FULL SHOW: The Day We Debated Jurassic Park and Our Death Clothes

We argue about whether anyone would actually survive Jurassic Park, why single women might be the happiest people alive, and the stat you’d least want floating over your head. Plus: slowing down time, small-town gossip, seasonal jobs, sketchy school lunches, living with someone out of necessity, Froggy’s YouTube education, Gandhi reheating clams (against all advice), and the question that stopped us cold — what are your “death clothes”?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
The courses of this program were prerecorded.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
I was going for a minute, but I'm back now.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
No Elvis Duran the Z one hundred Mooning shows. There
are some days you go, God's days just going on
and on and on and on. Well, you're not engaged
and you're not having fun. That's not a good day.
But you want those days. Remember when you were a
kid and summer days would last forever. Oh yeah, And
when you're older, it's the opposite. It's like God, summer

(00:26):
days just all days just fly by. It's because you're
living in a world that's very, very ultra familiar to you.
You know this world way too well, you've been here
all these years. When you're a kid, you're exploring new
things all summer day long, and the day lasts longer.
So it's very simple. We got to find new ways
to make our day different and unique. So it boils

(00:48):
down to this. Time passes quickly when you get older
and you get busier because we are living in a
world that we're very familiar with and nothing new is happening.
You know what. This is why it's great to like
change the way you drive home every day from work
or school, change the way you do things, go to
different restaurants, things as simple as that. You know, when
you're walking through a park, say, uh, get out of

(01:09):
this park. Go to another park. The trees are different.
And when you experience new things in life, the day
seems to be not only longer, but it's a good longer.
You're actually you feel you feel fulfilled, even though you
may not be able to check off a checklist of
things that need to be done, like you steam my
son's graduation gown. You know, I feel that.

Speaker 4 (01:31):
Way at the restaurants too, Like when you go to
a restaurant, you would get the same exact thing everything time.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
You know, I call that when I go there, I
call that the last day on Earth syndrome, because you
feel like, well, it's gonna be the last time I
ever eat this restaurant. Got to eat the same thing
I always do. Yeah, So God to your going through
this meditation, meditation, this this medium article as well, right, Yes,
what did you get from it?

Speaker 5 (01:52):
I got a lot from this. So I think that
one of the biggest things we need to keep in
mind is exactly what you just said. You have to
train your brain to untrain it when you get used
to doing the same thing, walking the same route, whatever,
doing the same schedule every single day. It just makes
your day go by a lot faster, and it's not fulfilling.
But when you start new things, you not only slow
the time down, but once you've learned a new thing,

(02:14):
you do feel fulfilled and you feel accomplished. And it
was a longer day that had meaning. So why not
change your days to have more meaning?

Speaker 3 (02:21):
You know, there's this law. I never heard of it
until now. It's called Parkinson's law, and it's like this
work expands to fill the time available for its completion.
Meaning you say, Okay, I've got to get this thing
done in and I have three hours to get it done.
So you're just gonna take your time. Let's say washing
the dishes, okay, loading the dishwasher, and laundry. Let's say

(02:43):
it's dishwashing laundry day. Okay, Okay, I've got three hours.
You just take your time and get it done. Before
you know it, your three hours are done, and all
you've accomplished is putting stuff in a dishwasher and putting
stuff in a washing machine and folding stuff. Give yourself
an hour. Laundry usually takes longer. They're saying, give yourself
an hour to do these projects, and you'll get it

(03:04):
done in an hour. It'll always start to get done
because you're rushing to get it done. Then you have
the rest of the day to go do something different. Yeah,
by the way, your whole day is filled up with
laundry and dishes.

Speaker 4 (03:13):
And then it's not on your mind too. Like if
you know that laundry is still sitting there and you
didn't put it away, you're like, oh, all day you're
thinking about it, and it like takes up all your time.

Speaker 5 (03:22):
I think to one of the things I took from
this article. It talks about finding pleasure in everything, which
might sound a little bit cheesy or to some people
maybe impossible. But even if you're sitting in traffic and
you hate traffic and it's the most miserable thing in
the world, yes, you know that, but there are some
good things you could get when you're sitting in traffic.
You might listen to your favorite morning show, or listen
to music that you like, listen to a book on tape,

(03:44):
whatever it is. You can find joy and things that
aren't so joyful, and I think that changes your day too.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
On this list little things that you can do to
change your day. Take little mindfulness breaks. I know it
sounds very crunchy, but it's like you just take a
just take a moment away from whatever you're doing, and
just like just walk outside for a minute, just like
and take a deep breath of air and just come
back in. When you drink your coffee. See, I drink
coffee because it's a drug. I drink coffee because I'm

(04:12):
addicted to the caffeine and I need for it to
wake me up. The thing is, you can actually sit
there by yourself in quiet and just enjoy your coffee.
A lot of my friends do that. I'm like, what
are you doing?

Speaker 6 (04:22):
Drink it.

Speaker 3 (04:22):
Let's go get your caffeine in in your veins. You
know what I'm saying. Do you guys ever savor your coffee?

Speaker 5 (04:29):
I do. I actually don't like the caffeine and coffee.
It makes me really jittery. So when I get coffee,
I will make it last four hours. I'll go heat
it up again. I just like the flavor.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
I slurp mine. God, you're a slurper. You know what
something tells me slurping is enjoying it. I think that's it.
I think they're combined.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
That's why I get iced coffee. I feel like it
lasts me all day and I can nurse it all day.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
You go get you're right because the ice slowly mounts
and there's a cat in your camera, Danielle. Other things
on the list of things to make your day a
little more meaningful. Say no? Oh yeah, say it more often. Yeah,
learn to say no. The other day I said yes
to something and I immediately regretted it, and I'm.

Speaker 4 (05:07):
Like, oh, And at that point, it's like, you can't
take it back.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
Turn off the noise, believe it or not. Music's great,
but if you're just listening to noise like a TV
in the background or something, it takes up space in
your mind and in your soul, and you need that back.
Do one thing at a time, break your routine. Drive slower.
You ever do that? Do you ever control your speed

(05:33):
in behind the wheel and it actually calms you down
a little bit. It's true.

Speaker 5 (05:37):
Yeah, I don't drive because I don't have a car here,
but I do walk slower. So if I'm going somewhere,
I deliberately take extra time because I want to see
what's around me and see if something new has opened up,
or if there's a pretty view that I haven't seen before.
So I don't just try to get there and be
out of breath when I get there. I try to
enjoy it.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
And also, you know, when you're driving fast, you're maneuvering
faster and you have to think faster. It uses more
brain power. It's like playing a video game. It is.
You know what's scary?

Speaker 7 (06:04):
What about making a TikTok video? And hear me out
for a second question. No, No, not the stupid dances, whatever
the case. I'm talking about, like doing something creative with it.

Speaker 8 (06:13):
This.

Speaker 7 (06:13):
I've seen some creative stuff go by on there, putting
your mind to something on TikTok and working on like
a little mini project or something.

Speaker 3 (06:21):
Sure, I think that could be something there. No, that's
something if that's what you want to do it it's
something different. Do it scary? Be the TikTok king.

Speaker 5 (06:29):
Sees the things?

Speaker 4 (06:30):
What about going to the grocery store and like discovering
new things that they like stocked up? Like I like
to go down every aisle every now and then and
just it's like me time and I'm like, oh my gosh,
I never saw this before, never saw this product before.
I spend more money, but it's near my mind a
little bit.

Speaker 3 (06:47):
Bring stuff home. You may use right or not, but anyway,
so make your day more meaningful. I think that's basically it.
Stop and look around, be aware of what's around you.
It'll totally change your day. You want your day that
seem longer, but in a good way. And Gandhi, thank
you for bringing this article.

Speaker 5 (07:03):
Of course, I also think one of the things we
all need to keep in mind. I am so guilty
of this spend less time on social media. I know
Scary wants to make us TikTok video. I fully support you,
but when you're on social media, ninety percent of what
you're doing is paying attention to somebody else's life and
not paying attention to your own and what you're doing.
And then an hour and a half later, you're on

(07:23):
somebody's cousin, sister's brother's page for what What was the
purpose of that?

Speaker 3 (07:26):
He was hot? Okay Line twenty four. Samantha got some
great advice during basic training. Hey Samantha, Hey, how are
you guys? We're doing well? So wait, hold on, let's
back up a little bit. Basic training what were you
training for?

Speaker 9 (07:42):
So I was in the military. I was in the
army for the last four years. Excellent, nice And our
drill sergeant's always told us, because basic training is like
eight to nine weeks long, and so every day can
feel very monotonous and very like just very the same thing.
So they would tell us hunt the good stuff, meaning

(08:03):
like you went to the chow hal, you got French
toes for breakfast, that's something good. You got a letter
from your family, you got to receive a phone call
from your family, just something to look forward to every day.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
So and this sticks with you to this day and
you practice as much as you can.

Speaker 9 (08:20):
Yeah, it does, it does. It's something I've always looked
forward to. It's like, oh, okay, cool, I got ten
cents off my gas, you know what I mean. Like
I got a phone call from my mom that I
wasn't expecting. Just something to look forward to.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
It's so much easier to hone in on the negative stuff.

Speaker 9 (08:36):
It really is, really is, and it can make you
feel so bogged down.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
Yeah, let it go.

Speaker 10 (08:42):
Hey, Look, thank you for serving our country, Samantha, and
thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
Thanks for the advice.

Speaker 9 (08:47):
Okay, thank you guys, Okay.

Speaker 3 (08:49):
Thank you, And finally Kathleen online twenty three. Hello Kathleen,
look at that hanging See see what she did?

Speaker 10 (08:57):
She went on with her life doesn't matter about us,
living a very fulfiliar life.

Speaker 5 (09:01):
Good first, got the memo?

Speaker 3 (09:03):
You know what they had? They had thirty seconds to
come to me. They just sat there, they paused, goodbye, Yeah, froggy.

Speaker 11 (09:11):
At least they went for a walk the other day
and I tried to call her cell phone and I
saw it ringing on the counter, And so when she
got back, like, hey, you left your phone, she said,
I did that on purpose. She said, I wanted to
just go for a walk, enjoy myself, take a look
around and enjoy the fresh air in the scenery, and
not be on my phone.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
Not listening to music. I do exactly right now. It
was super relaxing. And you're thinking, how dared you not
be in contact with me? Constantly? I said, what was
the guy's house?

Speaker 2 (09:35):
What was his name?

Speaker 3 (09:35):
You were at? Where were you? Why are you cheating
on me? I want you to be available at all times.
Do you understand me? Yeah? Where nothing?

Speaker 12 (09:44):
Artis hoighty somewhat intelligence?

Speaker 10 (09:48):
Do you use your shiny heie Elvis Duran in the
one hundred Morning Show is guaranteed human.

Speaker 7 (09:55):
Now we're getting personal one hundred.

Speaker 5 (10:03):
He loves all this because he's such a sass ball,
likes my spirit animal like really this morning show.

Speaker 3 (10:11):
It's a few more days left in the year.

Speaker 4 (10:13):
That's it.

Speaker 3 (10:13):
Oh boy, goodbye twenty twenty five. I'm still right. I'm
still writing nineteen eighty four of my checks? Is anyone
else writing checks?

Speaker 4 (10:25):
My mom is?

Speaker 10 (10:26):
Okay, let's get into the horse gcopes. Who are you
doing it with?

Speaker 3 (10:30):
Producer Sam?

Speaker 13 (10:31):
This cute little bespectacled person next to me.

Speaker 4 (10:35):
Can't even see with his glasses on nose reading spectacles.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
Hey, happy birthday.

Speaker 7 (10:42):
If it's your birthday today, you share it with Jude
Law and Alison Brie. Capricorn. Today pushes you into uncharted territory.
You'll be happy with what awaits.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
Your day's at ten Aquarius.

Speaker 13 (10:52):
A random idea could turn into that next great chapter,
so consider everything. Your day's an eight Pisces.

Speaker 7 (10:58):
Your creativity is bursting. It's a great time to pick
up that new activity you've been curious about.

Speaker 3 (11:03):
Here day's a nine Aries.

Speaker 13 (11:04):
You have a lot of energy today, so do what
you have to do, not just what you want to do.
Your day's an eight Taurus.

Speaker 7 (11:10):
Let go of small worries. That active choice will build
major gains over time. Your day's a seven Gemini. You
deserve to have a little more fun.

Speaker 13 (11:18):
Put down some of those responsibilities and plan a joy day.

Speaker 3 (11:21):
Your day's a nine cancer.

Speaker 7 (11:22):
Quiet moments have plenty to offer, but only if you
listen carefully.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
Your day's a six.

Speaker 13 (11:27):
Hey, Leo, you are more inspiring than you give yourself
credit for it. You uplift many and often. Your day's
an eight Virgo.

Speaker 3 (11:34):
A surprise invitation will change your plans. Try to be flexible.
Your day a seven.

Speaker 13 (11:39):
Ooh Libra. Little chaos keeps things interesting. Just make sure
it's not the toxic kind. Your day's a six Scorpio.

Speaker 7 (11:46):
When an opportunity surfaces, grab it. You never know how
long it will take to come back up. Your day
a nine.

Speaker 13 (11:52):
And finally, Sagittarius, patience pays off. Don't rush, wait for
your moment and then strike. Your day's a seven and
those your Monday morning.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
Yeah, you know what. When it comes to the hospitality industry,
you have all different types of people living with different
types of people. For a short amount of time. For instance,
the crew on cruise ships, they sign contracts and they
they go out to sea and they're with each other.
It's NonStop. They're all hunkered down together on the ship

(12:21):
and they get to know each other. I'm sure they
have lots of stories to share. But also you know
a lot of people, for instance, go work at the
ski resorts during the winter and they all have to
live in in in housing. And the same for country
clubs and things like that. They write like froggy a
lot of frog. When it comes to country clubs and golf.

(12:43):
A lot of the people who work these courses come
in from around the country and they all live in dorms,
sometimes in Apec.

Speaker 11 (12:50):
In the summertime, Yeah, especially when it's when it's you know,
when it's cold excuse me, when it's just super hot
in the south. They go up north where the clubs
are closed in the winter time, so they're only there
for three or four months and then they go back
southeu they do.

Speaker 4 (13:01):
There's an amusement park. So in the summers, do you
know that really?

Speaker 5 (13:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (13:05):
Like I know that Maurice Peers out in Wildwood, New Jersey,
does it? They have like an exchange program where they
have students that come in from other countries and everything,
so they're living together all summer and then they go back.

Speaker 3 (13:18):
Yeah, Gandhi.

Speaker 5 (13:19):
When we did our off the Grid trip, we were
in a lot of areas where they were camping and
they like camp there all summertime, and one of them
was a whitewater camping area and our guide said, ooh,
the drama between all of the Whitewater instructors.

Speaker 10 (13:32):
It was crazy exactly. So that's that's kind of where
we were getting on this thing.

Speaker 3 (13:36):
I mean, if it's an old movie, but if you
ever saw Caddy Shack, you see the relationships going on
with all the caddies and stuff like that. Anyway, so
people were texting in saying, you know, they've been on
cruise ships, they worked on cruise ships. People talking about
working in resources in this and that. It's all seasonal,
so you're stuck with them and then you never have
to see them ever again. So God knows what you

(13:57):
can do and pull off and get away with these.
I mean, for one minute, you're like intimate with them,
you have a you have a relationship with them, quote unquote,
and then when the season is done by later, never
have to see them again, kind of like the movie Grease.

Speaker 5 (14:14):
I don't know right, has a finite date.

Speaker 3 (14:16):
Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Ye have you guys ever done any
seasonal work like that.

Speaker 5 (14:23):
For a summer?

Speaker 3 (14:24):
You were a Carney. You never really told that story
to it.

Speaker 4 (14:27):
Did you hook up with the other Carney?

Speaker 5 (14:29):
Absolutely?

Speaker 4 (14:30):
Not waiting for that.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (14:33):
I worked at it was a fair, and I worked
in this this exhibit that had like animatronic animals and
you kind of walked them through the safari. And I've
said it before, I will say it again. Do not
trust rides at fairs.

Speaker 4 (14:44):
Okay, I know the.

Speaker 5 (14:45):
People who set them up.

Speaker 14 (14:46):
Don't trust us.

Speaker 4 (14:47):
It's terrible.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
Never trust them.

Speaker 15 (14:49):
I used to we're each club for every summer.

Speaker 3 (14:51):
It was a seasonal job, and it was gossip. Well,
were you a part of it?

Speaker 7 (14:56):
No, I was just working behind the counter, was serving
the coffee and sam and all that. So I would
hear the gossip that would come to me, and everyone
would talk about each other and I'd have to sit
there and keep my mouth shut and I'm like, oh
my god, that one just talked crap about the one,
you know, five minutes ago.

Speaker 3 (15:11):
So it was like you know, I lift out of
the sealed look at I bet look at all these
texts coming in. I've been living at a country club
on Long Island for the summers for past twenty years.
So god, they must have a lot of titis.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
Bill.

Speaker 3 (15:22):
Here's someone who Danielle, they did the college program at
Disney Disney World. Yeah, it's the same way, hundreds of
college kids together just for the season. Bam oh man
ew wow that's you know, Disney World becomes a much
smaller world all of a sudden, doesn't. Oh we should
start a ride. Here's someone who's to Bartend on the
beach in Maine in the summer and then go back

(15:44):
to Fort Lotterale in the winter. So you see, these people,
they are your live and then all of a sudden
they're not. So you can get away with all sorts
of nefarious acts with these people. I love that.

Speaker 10 (15:56):
I that was what we did for a living with Seasonal.
We just go work for different radio shows. Can you
imagine do each other and leave.

Speaker 5 (16:04):
Doesn't stop anyone around here from doing what they want
to do anyway.

Speaker 3 (16:07):
Oh this is true. Uh yeah, we've been there the opposite.
We've been together, have been together thirty years, so that's
a long season.

Speaker 16 (16:15):
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Speaker 3 (16:34):
Hey wow, I just saw this. As far as rent goes,
rent has been a major story these past two three years.

Speaker 5 (16:43):
Right insane.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
The average rent for a one bedroom in Austin is
thirty two hundred dollars. Also in Jersey City, where most
of you guys, Hello lady, your rent went up fifty
one percent.

Speaker 5 (16:55):
I'm telling you, I don't know how people live.

Speaker 3 (16:58):
The average rent in your city for a one bedroom
is forty four hundred dollars. Is it about what you.

Speaker 4 (17:02):
Pay get around there? One bedroom?

Speaker 11 (17:06):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (17:07):
Asked me about the two insane? Yeah, sixty seven hundred dollars.
Oh my god, I am not kidding you, robber. When
the lady told me on the phone, I left, I said,
are you talking to?

Speaker 3 (17:23):
New York City, which already had astronomical rent numbers? Went
up forty one percent. The average price for a one
bedroom apartment in New York City is fifty eight hundred
dollars a month.

Speaker 5 (17:34):
Whoo, and that doesn't guarantee a toilet in your.

Speaker 3 (17:36):
Apartment, doesn't.

Speaker 4 (17:38):
That's a one bedroom too.

Speaker 3 (17:40):
Yeah, listening to us in Richmond, Virginia, your rent went
up thirty five percent this past year. The average rate
for a one bedroom apartment in Richmond is fifteen hundred
dollars a month. And there you go.

Speaker 5 (17:51):
It's it's I'm gonna move to Richmond like a better Yeah,
two bedroom there for like three thousand.

Speaker 3 (17:57):
So maybe a conversation that could come out of this,
and if you minutes is are you in a relationship
with someone just because you can share rent?

Speaker 5 (18:10):
The rise of the situationship? It is real.

Speaker 3 (18:13):
It is a situationship.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (18:15):
Like, well, we're together, and you know, fifteen hundred dollars
a month here in Richmond, divided by two seven hundred
a month, it's still a lot of money. But together, right,
if we can just get along right, and we have
to have rules, if we're romantically involved, yeah, I mean
it's it could be messy.

Speaker 4 (18:31):
That's what happened to with Sheldon. He said that he said,
if you don't move in with me. I'm going to
have to find a roommate because it's too expensive.

Speaker 3 (18:38):
And she's going to be very beautiful.

Speaker 4 (18:40):
Yes, sentence, move over, I'm coming over. That's how I
moved in.

Speaker 3 (18:46):
Well, there you go. Yes, scary.

Speaker 7 (18:47):
Along those same lines, I know people who are in
a relationship that's toast but continuing to.

Speaker 10 (18:53):
Live together exactly because of the road. It's a situationship.

Speaker 3 (18:57):
Scary. Why are you talking about Lisa? And I asked
you that's a situation marriage.

Speaker 5 (19:04):
There's a three bedroom across the street from me that
starts at twelve thousand a month. Twelve thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (19:11):
Wow, are good? Well that's what's going on.

Speaker 10 (19:14):
Pandemic rolled in along with other financial shifts going on.

Speaker 3 (19:19):
And this is where we are. This is where we are. Jeez, God,
all right, I'd love to hear from you if you're
in a relationship, forced to be in a relationship because
you're sharing the rent text textas.

Speaker 4 (19:33):
Fifty five, you gotta do what you gotta do.

Speaker 3 (19:36):
I'm speaking of I gotta read this message and data
rates may apply.

Speaker 4 (19:39):
They probably won't, but we have to say.

Speaker 3 (19:41):
They probably won't. I bet those rates are going up too.
Everything's expecting I know, I've got carry here. Hi carry Hi,
Good morning, good morning, Welcome to the show. And first
of all, thanks for listening to us. Thank you very
very much.

Speaker 10 (19:53):
I mean, you're the only one I think, but so
you're guys, thank you.

Speaker 3 (19:59):
I appreciate that very much. So Carrie's story is, you've
been in a relationship but you want to leave, but
because of the rent and expensive, expensive expenses, you're hesitating.
You really don't have control over that part of your life,
you feel, right, correct, So what's the story.

Speaker 17 (20:19):
So I've been in a relationship for a couple of years.
I have three teenagers, and I've raised my children primarily
on my own for most of their lives. And I
got into this relationship. Everything was going well and I decided,
you know, maybe things aren't going that great. Then when

(20:39):
COVID hit, everything just kind of like went sour.

Speaker 6 (20:43):
I did.

Speaker 17 (20:44):
I had to leave a previous home that I was
in that I had to rent an apartment and apartments
were just astronomical and I need like a four bedroom
because I have three children.

Speaker 3 (20:56):
Wow. So you're in a relationship with someone and you
can't leave it because it would put a huge financial.

Speaker 6 (21:02):
Pain on you exactly.

Speaker 3 (21:04):
Wow, So do you try to find ways to make
the relationship work because you know that you feel like
that's where you need to be right now?

Speaker 18 (21:14):
Yes, you know we're.

Speaker 17 (21:16):
Doing we're doing okay, But if I had my choice,
I would probably not be in this relationship.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
Right So if you had won the lottery last night,
you would be out of that house today.

Speaker 17 (21:28):
I would have been out yesterday.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
Yeah, okay, all right, well that's the man. Yeah. See,
the thing is is this Carrie. While that's going on,
and I know you're you're you're you're doing what a
great mom should do, taking care of the kids, this
and that and yourself, you also need some happiness in
your life. You know, there is that component. I mean, yeah,
you need peace, tranquility, someone that you're with that excites you,
ignites you, and you're not getting that. I don't think no.

Speaker 4 (21:53):
Can I ask the question what the person you're in
the relationship with, do you think they feel the same way.

Speaker 19 (21:59):
No.

Speaker 17 (22:00):
The person that I'm in a relationship with absolutely adores me. Okay,
and I'm not saying that. I don't think I don't
love him. It's just that sometimes I feel like there's
a stream because he doesn't have children, and that of
a sudden he meets into a family with a built
in family, you know, with three children and special needs.

Speaker 3 (22:21):
Wow, lots going on here, Yeah, a lot going on. Well, Carrie, listen,
best of luck, and I'm hoping you never forget about yourself,
and you need to find a local corner every once
in a while just to be by yourself, do your thing,
take care of you, hang out with friends that support you.
You know you need. You deserve that too, you know. Yes,
all right, Well, good luck and thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 18 (22:42):
Thank you, guys, thank you.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
And Carrie's not alone. I've had a little different story
from Erica. Hey Erica, Hi, good morning. Yeah, here's the thing.
You you're currently single, but you're looking for a boyfriend
so you can share the rent.

Speaker 20 (22:55):
Yes exactly.

Speaker 9 (22:57):
My rent went up three hundred dollars this year.

Speaker 3 (23:00):
So you need three hundred dollars worth of boyfriend.

Speaker 5 (23:03):
Yes, no, I need more than that worth of boyfriend.

Speaker 9 (23:12):
Wow, to go, thank you.

Speaker 5 (23:15):
But once you start dating somebody, how quickly do you
move in together? Because this is still going to be
a process, right, You're not just going to meet them
and say hey, I got half an apartment for.

Speaker 3 (23:22):
How much loot you got.

Speaker 8 (23:25):
Well, you know what, we might have to make the
process quick.

Speaker 5 (23:29):
Damn, don't do.

Speaker 3 (23:32):
It, Erica, listen to that. You're actually okay. There's so
many things to consider when dating someone, are becoming serious
about someone. You have added money, you have added income
for rent to your Okay, nothing wrong with that. Yeah,
but it's on that list. How high up on the

(23:52):
priority list is it?

Speaker 8 (23:53):
No?

Speaker 3 (23:53):
Number number one, number.

Speaker 18 (23:54):
Two, number three, two to three?

Speaker 3 (23:58):
Maybe what's number one in too.

Speaker 21 (24:02):
Well?

Speaker 8 (24:02):
Personality and they're healthy and.

Speaker 3 (24:06):
Yeah make you laugh?

Speaker 10 (24:09):
Yeah, okay, Well, see your story is not that unique,
no offense.

Speaker 3 (24:15):
I mean, there's a lot of people out there that
are thinking, you know what, now's the time. Maybe this
is a sign I should be in a relationship to
help pay the rent. Maybe maybe maybe some people see
this as a sign.

Speaker 8 (24:28):
Gandhi, Okay, I mean I wanted to day I was like,
and then we were saying for like about two months,
and then I saw his plays. He's only like ten
minutes from me, and I did kind of fantasize, why
don't we just live together? You know, say amount the
same same amount of rent?

Speaker 4 (24:45):
So did you mention it to the person.

Speaker 20 (24:48):
Oh no, always.

Speaker 3 (24:49):
Like mentioning kids. Maybe yes, I need someone to pay
the rent and someone to have the kids with.

Speaker 5 (24:55):
That first day. So here's the deal.

Speaker 3 (24:57):
What's your name again? Yess you qualified?

Speaker 10 (25:00):
Erica?

Speaker 3 (25:00):
Thank you, best of luck to you.

Speaker 10 (25:02):
But I hope that I hope you don't put the
rent the roommate thing above all the other things that
you need to put it.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
Okay, day, Thank you, Erica. Go have a great day.
And there you have it. That's what's going on.

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Speaker 3 (25:46):
Okay, so hear me out ready, every time you get
dressed in the morning, do you stop and remember that
if you die, that's your ghost outfit forever. Oh no, no,
what do I have to repeat that?

Speaker 5 (26:04):
I've never thought about it? Objections?

Speaker 3 (26:08):
That is that the rule. Whatever you're wearing when you die,
that's your ghost outfit forever. I mean, like all those
people at like the Haunted Mansion at Disney, Yeah, they
all died in those clothes the party.

Speaker 11 (26:19):
Yeah, so I don't know if today, well, I don't
know what are you wearing today, Frog, Just like a
pair of regular shorts and a hoodie, like a golf hoodie.
And I don't want to die today in this, Okay, I.

Speaker 5 (26:30):
Would be very happy with this out it. It's very comfortable.

Speaker 3 (26:32):
It is very comfortable. I wearing a cow door shopping
mall T shirt.

Speaker 4 (26:37):
Okay, yeah, yeah, what I died in heels? Yeah yeah, Okay.

Speaker 10 (26:43):
Well, I don't know if it puts train on your
legs and things and you're dead, Danielle, I love what
you're wearing.

Speaker 4 (26:49):
It, to be honest, I'd be okay with what I'm wearing.
It's very comfortable. I like my jacket, you know, a choice.

Speaker 3 (26:56):
Okay?

Speaker 10 (26:56):
Yeah, So wait, if I died in my sleep four
hours ago, I would be for eternity in a T
shirt and no underwear exactly. You'd be Donald Ghost.

Speaker 3 (27:06):
You'll be Donald Duck in it, Donald Duck, and it
is a ghost, I mean through eternity. Now, So if
you want to take this concept deeper, how do you
want to be remembered fashion wise? When people see your ghosts?
So you know, you know what.

Speaker 10 (27:21):
I'm saying, Yeah, so maybe this is reason to dress
great every day because you never know when your time is,
when your time is up, and you're gonna wear that
for the rest of your life, well, the rest of
your death.

Speaker 3 (27:34):
I mean whatever you would say that.

Speaker 4 (27:35):
I mean I'd be okay in my yoga pants and
my edge sheer and sweatshirt. I'm be okay with that
as well. You know, I'm not gonna you know, I.

Speaker 3 (27:43):
Haven't heard a lot of reports of naked ghosts, and
I know a lot of people die in their sleep,
So hmmm, something to think about.

Speaker 5 (27:50):
Well, so I guess it kind of depends on the
type of ghost you're gonna be. Like if Nate wanted
to be a scary ghost and he's Donald Duck in it,
that's not scary at all. That would make me laugh.

Speaker 4 (28:00):
And although it make you laugh, depending on what's below.

Speaker 10 (28:02):
Yeah, for sure, I want to ghosts make that sound anyways?
Why can't I just use my normal voice? Why do
I have to go who?

Speaker 3 (28:16):
Okay, So you're gonna walk in with a T shirt
and no pants? Ain't no underwear? Please? Sky, I'm dead.

Speaker 10 (28:25):
If you want to be a ghost, you gotta white.

Speaker 3 (28:29):
I just you're pretty white right now? Wow?

Speaker 10 (28:33):
Do you mean translucent like a jellyfish?

Speaker 2 (28:37):
What?

Speaker 6 (28:38):
Well?

Speaker 5 (28:38):
You just never really hear about modern day ghosts.

Speaker 2 (28:41):
You know.

Speaker 5 (28:41):
You don't hear about the ghost and the hoodie. You
hear about the ghost and some crazy Victorian outfit, which
is terrifying. Would a hoodie be terrifying?

Speaker 3 (28:48):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (28:49):
And then how come some ghosts look nice because your face,
and some of them look like busted.

Speaker 3 (28:54):
Well, I don't devince on how they died, I guess,
and also devince on what they were wearing when they died. Now,
what if someone showed up and I know this, what
if someone showed up wearing Shawn John, I'm gonna get
out of here, get out of my house, best stupid,
all right, So keep that in mind as you get dressed.
Uh maybe too late for today, but tomorrow. If you
pass away while getting through your day, that's that's your

(29:18):
ghost outfit forever. Wow? Mind blown? Yikes?

Speaker 5 (29:25):
Would you be okay with the outfit you're wearing? I know,
I like it?

Speaker 2 (29:28):
Why not?

Speaker 3 (29:29):
I mean, it's just a little casual. I wouldn't mind having,
you know, a little McQueen.

Speaker 4 (29:34):
Yeah, I do.

Speaker 3 (29:39):
Hey, Jeff, Jeff, how are you elgis what do you think?

Speaker 2 (29:43):
You know?

Speaker 3 (29:43):
What are you wearing right now? Jeff? Because this is
what you're gonna wear forever more in your ghost outfit? What? Well?

Speaker 19 (29:49):
Right now, right now, I'm actually walking on a rail trail,
Gandhi wearing some exercise clothes.

Speaker 3 (29:57):
Okay, was this? How is this how you wish to be? Remember?
Because if so, that's not that bad of a thing.

Speaker 19 (30:03):
Yeah, I guess this would be okay, But I was
just wondering, like, what happens if you if you get
taken to the hospital for an emergency and they cut
off your clothes and their efforts fail.

Speaker 3 (30:13):
And then you die.

Speaker 2 (30:14):
Are you naked?

Speaker 3 (30:15):
I guess? But then again, as I said before, Jeff,
I have not heard of a lot of reports of
naked ghost running around. Maybe those are the ghost wearing
those are the ghost wearing sheets? Oh yeah, it's like
either they stole sheets off a bed because they were
very modest, or they were like KKK members. I don't
know when they passed away.

Speaker 19 (30:34):
Anybody watched Ghosts on the Ghost TV show, That's that's
kind of like everybody on Ghosts is wearing what they
or when they died. So that when guy's just wearing
his underwear and uh, like you drass shirt and tie.

Speaker 3 (30:48):
Yeah, it sounds like you're you're definitely getting your exercise
and we can hear you you're breathing. Jeff, Well, that's
a good thing. At least you're not dead. If you are,
that's right.

Speaker 4 (30:59):
I don't and he called us.

Speaker 3 (31:01):
Well anyway, so Jeff, you got a point. You should
let them. You know, just as a lot of people
in the hospital, they have do not resuscitate as their command.
Do not undress me. Oh yeah, yeah, keep me, keep me,
keep me.

Speaker 5 (31:16):
Clothed, make it really difficult.

Speaker 3 (31:18):
Jeff, Hey, listen, thanks for listening to us. I love
how you start your day with a walk. No, so
this used to be a is it an active rail
road track or is it just abandoned so parts of
it are abandoned.

Speaker 19 (31:32):
There's also like a park here where they have a
steam train that takes people on tours. But it's actually
the route that Abraham Lincoln took up. Came up from
like Baltimore, headed towards Hanover and then headed west for
the Gettysburg address.

Speaker 3 (31:48):
Wow. Well, you know back in the day when presidents
the only way they got around was by rail. Of course,
they made speeches on the back of the back of
the caboose car in many many towns across the including
that route you're on right now. That's so cool. I
love that history. It's great. We need more of it. Jeff,
thank you for listening to us and hit the trail man.

(32:10):
It's good hearing from you. Great day of all you too.
Take care well. All right, keep in mind what you're
wearing now. If you die today, that's you for eternity.

Speaker 4 (32:17):
That would be a swift kick in my ass. Let
me tell you, if I died barefoot, when I have
all those shoes in the closet, man.

Speaker 18 (32:23):
Now.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
That really goes against you.

Speaker 4 (32:27):
I'd be like, can I go back and just get
one pair?

Speaker 2 (32:29):
No?

Speaker 3 (32:30):
Done, done, You're done.

Speaker 12 (32:33):
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Speaker 3 (32:44):
You know what I love. I love my diamond, your diamond.
I heard you talking to everyone about your fitness challenge
you're doing with your friends. Oh yeah, so what are
you guys doing exactly? What is the challenge?

Speaker 23 (32:56):
We just want to see basically, who can work the
hardest and lose the most in the next twenty eight days.

Speaker 3 (33:01):
Okay, so it's a weight weight so it's numbers. It's
not just a like just fitness like moments at the.

Speaker 23 (33:09):
Jam or now no, because they cheat. One of my
friends builds muy like she she cuts really quickly and
like her body will look different, but she's not necessarily
dropping the weight where it's like I'm different. I drop weight,
but I don't usually I don't know. You can't really
see it the way that I want people to see it.
So you know, I made it work in my to
my advantage. And speaking of numbers, there's money involved.

Speaker 3 (33:32):
Over realkay, okay, so talk about it.

Speaker 23 (33:35):
So we all had to put one hundred dollars to
the side, and whoever loses the most weight gets technically
three hundred dollars.

Speaker 4 (33:43):
Nice. Oh yeah, oh yes, going down, I'm going shopping.
You got this, it's going down, I know.

Speaker 3 (33:49):
But you know, what's the fact that you're doing it
for health reasons?

Speaker 4 (33:52):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (33:52):
Right, so this the incentive is there.

Speaker 23 (33:54):
Yeah, I don't like breathing heavy when I'm walking up
and down the steps.

Speaker 4 (33:57):
I'm like, ah, you know.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
So it got me think, like what if we had
our own health challenge here on the morning show.

Speaker 5 (34:04):
Okay, oh that means we have to tell you, tell
her how much we wait.

Speaker 3 (34:08):
Well, no, I'm gonna change it a little bit. Rather
than a weight loss thing, it's just a it's just
a workout thing.

Speaker 5 (34:17):
I like it, right, I want to do it.

Speaker 3 (34:19):
Because you know you're right. So people lose weight at
different rates, and it's we're all different, we're all different beasts.
But rather than a weight loss thing, like, we should
come up with a fitness challenge.

Speaker 10 (34:32):
I don't know what it would be though, Like like
Scary has questions.

Speaker 7 (34:38):
You know, I hear walking is really good for you,
and what you're hearing, well, I did physical and that
the doctor she says to me, you don't really move
very much to you, And I said, no, I'm sedentary.
I have a sedentary lifestyle. She's, well, you should probably
start moving, just be active. So what if we decided
to walk around let's say Central Park and we do

(35:00):
a certain amount of steps?

Speaker 3 (35:01):
Is that good enough of a chair? That could be
one way of doing it. You know, I'm taking him
taking all submissions, like, okay, moving, Yes, I hear walking
is good for you.

Speaker 4 (35:13):
Hello, the doctor said, though you don't move it.

Speaker 3 (35:16):
You don't move. What do you say you say when
you got your veil in a little bitty cage with
a little blue eyes. I take the least steps possible.
I go home and I rot. He sits on his
couch and rots. Is what he said. It's not a
good visual. You're rot in your bed.

Speaker 7 (35:34):
I feel like I'm not putting mileage on my body
that way, and you're not.

Speaker 4 (35:39):
Not keeping yourself healthy that way.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
I'm preserving my Uh you know your shoes.

Speaker 10 (35:45):
We don't want to wear them out.

Speaker 3 (35:50):
I do know your I don't understand what you're not
preserving anything. Look, you know, let's think about it. We
don't have to come up with the answer right this minute.
But I just think it's I love the fact that
Diamond and her friends like, hey, yeah, you know what,
let's look out for each other. Let's do this. This
fitness challenge, I.

Speaker 5 (36:06):
Think the toughest thing around here because I think for
the most part, all of us are pretty active and
move around a decent amount most of us. Most of us,
it's the food. And I don't think anyone's gonna like
this opinion, but we we might need to have a
little SmackDown on the food that comes in here.

Speaker 3 (36:20):
Okay, I know, I'm I.

Speaker 4 (36:22):
Don't like that opinion.

Speaker 5 (36:23):
I know you don't.

Speaker 10 (36:24):
I know I'm a part of the problem with that.
We love food when it rolls through.

Speaker 4 (36:29):
Pizza, We love a pizza.

Speaker 3 (36:32):
Yeah, Nate, what are your thoughts?

Speaker 10 (36:33):
I worked for one show, and and the host and
I we we decided, okay, well, let's just bang out
some push ups occasionally. So every once in a while
during the show, you'd be like, all right, twenty, let's
go hit the floor. That's not a meathead thing. It
wasn't a meathead thing. It was just to get your
body moving right, like, get some circulation.

Speaker 3 (36:51):
I wouldn't work. I wouldn't mind doing a couple of
planks to start off the day. Yeah, I plank for
a minute, go for it.

Speaker 4 (36:55):
I try to do. I try to be planking.

Speaker 3 (36:57):
Planking in about an hour?

Speaker 4 (36:58):
Oh good?

Speaker 5 (37:00):
Yeah, planking for two minutes every day. If you start
your day that way is supposed to really do wonders
for your Like two minutes. It's a long time.

Speaker 10 (37:07):
At the same time, Yeah, two minutes in a row.

Speaker 3 (37:11):
You can't like add fifteen second do it in one minute?

Speaker 10 (37:15):
Increments yeah, okay, Well we'll figure this out.

Speaker 5 (37:19):
We could start jogging around this place and break everyone out.

Speaker 3 (37:22):
Yeah you can.

Speaker 4 (37:23):
Why are they running running?

Speaker 3 (37:25):
You shouldn't run by light FM. They get very nervous
when you run by light.

Speaker 4 (37:29):
Gary, Why are you grabbing your belly over there?

Speaker 3 (37:31):
You know it was this big a month ago.

Speaker 7 (37:34):
I was you know, I dropped thirty pounds and now
some of it's coming back.

Speaker 4 (37:37):
Well, because you dropped thirty pounds, you weren't eating anything,
and now you're eating everything.

Speaker 5 (37:42):
Is this how it worked?

Speaker 3 (37:43):
We know it? Maybe. Look, I'm not gonna sit here
and give give health and nutrition advice to anyone. You know,
there's nothing worse than going to the salad bar and
someone who really shouldn't be telling you what to eat
is telling you you really.

Speaker 10 (37:55):
Shouldn't be well. No, well from personal experience, get away
from me. But okay, let's let's come up with something.

Speaker 4 (38:04):
Okay, something something.

Speaker 5 (38:06):
Jumping jacks through one of our.

Speaker 10 (38:07):
Songs, something anything, Okay, like when I leave here, I'll
do thirteen thousand steps. That's good, I know, but how
how can we all do thirteen thousand steps?

Speaker 5 (38:17):
I mean walking home with you is? It's a lot
of steps. Yeah, all right, the one day I did it.
You know, Andrew and Josh have a different approach to
their workout.

Speaker 3 (38:25):
They insult each other.

Speaker 5 (38:26):
They're verbally abusive. Maybe that would work.

Speaker 3 (38:30):
Can we bring them in, let's see, let's let's see
what they're doing to each other.

Speaker 7 (38:37):
Well, I do about two to three thousand, but when
I was in Paris, I did fifteen thousand.

Speaker 3 (38:42):
Okay, well, maybe you're in Paris. You should go to Paris.
Wee wee was he was walking between crape crape stands.
Are they coming in? I'm gonna see what they do?
So okay, so Coast Boy Josh and OPS manager Andrew

(39:03):
are on their way in. But they yesterday I tried
to get in touch with Andrew. He could not get
back to me because he was in hot yoga. Yes, okay,
hot yoga. Where's a where's in? Where's coach? To boy Josh?

Speaker 14 (39:15):
He's on his way.

Speaker 3 (39:16):
Okay, Well, thank you for coming on. Hey guys, Hi Josh.

Speaker 4 (39:21):
Josh always thinks that's something bad, nothing.

Speaker 3 (39:24):
Bad at all. Nothing bad. Now, we were just talking
to Diamond about how she and her friends are doing
a fitness challenge, and I decided maybe we should come
up with some sort of formulaic challenge here as well. Okay,
but I don't know how to do it, how to
start it. But Gandhi says that you two have an interesting,
interesting challenge going on with your fitness as well. What

(39:45):
is that?

Speaker 14 (39:47):
It's usually just a lot of insults to each other.

Speaker 3 (39:49):
Yeah, like, Gandhi, what are you talking about? What do
you hear them saying?

Speaker 5 (39:53):
You want me to actually say, I won't say who
it was about. One might have called the other one a.

Speaker 3 (39:57):
Feral pig, a feral pig. Yeah, okay, Yeah, Josh, you're
pointing at Andrew.

Speaker 15 (40:05):
Yeah, he's the feral pick Okay, he's not. He's not
the one that called me one I called.

Speaker 3 (40:09):
Okay, So you feel as if you like, if you're
rude and slicing with each other, Yeah, and you insult
each other and you're and your your bodies. If you
insult each other's bodies, it's it's a good workout for you. Absolutely,
it will lead to more workouts.

Speaker 14 (40:26):
If he doesn't go to the if Biggie Piggy doesn't
go to the gym, then it's not going to work out.

Speaker 15 (40:31):
Well, you are the You are the biggie piggy because
you don't go to the gym.

Speaker 3 (40:35):
Excuse me, you don't. He wasn't. He wasn't hot. Yoga yesterday,
thank you.

Speaker 15 (40:38):
Yoga does nothing for you.

Speaker 5 (40:39):
We walked four miles the other day for a minute.

Speaker 15 (40:41):
Does nothing for him?

Speaker 3 (40:43):
Please? Walking?

Speaker 15 (40:44):
Walking does nothing?

Speaker 3 (40:46):
Scary scary shared something he heard that walking is good
for you.

Speaker 7 (40:51):
And the reason why I said it like that is
because some people, contrary to popular belief, are like Josh
and say that walking does nothing.

Speaker 15 (40:57):
What he just said, Well, for someone like you who
does not thing, walking would help.

Speaker 4 (41:01):
But doctor said to him, you don't move very much.

Speaker 5 (41:07):
Do you?

Speaker 24 (41:08):
Yeahtyle inactive people, walking is great. But there's this, there's
a certain ceiling you're gonna hit, Like walking won't be enough.
Like you need to do more than walking.

Speaker 7 (41:18):
Sedimentary lifestyle, sedentary lifestyle.

Speaker 3 (41:22):
Okay, whatever it is.

Speaker 11 (41:23):
It's like it's nothing and you do one ounce of activity,
you've done on more than you.

Speaker 3 (41:29):
Look, you know, a live thing. I don't want to
turn this ship. People shaming each other, which it sounds
like that's what at all. That sounds like you too,
Do you two like to insult each other?

Speaker 15 (41:41):
I don't think that's can I show you something, I
beg your pardon, Can I show you something?

Speaker 6 (41:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 15 (41:45):
And you've brought me a tag for my keys. Yeah,
and he put a pig on it.

Speaker 14 (41:55):
It's a sign of endearment, you know.

Speaker 3 (41:57):
But it should be very very very honest with you. Yes, you.
You two have different body types. It's not the same thing.
And Josh, you, you are in some of the best
shape I've ever seen you.

Speaker 15 (42:08):
Thanks.

Speaker 3 (42:09):
But but so is Andrew. But his body type is
different than yours, and therefore gauging between the two, if
it's a competition, it's difficult.

Speaker 15 (42:17):
Andrew's genetics are way better than mine. He would be
sculpted like a Greek god if he actually put in
the time at the gym and went for it. But
he doesn't. I say he works out to eat kse ideas.

Speaker 4 (42:28):
Yes, but a lot of people I don't.

Speaker 3 (42:32):
Okay, works for me, Yeah.

Speaker 14 (42:35):
It's never gonna happen. I don't want to spend time
like three two three hours in the gym.

Speaker 5 (42:41):
I hate it.

Speaker 14 (42:41):
It's annoying. I like running, I like hot yoga, I
do like doing some lightweight lifting, but rather other than that,
like it's just not for me, Like I don't want
to sit there.

Speaker 3 (42:51):
But it's an end. And look, I'm no expert on this,
but it sounds as if you're doing all great things
for yourself.

Speaker 14 (42:57):
So it's still working out like five times a week.

Speaker 3 (42:59):
So why so?

Speaker 10 (43:00):
But if we want to do some sort of challenge,
there needs to be some cohesiveness with with our what
we have in common.

Speaker 3 (43:07):
Does that make sense? We are competing in a way
if it's a challenge.

Speaker 14 (43:10):
Right, stunkles are big at least ten thousand steps, maybe
some light weightlifting light Josh could put together some weightlifting.

Speaker 4 (43:21):
Just you're gonna kill Scary if you give him more
than that.

Speaker 15 (43:24):
I will whip Scary into shape.

Speaker 3 (43:26):
I believe Scary. I believe even though it looks great
right now, I'm scary. I believe with your frame, I'm
assuming this. I think you would. You would get strong
really fast if you did weight if you did some weightlifting,
or you've got on the machines and did the I've.

Speaker 7 (43:38):
Been told, but Andrew, I don't want to spend hours
in a gym.

Speaker 3 (43:43):
About one hour one hour per day.

Speaker 4 (43:44):
Doctor fat Laws, who you always go to.

Speaker 3 (43:47):
Isn't not a doctor per se, right, he tells.

Speaker 4 (43:51):
You it doesn't have to be hours in the gym.
He told you three times a week walk on the
tread for a half an hour.

Speaker 5 (43:58):
That's what he told you.

Speaker 7 (43:59):
It's like some five percent diet and the rest is
just walking and treadmilling.

Speaker 5 (44:03):
What if we attached weights to like a fork.

Speaker 3 (44:07):
Or just eat heavier food.

Speaker 4 (44:09):
Oh, you can dangle a fork in front of him
in front of the treadmill, so he keeps you have
like a piece of chocolate cake at the end of
the run, and then he kindly can get it like that.

Speaker 3 (44:21):
That's interesting.

Speaker 4 (44:23):
That would work.

Speaker 3 (44:24):
I love the sound.

Speaker 4 (44:24):
Effect you think, George.

Speaker 14 (44:27):
That would I think that would work.

Speaker 10 (44:29):
You got to understand that the cup holder on the
treadmill is not for your hoggin DAW's shake.

Speaker 3 (44:36):
Everybody's a personal trainer. Everyone's texting you.

Speaker 10 (44:40):
Everybody knows all the all the all the training experts
are texting our show right now.

Speaker 5 (44:47):
Oh my god, he knows everything.

Speaker 14 (44:49):
I will say. The insults have helped, Like I do
actually go to the gym now more than I've ever
gone in like the past thirty two years of my life.
And it is because when I don't go, it's like, oh, okay,
what are you doing eating pizza and it's like, no,
I'm not.

Speaker 3 (45:02):
So there's a weird, rude accountability thing going on.

Speaker 14 (45:05):
I will say it does keep me accountable for at
least three four days of the week.

Speaker 15 (45:08):
But you've had to back off of weightlifting.

Speaker 14 (45:10):
Well, I do it now for thirty minutes at your suggestion.

Speaker 15 (45:13):
By the way, he said that he's producing too much testosterone,
and now he gets hear it for sure.

Speaker 14 (45:18):
I have never been more ragy in my life than
when I started lifting weights.

Speaker 3 (45:22):
Ever. Are you routing as well? I know?

Speaker 14 (45:25):
And that's the sad part. I literally got so frustrated
about everything and I just hated everything, and I was like,
I got to back up.

Speaker 3 (45:31):
Maybe there's something else going on. There's something else at play.
That's what I'm thinking.

Speaker 14 (45:35):
It's a testosterone I'm not a testosterone heavy person as
it is. Then add weightlifting into it. All of a sudden,
it's a burst of things.

Speaker 3 (45:42):
All of a sudden, You're yeah, more manly than you
want to, Babe.

Speaker 14 (45:45):
I just sort of punch things.

Speaker 3 (45:47):
My god, something about.

Speaker 4 (45:49):
To realize that if you're trying to lose weight, but
then you're gonna lift weights, sometimes you're gonna bulk and
you're gonna add weight. That doesn't mean you're gaining weight
in the wrong way. It just means maybe you're toning.

Speaker 9 (45:59):
Things like that.

Speaker 3 (45:59):
By the way, my past don't fit anymore. It must
be the weight training, right. But you know, I exactly
I think. I do believe if you have a healthy mix,
you do some lifting, you do some cardio, you do
some walking, you have thirteen thousand steps a day, and
you do some lifting, that's a great mix. You know,
scary you can do that. If I can do that,
you can do it.

Speaker 7 (46:20):
I could rather than go to sleep after the show, I'm.

Speaker 3 (46:22):
Going to exactly where we walking to, Well, you know
somewhere what.

Speaker 15 (46:26):
This feral pig needs to work on his form at
the gym too, because his form is is really bad
pig stuff.

Speaker 5 (46:33):
This is the nice version of these two.

Speaker 3 (46:35):
Yeah, telling you the text are way worse.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (46:37):
I've gotten text messages where one might be looking for
the other one is like, where's that little dough boy?
Did you see him?

Speaker 3 (46:42):
I'm like, oh my God, calls me thunder thighs. All right,
with that said, uh, we we need to come up
with something. I think, you know, Gandhi said it before.
We have Central Park two blocks from Yes, yeah, if
that is just a treasure trove of fun, and you
can do that loop all the way up, all the
way up to uptown and back downtown. It's three and
a half miles. It's it's it's a great it's a

(47:05):
great run, walk or whatever it is.

Speaker 14 (47:07):
We should do a five k, a five k. I'm
telling you, a five k is completely doable. It gives
us something to work towards. I think this is a
great idea.

Speaker 15 (47:16):
I'll be five k right now because I think a.

Speaker 14 (47:18):
Five k is completely doable for everyone on the show.

Speaker 10 (47:23):
Oh Scary has got a reservation at Carbonell. Right, all right,
all right, let's look into this five K five K
walker run.

Speaker 3 (47:34):
What is it?

Speaker 5 (47:35):
It would be a run, a bicycle ride.

Speaker 14 (47:37):
I don't like bikes.

Speaker 10 (47:39):
I see this is okay, we need to This is
gonna be a k run. We could do it in
thirty minutes easily. It'll be fine.

Speaker 3 (47:45):
All right, but we're gonna do some sort of fitness something.

Speaker 4 (47:48):
I'm gonna be on the five k.

Speaker 10 (47:49):
You you go go, all right, we'll figure it out.

Speaker 3 (47:52):
It's gonna be great.

Speaker 11 (47:56):
Up, wake up.

Speaker 16 (47:57):
This is Elvis Dan and one own show, don't answer
the phone, Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran Phone's happened?

Speaker 2 (48:10):
Dan?

Speaker 3 (48:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 21 (48:12):
All right.

Speaker 4 (48:13):
So may Mary and her husband run a party company,
and he is hired to dress up as Santa this
time of year. Right, so she's always telling him, Look,
you gotta watch your mouth around the kids, because one
day your mouth is going to get you in trouble.
So I'm calling as a very upset customer from a
party that he was hired.

Speaker 25 (48:31):
Okay, see what happens Today's Hello?

Speaker 4 (48:35):
Yes, hi, I'm looking for seller.

Speaker 20 (48:38):
Can help you?

Speaker 2 (48:39):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (48:39):
Hi, my name is Sudden, and you guys sent over
one of Santa's helpers to my house the other day.

Speaker 26 (48:45):
Oh okay, how can I help you?

Speaker 11 (48:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (48:47):
My seven year old son is crying because he thinks
Santa Claus hates him because of the guy you sent
over as Santa's helper.

Speaker 6 (48:54):
An, you think I'm sorry?

Speaker 23 (48:55):
What?

Speaker 4 (48:56):
Yeah, the guy that you sent over here for the party.
I told my kid and I quote, pull the candy
cane out of your butt.

Speaker 26 (49:05):
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 4 (49:06):
Yeah, and now my son is crying. He says, Santa
hates me. I'm not going to get any presents for Christmas.
He is so upset he won't even come out of
his room. And I have you, guys to thank for this.
I hired you to do a job and to make
the kids happy, and now my son is miserable.

Speaker 26 (49:18):
Now, I am, I am, I am, I'm so sorry.
What can I do for you to make everything right
for you?

Speaker 4 (49:25):
Well, I spent one hundred and fifty dollars on having
this Santa's helper there, so I want that back, and
then on top of it, you should compensate me for
other things. So another one hundred and fifty dollars, so
at least three hundred dollars I see, come in my.

Speaker 6 (49:37):
Way, okay, okay, let me laus wait.

Speaker 4 (49:39):
I want a letter to my son from Santa saying
that he doesn't hate him and that he's going to
get presents on.

Speaker 2 (49:45):
Christ Okay, if obviously we can do that as well.

Speaker 26 (49:47):
Let me take care of this and then I will
call you.

Speaker 2 (49:49):
I will call you right back.

Speaker 4 (49:50):
Fine, thank you, thank you to you going to kill me,
all right, you know?

Speaker 12 (49:57):
No?

Speaker 4 (49:58):
Okay, So now we're going to conference her in and
it's all you. I'm not here anymore, okay, okay?

Speaker 18 (50:04):
Or do you worked last week?

Speaker 10 (50:05):
Uh?

Speaker 26 (50:06):
Yes, yes, Yeah, did anything out of the ordinary happen?

Speaker 6 (50:11):
No, like, actually have been really really smoothly.

Speaker 26 (50:14):
Yeah, what about this? Maybe there was a kid that
you told him to take a candy cane out of
his butt.

Speaker 6 (50:19):
Oh yeah, you know I did say that to a kid.
One kid. You see, she was crying. He wouldn't get over.

Speaker 27 (50:26):
It your sack, Claus.

Speaker 6 (50:28):
He was crying because he ran out of Reese's pieces
that we were handing out to all his friends and
he wanted one. So I said, hey, pull the candy
can out of your butt and get over it. Okay,
and he did. He did, he stopped crying, and so
I don't see what's the problem.

Speaker 26 (50:40):
This is what the problem is.

Speaker 27 (50:41):
Now he goes home, he tells his mom this is
what Santa Claus said to me, And he now thinks
that Santa Claus hates him, that he's not going to
get any presents.

Speaker 6 (50:50):
And you know what, I'm trying to teach the kid
a lesson and he can't understand that.

Speaker 25 (50:53):
Okay, and he's seven. Can we be clear on the
fact that he's seven.

Speaker 8 (50:56):
He's a kid.

Speaker 6 (50:57):
Yeah, And you know what, you've got to learn sometimes
you can't get away with everything and what better chance
for me to teach that kid a lesson? Well, it
sounds like she needs to pull the candy can out
of her butt. If I can write a life lesson
to one kid who now understands a life lesson.

Speaker 21 (51:11):
If you, I mean, if you don't have enough candy
in the bag, tell me to send more candy in
the bag.

Speaker 10 (51:17):
You know I'll do it.

Speaker 6 (51:18):
I mean, it's okay, this kid was a spoiled bread
I know they're all spoiled.

Speaker 25 (51:23):
Their parents are sending ridiculous money to have you there
in playing Santa, So of course they're spoiled.

Speaker 27 (51:29):
It's still your job to make them happy.

Speaker 28 (51:31):
Are you stupid?

Speaker 26 (51:33):
Are you stupid?

Speaker 13 (51:35):
Hey?

Speaker 5 (51:35):
Mary?

Speaker 2 (51:37):
What?

Speaker 5 (51:38):
Mary?

Speaker 26 (51:39):
This is Mary?

Speaker 2 (51:40):
Mary?

Speaker 4 (51:41):
This is actually Danielle Monarrow from Elvis Durant in the
Morning Show. You just got phone towns.

Speaker 28 (51:45):
Holy your mind. Believe you because it was It's exactly
something that you would say to.

Speaker 1 (52:00):
Phone tap.

Speaker 15 (52:02):
This phone table was pre recorded with permission granted by
all participace.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
The Elvis Terran Phone Tab only on Elvis duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (52:12):
Did your mom used to make your lunch for school?

Speaker 7 (52:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (52:15):
I had to make it myself.

Speaker 3 (52:17):
Oh really, well, oh really, what would you make?

Speaker 5 (52:19):
It would depend what I could rummage around and find.
It was usually a sandwich of some sort. And then
you know, like a granola bar, juice box, stuff like that.

Speaker 4 (52:27):
But my trade good.

Speaker 3 (52:28):
You were resourceful, although you would have starved as a child.

Speaker 5 (52:31):
No, they were like, you can do this. Go ahead
and pack your own lunch. They would remind me, hey,
go pack your lunch for tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (52:36):
And yes, Danielle, I would love to trade.

Speaker 4 (52:38):
I love trade.

Speaker 3 (52:39):
My mom always gave me crap and then but for
some reason, the other kids loved my mom's crappy food.

Speaker 4 (52:44):
I'm like, okay, that's always the way it is whenever
it's not at your house. Even my kids do that
when they go visit their friends now, Like they'll eat
something and I go, but I made the same thing. Yeah,
but hers is better. Yeah, why don't get that.

Speaker 5 (52:58):
The best was if I could find a samosa laying round,
jammed that in my little lunch box.

Speaker 3 (53:02):
All was so good, right, Yeah, you know what. The
best were always kids that had like those lunch of bowls.

Speaker 5 (53:07):
Oh, those were so fancy because the.

Speaker 3 (53:09):
Parents were you know, they had money or whatever.

Speaker 10 (53:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (53:11):
But there was a guy who used to work for.
I think I don't want to mention the name of
the company that made a lunchable type lunch right. He said,
the most nutritious thing in the entire package was the
napkin ah. He said, I wouldn't feed my kids that
for one hundred dollars a day.

Speaker 4 (53:28):
Oh, there's a lot of sodium in those things.

Speaker 3 (53:30):
You know, there's a mountain, there's an ocean of sodium
in those things. Yeah, Froggy, what's up?

Speaker 11 (53:35):
I could always tell my mom was overly busy. I
always got ham sandwiches with yellow mustard, but when Mom
forgot to go get ham at the store. I my
mom liked olive loaf, which was like, I don't even
know what that was.

Speaker 3 (53:46):
Oh yeah, it's like bologne with chunks of olives.

Speaker 11 (53:48):
And all of the She called it olive loaf for
pickle loaf. I knew when things were not good Mom
was busy because that's what I got on my sandwich.
I'd get to school and I'd peak and there'd be
like an olive plopped in the middle.

Speaker 10 (53:59):
I'm not do you not want to eat it? You
don't want anyone to see you eating it?

Speaker 2 (54:05):
Right? Yeah? You know?

Speaker 3 (54:06):
And my dad used to eat crazy stuff like tongue
and head cheese and stuff like that, and everyone it
would end up on a sandwich. No, so you know, Oh,
here comes Elvish head cheese for lunch again.

Speaker 5 (54:20):
So you would come into school with a tongue sandwich.

Speaker 3 (54:23):
Yes, I would love it. Oh. I remember.

Speaker 4 (54:26):
I remember a snack that my girlfriend Eva Marie used
to have and I used to beg her to trade
with me. It was a little ice cream cone candy
with a marshmallow head, so it looked like ice cream,
it was colored, and it was so awesome because it
was marshmallow with the ice cream cone and it was tiny,
and I would beg hard and trade me for something
in my lunch box for that.

Speaker 3 (54:47):
All the time, I always wondered, like, what nutritional value
is in chocolate milk? I mean, it is pure sugar.

Speaker 10 (54:55):
It's got calcium, you know, which growing kids need and
is a huge proponent from I can say you should
get your calcium and.

Speaker 3 (55:04):
D wh I know, but it's hidden under a mountain
of sugar.

Speaker 11 (55:08):
Yeah, at least they're getting that milk times. That's the
only way you can get a kid to drink milk.

Speaker 4 (55:12):
That's it.

Speaker 3 (55:13):
Okay, fight your battles.

Speaker 5 (55:14):
Fight your battle.

Speaker 3 (55:16):
I get a search of nutrition when I smoke lots
of pot and get the munchies. You need all that food,
same thing. What's scary.

Speaker 7 (55:22):
We had a borner system going on at school where
I would bring you money in because my mom would
give me money for dessert. But I would want good
lunch because I was a hot lunch kid. So I
would go to the cold lunch kids whose fanorwits made
them amazing sandwiches.

Speaker 3 (55:35):
I would take the sandwiches and I would give them.

Speaker 7 (55:37):
The money so they could buy ice cream, ice cream,
flying saucers for themselves.

Speaker 3 (55:41):
That it was great, It was awesome. Do you have
a racket gone?

Speaker 27 (55:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (55:45):
One of the parents found out and she was pissed
that I was eating her kid's lunch.

Speaker 3 (55:49):
Well, you know what, that's whatever happens in the cafeteria
should stay.

Speaker 21 (55:52):
In the.

Speaker 4 (55:54):
I have very generous children because they will send you
like what your kids buy in the cafeteria. And if
your account is depleted and you need to put more
money in, so it would get depleted real fast, and
I would say to Preston, I'd go, person, what are
you buying? So I would look, and he would like, oh,
so and so wanted an ice cream, so and so
wanted cookies. I go, so you're buying all your friend's food,

(56:15):
and like, how do you get mad at that? You
can't get mad at that. You're like, oh, that's really nice.
But at the same time, I'm like, dude, what you
doing to me at the.

Speaker 3 (56:24):
End of the day. I don't know about your school,
but our public school system just had really crap food
for the hot lunch. It was just, oh.

Speaker 4 (56:30):
Yeah, Jamaican beef patty Day was the best.

Speaker 2 (56:33):
I know.

Speaker 3 (56:33):
I know you've made that very clear, Danielle, and every
time you say it it makes me crave a Jamaican meat.
We didn't have Jamaican meat. I don't think. I don't
even think we had Jamaicans. I don't think. Well, I
lived in Texas culturaled anything. It was all just some
white people, just a bunch of white people. We needed
some flavor, we needed some culture in our in our cuisine.

(56:54):
Didn't get it. We had, you know, cardboard Peacha Day
on Friday, So I guess Italy kind of snuck in
there way. That was basically it, who are you talking
to over there? Straight and eight come on, give me
a good call.

Speaker 10 (57:08):
I got Justin, and he used to make his own lunch.

Speaker 3 (57:12):
You know, let's hear it from the early pioneers of
kid of chefs.

Speaker 14 (57:18):
Don't know.

Speaker 3 (57:18):
He was justin? Hey, Justin, how are you very good?

Speaker 2 (57:22):
How's it going doing?

Speaker 3 (57:23):
Okay? So you would craft your own lunch?

Speaker 2 (57:27):
I would.

Speaker 9 (57:27):
I when I started making my own lunch felt super independent.

Speaker 20 (57:31):
I would literally just take a little bit.

Speaker 11 (57:34):
Of mayo, slap it on a potato one, and we
were ready to go for lunch.

Speaker 3 (57:37):
Mayo sandwich. I used to eat mayo and onion sandwiches.

Speaker 11 (57:42):
I could always tell when my parents were arguing.

Speaker 3 (57:46):
I didn't even have to know.

Speaker 11 (57:47):
I could come home if my dad was eating a
tomato and mayonnaise sandwich, that meant there was going to
be no dinner. My mom was not cooking that night.
You got to figure something out. Yeah, that's what my
dad ate.

Speaker 3 (57:56):
So a mayo sandwich, that's all you needed, Justin, That's
all you needed in your day. Oh god, I love that. Okay, Well,
while I would have you know, uh, okay, well, we
lost him. What happens if all you eat is a
Mao sandwich? You don't have the energy to stay on
the radio, right, you just fad you just fade away,

(58:18):
you f yeah, Nate, we didn't have.

Speaker 10 (58:21):
The refrigerated lunch bag, so it would just be the
brown bag. And then when my mom would make the
mayo sandwich, you know, she would make like mayo and
whatever ham or whatever, it would be that warm mayo.

Speaker 4 (58:31):
Are you trying to kill me, because that's about what's
going to happen. I'm going to die right now. Thanks
order to die.

Speaker 3 (58:36):
We just want you to be very uncomfortable.

Speaker 4 (58:38):
You remember what happened at school. My mom would get
the call from the nurse and she would say, come
pick Danielle up. She's sick, she's throwing up. And my
mother would say, wait, go find out what the girl
next to her head for lunch. If she had something
with mayo, that's the problem. She's fine, sender back to glass.

Speaker 3 (58:52):
Wow, that is a problem, child right there. Oh gosh,
what about your lunch? You see, I'm so old. I
had a lunchbox. A lunch box uh crafted for one
of the most popular TV shows for kids. But we
never heard of the banana splits? Have you really no.

Speaker 10 (59:14):
Look up the banana splits? It was my favorite show
ones that a kid did this song and and.

Speaker 3 (59:22):
And remember you know it was a bunch of people
dressed up. It looked like the masked singer.

Speaker 10 (59:31):
But there was a bunch of people running around, like
falling down hills and things.

Speaker 4 (59:35):
There was before their time.

Speaker 11 (59:37):
I had a metal lunchpot, like the metal with a
little latch on the front of it, and had a
thermist that fit inside it. And I always wondered, how
did the thermist know if you put something cold to
keep it cold? You just knows if you put something
hot it kept it hot, Like, how does it know?

Speaker 3 (59:49):
It was brilliant.

Speaker 4 (59:50):
I had my little Pony one. I had Rainbow Bright
one year car.

Speaker 3 (59:55):
They were always scary. We're having a conversation. Sorry, they
were always loud. Metal on the little handle on the
top was loud. It clanked. It was like, this lunchbox
is not good? What about you? Gandhi? Did you have
a lunchbox?

Speaker 5 (01:00:07):
I had a lunchbox. It was the worst one ever.
My mom found it in a discount store, so god,
it was like less than a dollar and it had
the New Kids on the Block on it. But it
was like ten years after the New Kids were famous.
People are like, who the hell is this? So I
peeled off the sticker so it just looked like even
worse than with the actual new kids.

Speaker 6 (01:00:25):
On the block it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:27):
Oh well, give it a lunchbox it.

Speaker 12 (01:00:31):
We don't care what you look like when you get up.
Listen to Elvis Daurant and the Z one hundred Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
On the C one hundred channel with our free iHeartRadio app.

Speaker 8 (01:00:43):
I've been thinking about the things like you you.

Speaker 12 (01:00:47):
This is Elvis dare and the one hundred Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (01:00:51):
You gotta get a.

Speaker 3 (01:00:54):
Let's go around the room, shall we?

Speaker 19 (01:00:55):
Yes?

Speaker 21 (01:00:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:00:56):
Is this officially round the room or around room? I
like the apostrophe before round the room? Yeah, here we go, Gandhi,
Let's start with you. What's on your mind today?

Speaker 4 (01:01:04):
All right?

Speaker 5 (01:01:05):
So it's that time of the new year and people
are thinking about resolutions, thinking about wrapping up the year,
and I just wanted to remind everybody don't worry about
criticism with something new that you want to try, because
the only people who never get criticized are people who
never do anything. So if there's something on your mind,
do it, do it for yourself, don't do it for
other people. It's important as you reset and reflect to
think that way.

Speaker 3 (01:01:25):
Scary never does anything, and we always criticize him.

Speaker 5 (01:01:28):
Well he does some stuff. Come on, now, he hugs
Pelvis first, but he does.

Speaker 3 (01:01:33):
That's true. You know what. The people who never try anything,
never do anything.

Speaker 5 (01:01:37):
Yeah, it's easy to not get criticized if you don't
do anything.

Speaker 3 (01:01:40):
You're right, good point. Wow, so we'll go to you, Scary.
Think that through.

Speaker 7 (01:01:44):
I am reflecting on that that statement. I have a
lot of reevaluation today.

Speaker 14 (01:01:48):
Oh wow.

Speaker 7 (01:01:49):
But I will say, of course, this time of year,
everybody's you know, doing the resolution thing. I do something different.
I say to myself, what don't I need in my wardrobe?
This is my wardrobe that time of the year. And
I go through everything, everything, every drawer, every closet, and
I get a nice little package together, little care package,
and I drive it over to my nearest local shelter

(01:02:11):
and I and I give it to the shelter. So
why don't you, in your day, today or week or
whatever you're doing, do that.

Speaker 3 (01:02:19):
You don't even have to make stupid resolutions. They're silly.
But do something like this to mark.

Speaker 4 (01:02:23):
These That's very good.

Speaker 3 (01:02:25):
Scared, Absolutely, I love it, and that's why we get
a fresh wardrobe from you every year.

Speaker 13 (01:02:29):
Oh yeah, he really evolves in the world of fat.

Speaker 4 (01:02:34):
You need a color expert comes in and tells you
what you should be wearing any revamp.

Speaker 3 (01:02:39):
We'll see which colors you need to get rid of. Okay, perfect,
but that's a very good, very good suggestion. Thank you,
scar Hey, Producer, sand what's.

Speaker 2 (01:02:45):
Up, all right?

Speaker 13 (01:02:46):
I need to work on being slightly less impulsive when
it comes to cooking. I don't know if anyone else
does this, but I overdo things a lot, and you
can always add later. I was really excited about a
soup and a hot sauce. I added so much that
on the first bite my esophagus was on fire.

Speaker 4 (01:03:00):
Did I stop?

Speaker 16 (01:03:01):
No?

Speaker 13 (01:03:01):
Because it was a good soup. But that was a
really dumb move. So if you're cooking, don't be like me.
You can add more later, maybe test it first. It
was awful. I finished the whole damn thing.

Speaker 4 (01:03:13):
A little girdy it you're high watering.

Speaker 13 (01:03:16):
My nose was running everything between everybody.

Speaker 3 (01:03:19):
It was like listen, lesson learned.

Speaker 10 (01:03:22):
You can always add more, Yes, Danielle, what's going on
all right?

Speaker 4 (01:03:26):
This time of year? Patience is very important and that
is because everybody, everybody's returning something amazonline that the Whole
Foods or wherever you return your Amazon. It's ridiculous. Lines
everywhere to return things are ridiculous. So be patient because
everybody's doing the same thing, returning, returning, returning. So take

(01:03:47):
a deep breath, reset, get a cup of coffee, maybe
scroll on your phone, talk to the person in front
of you, and just be patient. And don't be nasty
to the people who are working because they're there to
make life easy for you.

Speaker 3 (01:04:03):
Amen, stop being I'm gonna I'm gonna start today. I'm
gonna stop being nasty today. Today's day number one, one
day at a time. Hey, uh, straight eight, what's up
with you? Look at my drugs? So what do you take.
I take a lot of pills. Do you take fish oil?

Speaker 10 (01:04:20):
Yes, I implore everybody listening take your fish oil pills.
They're good for a lot of things, anti inflammation, they're
good for your joints.

Speaker 3 (01:04:27):
The only side effect is the fish burp salmon.

Speaker 10 (01:04:32):
It's it's the nasty side effect that sometimes it makes
your peace smell like salmon.

Speaker 3 (01:04:36):
Tooon' here, Yeah, a little bit like that, makes your
hair smell like salmon too.

Speaker 10 (01:04:41):
Trust me, though, the benefits outweigh the negatives, So please
try to put a little fish oil in your diet.
Absolutely for you here here and our special guest.

Speaker 3 (01:04:51):
Scottie b.

Speaker 29 (01:04:52):
You know, Danielle was just talking about waiting on lines,
So I'm just wondering, like, what is the most time
that you will wait on a line that's acceptable? My
girlfriend and I were in the city and we waited
online and Fao Schwartz to get a damn jelly cat
for the kids. And we were online for forty two minutes.
That's not okay. At what point you'd be like, no,
I screwed these kids.

Speaker 3 (01:05:10):
I don't know. Well, it depends on different things. It
depends on where else you need to be that day.
It also depends on it if you're enjoying the company
you're with. Obviously you didn't want to be with your
girlfriend r No, no, no.

Speaker 4 (01:05:19):
Matters if you love your kids too. Obviously you don't
love your kids more than for your kids.

Speaker 3 (01:05:23):
Yeah, I don't know. Is it sometimes great to be
in line? I had a pee?

Speaker 10 (01:05:29):
Okay, okay, you have to pee, But does anyone other
than scott you understand what I'm saying?

Speaker 5 (01:05:33):
There there are times where the line is part of
the experience, and then you talk to other people online
and you're all kind of moving towards the same thing,
and it's a little fun. Apparently not for.

Speaker 10 (01:05:40):
Scott No, that's also the same for if you're sitting
in traffic. There are times when I'm in traffic, I'm
totally fine with it because I can listen to music,
i can hang out, make fun of people picking their
nose in the car and next.

Speaker 5 (01:05:51):
To me to the radio.

Speaker 10 (01:05:52):
But what's the number? What's your number? If Scotty wants
a number, Yeah, what's your number?

Speaker 4 (01:05:56):
It depends on what it is.

Speaker 5 (01:05:57):
Yeah, it really does. If I had not planned for it,
I'm just walking by, I'd say I'm probably like twenty
minutes max. But if I had planned for it, I
knew there was going to be lying forty five two hours.

Speaker 4 (01:06:05):
Okay, Now I've waited online hours for tickets to one
of my favorite artists.

Speaker 3 (01:06:09):
Why would you do that?

Speaker 4 (01:06:10):
I want because I wanted to go Ziam and that's
how to get tickets back in the day.

Speaker 3 (01:06:14):
Yeah, so there you go. We went round the room.
We have to talk to Sandy from Madinah, Ohio, she's
ready to play. You don't even know what you're about
to play, Sandy. Are you a little frightened about where
we could go with this?

Speaker 17 (01:06:25):
I'm shaking that great.

Speaker 3 (01:06:29):
Actually, it's not that bad.

Speaker 10 (01:06:31):
I have if you have ten chances to win ten
dollars apiece, okay, and if you do get one hundred dollars,
that's the math all right?

Speaker 4 (01:06:39):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:06:40):
You know there are a lot of celebrities out there
who have a name, be it first or last, that's
actually a food.

Speaker 10 (01:06:49):
Oh boy, don't mention any anyone, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:06:54):
So rather than filling in the blank, I want you
to fill in the food, I'm going to give you
part of a celebrity's name, and you have to tell
us the food that's missing.

Speaker 17 (01:07:01):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:07:02):
For instance, Blank.

Speaker 10 (01:07:05):
Ray Leonard Sugar, Yes, absolutely, okay, Okay, that.

Speaker 3 (01:07:11):
One does not count. It was an example, I know,
an example. All right, I'm going to know you're going
to be you guys ready, We're gonna root Sandy on
to victory, so everyone in Madnah will be so proud
of her. We're gonna get your dollars.

Speaker 9 (01:07:24):
Here, you ready, I'm ready to.

Speaker 3 (01:07:26):
Blank is a food? Number one? Kevin Blank Bacon that's right.

Speaker 19 (01:07:34):
Everything is center with bacon.

Speaker 10 (01:07:37):
Absolutely, all right. Think of antioxidants when you answer this one.

Speaker 3 (01:07:40):
Halle blank very that's right. All right. One for the teacher.
Fiona Blank, Yona, Fiona Fiona Fiona Apple. All right, now

(01:08:04):
we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna mix it up here.
Here we go blank Larson cheese, cheesy blank Larson, Swiss, Swiss.
That would be Brie Larson.

Speaker 4 (01:08:27):
She knew the cheese.

Speaker 3 (01:08:30):
Here we go, Okay, filling the blankets. Food John blank
John blank.

Speaker 10 (01:08:36):
John, Halloween Halloween thing John.

Speaker 3 (01:08:43):
Yes, you know what I mean.

Speaker 10 (01:08:47):
Could have been, I know, not the answer we're looking for.
All right, you're doing well sort of.

Speaker 3 (01:08:56):
Know how many does she have? I'm she's got ten dollars.
If we're doing the back and forth. Oh yeah, that's right.
When you get one wrong, you have to pay us back.
All right. We made a lot of them.

Speaker 10 (01:09:06):
Yeah, all right, okay, all right, here we go. Think
Pepper's Farm here, alyssa blank.

Speaker 3 (01:09:20):
Those are good. I love those cookies are sometimes we
ingest things that aren't food. They's something to drink. How
about a refreshing blank Simpson.

Speaker 18 (01:09:34):
Mm hmm, not Homer Uh.

Speaker 10 (01:09:41):
That would be a glass of a glass of o J.
All right, think think about baseball, Darryl Blank.

Speaker 14 (01:09:56):
Strawberry.

Speaker 3 (01:10:01):
How do I do this one? I don't know how
to do this one? Okay, it's just one blank. It's
like it's like a big hamburger, or or it's like.

Speaker 10 (01:10:18):
Yes, very good, very nice. You know, I want to give
you a name on Alextra.

Speaker 3 (01:10:32):
You know, uh, you know our girlfriend Gandhi Hell, she
is of Indian descent. How about sports sports star Steph Blank. Okay,
let's think diplomacy.

Speaker 10 (01:10:53):
Let's go to let's go to the world of diplomacy.

Speaker 3 (01:10:57):
Condaliza know her name.

Speaker 17 (01:11:03):
But now that you're saying that.

Speaker 18 (01:11:05):
I washed.

Speaker 10 (01:11:08):
Condaliza Rice, there you go. What you do?

Speaker 5 (01:11:17):
I know it was more than you had before.

Speaker 10 (01:11:19):
Well, she's a dirty if I get some more? Do
you guys, do you guys have any Gandhi? Do you
have another one for her?

Speaker 29 (01:11:23):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:11:23):
Sure?

Speaker 5 (01:11:25):
Comedian with red hair who's had a lot of plastic surgery.
Last name, top Carriage.

Speaker 3 (01:11:34):
That's why did anyone else have one?

Speaker 5 (01:11:40):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (01:11:41):
An American singer back in the day, a long time ago,
something Norwood Elvis likes to drink.

Speaker 10 (01:11:50):
It something Norwood Vodka Norwood.

Speaker 2 (01:11:53):
I know this.

Speaker 11 (01:11:54):
No Norwood, Norwood, I know I know to know this
when you say it.

Speaker 3 (01:12:03):
We don't know what it is. I don't even drink brandy.
Yeah yeah, okay, So so where is she now? She
down to twenty dollars? Are you keeping scoring?

Speaker 6 (01:12:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:12:17):
It's I think it's back to thirty now wait wait
we'll bump you up to thirty.

Speaker 3 (01:12:20):
Yes, uh, Froggy yes, uh.

Speaker 11 (01:12:22):
Famous a wide receiver for the San Francisco forty nine ers.
First named Jerry, last name.

Speaker 17 (01:12:31):
Jerry.

Speaker 3 (01:12:34):
I wouldn't know this.

Speaker 5 (01:12:37):
Related to Condoza but not.

Speaker 18 (01:12:45):
Jerry.

Speaker 3 (01:12:47):
Oh, here's what you want, don't hear?

Speaker 10 (01:12:48):
Well, here's what here's what I got one for you.
This is an interesting one. Great actress on one of
our favorite series. Christina blank Gate, Christina Apple. Absolutely what
is she up to? No one's paying She's around fifty.
Now you think we need accuracy?

Speaker 3 (01:13:09):
Yes? Gandhi?

Speaker 5 (01:13:10):
Uh famous brothers Donnie and Mark wall Burger today.

Speaker 3 (01:13:16):
No about saying Jack and Diane John.

Speaker 25 (01:13:22):
We got here, so.

Speaker 3 (01:13:25):
Their name I know, but they have what about? What? Yeah, Froggy,
what he's saying? Jack and Diane? His name is John.

Speaker 14 (01:13:36):
One Camp.

Speaker 10 (01:13:38):
Yeah, I got one okay, Law and Order SVU actor.

Speaker 4 (01:13:47):
You can drink him.

Speaker 3 (01:13:50):
What you gotta give a name?

Speaker 4 (01:13:51):
Oh I can't. It's just one name.

Speaker 3 (01:13:53):
It's one word. Oh yeah, ice cube.

Speaker 10 (01:13:58):
Sorry, they'd be icy, that'd be iced tea.

Speaker 3 (01:14:03):
Oh you have take ten away from water. This is dumb. Now, okay.

Speaker 10 (01:14:15):
How about an herb George's aunt Blank Clooney. Oh mm hmm,
old time singer, blank Clooney, George's.

Speaker 18 (01:14:26):
Aunt Sade Rosemary.

Speaker 3 (01:14:31):
Yes, okay, well so many. I know we could go
on and on.

Speaker 11 (01:14:39):
So I still playing this every Thursday for Food News.

Speaker 3 (01:14:42):
We're running out, We're running out of names. Yes you are.
I think we have you at forty dollars? Is that correct?

Speaker 10 (01:14:49):
By the way, I wouldn't trust this accounting at all.

Speaker 2 (01:14:53):
You know.

Speaker 10 (01:14:53):
So I'm gonna I'm gonna throw it up to fifty
and fifty fifty on the way.

Speaker 3 (01:14:58):
All right, there you go.

Speaker 10 (01:15:00):
Thank you for listening to us my.

Speaker 17 (01:15:04):
Day every morning.

Speaker 3 (01:15:05):
Well, and you were awesome, Sandy, even though at the
beginning of this you were shaking in your shoes, you
actually pulled up fifty dollars. Did well, have a great
day and hold on a second diamond. Send her fifty dollars.
That was a lot of fun.

Speaker 4 (01:15:20):
Yeah, time killers. I was gonna say eve plum as
the next one, but her name is spelled p l
u n B, so technically it's not a plum that
you eat.

Speaker 10 (01:15:32):
So Daniel, you remember her, Yeah, but it sounds Marshall Marshall.

Speaker 12 (01:15:38):
Okay, Okay, moving on, Tell your Smarts advice to wake
you up to see one entered on iHeartRadio Open mind
and start your day in the.

Speaker 3 (01:15:47):
No without reaching for your phone.

Speaker 2 (01:15:56):
Elvis Duran and the C one hundred Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (01:15:59):
Look at God, she's always got this look on her
face like she she needs answers to questions.

Speaker 5 (01:16:04):
I am very curious. I can't lie. I ask a
lot of questions. I know that what do you have
no regrets?

Speaker 2 (01:16:10):
Does?

Speaker 3 (01:16:11):
What's that box of questions? What's that from?

Speaker 5 (01:16:13):
Okay? So I ordered this online. It's called Bold and
it's you open it up. So it's this little cylinder.
You open it up and it's got all these cards
and all those cards have different questions. So some of
them are about perceptions, some of them are about connections,
and some of them are about reflections.

Speaker 10 (01:16:29):
Okay, so if you're playing with a friend, they can
choose a category and then you ask him a question.

Speaker 5 (01:16:34):
Yeah, and it's a really great way to break the
ice of people and get to know people, you know whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:16:38):
I kind of let me go to Amazon and buy bold.

Speaker 5 (01:16:41):
Oh, you should go to my Amazon storefront if you
wanted to.

Speaker 3 (01:16:45):
Do a question I want let me see what it's
all about.

Speaker 5 (01:16:49):
Okay, So this one I'm going to pull from perceptions.
That's the yellow category.

Speaker 4 (01:16:53):
All right, all right?

Speaker 5 (01:16:54):
I think this is kind of fun. If you could
see a statistic or a number vating above somebody's head
like you do in a video game, what would you
most want to see? And why does that mean?

Speaker 6 (01:17:07):
Me?

Speaker 10 (01:17:08):
Me?

Speaker 5 (01:17:08):
Means okay?

Speaker 3 (01:17:09):
Penis size?

Speaker 5 (01:17:11):
Wow?

Speaker 4 (01:17:12):
Okay, okay?

Speaker 5 (01:17:15):
And then how would that influence your decisions on dealing.

Speaker 3 (01:17:17):
With that person I love, I'd like them or not
be friends with them at all?

Speaker 5 (01:17:24):
So big ones off the table?

Speaker 10 (01:17:27):
I didn't or no, no, usually they aren't. They're on
the table, I thought, So I'm moving on.

Speaker 4 (01:17:31):
See, mine would be honesty.

Speaker 3 (01:17:34):
That's my engauge that I would want.

Speaker 4 (01:17:36):
Well, I don't know how Yeah, how honest the person is?
Is the person thirty percent honest? Is a person ninety
something percent honest? Like, I want that would that's very
important to me.

Speaker 3 (01:17:49):
Wow, what if their numbers lying? Can they make numbers not?

Speaker 5 (01:17:54):
The number is accent, just accurate. You have a percentage
about a person. I was going to say honesty also,
but now I'm gonna try to think of another one.

Speaker 3 (01:18:02):
I think I have one.

Speaker 7 (01:18:03):
It may not apply to me personally now, but when
I was single, number of sexual partners, Okay, I want
to see if I'm a look at a bar, I
want to see the number over everybody's head.

Speaker 3 (01:18:16):
I mean that would do you imagine would be very telling? Yeah, okay, funny.

Speaker 10 (01:18:20):
I'm ready I figured mine now okay, related to scaries,
if they were single, I want to know the percentage
they're interested in me, right, They're.

Speaker 3 (01:18:31):
Like, well, that would flunctuate by the moment. I'm sure
that's that's the point. Like then you'll say something stupid.

Speaker 10 (01:18:40):
And then I put on a dumb ass shirt. It
goes down to negative five. But it's a great, great way.
And I also have another one, and this one's really morbid.
The amount of time somebody has left before they died.
To know, no, no, I I'd be walking around like God,
I'm like.

Speaker 3 (01:18:58):
Expressed as a battery percentage.

Speaker 5 (01:19:01):
Yes, that would make me so sad.

Speaker 4 (01:19:03):
Yeah, that'd be sad.

Speaker 5 (01:19:04):
Yeah, I mean I do like the other one. Tho,
how much does someone like me? Let's make this about me.

Speaker 3 (01:19:09):
Yes, but but if you did have your timer up there,
your lifetimer, Hey Nate, you wanna go have lunch?

Speaker 10 (01:19:14):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:19:14):
Maybe breakfast?

Speaker 5 (01:19:18):
And when you get suspicious of all of a sudden
on like this one day everyone started being super nice
to you. What does it say?

Speaker 4 (01:19:26):
But even the honesty one? Hey nay, you want to
go have breakfast? Sure? He really doesn't want to have breakfast.

Speaker 3 (01:19:34):
I feel so shallow with mine. Sorry I wasted my answer.

Speaker 5 (01:19:38):
We talked about what's important to all of us.

Speaker 3 (01:19:40):
There you go, Scotty be what about you?

Speaker 29 (01:19:44):
I would like to know if this person has cheated
on their significant other end.

Speaker 3 (01:19:50):
If so, how many times? I just I don't know.

Speaker 29 (01:19:53):
I cheat a cheat number? Yeah, like if I was
out in the dating world again. I think it's important
to know if the person that you are trying to
form a relationship with is honest and cheats on people
or whatnot. Either, that's one thing I cannot stand for,
you know, cheating?

Speaker 4 (01:20:10):
Yeah, I get it?

Speaker 5 (01:20:12):
Can I ask scary a follow up question. Sure, okay,
So let's say scary. Back in your single days, you
meet somebody and this person you immediately clicked with them,
and it feels this like like it's a soulmate. You're
just so drawn to them, and then you see their
number is two hundred and fifty seven. How does that
impact how you move forward?

Speaker 3 (01:20:30):
It does not.

Speaker 7 (01:20:31):
Oh no it does not, because to me, I feel like, well,
they landed on me and the number's got to end somewhere,
so here it is.

Speaker 5 (01:20:38):
So for you, it's more of just like you're curious,
just you don't want to ask, Yeah, okay, it was going.

Speaker 7 (01:20:42):
To be that, or how many crimes they've committed, and
that's what my crimes you've committed.

Speaker 3 (01:20:49):
I like that the crimeometer. The crimeometer?

Speaker 10 (01:20:52):
Oh yeah, god, you never you never really said what
yours was?

Speaker 3 (01:20:55):
What is it?

Speaker 6 (01:20:56):
So?

Speaker 5 (01:20:56):
I really like honesty because I would love to know that.
But now that we're talking about it, maybe like propensity
to kill. I would want to know, like how likely
is this person to murder someone? Because you could be
a very honest person and be wonderful, but still like
you might honestly kill somebody. I don't know to know
that I'm not on the talking about.

Speaker 18 (01:21:16):
Right.

Speaker 3 (01:21:17):
But that also could be a fluid number. I mean,
depending on what mood you're in, swinging the mood swing,
if you're on your edge or not. I don't know
a lot. I think that's a great thing. The omemeter,
the O meter that you have hovering over your head. Yes,
I wish I had something better than my answer. That
was stupid. Well, no, all right, change it. Okay, here

(01:21:38):
we go. How much money do they have in their investment?
That's a good one.

Speaker 5 (01:21:44):
I liked it. It was less shallow.

Speaker 3 (01:21:47):
I thought it'd be more more deep and real.

Speaker 5 (01:21:51):
Like on the flip side of it for everybody. Is
there a number that you wouldn't want hanging over your head?

Speaker 3 (01:21:56):
My cholesterol number?

Speaker 2 (01:22:00):
Wait?

Speaker 10 (01:22:00):
Wait wait, my weight number would be so heavy it
wouldn't be able to float in the air.

Speaker 2 (01:22:05):
Fall.

Speaker 4 (01:22:07):
Yeah, anxiety level. I don't want that there.

Speaker 3 (01:22:10):
So what you wouldn't want your penis size of hovering
over your head?

Speaker 10 (01:22:12):
Would I want to display that?

Speaker 3 (01:22:16):
We can we use fractions as well.

Speaker 27 (01:22:21):
This is.

Speaker 3 (01:22:23):
Okay, Okay, you don't have to do it. Scary wanted
to talk about small small town gossip. Now we're talking
about uh, that video that went very viral. We actually
talked about it on our show before anyone knew about it,
because some people that listen to our show and work
for our show know the couple where she threw a

(01:22:44):
fortieth surprise birthday party for her husband and he in
front of everyone, parents, everyone, totally totally. I mean, do
you how do you say this?

Speaker 5 (01:22:55):
He humiliated her by being her affair on blast?

Speaker 4 (01:22:59):
Yeah, yeah, and said some few choice words.

Speaker 2 (01:23:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:23:02):
But I'm not saying either of them are the victim.
I'm not taking sides in this. I'm just saying, no,
that's what happened.

Speaker 3 (01:23:07):
Yeah, there are two sides to this story. Yeah, maybe
maybe three. But you know, some people are saying that
was a very classless way of him to do that,
and from everyone, a lot of people say, well, she
deserved it. She had to come in after all the
things he alleged. He alleged, Well, she all the things
he said she allegedly did.

Speaker 2 (01:23:22):
Right.

Speaker 3 (01:23:23):
So anyway, So I was talking about my little small
town I live in in New Jersey, well and Gandhi
said it first, I don't know the state of New Jersey.
Gossips more than any any bunch of people I've ever met.

Speaker 5 (01:23:34):
I've never seen anything like this. As soon as we
started talking about this story, I'm getting dms left and right.
My cousin's father's sister said, I'm like, what, Oh my god. People.

Speaker 3 (01:23:45):
So yeah, So out here where I live, it's been
a known fact. A lot of a lot of husbands,
fathers of kids are on the down low, and they're
all doing each other wow crazy exactly. And so I'm like,
you know, know, I not that I know of I
don't know any of them personally, but I know people

(01:24:05):
who know some of these people, right, But they talk
about it all the time. Everyone. It's just understood. Maybe
I shouldn't even talking about it right now, but it
just sort of understood that's going on, right, it's happening.
It's happening out here.

Speaker 5 (01:24:18):
How down low is it? If everybody knows?

Speaker 3 (01:24:20):
Right and well exactly?

Speaker 5 (01:24:22):
And how much of it do you think is true?
Because I'm sure at some point we've all heard something
about ourselves that were like what where that come from?
But somewhere someone's running with it like it's the truth.
This stuff makes me nervous, and I love it.

Speaker 3 (01:24:34):
Well. And you also said Gandhi. Well, I don't hear
a lot of this kind of gossip in the city.
It's kind of harder to do in the city because
you have so many people that coming and going and
commuting out here, you know, in all the suburbs where
Danielle lives, for instance, Oh yeah, oh yeah, and where
Scotti B lives.

Speaker 10 (01:24:49):
Out in Long Island. On Long Island, I mean, they
all know, they all know, the neighborhoods know what's going.

Speaker 4 (01:24:55):
On, and they all know who's doing who and who
cheated with who and forget about it.

Speaker 3 (01:25:00):
Yeah, yep.

Speaker 4 (01:25:01):
It's crazy.

Speaker 5 (01:25:02):
So if you want to keep your secret in the city,
well or just don't tell anyone, don't do anything.

Speaker 3 (01:25:07):
If you're gonna do something crazy, don't do it with
your neighbors.

Speaker 7 (01:25:10):
Okay, wasn't there like a cheating couple that would park
down the street from you, Scottie B.

Speaker 29 (01:25:15):
Yeah, they parked outside my house every single afternoon.

Speaker 6 (01:25:18):
Scandal.

Speaker 29 (01:25:19):
Yeah, they stopped showing up. I don't know what happened there.
Maybe maybe because I talked about it on the radio.
Didn't you say you went out to talk to them
once or something? You did something. I ran out with
my camera and then I had a street sign made
up that said reserve parking for cheaters only.

Speaker 4 (01:25:34):
You didn't.

Speaker 5 (01:25:36):
Get out there?

Speaker 29 (01:25:37):
Why I never? I never put it out. I was scared,
but I had it was an official sign. I had
a parking sign made up.

Speaker 5 (01:25:43):
Are you insane?

Speaker 3 (01:25:44):
What is wrong with every Why? Why did you do that?

Speaker 10 (01:25:47):
You wanted to humiliate them or you want them off
your book? I wanted them to see it and just
not come anymore.

Speaker 5 (01:25:52):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:25:53):
Wow, It's like it's like taking the water hose to
the cats that are screwing in the in the in
the alley.

Speaker 5 (01:25:59):
That's such a cool should the old man thing to do?

Speaker 14 (01:26:01):
It really is?

Speaker 5 (01:26:02):
It was for fun and I wonder why they didn't
come back.

Speaker 3 (01:26:08):
Well good they found some other block to park on.
That's crazy. Out of here.

Speaker 4 (01:26:13):
We I had somebody in my neighborhood post like the
cheating couple in the car on Facebook and ask please
help identify who this person is?

Speaker 3 (01:26:21):
Wow, And we found out what that's interesting? These Facebook groups,
these neighborhood groups are They're very powerful. Yep, they could
bury these people.

Speaker 5 (01:26:32):
The are we dating the same guy thing on Facebook?
I know some people around here who are in it.
And there's one guy apparently who's like popping at the moment,
and she said, he's not even attractive. What is going on?
She can't figure it out.

Speaker 3 (01:26:45):
Should we be talking about these things? Yes, yes, I
know this. This text came in and said, Gandhi, the
crap talk starts in Staten Island. You need to come
on over.

Speaker 2 (01:26:57):
No.

Speaker 28 (01:26:57):
I don't want to.

Speaker 5 (01:26:57):
Actually, I want to be adjacent. I don't want to
be involved in it. I just want to watch the
crap show. I don't want to, you know, take a
crap in it.

Speaker 3 (01:27:05):
Wow. All right, so that's what's going on. I mean, uh,
that's why I just I say to Alex all the time.
I said, we go out and we we you know,
meet people at the bars out here in the restaurants.
We should only become so close, and that we should
draw a lot.

Speaker 10 (01:27:18):
And absolutely you never want to be included in that
that crap talk, you know.

Speaker 4 (01:27:24):
And it happens everywhere. We were on a Norwegian cruise
to the lat to Alaska. We wound up in one
of those little towns, like, you know, one of those
little Alaskan towns. Can I said, yeah, And I said
to the lady behind the counter, this town is so cute,
it's so small, and she said, yeah, we all know
each other's business. It's yeah, they do, you said to me.
I was like, oh, okay, I.

Speaker 3 (01:27:45):
Tell you talk about being on a Norwegian cruise ship.
We were on a cruise with some friends and even
the cruise as a community had a lot of gossip
going on about people on board doing other people on board.
I'm sure you're stuck with each other on that ship,
you know, for how.

Speaker 4 (01:28:00):
Many days close quarters?

Speaker 10 (01:28:02):
And you know, we had a friend with us who
was shack it up with some guy he met, and
then we found that guy would shocking out with someone
else we met that.

Speaker 3 (01:28:11):
It's crazy.

Speaker 10 (01:28:12):
It's like for four days in the Caribbean there, it
was everywhere. Everyone was talking about it. So keep it mind.
You know, if you're going to be, you know, doing
people in your neighborhood, you're going to be found out.

Speaker 3 (01:28:23):
Oh God, like, drive across town.

Speaker 5 (01:28:27):
Go to a different country, do something to get out
of here, get out of your hood.

Speaker 12 (01:28:33):
Up in the morning with Alvis Duran and the C
one hundred morning.

Speaker 3 (01:28:36):
Show, would you actually go to a real life Jurassic Park?
I mean, people, we've seen the movies. Yes, yes, I
would go with you Gandhi.

Speaker 5 (01:28:49):
One hundred two.

Speaker 4 (01:28:50):
I would go.

Speaker 10 (01:28:50):
Yeah, so the three of us, this is the three
of us marching down the Yellow Brick Road and Dinosaur Land.

Speaker 4 (01:28:55):
Absolutely, I take my chances.

Speaker 3 (01:28:57):
Okak.

Speaker 5 (01:28:57):
After seven installments of the film, we know how to
survive exactly we can get out of there. To know
what I do.

Speaker 3 (01:29:05):
It was a instructional those films. Yeah, they were. I
left this text that came in and said, yes, I
would love to go to Jurassic Park. My favorite question,
even if I die there, what a fabulous way to die?
Line nineteen is Danielle. Let's see if Danielle would.

Speaker 30 (01:29:20):
Go, good morning everyone, good morning.

Speaker 3 (01:29:23):
So would you go to Jurassic Park if there was one?

Speaker 30 (01:29:26):
Oh hell hell yeah? Oh man, I did it just
just draws me in, And I tell you to make
sure you uh you have that Jurassic Park scene music,
and it'll just draw me right in. It's like it's
me and be like a Disney World.

Speaker 3 (01:29:40):
There you go. Okay, so so far it's just four
of It's it's Danielle, Monaro and Gandhi, me and you.

Speaker 10 (01:29:46):
Danielle was holding getting into the jeeps and rolling around
for sure, now, so you heard Gandhi say Danielle that
we've seen the movies.

Speaker 3 (01:29:57):
I guess you've seen all of them. We should know
right now we are instructed on how to act and
survive because of the films.

Speaker 5 (01:30:05):
Don't right, Yeah, exploration is not the way to do it.
Don't go exploring things.

Speaker 30 (01:30:11):
Don't stay within the sensing.

Speaker 3 (01:30:13):
Are you all right? All right, we'll be safe. All right? Well,
you know we've heard. You know, there are different scientists
that are out there engineering some way to sort of
maybe bring back something from Diastic Park or close close
to it, right, Gandhi.

Speaker 5 (01:30:30):
Yeah, So they're working on the wooly mammoth, which actually
did exist at the same time as Man. So they're
not going back that far yet, but I'm sure at
some point somebody is going.

Speaker 18 (01:30:40):
To do it.

Speaker 4 (01:30:40):
You think AI is going to bring back that God.

Speaker 5 (01:30:44):
They're trying to I don't know if you guys have
seen it, but they're trying to create like some I
don't know if it's an air mes bag or what
it is. That's t rex skin. It's not t Re Blizzard.
It's amazing.

Speaker 3 (01:30:56):
I'm sure Canal Street would have the real deal. They
would have skin. Can I'm ready. Sixty five million years ago,
we we missed out. You know it wasn't that long ago, right,
we can have it here today. All right, Danielle, we
have your numbers. So if we do get a Jurassic
Park pass, but extra, we will we will be calling you. Okay.

Speaker 30 (01:31:15):
Oh, I can't wait for that phone call.

Speaker 20 (01:31:16):
I'll be right there.

Speaker 3 (01:31:17):
Wait, Danielle. Line four. Is Anne listening to us on kiss? No,
she's not there. Well, she's listening in Cleveland. She said,
not only would she go, she would work there. Maybe
that's why she hung up. She's applying for a gig.

Speaker 4 (01:31:29):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (01:31:29):
I think that would increase your chances of survival too,
because you would know the park, but the you know
the ins and outs of it. Now where to go?

Speaker 3 (01:31:36):
You know, just always know where the exits are located.
And you're you're cool, right, You're fine. I think Scary.
Scary says no, not only would he not go because
of the dangerous t rex about to eat him, but
it's just it involves hiking and he just couldn't.

Speaker 7 (01:31:49):
Do that hiking, contracting things like malaria, poison, ivy, and
I would It does sounds.

Speaker 3 (01:31:55):
Like the worst trip ever. You were such a puss. Seriously,
I mean seriously.

Speaker 5 (01:32:00):
And I wouldst scary though, because we could feed him
to the dinosaurs.

Speaker 3 (01:32:03):
That's right, I know, those tasty calves.

Speaker 5 (01:32:06):
Yes, easy picking meaty and is back.

Speaker 3 (01:32:10):
Let's get ann on here. Hello, An is right here?
I think is that you Anne?

Speaker 28 (01:32:17):
Hate that friend?

Speaker 2 (01:32:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:32:19):
Hello Ann? So you live in Cleveland, so yeah, they do.
Maybe we should locate the Jurassic Park near Cleveland, somewhere
out by the roller coaster. That's sure, just a thought.
So you would work there? Talk about that? So obviously
you've been dreaming about it since you were a little girl.

Speaker 30 (01:32:36):
I mean, I don't know about that, but I think
that it would be incredible. And I don't know that.

Speaker 17 (01:32:42):
I'm necessarily qualified to work there, but if you need
me to see the baby's gegosaurus, like.

Speaker 9 (01:32:47):
I got you, I don't know.

Speaker 17 (01:32:49):
Yeah, I'll do. I'll do whatever. I just want to.
I mean, who would pass up that experience?

Speaker 3 (01:32:56):
You know, scary for instance?

Speaker 17 (01:32:59):
Well, I mean it's scary.

Speaker 3 (01:33:01):
So yeah, there is that. All right. Ann. I'm glad
we got you back.

Speaker 30 (01:33:06):
Thank you, Danielle.

Speaker 9 (01:33:07):
I adore you.

Speaker 6 (01:33:08):
You are my spirit animal.

Speaker 20 (01:33:10):
Thank you for just existing in life.

Speaker 6 (01:33:12):
You're incredible.

Speaker 4 (01:33:13):
Oh my gosh, it's the nicest thing anyone's ever said
to me, the sweetest.

Speaker 3 (01:33:17):
Maybe you can work for us, I mean, we don't
need a dinosaur handler, we need a Danielle handler.

Speaker 18 (01:33:21):
No, mal.

Speaker 3 (01:33:25):
Thank you, thank you Anne. What about you, Nate? You
haven't chimed in? Would you? Would you love to? When
this movie opened? I was there opening night.

Speaker 10 (01:33:35):
I love dinosaurs, and even if I did get eaten,
it would have been well worth it to see a
dinosaur come on, thank you?

Speaker 5 (01:33:42):
Amazing?

Speaker 10 (01:33:43):
Well, I think not as you're entering its mouth, I
don't think sure. That would be a great way to.

Speaker 3 (01:33:47):
Say, what about you?

Speaker 2 (01:33:49):
Go ahead?

Speaker 10 (01:33:49):
Well, Plus, we could also figure out if they actually
did some of the things that they say they did,
you know, like those shows like Walking with Dinosaurs where
David Attenborough is like it was avoiding the mosquitoes, so
to do this swamp we don't know that. They don't know,
there's no way. So it would be nice to know
if they actually did some of these things that they
say they did.

Speaker 3 (01:34:08):
Okay, all right, scary what if they at the dinosaur
park they had really top not catering and a nice foods.

Speaker 7 (01:34:16):
I could sleep in a tent and you can guarantee
that I won't be eaten by anything, zent Iman.

Speaker 10 (01:34:21):
What if you could eat a triceratops Flintstone, bring it
back to eat it. We spent sixty five million years
bringing them back, and now we're gonna turn they.

Speaker 3 (01:34:36):
Just like front Flintstone. He had that big rack of
ribs on the side of his car. I would love.

Speaker 5 (01:34:42):
You are crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:34:44):
What if we had a don Angie stand and they
had like no dinosaur lasagna or whatever? Roll up expensive
my curiosity. Look at the text coming in. I have
a brain and the answer is hell to the no.

Speaker 10 (01:35:00):
Less.

Speaker 3 (01:35:00):
I'm a happy dier and I'm not, says Adriana A.
Someone else has a hard pass for me. We're snack
sized and this chicken finger is staying home. We are, Yeah,
all right, So as soon as we can find a
Jurassic park opening near us, we'll have to do a
flyaway with listeners. What if we did a flyway with
listeners and okay, there's a chance we're gonna lose a few.

(01:35:22):
Some people may may get eaten.

Speaker 4 (01:35:25):
You have to have them signed something ahead of time.
As long as it says that ahead of time, we're good.

Speaker 5 (01:35:29):
As long as we just close you could die. Yeah,
then it's.

Speaker 3 (01:35:31):
Okay, all right, But maybe we should do that on
all our trips.

Speaker 12 (01:35:36):
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Speaker 12 (01:35:50):
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Speaker 3 (01:35:54):
I love you, Yes, we all love you.

Speaker 4 (01:35:56):
Oh God, there's a butt somewhere.

Speaker 3 (01:35:58):
Yeah, there's a butt.

Speaker 5 (01:35:59):
Some what I do.

Speaker 3 (01:36:03):
There are some things you should never microwave, foil. I
know people who don't even have a microwave in their
kitchen because they think it ruins food.

Speaker 5 (01:36:12):
Oh fancy pants.

Speaker 3 (01:36:14):
A lot of restaurants, if they have a microwave, they
hide it in the basement. So no, no, no, it's there. Okay,
but you.

Speaker 10 (01:36:20):
Actually said you tried to microwave what yesterday?

Speaker 5 (01:36:24):
What mistake?

Speaker 3 (01:36:25):
What?

Speaker 5 (01:36:26):
I got baked clams. Clams are ragonato.

Speaker 3 (01:36:28):
They were delicious at one time they were young.

Speaker 5 (01:36:30):
Yeah, and I only ate two of them, so I
wanted to eat another later in the evening, so I
stuck in the microwave clams.

Speaker 3 (01:36:38):
Yeah, that's clams. You should not do that I learned that. Yeah,
it don't make it really, it don't make them really tough.

Speaker 5 (01:36:43):
Was hot and sticky and smelly. Yeah, you don't smell
that it Actually it was just gross.

Speaker 3 (01:36:48):
Well, you're grossing around because she doesn't like seafood. But
if you like seafood, you would say, don't do that.

Speaker 5 (01:36:52):
Clams regatta are delicious.

Speaker 3 (01:36:53):
Of course they are.

Speaker 5 (01:36:54):
Delicious, but not when you reheat them in the microwave. No, yeah,
you can't do it. Can I reheat them at all?

Speaker 3 (01:37:01):
Maybe you could bake them a little bit, but keep
in mind they're probably cooked to the perfect consistency or whatever.
And if you if you're overcooked, then they get chewy.
That's do.

Speaker 5 (01:37:09):
I have to eat them immediately, as soon as I
get them, that's the option.

Speaker 3 (01:37:12):
There are some things that are best to eat right
out of the kitchen at the restaurant, like anything fried.
It is kind of rough to reheat reaganon breadcrumbs. And yeah,
there are some things you should just eat and they're done.
You can't really take them home. In my opinion, that's
my opinion. I could be wrong.

Speaker 5 (01:37:31):
No, listen, when I took it by to that clam,
I was immediately like, no, thanks.

Speaker 3 (01:37:35):
Okay, well, hey, speaking of Oh God, Nate, you're ready
for this one. I'm ready. There's a restaurant and beautiful Charleston,
South Carolina, a seafood place. They have a new dessert
featuring oysters. Hold on, hold on, it's called some Moisters.
It's s'mores and oysters all mashed up.

Speaker 5 (01:37:57):
What do you mean mashed a novel?

Speaker 3 (01:38:00):
It's well, it's a mashup, meaning they're combined. So you
put the oyster on the stick in the fire. How
does that work in the fryer? Oh you know how?
You know with the of the fire. Well, okay, let
me read the story. Here. It's an oyster on the
half shell, topped with Hershey's chocolate, crumbled Graham crackers and

(01:38:21):
a tiny marshmallow. Look at this picture and they torched
the marshmallow. It looks pretty, but there's an oyster down below.

Speaker 5 (01:38:29):
It's like a surprise you wouldn't really want.

Speaker 4 (01:38:31):
Yeah, if you know that's coming, well, I hope you would.

Speaker 3 (01:38:35):
I hope they'd let you know.

Speaker 5 (01:38:37):
We look at this moister. See the oyster right there.

Speaker 3 (01:38:40):
It it's beautiful. It is gorgeous.

Speaker 5 (01:38:43):
There's this moister.

Speaker 3 (01:38:44):
The manager of this restaurant. It's called actually it's called
Fleet Landing. The manager says he was just trying to
come up with something different and realize no one's doing
dessert oysters.

Speaker 4 (01:38:56):
There and tries that that's just gross.

Speaker 10 (01:38:59):
Well, you know, I would try it because I love
I love oysters.

Speaker 3 (01:39:06):
I just do not a lot of people like him.
I love them. They put lead in my pencil.

Speaker 4 (01:39:11):
Do that.

Speaker 10 (01:39:12):
I'm feeling it twitching right now just thinking about them.

Speaker 5 (01:39:15):
Is there something about an oyster that makes it better
to stick into us?

Speaker 16 (01:39:18):
More?

Speaker 2 (01:39:18):
Like?

Speaker 5 (01:39:19):
Why not a shrimp?

Speaker 3 (01:39:20):
I don't know. I guess you could do it like
a mahi mahi. I don't know. How about Alaskan king crab?
Or maybe Yeah, all right, who's he talking?

Speaker 4 (01:39:32):
He's whispering to somebody?

Speaker 11 (01:39:33):
What are you doing?

Speaker 3 (01:39:34):
What are you doing? Alison has a suggestion? Allison has
a suggestion? Where's Allison? I'm twenty? I think hello, Alison.
I heard rumor that you have a suggestion. What's that?

Speaker 4 (01:39:45):
Yeah, hey, Gandhi, put your clam in an afrya O
I have.

Speaker 10 (01:39:50):
An aprya put the clams in the air fry I
have you know?

Speaker 5 (01:39:53):
I should have done that?

Speaker 3 (01:39:56):
Good news? All right, well, thank you for the suggestion.
We appreciiate it. Thank you.

Speaker 14 (01:40:00):
Got a good luck as long.

Speaker 3 (01:40:02):
As they're not totally totally maybe a little overcooked at
the restaurant, because it's gonna any heat is going to
make that clam get chewy.

Speaker 5 (01:40:10):
Yeah, I know that.

Speaker 3 (01:40:11):
Okay, just trust me on that one.

Speaker 5 (01:40:13):
I trust you. I actually really trust you on food
and how to reheat food. But I have three left.
They were delicious. I'm going to try a different heating
method for each one and see how many have to
spit out.

Speaker 3 (01:40:22):
Here's what you could bring them to room temperature first, okay,
not for too long, but room temperature, and then maybe
you can bake them for a few minutes in the toaster,
ribon whatever. Don't broil, maybe broil them, but don't overdo it.

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Speaker 3 (01:40:48):
Want to talk about this story, Gandhi, Yes, you'll give
the story just quickly if you would.

Speaker 5 (01:40:52):
It says that unmarried women are healthier and happier than
everyone else in the world.

Speaker 3 (01:40:56):
Okay, now, why is this? According to this source.

Speaker 5 (01:40:59):
Because they can focus on their goals, they take more
risks at work. They don't have the feelings of guilt
being weighed down by family members and what they need
to do for society. They're just living their lives the
way that they want to live them, all right.

Speaker 3 (01:41:10):
Of course, keep in mind Gandhi is a single female. Yes,
I am all right.

Speaker 5 (01:41:15):
I enjoy this research.

Speaker 3 (01:41:16):
All right. No, by the way, now, keep in mind,
research doesn't say this is the way it is that
you just have to No, it's you know, it doesn't.
It doesn't apply to every single person like Daniel, for instance,
you seem to be very very happy with two children.

Speaker 4 (01:41:30):
I wouldn't give it up for the world exactly. But
you know, because you're stuck.

Speaker 3 (01:41:34):
They'll just face it. You're stuck.

Speaker 4 (01:41:36):
There are moments where you know, you get upset, but
the pros outweigh the cons in my in my book
at least, and I would not give it up for
the world.

Speaker 5 (01:41:46):
I'm exactly opposite. Like when I have friends over all
the time and I come home, I'm like, oh you're here,
get out.

Speaker 4 (01:41:51):
All this to myself.

Speaker 3 (01:41:52):
Okay, keep in mind, this is one research project. We're
not pointing fingers and saying anyone is better or worse
than anyone else. Let's just get that out of the way.
I don't want to hear any bitch in and moan
And let's just look at the research and let's comment
on it again. This is a report about a research
study from a professor that says.

Speaker 5 (01:42:10):
That single women are the happiest group of people on
the planet.

Speaker 3 (01:42:13):
Okay, what they did, obviously, is they did the pros
and cons. Obviously the pros outweighed the cons more for
single women than it did for any other subsets. Right,
married women or men or single men. Right, like all
of us, This isn't just a female thing, This isn't
every one thing. Who's the happiest person you're saying according

(01:42:34):
to this research study? Right, single women.

Speaker 5 (01:42:37):
Yes, according to the research study, because you are more
likely to take risks at work and follow your dreams,
fulfill the things that you wanted to get done in
your life. It says that you're healthier and you live longer.

Speaker 10 (01:42:47):
Now do they talk about the age of women, because
I'm thinking if you're if let's say you're in your
late thirties or early forties, it may not apply to you
as much as it would a twenty two year old woman.

Speaker 5 (01:42:56):
This does not have an age group.

Speaker 3 (01:42:58):
Huh yeah, all right, happy, happy, And Danielle seems healthy.
She's got guns. Yeah, you got some guns.

Speaker 4 (01:43:06):
Huh. I'm working on it.

Speaker 3 (01:43:08):
You do you take good care of yourself?

Speaker 6 (01:43:09):
Yeah? I try.

Speaker 3 (01:43:10):
You love your kids? I do you love your husband?
I can't imagine in life without Oh okay, and then
nor should you. All right? So with that, but I.

Speaker 4 (01:43:18):
Feel like I take sometimes more risks because I have them,
like with certain things, because I want to get to
that next goal so that I can provide for them
a little bit more. Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (01:43:29):
Financial risks?

Speaker 4 (01:43:30):
So sometimes I feel like I, yeah, so you're.

Speaker 10 (01:43:32):
Not pulling risks on your kids, like letting them eat
off the floor. No, they do that on their own, right, all.

Speaker 3 (01:43:40):
Right, kids, let's go lick the at keep head.

Speaker 4 (01:43:42):
Oh never when my son lick the banister at the
at the subway station. That wasn't good.

Speaker 10 (01:43:48):
Yeah, anyway, so scary things. This sort of applies to
guys too. Yeah, you know what, I know, single guys
versus guys who were right the survey was for women.

Speaker 3 (01:43:57):
But I'm happier than a pig.

Speaker 2 (01:43:58):
And dung.

Speaker 3 (01:43:59):
Right now that I don't have let's gross go right,
you know, if you're gonna use lines like that, just
go away happy. Well, the survey is not for women,
it's for everyone again.

Speaker 5 (01:44:07):
Yes, okay, And it actually says opposite of what you
just said. It said men are far, far happier in
a relationship.

Speaker 3 (01:44:14):
I read that the other day too. But guys need
to be tethered, they need to be ground.

Speaker 2 (01:44:19):
Ye.

Speaker 5 (01:44:19):
Wow, I actually think that's true because if you look
at you know, couples who get older and one of
them passes away, it seems like women just kind of
enjoy it. Say single do whatever. Guys get married again
in like.

Speaker 3 (01:44:28):
A day, right, they need maybe less. Yeah, they need
to be in that relationship. They need someone to help
them you get through the day. Hey, Page, how are
you doing?

Speaker 25 (01:44:37):
I'm great?

Speaker 20 (01:44:38):
How are you guys?

Speaker 3 (01:44:39):
We're doing well. So you've never you're you've never been
happy being single?

Speaker 20 (01:44:44):
No, I mean I am grown up. So my parents
got divorced and I was like two or three, and
they it was pretty it was pretty bad. So growing
up I've always wanted to have that happy ever after.
I guess never really felt right being single. But everybody
I dated was kind of awful too, So you know, hey,

(01:45:04):
but you know the guy that I ended up marrying,
I mean, he has he just gets me, you know,
and every time I'm with him, I'm just I'm.

Speaker 18 (01:45:11):
Just very excited.

Speaker 3 (01:45:12):
Wow.

Speaker 20 (01:45:13):
So I just feel like I finally, you know, finally
found my happiness.

Speaker 18 (01:45:16):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:45:17):
Good and congratulations. That's awesome and great for you and
anyone else who's experiencing the same thing. But keep in mind,
this is a this is hard for some people to get.
I know you do. Though it's a study. We're not
talking about everyone. We know that it doesn't apply to everyone, right,
But they're saying as a whole, being a single female,

(01:45:39):
you have a better chance at happiness than you do
in all the other sectors according to this study. That
makes sense. Now, No, I.

Speaker 20 (01:45:46):
Absolutely get that. Like, my best friend is single and
she has no desire to get married ever, and I
mean she's happy.

Speaker 3 (01:45:53):
So who everybody's different, Yeah, like gandhi friend do.

Speaker 5 (01:45:56):
Yeah, It's just never been something that's on my list.
And I will say I was in a relationship for
a long time and when we broke up, I did
start doing all of the things. I started to take
more risks and care more about myself, and I am
happier now than I ever was before.

Speaker 3 (01:46:09):
So here's my question for everyone, including you, Paige. If
we can learn from this study about how females who
are unmarried and single with no kids are the happiest,
how can we find the things that cause them to
be happy and apply them to our lives if we
have kids, or if we are getting married, or we

(01:46:29):
have a boyfriend or a girlfriend. You know what I'm saying.
I think there's something to be learned about balance the
risk taking. All right, Page, thank you for listening to.

Speaker 20 (01:46:37):
Us, No problem, have a great day, guys.

Speaker 5 (01:46:39):
I think that the balance is don't forget yourself because
I think a lot of times when people get married
and they have kids, that you fall into making them
one hundred percent your life and your priorities, and you
forget about yourself, which maybe is what makes you unhappy.
So if you don't, and you continue to do things
like Danielle is and follow your dreams and take the risks,
maybe you still stay happy.

Speaker 4 (01:46:57):
I always say that if you don't take care of yourself,
it's very hard for you to take care of somebody else. Yeah,
so you cannot neglect yourself. Sometimes it's not easy because
obviously what they're well being and taking care of them
and take care of your husband or your wife or
whatever that has to come you know first. And you know,
when do we go on a trip, I make sure
they're all taken care of before I pack myself or

(01:47:18):
before I take care of what I need. I make
sure that, you know. But that's just the way that
think of it this way.

Speaker 3 (01:47:22):
So think of it this way. You get married, and
then those voices in your head like oh my god,
did I say something that made them mad? Or oh
my god, I better.

Speaker 10 (01:47:32):
Do it this way otherwise I'm going to get hell
from them because I and maybe I don't want to
go do that, even though I really love to go
do that with my friends, because it'll it'll cause a
problem at home when you start getting into those inner conversations.

Speaker 3 (01:47:45):
I think that's the slippery slope. Will you stop being yourself?
You're with someone who's not allowing you to be yourself? Yes,
and maybe partially your fault. You're not communicating to them, Hey,
I love you, but you need to understand if you
don't let me be me and take my chances and
take my risks. Then I'm not going to be good
for you.

Speaker 5 (01:48:05):
Oh that's so important.

Speaker 4 (01:48:06):
And also you fell in love with this me, so
why would I change this me to you know what
I mean?

Speaker 8 (01:48:11):
Like that?

Speaker 4 (01:48:12):
It is all about compromise, of course, but you know
this is the person you wanted to be with, so
why would you want to change that pace?

Speaker 10 (01:48:19):
Exactly? You got to be you, So what you said
Gandhi is so important.

Speaker 3 (01:48:22):
You've got to continue to be you if you want
a relationship to work, right, Yeah, Frog.

Speaker 11 (01:48:29):
You and Danielle kind of touched on it. You you
kind of lose the person that you were that this
person met that made them want to change their life
and be with you and fall in love. And then
you don't become that person any longer because you're trying
so hard to please them that you've lost you can
tend you to be you.

Speaker 7 (01:48:46):
It's true though, I think if you're looking for a
balance for married women that the balance is you need
time away with the girls.

Speaker 3 (01:48:53):
I need time away with the girls. So gosh, you
know what, Okay, think about it. You're in a relationship
dating this person for a couple of years. Now, there's
something missing that you miss from being single, even though
you're happy being with him. We just figured it out.
You just had an epiphany.

Speaker 10 (01:49:10):
He was like, oh my god, I need to be
more independent, but I can still be in a relationship.

Speaker 3 (01:49:14):
Balance. It's about balance. Don't lose yourself. Yes, yes, I'm
looking at you. Yes, yes, straight and eight and a
phone call has come in. Yes I do. Here we go.
We love phone calls. Well, someone's on that line. Hello, Sarah,
what's going on?

Speaker 25 (01:49:30):
Hello?

Speaker 18 (01:49:31):
I was just listening, and I have to say that
I'm actually much happier and being married my husband. I
had been gathered since for about married for three years,
and we've come to lord adventures actually being married than
I ever wasn't as single.

Speaker 3 (01:49:44):
See why because it gives you the confidence to go
out there and live your life because you have a partner.

Speaker 18 (01:49:49):
Oh yeah, Like he encourages me to be myself. Like,
let's go somewhere. We send it before and it's more fun.

Speaker 3 (01:49:55):
All right, there you go. See, but you're still you,
Oh absolute, don't give up. Yeah, you know what. Every
once in a while you got to look at your boyfriend,
your girlfriend, or your husband and your wife and say,
you know what, you you're here because I'm excellent.

Speaker 2 (01:50:14):
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (01:50:16):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phones happened?

Speaker 2 (01:50:20):
Dan?

Speaker 3 (01:50:20):
Yeah, Front and Sun plays all right.

Speaker 4 (01:50:22):
So may Mary and her husband run a party company
and he is hired to dress up as Santa this
time of year. Right, So she's always telling him, Look,
you gotta watch your mouth around the kids, because one
day your mouth is going to get you in trouble.
So I'm calling as a very upset customer from a
party that he was hired.

Speaker 3 (01:50:41):
Okay, see what happens to you?

Speaker 17 (01:50:43):
Today's Hello?

Speaker 4 (01:50:44):
Yes hi, I'm looking for seller.

Speaker 30 (01:50:48):
How can I help you?

Speaker 21 (01:50:48):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:50:49):
Hi, My name is well A Sudden And you guys
sent over one of Santa's helpers to my house the
other day.

Speaker 26 (01:50:55):
Oh okay, how can I help you?

Speaker 2 (01:50:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:50:57):
My seven year old son is crying because he thinks
Santa Claus hates because of the guy you sent over
as Santa's.

Speaker 26 (01:51:02):
Helper, he thinks, I'm sorry.

Speaker 23 (01:51:05):
What.

Speaker 4 (01:51:05):
Yeah, the guy that you sent over here for the
party told my kid and I quote, pull the candy
cane out of your butt.

Speaker 26 (01:51:14):
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 4 (01:51:16):
Yeah, And now my son is crying he says, Santa
hates me. I'm not going to get any presents for Christmas.
He is so upset he won't even come out of
his room. And I have you guys to thank for this.
I hired you to do a job and to make
the kids happy, and now my son is miserable.

Speaker 26 (01:51:28):
Now, I am, I am, I am, I'm so sorry.
What can I do for you to make everything right
for you?

Speaker 4 (01:51:35):
Well, I spent one hundred and fifty dollars on having
this Santa's helper there, so I want that back. And
then on top of it, you should compensate me for
other things. So another one hundred and fifty dollars, So
at least three hundred dollars I see, come in my way.

Speaker 26 (01:51:47):
Okay, okay, let me Claus wait.

Speaker 4 (01:51:49):
I want a letter to my son from Santa saying
that he doesn't hate him and that he's going to
get presents on Christmas.

Speaker 26 (01:51:55):
Okay, if obviously we can do that as well. Let
me take care of this and then I will call you.

Speaker 2 (01:51:59):
I will call you right back.

Speaker 4 (01:52:00):
Fine, thank you, thank you.

Speaker 6 (01:52:03):
She is going to kill me, all right, you know,
right now.

Speaker 4 (01:52:07):
Okay, So now we're going to conference her in and
it's all you. I'm not here anymore.

Speaker 6 (01:52:11):
Okay, okay, are do.

Speaker 25 (01:52:14):
You work last week?

Speaker 28 (01:52:15):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (01:52:15):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 26 (01:52:17):
Did anything out of the ordinary happens?

Speaker 16 (01:52:21):
No?

Speaker 6 (01:52:21):
Life actually when really really smoothly.

Speaker 26 (01:52:23):
Yeah, what about this? Maybe there was a kid that
you told him to take a candy cane out of
his butt?

Speaker 6 (01:52:28):
Oh yeah, you know I did say that to a kid.
One kid you see crying. She was crying. He wouldn't
get over it.

Speaker 27 (01:52:36):
You're Santa Claus.

Speaker 6 (01:52:38):
He was crying because he ran out of Reese's pieces
that we were handing out to all his friends and
he wanted one. So I said, hey, pull the candy
cane out of your button and get over it. Okay,
and he did. He did, he stopped crying, and so
I don't see what's the problem.

Speaker 26 (01:52:49):
This is what the problem is.

Speaker 27 (01:52:50):
Now he goes home, he tells his mom this is
what Santa Claus said to me, And he now thinks
that Santa Claus hate him, that he's not going to
get any presents.

Speaker 6 (01:53:00):
And you know what, I'm trying to teach the kid
a lesson and she can't understand that.

Speaker 27 (01:53:03):
Okay, and he's seven.

Speaker 25 (01:53:04):
Can we be clear on the fact that he's seven.

Speaker 21 (01:53:06):
He's a kid.

Speaker 6 (01:53:07):
Yeah, and you know what, you've got to learn somebody
that he can't get away with everything. And if what
better chance for me to teach that kid a lessons?
Tell well, it sounds like she needs to pull the
candy can out of her butt. If I can provide
a life lesson to one kid who now understands.

Speaker 27 (01:53:20):
The life lesson.

Speaker 21 (01:53:21):
If you, I mean, if you don't have enough candy
in the bag, tell me to send more candy in
the bag. You know I'll do it.

Speaker 6 (01:53:28):
I mean, it's okay. This kid was a spoiled bread
I know they're all spoiled.

Speaker 25 (01:53:33):
Their parents are spending ridiculous money to have you there
in playing Santa, So of course they're spoiled.

Speaker 26 (01:53:39):
It's still your job to make them happy.

Speaker 28 (01:53:41):
Are you stupid? Are you stupid?

Speaker 27 (01:53:44):
Hey?

Speaker 23 (01:53:45):
Mary?

Speaker 18 (01:53:46):
What?

Speaker 5 (01:53:48):
Mary?

Speaker 26 (01:53:49):
This is Mary?

Speaker 2 (01:53:50):
Mary?

Speaker 4 (01:53:50):
This is actually Danielle Man Arrow from Elvis Durant in
the Morning show. You just got phone towns.

Speaker 28 (01:53:54):
Holy my, because it was just exactly something that you
would say to.

Speaker 1 (01:54:09):
The Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 15 (01:54:12):
Pon tab was pre recorded with permission granted by all
participation the.

Speaker 1 (01:54:16):
Elvis Duran phone tab only on Elvis Duran in the
morning show.

Speaker 12 (01:54:27):
Elvis Duran and the C one hundred Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (01:54:31):
So Froggy just stood up and said, hey, y'all, I
just learned something new on YouTube. We told him, We
told him to keep it, hold on, hold it. Don't
tell us what it is. Yeah, so now we can know.
What did you learn on YouTube? I learned how to
replace the valves stem on a tire? Oh, what's the
valve stem?

Speaker 4 (01:54:48):
What's the valve stem?

Speaker 3 (01:54:49):
So, Danielle, if you've ever put have you ever in
your life put air in a tire?

Speaker 14 (01:54:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (01:54:53):
Okay, So you know that little part in the middle
that you push down to check the air pressure, little
TV part in the middle, Yeah, you can replace that.
They get loose and the air leaks out. So yesterday
there was a flat tire on my son's car.

Speaker 3 (01:55:04):
He came home.

Speaker 11 (01:55:05):
He's like, Dad, I think I have a flat tire.
So I looked at it. There was no nails of
the tire or anything. And when I took the little
cap off, I heard. So I took some water I
put on. It was bubbling's I could see it was water.
I went to the store. Well, first I watched on YouTube,
went to the store. I got a valve stem, a
little repair tool, and a new valve stem unscrewed it
screwed a new one in, pumped it a couple of

(01:55:27):
the air.

Speaker 3 (01:55:27):
He's on the road. YouTube University. It's waiting for you.
And whatever you need to know in life, YouTube can
teach you.

Speaker 11 (01:55:32):
I'm an expert. I want to go around and replacing
valve stems. Now I have extra valve stims because I
bought they only come in packs of four.

Speaker 3 (01:55:38):
Keep up opening your own business. A valve stems are
us or something.

Speaker 10 (01:55:43):
I'm okay, it'd be like it'd be like the the
windshield the windshield places in the Bronx.

Speaker 3 (01:55:50):
You can go around your neighborhood just ripping people's valve
stems out and oh gosh, frog, you just opened the
valve stemmery down the street.

Speaker 4 (01:56:00):
We have no choice.

Speaker 11 (01:56:02):
I'm gonna enable. I'm gonna name it that. I like that,
the valve stimmery. Okay, it's a gift.

Speaker 3 (01:56:09):
I love this text. But by the way, you can
text us at fifty five one hundred and we do
our best to catch up with these things. It's hard,
but everyone's well. You'll see one flow by like this
one a gay phlebottomist the best. I just got one
done at a blood draw appointment and man, old man,
was that awesome? Have a great day. So how do
you know your phlebottomist was gay? I wonder, well, I mean,

(01:56:32):
do you look up while they're a pokeing and go,
by the way, are you gay? In a way? I think?
You know, changing a valve stem is sort of by
like being a phlebotomist. You have to like you know
what I'm saying, it's yeah, no, maybe not reach it's
a rach. You can become an expert through YouTube.

Speaker 2 (01:56:51):
You know what.

Speaker 4 (01:56:52):
I had fun with YouTube yesterday as well.

Speaker 3 (01:56:54):
What'd you do?

Speaker 4 (01:56:55):
So I went over and I watched my sister's kids
last night and their new thing is rolls. So I said,
you guys, you know we could write roller coasters on YouTube.
They're like what? Because we were running around the house
pretending we were on a roller coaster and Aunt Danielle
was getting a little tired, and I took out YouTube
and I showed them all the different roller coasters and

(01:57:16):
we were in Epic Universe on YouTube riding roller coasters
that people put on there. They were like, this is
the coolest thing ever. They were so enthralled and they
were loving life. So I think my poor sister is
going to be writing some roller coasters on YouTube today
thanks to and.

Speaker 3 (01:57:32):
Oh wow, really I never thought of that, but what
a great what a great thing to watch. And I'd
love to go to Cedar Point today on my on
my lap topic roller coaster. I love that. All right,
the world of YouTube, What would we do without you?
All Right, shows done, Let's get out of here until
next time.

Speaker 10 (01:57:47):
Say peace out, everybody, piece out, everybody.