December 22, 2025 • 8 mins
Scotty B swears his dog has fully absorbed his neuroses, Gandhi recommends a gripping documentary about a precedent‑setting case, Nate rails against American cheese and its not‑so‑cheesy ingredients, Danielle warns glasses‑wearers about the dangers of buttery fingers, Froggy celebrates his nonstop laughter with Danielle, and Skeery launches into a one‑cent gas‑pump grievance he insists isn’t petty (it is).
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It's time to go around the room with Elvis Duran
in the Morning show. I love doing this around the
Room segment. It gives us a chance just to say
whatever's on your mind. It's like a potluck dinner. Yeah,
someone brings a chafing dish of meat balls, and someone
brings macarneine cheese.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
More like six people bring steak and one person brings punions.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
I love that.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Yes, you have no control over it. As you're about
to find out, we have no control over what you're
about to hear in this around the Room segment, and
Scotty will be joining us as our special guest. Let's
start with Scotty Bee's special guests. I'll tell you you're first.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Well, you know how they say that after a while,
some people's dogs begin to look like them. Yes, well,
I kind of think that My dog, after ten years,
acts like me because he's incredibly neurotic. He's scared of everything,
and uh, when something hurts him, he's.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Dying just like me. Wow, Yeah, I m queen dog dog.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Yeah, I just think it's I think it's really because
you know, a couple of weeks ago he was very lethargic,
and he was like, please carry me outside. I can't move,
just because you know, he had a little pain in
his hip, and and now you know, he farts and
he scares himself. He jumps up and he runs out
of the room because he doesn't know what that's what
you do?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Yeah, exactly, that's your son.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
So I think that he's taking after me after all
these years. And I guess that that's also a thing.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
I firmly believe that because you know, our Maxi is
me and Olie is Alex. Without a doubt. We look alike,
we act alike, the same characteristics. I mean, no one
jumps at their own farts, but maybe this mp you
do in my house. I agree with that. Gandhi, what's
up with you?
Speaker 5 (01:37):
All right?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
I watched a documentary and it's not new, it's been
out for quite some time now, but it was fascinating.
I was telling Nate about it the other day. It's
called The Fire that Took Her and it is a
really dark subject matter. But the end shows how they
were able to change law because this one significant thing happened.
I don't want to ruin it for people, but it
was really interesting. Long story short, they were able to
(01:58):
get a woman to testify against the person who ended
up killing her before she was actually dead. So she Yeah,
she was able to testify against her murderer at the
murder trial, and it was It was fascinating, So I
recommend that one again, the fire that took her.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Okay to my list. God, I don't have enough days
left in my life to watch all these things, read
all these books. I'll get to them. Hey, produce your
sam what's up? Okay, I entertained Diamond to no end
with this.
Speaker 6 (02:23):
I need to know if it's that funny.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
My husband, William was a leash kid. Our leash kids.
That hilarious. Explain to everyone what that means. But just
to see him on to see your husband or a
leash is kind of kind of sexy, but not as
a kid. Go ahead.
Speaker 6 (02:46):
I mean, he's was an American and jaw warrior. He
loves parkour, he's run marathons, he does rock climbing, so
all this makes sense when I learned he was a
toddler who was always a flight risk, and his mom
was like, no, I'm not messing with this, so she
put him on an actual leash to keep me from
getting kidnapped or running away or whatever as a kid.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Well, it worked, it worked, Yeah, it worked.
Speaker 6 (03:07):
Yeah, I guess. So.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
My mom used to threaten me with that. She would
always you want to be one of those kids on
a leash? I was like, she pointed to William, at
least once in your childhood.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
When he's right rock climbing, he's tethered. Usually yeah, right,
you know, I bet he's still as an adult man
would love the comfort of being on a leash from
time to time.
Speaker 6 (03:31):
Maybe you should bring that into I'll call you immediately.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Hey, producers, not Sam, but producer Nate. What's up with you? Okay, So,
food world, I like.
Speaker 7 (03:42):
Pretty much everything, but the one thing I hate is
American cheese.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I hate it. Why why? I don't know, so I
looked it up. Why do I hate American cheese Because
it's not cheese?
Speaker 7 (03:56):
So it technically is if they follow this stands hear
me out. So the bare minimum to be called American
cheese is you have to have fifty one percent Cheddar
or Colby cheese, the rest forty percent emulsifying agents, sodium citrate,
all of this crap. That is the bare minimum. But Elvis,
(04:16):
you are right, because some companies not to be named.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Because they may be your sponsor.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Somewhere.
Speaker 7 (04:21):
It is called a single because then it is less
than fifty percent cheese.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Okay, so once again, just give me. Give me the
sentence that describes whether it's cheese or not. Just the
sentence fifty one percent cheese.
Speaker 7 (04:36):
The rest is the multifying agents that make it that
gooey yucky.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Okay, Well, you just described Scary's body makeup gooeydow cheese. Yes,
you need some Cooper Sharp in your life. Philly knows
what's up. That's the real deal right there. America cheese.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
You know what.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
I can't imagine a cheeseburger without American cheese on it.
And I look, I understand, I know exactly what the
what the problem is. Hey, Danielle, what's up?
Speaker 8 (05:12):
This is a cautionary tale for people who wear glasses.
If you're having a bagel with butter, make sure you
have a napkin, because what I did was I wanted
to grab my glasses and I got butter all over
the lens. So I don't know if you guys noticed.
I couldn't see for part of the show, and I couldn't.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Leave the room.
Speaker 8 (05:32):
So finally they goes, hey, we have a break coming up.
I go, oh, great, I can finally go wash my
glasses and sing. He goes, what is wrong with you?
I touched the glass. Don't don't grab butter from the
bagel and touch the glasses or butter from anywhere. Be careful,
use a napkin if especially if you wear glasses.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
You're I'm gonna tell you though, getting butter off glasses
is not easy. It smears and can't get it all.
Speaker 8 (05:54):
I washed, It's still not one hundred percent off because
they don't have dawn in the bathroom. I have to
wait till I get home to use my on that's
at the kitchen sink. Seriously, I'm still a little blind.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
In the left. Weird.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
If I had gone in the bathroom, daniel that would
be weird.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
I mean, who hasn't had done in the bathroomgy? What's
up with you?
Speaker 5 (06:11):
I'm gonna get to follow Danielle because I'm gonna tell
you you can't have her because she's ours. But there
is nobody that I talked to on the phone and
laugh harder with than Danielle. Yesterday, Danielle and I had
a phone conversation and I'm going to tell you right now,
I was crying, laughing so hard talking to Danielle. I
have not laughed that hard and I don't know how long.
And so I just want to thank you, Danielle, because
(06:32):
talking to you, honestly, it makes my day.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
And I have not laughed that hard and a long time. Yeah,
I need you.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Think it's all cute, but the truth be told, Daniel's
a mess o.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
My ribs were hurting when I hung up the phone
with daniel.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
It's funny, scary, what's up.
Speaker 9 (06:50):
I am not a petty person, but sometimes when I
go to the gas station, I'll pay cash and I'll
just say, hey, twenty dollars regular done, And you know,
they have to stand over the pump and they're going,
you know, so as they're issuing toward the twenty dollars mark, all.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Of a sudden you click a click, a click and
clock click just to get up to the twenty he
left it at nineteen ninety nine. And then he goes okay,
and he pulled the pump out, and I turned around.
I'm like, wait a second, he's cheating me out, kidding me.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
He would have gone over but no, but okay, So then.
Speaker 9 (07:24):
Again that in favor of me the customer then, but no,
where's my last He.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Didn't he let me he should have given you a
petty bag.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
But if you would have one more time, it would
have been like twenty oh three.
Speaker 9 (07:37):
No, if you would have one more time, twenty okay,
even if you would have went over my a cent
in my favor, and I'm not giving him another dollar
for ninety nine cent return.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
I didn't suck it. So I looked at him.
Speaker 9 (07:48):
I look back and I'm like and I'm like, okay,
thank you, And I rolled my window up because.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
That's the kind of guy I am. But I had
five people, and I know what you told me that
that as freaking lily. You should have said something. You
shouldn't take the pump back. Stop it. Stop it by
the way, U till David Rody we said, hi, cheap bastard.
But seriously, you know but you started that, You started
(08:15):
this around the room segment with I'm not a petty guy,
but you pretty much are.
Speaker 9 (08:20):
Because I picked my tongue and I drove away because
I didn't want him to like take another forty five seconds.
Speaker 5 (08:26):
Right next time you go, scary, will you give him
twenty and say, hey, last time you shortened me a penny.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
You owe me a penny.
Speaker 9 (08:30):
Oh, there you go, give me twenty oh one.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
And now you have a penny in your life. Do
you want that really?
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Oh my god, all right.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
We've gone around the room. Now get out of the room.
Get out of here.
It's time to go around the room with Elvis Duran
in the Morning show. I love doing this around the
Room segment. It gives us a chance just to say
whatever's on your mind. It's like a potluck dinner. Yeah,
someone brings a chafing dish of meat balls, and someone
brings macarneine cheese.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
More like six people bring steak and one person brings punions.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
I love that.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
Yes, you have no control over it. As you're about
to find out, we have no control over what you're
about to hear in this around the Room segment, and
Scotty will be joining us as our special guest. Let's
start with Scotty Bee's special guests. I'll tell you you're first.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
Well, you know how they say that after a while,
some people's dogs begin to look like them. Yes, well,
I kind of think that My dog, after ten years,
acts like me because he's incredibly neurotic. He's scared of everything,
and uh, when something hurts him, he's.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Dying just like me. Wow, Yeah, I m queen dog dog.
Speaker 4 (00:58):
Yeah, I just think it's I think it's really because
you know, a couple of weeks ago he was very lethargic,
and he was like, please carry me outside. I can't move,
just because you know, he had a little pain in
his hip, and and now you know, he farts and
he scares himself. He jumps up and he runs out
of the room because he doesn't know what that's what
you do?
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Yeah, exactly, that's your son.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
So I think that he's taking after me after all
these years. And I guess that that's also a thing.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
I firmly believe that because you know, our Maxi is
me and Olie is Alex. Without a doubt. We look alike,
we act alike, the same characteristics. I mean, no one
jumps at their own farts, but maybe this mp you
do in my house. I agree with that. Gandhi, what's
up with you?
Speaker 5 (01:37):
All right?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
I watched a documentary and it's not new, it's been
out for quite some time now, but it was fascinating.
I was telling Nate about it the other day. It's
called The Fire that Took Her and it is a
really dark subject matter. But the end shows how they
were able to change law because this one significant thing happened.
I don't want to ruin it for people, but it
was really interesting. Long story short, they were able to
(01:58):
get a woman to testify against the person who ended
up killing her before she was actually dead. So she Yeah,
she was able to testify against her murderer at the
murder trial, and it was It was fascinating, So I
recommend that one again, the fire that took her.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Okay to my list. God, I don't have enough days
left in my life to watch all these things, read
all these books. I'll get to them. Hey, produce your
sam what's up? Okay, I entertained Diamond to no end
with this.
Speaker 6 (02:23):
I need to know if it's that funny.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
My husband, William was a leash kid. Our leash kids.
That hilarious. Explain to everyone what that means. But just
to see him on to see your husband or a
leash is kind of kind of sexy, but not as
a kid. Go ahead.
Speaker 6 (02:46):
I mean, he's was an American and jaw warrior. He
loves parkour, he's run marathons, he does rock climbing, so
all this makes sense when I learned he was a
toddler who was always a flight risk, and his mom
was like, no, I'm not messing with this, so she
put him on an actual leash to keep me from
getting kidnapped or running away or whatever as a kid.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
Well, it worked, it worked, Yeah, it worked.
Speaker 6 (03:07):
Yeah, I guess. So.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
My mom used to threaten me with that. She would
always you want to be one of those kids on
a leash? I was like, she pointed to William, at
least once in your childhood.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
When he's right rock climbing, he's tethered. Usually yeah, right,
you know, I bet he's still as an adult man
would love the comfort of being on a leash from
time to time.
Speaker 6 (03:31):
Maybe you should bring that into I'll call you immediately.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Hey, producers, not Sam, but producer Nate. What's up with you? Okay, So,
food world, I like.
Speaker 7 (03:42):
Pretty much everything, but the one thing I hate is
American cheese.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
I hate it. Why why? I don't know, so I
looked it up. Why do I hate American cheese Because
it's not cheese?
Speaker 7 (03:56):
So it technically is if they follow this stands hear
me out. So the bare minimum to be called American
cheese is you have to have fifty one percent Cheddar
or Colby cheese, the rest forty percent emulsifying agents, sodium citrate,
all of this crap. That is the bare minimum. But Elvis,
(04:16):
you are right, because some companies not to be named.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Because they may be your sponsor.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Somewhere.
Speaker 7 (04:21):
It is called a single because then it is less
than fifty percent cheese.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Okay, so once again, just give me. Give me the
sentence that describes whether it's cheese or not. Just the
sentence fifty one percent cheese.
Speaker 7 (04:36):
The rest is the multifying agents that make it that
gooey yucky.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Okay, Well, you just described Scary's body makeup gooeydow cheese. Yes,
you need some Cooper Sharp in your life. Philly knows
what's up. That's the real deal right there. America cheese.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
You know what.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
I can't imagine a cheeseburger without American cheese on it.
And I look, I understand, I know exactly what the
what the problem is. Hey, Danielle, what's up?
Speaker 8 (05:12):
This is a cautionary tale for people who wear glasses.
If you're having a bagel with butter, make sure you
have a napkin, because what I did was I wanted
to grab my glasses and I got butter all over
the lens. So I don't know if you guys noticed.
I couldn't see for part of the show, and I couldn't.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Leave the room.
Speaker 8 (05:32):
So finally they goes, hey, we have a break coming up.
I go, oh, great, I can finally go wash my
glasses and sing. He goes, what is wrong with you?
I touched the glass. Don't don't grab butter from the
bagel and touch the glasses or butter from anywhere. Be careful,
use a napkin if especially if you wear glasses.
Speaker 1 (05:48):
You're I'm gonna tell you though, getting butter off glasses
is not easy. It smears and can't get it all.
Speaker 8 (05:54):
I washed, It's still not one hundred percent off because
they don't have dawn in the bathroom. I have to
wait till I get home to use my on that's
at the kitchen sink. Seriously, I'm still a little blind.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
In the left. Weird.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
If I had gone in the bathroom, daniel that would
be weird.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
I mean, who hasn't had done in the bathroomgy? What's
up with you?
Speaker 5 (06:11):
I'm gonna get to follow Danielle because I'm gonna tell
you you can't have her because she's ours. But there
is nobody that I talked to on the phone and
laugh harder with than Danielle. Yesterday, Danielle and I had
a phone conversation and I'm going to tell you right now,
I was crying, laughing so hard talking to Danielle. I
have not laughed that hard and I don't know how long.
And so I just want to thank you, Danielle, because
(06:32):
talking to you, honestly, it makes my day.
Speaker 3 (06:34):
And I have not laughed that hard and a long time. Yeah,
I need you.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Think it's all cute, but the truth be told, Daniel's
a mess o.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
My ribs were hurting when I hung up the phone
with daniel.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
It's funny, scary, what's up.
Speaker 9 (06:50):
I am not a petty person, but sometimes when I
go to the gas station, I'll pay cash and I'll
just say, hey, twenty dollars regular done, And you know,
they have to stand over the pump and they're going,
you know, so as they're issuing toward the twenty dollars mark, all.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
Of a sudden you click a click, a click and
clock click just to get up to the twenty he
left it at nineteen ninety nine. And then he goes okay,
and he pulled the pump out, and I turned around.
I'm like, wait a second, he's cheating me out, kidding me.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
He would have gone over but no, but okay, So then.
Speaker 9 (07:24):
Again that in favor of me the customer then, but no,
where's my last He.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
Didn't he let me he should have given you a
petty bag.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
But if you would have one more time, it would
have been like twenty oh three.
Speaker 9 (07:37):
No, if you would have one more time, twenty okay,
even if you would have went over my a cent
in my favor, and I'm not giving him another dollar
for ninety nine cent return.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
I didn't suck it. So I looked at him.
Speaker 9 (07:48):
I look back and I'm like and I'm like, okay,
thank you, And I rolled my window up because.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
That's the kind of guy I am. But I had
five people, and I know what you told me that
that as freaking lily. You should have said something. You
shouldn't take the pump back. Stop it. Stop it by
the way, U till David Rody we said, hi, cheap bastard.
But seriously, you know but you started that, You started
(08:15):
this around the room segment with I'm not a petty guy,
but you pretty much are.
Speaker 9 (08:20):
Because I picked my tongue and I drove away because
I didn't want him to like take another forty five seconds.
Speaker 5 (08:26):
Right next time you go, scary, will you give him
twenty and say, hey, last time you shortened me a penny.
Speaker 3 (08:29):
You owe me a penny.
Speaker 9 (08:30):
Oh, there you go, give me twenty oh one.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
And now you have a penny in your life. Do
you want that really?
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Oh my god, all right.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
We've gone around the room. Now get out of the room.
Get out of here.
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