December 29, 2025 • 6 mins
Scotty and Andrew can’t agree on literally anything — from when to record their podcast to whether they should take it on the road. Gandhi, Nate, and Danielle try (and fail) to play mediators as chaos reigns supreme.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Get your hand us together, and we're going to start
to party.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Start.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
I'm ready to party.
Speaker 4 (00:06):
See Elvis Duran after party.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
All right, thank you everybody. Andy, Andy.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
When Andrew joins us for these podcasts, it's so much fun.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
We're doing us such a.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Screeching halt records.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Bickers is still bicker this much? Yeah? Why not? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (00:33):
But people love it.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
On their podcast For them to bicker.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
It ain't an act, I'll tell you that much. Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
It bleeds over into the hallways for sure. So many
days Scotti is just irate and be ready.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Now he's not ready. Who wants to record this podcast
with me?
Speaker 4 (00:48):
But what I don't understand is why you guys don't
have a set time a week or twice a week
where that is your podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Well, it's because I want to do it at ten
o'clock and he's not ready.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
I'm protecting my piece. And with that being said, whenever
I say let's record at this time, all of a sudden,
one day, the dog is gonna die if I don't
get home. Cooper has babysitting classes.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Even though I'm not argue, Well, wait a minute.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
I understand every now and then it might not work
and you might have to change it. Right, that makes sense,
But for the most part, I don't understand why you
just don't have a standing.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
I would love that. Sure, Thursday's ten o'clock. Let's do it.
You got it on paper, Let's do it.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
No, I've always said Fridays, but Fridays don't work for him.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
How much to stay here late on a Friday?
Speaker 5 (01:33):
Okay, So this is what it is, because there are
many days that Andrew's like I can record at eleven,
and Scut's like, I'm not staying here till eleven a few.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Well, hold on while I stick my thumb up my
ass for forty five minutes waiting.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
I will tell I will say this in Andrew's defense.
At ten o'clock a lot of times, based on what's
happening in the room or if Elvis is here, we
don't know if we're gonna have to do something at
ten o'clock. A lot of times I try and schedule
stuff at ten, and then Elvis says we got to.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Do this, And actually Nate did say that we really
shouldn't schedule until after ten thirty, because that's the safe taste.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
We never know if something books, So you can't cut
thirty minutes for your BRR your podcast.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
I can, but he's never ready ten thirty either.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
I am always ready if the thing is, and I'll
say that they're.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Ten thirty.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Rolls around sometimes and I'll go, hey, are you ready? Goes, Yeah,
I've been ready. Well why didn't you say anything? He
just sits in the room and then doesn't text me.
So I have to be the one to do.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
I walked by your desk, dude, and I said two minutes,
twenty five minutes went by and you never came in.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
It's turning into the cereal.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
You never said anything?
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Al is this? Is this a podet? What are we
doing here?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
You there?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
You go, I'm not gonna I don't need to do
my blood pressure I feel it, so I'm fine. Yeah,
whatever you answer, Look, whatever you want to do, you
tell me and I oblige. How about that? I love that? Okay?
Lot cool? Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
I think there just needs to be some sort of
like mediation between the two of them, which could have
just happened right here. Maybe, but like Scott doesn't ever
want to stick around a minute longer, And to be
fair to Andrew, is the guy who's the king of
twenty minutes and forty five minutes later you're like, hey,
we're gonna do something. What's going on the two of them?
Speaker 4 (03:07):
The two minute warning?
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Yeah from the manager?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Why don't you guys get a podcast producing manager, like.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Some sort of with what money?
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Yeah? How you guys are raking it in on this OI?
Oh my god, Okay, we barely make enough swiper. They
can't even get a sponsor. I can't even buy milk
and cereal with what we make.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Really yeah, kind of crazy that you've been doing it
this long and that that you haven't been able to way.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Okay, but pause, why do you continue to do it?
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Because I love I love Andrew so much, not based
on the last five minutes.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
So let me ask a question.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
If you're not making any cash at this point in time, Yeah,
how long you been doing it?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Five? Six years old? Pull the plug? A hobby is
a hobby? Is it?
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Is it a hobby or is it a hopefulness for
the future.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Look, I like getting some free stuff from General Mills
every once in a while, so I'll just keep doing it.
So you're working for cereal? Some cereal? I buy most
of it?
Speaker 5 (03:57):
Oh god, what I have another thing that is probably
gonna start another five. But there is an opportunity for
them to make money that Scott.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Refuses to do and talk about this.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
To do it, Andrew and I are going to do it,
and we're gonna ball out Scott.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Wait, what is it? What is it? Is the live podcast,
real live show we've been the like with Dead Horse,
whatever you call it.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
It is taking your podcast on the road.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
Yeah, just like letting people come watch it like that
was the idea. Andrew and I got invited to the
South Beach Wine and Food Festival to do like a
real life panel with famous comedians and stuff. There you go.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Okay, so I couldn't do it. I'm on a cruise.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Okay, Well let me just ask you this, okay, without
giving exact numbers, because I don't want to dig into
that isn't worth the while of Scott the now the
amount of money that you would make on this for
him to do.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
So, I think for not the Wine and Food Fest necessarily,
but maybe like an actual live show. Yes, we'd probably
make what we could make in a year in one night.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
The two boxes a cereal.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
So when you're splitting that, Booberry, So what is it.
What is it that you don't like about doing the
live show?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
And we don't have much time. I've said a bunch
of times, I'll say it one last time. If we
can fill a small venue with only listeners of the
show that want to be there because we are there,
not just randos.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
So what you quiz them?
Speaker 1 (05:29):
In line like Andrew's favorite Cereal? Come they should only
be able to buy the tickets like at Serial killerspc
dot com, with some code like they need to know
us and know the show. And that's the only way
I'll do it.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Well, to be honest with anybody outside of a fan
of the show.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
Thank you, I said, Scott, Who the hell do you
think is going to look at a flyer with the
two of you on it, all of cereal and be like.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Let me take a risk on that people walk and buy.
I really don't like this guy.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
I'm gonna buy a ticket and throw some hate this
guy old tricks at him.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
In here, no entire episode of my podcast trying to
reason with him.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
He lost his He's.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Overthinking it, Scotty.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Yet, really, no one is buying a ticket to your
damn show unless they're fans of you already.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Point like you, and you've done a live show.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
I've done it with the Brooklyn Boys podcast. How many
people other than Brooklyn Boy slices? Zero people, zero people
other than our fandom showed up. How many of those
did you do? I'm just curious. We did one. We
filled the place up. It was a steakhouse. It was
two hundred people. And that was five years ago. Why
haven't you done another one? Since we are about to
We're on that We're about to put a date on
the calendar.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
That I'm about to do so making money.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
I have a blast of them, all right, Well you.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Scotty, there you go. I can make the cash the calendar.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Well stuck with a look at me. Thanks, everybody, just
shoot
Speaker 4 (06:42):
Him after party
Get your hand us together, and we're going to start
to party.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Start.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
I'm ready to party.
Speaker 4 (00:06):
See Elvis Duran after party.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
All right, thank you everybody. Andy, Andy.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
When Andrew joins us for these podcasts, it's so much fun.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
We're doing us such a.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Screeching halt records.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Bickers is still bicker this much? Yeah? Why not? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (00:33):
But people love it.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
On their podcast For them to bicker.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
It ain't an act, I'll tell you that much. Oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
It bleeds over into the hallways for sure. So many
days Scotti is just irate and be ready.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Now he's not ready. Who wants to record this podcast
with me?
Speaker 4 (00:48):
But what I don't understand is why you guys don't
have a set time a week or twice a week
where that is your podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Well, it's because I want to do it at ten
o'clock and he's not ready.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
I'm protecting my piece. And with that being said, whenever
I say let's record at this time, all of a sudden,
one day, the dog is gonna die if I don't
get home. Cooper has babysitting classes.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Even though I'm not argue, Well, wait a minute.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
I understand every now and then it might not work
and you might have to change it. Right, that makes sense,
But for the most part, I don't understand why you
just don't have a standing.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
I would love that. Sure, Thursday's ten o'clock. Let's do it.
You got it on paper, Let's do it.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
No, I've always said Fridays, but Fridays don't work for him.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
How much to stay here late on a Friday?
Speaker 5 (01:33):
Okay, So this is what it is, because there are
many days that Andrew's like I can record at eleven,
and Scut's like, I'm not staying here till eleven a few.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Well, hold on while I stick my thumb up my
ass for forty five minutes waiting.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
I will tell I will say this in Andrew's defense.
At ten o'clock a lot of times, based on what's
happening in the room or if Elvis is here, we
don't know if we're gonna have to do something at
ten o'clock. A lot of times I try and schedule
stuff at ten, and then Elvis says we got to.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Do this, And actually Nate did say that we really
shouldn't schedule until after ten thirty, because that's the safe taste.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
We never know if something books, So you can't cut
thirty minutes for your BRR your podcast.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
I can, but he's never ready ten thirty either.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
I am always ready if the thing is, and I'll
say that they're.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Ten thirty.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Rolls around sometimes and I'll go, hey, are you ready? Goes, Yeah,
I've been ready. Well why didn't you say anything? He
just sits in the room and then doesn't text me.
So I have to be the one to do.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
I walked by your desk, dude, and I said two minutes,
twenty five minutes went by and you never came in.
Speaker 5 (02:31):
It's turning into the cereal.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
You never said anything?
Speaker 1 (02:33):
Al is this? Is this a podet? What are we
doing here?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
You there?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
You go, I'm not gonna I don't need to do
my blood pressure I feel it, so I'm fine. Yeah,
whatever you answer, Look, whatever you want to do, you
tell me and I oblige. How about that? I love that? Okay?
Lot cool? Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:51):
I think there just needs to be some sort of
like mediation between the two of them, which could have
just happened right here. Maybe, but like Scott doesn't ever
want to stick around a minute longer, And to be
fair to Andrew, is the guy who's the king of
twenty minutes and forty five minutes later you're like, hey,
we're gonna do something. What's going on the two of them?
Speaker 4 (03:07):
The two minute warning?
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Yeah from the manager?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Why don't you guys get a podcast producing manager, like.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
Some sort of with what money?
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Yeah? How you guys are raking it in on this OI?
Oh my god, Okay, we barely make enough swiper. They
can't even get a sponsor. I can't even buy milk
and cereal with what we make.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Really yeah, kind of crazy that you've been doing it
this long and that that you haven't been able to way.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Okay, but pause, why do you continue to do it?
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Because I love I love Andrew so much, not based
on the last five minutes.
Speaker 5 (03:36):
So let me ask a question.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
If you're not making any cash at this point in time, Yeah,
how long you been doing it?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Five? Six years old? Pull the plug? A hobby is
a hobby? Is it?
Speaker 4 (03:46):
Is it a hobby or is it a hopefulness for
the future.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Look, I like getting some free stuff from General Mills
every once in a while, so I'll just keep doing it.
So you're working for cereal? Some cereal? I buy most
of it?
Speaker 5 (03:57):
Oh god, what I have another thing that is probably
gonna start another five. But there is an opportunity for
them to make money that Scott.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Refuses to do and talk about this.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
To do it, Andrew and I are going to do it,
and we're gonna ball out Scott.
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Wait, what is it? What is it? Is the live podcast,
real live show we've been the like with Dead Horse,
whatever you call it.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
It is taking your podcast on the road.
Speaker 5 (04:24):
Yeah, just like letting people come watch it like that
was the idea. Andrew and I got invited to the
South Beach Wine and Food Festival to do like a
real life panel with famous comedians and stuff. There you go.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Okay, so I couldn't do it. I'm on a cruise.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Okay, Well let me just ask you this, okay, without
giving exact numbers, because I don't want to dig into
that isn't worth the while of Scott the now the
amount of money that you would make on this for
him to do.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
So, I think for not the Wine and Food Fest necessarily,
but maybe like an actual live show. Yes, we'd probably
make what we could make in a year in one night.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
The two boxes a cereal.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
So when you're splitting that, Booberry, So what is it.
What is it that you don't like about doing the
live show?
Speaker 1 (05:17):
And we don't have much time. I've said a bunch
of times, I'll say it one last time. If we
can fill a small venue with only listeners of the
show that want to be there because we are there,
not just randos.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
So what you quiz them?
Speaker 1 (05:29):
In line like Andrew's favorite Cereal? Come they should only
be able to buy the tickets like at Serial killerspc
dot com, with some code like they need to know
us and know the show. And that's the only way
I'll do it.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Well, to be honest with anybody outside of a fan
of the show.
Speaker 5 (05:41):
Thank you, I said, Scott, Who the hell do you
think is going to look at a flyer with the
two of you on it, all of cereal and be like.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
Let me take a risk on that people walk and buy.
I really don't like this guy.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
I'm gonna buy a ticket and throw some hate this
guy old tricks at him.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
In here, no entire episode of my podcast trying to
reason with him.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
He lost his He's.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Overthinking it, Scotty.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Yet, really, no one is buying a ticket to your
damn show unless they're fans of you already.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Point like you, and you've done a live show.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
I've done it with the Brooklyn Boys podcast. How many
people other than Brooklyn Boy slices? Zero people, zero people
other than our fandom showed up. How many of those
did you do? I'm just curious. We did one. We
filled the place up. It was a steakhouse. It was
two hundred people. And that was five years ago. Why
haven't you done another one? Since we are about to
We're on that We're about to put a date on
the calendar.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
That I'm about to do so making money.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
I have a blast of them, all right, Well you.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Scotty, there you go. I can make the cash the calendar.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Well stuck with a look at me. Thanks, everybody, just
shoot
Speaker 4 (06:42):
Him after party
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