FULL SHOW: The Day We Asked If That Counts as Cheating

We debate micro-cheating, secret Googling, and whether certain jobs are basically built on cheating codes. Plus: a caller sends a wild message to a family member, Nate makes a questionable grooming choice, Karen attacks make a return, and we argue over food, parents’ lies, celebrity voices, and why “the answer is meat” somehow explains everything.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
We're seeing you a happy New Year.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
The New Years starts on Alvis Duran and the C
one Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
Let's just go right to Erica's. Let's have a little
fun with Erica. Erica is calling in from Virginia Beach,
an agriculture teacher. You teach agg I used to take
ag I was in four A.

Speaker 4 (00:21):
Oh, good morning everyone.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Do they still have four A clubs?

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Four h yeah?

Speaker 4 (00:27):
For future farmers of America?

Speaker 3 (00:30):
Yeah, oh yeah, future farmers of America. I was in
four h and Uh I raised a goat?

Speaker 4 (00:39):
You ready to goat?

Speaker 5 (00:40):
Well?

Speaker 3 (00:41):
I said, I did.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
I really.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
I hired someone to take care of the goat for
me credit that was so long ago. Hey, so, Erica,
before we get started here, I'm going to go ahead
and give you one hundred and fifty dollars because I
like you.

Speaker 6 (00:54):
Oh, thank you so much.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
We're gonna go toward their payment of our house.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Oh god, okay, but hold on, there is a cat.

Speaker 4 (01:02):
Oh I have to work for it.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
No, no, you've got one hundred and fifty dollars right now.

Speaker 7 (01:07):
Oh yes, awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
Okay, cool, okay, But we're going to play a game
called Artists who Speak, where We're going to play you
some of our favorite recording artists speaking, and with every
with each one you don't correctly identify, you lose ten dollars.

(01:31):
Yeah we know. I'm gonna make it fourteen, so you
you're guaranteed to walk away with at least ten dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
She's gonna call this money.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Okay, Yeah, this is gonna remember this is a down
payment for your house.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
You don't want to screw this up.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
No, my kick my butt.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
All right, I know you. You got to take this seriously.
So Erica, you've you've already won one hundred and fifty dollars,
but I'm going to take it away ten dollars at
a time. With each artist you do not identify, this.

Speaker 4 (01:56):
Is the best. They're totally gonna judge me today.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
I'll be like, all right, total a hole. But anyway,
all right, so yeah, you hear them sing all the time,
but let's see if you can figure out if they
who you are by when they speak. All right, here
we go. We'll start with our very first artist. Who
is this?

Speaker 8 (02:12):
I remember growing up watching the super Bowl with my family, and.

Speaker 9 (02:15):
It's some event that families come together and watch, and
I knew I.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Had to make the best of the.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
Moment, all right, who is that?

Speaker 10 (02:23):
All?

Speaker 6 (02:24):
Best of the moment?

Speaker 4 (02:25):
Okay, this is wrong. Here's minus ten Mariah Carey.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Super Bowl Show.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
All right, you're down to one hundred and forty dollars.
All right, you can keep the rest though, Okay. Name
this artist speaking? It made me giggle, Yeah, because I
haven't seen that footage in a long time.

Speaker 11 (02:50):
Yeah, and bring back memories. Yes, me and my brothers.

Speaker 12 (02:54):
Who's that all?

Speaker 13 (02:57):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (02:57):
Minus Kent lady, guys, I.

Speaker 10 (03:02):
Close.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
It was Michael Michael Jackson, all right, right, that's okay.
She asked for help or no, no, no, no help, No,
this is stop giving away my money. Oh man, you're
now down to one hundred and thirty dollars. This is
still a lot of money. Erica. Here we go. Oh yeah, okay,
here we go. Name this artist here.

Speaker 8 (03:25):
You know that one for me was it was actually
a really really new experience because it was the first
time I feel like, you know, it was for a
separate project and animated film.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Who is that?

Speaker 4 (03:37):
Okay? Justin Timberlake.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
Yes, all right, so you're stuck at one hundred and
thirty we're doing okay, Yeah, all right, Yeah, see, now
you've got your foothold.

Speaker 5 (03:55):
All right.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
Name this artist who's speaking? Oh ah, very much alike
in a little way. They can very self destructive.

Speaker 14 (04:01):
They can be very moody, and they can go off
and shop and solves away.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
Don't know who was that?

Speaker 6 (04:07):
Oh Michael Bublay.

Speaker 10 (04:14):
John?

Speaker 4 (04:16):
Oh my gosh, I.

Speaker 15 (04:18):
Was I selected for this?

Speaker 2 (04:19):
All right?

Speaker 3 (04:19):
Okay, you're down to one hundred and twenty dollars. There's
still a lot of money.

Speaker 16 (04:24):
Oh yeah, help you.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
No, you're doing great, You're doing great. Okay, Erica, here
is your next artist? Who is this speaking?

Speaker 17 (04:30):
We did an advert that started here in the UK,
and it was during a program called X Factor that
we have and yeah, it just came on and it
was just like a black screen with white writing, just
with the lyrics of a bit of the first verse.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
Of Hello, oh, first verse of Hello, who's that?

Speaker 18 (04:46):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (04:47):
Oh my god?

Speaker 4 (04:47):
My fiance sings this whole album when he drove home
from college, is it? Adel me?

Speaker 1 (04:58):
That's right?

Speaker 3 (04:59):
So you're at a twenty dollars. You did not lose
any money in that one, all right, Erica, here's this
next artist? Who is this speaking?

Speaker 10 (05:06):
My Thanksgiving was great?

Speaker 11 (05:07):
I spent it with a bunch of friends.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
All right, who is that?

Speaker 19 (05:12):
Who could that be?

Speaker 3 (05:14):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (05:16):
But no, man, this is awful.

Speaker 6 (05:21):
Oh my gosh, can I have a hint?

Speaker 3 (05:25):
Like, no, you can, I have a hint?

Speaker 6 (05:29):
Okay, okay, now, for you're down to one hundred and
ten dollars, that's still a lot of money.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
All right, name this artist who is speaking.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
Listen closely, because it's kind of about like bringing light
to a situation or to someone's life or somebody else
who brings light to your.

Speaker 20 (05:53):
Life or sweetening the situation.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
Yeah, who's that?

Speaker 13 (05:57):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (05:58):
If I if I can like channel my inside, I
want to say, it's Ariana Grande you are.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
It's still like one hundred and ten dollars. This is great.
Now if you guys still, if you can just lose
just one more, you're gonna walk away with one hundred
dollars already. This artist who is speaking, listen closer.

Speaker 9 (06:18):
I'll be like, you guys want to do something where
you don't travel for a while, Like what are you
gonna do?

Speaker 21 (06:22):
And they're like, no, when do.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
We get to go on the plane again? When do
we get to go on the tour bus? This like
a tour bus.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
Wow, yeah, who is that?

Speaker 4 (06:30):
Oh she's chipper okay, uh, she can hit high notes.
I feel like uh okay uh, I already guess another person.

Speaker 21 (06:43):
Okay, uh when you guessed it was wrong?

Speaker 3 (06:46):
That somebody doesn't mean anyone.

Speaker 4 (06:48):
Oh it's not Britney Spears. I know that.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
Oh my lord, already early.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
All right, you're still at one hundred and ten dollars.
You're doing really well, Erica. All right, name this artist
who's speaking?

Speaker 1 (07:07):
Go really soon.

Speaker 22 (07:09):
I can't give you the exact date yet, but it's
coming this year and it's not very far away, and
I'm actually going to be in the studio tonight with
Mark Ronson.

Speaker 3 (07:19):
Who's that?

Speaker 4 (07:20):
Okay? I feel like it could be like two people specifically,
but oh dang it. Yeah, I can't remember things.

Speaker 23 (07:30):
Oh no, god, yeah, do you want to hear her again?

Speaker 10 (07:38):
Yeah? Really soon.

Speaker 22 (07:40):
I can't give you the exact date yet, but it's
coming this year and it's not very far away, and
I'm actually going to be in the studio tonight with
Mark Ronson.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
Who's that?

Speaker 4 (07:51):
Oh my gosh, I want it. It's not Billie eilisht Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 15 (07:56):
No, lady, God, yeah.

Speaker 4 (08:00):
I'm scary.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
That was not her. Guess like a wrong answer to me?

Speaker 1 (08:06):
Why did we give it to her?

Speaker 3 (08:07):
Yeah, we're gonna give it to you, scary. Only ten dollars.
You still you're still at one hundred and ten dollars?
All right? Okay, now we have several more to go.
Here we go. Who's this artist speaking? Listen?

Speaker 9 (08:17):
Make sure you know everything was cool and that you
know no other women who were around and bla blah blah.

Speaker 10 (08:25):
This is my first love.

Speaker 9 (08:26):
Remember, I had never really ever been in love with
anybody like I was in love with Bobby.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
So she was in love with Bobby. Who was that?

Speaker 6 (08:34):
Oh Bobby?

Speaker 4 (08:40):
Oh it's not my aunt Linda. Okay, Uh.

Speaker 3 (08:44):
It was not Aunt Linda.

Speaker 4 (08:45):
Now stop, I feel like, uh is she a rapper?

Speaker 1 (08:51):
Maybe?

Speaker 4 (08:52):
I don't know? Uh Skira? Not yea man?

Speaker 1 (08:57):
Who's did old man?

Speaker 4 (09:00):
My mom's gonna kill me?

Speaker 3 (09:03):
All right now, Erica, you still at one hundred dollars.
You're down to one hundred dollars. Let's see if you
can get this artist.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
Who is this speak?

Speaker 24 (09:10):
My husband and I have been talking about adoption for
two years and then a year ago we decided that
we definitely wanted to do it.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
Then we started discussing about where and I mean, there
are no accidents.

Speaker 3 (09:24):
Yeah, she sounds a little British, but she's not.

Speaker 4 (09:27):
What the heck was that accident that I should get
ten dollars for that? This is like false advertisement Gwen Stefani.
Maybe no, Okay, it's Madonna.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
A strange accent. Nobody can figure out from where Erica.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
I gave you one hundred and fifty dollars, you've widdowed
it down to ninety dollars.

Speaker 25 (09:51):
Great?

Speaker 26 (09:51):
Great?

Speaker 3 (09:53):
Who is this artist right here?

Speaker 5 (09:55):
The first thing you see is someone's face, unless you're
looking at their shoes. I usually tend to look at
their skin, their teeth, their smile, And then after that
it's more about like whatever energy they're they're not all right?

Speaker 25 (10:13):
Who is that energy?

Speaker 6 (10:15):
Pink?

Speaker 3 (10:25):
You're down to do? We have two more to go. Okay,
let's en if you can get this one right here?
Who is this artist speaking right here?

Speaker 1 (10:31):
I'm obsessed? I mean her horror films.

Speaker 5 (10:34):
Scary movies, all of that costume though I'm probably eight
years that's a long time.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
Who's that?

Speaker 4 (10:44):
Have I guessed their name yet?

Speaker 24 (10:46):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (10:47):
Just try and narrow down. I probably be friends with them,
so probably not get another name though. Hmmm are they current?
Are they older?

Speaker 25 (10:57):
Like?

Speaker 4 (10:57):
Can I get that place?

Speaker 3 (10:59):
She's she's current? Here, she's current?

Speaker 4 (11:02):
All Seleena go man.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
Yeah, I'm yielding at Froggy for giving clues and here
we are giving clues.

Speaker 1 (11:12):
Right, you're still dollars. She needs the money for a
down payment on her house.

Speaker 3 (11:17):
Kind of well, you still have eighty dollars. All right,
We're gonna give you one more. Let's see if you
can put this ten dollars.

Speaker 27 (11:22):
Who is this?

Speaker 10 (11:23):
So?

Speaker 3 (11:23):
Clues are okay now or not? I'm making deal with you.
I'll make a deal with you. This last one is
all or nothing. I will give you all your money
back if you if you get it right, and if
you get it wrong, you lose everything. You can either
walk away with eighty or seventy dollars whatever, or you
can all or nothing.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
Right now? What do you want to do?

Speaker 28 (11:44):
You know what?

Speaker 4 (11:44):
My life is all or nothing right now. So I'm
going to go for all or nothing.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
You get this artist correct, you will walk away with
one hundred and fifty dollars. If you get it wrong,
you walk away with nothing.

Speaker 4 (12:00):
Here we go, Here we go.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
I want you to put it on, you know, and
and and get lost in it. And I think it's important.
There's only nine tracks on this album.

Speaker 12 (12:10):
Who is that wall?

Speaker 4 (12:12):
This is all or nothing for sure?

Speaker 3 (12:16):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (12:18):
Kanye West, No it's not.

Speaker 3 (12:28):
Okay, you just lost everything, man.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
I love you.

Speaker 3 (12:34):
I'm gonna send you one hundred dollars.

Speaker 18 (12:36):
Okay, Oh, thank you? I seed it.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
Can I throw in the other fifty because she was
so fun, she was awesome.

Speaker 3 (12:45):
Really are you sending her pity money?

Speaker 1 (12:47):
I want to do it, Venmo Scott, We're gonna.

Speaker 3 (12:50):
Daniel five for fifty. I'm going to fifty three dollars
you're walking.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Away with three week.

Speaker 4 (13:03):
I just want to say thank you. I have to
five New York for my grandpa's funeral, so like, thank
you so much.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
I really do.

Speaker 28 (13:12):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (13:12):
Sorry to hear about your grandpa. I'm so sorry to
hear that.

Speaker 4 (13:15):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 3 (13:16):
And you know what, let's make it an even five hundred.
Oh but we're cutting you off right around there.

Speaker 18 (13:25):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (13:27):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 3 (13:28):
Thank you for listening to us Erica and you give
your family our best and five hundred dollars to help
you whatever you need it for. And thank you for
listening to us. It's an honor to have you listen
to us.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 4 (13:38):
I can't wait to get like ridiculed by all my
students today.

Speaker 10 (13:41):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (13:43):
I hope they give you a really hard time. Hold
on to us, hold on, thank you so much. That
was awesome, all right?

Speaker 1 (13:50):
How is a teacher's awesome?

Speaker 8 (13:52):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (13:53):
That was great?

Speaker 25 (13:53):
All right.

Speaker 3 (13:54):
It's kind of funny taking money away from.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
People with Elvis Duran this Z one hundred morning Show.

Speaker 14 (14:04):
Without swiping in any direction to Alexa to set your
alarm to C one hundred weekday mornings.

Speaker 29 (14:16):
I was gone for a minute, but I'm back now
now Elvis Duran, this Z one hundred mooning shut Wow.

Speaker 3 (14:22):
This year is going by so fast. It's already the second.
Let's get into the horse copes pretty sure, Sam, Who
are you doing them with?

Speaker 1 (14:32):
I'd love to do them with? Gandhi.

Speaker 20 (14:34):
All right, it has been a long year. If you
celebrate your birthday today, you are celebrating with Tay Diggs
and Kate Bosworth. Happy birthday, everybody, Capricorn. Start the day kindly,
but expect a little pushback from someone who thinks they
know better.

Speaker 30 (14:45):
Your day's an eight Aquarius. Stray ideas will land in
your lap. Not everything's a coincidence. Your day's a seven Pisces.

Speaker 20 (14:52):
Avoid snap decisions even when the universe tempts. Your date
is a nine hey Arias.

Speaker 30 (14:56):
You may want to start something new, but finishing what
you've already begun, you will feel satisfying.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
Your day's a ten Taurus.

Speaker 20 (15:02):
Sometimes being the one to bring a little chaos into
the mix makes you the MVP.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
Your day is a six oh Geminis. Small joys are
the goal today. Don't underestimate their power. Your day's a
seven Cancer.

Speaker 20 (15:12):
Don't let anyone who resents your success get under your skin.
They just aren't worth it. Your day is a nine
hey Leo.

Speaker 30 (15:18):
Minor events could feel huge, but ignore the drama. Your
mental piece is most important. Your day's an eight Virgo.

Speaker 20 (15:25):
Even if the reward is small at first, it doesn't
mean it's not worth your time.

Speaker 30 (15:28):
Your day's a seven Libra. After hectic days, keep a
low profile and recharge. All non urgent can wait. Your
day's a six Sorbio. Someone you don't completely trust will
try to win you over. Don't let them fool you.
Your days an eight, and finally, Sagittarius. Words may stir emotion,
but don't take the bait. Turn it into a cosmic
game instead. Your day's five and those are you Friday

(15:49):
morning horoscopes?

Speaker 9 (15:50):
Hey?

Speaker 3 (15:50):
Jen? How are you great?

Speaker 21 (15:53):
How are you?

Speaker 22 (15:53):
Elvis?

Speaker 3 (15:54):
Doing well? Doing well? Look, you know it hasn't happened
to anyone here in the room, But I don't see
why it considered that unusual to actually call the police
and have a family member thrown in jail. And so
this happened to you, right, yes, okay, So what happened
your ex boyfriend?

Speaker 31 (16:12):
Yes, my ex boyfriend had stolen my debit card.

Speaker 18 (16:16):
And I take sixty bucks off, but at the ACM, because.

Speaker 31 (16:19):
He did have he did have the pin number, but
he didn't have my permission to take it.

Speaker 32 (16:23):
And I didn't know about this. I found out by
trying to buy something and.

Speaker 31 (16:28):
H and I so I asked him if he did it,
and he lied to me and told me no. I
kept tell him, you know, And so I filed a
report and they ended up finding him on the camera
at the ATM. So that's how I guess the banks.

Speaker 13 (16:42):
Would go over.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
We forget there's camera, now, there's cameras there now wait, so, okay,
so was he still your boyfriend when he stole it?

Speaker 7 (16:51):
Yes?

Speaker 24 (16:51):
He was?

Speaker 33 (16:52):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (16:53):
Now okay, I know this may sound kind of like
a stupid question, but were you just looking for an excuse.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
To get rid of him?

Speaker 3 (17:00):
I mean, was it already was it already falling off
the cliff anyway? Or like, oh god, thank goodness, we
penned him on the ATMs, the theft.

Speaker 31 (17:08):
I mean, you know, I wish I would have been
smart and left him then, but no, I stayed there
with him for another five years. But now I'm no
longer with him.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
And he stayed with him five years more after he
stole the money.

Speaker 31 (17:23):
Here because I had kids with him.

Speaker 3 (17:26):
Okay, well wait, now how long was he did he
go away for.

Speaker 26 (17:31):
Five years?

Speaker 3 (17:32):
Five years?

Speaker 1 (17:33):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (17:33):
So we had a relationship until he got out of prison,
and then you were like, you let him go at
least when I always say, I always say, when when
your boyfriend's in prison, at least you know where he
is every night?

Speaker 1 (17:44):
You know every night, but you know where he is.

Speaker 3 (17:46):
Yeah, you don't know. They renamed him Sally.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
Jane.

Speaker 3 (17:52):
Well, thank you for listening to us. Have a beautiful
day today.

Speaker 32 (17:54):
Okay, I think, can I get a T shirt?

Speaker 3 (17:58):
Have any I can steal you?

Speaker 25 (17:59):
One?

Speaker 3 (17:59):
Hold on, let's go talk to Matt.

Speaker 12 (18:02):
Hey, Matt, Hey, how you doing.

Speaker 3 (18:04):
We're doing okay, let me just see if I get
this trade.

Speaker 34 (18:06):
Matt.

Speaker 3 (18:07):
First of all, a pleasure having you here. Matt's mom
stole sixty thousand dollars in Matt's wife's name, and now
you have to send her to jail.

Speaker 24 (18:18):
Wow.

Speaker 35 (18:19):
Man.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
Twenty fifteen, I had broken my back and my wife
became my nurse souse. She was my mom's nurse at
the time, so she had to quit being my mom's nurse,
and she kept getting it checks on my wife's name
up until twenty eighteen when I finally had the surgery
and I went on disability and we found out through
the Disability for people, I couldn't get disability because my
wife had an income that we never knew about.

Speaker 3 (18:41):
Oh, and your mom was taking it? Yeah, yeah, can
you your mom?

Speaker 6 (18:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (18:46):
I was a mama's boy growing up.

Speaker 3 (18:48):
Well, gosh, so so she's in jail now.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
Not yet, we're in the process of it, going through
court and everything right now.

Speaker 3 (18:57):
But this is gonna be feelingless some time, and I
feel terrible you must feel terrible. I mean, but have
you considered dropping the charges or is that out of
your hands?

Speaker 2 (19:06):
It's out of my hand this more. It's in the
state's hands now because it was so much. If it
wasn't as much, I wouldn't care because I have to
pay taxes on it and everything.

Speaker 8 (19:13):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (19:14):
Oh man, I'm so sorry, because that's the thing if
you have to turn in someone who's in your family,
especially your mom. Oh God, that has to that really
has to grete on you. I'm sorry about that, Matt.
But so how long does mom have to go away
for it?

Speaker 1 (19:27):
Do we know yet?

Speaker 2 (19:29):
She's looking like ten fifteen years?

Speaker 21 (19:31):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (19:32):
Is mom talking to her? Are you talking to mom?

Speaker 2 (19:35):
She's trying to talk to me. I have a hard
time talking to her because I can't be around her
because I just get angry everything.

Speaker 3 (19:40):
Oh, I'm sorry man. All right, listen, thanks for colling.
But you know what, Look, don't steal sixty thousand dollars
from your son. There is that, all right, Matt, Listen,
have a great day today in best over getting through this.

Speaker 12 (19:50):
Okay, Thanks for having me.

Speaker 2 (19:51):
It was a great talking to you.

Speaker 3 (19:52):
It's a great talking to you too. Yeah, I mean
you know, we laugh like I always said dad to jail.
I know, but it's your You said mom to jail,
and you're like, oh, it's just sad. It's really tough.

Speaker 10 (20:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (20:03):
Now who on the show would you send to jail?

Speaker 1 (20:04):
And why? Oh, well, we know Nate murdered someone, so.

Speaker 3 (20:07):
He's the first time. That was my first though.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
Anybody, all right, all right, I think I go with Scary.
I don't know why, what did I do? I just
want to see who you end up hanging out with.

Speaker 36 (20:16):
That.

Speaker 3 (20:17):
Yeah, we must send you. I think Scary would do well.

Speaker 32 (20:20):
And you know, as New York is a dirty water
hot on a mister a C one hundred Morning Show.

Speaker 37 (20:32):
God kneeling is looking at the car next to you
and seeing their yelling at the same day, you're a
yelling ass.

Speaker 10 (20:37):
You're like, we're in this together.

Speaker 1 (20:39):
One hundred Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (20:40):
What are we googling? We just discovered that if Google
charged like ten cents a search, we would happily pay it.

Speaker 1 (20:47):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, I would.

Speaker 3 (20:48):
Nature over there googling like a googling food.

Speaker 25 (20:50):
Well, you know, we have a lot of conversations when
we're not on the air during the commercial breaks, and
one of the we were talking about some of the
music we've been playing here is a little slow. Yes,
so that you said, oh, it's like a dirge around here.
I said, yeah, it's like a it's like listening to
a funeral dirge. And I had never heard that word before.
So I look up DI I R G E, and
sure enough, it's a like a funeral rite a song.

Speaker 22 (21:11):
Yeah it is.

Speaker 38 (21:12):
It's a jerk, it's a dirge. And then we start
talking about fish, and you go, yeah, he had the
Arctic charge. Yeah, Alex had the Arctic char, and scary goes,
is that is that a white fish? I mean, of course,
a very scary thing to say it's not. So I
looked up arctic char and you're right, it's like a.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
Salmon trout thing.

Speaker 3 (21:32):
It looks like a salmon anyway. So you are officially
the Googler. That's right to Googler. Let me ask you
a question, what have you heard us say on this show?
Because it's rapid fire and sometimes you gotta go, what
what have you heard on our show that made you

(21:54):
go Google? It turns you into the Googler.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
Oh, I'm very worried.

Speaker 20 (21:59):
That if anything ever happens to me, they're going to
search my search history. So I really need one of
you guys to come and delete this because we'll be
talking about things and I just go ahead and google
Yeah things, I'm not even sure if I can say them.

Speaker 1 (22:09):
But stuff pops up, stuff pops up, and it's gonna
make me look real bad.

Speaker 20 (22:13):
You got to be the googler, I am the That's
what happens. I feel like I'm just going to rely
on the excuse of show prep for.

Speaker 10 (22:19):
What it course is.

Speaker 3 (22:20):
Why not, No, they don't check your search history. Yeah,
but it's fun of google things. But we do say
a lot of stuff. In the course of an hour.

Speaker 33 (22:27):
We just.

Speaker 3 (22:29):
Yeah, and it just goes. It just goes so fast.
But you want to look it up and go what
are they talking about? What's scary?

Speaker 6 (22:35):
Well?

Speaker 3 (22:35):
I was at a diner once and the Boston scrad
was on the Medu. I'm like, what is Boston Scrad?
I went right to the Googler and I found out
kind of fishing the Googler cheap fish.

Speaker 10 (22:46):
I do.

Speaker 1 (22:49):
I do that when we're watching old movies. I want
to see what the actor actors looks like now and
if they died and how they died and what's going
on in their lives? And I I Google every single time.

Speaker 3 (23:00):
Look, you know what, we've all become addicted to the Google.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
I know you have Froggy.

Speaker 14 (23:04):
I do it watching like award shows, or do it
watching I I'll see a commercial and I'm like, wait
a second, I recognize that face. They've been in another commercial,
or they've been in a movie. And then I Google
and up, yep, sure enough that person has been in
this movie, that commercial or whatever.

Speaker 3 (23:17):
You're the googler? Yes, hello, Shannon, how are you good?
How are you Elvis doing well? Are you a Googler?

Speaker 24 (23:28):
I am?

Speaker 3 (23:29):
What was one of the things you had to google?

Speaker 21 (23:32):
I had a google the diic dick Yeah, Dick Dick.

Speaker 5 (23:36):
Animal.

Speaker 26 (23:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 24 (23:38):
Well you guys were talking about it, and I'm just like,
what is that.

Speaker 32 (23:41):
I've never heard of that before?

Speaker 3 (23:43):
The dick. What's so funny?

Speaker 1 (23:45):
It's addict I K make sure that's yeah, d ik
d Yeah.

Speaker 7 (23:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (23:50):
If you go, if you do a Googler on the
on dick dick d I K D I K, you'll
see it's it's like a small little deer looking thing.
I spelled it the other way and did not get
an animal.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
You did get an animal, but another animal.

Speaker 3 (24:04):
Shannon. I'm glad that you heard us talk about the
world famous Dick Dick and you gave it a look,
and now you know about the whole new world of
dig Dick.

Speaker 39 (24:11):
I know you guys.

Speaker 24 (24:13):
I listen to you guys every morning when I go
to work. My husband's probably listening in his car right now.
I've tried calling in so many times, and this is
just awesome being able to talk to all of you.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
Well, it's easier to get through when we're not giving
away any money, So there is all right? Well, now
what my question?

Speaker 8 (24:28):
Now?

Speaker 3 (24:29):
Google my Google nation?

Speaker 4 (24:30):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (24:31):
Is dick dick all singular and plural? Is it like
a group of Dick dick or dick dicks?

Speaker 1 (24:35):
Google that?

Speaker 3 (24:36):
Why are you throw the phone? This is a brand
new phone. Thanks for listening, Shannon, I have a dig day.
I think they're called thank you?

Speaker 1 (24:46):
What dikers?

Speaker 3 (24:48):
Dikers?

Speaker 1 (24:53):
Differently d you?

Speaker 3 (24:54):
I R that's plural. I don't know, because you, like,
I was just thinking dikers don't need dig dicks.

Speaker 21 (25:07):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (25:09):
So what else have you googled because of our show? Hello? Rachel, Hi, Hi?
What did you google after hearing about us talk about it.

Speaker 40 (25:18):
Because of Danielle I googled Jason Drulu's Instagram.

Speaker 3 (25:22):
Photos talk about you.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
Did you get to see it before they pulled it down?

Speaker 6 (25:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 34 (25:30):
Yes I did.

Speaker 41 (25:30):
Oh my god, yeah, I know.

Speaker 10 (25:32):
I know.

Speaker 3 (25:32):
You got to find it fast, that is at Yeah,
you need to be a faster googler like you. Rachel.
Thank thanks for being a part of the Elvis trade
boarding show. Googler Nation. Have a good day.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
Remember Merkin when we talked about that, for the first time,
I had to google that. I had no idea what
that was.

Speaker 3 (25:50):
It's very important. Hello, Brittany, Hey, how are you guys? Okay, Brittany,
what did you google because of our show?

Speaker 4 (25:59):
So it wasn't actually me. It was my daughter. She
was riding with me in the car one day and
you guys had mentioned sex.

Speaker 35 (26:06):
And she's ten and I found it in her search history.

Speaker 10 (26:09):
One is sex.

Speaker 3 (26:11):
Jeez wow. And it's because she heard it on our show.
Your ten year old daughter googled the word sex.

Speaker 6 (26:18):
She did, yes, Oh I'm sorry, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:22):
I'm a grown man. And I asked, what is sex? Anyways? Well,
thank you tell your daughter, We said, hi, Hi, Well,
thank you guys.

Speaker 1 (26:31):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (26:32):
Yeah, people learning a lot from googling and the things
that use on our show or other shows too. Hello, Ellen, Hi,
good morning, everybody, Good morning, Well, good morning. So what
did you google after hearing about it on our show?

Speaker 2 (26:44):
I had a google Dutch oven?

Speaker 1 (26:49):
Ask you a question after you googled it? Did you
try to perform that.

Speaker 4 (26:54):
You didn't even know what it was?

Speaker 1 (26:57):
Yeah, it's actually a tool too, isn't it actually a
Dutch oven?

Speaker 3 (27:00):
There's a Dutch oven, yeah, that you can cook in,
and there's a Dutch oven where you get cooked.

Speaker 26 (27:06):
Well I knew about the one that you could cook in,
but not the other one.

Speaker 25 (27:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (27:10):
Yeah, Alex is famous for giving me his Dutch oven.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
I'm so proud for teaching people.

Speaker 3 (27:16):
Yeah, this show really is kind of a waste. Allan,
thank you, having a beautiful day, Thanks for listening to us.
Thank you, Thank you. Danielle, I googled how big were
Daniel's boobs before her reduction?

Speaker 10 (27:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (27:30):
They want to see what was.

Speaker 1 (27:31):
A thirty four double day? Yeah, the googler I feel
like they're back up there now. That's okay, nothing wrong
with that. You just be you.

Speaker 10 (27:42):
I like to will you look at me follow us
on Elvis Ter Show. I'm Social one hundred Elvis Durana
This the one hundred Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (27:58):
Oh question, what did you believe as a kid that
you're embarrassed to admit. Mine was if you started digging,
you would find your way in China. It's true. Well,
they say, if you keep digging, you will end up
in China. And that's how my dad got me to
stop digging holes in the backyard. He said, you're gonna
end up in China and we're not gonna be able
to get you back. And I believe it. Anyone else

(28:20):
have any stupid things.

Speaker 13 (28:22):
I used to.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
Yeah, the gum tree. Remember the gum tree. My mom
used to say, if you swallow gum, you're gonna grow
a gum tree in your stomach. I'm like, but no, no.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
So was it that our parents were liars and had
to tell us these crazy stories to keep us from
irritating them, or like this this person is my dad
told me if I ever kissed a boy, my lips
would fall off.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
No, that was just your dad and you're his daughter
and he doesn't want you kissing boys. That's what that's about.

Speaker 3 (28:58):
I mean, come on, my brother and sister used to
tell me I was adopted by a family from Kansas.
Then I got my mom so upset at me. She
told me she's going to send me back to my
actual family. So like as sissy, I started crying. That
does mean you're a sissy. That means you're set. Your
mom's gonna send you back to your old family. Yeah,

(29:19):
that's fine. I thought if you broke the glass on
a TV screen, the people on the TV would fall
out of the TV into whatever room in the house
you were in.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
That would be awesome. That's awesome, I love it best.

Speaker 3 (29:33):
All right, who's on line twelve? I'm sorry, let's go
to Gandhi. Yes, Gandhi, what did you believe as a kid?

Speaker 20 (29:38):
So when I was younger, I believed all kinds of nonsense.
But my dad told me that there was a thing
that lived under my bed called the butt bite Desaurus,
and if I ever slept with my back to anything
but a wall, this thing would come out and bite
my butt. Also, if I ever got out of my
bed for even a second in the middle of the night,
it would bite off my feet.

Speaker 3 (29:56):
Well, see that sounds kind of scary. I mean, that's
a fighting it is joy.

Speaker 20 (30:03):
Yeah, out of knowing that, I was terrified all the
time in the middle of the night.

Speaker 3 (30:06):
Yeah, what's scary.

Speaker 29 (30:07):
My grandmother told me that if I ate too much
raw spaghetti that worms would grow in my stomach.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
Ew and I.

Speaker 29 (30:15):
Believed her, so I stopped. That was her way of
stopping me from eating raw spaghetti.

Speaker 3 (30:20):
Do we know this isn't true?

Speaker 6 (30:22):
I did.

Speaker 3 (30:24):
Line twelve is Susan. This is a popular one, Susan.
A lot of people thought this. Tell everyone what you
thought was a kid, Susan.

Speaker 40 (30:32):
So we used to go on these boats marches in Germany.
My dad was military. We would drive in these country
towns and my parents used to tell me that, look,
the brown cows make your chocolate milk and the white
cows make your white milky.

Speaker 3 (30:46):
Yeah, that's right. But Gandhi used to would you tell
kids other kids when you were a kid, Gandhi.

Speaker 20 (30:53):
I always used to tell people I had to drink
chocolate milk to keep my skin brown.

Speaker 26 (30:56):
I think I believe that, ye parents, I guess.

Speaker 3 (31:03):
Yeah, I know, dude, that's not as bad. That's not
as bad as telling your kids it's a monster in
your bed is gonna eat your feet off if you
try to get out of bed to go pee in
the middle of the night.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
It's like, wad sense to me because as a kid,
I remember I never stayed in bed and my mom
would yell at me and be like, you're always out
of bed. You never stay in bed. So in order
to keep you in bed, maybe that's what he had
to do.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
It's a monster that's gonna eat your feet off. Dan,
you know that is not a good thing. I'm sorry,
I'm not a parent. Who am I I'm.

Speaker 1 (31:33):
Yeah, I'm not a fan of that.

Speaker 3 (31:34):
Susan. All right, Susan, thank you, have a beautiful day.
Thanks for listening to us. Shannon line twenty four. Oh yeah,
this isn't bad. How's it going? What did you believe
as a kid?

Speaker 42 (31:47):
All right, So when I was in kindergarten, my favorite
thing was pepperoni pizza. Okay, So you know, one day
I was inquisitive and that you know, I asked, well,
where does pepperoni come from?

Speaker 4 (31:56):
Uh?

Speaker 42 (31:56):
So my father decided to tell me, you know, from
the pepperoni trees. So they you know, that's bad enough,
but they decided to take it one step further and
actually allowed me to bury a stick of pepperoni in
our backyard, and I diligently watered that thing every day
for like a solid month before they let me on

(32:18):
the joke.

Speaker 3 (32:22):
That's awesome you. Okay, here's my question. Was it out
of fun or did he just didn't want to tell
you the process in which pepperoni is truly made?

Speaker 11 (32:31):
I mean it is.

Speaker 3 (32:32):
It's kind of a gross process if you think about it,
it certainly is. But I think it was just for
the fun of it.

Speaker 42 (32:38):
I mean we laugh about it now, and I mean,
he's really good to find it funny that I was
on Elvistrat talking about it. I'm going to find a
recording of the plater and play it for him.

Speaker 3 (32:47):
I love that, Shannon. Thank you. You tell your dad
we said, thank you for the story. Okay, I love it.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (32:52):
Great?

Speaker 12 (32:52):
Can I get a T shirt?

Speaker 3 (32:54):
I think we're out of shirt?

Speaker 32 (32:55):
What do we have?

Speaker 29 (32:56):
We have any morning show scrubs in stock right now?
From Hackensack Meridian?

Speaker 1 (33:00):
Yeah, I don't know. If you let me, I'll tell you.

Speaker 3 (33:03):
Let me throw you over to Nate because he he's
a keeper of the scrubs. Hold on one second, okay,
uh yes, Froggy.

Speaker 14 (33:09):
I always thought when I was a kid that when
you turned on the radio station that the band with
the music playing, they were at the radio station playing tunes.

Speaker 3 (33:18):
I always did too. They used to drive by k
l i F in downtown Dallas and they were a
huge building and I would be we'd be listening as
we were driving by. This is like my first memory
and fascination with the radio. I knew that they were
all in there, like okay, that band's done, all right,
the Beatles just saying okay, the Beatles have to get out.
Bring in Chicago. You know some old group. Here comes

(33:39):
Oulton John. If you can get the Beatles out of here,
Elton John has to do the next song.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
I used to believe it too.

Speaker 3 (33:45):
What's up, Danielle.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
I always saw when you called a radio station a
requested a song, they.

Speaker 3 (33:50):
Actually played it.

Speaker 14 (33:56):
Well, they had to call him and get him to
come back to the station to sing the song.

Speaker 3 (33:59):
That's why time request Elton John. He's on a break.

Speaker 24 (34:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 20 (34:05):
My mom told me that they actually found me in
a dumpster and that I was adopted from monkeys. That
monkeys threw me in a dumpster and I moved in
with my family, so when we went to the zoo
one time, my mom and I were looking at the
monkeys and one of them started slamming on the glass
and she said, oh no, your monkey mommy wants you back,
and I had a heart attack.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
She said, I started screaming and crying.

Speaker 3 (34:24):
Bondy, and let me ask you a question. How did
you not grow up to be a mass murderer because
your mother and dad fed your head with the most awful,
awful scenarios.

Speaker 6 (34:34):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
I think it explains a lot about me.

Speaker 20 (34:38):
But she did say she never felt like a worst
mother ever in her life than when she said that,
And all the people around her were like, oh my god.

Speaker 3 (34:44):
You're hole. The monkey mommy is coming back to get you. Good,
no wonder a little twisted, but in a good way.
Maybe we should take your parents for making you so twisted?
And Marie, oh what is this? And Marie what did?

Speaker 10 (35:02):
What? Did?

Speaker 7 (35:03):
What?

Speaker 3 (35:03):
Lies?

Speaker 8 (35:03):
Do?

Speaker 3 (35:03):
They feed your head as a kid?

Speaker 19 (35:05):
Hey, how are you?

Speaker 3 (35:07):
We're doing well?

Speaker 19 (35:08):
When we were when we were younger, my dad would
told us that if we touched baby birds we would
get this disease called chickenosis, And so we touching the
birds and just recently, my brother, who is an owner
of his own architectural firm, is sitting with his board
members and they're talking about birds, and he starts telling

(35:28):
them that you can't touch the baby birds or you'll
get chickenosis. And they all had a great laugh, and
he realized halfway through that there was no such thing
as chickenosis.

Speaker 18 (35:37):
It there as you can imagine.

Speaker 3 (35:43):
I can imagine. But baby birds do have you sometimes
they have little diseases. You don't want your kids like
touching birds and licking their fingers. And it's okay in
a way. I see how that lie made some sense
a little bit. All right, A Marie, thank you, Thank
you so much. Megan online fifteen. Oh this is a
good one cause you know, the big, the big question

(36:04):
that I would never want to answer from my child,
if I ever ever had one, is where do babies
come from? I would never want to go down this road. So, Megan,
what happened to you when you were a kid.

Speaker 18 (36:14):
Well, I think I was just a little too logical,
but I thought babies came from the babies are as
store toys r us is where you got the toys.
So therefore babies came from babies are us.

Speaker 3 (36:31):
It makes all the sense in the world. You would
think they got a little factory going in there. Yeah,
all right, see you did. You started your life out
being very sensible.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
I get it.

Speaker 3 (36:41):
So apparently you're still as sensible as you were then,
I'm sure right.

Speaker 18 (36:45):
Oh absolutely. My mom will tell you stories for days.
I also didn't know how an ATM worked, so I
would always want something as a child, and she would say,
we don't have the money, and I said, go to
the machine. The machine gives you money. I don't know
how to find her points you need money in the account.

Speaker 3 (37:02):
No, it's such a machine. It's a money machine, it's
all it is. All right, I'll want to run down
to the ATM today, grab me some free money. Hillary
Online twenty one. I'll see now, Hillary, is this something
you thought of in your mind? Or your parents told
you this?

Speaker 24 (37:19):
So?

Speaker 15 (37:19):
I think it started off as a joke, But then
my mind, I was probably five or six in my
mind literally just went running for it.

Speaker 41 (37:28):
And it lasted for years.

Speaker 3 (37:30):
What did you believe?

Speaker 15 (37:32):
So my dad told me he had two bug bites
on his neck one summer, and I was like, Dad,
what happened? And he said, I got bit by a vampire,
and I thought for sure that he had been bit
by a vampire, and that then that vampire lived in
my closet. Every night before I went to bed, I

(37:56):
had this big piggy bank full of coins that was heavy,
and I would push it in front of my closet
door and then run and jump in my bed and
sleep with the covers over my head because I thought
the vampire couldn't get out of my closet with this
piggy bank and with my head under the covers, that
couldn't go.

Speaker 3 (38:12):
Let me ask you this, and you can be honest,
do you still to this day, Hillary, have a little
bit of a fright of closets knowing that there's a
vampire in there, a little bit.

Speaker 15 (38:20):
Oh, I'm a terrible sleeper. I don't think I ever
became a good sleeper for my whole life because of
this like side joke that my dad thought was funny.

Speaker 3 (38:31):
Yeah, see, scarred for life. Count draculas living in your
freaking closet. This is serious tough people, all right, Hillary,
thank you thanks for listening to us, see and have
a great day. That's the thing, you know, what they
think they're being funny with these little stories. They don't
know that they're messing us up and scarring us for
the rest of our lives forever. Oh my god, I

(38:53):
thought when my dad's new job said they gave paid vacation,
they would pay for our vacation to Disney World.

Speaker 22 (38:57):
No, no, no, no.

Speaker 7 (39:00):
Son.

Speaker 3 (39:01):
I told my niece that if I touched her belly button,
her butt would fall off, and she believed me. Uh
My mom said fig Newton's were made with fly eggs.
They do they taste like ants. Well, my friend's son,
Danny would misbehave. He would threaten to take him back
to the Danny store and get a new Danny. Look
at this, this is gotta be psychologically damaging. What's up

(39:23):
for scary?

Speaker 29 (39:24):
Someone said that they believe that if you stuck your
tongue out at people, the tongue grabber would come and
grab your tongue and stretch it out like they do
in the cartoons.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
Oh, why not, it'd be scary, Yes, Miss Gandhi smile.

Speaker 20 (39:38):
And Steven said he thought you had to respond to
Dora through the TV, so one time he decided not
to respond, and the evil Fox stole her bag. So
he was convinced it was his fault and he would
never not respond to Dora again.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
And there you have it. We believe it.

Speaker 3 (39:51):
You know what it's like, You have a nightmare and
you wake up in your No, it's not real, but
part of you does sort of think it could be
a little real.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
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Speaker 10 (40:04):
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Speaker 1 (40:12):
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Speaker 3 (40:13):
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Speaker 10 (40:18):
Duran and the C one hundred Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (40:21):
I'm gonna have let's do a segment called let me
speak to the manager and if you want to complain
about something you hear on the show, come to me
and let let's let's talk it out.

Speaker 10 (40:31):
Is good?

Speaker 14 (40:32):
You can we call every can every listener be either
Karen or Carl or whether you want the male.

Speaker 20 (40:38):
Karen and Ken.

Speaker 3 (40:39):
Oh okay, sometimes you got to speak to the manager.
I will be the manager and we'll see what happens.
But I love people they go online They're like, I'm
so offended. I'm going to talk to your superior. Okay, Okay,
I don't think we have one, but go find one, okay,
all right? You know there is a big complaint by
the way, a lot of people listen to us on demand,
you know elvistream Morning show on demand. Uh, we don't

(41:00):
play music there and the reason why and people don't
like this, but it's true. It's because of licensing. We
would have to pay a buttload of money every time
you played a song on the Elvis drand Show on
demand channel.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
So there you go. Oh I didn't know that.

Speaker 3 (41:13):
Oh wait, I have someone named Karen who wants to
speak to the manager line too. Let's go talk to Karen. Hey, Karen, how.

Speaker 21 (41:20):
Are you good morning?

Speaker 3 (41:24):
Letting me speak to the manager. This is Elvis drand
the manager speaking.

Speaker 35 (41:30):
Yes, Manager, Elvis Duran. I just can say that I
love your show and your whole team. And when you
first came on in Vermont, I wasn't sure if I
was going to like it or not because I'd never
had a syndicated show to listen to in the morning,
and I didn't know how that was going to work
without local people telling me what was going on locally.

Speaker 19 (41:52):
But all of you are so hilarious.

Speaker 35 (41:56):
You have such a great dynamic and your non judgment.
Then so and I just love everything I would say
prior to today. My only complaint would be that I
could never get through when I call and.

Speaker 32 (42:11):
I said a little prayer, and here we are.

Speaker 3 (42:14):
See the power of prayers. It's very real. But wait, Karen,
hold on. And then, by the way, very sweet what
you just said. It wore our hearts. But there's got
to be a complaint. We need a complaint here, come
on something, come on. And by the way, we're syndicated.
I didn't know. I don't even know where we are.

(42:35):
We're in Vermont. We're on in Vermont. Did you know
we're on in Toronto?

Speaker 28 (42:42):
I did, because I listened to you.

Speaker 35 (42:44):
Yes I did.

Speaker 36 (42:45):
Did you know?

Speaker 3 (42:47):
I know we're on in Miami, We're on in Des Moines.
We're give me the list of stations.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
Wrong, go.

Speaker 41 (42:58):
But I don't know.

Speaker 3 (43:00):
Yeah, Richmond, we're on everywhere. Well, look, I'm glad you're
listening to us. And thanks for listening. I wish you
had a complaint. We're going to find a complaint. We'll
get one on for you soon, Karen, I promised. It's
great hearing from you, even though we don't have a complaint.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
Still have no complain, I know what a bummer?

Speaker 3 (43:16):
Uh, mister manager, The question is, I Heart is a
million dollar corporation. Why are you always scrounging to put
money in the free money Pete.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
Yeah, that's a good question. If you guys have no
idea that Elvis actually Venmo Scottie Beet whatever we give away.

Speaker 30 (43:31):
I know.

Speaker 3 (43:32):
Here's another another complaint to the manager. I have a complaint.
You don't have enough fart and vomit talk. I'm a
nurse and I need more.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
Hey, I told you they loved it all right now
the complaints you're coming out? Turn that off?

Speaker 3 (43:46):
Got it wanted more? I was giving her what she wants. Sorry,
let's go to the line seventeen. Rachel, Yes, Rachel, let
me speak to the manager. That's the name of this segment.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
What can we do for you?

Speaker 28 (43:58):
Well, I have a significan an issue, okay, which is
that I think it is unconscionable that you are employing
an alleged serial killer.

Speaker 3 (44:09):
True we do. We don't have proof, but we are
somewhat convinced that Nate has killed people.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
Yeah, no, I haven't I a murderer.

Speaker 23 (44:20):
Okay, here, I've been listening since I was thirteen and
I am thirty something now, and this has been going
on for many, many years, and I just have to
say I find that deeply concerning.

Speaker 15 (44:36):
But you know that is complaint.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
He could blame it on the alien probe because, if
you remember, he thinks he was probe by aliens at
one point. Think so maybe the alien probe made him
murder people?

Speaker 28 (44:48):
Sure like a likely story, a likely story.

Speaker 3 (44:52):
All right, Rachel, you know we're waiting for him to
slip up. We're waiting to catch him. We do think
that straight Nate is a serial killer. As soon as
we find out more, we'll let you know. I promise
until the I can't fire him because I'll get sued,
you know. Oh God, thank you, Rachel, thanks for listening
to it. All right, let's see, let me speak to
the manager. I have a complaint. You're not on Serious

(45:13):
XEM anymore. No, they pull the plug on us. All right,
Well there's that. You can listen to us otherways on
the iHeartRadio app. Okay, let's see another complaint, mister manager.
Every time there's a giveaway, I can't get through, says Kelly. Yeah,
I'm sorry, Kelly, but that's you know what, that's how
the contest thing works.

Speaker 1 (45:33):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (45:35):
My complaint to the manager. Nate is a Debbie downer.
He's always negative. See line six. Is David welcome to
uh let me speak to the manager. It's Elvis Drain,
your manager speaking. What can I do for you?

Speaker 5 (45:51):
David?

Speaker 21 (45:52):
Good morning?

Speaker 12 (45:53):
How are you?

Speaker 3 (45:54):
We're doing well? Thank you? What can we do for you?
I'm the manager today, ye daga.

Speaker 21 (45:58):
I cauught up out a year ago this year in
my wait long surgery, and I spoke to you because
I know you had a surgery and that he's I
think I was off for a T shirt and I
never received him in a year.

Speaker 3 (46:08):
Year and Scotty B hasn't sent you your T shirt. Scotty, well, okay,
what size.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
Do you, Scottie?

Speaker 13 (46:17):
I don't know. I mean party large, but I do
have shirts.

Speaker 21 (46:21):
I never complain. I love your show, but it just
it wasn't me.

Speaker 3 (46:25):
I did listen, hold on. I didn't start sending stuff
out until the pandemic started. Nobody else was in the building.
Every time somebody wins something, I send it that day.
All we have to do is send him a shirt.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
We don't have any.

Speaker 3 (46:40):
We want a shirt fair and square, and now we
don't have any shirts. We have the bootleg shirts from
that lady. I'll send him one of those. We were
to send you a boot leg shirt. Those are these
are great. You can't get them anywhere because their bootleg David,
hold on a second, thanks for calling. I speak to
the manager, is Carly? Yes, Carly, welcome to let me
speak to the manager. I'm Elvis Duran. You mader on duty.

(47:00):
What can I do for you?

Speaker 28 (47:02):
Hi, Elvis rand I really need to speak to you.

Speaker 15 (47:04):
I don't think you guys do enough segments about mayonnaise anymore.

Speaker 19 (47:08):
I always love listening.

Speaker 28 (47:10):
To Danielle throwing up every time you guys talked about mayonnaise.

Speaker 3 (47:14):
Danielle. See Danielle, Actually, if she just sits there and
thinks about mayn a'se, she will she will starts, she
will throw up. It's the strangest thing, Danielle me.

Speaker 18 (47:23):
Personally, in a potato salad and doubled eggs and warm.

Speaker 3 (47:29):
Warm, it goes here, goes Danielle. That's not fa that's
very that's very real.

Speaker 1 (47:43):
Oh no, you guys, this is not nice.

Speaker 16 (47:49):
Danielle.

Speaker 14 (47:49):
What if you went to like a fast food restaurant
and you got like a coke and they handed it
to you. You thought it was a milkshake and you
went to flirt the straw and it was mayonnaise.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
What about male lift out in the sun?

Speaker 3 (48:02):
Do you feel about that? All right, there you go,
no reason to complain now, Carlo, this gave you a segments.
Let me speak to the manager. Please hold Daniel. What
if you put mayonnaise in a pot and you boiled
it and like bubbled? All right, we got to move on.
Thanks for listening to Let me speak to the manager.

Speaker 10 (48:25):
Is Elvis Durant and the C one hundred Morning Show.

Speaker 39 (48:34):
Don't answer the phone, Elvis Durande, Elvis Duran's phone tab scary?

Speaker 3 (48:39):
Yes, what's it all about?

Speaker 29 (48:40):
Well, Chris's girlfriend Kelsey hates telemarketers. She doesn't listen to
the show, so that's why she'd be a perfect phone
tap victim, especially by our relentless telephone telemarketer, mister Michael Oppenheimer.

Speaker 3 (48:52):
I like it you speak about him in the third person,
like exactly, like I'm not Hemmerson and you really are.
So here we go.

Speaker 1 (48:58):
Let's see what it's all about.

Speaker 3 (49:00):
Scaries, I mean Oppenheimer's phone tap.

Speaker 1 (49:02):
Hello, good afternoon.

Speaker 11 (49:04):
This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with Zachary's Nuts. How are
you doing today?

Speaker 43 (49:07):
Means I'm fine.

Speaker 11 (49:09):
Zachary's Nuts offers a wide array of nuts for your
holiday season. This handsome handled tree basket includes sun dried apricots, honey,
roosted peanuts.

Speaker 33 (49:17):
Thank you.

Speaker 26 (49:17):
I'm really not interested. Thank you so much.

Speaker 11 (49:19):
Which is the quantity you'd like to add to your cart? Hello,
good efternoon. This is mister Michael Opor with Zachary's How
are you doing today?

Speaker 26 (49:31):
Miss I wasted?

Speaker 11 (49:32):
We have for you today a special offer that you
can't refuse. It's the holiday Entertaining Nuts sampler basket from.

Speaker 26 (49:38):
Zachary I'm not interested. Thank you.

Speaker 27 (49:41):
This gourmet wicker nut basket comes with interested thank you.
Certainly you celebrate the holidays, don't you. Hello, Hello, this
is mister Michael Oppenheimer with Zachary's Nuts.

Speaker 26 (49:55):
Are you kidding me? Your not?

Speaker 27 (49:57):
If you don't stop calling me, just imagine, just imagine
the look on your guest's face when you blop Zachary's
Nuts on your coffee table for the holidays.

Speaker 26 (50:06):
I don't can I want to speak to a manager.
And let me speak to a manager right now. I
want your name.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
I am the manager's name.

Speaker 11 (50:11):
My name is mister Michael Oppenheimer.

Speaker 26 (50:14):
You're the worst manager I've ever heard in my life.

Speaker 11 (50:15):
I'm a telemony.

Speaker 26 (50:16):
You can call me anymore.

Speaker 22 (50:18):
Do you know?

Speaker 11 (50:18):
Zachary's nuts can also be put in the oven?

Speaker 33 (50:21):
What with you?

Speaker 1 (50:22):
You can actually the recording?

Speaker 26 (50:24):
Can you hear me?

Speaker 25 (50:24):
Can you?

Speaker 26 (50:25):
Can you hear what I'm saying?

Speaker 11 (50:26):
I can hear what you're saying. I can hear what
you're saying. Which credit card would you like to use today?

Speaker 26 (50:31):
Are you nuts?

Speaker 1 (50:33):
Yes?

Speaker 11 (50:33):
In fact, we're full of nuts. Zachary's also offers the
holiday party tray of uncooked nuts, where you massage each
nut with some oil, then you stuff them in the
oven and nurse them.

Speaker 26 (50:44):
I'm allergic nuts. My kids are allergic nuts. Everyone in
my family's allergic nuts.

Speaker 11 (50:49):
Introducing for this holiday season our Bavarian nut lollipops. You
lick on the hard candy and when you get to
the center, you've still got a.

Speaker 1 (50:57):
Nut to suck on.

Speaker 4 (50:58):
You're wasting my day.

Speaker 26 (50:59):
Doesn't that you have the most the grating heard?

Speaker 15 (51:03):
You should not be making calls.

Speaker 11 (51:05):
Let me dangle these nuts in front of your face.

Speaker 41 (51:08):
Who listened to me?

Speaker 11 (51:09):
We'll also throw in this Christmas ribbon which will be
tied around Zachary's nuts. We have the Merry Christmas Harvest
Nuts Sampler.

Speaker 26 (51:17):
Gift box to the pants off of this company. You're
insulting me, and you're assaulting me with a phone call.

Speaker 13 (51:24):
I'm over it.

Speaker 11 (51:25):
We do have assaulted and an unsaulted gift box in
case you have high blood pressure.

Speaker 10 (51:29):
Oh my god, really really?

Speaker 26 (51:32):
Oh a gift saw stop coming?

Speaker 11 (51:36):
Hello?

Speaker 26 (51:39):
Hey for brains.

Speaker 11 (51:41):
This is mister Michael up and armor with Zachary's holiday
entertaining basket.

Speaker 26 (51:46):
Don't want your nuts, but.

Speaker 11 (51:48):
Nuts bring tear to the mouths of so many Oh
nuts weigh two pounds. Now you can have the nut
mix including cashews, dry fruit, smoked almonds. But wait, there's more.

Speaker 26 (52:03):
Why don't you to your family every but you're not
on the coffee table at your own hound.

Speaker 11 (52:09):
We also have little nut sex for just five dollars
in ninety nine cents.

Speaker 26 (52:13):
That's a little nuts.

Speaker 28 (52:14):
You married?

Speaker 26 (52:15):
Are you married?

Speaker 10 (52:15):
Did you?

Speaker 15 (52:15):
I hate you?

Speaker 26 (52:16):
Because right now I do.

Speaker 27 (52:17):
You make a great stocking stuffer. Hello, Hello, yeah you
are This is mister, Michael, helloo, how.

Speaker 28 (52:31):
Do you buy?

Speaker 26 (52:33):
This is naked call? This is mister what do you
want to say?

Speaker 11 (52:37):
All of Zachary's nuts are carefully handled and handpicked.

Speaker 10 (52:42):
What what?

Speaker 26 (52:43):
I can't hear you?

Speaker 11 (52:44):
You have expert team of fifteen nut pluckers who sort
through and choose only the finest nuts.

Speaker 24 (52:50):
What?

Speaker 6 (52:51):
What did they say?

Speaker 1 (52:52):
What I said? How many trays of these would you
like to buy?

Speaker 11 (52:56):
Today?

Speaker 26 (52:58):
That's so many praise?

Speaker 10 (52:59):
I want this.

Speaker 11 (53:00):
I've been handling Zachary's nuts for four years myself, and
I gotta say that Zacharyes are the best nuts I've
ever swallowed.

Speaker 21 (53:08):
I don't want.

Speaker 11 (53:10):
Recommend you swallowing nuts whole.

Speaker 21 (53:15):
Chris, it's going on right now?

Speaker 12 (53:19):
What is going on?

Speaker 35 (53:21):
Is this?

Speaker 10 (53:22):
This is scary?

Speaker 4 (53:23):
Is this?

Speaker 10 (53:24):
This is scary?

Speaker 17 (53:25):
Jones?

Speaker 1 (53:25):
But Helvis the Rand in the Morning show.

Speaker 3 (53:30):
Laughing, that's your boyfriend.

Speaker 26 (53:32):
I'm going to kill you, sing to kill you? Are
you kidding me?

Speaker 25 (53:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 26 (53:41):
What did you do with your friends? And JUNI guys
get together? You pick on me with my friends.

Speaker 21 (53:46):
It's the radio.

Speaker 3 (53:51):
It's Elvis d Uran in the morning show. Don't you
listen to the radio in the morning.

Speaker 11 (54:00):
This phone tables prerecorded permission granted by all participates.

Speaker 39 (54:04):
The Elvis Terran phonesap only on Elvis Duran in the
Morning show.

Speaker 3 (54:10):
Uh is it time for the answers meet?

Speaker 2 (54:12):
Sure?

Speaker 3 (54:12):
Well, so you ask, how does one play? The answer
is meat. It's simple. The answer is me.

Speaker 1 (54:23):
Okay, I follow so far.

Speaker 3 (54:25):
So no matter what happens, that's the answer. The answer
is meat.

Speaker 2 (54:30):
Meat.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
Okay. Seems like it would be difficult to get this
game wrong. Seems like it seems like it.

Speaker 3 (54:36):
All right, Uh, let's take a run. Let's see what
happens here. Let's go talk to Courtney. Hello, Courtney, welcome
to The answer is meat. How are you today?

Speaker 4 (54:45):
Hello, lady Helo, good morning.

Speaker 3 (54:48):
Wait on the all right, so ready for the answer
is meet.

Speaker 1 (54:52):
I am all right.

Speaker 3 (54:54):
What is your father's name?

Speaker 1 (54:58):
Brian in it?

Speaker 5 (55:00):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (55:03):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (55:04):
The answer is meat. Hold on. This happens every single time.
Larn Good morning. Zach, yo, yo, what's so? What's up? Zach?

Speaker 2 (55:24):
There?

Speaker 3 (55:24):
He is there, he is, there's Zach.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (55:27):
Ready, where are you calling from?

Speaker 2 (55:29):
I'm calling from Binghamton, New York.

Speaker 3 (55:31):
Perfect now listen closely finish this phrase. It's a wonderful
sandwich that we eat women go to Philadelphia. They make
it better than anyone else. Welcome to the answers meat.
Finish this phrase Philly cheese. No, it's Philly cheese. Barbara

(55:53):
streisand I wish we were I wish we were playing.
The answer is barbarst Okay, all right, Zach didn't get it.
It's just people are texting and they're mad. I know, Hey, Michael,
Welcome to. The answer is meat. You get this at
I Hop and you pour syrup over the top.

Speaker 21 (56:13):
What is it?

Speaker 8 (56:16):
Fair?

Speaker 21 (56:17):
Kicks?

Speaker 10 (56:24):
Is this a joke?

Speaker 1 (56:27):
Every listener?

Speaker 3 (56:27):
I'm asking a question.

Speaker 1 (56:30):
Answers meat.

Speaker 3 (56:33):
Let's go talk to a Christina. Hi, Christina, Hi, Hi.
We have an extra day in February because it's leap.

Speaker 9 (56:43):
Year.

Speaker 3 (56:47):
Answer is.

Speaker 1 (56:52):
Leap meat.

Speaker 3 (56:55):
Don't give away the answers. I mean we do already.
Who was that? Okay, hold on, let me go to
the next one. Welcome to the answer is meet Christine.
Oh Hi Gorning, Hello Christine. You put your gloves on
your hands, you put your shoes on your No, Croggy,

(57:17):
don't give away the answer on the answer is meat.
Damn man, We've got rules here. Frustrating Hi Bob, Hello, monkeys,
holda that.

Speaker 4 (57:33):
Hey.

Speaker 3 (57:34):
Question in the answer is meat. What country is directly
north of the United States?

Speaker 21 (57:40):
I know this, I want to see.

Speaker 3 (57:42):
The answer is hairspray. No, the answer is meat. Hold on.

Speaker 2 (57:48):
That weird.

Speaker 3 (57:49):
It is weird. The whole thing's weird. The whole thing
is just making me mad. People are yelling, people are texting,
and oh my god, these people are so stupid. We
live in a world of idiot I can't believe this.
I'm yelling at the f N radio right now. I
can't understand what's going on. How they feel?

Speaker 17 (58:06):
All right?

Speaker 3 (58:08):
Okay, that was Bob. Dawn is next, Dawn. Hi, Hey Dawn, Hi,
where's Daniel?

Speaker 1 (58:14):
Says due.

Speaker 3 (58:18):
Dawn, Well, welcome to The answer is meat. How are
you doing this morning?

Speaker 23 (58:23):
I'm fine?

Speaker 25 (58:23):
Thank you?

Speaker 3 (58:24):
How are you fine?

Speaker 11 (58:26):
Okay?

Speaker 10 (58:26):
Here we go on.

Speaker 3 (58:26):
The answer is meet. When you go to the theater,
they tell you please find your see no, see it's
not seat. The answer is meet.

Speaker 25 (58:41):
Boy.

Speaker 1 (58:42):
People can't get it. Come up math.

Speaker 3 (58:45):
Let's see how people do with math. Maybe math will help.
But Hi, David, I'm just I'm having just the best
date today. We're playing. The answer is meat. How much
is three times six?

Speaker 25 (58:59):
Three times?

Speaker 21 (59:00):
They no.

Speaker 3 (59:05):
The answer. The answer is meet.

Speaker 1 (59:11):
That would have been the first time I got a
math question.

Speaker 3 (59:13):
Right, you just did the answers me?

Speaker 1 (59:16):
You knew the answer?

Speaker 3 (59:19):
All right? One more because I I can't.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
I can't. I just can't.

Speaker 3 (59:25):
Hello, Jesse, Hi, Hello? Am you okay? So Welcome to
the answer is me.

Speaker 21 (59:34):
Thank you?

Speaker 15 (59:34):
He seating so hard right now.

Speaker 32 (59:35):
I love you guys so much.

Speaker 3 (59:37):
I hope you get this. Which family my name? Which
family is featured on Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

Speaker 7 (59:47):
The Kardashians.

Speaker 3 (59:49):
No, the answer, hold on, hold on, I know not
know this. The answers meet. Really, I mean, we can
go all day, but we really shouldn't.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
To me, this is terrifying.

Speaker 3 (01:00:04):
I don't I don't want to push another button button
to push if we had one, I don't know. Let's
just let's just call it a day, all right. Where's
the music? Thank you for playing? The answer is meet.

Speaker 1 (01:00:19):
No, you cannot believe it? I mean I can.

Speaker 5 (01:00:25):
Does it?

Speaker 8 (01:00:25):
Have it?

Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
Put its OUTRAGEO.

Speaker 3 (01:00:27):
I'm just going to pick up a line at random.

Speaker 44 (01:00:29):
Here we go.

Speaker 3 (01:00:30):
Hello, who is this.

Speaker 26 (01:00:33):
Melissa?

Speaker 3 (01:00:34):
Melissa on Halloween? You scream it out loud. Welcome to
the answer is meat by the way on Halloween you
scream out trick or trick or meat Day. The answer

(01:00:56):
is the Answers Meet.

Speaker 21 (01:00:59):
Congratulations.

Speaker 5 (01:01:00):
Great.

Speaker 3 (01:01:00):
I don't think this is great at all. If anything,
this is proving were otherwise. Man, all right, well, thank
you for winning on the Answers Meet. What do you
have for Melissa? Anything good? Anything for all that you
got to give away? Something good looking, tight fan elvisan
T shirt and a companion copy of Elvis Duran where
where I begin the book?

Speaker 2 (01:01:19):
Hey?

Speaker 32 (01:01:20):
Okay, oh that's great. Thank you guys. I listened to
you all the time.

Speaker 3 (01:01:26):
Well, thank you for me the only voice of reason today.

Speaker 24 (01:01:31):
But I could not listen to those people anymore.

Speaker 5 (01:01:33):
I know, I know.

Speaker 3 (01:01:34):
Look, it's if the answers me. Hold on one second, Melissa,
she's lying eighteen Okay, thank you.

Speaker 10 (01:01:40):
We don't care what you look like when you get up.
Listen to Elvis Duran and the Z one hundred Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:01:45):
On the C one hundred channel with our free iHeartRadio.

Speaker 10 (01:01:48):
Applis Duran and the Z one hundred Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (01:01:56):
Do we want to talk about micro cheating?

Speaker 21 (01:01:59):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:02:00):
Yeah, why excited about micro cheating conversation?

Speaker 20 (01:02:03):
Well, I heard just one of them and I was
very intrigued by it, and now I wonder if I,
in fact am a micro cheater, or of all of us.

Speaker 1 (01:02:10):
What is the definition of micro cheating?

Speaker 3 (01:02:14):
Little things you can do that some would assume are cheating.

Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
Okay, okay, right? Is that good?

Speaker 45 (01:02:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 20 (01:02:20):
Because I think a lot of stuff I would just
think is friendly interaction.

Speaker 1 (01:02:23):
But maybe it's not. Maybe it's more than that.

Speaker 2 (01:02:25):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:02:25):
I'm gonna talk about touching. Okay, here you're serving your
tongue in their mouth.

Speaker 3 (01:02:29):
I remember micro cheating Actually was that buzzy word back
in like twenty eighteen. I mean, it's been around for
a while, not new.

Speaker 24 (01:02:35):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:02:37):
It's a series of seemingly small actions that indicate a
person is emotionally or physically focused on someone outside their relationship. Okay, yep,
that's a clearer understanding, at least what this definition is
signs you are a micro cheater. According to this article
I'm reading from wherever, you save the number of a

(01:03:00):
person with a name of the opposite sex that they
are so your partner doesn't get curious if the calls
are texts come in.

Speaker 20 (01:03:10):
Oh, that's okay, super scandalous.

Speaker 1 (01:03:13):
That's a problem. That's a problem. Or you say it
was like the pizza place. Why is Domino's calling all
the time? You're hungry?

Speaker 3 (01:03:21):
I might have done that before. You might have done that, yeah,
prior to this relationship.

Speaker 1 (01:03:27):
Yes, okay, all right, well look at you.

Speaker 3 (01:03:29):
So if I was micro cheating on Alex, I would
have a call from.

Speaker 20 (01:03:33):
Doris, right, if you're not actually going down that path
with someone those sometimes I understand why somebody might do
that because okay, so a lot of people in relationships
are jealous of friends of the opposite sex, and that's it.
You're just friends. But you don't want to tell your friend.
I can't talk to you because my boyfriend or husband
is jealous, So you save their name is something else,
and then it's just not a problem.

Speaker 3 (01:03:53):
Okay, Well I see your point there, because I can
then say I can imagine some aces of micro cheating
just to keep out of hot water, right, I know,
I know, Danielle, I can see you judging me over there.

Speaker 24 (01:04:07):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:04:07):
I'm not judging. I just think that that's just a
problem really waiting to happen.

Speaker 3 (01:04:11):
It is a problem. It's a problem that I have
to be dishonest. You made me, all right, Mike rocheating. Uh,
you are always following complimenting some people on social media,
even if your partner doesn't like that. Oh well, okay,
that's your problem that you don't like me cheating on

(01:04:34):
kidding at parties. You love to flirt even if your
partner's with you.

Speaker 10 (01:04:38):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:04:39):
I have a friend who does that all the time.
And one day her husband walked out of the party.
She was like, he was like, I'm not doing this
anymore and walk right out. It was crazy. Ye see.

Speaker 20 (01:04:49):
I think that one can get confusing, too, because I
think a lot of people think I'm flirting with them
when I'm not. I've said this before. If you think
I'm flirting, I promise I'm not. If you think I'm
a weirdo and can't speak to you, that's me trying
to flirt.

Speaker 3 (01:04:59):
Okay, got it? Yeah, duly noted. Micro cheating could be
you have a really close friend, let's say, from college,
whom your partner has never met, but you're still really
good friends with them, so you still communicate with them,
but you really haven't introduced them to your friendship.

Speaker 1 (01:05:14):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:05:15):
It depends on the location, and I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:05:17):
I don't know, I don't know about this. Listen, now,
I feel like I'm being targeted.

Speaker 3 (01:05:22):
Here's what I this is a weird one. The moment
you're introduced to a good looking person, so when you're
attracted to you want a selfie with them. That's just
I find that just kind of creepy.

Speaker 1 (01:05:34):
This is creepy.

Speaker 3 (01:05:35):
Yeah, it's not even flirting. It's like I like to
touch you if I put the contact.

Speaker 1 (01:05:43):
Signed.

Speaker 3 (01:05:44):
Your partner could be micro cheating. They are suspiciously protective
of their phone.

Speaker 1 (01:05:49):
Yeah m hm, I get that.

Speaker 37 (01:05:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:05:52):
I think they're just doing other things too, the stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:05:56):
They shouldn't be doing.

Speaker 1 (01:05:56):
Yeah, you don't need to see my search history though.

Speaker 3 (01:05:58):
They follow your No, they follow their ex partners on
social media.

Speaker 1 (01:06:03):
No, I mean I don't think so. It depends. I
mean if you have kids in common, or you have
you know, I mean, there's okay.

Speaker 3 (01:06:13):
They bring up their ex partner in a conversation more
than a normal amount everything.

Speaker 1 (01:06:17):
That's kind of weird.

Speaker 3 (01:06:19):
They bring up their ex partner while you're having.

Speaker 11 (01:06:21):
Sex, very weird.

Speaker 1 (01:06:22):
They yell out their names.

Speaker 3 (01:06:23):
They dragged them into the room. Their profiles on dating
apps still exist.

Speaker 1 (01:06:28):
Oh for sure. Yeah, yeah, that is a problem. That's
a problem.

Speaker 3 (01:06:34):
They prefer to going events alone.

Speaker 36 (01:06:39):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:06:39):
That's suspicious. They're always smiling at their phones, not sharing
what they're looking at.

Speaker 2 (01:06:47):
What are you like?

Speaker 1 (01:06:47):
What are you looking at? What's so funny? What's the funny?

Speaker 3 (01:06:50):
By's your hand on your pants? Always smiling your phone?
Is that sharing what they're looking at?

Speaker 25 (01:06:56):
It?

Speaker 29 (01:06:56):
Yeah, because a lot of times people send you memes
or things in a group chat, and then things are
funny and they may not like that sense of humor,
but I do so a lot of times I laugh
when I stare at.

Speaker 11 (01:07:06):
My phone and it means nothing.

Speaker 25 (01:07:08):
Why no.

Speaker 3 (01:07:08):
But if someone said, hey, what are you laughing at?
And you go, oh, nothing, maybe it's something, uh, you know,
sexual or something.

Speaker 1 (01:07:16):
Okay, all right, all right, can we go back to
the one right before that? First?

Speaker 3 (01:07:19):
I think they prefer going to events alone.

Speaker 20 (01:07:20):
Yes, okay, we have a lot of events. We attend
a lot of stuff. Our significant others might not want
to go all the time. So isn't it just kind
of nicer? I feel like you don't have to.

Speaker 25 (01:07:28):
I got this.

Speaker 3 (01:07:29):
You prefer to go alone?

Speaker 1 (01:07:30):
Yeah, if they want to go and you tell them, yeah,
oh yeah, that's I don't mean you there because I
can't flirt with Chuck exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:07:37):
Why don't you stay home tonight? Well, I mean why
take sands to the beach? I mean no, you don't
want to go to this? Do you always make an
effort to look nice if you know you're going to
run into a certain person? Oh fart noises? Ever sent
your ex a message reminding them of a good memory

(01:07:58):
you share? Huh this has happened to me recently. Oh well,
I received a photo of us years ago from a
great night out.

Speaker 1 (01:08:12):
With no explanation.

Speaker 3 (01:08:13):
Here it is to me. I don't find it micro cheating.

Speaker 1 (01:08:16):
They didn't say anything else, just a picture.

Speaker 3 (01:08:19):
I don't I didn't see I don't find it as
if he at all.

Speaker 20 (01:08:25):
I don't know what would they have said with it,
Danielle to make it okay, because he seems suspicious of that.

Speaker 1 (01:08:29):
So if a picture pops up, which it does all
the time on our memory, right, if it popped up
and it brought back a good memory or funny memory
and you send it to something, you go, oh my gosh,
just this popped up. You remember this? How funny? Something
like that? Like it's that's to me a little innocent.

Speaker 10 (01:08:43):
And it's not like.

Speaker 14 (01:08:49):
It's a photo of you banging it up. I threw
you down in the elevator on the way to the
hotel room.

Speaker 1 (01:08:54):
That's not a good one, all right.

Speaker 3 (01:08:56):
So okay, now we have people texting you going, Okay,
you've totally convinced me that I'm a micro cheater.

Speaker 1 (01:09:00):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:09:00):
I don't want to. I'm not saying we're I want
to do that. I'm not trying to accuse anyone of anything, right.

Speaker 1 (01:09:05):
This is someone else's list. We're disregarding something exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:09:08):
But you know what it does make you think, Okay,
what thing am I doing that could be assumed to
be micro cheating?

Speaker 11 (01:09:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 20 (01:09:16):
Man, I think I'm doing a lot like what I mean,
going to places alone, enjoying that.

Speaker 1 (01:09:23):
You know, but if Brandon wanted to come, you would
take him with you? I would that's different.

Speaker 3 (01:09:28):
Well, yeah, I don't know, I know, I don't really
know where to go with this other than shame on
all of us.

Speaker 33 (01:09:35):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:09:36):
I think the micro cheating is or whatever, macro cheating,
that's what we should worry about. Well, it's treated, yeah,
but I feel like some of those were macros and
not micro What was the macro that was the first
one you said? Yes, yeah, I mean, come on the macro.

Speaker 20 (01:09:53):
Okay, But see, like even that, I think I would
disagree with that being macro only because again, if you
have a just a friend of the opposite sex and
that person's like, no, you can't talk to them, well that's.

Speaker 1 (01:10:03):
A problem then in your relationship relationship foundational?

Speaker 3 (01:10:06):
Yeah, beg Bill, how are you doing?

Speaker 33 (01:10:09):
Oh, good morning, hello lady.

Speaker 3 (01:10:10):
Wellada, So after us reading this list, which is not
our list, by the way, you are now convinced that
you are a micro cheater, which is silly.

Speaker 21 (01:10:18):
God.

Speaker 33 (01:10:20):
I'm listening to this list and every little that I
get called out for, Oh what are you laughing at?

Speaker 35 (01:10:28):
Oh?

Speaker 12 (01:10:28):
He's that texting you?

Speaker 35 (01:10:30):
Oh?

Speaker 33 (01:10:30):
Why is something like you know, why can't I just
have the password to your phone? I actually I never realized.
I was like, I'm totally a micro cheater.

Speaker 44 (01:10:39):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (01:10:40):
Well, see, no one here wants to make you feel
as if you are anything less than the person you
you want to be or are, so keep that in mind.
And this is a list that we found elsewhere. I'm
just trying to justify my way out of this.

Speaker 8 (01:10:53):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:10:54):
But I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:10:55):
Do you find that maybe you're in a relationship where
you you do have to walk on eggshells sometimes because
they're very suspicious.

Speaker 33 (01:11:05):
Well, I guess I could say my wife would agree
with that. Yes, I do have to walk on eggs shells.

Speaker 3 (01:11:12):
Okay, your wife is dictator that you're walking on eggs shells.
That's a really bad signe you.

Speaker 33 (01:11:17):
Walk on my Well, now, it's actually a constant argument
of passwords of like why can't I have your password?
Why can't I have this? And and my excuse all
the time is because her phone gets hacked all the time.
I always got to Oh I had to change my
credit card number. Oh, I had to change my login
for this because somebody did something with this. Oh, somebody

(01:11:38):
spent the thousand dollars on this. I was like, no,
I don't want to give you any of my passwords
because you obviously can't do it. But there's a cost
of contention. It does, and it's like hearing this list,
there's like the list kind of goes on. Now I'm like,
oh my god, maybe I really am.

Speaker 3 (01:11:53):
Hey, So Bill, if you're in a relationship and one
member of that relationship is is a little more sensitive
than you. I mean with trust issues, right, they're there.
Either you can play into that and go okay, I
need to just fly straight because I don't want to
mess up with this relationship.

Speaker 1 (01:12:15):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (01:12:16):
Or you feel like maybe it's unfair that you have
to walk on eggshells sometimes. I'm not saying this is
only about you. It's about almost everyone listening for a
lot of people, you know, I do.

Speaker 33 (01:12:27):
Also, you know it's a given a take. I think
it is unfair that I have to do that. But
I also can understand, you know where she's coming from,
because yes, you know, you're supposed to be able to
share everything and you know all that jazz that goes
with it. But at the same time, like I kind
of like my privacy. I mean, like I've never changed
in the last ten fifteen years, and.

Speaker 3 (01:12:48):
There's nothing wrong with one. There's nothing wrong with wanting
and knowing that you deserve privacy. I think that. I mean, look,
if I'm thinking about Alex has every he has every past,
almost everything I have because I only have one everything.
I'm kidding, I've dozens, but I don't know, you know,
I don't know. But do I have every password? Of

(01:13:11):
his No, No, I don't.

Speaker 33 (01:13:14):
Well, the password is it actually comes up very often
at least I would say, you know, three four times
a month. You know that is a common thing. And
it's really because you just you have you can't manage
any of your passwords. You can't you write them down,
You leave them out in the open. And I get
so like frustrated with that, and so I'm like, am
I a micro cheater or do I just really value

(01:13:36):
my priz Well, you.

Speaker 3 (01:13:38):
You have to look at the the motivation for what
you're doing. Your your motivation, as you were saying to us,
is you don't want to share passwords with her because
she is not great at keeping them safe. Right, So
if that's the case, that's the case it is, I
don't know.

Speaker 33 (01:13:53):
But then but then also I do laugh at my phone.

Speaker 3 (01:13:56):
I don't tell her, Okay, I have Well, see what's
happening here, and we have to move one. We're also
in a situation where you are sometimes put into you
or you're locked into a corner with your partner because
they're overly thinking things and they're overly judging, and they're
overly sen sensitive about what you're doing. You know what
I'm saying yeah, and that's not a fair one either.

Speaker 2 (01:14:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:14:17):
Look all the best of you, Bill and everyone listening
who is totally relating with Bill at this point, and uh,
it was kind of I felt dirty bringing this conversation
up to begin with yeah, and of course God He's like, yeah,
let's talk about it.

Speaker 20 (01:14:28):
I want to hear these things. I mean, we've all
been in I think situations where you wonder is this appropriate?

Speaker 3 (01:14:34):
All right, listen, Bill, we gotta run.

Speaker 33 (01:14:35):
I think the best point if I leave you with this,
the best point you guys brought up in the past
was you know, you know, if somebody is truly a
cheater or a micro cheat or any way you want
to look at it is if you have a you
know this person, but you don't follow their Instagram. It
was one of the morning topics.

Speaker 20 (01:14:52):
Yeah, they're definitely banging if that's the case.

Speaker 3 (01:14:54):
Yeah, oh boy, okay, duly noted. All right, Bill, we
have to run.

Speaker 1 (01:14:59):
We're doing so late.

Speaker 3 (01:14:59):
Whole on on a second, and thank you for listening,
and there you go.

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Speaker 3 (01:15:23):
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Speaker 3 (01:15:32):
Gandhi said, and the other shows used to work for.
They used to do this thing called what do you do?

Speaker 1 (01:15:36):
What do you make?

Speaker 3 (01:15:37):
And people will call up and tell you what they
did and what they make. Eighty five thousand dollars for
a company truck driver on the road Monday through Friday,
on the at home on the weekends. Let's see, here's
someone who makes sixty seven grand a year. We don't
know why?

Speaker 25 (01:15:52):
What?

Speaker 45 (01:15:52):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:15:53):
He's trying to get you.

Speaker 3 (01:15:56):
What, Nate, Well, you read the one.

Speaker 1 (01:15:58):
Okay, he looks like he's doing like a hang loose.

Speaker 2 (01:16:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:16:05):
Yeah, let's move on. Let's go to line twenty four
and talk to Steve Hi.

Speaker 43 (01:16:08):
Steve Hi, how you guys doing.

Speaker 3 (01:16:11):
We're doing well, We're doing really well. So Steve, Uh,
what do you do?

Speaker 1 (01:16:15):
What do you make?

Speaker 24 (01:16:17):
Uh?

Speaker 43 (01:16:17):
So, I work for a company that they do hasmad
stilly spots. So we pick up all kinds of nasty
stuff and I make right around ninety grandy air.

Speaker 8 (01:16:26):
Wow.

Speaker 43 (01:16:27):
Hey, I know in Rochester, New York, which is really
good money up here.

Speaker 3 (01:16:31):
That is great money. But the thing is is you're
picking up hazardous materials. I mean, what kind of what
kind of goop are you working with every day?

Speaker 43 (01:16:40):
Well, it depends on the day, but most times it's
just kind of like like it the transforms over so
it's like an oil that's in the transformers.

Speaker 1 (01:16:51):
That's come up.

Speaker 43 (01:16:52):
So yeah, so nothing to have this, but you know
it's bad to your health. But there's also some places
we go to factories where they have all kinds of
nasty chemicals. One was had hydrofluoric acid.

Speaker 3 (01:17:03):
We cleaned up cool, you know. I By the way,
if you want to make some extra cash, if you
could clean out our studio refrigerator, we're scary lit scary
lits salmon in there for three months. If you can
put on your your has Matt suit and come on
in to Tribeca, New York, we could use you.

Speaker 1 (01:17:20):
We need you, We need you.

Speaker 3 (01:17:22):
Well, Look, do you like do you like what you do?
Do you enjoy doing it?

Speaker 13 (01:17:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (01:17:26):
I love it.

Speaker 43 (01:17:27):
It's a new adventure every day fun.

Speaker 3 (01:17:29):
Now do you like it because it's a new adventure
every day? Or is it because do you work with
nice people? That's really a great thing. You got to
work with people you like? Or how does that works?

Speaker 43 (01:17:39):
It's probably both of those because we have a really
great team up here. There's like twenty five or some
of us in a stay of New York here. And
you know, also, just as you know something new, there's
always a change.

Speaker 3 (01:17:51):
So you know, this could be actually a script for
a TV show or a movie. You know a bunch
of people who are friends and they actually you know,
they make a living a cleaning up patardous materials and
all the good and stuff. No, it's really really yeah,
you're right, you know what? All right, you know, get
on that. Yeah, steal my idea, make money? Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:18:08):
Yandhi, Nate might.

Speaker 20 (01:18:09):
Need to take this guy's info for some notes, because
I bet he'd be great at cleaning up a murder
scene or something that would have to do.

Speaker 3 (01:18:16):
Yesh, that's that's more of a cleanup. It's not that
hazardous Tasteve, thank you for calling. You have a safe
day at work.

Speaker 43 (01:18:24):
Okay, oh, thanks you too?

Speaker 1 (01:18:26):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:18:27):
By by Kevin Online twenty three. Driving a truck, you know,
driving trucks, Now, this is a wide spectrum of things.
You could drive big truck, small trucks, long haul, short haul.
I don't know what the exactly, what exactly is it
you do driving the truck, Kevin, And good morning I drive.

Speaker 44 (01:18:41):
Hey, good morning to you as well. Good morning everybody.
I drive a big truck, a tractor trailer. I basically
I drive from Ohio to Texas and back all lot
of auto parts and dog food.

Speaker 3 (01:18:55):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:18:56):
Wow, interesting combination it is.

Speaker 3 (01:18:59):
You know, I'm dying to open up together. I'm dying
to open up an auto part dog food store. And
you're if you could add me to your root.

Speaker 2 (01:19:07):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:19:07):
So when if you don't mind, what do you make
a year?

Speaker 44 (01:19:11):
Eighty five a year more than I was making when
I worked in sales. That's great.

Speaker 3 (01:19:17):
And plus there's okay, I'm I'm trying to think there's
independence here. You're on the road by yourself. You're not
really nagged by other people in the office who need
you at every moment. So you really have a lot
of a loan time.

Speaker 1 (01:19:26):
And do you like that?

Speaker 3 (01:19:27):
Is that good for you? Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:19:29):
I love it?

Speaker 12 (01:19:29):
I hate people told me too, I don't like it.

Speaker 3 (01:19:33):
So you found the perfect job. Well, Kevin, thank you,
and you know what we love. We love everyone out
of the road, keeping America moving. And of course we
really really saw that highlighted when COVID hit what you
do is so important. Thank you and stay safe this weekend. Okay, hey,
you're welcome, Thank you, thanks for colling, thanks for listening
to ith Bye bye bye bye.

Speaker 36 (01:19:53):
There you go.

Speaker 3 (01:19:54):
Yeah, I'm hard. I love that online too.

Speaker 1 (01:19:56):
Is Aliana?

Speaker 3 (01:19:58):
Hello, Alliana, welcome to our show. Saying your name.

Speaker 13 (01:20:00):
Correctly, Yeah, you're saying it right.

Speaker 1 (01:20:03):
Oh my god.

Speaker 7 (01:20:03):
This is so exciting.

Speaker 3 (01:20:06):
It is for us. It's mutual. It's exciting to talk
to a real, live cake decorator because we love decorated cakes.
Talk about it. How did you get into this, Aniana?

Speaker 7 (01:20:15):
Well, I've kind of always been like really into baking
and all that. So I went to school for baking
and tastetrey at Johnson Lell's University, and this is kind
of the first like real job that I landed, So
I've kind of always been into it.

Speaker 1 (01:20:34):
Wait, what's the coolest cake you've made?

Speaker 7 (01:20:39):
That's a really good question. Honestly, I don't know. I'm
kind of proud of all of the cakes that I've made,
but I'm gonna have to say, like made a couple,
you know, in the past, even before this job, I've
made a couple wedding cakes, and I think that's that's
really cool thing to do. But I think my favorite
cake that I've done overall is gender.

Speaker 4 (01:20:58):
And real cakes because people trust you to, you know,
be a part of that moment of their lives.

Speaker 1 (01:21:03):
Wow. Yeah, you know what.

Speaker 3 (01:21:05):
It's more than just a dessert that looks good. It's
there for a reason. There's a reason that cake is
there and you're a part of it. That's so cool. Okay,
So if you don't mind, how much do you make, well.

Speaker 7 (01:21:15):
I guess you'd at early make about dollars an hour?

Speaker 3 (01:21:19):
Was that fifteen an hour?

Speaker 1 (01:21:20):
Is that what you said?

Speaker 22 (01:21:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:21:22):
As of right now, you're.

Speaker 3 (01:21:24):
Doing what you love doing. It sounds like you're really
charged up doing it and you understand the importance behind
what you do. It's more than just making cakes and
decorating them. This is, like I said, a board of
people's lives, and you're very important, very important stuff. Aleana, Well,
thanks for sharing with us.

Speaker 7 (01:21:38):
This is the most exciting part of my Decuya.

Speaker 3 (01:21:42):
I hope it gets more exciting than this. Honey, you
deserve better. All right, Eleana, thank you very much. What's up? Scary?

Speaker 1 (01:21:48):
I have a hypothesis.

Speaker 29 (01:21:49):
I feel like we're not going to get any eight
figure people on the phone right now because I feel
like they don't wake up till lunchtime, because they have
their people, their staff up at six seven o'clock in
the morning.

Speaker 3 (01:22:00):
I don't know, you know what. After studying the habits
of very very successful people, there are many books out
about it, A lot of them are up very early. Scary,
so I must done. I'm just saying all of them,
but a lot of them do get up very early,
and they get started long before we do, yea curiously,
So just consider that any thoughts. So far, this is

(01:22:21):
kind of interesting. I'm loving hearing what people do and
how they're connected to it and how they are yes
it right.

Speaker 20 (01:22:27):
That's the part that I think is the most interesting
is finding out like the little ins and outs of
people's jobs and who's doing what for us that we
didn't even know was happening. And I always want to
know from truck drivers, how many days a week are
you driving? What's the weirdest stuff you see? I just
feel like it's so interesting.

Speaker 3 (01:22:40):
Let's keep asking questions, where are we going next? Lacey
online twenty four? Very important job. Let's go talk to Lacey. Hi, Lacey.
We're so excited to talk to you to find out
what you do, what you make, what's going on?

Speaker 21 (01:22:51):
Hi?

Speaker 3 (01:22:52):
Oh I God, I'm so excited as we are as well. Okay,
So what do you do, Lacey?

Speaker 36 (01:22:58):
I'm a nuclear medicine cardiac stress tech.

Speaker 3 (01:23:02):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:23:03):
Wow, See that sounds important to you.

Speaker 3 (01:23:05):
That's another day at the office. To us, that's wow,
that's beyond anything we understand.

Speaker 1 (01:23:11):
So tell us what you do?

Speaker 3 (01:23:12):
What does it you do do?

Speaker 36 (01:23:15):
So we travel from office to office of cardiologists and
basically we perform the stress test like they walk on
the treadmill or they get the chemical stress to see
if there's any blockages in their hearts or if they
have any heart disease. So we're a first hand on
out frontline trying to protect them from any heart conditions.

Speaker 3 (01:23:33):
Wow, do you what do you love about what you do?
Something that we may not understand because we don't do
it well.

Speaker 36 (01:23:40):
I love the interaction with the patients of course, and
then also love having that, Like I guess fulfillment is selfish?
Does that sound to protect them and know that they're
going to leave and they're going to feel a little
bit better about what's going on in their day to
day lives that we may not see.

Speaker 3 (01:23:56):
Wow, I find it interesting that you said you thought
that was a little selfish and saying that you're being fulfilled,
not at all that I mean other than a great paycheck,
which I'm assuming you get, I mean, fulfillment is more important,
I would say, in many ways, don't you think.

Speaker 36 (01:24:12):
Yeah, I just you know, they're feeling more better about
themselves and stuff. And sometimes it is bad when people
get like bad news, but like at the end of
the day that I know that we can help them
and let them see what's going on so they could
further fix what's going on.

Speaker 1 (01:24:28):
There you go, So now we know what you do.

Speaker 36 (01:24:30):
What do you make around fifty thousand a year varies
with like knowledge and everything because I do travel.

Speaker 3 (01:24:37):
Wow. And so plus you get to travel, you don't
have to stay in one place at one time. And
if that's what you really love doing, that's great for
you too, See right, I love it. See we were
stuck in these these chairs all for four hours. I
wish I could travel like you. Lisa, thank you so
much for sharing.

Speaker 36 (01:24:55):
With me y'all every morning, and so I love y'all
well with.

Speaker 3 (01:25:00):
You at the same time, we're kind of stuck here.
Love you, Lacy. Thanks for listening and you stay safe
and thanks for helping people. That's really great, all right, love,
So what are you thinking? This is great? Guys, This
is awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:25:12):
I love what different people do because, like I said before,
somebody has to do it. You just never know who
it is.

Speaker 3 (01:25:18):
I just feel so interesting. It is interesting. I just
still still feel weird asking people what they make. This
is okay, yeah, scary.

Speaker 29 (01:25:25):
I like this because I'm looking through and seeing what
my fallback job could be.

Speaker 1 (01:25:30):
Oh please, and what could that be?

Speaker 45 (01:25:33):
Scary?

Speaker 3 (01:25:34):
Well, I tell you let me let's go down. A
lot of people are texting. Let's see how many of
these you could fall back on. Here's a family. This
is a mortgage banker makes over two hundred thousand a year.
Do you know how to do mortgage banking?

Speaker 10 (01:25:44):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:25:45):
Okay, A registered dietitian for a nursing home, making sure residents.
That's an important gig. They're keeping people in a nursing
home nutritionally balanced. At fifty three thousand a year. Could
you fall back on that?

Speaker 25 (01:25:59):
No?

Speaker 11 (01:25:59):
No, he couldn't.

Speaker 3 (01:26:00):
Scary can balance's own nutrition? A full time airline captain
and part time truck driver making about one hundred and
thirty thousand a year. Could you fly an airplane?

Speaker 10 (01:26:11):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:26:11):
Could you drive?

Speaker 3 (01:26:12):
Could you be a truck driver? Maybe it's more than
just getting behind a wheel and move. It's a lot,
there's a lot more to it.

Speaker 1 (01:26:19):
You wouldn't be able to be on Instagram at all
while you drove. He can never do that.

Speaker 3 (01:26:23):
Can you do maintenance at a steel mill for ninety
five tod a year? Physical labor?

Speaker 31 (01:26:29):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:26:30):
How about a wealth manager? Here's a wealth manager that
makes about a million and a half a year and
they get up at four thirty every morning.

Speaker 1 (01:26:36):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (01:26:37):
What does it take to be that though? Like wealth management? Yeah,
he's got he's got a hard gig. Well, well, you
need to understand and have a passion for wealth management. Yeah. Yeah,
you're responsible for other people's money.

Speaker 10 (01:26:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:26:50):
And you got to know numbers.

Speaker 1 (01:26:52):
You have to know trends.

Speaker 3 (01:26:53):
You gotta you got to You have to know where
to go for a pet groomer. You can do this
a pet groomer. They make eighty five grand a year.
Do you know for scary?

Speaker 14 (01:27:02):
Maybe I would not try. I would not trust Scary
to groom my dogs with a razor.

Speaker 3 (01:27:08):
No, here's here's someone them with two jobs. A New
York state court officer where they make eighty three a
year and they also own a cheerleading gym they make
around seventy a year.

Speaker 1 (01:27:19):
Could you do?

Speaker 3 (01:27:20):
Could you own a cheerleading gym or be a court officer?

Speaker 1 (01:27:23):
Two four six eight?

Speaker 3 (01:27:24):
Who do we appreciate? I'm moving on to that cheerleader gig. No, no,
you just lost the cheerleader gig is what you know?
Line twenty three is George. George is an elevator constructor. Hey, George,
have you texted us before? That sounds familiar to me
for some reason.

Speaker 45 (01:27:40):
Yeah, I've texted you before, and I've actually met you
at your book signing, and I actually met you at
a King Saladina Matt.

Speaker 3 (01:27:48):
Oh my god, Oh George, it's like we're best friends.
So George, uh uh yeah. For some reason, that weird
has got a vibe off your call. I'm feeling thing.

Speaker 12 (01:27:58):
We were the couple that gave you the King saladean
the red October shirt.

Speaker 3 (01:28:03):
You know, we love Tim Saladin. I love him. What
a great artist. And so we met through that in
h in New York City. So, George, your your day job,
and you're an elevator constructor. So something scary definitely couldn't
do because I wouldn't get in get in an elevator
he built, George, what does that mean exactly? Construction of elevators.
It sounds easy to describe, but I want to hear

(01:28:26):
your tape.

Speaker 45 (01:28:28):
We basically put the elevator together from the ground up.
So the rails that hold the elevator, the cab, everything
that you see inside the elevator is done by us.
And then everything you don't see, the mechanical things that
make the.

Speaker 12 (01:28:43):
Elevator move, we install.

Speaker 45 (01:28:44):
So yeah, you know, we do all that, and everything
is brought in piece by piece, so it's not like
one big unit comes in.

Speaker 12 (01:28:51):
So we actually hand put together the whole entire thing.

Speaker 1 (01:28:54):
Wow, I would never thought that. I would have thought
it just came assembled.

Speaker 3 (01:29:05):
I'm assuming another major priority for you guys is safety,
because those can those are like big old dangerous rooms
of hell if they if they're not going together correctly, right.

Speaker 45 (01:29:17):
Yeah, I mean, they can be you got to be
definitely aware of your surroundings and what you're doing, and
you don't have a plan for everything you're doing, so
it's all unsafe.

Speaker 1 (01:29:26):
All right, there you go.

Speaker 3 (01:29:27):
So George, uh, there's the here's the embarrassing question. What
do you on average? What do you make per year
doing elevator construction?

Speaker 12 (01:29:34):
Most years when it's a good year two and fifteen thousand?

Speaker 1 (01:29:38):
There you got, Wow, scary? What's that job?

Speaker 2 (01:29:44):
Again?

Speaker 3 (01:29:46):
I wouldn't step on a step stool. That's scary. Construct
tools and of course in George, what's the number one
elevator construction joke?

Speaker 11 (01:29:57):
I know, I know what it is?

Speaker 1 (01:29:58):
Do you know what it is?

Speaker 11 (01:29:59):
Of course you do?

Speaker 3 (01:30:00):
How how do you like your job? Here is the
question and your answer is George, man, it's so good
to talk to you again. I tell your wife, I said, Hi,
it's your wife, right.

Speaker 12 (01:30:15):
I will, yes, my wife.

Speaker 3 (01:30:17):
And it was a pleasure meeting you guys at the
book event and at the King Soliding event and of
course here on the show.

Speaker 12 (01:30:24):
All right, thank you, There you go.

Speaker 1 (01:30:26):
We got to move on.

Speaker 3 (01:30:27):
But actually this is fantastic.

Speaker 44 (01:30:29):
Yeah, where you go?

Speaker 39 (01:30:31):
Nothing urficial, holly, somewhat intelligence?

Speaker 3 (01:30:35):
Do you use your shiny heinie.

Speaker 25 (01:30:38):
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Speaker 3 (01:30:42):
Now we're getting personal.

Speaker 10 (01:30:44):
One hundred Elvis Duran and the C one hundred Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (01:30:49):
All right, let's just have a conversation about bagel and
pizza fights.

Speaker 33 (01:30:53):
Here we go.

Speaker 3 (01:30:55):
All right, Look, you know, most of most or not,
if not all, of us are based in the New
York City, where we have this egotistical love for the
pizza from our region. You know what, well a lot
of people do. I happen to be the guy who's
open minded to say, hey, no, I can go to
New Haven, I can go to Chicago, I can go
to California. I can get some fantastic friggin pizzas there too.
I'm not gonna sit here and tell you will know

(01:31:16):
if it's not from New York sucks to me.

Speaker 1 (01:31:19):
That just doesn't make sense. Right.

Speaker 3 (01:31:21):
It's the same as this bagel. There's a big bagel
fight going on now, and they're saying the best bagels
in America. There was a someone saying they're being made
in Los Angeles. Oh at Mari's Bagels. They're saying they're
some of the best, and then so now there are
people from New York saying, no, do you you haven't
had them?

Speaker 10 (01:31:42):
I know, not to admit.

Speaker 1 (01:31:43):
When I heard this story, I did go what like
that for a minute, but then I did have an
open mind and said, okay, I would try them.

Speaker 3 (01:31:51):
You try them. So this this takes us back. I was,
I was making my meat balls and I posted a
photo and I know that there's always some New York Yeah,
well it was a tuxs and the no, my meatballs
are fantastic. So I just did a preemptive strike and said, hey,
I bet you your grandma's and meat balls are great,

(01:32:11):
good for her. You know, it's just just because you
think something is the best, not until you taste it.
It's like the same as like here, have a bite
of this. Oh I don't eat that? Have you ever
had it?

Speaker 21 (01:32:22):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:32:23):
Then, how do you know if you don't like it?

Speaker 1 (01:32:25):
Well, you know that I do that all the time,
But you do you do that? Looked at it and
I knew. Yeah.

Speaker 29 (01:32:34):
I just want to say that Elvis has taught me
over the years to be more open minded about this stuff.
My old school Brooklyn way would have immediately lashed out,
especially with the bagel thing.

Speaker 3 (01:32:43):
However, now I'm learning more about it.

Speaker 29 (01:32:46):
Unless you've tasted every bagel in the world, you can't
judge what is good and what is bad.

Speaker 3 (01:32:52):
Alison. I think you've had Casey's pizza at the gas station, right, Alan?

Speaker 16 (01:32:57):
Yes, So not only do I have the Casey's gas
Station pizza, it's actually the closest pizza joint to our place,
but they have a breakfast pizza that is to die for.

Speaker 13 (01:33:09):
It is absolutely fantastic.

Speaker 3 (01:33:11):
Well, that's where we're going to cut you off. Breakfast pizza.

Speaker 1 (01:33:17):
Is it pizza if it's for breakfast?

Speaker 3 (01:33:19):
I don't know. You know what a lot of people love.
A lot I've had. I've had breakfast pizza, you know,
with eggs and sausage or whatever you put on it,
and I'm sure it's really really good. But obviously I
do have my limits, and I'm very very too. I'm
very two faced when it comes to this. So what
do they do with It's so special about a breakfast pizza.

Speaker 13 (01:33:36):
Alan, Uh? So, they like you said, eggs and sausage,
and but the cheese on it, they like the crisp,
the cheese just right, and everything just just goes together.

Speaker 32 (01:33:48):
Just perfect.

Speaker 1 (01:33:49):
Who loves pizza.

Speaker 25 (01:33:50):
I want me.

Speaker 3 (01:33:51):
I'll take it all right. Look, Alan, thank you for
checking in. And here's the bottom line. You you eat
what you love and you love it and if it's
the best to you, it's the best. That's your reality,
and that's okay, that's it.

Speaker 1 (01:34:04):
But thanks for.

Speaker 3 (01:34:04):
Listening to us.

Speaker 1 (01:34:05):
Ellen, Yeah, you bet have a great day.

Speaker 3 (01:34:08):
Yeah, people are checking in saying, uh, Saint Louis has
the best Philly Cheese stakes. But wait, it's a Philly
cheese steak. I'm not getting the sense out of that.

Speaker 1 (01:34:18):
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Speaker 10 (01:34:43):
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Speaker 3 (01:34:46):
Do you work in a business where you catch people
cheating all the time? I mean the hotel front desk
is the obvious one, right, yeah? Restaurants maybe?

Speaker 1 (01:34:55):
Oh yeah, we used to see it all the time
when I was a waitress.

Speaker 3 (01:34:57):
What would you see? How would you know they were cheat?

Speaker 25 (01:35:00):
Well?

Speaker 20 (01:35:00):
Okay, so one guy in particular that I remember he
used to come in with his wife have a good time,
but then he would also just come in with different
girls he quote unquote worked with, but it was way
more than work, and he would come to the same
place all the time. And I was like, really, dude, Ruby,
Tuesdays where you're doing your business all right, Tuesdays whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:35:20):
I would definitely think if I'm if I'm cheating on
Alex and taking someone out to dinner, I would never
take them to the same place as we go to.

Speaker 1 (01:35:26):
No, No, of course no, because then what that person's
gonna slip too, and next time you come and goes, oh,
wait a minute, weren't you here.

Speaker 3 (01:35:33):
The other day with Yeah, where's your friend?

Speaker 1 (01:35:35):
You were exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:35:37):
No, So jewelry stores and other business where you catch
people cheating or you see it, I know, but you
gotta shouldn't there be some discretion if you're in those
lines of work. Isn't in a it's an unknown rule
where you shouldn't. You shouldn't blast people.

Speaker 33 (01:35:54):
No, No, not.

Speaker 1 (01:35:55):
Blasting Yeah they all money would No, No, you can't.

Speaker 34 (01:35:58):
Yeh.

Speaker 3 (01:35:59):
It's like it's like attorney client privilege. You can't tell
you know, I think, Danielle.

Speaker 25 (01:36:05):
See, that's that's half of your business though, Danielle, Like,
if you're in that line of work, like let's say
you're like an uber driver and you're picking up people
that are having affairs, you can't call them out because
then you'll never work there again.

Speaker 2 (01:36:16):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:36:17):
I worked some playfus so bartenders.

Speaker 10 (01:36:20):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:36:22):
Someone just texted in. They work at a luxury handbag store.
We would have guys come in and buy for their
wives and their girlfriends. Oh yeah, but this term side piece.
I'm a bit offended by the can you get producer?

Speaker 24 (01:36:33):
Sam?

Speaker 3 (01:36:34):
On producer Sam says this is how she found out
she was the other woman? Is that true? Sam?

Speaker 1 (01:36:40):
Yep.

Speaker 30 (01:36:41):
I went to a bar with him, and when he
went to the bathroom, the bartender came out from around
the bar, held my hand and said, sweetie, I don't
know what kind of conversations you've had with him, but
he's with someone else and they think they're exclusive.

Speaker 10 (01:36:56):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:36:57):
See I would thank that person, Dan, I did. Yeah,
for saving me time.

Speaker 11 (01:37:01):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:37:02):
I must also think that there are people that are
like surrogate therapists, Like you go get your hair done
or your nails done, and you have like a relationship
with the whoever's doing it, and you tell them, you
tell them things that you don't tell anyone. Oh of course,
and then uh, you know, i'd also think maybe you
know people who give you massages whatever. Someone just send

(01:37:22):
a text in about that. I don't know. People take
their side pieces out to the golf course.

Speaker 20 (01:37:29):
How romantic.

Speaker 14 (01:37:30):
Oh yeah, that's super roman. But you know what to
do is it's it's it's a country club atmosphere and
it's controlled. The problem is, once again, you are in
an environment where if you take your then wife or
significant other that people know about there, they.

Speaker 3 (01:37:42):
See you with somebody else. That's a stupid idea. That's
not don't go to places that you go with your
significant other, that's a bad idea.

Speaker 1 (01:37:48):
Out of town. Out of town is the only way.

Speaker 3 (01:37:50):
Yes, there's a forest because there's the war of the
roses going on right. Also prisons where they schedule their
wives one day and their girlfriends and another. Oh my gosh,
Victoria's secret. They're going in there and buying the lacey whatever. Yeah, no, no,
what's scary. I know someone who's in an apartment rental

(01:38:12):
agent and he sees.

Speaker 29 (01:38:14):
It because some of these people are so rich that
they'll pay cash for six months for their side piece to.

Speaker 3 (01:38:21):
Live in an apartment building. And they'll and he sees
this like throughout the course of the year, and big
luxury buildings.

Speaker 1 (01:38:30):
This goes on.

Speaker 3 (01:38:31):
They rent them, They rent them for their gumaud as.
They said, Oh, here's an interesting one. Dry cleaners. They
say they find all sorts of stuff in suit jacket pockets.

Speaker 1 (01:38:40):
Oh, I was thinking, stayed damn those two.

Speaker 3 (01:38:44):
So, Samantha, what did you do with this guy who
was cheating on his girlfriend with you?

Speaker 30 (01:38:49):
I waited until the bartender was off her shift because
she told me she was done at lunch. I didn't
want to make it weird with her. And then I
brought him out through the parking lot and said, is.

Speaker 1 (01:38:57):
There anything you want to tell me? And he she
said something.

Speaker 30 (01:39:01):
Because he just spilled and then that was that.

Speaker 2 (01:39:03):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:39:03):
There you go.

Speaker 11 (01:39:04):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:39:04):
Jenna is online twenty four a dry cleaner. We just
told that story. This is interesting.

Speaker 21 (01:39:08):
Hey, Jenna, hi Elvis.

Speaker 3 (01:39:12):
So what have you found in gentleman's suit jacket pockets? Oh?

Speaker 32 (01:39:18):
Man, we have found all kinds of things. So when
you have a sixty plus year old male client and
you find a small skinky pair of songs in his
jacket pocket. At I mean get it back to the
client to.

Speaker 3 (01:39:35):
Be fair, that could have been his could have been.

Speaker 32 (01:39:39):
The wife comes in to pick up the dry cleaning
and we say, oh, we have something for you under
the counter.

Speaker 3 (01:39:45):
Oh, Jenna, so you're you're helping. You're helping her bust him.
Then you don't throw it away. You're like, okay, here
your husband's cheating on you. Basically, we sure do. Yeah,
there you go, Danielle. You should get a job at
that dry cleaner that you love.

Speaker 25 (01:39:58):
That I do.

Speaker 1 (01:40:00):
I give you the private investigator at the dry cleaner.

Speaker 3 (01:40:02):
Should loves it. Hi, Jenna duly noted, Thanks, I'm not
gonna leave any thongs in my jacket pocket. Yeah, don't
leave that stuff in your pocket, Amanda. Line twenty three.
You know in healthcare, you know what, So you're you're
trying to keep people alive in a hospital and the
girlfriend shows up when the wife's.

Speaker 1 (01:40:22):
Not there, and you see it, good morning, everybody morning,
good morning.

Speaker 19 (01:40:29):
So yes, it is.

Speaker 34 (01:40:30):
It gets very interesting. So you'll have like a patient
who's intubated and unable to speak for himself, and the
wife will be at the bedside, and then you'll have
the side piece. The girlfriends show up demanding to know
what's going on where the wife doesn't know the side piece,
but the side piece knows the wife, and it gets
very interesting from the hell oh man, And sometimes.

Speaker 1 (01:40:53):
They say the person that's like laying in the bed
can hear everything and they know what's going on. They
just carry repond and she's.

Speaker 3 (01:41:05):
Take me down.

Speaker 20 (01:41:07):
I funeral director see that kind of stuff too, Like
the woman who shows up in the back with a veil,
just all quiet.

Speaker 3 (01:41:15):
Yeah, who's the lady?

Speaker 9 (01:41:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:41:17):
At my age anyway, Amanda, thank you very much. I
appreciate it. Thank you for being for being on the
front lines and staying staying healthy.

Speaker 12 (01:41:23):
Okay, thank you, thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:41:25):
Guys.

Speaker 35 (01:41:25):
I have a great joy.

Speaker 3 (01:41:26):
You're so straight and nate. So your way of trimming
your pubic hair, oh God, is to cut two holes
in the bottom of a trash bag and step in
like it's a big like it's a big pubic hair diaper,
and you cut your pubes inside the trash bag and
they fall in the bag and that's how you keep
them from the hitting the floor.

Speaker 25 (01:41:43):
I actually found an easier way as opposed to cutting holes.

Speaker 3 (01:41:46):
Elvis.

Speaker 25 (01:41:46):
You know those grocery bags, the grocery plastic grocery bags
with the handles, single use, single use bags. You just
stick your legs in the holes and stand there. You
have to straddle them a bit, and then boom, you
just shave your pubes and all of the trimmings go
into the bag.

Speaker 1 (01:42:02):
Can you take this to shark Tank? Maybe they'll invest
because a tutorial.

Speaker 3 (01:42:08):
Yes, I'll show you right now.

Speaker 25 (01:42:09):
You would give me such a hard time about going
outside to trim my pubes because I don't want them
in my house.

Speaker 3 (01:42:17):
So now you found this handy dandy way of using
the drain. No, you don't want to put hair down
the drain because that builps up. Okay, let me describe it.
Nate is now putting one leg through one hole in
a grocery store bag, which is illegal.

Speaker 2 (01:42:31):
By the way.

Speaker 1 (01:42:32):
Yeah, a lot of playing.

Speaker 3 (01:42:33):
Here's another one. No, we can't. We have to keep
them on the line now because of things like this.
He's now putting on a grocery store bag like underwear.
He's pulling them up to his crotch and now he
can trim his pubes.

Speaker 1 (01:42:46):
Look at that.

Speaker 3 (01:42:47):
It's brilliant.

Speaker 1 (01:42:48):
He's got it hanging like a feeder bag.

Speaker 3 (01:42:50):
Oh my, it's like one of those bags that hangs
on the back of the horses at Central Park. Don't move.

Speaker 1 (01:42:58):
Yeah, let's take a picture.

Speaker 3 (01:43:01):
You're really letting people take this picture.

Speaker 25 (01:43:03):
Yeah, it's like an only fans.

Speaker 1 (01:43:06):
I'm gonna ta you don't worry, al right, So that's how.

Speaker 3 (01:43:09):
You Uh, it's brilliant, isn't it. Think about it. You
don't want those pubes just flying everywhere?

Speaker 1 (01:43:14):
All right? Thank you?

Speaker 20 (01:43:16):
Watching him step into it made me nervous.

Speaker 1 (01:43:18):
I feel like that's how he's gonna fall in crime.

Speaker 3 (01:43:20):
I don't do it with shoes on, gandhi. Okay, all right,
well there you go something. It's a life hack from
the one and only straight mate. Other people do it,
I guarantee, socag. Do you do it while you're at
the grocery store in line? Oh my god, that can
be funny. Don't be ridiculous. Oh, Robert Online twenty four

(01:43:44):
is coming to the defense of straight hate. Okay, go
right in.

Speaker 1 (01:43:48):
What's going on?

Speaker 3 (01:43:49):
Robert?

Speaker 21 (01:43:50):
Hey, Hey, good morning guys, Good morning everybody. I didn't
want to say that that that idea of Nate's. It's
it's brilliant. It's just your genius. I mean you've got
to be to keep that area kind of you know,
clean and clean, but also you got to keep your
bathroom same same way.

Speaker 3 (01:44:09):
Well I agree. So let me remind people, though, who
hold on one second? Robert so straight eight says what
he does with his, uh, his plastic bags from the
grocery store. Is he you know the two holes the handles,
He puts a leg to each one, pulls him up
to his crotch, and he uses that to catch all
his hair when he trims himself.

Speaker 21 (01:44:27):
And I know that now you're now you're repurposing the
bags that they gave you at the grocery store.

Speaker 3 (01:44:33):
Yes, I mean pretty soon. I think those are gonna
those are going to disappear pretty soon at some point
in some grocery stores. What are you gonna do? Yeah,
you better stalk up there straight in. I tell you what.
From now on, all all of our friends, if you
can get a few extra bags and don't throw them away,
send them to Nate at the radio station. This is great, Robert,

(01:44:54):
thank you for pointing out a very excellent idea from
straight In eight.

Speaker 1 (01:44:58):
I love it.

Speaker 21 (01:45:00):
Absolutely, and just let you know we'll be we'll be
trying it out later on. It's like an impetrable forest
down there, so I gotta you.

Speaker 14 (01:45:06):
Know, okay, and you're gonna be thinking while you're doing it,
which is even more strange.

Speaker 3 (01:45:12):
Yeah, this cuts for Nate. All Right, have a great day, Robert,
thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:45:17):
I have a great one.

Speaker 12 (01:45:18):
Keep everybody entertained, man, love you guys.

Speaker 3 (01:45:21):
I don't know about that, but.

Speaker 20 (01:45:24):
How what kind of shrubberry are these guys dealing with that?
They're so worried about what's flying around their back and
they need plastic bags to contain it. Like maybe you
just did better maintenance.

Speaker 3 (01:45:33):
May answer that you have to do it more often
if you let it go, that's when it's you know,
you need bags.

Speaker 1 (01:45:38):
He's got like sash squatch going on down here.

Speaker 3 (01:45:40):
Yeah, he does.

Speaker 25 (01:45:42):
I take those hair skin and nails gummies, and my
hair grows oddly fast, especially down there, so.

Speaker 3 (01:45:50):
I have to maintain. God, we're hearing so much from
your car.

Speaker 1 (01:45:54):
It too much.

Speaker 39 (01:45:58):
That's social. What's Elvistair and the Morning show at Elvis
Duran show, Elvis Duran and the C one hundred Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (01:46:08):
I know, we do a lot of questionable things on
this show from time to time, but I mean we're
never really stupid, are we?

Speaker 33 (01:46:13):
Not?

Speaker 3 (01:46:14):
Like reckless? Okay, just wondering. Speaking of stupid and reckless.
You go out into the world, you just try to survive.
You want to go, get in line in the store
and pay for your whatever you bought. You want to
go and there's always someone who rolls through and we
call them Karen's and to all our friend's named Karen,
I apologize.

Speaker 25 (01:46:31):
So you have a couple of calls on hold for us. Okay,
they had Karen weekends, but you started it right, Maybe
what happened to you? I'll kick off the Karen Weekend.
I was in Coals and I had a return I
bought something. They sent me the wrong thing. I'm like, okay,
you gotta.

Speaker 2 (01:46:45):
Go return it. No big deal.

Speaker 25 (01:46:47):
Now I go to Cole's. I'm in the line and
there's only one person working, and great, okay, one person
working the Cole's return line. Great, I'll wait my time,
my turn. This woman behind me, like, I just hear
her huffing, you know, But before I even turn around
my line, I just.

Speaker 3 (01:47:06):
Really, what'd she say?

Speaker 33 (01:47:08):
So?

Speaker 25 (01:47:08):
Then She taps me on the shoulder and she goes, really,
are you waiting in life for returns?

Speaker 1 (01:47:12):
I'm like yeah.

Speaker 25 (01:47:13):
She goes, there's only one person. I go that's kind
of how it works here. I'm like, I don't know
what to tell you, So I turn back around. I
wait patiently for my turn. The person in front of
me finishes. I walk up there and I have the
box and I'm pulling up my phone with the receipt
and the woman that is handling the returns goes, okay,
do you have your receipt? And I'm about to show

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her the phone and this this Karen behind me comes up,
pushes me aside and goes, it's hair on the box.

Speaker 3 (01:47:41):
Your receipts on the box. And I'm like, oh my god,
I have my phone. Chill out, relax. And I put
my hand up and I go relax. And she goes,
I'm just trying to help. Oh god, God god, you know,
and trying and trying to help they make everything a
million times more.

Speaker 1 (01:48:02):
Oh yeah, like chill out.

Speaker 3 (01:48:05):
I know said chill the f out? You should have
you know what? People didn't need to I don't know,
you know me, I just tried to be quite in
back walk out backwards and would not I couldn't there.
I'm like, I had a I have to say something,
all right. So a lot of people were texting in
and including meche online nineteen let's go talk to me,
Hello mech Hi. So Karen unloaded on you in the

(01:48:29):
Starbucks parking lot over the weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:48:31):
What happened?

Speaker 13 (01:48:33):
Oh my god.

Speaker 37 (01:48:34):
I went to a Starbucks on my break and I
got in the line, and the line was out like
from out of the parking lot, and there was another
parking lot to the right, so there were these two
cars parks there. I thought they were going to go
into the parking lot on the right, but it turns
out they were waiting for the Starbucks, so it accidentally
cut them off. I didn't realize this, but as I'm

(01:48:55):
waiting there, this woman with I swear to you blonde
hair and all comes up and shouting at me through
my window and just going off about the stuffy.

Speaker 1 (01:49:05):
I rolled my window down.

Speaker 37 (01:49:07):
I don't know why, but I know I rolled my
window down, and I was just like, there are kind
of ways to go about telling somebody this information.

Speaker 1 (01:49:17):
I didn't realize that.

Speaker 37 (01:49:18):
I'm sorry, but like I would have paid for her
drink and everything if I had realized, because I wouldn't
have I would never like accidentally, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:49:26):
Me, accidents happened.

Speaker 1 (01:49:27):
Maybe we did.

Speaker 3 (01:49:28):
She so she was just in your face. By the way,
never ever roll your window down.

Speaker 1 (01:49:36):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 37 (01:49:37):
Yeah, well so so yeah, for I told her, you know,
there are nicer ways to go about telling people that.
She's like, I was waiting for ten minutes, which there's
no way because I was waiting for like three.

Speaker 21 (01:49:47):
So that was it.

Speaker 3 (01:49:51):
Woah, I know, and you know, you just wish it
didn't happen, and then you part of it feels kind
of okay. Maybe I did cut them off, but accidents happened,
like she has. He's never done that to someone by accident,
you know, please anyway, but at least it wasn't like
those videos you see now where people throw throw like
iced coffee out to drive through window.

Speaker 10 (01:50:12):
Please.

Speaker 3 (01:50:13):
All right, well, thank you. One more We have Chandra
online twenty Hello Chandra, So you had to connect with
the Karen and what oh wow, what happened to tell
your story?

Speaker 13 (01:50:23):
Oh this is a good one.

Speaker 41 (01:50:24):
Okay, this is a good one. I pull I walk
up to the chat the checkout line, and I hear
this elder. She was an elder, Karen by the way,
and I hear her. I hear her say, I told you,
I told you to do this, and I was like,
what he's and you looked at me. We made eye contact.
He looked at me, and I just felt so bad
for this young gentleman. She wanted all her because she

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was old, she could only carry so many things, so
she was putting all her candy together, which you were
supposed to and she was like, no, I'm going to
do it myself. So she reached back behind her and
was doing herself. And the whole time she's just being
just rude to him. And I said, don't I did.
I just like kind of got my courage and I'm like,
I cannot aspectful you were being. And she looked at

(01:51:08):
me and she's like yeah, And I said no, I
said to you, I said.

Speaker 3 (01:51:15):
Young man, and hold on, hold on, hold on, repeat.
What did you say to her about the young man
say that we broke up.

Speaker 41 (01:51:22):
Go ahead to you, I said, you are being disrespectful.
And she looked at me and she's like yeah, because
she thought I was talking about him, and I said,
I am talking. I said, I am talking about you.
And then she like like, oh you know, and I'm like,
oh my god. So I'm just like finished. I'm just
like waiting, waiting, waiting, and she just she wandered their

(01:51:42):
ice cream in two separate bags and she's just being
just a total Karen. And I felt so bad.

Speaker 25 (01:51:47):
This guy.

Speaker 41 (01:51:48):
He wasn't even say anything. He just he just looked
like beating me, you know. And I'm like, oh my gosh.
So she left.

Speaker 3 (01:51:54):
She didn't all did someone call someone else a bitch?

Speaker 1 (01:51:59):
Though I did.

Speaker 41 (01:52:01):
I called her bitch at the end of the At
the end of the well, she wanted everything in separate bag.
She wanted to end the falls in a separate bag
because it was for.

Speaker 10 (01:52:08):
Her horses, okay, And I said, okay, this is just so.

Speaker 41 (01:52:12):
I said, oh this is weird. So she left and
she's like, I have a good day. And I said,
you too, fitch.

Speaker 3 (01:52:17):
Oh god, the Danielle loves that one. To Danielle, all right,
well look, thank you, Jondre, Sorry that happened to you.
You know what, that's the thing. The people who were
behind the counter, they get cramped on.

Speaker 1 (01:52:31):
All the time. I believe me. I remember working in McDonald's,
Oh my gosh, and the nastiness that I would have
to deal with over like uh uh, you know, a
fish sandwich, something stupid, so stupid. I'm like, really, guys,
come on, it's not that serious.

Speaker 3 (01:52:46):
I don't know, but do you find yourselves online and
just going deep, deep, deep down the hole watching these videos?

Speaker 25 (01:52:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:52:52):
Sometimes awful people. I don't know, but I feel like
I turn it off and I can feel my pulse racing.

Speaker 1 (01:52:58):
So I'm just like so. And you would think that
people would watch themselves back and go, oh my gosh,
I acted like that, but no, A lot of them think.

Speaker 20 (01:53:06):
Like, yeah, I was justified, and then they double down
talking about invasion of privacy.

Speaker 1 (01:53:09):
Ma'am, you are outside acting like a water buffalo. Get
out of here.

Speaker 39 (01:53:15):
Inside Hollywood literally, or as Ryan says, literally.

Speaker 10 (01:53:20):
Bryan Seacrest is up next after Elvis.

Speaker 1 (01:53:23):
Duran in the C one hundred Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (01:53:26):
All right, shows done, Let's get out of here until
next time. Say peace out, everybody, he se out everybody,