FULL SHOW: The Day the Vending Machine Finally Snapped

From Scotty breaking a vending machine to quitting jobs while wishing bad karma, this episode spirals fast. We argue about bargain foods, hometown pride, who’s the hottest on the show, and how old you were when that thing happened. Plus: cryotherapy chaos, snack cakes with suspicious nicknames, and Alex & Matt guessing their way into trouble.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
You're yelling off the radio, but they're saying something.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
It's like, yeah, oh no, what the hell.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
Show?

Speaker 4 (00:10):
Hey, is there something in your hometown. The outsiders would
never understand. I'll give you an example. Here in New Jersey,
there used to be a theme park called Action Park.
Daniel I remember growing up and scary. Remember Scotty be
hearing their correct Action Park. Really I remember cheesy commercials.

(00:31):
We ran them here on Z one hundred. Anyway, as
my friend Tom was saying, if you ever went to
Action Park, there was a good chance you would actually
die on the roller coaster. It was like, there's always
like some story.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
I have a story.

Speaker 4 (00:45):
Yeah, Danielle almost died at Action Park. Right went on.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
I went on the Louge. I went on the louge
slide and scraped up my entire back and there was
blood and everything, and I'm like, oh, I was in
so much pain. But I did have a good time
at the park.

Speaker 4 (00:59):
But yeah, Action Park was there was a water park. Yeah,
it's a good time while the skin is being scraped
off your back. Anyway, they wanted to change the name
from Action Park to Class Action Park because there was
always someone, you know, outside yeput to like Froggy where
you're from, like where like your town or in South
Florida where you're originally living. When you a.

Speaker 5 (01:23):
Lot of people did not understand Santa's Enchanted Forest Like they.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
Didn't get it. And Doddy knows what I'm talking about.
People don't. I got it.

Speaker 5 (01:32):
If you're from South Florida, you get it. But if
you're not familiar, like, what the hell is this?

Speaker 2 (01:37):
No, well tell me what it is now. I want
to know what it is.

Speaker 5 (01:40):
It's like an amusement. It's like a Christmas amusement park,
but people don't understand it. And it's the same with
the swap shop that used to be in in uh
In in Broward County. The swap shop was another one.
It was it was like a glorified flea market, but
it was fun. And if you're from South Florida, it
makes sense. If you're not from there, you could not
have it in any other town.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Oh and it used to have a terrible jingle, Santa's
Enchanted Forest Forest. I used to have to explain to
my friends who would come down that if there is
a body of water, I don't care if it's a
puddle a canal, whatever it is, don't get near it
because something is lurking. All of my friends used to

(02:22):
be like, oh, that's so cute, let me go down
there and splash around. No, alligators and snakes exist down here.
You can't do that.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Oh man.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
Yeah, people are texting and your Action park was terrifying.
Almost drowned. Someone said the Alpine slide was deadly. Yeah,
that's right. By the way, I made a mistake. I
met the Alpine slide. I didn't mean roller coaster. So
thank you people for chastising me. Because Karen is listening,

(02:49):
I love this a text message. Where I grew up,
we used to have drive your tractor to school day.
I want to know where they're from to talk to them.
In Eerie, they have Pepperoni balls. No one understands the
hype for Pepperoni balls unless you're from Eerie. You're from Erie, right,
uh straight.

Speaker 6 (03:10):
In Amey, they actually named the basketball team the Pepperoni Balls.

Speaker 4 (03:16):
Like that.

Speaker 6 (03:17):
That's that's a real thing. Like they were trying to
figure out something that is totally eerie. So they said, well,
why don't we name our basketball team the Pepperoni Balls?

Speaker 4 (03:25):
So yeah, how about that?

Speaker 2 (03:26):
Okay, do you.

Speaker 4 (03:27):
Guys know what a pepperoni ball is? No, No, I'm
not from air. They're fantastic.

Speaker 6 (03:33):
It's a ball of dough that is fried and in
the middle is like a couple of slices of pepperoni.

Speaker 4 (03:39):
It's so good.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
That sounds good.

Speaker 4 (03:41):
Okay, So, so have you ever eaten a garbage plate
like they have in Rochester, New York?

Speaker 2 (03:47):
What's that?

Speaker 4 (03:48):
It's a plate of everything, It's just everything. I don't know.

Speaker 6 (03:51):
If you're from.

Speaker 4 (03:51):
Rochester, you know what I'm talking about. Yu. Well, no,
but they call it the garbage plate. What's scary.

Speaker 7 (03:56):
When I visited Saint Louis, they had this cheese there
called pro and I'm like, what, yeah, Prevel? What is
this unique cheese? I can't get this anywhere else in
the country. It's its own thing and they put it
on pizza and it's so.

Speaker 4 (04:08):
Unique and it's amazing. Out of this world is It's
a whole different flavor. As a matter of fact, there
are piza places in New York that have that. Do
Saint Louis pies with Provel.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
Pie?

Speaker 4 (04:22):
Well, Freedo pie? Yeah, from from the South. We used
to have Freedo pie all the time, where you open
up a little bag of Frito's, like the little single serving,
and you'd pour hot chili in there with some fruit,
with some fresh onion and some cheese, and you fart
all day long. You've just all day long, you know.

(04:43):
And Garrett growing up on Staten Island. It's not really
the big thing anymore, but it used to be the
garbage dump. People used to think of Staten Island as
the place with the garbage dump. And there's so much
more on Staten Island than that.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
Yeah, yeah, gandhi, what is you guys can explain to
me Taylor Taylor Ham versus a pork I don't know what.

Speaker 4 (05:02):
I don't either. Well, they're the same thing, right, I mean,
Taylorham and pork roll. It's such a Jersey thing, like
a North Jersey thing. You'd order an egg sandwich in
the morning with with with pork roll with Taylor Ham,
and it's this Taylor Ham that's I don't think there's
really any specific part of the pig you can find it.
It's just all parks. So it's Taylor Ham brand pork roll.

Speaker 7 (05:23):
And in North Jersey they call it Taylorham, but in
South Jersey it's pork roll.

Speaker 4 (05:27):
But it's the same thing. It looks like you go
over to Pennsylvania. Then you go to Pennsylvania they have scrapple. Now,
you know, I never knew what scrapple was until I
lived in Q and O two Land, And then when
I moved from Q and O two in Philly to
ZE one hundred to New York. They said, Elvis Duran
moving from the scrapple to the big Apple. I'm like, no,
I'm not doing that.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
I'm like, what a scrapple.

Speaker 4 (05:50):
Scrapple is just chopped up everything from the pig man.
It's okay, it's everything.

Speaker 7 (05:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (05:57):
Yeah. And in Fort Myers they say they have something
called the peanut egg. It's a hard boiled egg that's
marinated in boiled peanut water. Okay, anyway, Hey, Brody, how's
your day going.

Speaker 8 (06:11):
Yeah, it's going well.

Speaker 9 (06:12):
The morning's doing the move very well.

Speaker 7 (06:15):
I got to talk about.

Speaker 10 (06:16):
The uh you know, the mafia on the radio, and uh,
what could I ask for?

Speaker 4 (06:21):
All Right, there you go, and your day is done.
What a busy day at the office you had. All Right,
We love you, Brody. We'll check back with you in
a little bit. Okay, I love you too. Hey, hey, Gandhi,
you used to live in Ohio? What were those candies
that every time I've gone to Ohio they always give
me a box of these things there buck eye.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
Oh guys, yeah, buckeye. So by nature, a buckeye is
actually a poisonous, not that you can't really eat.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
But if you see a.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Candy buckeye, get it because it's lovely chocolate, just filled
with peanut butter, and they're beautiful and they taste it.

Speaker 4 (06:50):
Didn you go to Wisconsin? You have cheese curds in Wisconsin?
And uh, well, who's on the line twenty four? What Bernard?
Hey Bernard? How are you doing?

Speaker 11 (07:06):
Hey?

Speaker 12 (07:06):
How you doing?

Speaker 7 (07:06):
I'm all right?

Speaker 3 (07:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (07:08):
Where are you from? And what from your area? Can
can you explain to us that we know nothing about from.

Speaker 8 (07:14):
Virginia and this in the seven five seven area? It's
pork smith Norfolk.

Speaker 13 (07:19):
Oh that we have deep fried blue crabs.

Speaker 4 (07:23):
Everybody else's seeing them, but we deep fry them in
the batter and god that sounds awesome.

Speaker 8 (07:31):
Yeah, you can go twenty miles of the row you
can't find it. But it's only in this seven five
seven area.

Speaker 4 (07:37):
Oh Man, deep fried blue crab. Yeah, I want some
right now, yum from my tom tongue.

Speaker 8 (07:43):
It's all about the batter, though. You have to eat
the whole, all of the batter. Then you get to
the crab.

Speaker 4 (07:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (07:49):
Yeah, it's not good.

Speaker 4 (07:51):
Yeah, I meant it. I meant it. Thanks for sharing that.
If I'm ever there, I'm coming over, Bernard. Thanks for
listening to us. I appreciate it. Take it easy. Yeah,
you know, so you have to explain. You have to
explain to people what these things are in your area,
action park or something you eat. But I don't know,
but scrapple. Try some scrapple. I suggest everyone you have

(08:12):
to mail order. If you're not from Pennsylvania, do it.
Being from Texas, we had fried pies. If you guys
ever had fried pie.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
Oh no, that sounds good.

Speaker 4 (08:23):
Oh god, it's so good. There was a little cafe
down the street from where I lived, and they did
these fresh apricot fried pies. They'd fly up the apricot
in the pies, and remember the McDonald's fried pies. You know,
I don't kind of like that. And my mother would
bring me an apricot pie home from lunch in a
paper bag. And by the time it got back to

(08:45):
the house, it would fall out the bottom of the
bag because there's so much grease to cintegrate the bag.
I love that memories anyway.

Speaker 12 (08:55):
Pie.

Speaker 4 (08:56):
I love moon pies.

Speaker 14 (08:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
My friends in Nashville always send me some moon pies
every now and then. They're so good.

Speaker 4 (09:02):
Oh my gosh, froggy moon pies, he said, the moon pies.

Speaker 3 (09:05):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (09:06):
Absolutely. From the South, we always had moon pies. You
go to the store and you get a Lance moon
pie and a coke. Yeah, let's see, we get a
Lance moonpie and an RC cola. I don't know if
you ever heard rc cola. That's the thing in the past.
I think, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (09:20):
Anyway, moving on, there's also the sweet Corn Serenade Festival
in beautiful Oscaloosa, Iowa. Boiled Peanuts in South Carolina. Yep.
You know you have your own thing in your town,
so you know, don't take it. Don't take it for granted,
even if it is a water park that could possibly
kill you.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
Follow Elvis Terran Show, New York.

Speaker 11 (09:54):
This is Elvis Duran and this one morning show horsecopes.

Speaker 4 (09:59):
Let's do the right now. Who are you doing them
with today? Producer Sam, I'm.

Speaker 1 (10:02):
Gonna do them with Scottie Bees.

Speaker 4 (10:03):
Let's go.

Speaker 15 (10:04):
Okay, if it's your birthday today, you share it with
Tiger Woods, Lebron James, and Tyrese Gibson. Capricorn, what really,
what I do?

Speaker 1 (10:13):
He didn't do anything?

Speaker 4 (10:14):
Okay, we're so excited about Tyrese Gibson.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
People just refer to him as Tyrese anymore.

Speaker 4 (10:19):
But yeah, sorry, I don't know. I'm just reading it.

Speaker 15 (10:22):
Capricorn, a random idea could turn into a full blown adventure.
Go ahead, say yes to something out of the ordinary.
Your day is a nine Aquarius.

Speaker 16 (10:30):
Something or someone from out of nowhere might shake up
your plans and it'll fit perfectly.

Speaker 4 (10:34):
Your day's a seven.

Speaker 15 (10:35):
I sees your creative juices are flowing. Try something bold
or silly and watch a little surprise unfold.

Speaker 16 (10:41):
Your day's of nine, Hey, Ari's today your energy pulls
people in like a magnet. Something spontaneous might happen, and
it's exactly what you need.

Speaker 4 (10:48):
Your day's an eight Taurus.

Speaker 15 (10:49):
Let go of a tiny worry. It might unlock a
chain of fun or unexpected good news.

Speaker 16 (10:54):
Your days of six, Hey Gemini, your wit and charm
will turn an ordinary moment into pure magic, so don't
hold back.

Speaker 2 (11:00):
Your day's a nine cancer.

Speaker 15 (11:02):
A quiet moment leads to ideas you can't wait to try.
Something small will feel hugely satisfying. Your days of seven.

Speaker 16 (11:09):
Hey Leo, today expect someone to notice and then mirror
your energy.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
It's a compliment your days an eight Virgo.

Speaker 15 (11:15):
A surprise message or invitation pushes you out of routine,
and it's the twist you needed.

Speaker 4 (11:20):
Your day's of ten.

Speaker 16 (11:21):
Hey, Libra, Chaos might be swirling around you, but it
could actually lead to something positive if you stay tethered.

Speaker 4 (11:27):
Your day's a six Scorpio.

Speaker 15 (11:28):
If something mysterious is making your heart race, don't hesitate,
explore it. Your day is an eight.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
And finally, Sagittarius. Today demands patience, but it's a skill set.

Speaker 16 (11:38):
You kind of got to work on it anyway. Your
day's of five and those are you Tuesday morning Horsecopes.

Speaker 4 (11:43):
What's your favorite hostess? Smack cake? I'm a ding dong boy.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
Oh is it dog hostess? No?

Speaker 4 (11:51):
No, you know what do is hostess up here in
the Northeast Because hostess is where I grew up in
the South and we had hostess. Yeah, there are yes. Okay,
So you have ding Dongs and devil dogs? Is it
the same thing?

Speaker 9 (12:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (12:03):
Isn't the devil Scotty knows?

Speaker 4 (12:05):
Is this devil dog a hostess Drake's cake cakes? Didn't
they go to business at one time?

Speaker 13 (12:11):
Or so?

Speaker 4 (12:11):
And they both did and they came back.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
Oh, I like the yellow cupcake. Then the hostess cupcake
with the yellow on top.

Speaker 4 (12:17):
Oh, there's more cakes than ever before. Now, there's so
many of them. Scotty's so excited talk about it.

Speaker 15 (12:22):
There's cupcakes stuffed with all kinds of things, and twinkies
with all different flavors that you've never even heard of before.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
I can hear a new podcast.

Speaker 15 (12:29):
Yeah right, my favorite the chocolate covered twinkie or the
chocol dial Okay, yeah, what about.

Speaker 4 (12:36):
Is Little Debbie still around? Uh huh? They just have
a new cereal out. I love Little Debbie. She always
wore that dumble little cowboy hat. Yeah, look at her,
there he is or whatever? Yeah, little Debbie Swiss rolls.
Those are my favorites.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
Do you know what Little Debbie reminds me of? So
my when my grandma was still alive, she would have
Little Debbie packages for I can't even tell you how
long they were so stale in her house, and she
would when guests would come over, she would be like,
would you like a brownie? I think you like break
your teeth on the brownie with a little Debbie brownie.

Speaker 4 (13:08):
She had forever for a little Debbie. What Nate, Isn't
this Swiss role just a ho ho? I think it's
the same thing, isn't it. It's just a brand name.
Hoh yeah, yeah, well no, so it's the same thing though.
It's like chocolate cake rolled around some creamy stuff that's
gonna kill you. Then it's coated in chocolate yodel as well.
Same thing.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
And why do they call it a ho ho?

Speaker 4 (13:31):
I don't know. I think that's before. No, I think
that's before people thought of a hoe is a different
Oh really I do believe.

Speaker 17 (13:38):
Yeah, keep in mind, I'm learning so much here. The
word gay used to just mean happy. Now it just
means sad, sad. I'm a sad old gay. I once
went on a hostess pudding pie bender. When I was
in elementary school.

Speaker 7 (13:54):
They used to have these chocolate pudding filled pies which
are probably like you're a month's worth of calories and
fat all together.

Speaker 4 (14:00):
Oh my god, it was so good. I hate it
for like two weeks straight. Sery.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
Apparently there was a nutty ho Ho too. I had
no idea, not conversion of a ho Ho I was.

Speaker 4 (14:14):
I would love a nice nutty ho Ho.

Speaker 15 (14:16):
Hostess used to have because Ring Dings is Drakes and
Hosted had one called King Dongs and they had to
change at the king Don because it was just too suggestive.
I think when was when was there a King Dong
in the eighties? Yeah, yeah, I wonder if the ho
Ho hooked up with King Dong magician.

Speaker 2 (14:34):
Maybe that's how the ho Ho got her name from
King Dong. Yeah, too many king Dong.

Speaker 4 (14:41):
I hate that word dong. You know, Froggy and I
have this discussion all the time, the word dong. Why
don't you you why don't.

Speaker 7 (14:48):
You like it?

Speaker 4 (14:49):
Because it's a dong. It's like an automatopoia. It's a dong.
It's like, hey, it's a nice dog.

Speaker 2 (14:55):
But what do you visualize? See I visualized it slapping
someone in the face is what I usualize. When you
say you.

Speaker 4 (15:03):
Remember when Gandhi was getting that massage and that guy
kept dogging her on purpose.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
He did it on purpose. I just kept feeling this.

Speaker 4 (15:16):
To me, I heard hate the word drunk. To me,
the word dong is a continuation after the word ding.
You know what I'm saying, dog is the second half
of ding dolly. Are we even on our microphones turned on?
I mean we actually spewing this weird conversation out to
millions of people, and they pay us for it.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
And now all I want to do is hear from
a massage therapist. Do you know when you're donging your
patient or your client and then you right on the
side of their head.

Speaker 4 (15:47):
They have to know, all right, So we have several
things open call us now if you want to talk
about uh, snack cakes or if you're a if you
give massages and you dong people. This is our topic today.
What name? Taking it a step further? Ding dong dinger.

Speaker 6 (16:07):
Is slang for a penis, which I didn't realize was
a regional thing until Gandhi's boyfriend also called it a dinger.

Speaker 4 (16:15):
Yes, yeah, my dad used to call it a dinger.
If if my dad called it a dinger, I would
never call it a dinger because you never ever want
to think about your dad when you're talking about a penis.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
It's like, no, it should never be called a dinger.

Speaker 4 (16:25):
A dinger's a dumb name.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
It just sounds like something like a little bee would
get you with, like a stinger or a dinger, like
you know, well.

Speaker 2 (16:31):
Maybe it is a little bee.

Speaker 4 (16:33):
Why don't we come up with a better name for
the male anatomy. Yeah, we should, like a whole new,
fresh start.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
Like what would you like it to be?

Speaker 4 (16:39):
Because I don't know, I said, we should come up
with it. That's my point. I don't have one. I
think we should. We should go back to the drawing
board and come up with a more creative and more
suitable name. Something nothing, nothing insulting, like dinger or dong.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
How about humongous? Would you like that name?

Speaker 4 (16:55):
Or wang? I don't call it a wang.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
We should just make it a always like a yeah.

Speaker 7 (17:02):
I made the other day he said boop, And that
now I think of a whole action because of the
word boo oh.

Speaker 4 (17:08):
That's when you had your your prostate tested. So I don't.

Speaker 15 (17:13):
Know, let's think about it. What do you call the
thing on the bottom of the clock that goes back
and forth?

Speaker 4 (17:19):
Call it that? What is the like a grandfather closet.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
The pendulum.

Speaker 4 (17:24):
Yeah, pendulum. I don't know what about is very appropriate?

Speaker 2 (17:32):
Okay, of course you do.

Speaker 4 (17:34):
You don't put in a long I hate that that term.
I don't like any of that.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
That's a long, skinny one.

Speaker 4 (17:42):
Johnson, Well, yeah, that's a that's a vaccine.

Speaker 2 (17:47):
Yeah, all right, right, move on.

Speaker 4 (17:51):
I don't like where this is going. I was I
was trying to come up with a nice, a nice
uh project for us, and you guys just want to
be funny. If you think it's funny, I'm being serious.
We move on. It's being serious when they say come
up with an we could change. We could end up

(18:12):
in the dictionary eventually, you know what I'm saying. We
could have a new name that we we coin and
we can take credit for it. We won't get paid
for it. But isn't nice to know that? Yeah, my
friends and I came up with a new term for
the penis.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
Guys. I had no idea until I watched the horrifically
sad documentary Blackfish that a dork is actually a whales Wiener?

Speaker 2 (18:37):
Is it scary?

Speaker 4 (18:40):
Did you know you're a whales Wiener?

Speaker 11 (18:44):
All Morning Show, Come on, Get up, Wake Up with
Elvis Duran and the One morning show.

Speaker 4 (19:00):
Elst So you know, Froggy brought up an interesting question
because I know you do your golf podcast and you
were interviewing someone. I was interviewing a PGA tour players
names Taylor Gooch, Okay, and the question was I asked.

Speaker 5 (19:16):
Him how old were you when you thought to yourself,
you know what, I could play golf professionally for a living.
And he said he was eleven years old. I'm like,
at eleven years old, you knew that you were good enough.
And he said that he had played somebody else who
was a professional, and he thought, I don't hit it
as far as this guy does, but I'm as good

(19:36):
as he is.

Speaker 4 (19:37):
And he was right. He went on to college and
now plays professional at even and eleven years old. That's crazy.
But I was eleven years old when I knew I
wanted to do this for a living. I knew, And
so it makes you wonder if you want to take
it way way way out there. It makes you wonder
if maybe in a previous life you had done this.

(19:58):
And so at a eleven, which you know, most kids
aren't really forming much of an opinion by eleven or
somewhat of an opinion, and eleven you know exactly what
is you want to do. So let me go around
the room. It doesn't have to be eleven years old,
but think back. What was the first thought you can
remember the first thought of what you thought you wanted
to do with your life? And how old were you?

(20:19):
Gandhi for instance, We'll go to you.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
So the first time I really had to think about
it was a career day project in fourth grade, which
would have made me nine or ten ish around there,
and I chose work in radio, really real, really checked
in fourth grade.

Speaker 4 (20:33):
Yeah wowow, So how were you exposed to radio at
that age? I mean, where did you hear it? How
did you experience it?

Speaker 1 (20:39):
I was never allowed to watch TV when I was younger.
I really wasn't allowed to watch TV until I was
probably fifteen years old, So I listened to the radio
all the time, and that's where I got any type
of reference about pop culture. That's where I listened to music.
That was what I used to relate to my friends
and be able to talk to them about things at
school because I wasn't watching the same stuff that they
did and I didn't want to be left in the dust,
but there was no limit on radio or music. So

(21:01):
that's what I took in all the time.

Speaker 4 (21:03):
Wow, all right, what about you, Danielle?

Speaker 2 (21:05):
So grammar school, I performed in the Talent Show and
I did Michael Jackson's Thriller and I had on the
red jacket and the white glove and I was like
doing it. And that's when I realized I wanted to
perform on Broadway or at Disney World, or that was
what I was going to do with my life.

Speaker 4 (21:23):
And you know what you sort of you sort of
did for a while. You did a lot of school
plays and things like that.

Speaker 18 (21:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:29):
Yeah, I did a lot of theater, a lot of
musical stuff.

Speaker 4 (21:32):
Yeah. What was that show you were in that your
mom was totally embarrassed.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
Oh my gosh. When I did Hansel and Gretel. But
it was a very avant garde theater version, and I rode,
I was the witch, and I wrote a vacuum cleaner
instead of a broom. Yeah she was yes.

Speaker 4 (21:46):
Okay, so you didn't so you didn't land on a
full time Broadway profession, but you know, not too late, No,
not at all. What about you? A straight and eight?

Speaker 6 (21:58):
Oh god, I remember I wanted to be a police
officer back when I was like four because I loved
chips much like Scottie b So I wanted to have
those type pants and ride a motorcycle.

Speaker 4 (22:09):
It had nothing to it had nothing to do with
keeping people saying the type pants and the motorcycle.

Speaker 6 (22:15):
And then I wanted to be a doctor after all
my medical stuff. And then it wasn't until I was
in senior year of high school that I wanted to
do radio.

Speaker 4 (22:22):
Wow, but your early life professional thoughts were about people
who wear uniforms doctors and you should have been in
the village, people whoa Okay, I don't know, maybe I
don't know, just thinking what about you? Scary? You know?

Speaker 7 (22:40):
When I was five years old, my uncle brought me
walkie talkies, so I always it was into the communication thing,
and I was fascinated by it. And then when Z
one hundred was invented when I was nine years old,
I started calling in every single day to try and
get on the radio. I tried to win all the contests,
and that was stayed with me. I knew by as
early he is nine years old that I wanted to

(23:02):
specifically work in radio.

Speaker 4 (23:03):
Right and here Okay, well there you are, and what
about you, Froggy. You brought this to us.

Speaker 5 (23:08):
I wanted to be a veterinarian, is the first thing
I remember being because I loved dogs so much. I
wanted to I wanted to help animals, and so that's
what I wanted to do. And then I realized so
long you had to go to school. And then I
realized that it meant that you were going to see
like blood and things like that, and you were gonna
have to have hurt animals.

Speaker 4 (23:24):
I'm like, I can't do that. I just want to
love on dogs. So that didn't work. Well, there you
have it. So either you are doing the thing you
were thinking about doing at eight, nine, ten years old,
or maybe you're not. It doesn't matter either way, you
chose a path. I love the text coming through. I
wanted to be a tornado chaser because of the movie Twister,
and my mom started crying. I was eight years old.

(23:45):
I was four or five when I knew I wanted
to be a doctor. I wanted to deliver babies. Twenty
four years later, here I am an obgyn.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (23:53):
By the time I was eight, I wanted to be
a truck driver and That's what I'm doing. I make
really good money doing it. I'm loving it. Second grade,
I wanted to be a psychiatrist. Oh, we need more
of you. My son was eleven when he knew he
wanted to go to the Culinary Institute of America and
become a chef. Wow, like, look back, like, what did
you want to do? I wanted to be a ballerina.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
Yeah, my second choice was dolphin trainer. It's not too
late for that, I think right now.

Speaker 4 (24:18):
I like this. I wanted to be a backup dancer
for Janet Jackson. I'm now in civil engineering. Okay, Crystal
online one, let's see calling in from Toronto, Ohio. Hey Crystal, Hi,
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
I love you guys.

Speaker 4 (24:34):
Well, thank you as we love you. And I know
that you, as a little girl had fantasies about what
did you what you wanted to do when you grew up?
What was it?

Speaker 19 (24:44):
I wanted to see a nurse?

Speaker 4 (24:47):
Now? Why why did you think at eleven a nurses
career was for you?

Speaker 19 (24:52):
I'm honestly not one hundred percent sure. I know, like
I used to get in trouble for like in school,
for like helping other people, even with just like their
homework and stuff. So I think at a young age,
I just wanted to help anybody I could in any
way I could. And then it struck like a conversation
with my friends and they were all talking about what
they wanted to do, and I was like, I think

(25:12):
I'm going to be a nurse, Like that's what I
want to do.

Speaker 4 (25:15):
I real people, maybe at eleven years old, you gave
a little billy from down the street a little exam.
We don't have to get into that. That's fine, and
so tell everyone what now, what you're doing now, Crystal.

Speaker 19 (25:28):
I currently work as an LPN and I am going
back to school to become an RND to complete my
dream of being a nurse, to be able to have
more opportunities to help more people. And I'm super excited
about it.

Speaker 4 (25:43):
It's so so interesting, right, I mean when people have
when kids have these these dreams to do this, when
they grow up and they stick to it and they
do it. I find that fascinating. I just it's interesting
how you something when you're a kid leaves a deep
footprint on your heart in your mind, this is what
I want to do. You don't really know what it
means at that time, but before you know it, maybe

(26:05):
you're doing it. I love it. Hey, Look, it is
never it's never too late in life to tap into
what your dreams are all about. What it is that
you want to do or experience or eat or visit,
you know whatever. So don't forget about your dreams and
make sure you make sure you try to match them
as best you can. Thank you for listening to us, Crystal,
you have a great day.

Speaker 19 (26:26):
Okay, thank you you too.

Speaker 20 (26:28):
Hello lady, Hello, he.

Speaker 10 (26:31):
Wherever you wake up, and we're not judging you do
it with Elvis and the C one hundred Morning.

Speaker 11 (26:36):
Show on the C one hundred channel with our free iHeartRadio.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
Hell well, I like Danielle because she's the crazy loud
mom just like me.

Speaker 4 (26:51):
One hundred Morning Show. You know, even though Alex and
I have toyed around with the thought of maybe thinking
about commencing to talking about having a child nowhere near right, okay,
everything we decided it's just not fair for a child
or us and so not going to happen. But I
was watching a show last night about parenting and and

(27:14):
Danielle you can speak to this in Froggy you as
well I hate to say this. I know kids are kids,
they do kids things. They you know, they get into
trouble and they embarrass you at the grocery store or whatever.
But there is a thin line between being a kid
and doing kid things and being an a whole. Yes, okay,

(27:35):
so correct me if I'm wrong. Is it is it
wrong to say there are some kids that are just
a holes? Do they don't want to offend any parents?

Speaker 1 (27:46):
Well, they know their kids are a holes, even if
they act like they don't. I think they know.

Speaker 4 (27:50):
So I did some searching around. Melinda Moyer is a
mother and a blogger. She wrote a book called How
to Raise Kids Who Aren't A Holes. So, I mean
it's okay to admit kids can be jerks. They can.
You can't always write it off to them just being kids, right, Danielle.

Speaker 10 (28:07):
Right?

Speaker 2 (28:07):
I mean there are times where you know, it's like, really,
you got to be kidding me. Use your brain, you
know what I mean? Like, come on? But yeah, I
mean I've seen situations where I've had to say things
to kids and I've said, dude, if you do that again,
you're gonna have problems. You don't do that to my
kid or whatever. They're just nasty. And I'll go up
to the parent and I'll say something like, dude, you

(28:28):
need to control your kid. Can't do that, starts at home. Whatever.

Speaker 4 (28:34):
But I'm assuming that all parents don't take your advice lightly.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
No, some people think a lot of people go, it
couldn't be my child, you know what I mean, Like,
come on now, it could be everybody's child. Everyone's kid
every now and then does some stupid thing.

Speaker 4 (28:51):
When I was a kid, I was a major a hole.
I still am.

Speaker 2 (28:55):
My mom used to bite people, my mom. My mom
said that there.

Speaker 4 (28:59):
Was how long ago was its like a week?

Speaker 2 (29:00):
You know, when she was a kid. That one time,
my grandpa actually had the kid that she bit bite
her back and she never bid anybody again. But he
was like, this is the only thing that's going to work.
And he made the kid bite her back.

Speaker 4 (29:13):
Oh, I'm playing the scenario out of my head. Roseanne. Yep, no, no,
what your mom's name, Roseanne? Roseanne? Did you bite her?

Speaker 6 (29:22):
Hey, you come here, bite my kid?

Speaker 4 (29:27):
But gnaw her arm off? She never like you're a
dog like gnawing a tick out of its tail.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
Go it worked. I never bit another kid again.

Speaker 5 (29:38):
I didn't have the not my child parents. My parents
knew I was an a hole. So if I got
in trouble and somebody told my parents what I did,
my parents never questioned it.

Speaker 4 (29:47):
They didn't.

Speaker 5 (29:47):
They just instantly jumped my ass like I never one
time got the benefit of the doubt that maybe they
were exaggerating, or maybe somebody else made me do it,
or whatever else. My parents were instantly what'd you do
that for? And I'm like, well, let me tell you
what happened. It doesn't matter what happened me.

Speaker 4 (30:03):
My parents, they weren't that strict on me, but when
I was in a whole form, they pulled me right back.
Just got a text. I'm a sixth grade teacher. I
can tell you ninety nine percent of kids who are
a holes they are because their parents are a holes.
But Nate says he was perfect.

Speaker 8 (30:18):
I was.

Speaker 4 (30:20):
Ask your mom. If he asked your mom today if
you were an a whole, she would say you were.
I was the perfect child.

Speaker 6 (30:26):
I was always nice, polite, quiet, would hold the door open.

Speaker 4 (30:31):
I was the perfect well child. As far as being
an ahole, you're a lady Bloomer because.

Speaker 2 (30:35):
You're doing it, yeah that way, then you have the
kids who are a holes at home, but in public
they put on their best face. And then when a
teacher tells you that they're so good, you go, are
you talking about my child?

Speaker 21 (30:47):
You're shocked?

Speaker 4 (30:48):
Shocked. Growing up in an Indian household with lots of
brothers and sisters, I know your parents were very strict, right,
they were pretty strict. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
My parents used to just randomly show up at goal
to make sure that the teachers didn't have any complaints
because they knew that I was an ahole. So my
dad would randomly just be like, hello, I'm here, would
you do I'm like, oh, so what.

Speaker 4 (31:08):
They were actually betting against you? They would actually show
up knowing full well little Meta is being a little ahle.

Speaker 1 (31:15):
Oh yes, without a doubt they knew.

Speaker 2 (31:17):
Yeah. My sister used to work in a neighborhood where
if one of the kids was acting up, the grandmother
one of this kid would come in and just take
her belt off and the kid would know, I need
to I need to yeah, and that was it. My
sister was like, you would you wouldn't believe what I saw?

Speaker 4 (31:36):
Okay? Good, So I don't feel so guilty calling some
kids a bunch of a hole. Oh way, uh yea scary.

Speaker 7 (31:42):
What apple doesn't fall too far from the tree. So
my parents were role model kids, and they spawned the
perfect child, and that.

Speaker 1 (31:49):
I hate you.

Speaker 4 (31:49):
Where is the perfect child? I was so good, guys,
I really was well, so well behaved. We are very
very strong at some points and not in others. Mary
on line three, Mary waiting, everybody, Mary, you wait, hold
on a second, Tell tell us the story you told
straighten a.

Speaker 14 (32:07):
So a family member of mine's child was out of
preschool and there was a biting issue and they got
called in and literally was given a rap sheet of
the dieting behavior of every child in the class five minutes.
So it would be like eight ten Patty bit John,
eight fifteen John b Michelle, and then like nine ten

(32:28):
Michelle bit John. But John stuck his finger in her face.

Speaker 12 (32:31):
It was just hysterical to love.

Speaker 4 (32:34):
I would love. This sounds like a script. This sounds
like a script for a great play. I wish I could.
I wish i'd get their moment by moment note the
rap sheet and we just play it out here. I'll
put my finger in Gandhi's face and I'm not touching you.
I'm not touching.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
You, hear is like a holes.

Speaker 4 (32:57):
All right, Well, there you go. Preschoolers a bunch of
a holes.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
I love that there is a preschooler named Patty. I
feel like I don't meet little babies named Patty anymore.
That was exciting her little, telling Mary, what are you
doing today?

Speaker 14 (33:08):
I'm on my way into work. I'm a labor and
delivery nurse.

Speaker 2 (33:11):
Oh gosh, So you bring the holes into the world.

Speaker 4 (33:16):
As soon as they come out, they out slap them
on the back so they can breathe and say, don't
be in a home now.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
Yeah, stop it, all.

Speaker 4 (33:23):
Right, thanks for listening, Mary, Mark is online five. Mark
was one of those slides. Mark. I had many friends
like you, the ones that were always guilty until proven innocent.
Like everyone, you got blamed for everything.

Speaker 8 (33:35):
Right, oh absolutely, especially having a younger sister. I was
always in the wrong.

Speaker 4 (33:40):
Yeah. I mean she was a perfect one, and you
were a little brat according to your parents.

Speaker 8 (33:47):
I was usually I just didn't usually didn't get caught.
But the instances where I did, I was always there
was no question to ask.

Speaker 4 (33:53):
It, like give us an example, like what did your
sister get away with? What did you get away with? No, No,
your sister get away with and you.

Speaker 8 (34:00):
Got blamed for anytime the school called it was I
was always in the wrong.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
Oh, it was opposite in my household. You guys have
met my sister. She's like the angel child. So she
knew that I was the bad kid, and she would
blame me for things, and I would take the blame
for her. So she always remained the perfect child, and
I always got in trouble for her craft, Priya, that's
the way it works.

Speaker 4 (34:21):
That's why my brothers were out of the house. Mark
and uh so if anything happened, I got blamed for everything,
and I got away with everything. That's great. The only
child though. All right, Mark, I have a great day.

Speaker 18 (34:32):
Man.

Speaker 4 (34:32):
Thanks for listening to us today.

Speaker 8 (34:33):
Yeah, thank you, guys. I appreciate it and everything you
guys do. Listen to you guys every day.

Speaker 4 (34:37):
Let's go. I appreciate it. Scroll out of bed.

Speaker 10 (34:43):
What's your favorite morning show at Elvis Duran show on
all Socials.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
They're like my second family.

Speaker 4 (34:51):
Yeah, I know them all the morning show. So excited
we're about to do the animal sound test.

Speaker 7 (34:57):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (34:58):
It was dreamed up by Gandhi and named by Danielle Oh.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
The Animal Sound Test, so simple.

Speaker 4 (35:05):
So, uh, we're gonna play for Heather is on line eleven.
Let's go talk to Heather, a dental assistant from Canon Connecticut.
How you doing, Heather?

Speaker 11 (35:15):
Hi?

Speaker 12 (35:15):
Oh my god, Hi everybody.

Speaker 4 (35:17):
Welcome to the show. All right, well, look, thank you
for taking time out. You're gonna win some big money. Uh.
You're actually playing the Animal Sound Test with guys who
know animal sounds, or they should. My husband Alex and
of course we have reptile Matt on the line. They
are best friends between the two of them. They've had
they have forty six years working with animals at the

(35:38):
zoos they've they've worked in. Of course, they now work
at Staten Island Zoo. So you're in good hands. Looked, hope, Wait,
ript you ready to go?

Speaker 8 (35:46):
Ready to go?

Speaker 4 (35:47):
All right, giggy you, giggity you, let's go. All right.
So here's what's gonna happen. Welcome to the Animal Sound Test. Yeah,
the jungle music. So even though they have between the
forty six years of animal experience, we'll see. You know,
it's one thing to look at an animal and recognize

(36:09):
what sounds it makes, but when you just hear the
sound we don't know. So for everyone they get correct,
you get ten dollars. You can win big money, big money,
yeah money. Alex supposed to know what he gets?

Speaker 22 (36:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (36:20):
Where do I win? Yeah? What do what do Magic?
Matt and Alex get? We have anything for them. We'll
send you a delongy toaster, honor. All right, here we go.
Listen closely. This is animal sound number one. All right,

(36:42):
sounds like my stomach. Yeah, I'm gonna give that one
to reptall Matt, what is that?

Speaker 23 (36:47):
Reptal mat I do believe I know that one, because
I do think I have.

Speaker 8 (36:52):
Worked with those guys for quite a few years.

Speaker 23 (36:55):
I would get that that is an alligator.

Speaker 4 (36:57):
That is correct.

Speaker 23 (37:00):
On that big money, big money, the only one I'll
get correct.

Speaker 4 (37:03):
So I don't know that.

Speaker 3 (37:06):
I don't.

Speaker 4 (37:06):
All right, let's go to animal sound number two.

Speaker 22 (37:09):
All right, it sounds familiar. Yeah, it does sound familiar.
Can I hear that one more time? Don't let that

(37:41):
cute sound fool you. There's a little clue in the
very beginning. Play it, well, just play the very beginning.

Speaker 4 (37:48):
You'll hear it. Play it right there, you were making noise.
I know I'm trying to play it again, but don't
make noise. All right, done? Do you have any idea?

Speaker 22 (38:08):
I'm thinking hip. I was gonna say a hippo. But yeah,
I was thinking.

Speaker 1 (38:15):
You're not far off.

Speaker 4 (38:16):
But what I don't know?

Speaker 23 (38:18):
I think because I'm going on what Elvis said, don't
let that fool you. So I'm thinking it's a it's
probably a large animal.

Speaker 4 (38:26):
I just had a large mammal. Yeah, exactly. Hm, time's
almost tell them what that was.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
Those were baby rhinos.

Speaker 4 (38:41):
So the hippo, you said hippo, which is sort of
I'm not really all right, all right, let's move on
to uh so, you've got ten dollars so far, Heather,
happy days are here again? All right, here's animal sound.
Here's animal sound number three. Oh I know that.

Speaker 5 (38:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 20 (38:59):
I was gonna say.

Speaker 4 (39:00):
It's got to be a goat. Yeah, that's when I
first thought.

Speaker 22 (39:08):
Who was working in the children's center at the Statland too,
so and you a child?

Speaker 4 (39:15):
You got two so far? Let's give you animal sound
number four? Mm hmm.

Speaker 22 (39:26):
Right away. I'm thinking of bird. But can I hear
that again?

Speaker 23 (39:35):
I think I do know this one because we had
them at the Birmingham Zoo when I was working at
the Birmingham Zoo. I'm going to pick a guest, but
play that again.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
Okay, what is it?

Speaker 8 (39:50):
I'm going to get the koala.

Speaker 4 (39:52):
That's correct. Wow, man, look at that. Hey, you're doing
a good job for you. All right. Here is animal
sound number five. Are you sure? Yeah? A little kid

(40:15):
played again? Hmmm, what do you think it is?

Speaker 23 (40:20):
WHOA get the baby rhino?

Speaker 8 (40:26):
No?

Speaker 4 (40:27):
Do you have a guess? Can I hear it one
more time? Yeah? Name that animal. I'm stumped with that one.
Yeah you too?

Speaker 12 (40:41):
Right now?

Speaker 4 (40:41):
That is a baby seal played again. This is the
baby seal right here? All right, let's move on to
the next one, so you do really well. Here is
animal sound number six. I've heard this before, you have.

Speaker 22 (41:03):
Because we have them at the zoo and uh every
year give birth they porcupines.

Speaker 4 (41:13):
Play it against. This is a porcupine. Yep.

Speaker 22 (41:20):
We used to have one and I used to pet
her nose and she used to make those sounds.

Speaker 4 (41:24):
Wow, that is so cool. All right. Here is animal
sound number seven.

Speaker 8 (41:35):
You know that one too, Alex, we know that one.

Speaker 4 (41:39):
I hear a bird Oh no, no, that's my phone playing.
I mean I'm hearing bird noises. Okay, something we have
right now, you know that we know this one.

Speaker 8 (41:53):
We have these at THEO too.

Speaker 11 (41:55):
What is it?

Speaker 4 (41:55):
Do they roll up into a ball? Met Yes, they do,
nine banded, six banded.

Speaker 23 (42:03):
Yeah, it's an armadillo.

Speaker 2 (42:04):
But job, they're awesome.

Speaker 4 (42:10):
Heather, are you still there? There was the animal World, Heather.
They've won you fifty dollars so far. Let's keep going.
Here is animal sound number eight. Definitely a large mammal. Yes,

(42:32):
sounds like a ghost.

Speaker 22 (42:33):
Definitely a large mammaleh rumble into the stomach.

Speaker 4 (42:38):
Any idea? Play it again in the elk core. What
are you thinking, Matda, I'm thinking like an elkoreh.

Speaker 23 (42:55):
Elk or a moose something like that.

Speaker 4 (42:57):
It's wow. So now you have six correct? Is that right? Yeah?
I think so? Anyway, Here is animal sound number nine. Hmmm.

Speaker 22 (43:17):
See I would think like a small rodent or I
don't know, you should know this, maybe.

Speaker 20 (43:25):
Calling reptile that yeah, yes, that's the type of frog.

Speaker 4 (43:30):
Right, it's a desert rain frog playing against Gary. That's
so cool. Yeah, oh my god. Okay, here is what
did they step on? Animal? Here's animal sound number ten.

Speaker 24 (43:51):
Sounds like a baby one more time, sounds like a
like a bird kitten or a cat or a felon
or something.

Speaker 4 (44:10):
Is there a baby cat or something? She should get
that it's in the cat family. Yeah. Have I seen
one of these before? Yes, in a way, it could
be any cat, because they've all soundedlike matt any clue.

Speaker 23 (44:28):
Did we see those in Africa?

Speaker 4 (44:29):
Yes? I think we did. It ran by very quickly
up Cheetah. I kind of gave that away a little bit.
But all cats are fast, all right, that is it, Cheata.
Are you still with us, Heather?

Speaker 19 (44:44):
Yes, I am.

Speaker 4 (44:45):
You're up to eighty dollars. These guys are doing really well.
All right. Here is animal sound number eleven. Uh look
look at this. I got goosebumps just here.

Speaker 22 (44:57):
And that that has to be a red fox because
that's what I love. And I raised three red foxes
at the Statlands. Red fox red foxes, red foxes, they
have over twenty different vocal sounds. And sometimes people will
think it's a crying child or a screaming lady and

(45:19):
stuff like that.

Speaker 4 (45:20):
But that's and you know what's said, because he Alex
raised many red foxes from when they were born, and
they they've all they're all gone now. I remember lady
was the last week to pass away. Yeah, she was
the best anyway. All right, I'll tell you what. Here's
a here's an animal you didn't raise. This is animal

(45:41):
sound number twelve.

Speaker 22 (45:47):
Oh I definitely heard that before, Matt.

Speaker 4 (45:51):
Yeah, yeah, I would.

Speaker 8 (45:54):
I definitely have a guess for that one.

Speaker 4 (45:55):
Okay, it is a whale. It's a blue whale. Wow, Heather,
you're still there right?

Speaker 21 (46:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 19 (46:03):
Yes I am.

Speaker 4 (46:04):
Are you getting bored?

Speaker 19 (46:06):
No, I'm impressed with everything that there's like figuring out.

Speaker 20 (46:10):
That is just awesome.

Speaker 4 (46:12):
Well, you know what, we have more animal sound. I
don't know how much time you have. We got tons
of money. We can go all day if you want.
What do you want to do?

Speaker 19 (46:18):
Let's do you if you want to keep going, but
that's up to that.

Speaker 4 (46:22):
Let's do let's do a speed round. We have to
answer immediately. Okay, okay, here's animal sound number thirteen. Go
name that animal? Go no clue?

Speaker 8 (46:36):
What seahorse?

Speaker 4 (46:41):
That's a flying squirrel, that's a sugar glider. Here is
animal sound number fourteen. What is that? Sounds like a
squeaky toy?

Speaker 22 (46:51):
I would say like an insect, some kind of insects.

Speaker 4 (46:56):
Play one more time, go, what is it ripped on
thatt What is it?

Speaker 23 (47:01):
Oh, that's a gosh, I have no idea.

Speaker 4 (47:03):
It's a caterpillar. Call count No? Oh can billers made noises?
All right? Here is animal so number fifteen? Quick, go
names that animal? Go watching the toiling? No, what is it?

Speaker 23 (47:20):
Person in the stall next to me?

Speaker 4 (47:22):
No, that's that's an elephant elephant seal. Here's number sixteen.

Speaker 22 (47:28):
You'll get this, Oh the devil, Yeah, Tasmanians a track.

Speaker 4 (47:37):
Here is animal soe number seventeen. Go what is that?

Speaker 11 (47:47):
God?

Speaker 4 (47:48):
Say? You moose again? But sort of? I don't know.
That's an elk. Here we go here, here's animal sound
number eighteen. Quick, what is that?

Speaker 2 (48:08):
My gosh?

Speaker 4 (48:09):
Well, actually I believe we had these at the State Island.
Joe met Well, what is it? Canadian?

Speaker 22 (48:16):
Lynx?

Speaker 4 (48:17):
It's a links.

Speaker 2 (48:20):
It sounded like Disney's Haunted Mansion.

Speaker 4 (48:22):
I know. We have one more to go. What is
this animal sound? Right here?

Speaker 12 (48:25):
From?

Speaker 4 (48:25):
Oh?

Speaker 18 (48:28):
I know this?

Speaker 4 (48:29):
Oh yeah, we've seen tons of these in Africa in
the water.

Speaker 25 (48:35):
What is it?

Speaker 4 (48:35):
Hippo? That's a hippy And there you go. You guys,
You guys did really well with the animal sound. Testy,
Alex and ripped all met. Hey Heather, you just won
one hundred and thirty dollars.

Speaker 1 (48:51):
Yeah, yeah, very impressive.

Speaker 2 (48:54):
Guys, Right, thank you so much.

Speaker 4 (48:57):
Do you want to hear Kuala's fighting? We have bonus
Sarah listen to and fighting sounds like that's fighting. I
am congratulations, thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 12 (49:13):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 21 (49:14):
I'm so excited.

Speaker 4 (49:15):
Yay, that was great.

Speaker 2 (49:17):
Up, very plushed, very that was great.

Speaker 22 (49:20):
Well, don't forget. You know, we've been to Costa Rica.
We've been all over traveling Africa numerous times. And and
Matt and I we wherever we go, we visit a zoo.

Speaker 4 (49:30):
So you know that's go support your local zoo. I
love you, Giggy, good going, Matt, Thank you you guys.

Speaker 23 (49:39):
Just good to hear from you.

Speaker 4 (49:40):
That was awesome. That was awesome job, Matt, tell you're smart.

Speaker 10 (49:43):
Advice to wake you up to see when entered on iHeartRadio.
Open and start your day in the nobout reaching for
your phone, don't answer the phone, Elvis durand Elvis Duran's
phone tapped.

Speaker 26 (50:02):
All right, Garren, all right, what do you have today? Well,
Christine wants to play a phone sap on her coworker Kiara. Now,
last week the ladies had their holiday party and Kiara
got super wasted and blacked out.

Speaker 4 (50:13):
Excellent.

Speaker 26 (50:13):
So Christine's like, let's phoneesap her right now. So I
start the call to Kiara the morning after the party.

Speaker 4 (50:19):
You know there's more than just a hangover to pay
when you get all messed up. Oh yeah, sometimes people
make up stories in phone tap you. Let's see what happens.

Speaker 13 (50:28):
Hello, Kiera, Kiera, Hello, it's me. Hello, it's Todd. Hey,
how are you.

Speaker 12 (50:45):
I'm fine, thank you? But who are you?

Speaker 26 (50:49):
You don't remember anything? No, I don't the Christmas party
last night? Oh Sanna, you don't remember. Why don't you
come sit on Santa's left?

Speaker 12 (51:00):
Cool?

Speaker 4 (51:02):
Yeah, well we hooked up.

Speaker 26 (51:04):
You came over, took a picture with Tana and you
wanted to see what was underneath my beard.

Speaker 4 (51:08):
And next thing I know?

Speaker 12 (51:12):
Wait wait wait, wait told a second what wait? No?

Speaker 4 (51:20):
Yeah, yes, we didn't hook up.

Speaker 12 (51:22):
I didn't hook up with anyone last night.

Speaker 26 (51:24):
You came over and you said, oh, you're cute, Santa.
Look at you all strong, and look at that Look
at those arms. You must be you must be working
out for all the gifts you're bringing. What are you
bringing me this year? Ha ha, I hope that you.

Speaker 12 (51:36):
No. No, I'm at home. I woke up in my bed.
I did not hook up with anyone.

Speaker 4 (51:41):
So well, No, I know, I know that you're I.

Speaker 12 (51:43):
Don't know what you're doing or what you want.

Speaker 4 (51:46):
But no, we made out.

Speaker 12 (51:50):
I don't even like guys. I like girls.

Speaker 26 (51:53):
That's weird because you got a picture in your office
of you and a guy out on a boat kissing.

Speaker 12 (52:00):
That's my brother.

Speaker 4 (52:01):
You kiss your brother on the lips.

Speaker 12 (52:03):
Yes, we're just weird like for that. No, I didn't
look up with you. How to get my number anyway?

Speaker 4 (52:09):
I got it from your friend Christine.

Speaker 12 (52:10):
She said that, you know, yeah, No, this has got
to be some kind of joke like whatever. No, please,
I'm sorry. I don't know what you're thinking or where
you're going.

Speaker 4 (52:20):
I still have the candy cane flavor in my mouth
from you kissing me last year.

Speaker 12 (52:24):
No, you have candy canes from all the candy canes.
That's well, that was around the party. I'm sorry, but
I can't. I've got to go. I'm not even feeling great.
I'm a little woody right now.

Speaker 4 (52:34):
Well, can I come over and hold your hair back? Ourself.

Speaker 12 (52:37):
No, no, no, no, just leave me alone.

Speaker 4 (52:40):
We're not going to go out on a date.

Speaker 12 (52:42):
No, we're not, We're nothing.

Speaker 4 (52:43):
I don't even this is awkward.

Speaker 12 (52:45):
Yeah, okay, I gotta go.

Speaker 4 (52:47):
I love you, I love you, I love you.

Speaker 22 (52:52):
Oh my god, I think I hear the alcohol in
her breath.

Speaker 12 (52:56):
This is bad, bad, so wonderful though.

Speaker 26 (53:00):
All right, since she's a little hungover right now, I
want you to check up on her and make sure
she's okay.

Speaker 4 (53:04):
All right, okay, sound good, I'll do that.

Speaker 12 (53:10):
Hello, hey, baby, Hey, oh my god, what the hell
happened last night? God of all people called me to
say that we hooked up last night and that you
gave him my number?

Speaker 19 (53:25):
What I'll remember?

Speaker 12 (53:26):
What? No, I don't remember anything. I was wasted. Are
you kidding me?

Speaker 4 (53:32):
What the hell? What?

Speaker 12 (53:34):
What can you tell me what happened? Because I'm besides
myself right now? You were with me all night? Well,
I was with you all night until you pushed me
away because you said that you needed to make your
Christmas wish and you went over to Sanna. You needed
to know.

Speaker 19 (53:53):
You don't remember any of.

Speaker 12 (53:54):
You use Oh okay, okay, I don't think you understand
I was drunk. You saw how many martinis I threw
back last night? Really, I know you haven't not that movie?
How could you let me do that with Todd? Of
all people? Todd? Why would you give him my number?
Where the hell would it happen? Are you serious?

Speaker 3 (54:16):
You don't?

Speaker 12 (54:16):
You don't remember anything. No, I don't remember any quos.
If I did, I wouldn't be asking you. Why would
you let me look up with a stranger like that?
Oh my what? I've never done that before? Christine? Come on,
come on? Are you kidding me? The same Patrick's Day
party that was totally different, and and I didn't really

(54:38):
look up with a stranger. I mean, come on, no,
come out to a stranger. He's the mail man. The man. No,
oh my god, I don't give it to the shower.
You came over to me last night and and told
me that you wanted to unwrap his package?

Speaker 21 (54:56):
By was.

Speaker 12 (54:59):
I was way? I thought there was like a code
among girls if one is dropped, then you take care
of them, like seriously. So you would have just let
me go ahead and steal the police car or something
like one the whole night. You wouldn't care. You just
think it's funny.

Speaker 26 (55:13):
Well, yeah, it would be funny for everyone listening on
the radio. My name's Garret from Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show. And you just got phone tapped by your
friend Christine.

Speaker 12 (55:23):
Holy are you kidding me? You know what? I sober up?
I'm putting your ass on black? How about that? How
about that?

Speaker 10 (55:32):
I gotta go to meet Elvis Duran's phone tape.

Speaker 4 (55:37):
You have cocktails, you pay the price.

Speaker 2 (55:39):
Hey, you forget this is what happens cock.

Speaker 4 (55:41):
Please, dear Lord and Bob, please, no one's phone time me.

Speaker 15 (55:45):
This phone tab was pre recorded with permission granted by
all See.

Speaker 20 (55:49):
Elvis Duran phone tap only on Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (55:54):
Okay, so ask me what is my least favorite part
of our show? Favorite part of this show phone tabs?
All right? Ask me my favorite part of our show.

Speaker 17 (56:07):
Show?

Speaker 4 (56:08):
Let's do it. It's round the room. I love it
when we go around the room. What's on your minds today?
I want to know. We'll start with you, Gandhi. What
are you thinking about?

Speaker 18 (56:17):
All right?

Speaker 1 (56:17):
I know we talk about it all the time, but
stay off your electronic devices as much as you can,
because I just saw and I'm sure we've talked about
this before. A brain scan of somebody who is constantly
on their phone, constantly scrolling and using chat ebt versus
somebody who does not, and the activity is wildly different.
Feeling our brains, we are killing ourselves by spending our

(56:39):
day looking at what everybody else is doing. Live your life,
go outside, touch grass, breathe the fresh air. It's important
not just because it's good for your you know, mental health,
it's genuinely good for your actual physical brain. So stay
away from that kind of stuff.

Speaker 4 (56:51):
If you can pers it damage or can we come
back from.

Speaker 1 (56:54):
It, that's a great question. I'm not sure. Just that
activity gets lower, and you know, once your brain activity
starts to do he creates that cause it's all kinds
of problems. So I would imagine it's something that's fixable.
I don't think it's permanent. I'm not the scientist that
did this, so don't listen to me, but just do
your best. Stay off of this.

Speaker 4 (57:10):
I've said it before, I've said it, I'll say it
a million times. When you were sitting there and scrolling
and scrolling and scrolling, you are disconnecting from yourself. You think, well, no,
I'm just with me, I'm connecting with myself. No you're not.
You're not connecting with you. You're connecting with anything but you. Yeah,
so don't fit yourself. He producer Sandwich on your Mind today.

Speaker 16 (57:30):
Just a reminder that communication is really important in a marriage.
Because William, I thought, was giving me the cold shoulder
all evening and I couldn't tell what was up.

Speaker 1 (57:38):
So finally I was like, dude, what what happened? What's
wrong with you?

Speaker 16 (57:41):
He goes, well, you told me to stop bothering you
and leave me alone, and.

Speaker 1 (57:44):
I put two and two together.

Speaker 16 (57:46):
I was talking to Savannah because I was cooking and
she was like just standing at my feet waiting for
food to drop.

Speaker 1 (57:51):
So I told her to leave me alone and stop
bothering me.

Speaker 16 (57:54):
William just said something to me before I didn't hear,
and he thought I was talking to him.

Speaker 4 (57:57):
So they were hours where he was like, geez, that.

Speaker 1 (58:02):
Was rude, and I'm like, why is he being a bitch?

Speaker 16 (58:04):
And it turns out that was what happened.

Speaker 4 (58:06):
So yeah, and you think that's better. You actually were
rude to Savannah.

Speaker 16 (58:10):
I apology as well. I definitely do, but she couldn't
eat the onion. It's poison.

Speaker 4 (58:15):
Come on, guys, Yeah.

Speaker 6 (58:16):
You're right, no onions for dogs. Hey, Nate, what's up?
What is an acceptable fragrance for a man? I asked
this because I love the smell of vanilla and cookies,
and I know a lot of female lotions.

Speaker 4 (58:28):
Yeah, have that fragrance. I love that smell.

Speaker 6 (58:32):
Why can't I walk around smelling like vanilla candy and
it goes away? I kind of want that kind of
fragrance that like heats up over the course of the day.
Maybe some sort of a cologne or perfume that smells
like Vanilla's to be vanilla.

Speaker 4 (58:50):
I love the smell of vanilla.

Speaker 6 (58:53):
Yes, I want to smell I don't know, but like
that cocoa buttery smell.

Speaker 4 (58:59):
I love it. I mean, it's smells so good. Why
is it unacceptable for a man to smell like that?
It is? Don't listen to what anyone else says. You
be you, okay, boo.

Speaker 2 (59:09):
Go to the FRA counter and said, where can I
find vanilla cookie? Set?

Speaker 4 (59:12):
Okay? And when you're there, get me chocolate chip cookie
because I want to smell like Famous Amos all day long. Danielle,
what's up with you?

Speaker 2 (59:22):
Okay? So you know, when you go to your washing
machine and you don't have a lot of time, so
you do the speed cycle, like sometimes it's fifteen minutes.
Are your clothes getting less clean because you do a speed.

Speaker 1 (59:33):
Cycle you're supposed to do the speed Does it get something?
Probably wasting water?

Speaker 2 (59:39):
I just don't understand. Why would I do a forty
minute cycle when I can do a fifteen minute cycle? Right,
If it's cleaning the same exact.

Speaker 4 (59:47):
Way, we need to find out, we need we need
a judgment call on this. Yeah, look, of course, to
save water, it would make sense to do the short cycle.
I know I do that a lot, But is it
as clean?

Speaker 2 (59:59):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:00:00):
Are you gonna get the skid marks out of nake
poopy undies?

Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
I do not have mark poopy undies at my house,
thank you very But I'm just curious, Like I'm like, well,
this is stupid.

Speaker 4 (01:00:09):
I'm gonna I always use the speed right, I mean, if.

Speaker 2 (01:00:12):
It's a large, large load, then maybe I'm there to
do the longer. You know, sometimes you're throwing like eight things,
like you know.

Speaker 4 (01:00:20):
Let's do the test. Let's do the test. Uh, Nate,
bring us two pair of your poopy undies?

Speaker 2 (01:00:29):
I'm not watching it. I am not watching them.

Speaker 4 (01:00:32):
All right, let's find out. I'm sure there is an
answer somewhere. Someone has to give us that answer. Hey, scary,
what's up?

Speaker 7 (01:00:37):
I know people say it's impersonal or unoriginal to give
gift cards as presents, but I gotta say I'm done.

Speaker 4 (01:00:46):
Everybody.

Speaker 7 (01:00:47):
Everybody is getting gift cards. Everyone has gotten gift cards
for presents in the recent, past and the and the future.
I am buying because I have no time, and I
feel like there has to be There could be a
year of your life where it's in case of emergency
break glass, you're allowed the free pass to give a
gift card.

Speaker 4 (01:01:07):
Scary, scary, don't think of it that way. People love
gift cards, you know. Whoever, whoever says it's impersonal, you know, okay,
well that's for them, but you know people would love it.
And it's not even about you giving yourself a pass.
It's actually a good gift. You're okay, okay, agree, he's okay,
quality gift. Okay. Then I feel better about it now.

(01:01:29):
I mean, I mean, Gandhi wants you to write her
a love letter.

Speaker 1 (01:01:31):
Please. Why won't you just do that? It's so easy
it's free. I just want to.

Speaker 4 (01:01:34):
Doesn't have time, no time, no time for love.

Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
How do you not have time out of curiosity?

Speaker 1 (01:01:40):
You just go home and run.

Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
You don't do anything you tell us you.

Speaker 4 (01:01:43):
No, no, no.

Speaker 7 (01:01:44):
I took up this thing called working out and it's
taken takes a lot out of it.

Speaker 4 (01:01:49):
But wait a minute, wait wait wait wait, wait, hold on,
hold on, hold on, hold on. Going home and rotting
is doing something and sometimes you do. You do need
to decompress like that. Leave him alone. You know me,
I'm the only one allowed to pick on scary. Okay,
thank you for thank you for your support. Elvis. So
if you want, if you have to get a gift card,
not like a Visa or MasterCard gift card, a gift

(01:02:11):
card to a restaurant, correct the ones that they have
in the big stands at checkout. What do you want?
Which one do you want? Which one?

Speaker 2 (01:02:20):
Amazon's always good, Chill, Amazon best way to Go.

Speaker 1 (01:02:23):
It doesn't have that activation fee that like the visa.

Speaker 4 (01:02:26):
Cards, Amazon is too broad. No I want no, no, no, no, red.
I need to have I need California Peacha kitchen. All right,
our special guest own our around the room trip is
Scotty Bee, Hey, Scotty, what's f y?

Speaker 15 (01:02:41):
I The last gift that Scary gave me was a
Red Lobster gift card.

Speaker 4 (01:02:46):
Because I know he loves Chedar Bay biscuit.

Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
You got that from a client?

Speaker 4 (01:02:50):
No, I did that. It was good to spend money,
it was good. So we had Chatterbay Biscuits for the
giving g the box in the box. It was pretty good.

Speaker 15 (01:03:00):
So with all the gatherings and parties and whatnot, lately,
I'm beginning to think. I don't know if this is
just me, but can your alcohol tolerance become less as
you get older?

Speaker 4 (01:03:10):
Is that a thing?

Speaker 15 (01:03:11):
Because I'm I'm noticing I cannot drink as much anymore.
I get crazy hangovers now and it's horrible. I never
used to changing before. Your metabolism is different. Also, you've
lost weight.

Speaker 4 (01:03:22):
There's that.

Speaker 15 (01:03:23):
I don't like things to consider, don't I don't like
it now. I mean I used to be able to
drink two beers, three beers, no problem. Now if I
have two beers, I have a headache.

Speaker 17 (01:03:31):
The next day, he's bragging about two beers no problem.

Speaker 2 (01:03:39):
Why you wors than I am?

Speaker 3 (01:03:41):
Well?

Speaker 15 (01:03:41):
I mean they call me too, Cam Sam for a
long time.

Speaker 1 (01:03:43):
But no, but your body, just like everything else, it
takes your body more effort to process as you get older,
so it does lower your tolerant.

Speaker 15 (01:03:50):
Maybe I need to space them out. I don't know,
but I don't like to stay apart. I don't like
to stay at parties that long.

Speaker 7 (01:03:55):
We were out one night and his girlfriend who approaches
me and pulls me aside and says he can't have I.

Speaker 4 (01:04:00):
Would party all night, but I guess we got to
know because of him. It's the it was the big,
the big Toys for Talks party. You guys went to
uh Scottie Bee and his girlfriend drank the same drinks,
drink for drink with each other, and he got obliterated.
And she's like, what, what's wrong?

Speaker 15 (01:04:17):
I mean she grew She grew up in the back
of the pickup trucks, you know, drinking twelve packs of
Miller lights with no problems, so she's used to it.

Speaker 4 (01:04:22):
I can't do that, all right, Well, it's nothing you
train for. But Gandhi's right though, your metabolism everything changes,
everything changes.

Speaker 1 (01:04:30):
Yeah, she's a lot younger than you too, so there's
probably that.

Speaker 4 (01:04:32):
A lot younger than me.

Speaker 1 (01:04:33):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (01:04:34):
You know what I've been doing the every other drink
is a glass of water thing.

Speaker 2 (01:04:39):
Yeah, it has to help.

Speaker 15 (01:04:41):
It's actually great. It's a big help for me. Maybe
I'll try that. I don't drink water, so maybe I
should try that.

Speaker 4 (01:04:46):
Well, I know, so if if I do drink water,
drink water, drink water, then I know at least I
have fifteen glasses of water. Then bathroom hangover.

Speaker 2 (01:04:57):
Right next us A.

Speaker 11 (01:05:00):
I have one hundred healths around in this C one
hundred Morning Show Quick question.

Speaker 4 (01:05:05):
I want you to think about it. Okay, what is
something you thought would be really easy to do, but
when you did it, it was the most difficult thing.
Just think it through. Okay, We've got a great text
from Wayne. Hi. Wayne, Hey, Elvis, how are you doing well?
So Wayne is with Kristen and they're driving from Saint
Louis to New Jersey with a cryotherapy chamber in the

(01:05:29):
back of their giant trailer. Wow, this is a first
for me talking to someone who's driving across the country
with the cryotherapy chamber. What's going on? Why are you
doing this?

Speaker 20 (01:05:39):
It's a first for us as well. We never drove
trailers before, so it's really fun. We're doing this because
crowd therapy can help in so many ways. It helps
people struggling with addiction, people with pain, a holistic way
to help heal. We work with a lot of people
who struggle with rheumatorized writis, which is why I opened
it for my mom. She was on multiple medications, had

(01:06:02):
mobility issues, and within three sessions she was doing amazing.
They're only three minutes each. We work with a lot
of people with addiction as well, and it's simply amazing
because you boost so many endorphins while you do it
for eight hundred calories in three minutes too.

Speaker 4 (01:06:17):
So cryotherapy if you're wondering what it is, I mean,
imagine homping into a coffin, right, sort of cooled.

Speaker 20 (01:06:26):
We cooled the body tumbor we colled the body temperature
down about thirty degrees.

Speaker 4 (01:06:29):
Right, it's a coffin filled with cold water and he
close it.

Speaker 20 (01:06:33):
You stay warm. Now you say drive it's completely dry.

Speaker 4 (01:06:37):
It's dry. Oh, it's a cryotherapy. Was what's the one
with water? I'm thinking, what's the other one?

Speaker 20 (01:06:43):
A cold funds? You're thinking a cold.

Speaker 4 (01:06:44):
Fun well anyway, so okay, back to cryotherrapy. It's a
it's a dry coffin. You close it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:49):
Not the thing that they said wealt Disney.

Speaker 4 (01:06:52):
Was no, no, no, no no, that's where they cut
his head off and freeze it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:56):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (01:07:01):
So you're not cutting people's heads off and throwing them
in a freezer, are you, Wayne?

Speaker 11 (01:07:04):
No?

Speaker 13 (01:07:04):
Not yet?

Speaker 4 (01:07:05):
Okay, So cryotherapy describe describe the chamber in Layman's terms
so we can understand. Go ahead.

Speaker 20 (01:07:11):
It looks like a stand up tanning bed that your
head sticks out of, and then we fill it with
nitrogen gas. The nitrogen gas cools the body temperature down
about thirty degrees, taking away your pain and inflammation.

Speaker 4 (01:07:22):
Right, inflammation is what's killing us. Inflammation is the killed
the cause of most disease. Okay, So what is the
one where you float in the water tank? Isn't that
sensory deprivation? Is that what you're thinking of? I don't know.
I'm so confirmed. Are you thinking of the cold ploy
And what's the thing Danielle is talking about when they
cut off Walt disneys head and do it in a freezer?

Speaker 11 (01:07:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:07:41):
Thought they liked you know, didn't they like cryogenics? And
so it's cryo but not therapy, just genics. Yeah, you know,
you don't want to get the address of that appointment. Okay,
But there's more to this story. So Wayne is with
Kristen and they're driving from Saint Louis to New Jersey
with the cryotherapy uh chamber in the back of a trailer.

(01:08:03):
You've never driven a trailer. You're coming to New Jersey,
the East coast. Now why are you coming here? Are
you starting a business here?

Speaker 18 (01:08:11):
Oh?

Speaker 22 (01:08:11):
Yeah, we have a.

Speaker 20 (01:08:12):
Store in Asbury Park called Cryo Lee, and we're opening
another store in Red Banking, Jersey. And we're doing this
because it's mobile so we can bring it to you.

Speaker 4 (01:08:20):
Oh wow.

Speaker 20 (01:08:20):
So our goal, yeah, our goal is to be able
to go to like corporation and do corporate wellness and
then bring into schools and do character buildings.

Speaker 4 (01:08:28):
But I know, but you're doing it down the Jersey Shore.
This is something Snooky should have been a part of.
She could have used it. We love Snooky anyway, So
I love this. I love that you're starting, that, you're
you're growing a business, You're going to a whole new
part of the country. You're you're you're traveling with a
trailer behind your truck. I mean, you're doing a lot
of firsts, and I think that's what we should all

(01:08:51):
be striving to do. We should always striving to do
something new and different. I think that's great.

Speaker 20 (01:08:56):
Yeah, And one thing like I learned is like I
heard a really good podcast and ladies like my dad
used to ask me every day what did I fail
at today? And if she didn't say anything, he wouldn't
really give a reaction, but if she failed at something,
he would really praise her. And I feel that's a
new way for us to look at things, because if
we're not failing, we're not trying well exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:09:15):
And a lot of people are so afraid of failure,
me included. I mean, look, you know, no one wants
to fail, but when you do fail, you learn you
need to learn. You don't think about it as like
a big blip of negativity in your life. You think
about it as Okay, this is an opportunity to learn
what I could have done differently, or what I need
to be doing differently altogether, I mean something different. So anyway,

(01:09:37):
I love that you're doing this. And when you land
in New Jersey, would you get in touch with us
and we'd love to hook you up. I'd like to
stand I'd like to stand in your chamber for a minute,
if you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 20 (01:09:50):
Absolutely, that's so cool.

Speaker 4 (01:09:51):
Oh there's Kristin. Hi, Kristin, I thought you were taking
a nap.

Speaker 27 (01:09:55):
Heang, we just stopped off with some refreshment, so I'm kind.

Speaker 8 (01:09:59):
Of you know the work.

Speaker 6 (01:10:01):
Nice question for a friend. What what does a guy
do with his package when he's being subjected to sub
zero temperatures?

Speaker 4 (01:10:08):
Why someone to put a sock on it? Put a
sock on it?

Speaker 14 (01:10:12):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (01:10:14):
Does he the problem take care of itself? What doesn't
the problem take care of itself?

Speaker 27 (01:10:19):
I mean you could go No, you definitely need to
cover it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:22):
Why you could freeze and fall off?

Speaker 20 (01:10:25):
Well, you get frost down there, and you damn it
was possible.

Speaker 4 (01:10:31):
I don't listen, even listen, even try it. Well, look,
thank you so much for spending time with burn only
to feet and listen. Listen to you. Be very careful
on the road and drive safe. Okay, thanks for listening
to us.

Speaker 27 (01:10:45):
Thank you guys, have good one.

Speaker 4 (01:10:46):
There you go, Wayne and Kristen driving around with a
cryotherapy chamber in the back of their trailer. What are
you doing today. Seriously, text me, now, what weird? I'm
just saying that was weird. What unusual thing are you
doing right now?

Speaker 2 (01:11:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:11:01):
But wait, I brought up a topic it is. They're
going to go what what did you think was easy
to do? But once you did it, you're like, no,
I was very wrong. Yeah do you have one?

Speaker 18 (01:11:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:11:12):
Yeah, yeah, frog go.

Speaker 5 (01:11:14):
So when I was little, when I was a kid
and was always out in the water, my friends could
always barefoot water ski. I'm like, oh, it's not that hard.
You just stand up and just do it.

Speaker 4 (01:11:22):
Oh yeah, that went bad. Yeah yeah, it's much much,
much harder than it looks. I would think it would be.
What about you, Danielle?

Speaker 2 (01:11:29):
So I have two What is French braiding hair? I
cannot figure it out for the life of me. I
watched tutorials. It looks so easy, but nope. The other
is knitting and crocheting. My mom has been trying to
teach me because she makes all these really cool things.
I cannot figure it out. I'm like, nope, it's too hard.
I can't figure it out.

Speaker 4 (01:11:47):
Okay, yeah, I would think those would be difficult too.
I would never think either of them was easy. Uh,
scary real quick.

Speaker 7 (01:11:52):
What do you got when my brother, well, when he
was younger, he used to skateboard, and he's like, dude,
he goes, you could do it too, And he tried
to get me to skateboarding.

Speaker 4 (01:11:59):
I fell on my ass several times. Yeah, I can
see not a good thing. So it's not for everyone.

Speaker 7 (01:12:03):
I thought it was gonna be easy. I'm like, yeah,
I'm just gonna jump on and just roll down this hill.

Speaker 4 (01:12:06):
Okay, here's mine riding a mechanical bull. Oh yeah, Now
you're like, well, what's Yeah, you just sit on it
and get a grip of the handle, and it's and
it goes really slow. Then it turns and I fall
off within the first two seconds and and and you're like,
it's moving slowly. Why are you falling off? Because you

(01:12:27):
just do it because it turns and twists your body
and weird gyrations and yeah, riding a mechanical bull. And
I gotta tell you all of the above, crocheting, skiing
without skis, riding a skateboard, and what was yours? Well,
I've got I've got several.

Speaker 6 (01:12:46):
Give me your number one favorite? Okay, playing a piano.
I thought it would be so easy. And then I
could never get past Oscar the Octopus when I was
doing that. You know that that kids primer on how
to play right, I play this song Oscar the Octopus, and.

Speaker 4 (01:12:59):
I never learned Darkness. And I can play a piano,
never learned Oscar the Octopus. But I think all of
the above are very difficult. Playing a piano is not
easy at all. No, but you know, once you get started,
whoa raising children? People are texting in Oh yeah, that's
definitely not easy. There's no manual for that. No being
an adult? Right, go into the driving range. Oh I can't.

(01:13:21):
I can't hit a golf ball to save my life either.
I cannot golf froggy And people that try to teach
me they lose patience quickly. I've been playing for a
long time and I sucked too. So no, you don't,
you're good. Well, here's a difficult day for Jen Hi,
Jen Hi. Hello, So you have a difficult thing to
do today? You want to tell everyone about it? What

(01:13:41):
do you have to do?

Speaker 8 (01:13:42):
So?

Speaker 25 (01:13:43):
I have to fire my first employee, and I'm so
nervous about it because I'm a nice person and I'm
just freaking out.

Speaker 4 (01:13:51):
Don't freak out. It's a part of it. I mean,
so you're I'm assuming you're in management.

Speaker 2 (01:13:58):
Newly Yeah, okay a week ago.

Speaker 4 (01:14:01):
But you know you want to practice on Nate, practice
on Let let Nate go. Just fire him.

Speaker 25 (01:14:12):
I'm sorry, You've murdered too many people, and I'm I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (01:14:16):
I gotta let you go. You know what you're You're
probably gonna surprise yourself at how well you get through this.
But I know your heart's beating, you got butterflies in
your stomach. It's it's it's got to be nerve wracked.

Speaker 2 (01:14:27):
Now wait, do they have do they deserve to be
let go? Or is it just something that unfortunately has
to happen.

Speaker 25 (01:14:33):
Yeah, between attitude, latenesses and like calling out last minute, Okay,
it's definitely warranted.

Speaker 4 (01:14:40):
All right, well it's time to move on. You know
when I when I sit down at the boss's desk
and the first words out of their mouth is you know, Elvis,
this is never easy. Oh god, good, here's do you
There's also there's a level of guilt in there, Isn't
there a little bit? Oh yeah, yeah, here's the thing
about that, and I'll address that. Uh And this may

(01:15:01):
sound kind of cold. But what you're about to do
is release them to go find another job and another opportunity,
and you wish them well. The thing is that you
have to trust that they're going to be okay without you,
without you protecting them from unemployment, and and you know,

(01:15:21):
being fired is just a sad reality. And you know,
I've been fired many times and probably at the end
of today, no let go, but it is. You know,
I had to let someone go because of money issues.
And a friend of mine said, why do you feel
so guilty about this? I said, because I want to
protect the people that work for us, you know, I
want to make sure everyone's okay well, and I know

(01:15:43):
we have they have to go, you know I understand that.
And his words to me were, you know what, get
off your high horse and stop thinking that you're the
only thing that's keeping this person afloat and alive. They
have a brain, they are smart, they are gonna be okay.
Don't think that you are. You're so great and powerful

(01:16:04):
that you're their their only hope in life.

Speaker 25 (01:16:06):
And I'm like, okay, I think it's like an it's
an empathy thing too.

Speaker 4 (01:16:11):
Well, absolutely, yeah, of course, and it's it's A, it's
a it's a rough road out there. But listen, best
of luck to you, Jen, and uh do what you
gotta do, and uh, you know what, let us know
Texas tomorrow and let us let us know that you're doing. Okay,
give us a thumbs up. Okay, I will take it easy.
Bye bye? What's up, Nate?

Speaker 6 (01:16:31):
It is never easy. I mean I've been let go
twice and it sucks. But do I think back on
that guy that fired me the first time and think
do I hate him?

Speaker 4 (01:16:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:16:41):
Am? I am?

Speaker 4 (01:16:42):
I glad he did it? Yes?

Speaker 6 (01:16:44):
Yeah, because you know what, it made me who I
am today and I learned lessons from that and here
I am now.

Speaker 2 (01:16:50):
I feel bad for the messengers, like you know, like
if if it's not the person who's really doing the firing,
but they're unfortunately been put in the position to let
you know, and have you packed that one box? I
feel bad for them because they're they're the one who's
gonna get the blunt of your nastiness because you're pissed.

Speaker 4 (01:17:06):
Look, you know, and here we are sitting in this
room talking about being fired, and we have jobs. Look,
and people out there have ends to meet, they have kids,
to feed and I it's not good. It's it's not good,
it's it's it is not to make fun of the line,
but it isn't easy to let people go. You know,
Scary has never been fired.

Speaker 7 (01:17:25):
I think my lucky stars that I've never ever been
fired from a job.

Speaker 4 (01:17:29):
Can you see me after the show play let's not
start now?

Speaker 2 (01:17:33):
Knock on wood, scared, knock on wood.

Speaker 4 (01:17:36):
As this say, as they say. You know, and I
know this is cliche, but when one door closes, another opens,
Like you're saying, you were glad you got fired because
other opportunities came your way.

Speaker 7 (01:17:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:17:48):
I was working at Q one O two in Philly
where we're now doing the morning show. They fired me,
and I needed a job, and I got a job
at a little station in New York called Z one hundred.
It was the only job I could get. You would
not be here unless you got fired from there, exactly right, exactly,
thank you, thank you, whoever you are, you ahole who

(01:18:09):
fired me, I wouldn't be here. And then I tried
to get fired from.

Speaker 2 (01:18:14):
ZE one hundred, and you did I remember that.

Speaker 4 (01:18:17):
They wouldn't fire me. I had a job offered to
go across the street to k t U R. I
was gonna go work with Ru Paul and do a
morning show in the Yeah, I know they're gonna and that.
I was ready to go, and then the boss, Tom
Paulman says, you're not going anywhere. We're gonna move you
to the morning show. I'm like, no, worst idea ever.

(01:18:40):
So they said, well, you're under contract. You can't go
across the street. You got to do the morning show.
I'm like, I don't want to do a morning show.
It will never work.

Speaker 7 (01:18:49):
Stop to think about how life would have been different.

Speaker 4 (01:18:51):
I mean you would have never started. Yes, it would
have been awesome a morning show, doing a morning show
with Rue Paul.

Speaker 2 (01:18:57):
How do you know? Maybe it wouldn't have been to us.

Speaker 4 (01:19:01):
Not my problems. Wait, where would scary be? We don't
need a grilled sergeant. I don't care. I don't care.
What you'd be doesn't And I'll say I say that
for a reason. It doesn't matter because it didn't happen.

Speaker 2 (01:19:19):
Right, and you wouldn't have known him, so it wouldn't
have mattered.

Speaker 4 (01:19:21):
Exactly. You couldn't blame me for your failure.

Speaker 2 (01:19:26):
I got fired from McDonald's. I think that if I hadn't,
I might have been like owning all these McDonald's now
and running the ship and everything.

Speaker 4 (01:19:33):
Who knows it would be Danielle's McDonald's. You might have
been anyway, So here we are. They didn't fire me,
so now we're stuck together. Anyway. I like this text.
One time I was fired and I thanked them. I said,
you know, this is the best news I've had all day,
Thank you so much. Can I leave now? They said
it was a stressful job and I needed the push

(01:19:55):
to get out. Some people getting fired completely devastated. They're saying, wow,
of course, Oh this is interesting. I worked for my dad.
He had to fire me. Can you imagine firing your kid.
Go to your room, don't come back to the office,
you fire it.

Speaker 10 (01:20:12):
Copies of your home for Elvis Duran and the C
one hundred party show.

Speaker 4 (01:20:18):
Ask us if we have a plan. Do we have
a plan? No, there's no plan.

Speaker 3 (01:20:22):
Said one hundred is your number one preset in the
car and on our free iHeartRadio.

Speaker 18 (01:20:37):
Elvis Duran and this one hundred morning.

Speaker 4 (01:20:39):
Show Goussy one hundred.

Speaker 3 (01:20:42):
New York's number one hit music station.

Speaker 4 (01:20:46):
Now I have a question. Who went down to the
kitchen and tried to buy something from the snack machine
using a doballoon.

Speaker 1 (01:20:55):
Guy, such a doo.

Speaker 4 (01:20:58):
With that he's trying to to do it, Scotty. Scotty
actually used a wooden nickel to try to get some freetoes. No, okay, okay,
let me let me just set the table for you.
Scotty b is the one who is so into two
dollar bills he loves to spend them as currency at
retail stores just to piss people off. Now he took
a fifty cent piece down to the kitchen. He put

(01:21:21):
it in the machine. Now it jammed the machine a
machine secret, as I was saying, it jammed the machine.
And now no one, no one on this floor can
get one silly snack doing that. You are using something
that it's no one uses fifty cent pieces in these things.
It fits in the slot. I assumed it would work.

Speaker 2 (01:21:43):
Recognize it well knows a dollar.

Speaker 4 (01:21:45):
And in high school. Just because it fits in the slot,
you shouldn't be putting it in there all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:21:51):
Oh my god, Oh Scotty, I just assumed it would work.

Speaker 4 (01:21:55):
So where do where did you find a fifty cent piece?

Speaker 15 (01:21:58):
Listen, when I went to the City Bank the other
to get my two dollar bills from Agnes. She said, hey,
I got some half dollars. You want those? And I
was like, yeah, so I took two rows of half dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:22:08):
Okay, you mistake number one.

Speaker 2 (01:22:10):
Agnes sets aside the stuff no one wants and she goes,
that's soccer. Scotty's going to be coming in soon.

Speaker 4 (01:22:15):
We'll just pour it off on him. Here's Scotty. I
bet the machine would love a Susan b Anthony. Yes,
Susan b Anthony would probably work in that. No, no,
no stopping, just use a quarter, use your credit card,
like the most of us do.

Speaker 15 (01:22:30):
Look, you know what I'm saying. They're still made, They're
meant to be used. Do you know that they made
ten million dollars in half dollars last year?

Speaker 22 (01:22:41):
Those?

Speaker 4 (01:22:42):
I know? But you know what in the original days
that used to like trade a pig for a bail
of Hey, we don't do that at the vinding machine. Well,
you can still use your credit card. That still works.
You just can't use any coins.

Speaker 13 (01:22:57):
Sry.

Speaker 4 (01:22:58):
Is there anyway to put a bag pennies? I mean
when you go places and you use these, don't people
look at them strange. Yes, I like the strange looks. Well,
I know that we don't and the machine doesn't understand it.

Speaker 15 (01:23:12):
I apologize, I really do. I emailed. I emailed the
engineer guy. He's gonna have it fixed, and I just said,
I apologize. I tried to use a half dollar in
the vending machine. It did fit, but it jammed it.

Speaker 4 (01:23:27):
Given.

Speaker 1 (01:23:28):
These are also the guys who think that strippers preferred
two dollar bills over five dollar bills, or they just
the novelty. Yeah, yeah, no, they definitely want the five.

Speaker 4 (01:23:37):
I think they want more than that. Maybe I'm going
to the wrong place. I don't go to strip clubs.
I just remembered.

Speaker 15 (01:23:45):
Should I not try my presidential dollar coin in the
machine when they fixed?

Speaker 22 (01:23:48):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:23:48):
You should not. Oh no, and it doesn't. It doesn't
take post office stamps either. It should say that. It
should say it on the machine or food stamps, none
of it. Just use the currency or the credit card
that it is appropriate. Yes, scary.

Speaker 7 (01:24:01):
You know, we used to actually try and trick the
arcade machines back in the day because some of them
used to accept a nickel and register it as a quarter.
So I would hate when somebody would go through and
it would put it in the slot and the nickel
would get stuck. Because people were trying to experiment with that.
That used to happen all the time.

Speaker 4 (01:24:19):
You know, we're beyond that. There's no reason. I know that.
But I'm just putting those I know, and then we're
not experiment anymore. Thank you, Scary though, for that story
of hope. But I'm just saying.

Speaker 15 (01:24:27):
Right now, well, I got to tell you the coinstar machines,
you know where they count the change the day a
half dollars. No, that's that's the Lance Cracker machine.

Speaker 4 (01:24:35):
It doesn't know better. It's speaking of whoever's in charge
of that thing. God, he was saying, can't we just
get in touch with him because we want different things
in the machine? Is the same boring stuff every Oh
my god, Cubby from light FM. But the he bought
the two days in a row, right, Danielle, Yeah, well
I know he got the honey bun two days in
a row. You saw him do it, right.

Speaker 2 (01:24:57):
I saw him do it. So yesterday he go, don't
judge me. I go, what what am I judging you for?
He's like, I got a I got the bunt? This
what is it called the honeybun? I got that, hoey,
I got the glazed honey bun for breakfast. And I'm like, no,
I'm not judging you. I didn't even notice until you
pointed it out to me. Now I'm judging you.

Speaker 1 (01:25:18):
Then they busted him again this morning.

Speaker 4 (01:25:20):
Yeah, yeah, two days in a row.

Speaker 11 (01:25:21):
Right.

Speaker 4 (01:25:22):
Here's the thing, Cubby and everyone else, when you buy
the honey bun out of the machine, when you pull
the wrapper off of the honey bun, it makes it
sound it like sticks. It sticks to the honey bun
like like a hot crotch and underwear.

Speaker 2 (01:25:38):
It's I remember when in my dad's the trunk of
my dad's car, he had a little box filled with
honeybuns and I busted him and I go, Dad, what
is this? And he goes, don't tell your mother. This
is much better than a bagel in the morning. I'm like,

(01:25:58):
I know, but it's not better for you. And he's like, well,
don't tell your mother you found those in the trunk
of the car. He got da.

Speaker 4 (01:26:07):
All right, Well, uh, Scotty, before you run down to
the machine to try to put your Scotia in there,
you know, Scotti is all signed up his thirtieth. His
thirtieth high school reunion is this year, and now Scotty
says he's excited about go and talk about I love it.

Speaker 15 (01:26:27):
I go to every single one of them. You know
what it is is we had a really good class
and we all liked each other for the most part.
So I mean, well over one hundred people come to
these every time. I mean, Facebook has kind of ruined
it because you know what everybody's up to. But it's
just it's really cool to get together with everybody and
we and we all like each other.

Speaker 2 (01:26:44):
They know, Scotty the hottie is all the way.

Speaker 15 (01:26:46):
I'm gonna make two dollar bills and a half dollars
right there.

Speaker 4 (01:26:53):
You're gonna burn up that Dan floor. It's got of me.
So here's the thing. Now, Scotty obviously had a wonderful,
wonderful high school experience. I mean they had a radio
station and that's where he started learning that craft. And
he had really great friends. And so we were talking
about high school reunions during the song, and then Nate
and I both agreed, no, no, no, never, ever, never

(01:27:16):
have never will go to a high school reunion right.

Speaker 6 (01:27:18):
Name, Yeah, I just got an invite from my twenty
fifth and I'm like, do I really want to be
the most famous person there?

Speaker 4 (01:27:25):
Oh my god, I'm really serious, seriously.

Speaker 6 (01:27:29):
I mean, I look fantastic. I can't go there. I
know some people haven't aged nearly as well as I am,
and so I really don't want to show all these
people up. It's really going to be and I'm not.
I'm being serious here.

Speaker 1 (01:27:40):
That's he is right up your alley.

Speaker 4 (01:27:42):
Yeah, you know what's so funny. I don't want to
push he is. He is being serious, That's what's so funny.

Speaker 18 (01:27:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:27:47):
So, Gandhi, what about you? Do you do you want
to do it?

Speaker 11 (01:27:51):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:27:51):
I I loved high school. I loved my friends. I
have zero desire to ever go to a reunion. It
just doesn't seem like something that's fun for me. I mean,
the people that I liked and I hung out with,
I can still talk to them whenever I want to,
and I do. I just it seems like a very weird,
no thanks type of thing.

Speaker 4 (01:28:09):
All good, right, You know, different people go to high
school reunions for different reasons, right, and all the people
that well, all one of the people that I keep
in touch with from high school. They're always like, hey,
we're asking for you. They'd love to see you, And
I'm like, hey, that's nice, but I just I can
I give you a list of one hundred things I'd
rather do?

Speaker 12 (01:28:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:28:28):
Right, almost has this thing he says when he's not
going somewhere, and I've started using it around my house,
he says, tell him, I said, Hay, I'm not going.

Speaker 4 (01:28:39):
Let's go to line nineteen. Demi is she's with you
in Jacksonville, Florida. Let's see how to Demi? Hi, Demmy,
what's going on with you?

Speaker 2 (01:28:46):
Hi?

Speaker 9 (01:28:46):
Not much show you guys.

Speaker 4 (01:28:48):
Yeah, we're doing great, hanging in there. The voice is
almost gone. But so high school reunions, yes or no?
From you?

Speaker 18 (01:28:56):
No?

Speaker 9 (01:28:57):
Absolutely not welcome.

Speaker 3 (01:28:59):
No.

Speaker 9 (01:28:59):
I just got my I invite from my class reunion
for ten years, and I denied the requests on Facebook.
You know, if you haven't seen them for ten years,
probably you don't want to see them ever again. Otherwise
you would have you would have made the effort to
see them.

Speaker 4 (01:29:17):
I mean, he's got a point.

Speaker 2 (01:29:18):
I mean, with social media now you can follow everybody
and know what's up with everyone and get in touch
with everyone, so you kind of are in touch with
the people you wan to be in touch.

Speaker 4 (01:29:27):
With exactly exactly now. So there's not like a one
percent chance you might consider thinking about the possibility of
contemplating going to your high school reunion. Not at all.

Speaker 9 (01:29:42):
No, I could give you three hundred reasons why I
don't want to go back.

Speaker 4 (01:29:45):
All right, Okay, do they each have a name and
a face? It's all the people, you know. Did you
have a bad high school experience or you're just when
you left, you were like goodbye, see you later.

Speaker 9 (01:29:56):
No, it was just I moved on and I don't
want to go back to them.

Speaker 21 (01:30:00):
West All right, there you go.

Speaker 4 (01:30:02):
I'm the same way. You know what, You and I
have that in common. I have no desire to go
back to my high school reunion. I'm sure there's a
lot of great people that will be there, and I
hope they have a great time. But there are people, Tracy,
I mean Demy that there are a lot of people
who would love to like walk through that door and
like Nate and expect all the spotlights to go right
to him. And he's wearing like he's wearing a top

(01:30:25):
hat and tails and he's.

Speaker 1 (01:30:26):
Yeah, extra medium extras mediu.

Speaker 4 (01:30:29):
I'm sure right, absolutely, all right, you were not alone
in this lack of enthusiasm for high school reunions.

Speaker 9 (01:30:36):
And I think I'm talking to you. Oh thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:30:39):
Tracy is online eighteen just bought a ticket for her
thirty year high school reunion. Just like Scotty b You're
driving from Connecticut to the Bronx and you can't wait. Tracy,
talk about it represent all those who love reunions.

Speaker 27 (01:30:53):
I'm actually you know, Scotty just said that, you know,
Facebook ruined it, and to a point, he has a
point on that. But you talk on Facebook, you see
what they're doing. But it's just going to be so different,
you know, actually seeing the people live that you do
see and you follow and all that stuff. So I'm

(01:31:14):
looking forward to going to see a bunch of girls
that you know, spent four years with.

Speaker 4 (01:31:20):
Good Hey, Tracy, are you just looking? Do you keep up?
Do you keep up with a lot of your high
school friends still as an adult?

Speaker 27 (01:31:28):
Not a lot of them. Most of it's just online
kind of stuff, So it's seeing them. I haven't gone
to a re union probably since my five year, so
we figured a lot of us figured thirty years. It's
time to come back and see everyone. So and our
school does it differently, so it's not just us. So
we'll have people there who are celebrating their fiftieth down

(01:31:52):
to their fifths.

Speaker 4 (01:31:54):
Okay, that's interesting, Yeah, mix it up. That's a good idea.
All right, well, thank you so much, Tracy. Have fun
at your reunion. Hey tell him, I said, Hi, so, Danielle,
Yes or no.

Speaker 2 (01:32:09):
I will go to the chorus reunion or the drama reunion.
Like those reunions I'll go to because I love the
you know, people I was involved with. But I've never
gone to like my high school in general reunion.

Speaker 4 (01:32:20):
So yeah, all right, reunions. Have fun, Yes, scary.

Speaker 7 (01:32:26):
I want to go to my reunion for the same
reason that Nate doesn't want to go to his. And
that's because I was growing up in high school. I
was a nerd.

Speaker 4 (01:32:34):
I was I was a misfit. I want to show
I want you and you are now a no.

Speaker 7 (01:32:41):
I just want to show people that, yeah, I did
become successful, I did change. I feel like I want
to show and prove to these people. I don't know,
is that wrong to want to be like? No, not
at all, not at all scary.

Speaker 4 (01:32:52):
I mean, everyone should use their reunion for whatever reason
they want to do it.

Speaker 2 (01:32:56):
Go Hi, I'm scary Danielle already.

Speaker 4 (01:33:02):
I'm friends with Danielle Monaro. You know, you know the
one I know cool people. Now, I know Danielle, the
one with the laugh that hates Mayo. That's me.

Speaker 11 (01:33:11):
I know.

Speaker 4 (01:33:12):
She gets a picture of him and was on his
uh on his phone cover. I know Ghanzhi. I know
Gandhi is the great great granddaughter of Mahatma Gandhi. Come
on over. And I know Elvis durand how about that boy?
No people are impressed by this though, Oh my god. Okay,
all right, all right, hey Caitlyn online nineteen one more
call then we'll move on. Caitlyn, how are you doing,

(01:33:35):
Caitlyn morning? So your dad we're doing great. Tell tell
everyone about your dad and why he loves going to reunions.

Speaker 22 (01:33:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 28 (01:33:44):
So with my dad, he was not allowed to go
to reunions while he was married to my mother, And
he actually just had his forty year reunion last year,
and he joked about going this time so he could
go and hook up with all the honeys. But we're
also properly post divorce.

Speaker 4 (01:34:01):
Yeah, my God, let's it y. I love to go
to reunions for everyone else that lived in the villages.

Speaker 3 (01:35:33):
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Speaker 4 (01:35:46):
You know what, I love it when we get the
text from listeners saying, Hey, because I listened to your show,
you got me thinking, I think I deserve a better life.
I think I really am at a dead ended job.
It's time to move on to something better. We had
a caller on if you remember she was quitting yesterday.
She said, I hate this job. I just I'd rather
just do anything than this. And she had the guts

(01:36:07):
to go in knowing she had a plan and she
said I'm done and she walked out. Now, Amanda online
nineteen so excited. How excited are you today, Amanda? On
the scale of one to ten, ten being the most excited.
What number are you?

Speaker 21 (01:36:23):
You have no idea, I'm like at one hundred, that's
a lot.

Speaker 4 (01:36:27):
Now tell everyone why you're so excited, Amanda. This is
great news.

Speaker 21 (01:36:31):
Oh my god. So I got married and I vmed
Sam and was like, oh my god, can.

Speaker 28 (01:36:38):
I hear it from you guys?

Speaker 21 (01:36:40):
And now I got a job at my dream place,
this beauty company, and I texted and Diamond called me
and I was like, oh, why.

Speaker 4 (01:36:55):
Well, look, we wanted to talk to you because your
story is unbelievable. I mean, she said, I am so
excited to share with my favorite morning show. I got
the job of my dreams yesterday, so I'm resigning my
current job today. So today you're marching in. So what's
it going to be like? I mean, are you leaving
a job you hated or you're just going to a
job that you really really know you deserve? Which one
or both both?

Speaker 21 (01:37:16):
I mean I didn't. I don't hate my current job.
I just know I deserve better.

Speaker 20 (01:37:21):
I deserve a place.

Speaker 21 (01:37:22):
Where I can grow and be more challenged. And I mean,
my company's going to be so screwed when I leave.

Speaker 4 (01:37:32):
But no, no, it's they'll be fine. They'll be okay.
They may struggle, they may miss you, but they'll be okay.
But this isn't this isn't about them. This is this
is about you. It's like relationships. We talk about people
who come out of a bad relationship. They deserve better,
but they still, you know, want to go slash their
exes tires and tear their pictures and have It has

(01:37:55):
nothing to do with them. It has everything to do
with you and what you want out of life, and
you're gonna chase it.

Speaker 21 (01:38:01):
Good for you, Amanda, Thank you so much. I'm so excited.
I'll probably start in two weeks and I'm going to
be doing what I love. It's all that matters.

Speaker 2 (01:38:12):
So nice to hear. How happy you sah?

Speaker 4 (01:38:14):
Yeah, listen to that.

Speaker 21 (01:38:16):
I mean, there's so much going on.

Speaker 4 (01:38:19):
Well good when it rains, it pours, and just just
understand that you deserve everything that's happening. I mean, are
you of that mindset anyway in life where the good
things happen You're like, yes, I deserve this. It's good.

Speaker 21 (01:38:31):
Not all the time, I'll be honest, but in right now,
in this phase of life, I am, and I'll take it.

Speaker 4 (01:38:39):
There you go. Congratulations, Amanda, mindset. Good for you, you know what.
And I hope it's contagious. I want the rest of
us to feel it too, because we all deserve. We
all deserve to feel the same way. Go tackle what
you got to do resign from that job, but it's
not about them. It's about you and your new job,
and good for you, Amanda, congratulations, there you go, Thank you, Amanda.

(01:39:02):
So a scariest interesting question on the tail end of that,
what is that?

Speaker 7 (01:39:06):
Yeah, if you were at a job that treated you
like complete garbage and then you leave for a better opportunity,
why isn't it wrong for you to wish bad things
on that company?

Speaker 4 (01:39:16):
Because if you can, what comes from it? What comes
from it?

Speaker 7 (01:39:20):
Satisfaction?

Speaker 4 (01:39:21):
Closure? Really? Yeah, they needed me.

Speaker 7 (01:39:24):
See now it's crumbling as I walk away from that
dumpster fire.

Speaker 1 (01:39:29):
I don't I feel like to wish for bad things
is bad for your personal karma cloud. But if bad
things happen and you just smirk about it, I think
that's different.

Speaker 4 (01:39:37):
So Gandhi says, a smirk, A smirk is as far
as you should take that.

Speaker 1 (01:39:41):
You shouldn't wish it. But if it happens, whatever, wish
it on someone.

Speaker 2 (01:39:47):
I feel like you had to be one or two
people at the company that maybe you did like, so
you don't want bad things to happen to that person,
but maybe other people.

Speaker 20 (01:39:54):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:39:54):
Yeah, So I'm you know, I get yelled at several
I've been yelled at several times by my best friend Nate.
He'll say, you know what, that person really ft you
over and now you're just like, well whatever and you
move on. How can you not despise them and hate them?
And you know in which awful things you've actually said
those words to me? Yeah, but it does It does
mean no good.

Speaker 2 (01:40:16):
So there are some things that I know that I'm like, dude,
if it was me, you're.

Speaker 4 (01:40:22):
At than I am.

Speaker 6 (01:40:24):
Does have the right mentality because when you hang onto that,
it affects the rest of your life, your outlook on life,
and you should let it go.

Speaker 4 (01:40:32):
But you shouldn't forget about it that right.

Speaker 5 (01:40:35):
What you're saying, Elvis is absolutely be on the shadow
about the right thing to do. But I'm just not
able to do that.

Speaker 4 (01:40:42):
Okay, Well I'm looking and you process whatever you need
to process the way you want to do it. But
you know, why, why do I want to despise people
who are no longer in my life or a part
of my life and decision making in my life? When
I can just despise the people I work with every day?
Why waste it on those who can't receive it and
peel my hanger.

Speaker 2 (01:41:03):
There's truth. Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:41:06):
They say the best friend, best revenge is a good life.

Speaker 4 (01:41:09):
Right there, you go, absolutely.

Speaker 1 (01:41:11):
Maybe your life is so amazing that you can just
get past all of this stuff and.

Speaker 4 (01:41:14):
Are I'm not saying my life is amazing. I'm just
saying for me, I'm not speaking for everyone. It's easier
for me to focus on the positives and things that
I need to be focused as focusing on because you
know me, I'm as flawed as flawed can be, and
I'm the first one.

Speaker 2 (01:41:30):
And I could like to open the top and read
that in.

Speaker 4 (01:41:33):
Okay, let me find a way to do it.

Speaker 10 (01:41:36):
As New York is a dirty water.

Speaker 18 (01:41:38):
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Speaker 10 (01:42:02):
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Speaker 4 (01:42:06):
Let's talk about guys and the guys. You're attracted to Brady,
Tom Brady, Are you attracted to that kind of guy? No,
because there's here's something too perfect perfect.

Speaker 2 (01:42:17):
He's too pretty, pretty, he is to pretty.

Speaker 7 (01:42:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:42:19):
See that's my problem with Nate's. That's not a bad
problem about it. You're really just too pretty.

Speaker 11 (01:42:26):
Well.

Speaker 6 (01:42:27):
I appreciate that. I love your compliment about my hair
this morning. Your hair is great. But you're too pretty?
What's wrong with being too pretty? We are not rugged enough? Yeah,
I listen, I've got stubble. I'm like the Marlborough man
over here.

Speaker 4 (01:42:45):
I'm trying to guy yourself to a cigarette. Be a cowboy, Yeah,
like a cowboy.

Speaker 1 (01:42:51):
Your pants are too tight to be a cowboy.

Speaker 4 (01:42:53):
We were tight paying They don't.

Speaker 2 (01:42:54):
They can't sit on their horses. Y.

Speaker 7 (01:42:57):
So what I'm saying is, then you really prefer a
guy like me.

Speaker 4 (01:43:02):
For instance, somewhere in the middle. Froggy to me is
a handsome, handsome You have beautiful eyes, you have ear
your body is like perfect. I mean you have your
six feet even. Yeah, look at you?

Speaker 1 (01:43:17):
Look at him he dropped his voice.

Speaker 7 (01:43:19):
On a scale of Nate to rugged, what is Froggy?
What on a scale of If Nate is one end
of the spectrum and rugged is the other way, is
Froggy full in the spectrum?

Speaker 22 (01:43:30):
Well?

Speaker 4 (01:43:31):
I don't know. Go ahead. All I'm saying is Froggy,
in my opinion on this show, Froggy is the most handsome.
Would you would do me first? I didn't say. I'm
not talking about doing. I'm just saying most handsome. Okay, gandhi,
which guy on the show is most handsome?

Speaker 3 (01:43:46):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:43:46):
Most handsome on the show. I see our digital guy
waving out there.

Speaker 4 (01:43:52):
I'm gonna go with I'm going with Scottie Bee, Scotty Bee.

Speaker 2 (01:43:56):
Yeah, Scotty's acuting Garrett. Garrett's a cute, but I care
Garrett's Q too.

Speaker 4 (01:44:01):
Garrett's hot.

Speaker 1 (01:44:02):
And I like to say horrible things to Scotty because
he'll say horrible things back, so that makes me like him.

Speaker 4 (01:44:06):
And by the way, I've seen Garrett naked. Oh he's
got a big one. Wow, did that happen? I see?
I think Garrett out if everyone in the show has
the largest one. You haven't seen me yet? Yes, yes,
I haven't. Don't start with me, Go get Garrett.

Speaker 2 (01:44:23):
Yeah, I think Garrett's is probably there.

Speaker 1 (01:44:25):
Can you guys tell us you're all going to trace
it one day so Danielle and I could judge.

Speaker 2 (01:44:29):
Yeah. I think they should just do a lineup and
then they and then you know.

Speaker 4 (01:44:32):
We'll wait, yeah, wa, back up, we're going to trace it. Yes,
like you put your hand to the turkey.

Speaker 1 (01:44:38):
Yes, I was promised to tracing.

Speaker 2 (01:44:39):
I think we could figure out who's is Who's Garrettrett?

Speaker 4 (01:44:45):
Hey, good morning, you have the largest one on the show.
All right, I'll take it. I'm not I'm not going
to be the one who I know it's average, you
know what, I'll own it. Yes, I do, you do?
I do.

Speaker 2 (01:44:58):
The How have you seen it?

Speaker 4 (01:45:01):
We were in a long story that we were in
the Caribbean or something and we were in the Bahamas.
In the Bahamas. Really are we really having this conversation? Okay?
So in real life, I mean, you go to work,
you go to school, whatever, do you ever like imagine
like who has the biggest, who has the smallest? You wonder?

Speaker 1 (01:45:18):
I think about that. But I go based solely on
their energy, the vibes that they put off, you know,
like the BD E see I.

Speaker 2 (01:45:23):
Look at their hand size.

Speaker 4 (01:45:25):
You can you can't judge by that. By the way,
I can get energy. I've seen Froggies, I know.

Speaker 2 (01:45:29):
I just don't think Froggies is probably bigger than Garrett's.

Speaker 4 (01:45:31):
I don't know. No, Garrett, you're packing. I love that shirt,
by the way, Thank you, Thank.

Speaker 2 (01:45:36):
You me too.

Speaker 1 (01:45:38):
Do you guys do that with women? Like when there's
a room full of women liked that's the biggest.

Speaker 5 (01:45:43):
That's something we don't want to think. Danielle has the
big Daniel. Daniel has had the biggest balls by far.
Anybody Daniel is not talking about is well hunk.

Speaker 6 (01:45:53):
Now I have I see we've talked about this, and
you think I'm packing. I don't think you're a package
that we know because I said it's okay, mine's just fine.
It's like the baby bear of penis.

Speaker 2 (01:46:08):
We know what yours looks like. Your pants are so
tight that there's no way we don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:46:14):
And you can tell it's not that great.

Speaker 2 (01:46:16):
A decent size.

Speaker 4 (01:46:17):
It's okay, it's bad, it's decent, it's not.

Speaker 2 (01:46:20):
It's not massive, but it's not small.

Speaker 4 (01:46:22):
It's it's okay. It does it gets the job, gets
the job done. That's exactly right. Okay, So let's let's
make it official. We believe on the show Garrett has the.

Speaker 2 (01:46:31):
Largest Yeah, okay, all right, I agree?

Speaker 4 (01:46:33):
Do we all agree only favor? Yeah? Where do you lie?
I'm in the middle. I'm scary. I'm gonna write it.

Speaker 2 (01:46:41):
I think Froggy may have something there too. No, let
me tell Lisa.

Speaker 1 (01:46:48):
I think the tracing needs to happen. You guys promised
it when I started. I never got my trace.

Speaker 4 (01:46:52):
Okay, but by the way, we never promise you we're
going to trace our wiener.

Speaker 2 (01:46:56):
And I hate to say this, they're gonna lie about it.
They're gonna add to three inches to the trace.

Speaker 4 (01:47:01):
Of I have no desire to be larger none. There
are guys out there who they want to go in
for surgery. They have injections or no, I'm good, I'm fine.

Speaker 2 (01:47:14):
You don't want it dragging on the floor, pick it
up and thrown over your shoulder. To get anywhere like
a pool, you have to.

Speaker 5 (01:47:22):
Put like a pool middle around it. You know, you
don't want to do that on the floor. By the way,
how do we.

Speaker 4 (01:47:28):
Get into this? I don't know how did we get here?

Speaker 7 (01:47:30):
This is the worst scary I think the problem is
we're jaded by videos and things that we might see,
you know, I don't. We see things that are aberrations and.

Speaker 4 (01:47:38):
You're like, what is that? And I'm like, I don't
have that. I have I'm this, I'm okay, like this,
but I.

Speaker 7 (01:47:45):
Don't have that. I want that. And that's the problem
that we have.

Speaker 2 (01:47:48):
How do you think females feel where where you see
these gorgeous women or airbrushed and they don't really weigh
that and this, that and the other thing. And then
you guys think they're perfect, and so we feel like
we have to look like that. It's the same thing,
you know. You know problem.

Speaker 4 (01:48:03):
I can't believe we're having this conversation. I think you
started it well, I did. This conversation started because Nate
was too perfect. That's how it comes back to me
when it comes.

Speaker 26 (01:48:16):
So let's judge Nate ready. You have beautiful hair, hair,
you have a nice face. My complexion isn't that great anymore.

Speaker 4 (01:48:24):
No good.

Speaker 6 (01:48:25):
But your wiener is not that big, I know, and
I'm okay with that. I'll take great hair over a
big wiener.

Speaker 4 (01:48:32):
You know that, I am. I think I would rather
have I'd rather have a big wiener. Keep the hair out,
you know, you could take a couple of hair.

Speaker 2 (01:48:40):
Over wi yes, because everybody sees its hair every day.
People don't see wiener.

Speaker 4 (01:48:44):
You buy fake hair.

Speaker 1 (01:48:45):
You can't really buy that wiener.

Speaker 6 (01:48:46):
My pants are pretty tight dying, you know, I think
everybody's seeing it. Now, get back to Garrett. So you're irish, Yes,
Irish and Germany.

Speaker 4 (01:48:55):
A lot of people say the Irish guys are cursed,
the Irish curse. But you're not complete opposite. Break the hearse.

Speaker 2 (01:49:01):
But he's German, so he's like a Schnitzel.

Speaker 16 (01:49:03):
What is German like a ven venus?

Speaker 12 (01:49:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:49:10):
By the way, Gandhi, you know what I learned when
I lost one hundred and forty pounds. I realized it
makes it look bigger? Does it does?

Speaker 2 (01:49:19):
Remember how excited you were when you first were able
to see it again.

Speaker 4 (01:49:21):
I know when I lost one hundred and forty pounds,
I hadn't seen my wiener in years.

Speaker 5 (01:49:25):
If you cut all the shrubs down around the tree,
the tree looks.

Speaker 4 (01:49:28):
A lot taller.

Speaker 11 (01:49:28):
That is.

Speaker 4 (01:49:29):
Yeah, well I'm already already trim, but I'm gonna lose
more weight get a bigger wiener. Yeah, where nothing artificial?

Speaker 10 (01:49:40):
Hoighty somewhat intelligence?

Speaker 4 (01:49:42):
Do you use your shiny heine?

Speaker 3 (01:49:44):
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Speaker 4 (01:49:50):
Now we're getting personal.

Speaker 11 (01:49:51):
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Speaker 4 (01:49:56):
Never again will I accept anyone who says I'm whoa
because they're all making fun of me, because why are you.
We didn't have oreos growing up. We had hydrocks.

Speaker 2 (01:50:07):
Okay, all right, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:50:10):
We didn't have regular colas. We had a check well,
yeah there was was it was it shasta or rc
orla cola is not that's a good that's a good cola. Anyway,
we ate the cookies that were a little cheaper than
the neighbor's cookies.

Speaker 2 (01:50:25):
That's okay, what's wrong with that?

Speaker 4 (01:50:26):
Well, because these guys are destroying me over here.

Speaker 5 (01:50:28):
I remember my grandma go to her house. She had
toasted rice. I'm like, Grandma, can't you just buy rice crispys.

Speaker 4 (01:50:35):
Oh it's too expensive.

Speaker 5 (01:50:36):
My grandma. It's toasted rice is not the same. Just
get the rice crispies. It's the same thing. No, it
didn't taste the same rice A snap crackle pop. They
weren't there in the bowl with it.

Speaker 4 (01:50:48):
No I needed them. So, I mean I liked hydrocks.
I prefer oreo. Gotta be honest, I don't know anybody
that ever bought a hydrox ever and liked it and
liked it.

Speaker 2 (01:50:57):
Obviously they sell because they're still around.

Speaker 4 (01:51:00):
Yeah, it's by I think Sunshine Bakery Eaves or something.
Like that. You give them a chance.

Speaker 2 (01:51:05):
When you go to the grocery store and you get like,
you don't want to get the you know, fruity pebbles
they have like the you know, the store brand in
a bag.

Speaker 4 (01:51:14):
Tastes the same. They're called sweet rocks.

Speaker 2 (01:51:18):
Does not taste thing does taste the same.

Speaker 4 (01:51:23):
Breakfast. O's right, it's okay. I think they do taste
the same. You come off your high horse there.

Speaker 2 (01:51:33):
Instead of like sugar smacks, they're like sacks.

Speaker 7 (01:51:40):
What's that scary my mill buys market pantry, chocolate sandwich cream.

Speaker 4 (01:51:49):
You guys really are boogie inside Hollywood.

Speaker 10 (01:51:52):
Literally, or as Ryan says, literally Ryan Seacrest's dress after.

Speaker 4 (01:51:58):
Elvis Durman and the Sea One Good Morning Show. All right,
shows done, Let's get out of here until next time.
Say peace out, everybody, Peace out, everybody,