Santa's Coming to your Sweet 16

Jen’s parents are throwing her a sweet 16, and Garrett calls to let her know the surprise SANTA appearance is all set!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
All right, let's get into Garrett's phone tap. Tell me
all about it.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
Set it up.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
Well, Roger is playing a phone tap on his daughter Jen. Now,
Jen is about to have a sweet sixteen, which mom
and dad are paying for because you know they're they're
very affluent family. So a lot of great things are
going to be happening at the sweet sixteen. So I'm
going to start the call to Jen, the birthday girl
from the DJ company, saying, hey, we got some few
things to tie up before the birthday party, and then
Dad's going to join the call and piss off his

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daughter a little bit. Oh so this is a dad
phone tapping a little spoiled daughter.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
I'm as yes, all right, let's see what happens in
today's phone tap.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
Hello is this Jen?

Speaker 1 (00:41):
Yeah? This is Jenn.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Hey Jen, this is Chris over Soaps. We're doing your
party in about three weeks.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Oh, Hi, who are you great?

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Can you talk right now?

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Cool? Cool. We're gonna need to get into the venue
a little bit earlier just because some of the stuff
that comes along with this package is going to take
some time to get in.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Okay, all right, I like how much earlier, just.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
About like two or three hours. The sleigh itself is
going to be a little difficult.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
To get in the sleigh.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Me and my crew we're going to be dressed as
Santa Santa's helpers and uh.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Uh wait are you kidding me?

Speaker 2 (01:19):
We're gonna do pictures with Sanah. We're gonna have our
elves give out some candy canes and it's gonna be great.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Instead of the limbo stick, we're gonna have one big
candy canet.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
That that's gross. I don't want that at my party.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Oh are you sure?

Speaker 1 (01:35):
Yeah? I'm sure it's my party. I have to get
back to school.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Santa Claus is coming to the street sixteen.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
We did so good. That was hilarious. Oh man, hold on,
Oh she's calling me right now.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
All right, don't answer. We're gonna call her right back,
and you're just gonna do all the work.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Okay, all right, yeah, yeah, all right, cool daddy.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Hello, Hey, yeah, I just got to call it from
the DJ company or something, right, And they just told
me that they're going to have like a Santa Claus
at my party. What the is going on?

Speaker 3 (02:12):
Well, we thought, we thought that would be nice.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
And no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Well, I don't think that's dada.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
If you're not listening to me, hello, be stupid. I
don't want a Santa Claus there.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Now, wait a minute. Everybody enjoys Santa Claus. And they're
elves and there's a dozen of them, and I don't
care if there's forty two.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
I don't want them at my party.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
Well, your mother thought this was was was the best
one they had.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
I am sixteen, Okay, I'm not eight years old anymore.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
But we got you Santa Clause for five thousands.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
I want you spent five thousand dollars. Yes, are you
kidding me? He said, five thousand dollars on Santa Claus.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
Yeah, pretty penny.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
Oh my gosh, are you kidding me?

Speaker 3 (03:08):
Dad?

Speaker 1 (03:08):
He said, five thousand dollars. And you can't even buy
me a car.

Speaker 3 (03:11):
Five thousand dollars for your birthday at sixteen is quite
a lot of money.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
It's not quite a lot of money when Drake costs
one hundred thousand and you're being cheap and you're not
going there.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
Sannah will take everyone on his lap. You can you
can sit on his lap, you and your girlfriend.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Oh that's well, Dad, that it is so gross. I
don't want to have my friends go sit on the
some old perverts lap.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
And he's not an old pervert, he's an it's a
it's an impersonator doing Santa and let's see what happen.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Dad, I don't care, Okay, unless you're gonna have Drake
there dressed up at Santa Claus. Then I don't want it.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
You have to let go of the Drake thing. It's
I'm not gonna go there.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
I don't want it.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
You're so mean, Jen, Jim, listen to me. I don't
want calm down.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
No, I'm not gonna calm down. You come down. Do
you listen to what I want?

Speaker 3 (04:05):
Honey? Anyone looking at you on the phone, I think
you're a lunatic.

Speaker 1 (04:08):
No com bringing and me on the phone and I'm
not a luna. Take don't call me a lunatic. I
have a stupid birthday party with Hey.

Speaker 2 (04:14):
Jen, Jen, what money is? Actually? Garrett from Elvis Durant
in the Morning show and you just got phone tapped.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
Oh my gosh, that was so cool. Whatever, I gotta
go Elvis Duran's phone tap. This phone tab was pre
recorded with permission granted by all the Elvis Duran phone

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tap only on Elvis Duran in the morning show.