January 7, 2026 ā¢ 8 mins
A listener calls in with a jaw-dropping dating story that sparks an unfiltered conversation about expectations, preparation, confidence, and when “bigger” actually becomes a problem. Honest, hilarious, and wildly candid—this one goes exactly where you think it will (and then further).
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Get your head us together, and we're going to start
to party.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Start. I'm ready to party.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
The Elvis Ran After Party.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
The After Party podcast. Earlier, we were talking about guys
who are very well in doubt and we had to
move on and get into something else. But we got
all these texts people wanted to talk about it, including Lisa.
Let me get Lisa here. She's right here. Lisa, Hi, Lisa.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Hi, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Thanks for holding on. All right, So we were talking
about guys who well, we were talking about it, in
particular a football player whose ex girlfriend said they couldn't
be together anymore because he was the size of two
coke cans.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
That sounds familiar. Actually, that sound familiar.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Okay, So you texted in so obvious. So you have
something to say about this, will you? Once stated a
guy who what, Well.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Here's the thing. I'm a person who's I'm in competition
with myself, so it was a conquered thing for me.
So at first I'm like, whoa, whoa, Okay, I gotta
do something to prepare for this. So I actually did
some exercises. There are jj exercises you can do out
there to prepare for things like that. And I tried
to go to the toy store by the toy as
close as the side as possible to try to prepare
for that. But I want to be too loose because
(01:26):
you know, growth.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
You're looking for a happy media.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Yeah exactly, because you want that firmness.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
You know, y y yeah yea yeah, okay, I'm with you.
But you feel like you needed to take action in
order to prepare.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Yes, I need to prepare, yes exactly. And believe me,
it was definitely well well done. I bought a book
and all that good stuff. When I say I was preparing,
it was so worth it. Oh yeah, I said for
the exercises. Yeah, it's called relax your lips.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Oh god, I didn't know that was what that was about.
What's that? Gandhi?
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Listen when I say I was going to conquer this,
I was going to conquer this for sure.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Okay, Every Step podcast, Lisa, how did you know that
this was on its way? Did this person tell you
to prepare for it? Had you seen it?
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
No, no no the first time. I couldn't go through
it the first time. Oh yeah, I'm like, okay, so
you know, let's set this up a second time. That's
when I prepare, you know, bought the books and to
be exercised, and went to the toy stores and all
that stuff, so you know, and the next time, yeah,
it went all the way around. Was a rodeo show
the next time around, for sure?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
What so?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
You so obviously you were not scared away. You You're like, Okay,
I have an obstacle here, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm
gonna succeed at this.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Did he give you a.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Heads up before?
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Yes, you should, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Did he give you a heads up before he presented it?
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Or was it a surprise?
Speaker 3 (02:48):
I'm sort of but you know, I always think, like, you know, guys,
they always talk stuff like that. You know, I didn't,
you know, believe in to actually saw it and felt
it almostly. Yeah, I needed a second chance with that one. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Okay, So you conquered it successfully.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, very much so. But that was
the first and last time I did it. I conquered it,
checked off my lists on I'm good, not again, I'm good.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Okay, wait a minute, hold on, And here's the thing,
and this is the problem with this lawsuit between the
football player and his ex she was out there talking
about it, and it kind of messed with his He
felt his reputation this and that. But there are a
lot of guys who are very very well stacked who
feel like it's a negative. It's a bad thing because
no one wants to be with him again because it's
(03:32):
too much. And was that the reason why you let
this guy go? Or was it just not the guy?
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Oh, he just wasn't the guy it was, Yeah, it
just wasn't the guy. I just saw him from the
waist down, that's all. I didn't see manything more than that.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
But that's what they're all worried about, is that.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
That's all.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
I mean. So, I mean, maybe it's a good thing
for him because I conquered it. We both have famalies.
I have fun, so hopefully that he had fun too,
but that that was definitely a one time thing.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
So there's got to be a lot of lonely well
and dowt guys out there.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
You feel like this is a boo crimeer river No,
but they gotta.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Be, you know. I mean, they can't keep anyone around
because they scare them off.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
I have a friend who.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Well, I guess I got scared off to an extent.
So I got scared off and went back and then
that was it. So that definitely won't be the last
time to try something like that.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Okay, what were you saying.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
I have a friend who claims this. You guys have
met him, and he says he has this problem. It's
ruined his love life, and you know why, poor him.
He feels so bad because he can just never do
the things he wants to do.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Oh, I don't know if I believe it problem a
problem list.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Lisa had one interaction with the guy transaction whatever you
would call it, and never again.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
This yosit in a bank that he was ready to stay.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
I have a question.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
But if you're like hot and heavy with somebody and
then you didn't know it was like that, and then
there it is like at that point, what.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Do you do? I'm out?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Do you really do say it? Do you say I'm out?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Yeah? What happened the first time that That's basically what
happened the first time I actually talked it out and say, hey,
I need to need a chance to prepare for this.
I'm out spoken like that, So happened the first time.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
You could say it's also the same as the opposite
if someone is not well stacked at all. Yeah, and
there seems like a great guy and.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Problem.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
I'm sure there's a lot of guys like scary for instance.
Second don't speak on average. But I wanted to know why.
I just don't. This is the crazy part.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
I don't understand because everyone is it. Is it something
that you're afraid of or is it something.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
That you wish for?
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Because in my life, all I hear is the bigger,
the better you hear.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Women say that all the time and cans to coke cans.
That's like death too, coke cans.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Think about that.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Yeah, that's bigger than Danielle's water bottle right there.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
And I think we just get out of here.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
I'm just used to hearing all the talk on the
other side of the conversation that you know that you
feel like, oh, here, this this guy, this this information
is out there, congratulations or more women are gonna want him?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
But I guess not so, Lisa. To your point, it
was a conquered thing because it was so big. You
don't have the same curiosity for like a small one, right.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Absolutely not, No, not, because I've been there and done that.
I don't knock it until I try. I've been there
and done that, so no, I know you said you're.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Very outspoken, So in my mind, if that comes at you,
you're starting to laugh.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
I'm just because because I've done it.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Sorry you look at your laugh There's some guy driving
to work right now. Oh my god, you're laughing.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
No, you're not because I'm talking about him. That's why.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
But if you had to pick a problem too small
or too big, I know it would probably sound crazy,
but too small might be the better problem because you
can always add on, but you can't subtract. Go to
a store, get a thing. Yeah, you can just add
to that. It'll be fine, Like you can do things
you've never heard of. A strap on.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
No, no, I I can't. I can't add to that.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
No, it's not, it's not. It's not the same. Okay, Lisa. Interesting.
We wanted to hear your point of view, and god
knows we did. That was that was awesome. Listen, Thank you,
thank you for listening to us.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Awesome. Thank you guys for having me. I appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
All right, you take you have a good day.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Congratulations do we have to put a disclaimer at the
beginning of this book.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Why you don't listen with your children or science?
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Grandma?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Yeah, are your small penis boyfriend? Are your small penis boyfriend?
He may be offended.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
A little bit of geometry can shape
Speaker 2 (07:54):
After party
Get your head us together, and we're going to start
to party.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Start. I'm ready to party.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
The Elvis Ran After Party.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
The After Party podcast. Earlier, we were talking about guys
who are very well in doubt and we had to
move on and get into something else. But we got
all these texts people wanted to talk about it, including Lisa.
Let me get Lisa here. She's right here. Lisa, Hi, Lisa.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Hi, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
Thanks for holding on. All right, So we were talking
about guys who well, we were talking about it, in
particular a football player whose ex girlfriend said they couldn't
be together anymore because he was the size of two
coke cans.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
That sounds familiar. Actually, that sound familiar.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Okay, So you texted in so obvious. So you have
something to say about this, will you? Once stated a
guy who what, Well.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Here's the thing. I'm a person who's I'm in competition
with myself, so it was a conquered thing for me.
So at first I'm like, whoa, whoa, Okay, I gotta
do something to prepare for this. So I actually did
some exercises. There are jj exercises you can do out
there to prepare for things like that. And I tried
to go to the toy store by the toy as
close as the side as possible to try to prepare
for that. But I want to be too loose because
(01:26):
you know, growth.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
You're looking for a happy media.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
Yeah exactly, because you want that firmness.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
You know, y y yeah yea yeah, okay, I'm with you.
But you feel like you needed to take action in
order to prepare.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Yes, I need to prepare, yes exactly. And believe me,
it was definitely well well done. I bought a book
and all that good stuff. When I say I was preparing,
it was so worth it. Oh yeah, I said for
the exercises. Yeah, it's called relax your lips.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Oh god, I didn't know that was what that was about.
What's that? Gandhi?
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Listen when I say I was going to conquer this,
I was going to conquer this for sure.
Speaker 1 (02:06):
Okay, Every Step podcast, Lisa, how did you know that
this was on its way? Did this person tell you
to prepare for it? Had you seen it?
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (02:14):
No, no no the first time. I couldn't go through
it the first time. Oh yeah, I'm like, okay, so
you know, let's set this up a second time. That's
when I prepare, you know, bought the books and to
be exercised, and went to the toy stores and all
that stuff, so you know, and the next time, yeah,
it went all the way around. Was a rodeo show
the next time around, for sure?
Speaker 2 (02:30):
What so?
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
You so obviously you were not scared away. You You're like, Okay,
I have an obstacle here, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm
gonna succeed at this.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Did he give you a.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Heads up before?
Speaker 3 (02:43):
Yes, you should, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
Did he give you a heads up before he presented it?
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Or was it a surprise?
Speaker 3 (02:48):
I'm sort of but you know, I always think, like, you know, guys,
they always talk stuff like that. You know, I didn't,
you know, believe in to actually saw it and felt
it almostly. Yeah, I needed a second chance with that one. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
Okay, So you conquered it successfully.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, very much so. But that was
the first and last time I did it. I conquered it,
checked off my lists on I'm good, not again, I'm good.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Okay, wait a minute, hold on, And here's the thing,
and this is the problem with this lawsuit between the
football player and his ex she was out there talking
about it, and it kind of messed with his He
felt his reputation this and that. But there are a
lot of guys who are very very well stacked who
feel like it's a negative. It's a bad thing because
no one wants to be with him again because it's
(03:32):
too much. And was that the reason why you let
this guy go? Or was it just not the guy?
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Oh, he just wasn't the guy it was, Yeah, it
just wasn't the guy. I just saw him from the
waist down, that's all. I didn't see manything more than that.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
But that's what they're all worried about, is that.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
That's all.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
I mean. So, I mean, maybe it's a good thing
for him because I conquered it. We both have famalies.
I have fun, so hopefully that he had fun too,
but that that was definitely a one time thing.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
So there's got to be a lot of lonely well
and dowt guys out there.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
You feel like this is a boo crimeer river No,
but they gotta.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Be, you know. I mean, they can't keep anyone around
because they scare them off.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
I have a friend who.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Well, I guess I got scared off to an extent.
So I got scared off and went back and then
that was it. So that definitely won't be the last
time to try something like that.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Okay, what were you saying.
Speaker 1 (04:20):
I have a friend who claims this. You guys have
met him, and he says he has this problem. It's
ruined his love life, and you know why, poor him.
He feels so bad because he can just never do
the things he wants to do.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Oh, I don't know if I believe it problem a
problem list.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
Lisa had one interaction with the guy transaction whatever you
would call it, and never again.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
This yosit in a bank that he was ready to stay.
Speaker 4 (04:48):
I have a question.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
But if you're like hot and heavy with somebody and
then you didn't know it was like that, and then
there it is like at that point, what.
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Do you do? I'm out?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
Do you really do say it? Do you say I'm out?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Yeah? What happened the first time that That's basically what
happened the first time I actually talked it out and say, hey,
I need to need a chance to prepare for this.
I'm out spoken like that, So happened the first time.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
You could say it's also the same as the opposite
if someone is not well stacked at all. Yeah, and
there seems like a great guy and.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Problem.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
I'm sure there's a lot of guys like scary for instance.
Second don't speak on average. But I wanted to know why.
I just don't. This is the crazy part.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
I don't.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
I don't understand because everyone is it. Is it something
that you're afraid of or is it something.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
That you wish for?
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Because in my life, all I hear is the bigger,
the better you hear.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
Women say that all the time and cans to coke cans.
That's like death too, coke cans.
Speaker 3 (05:53):
Think about that.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Yeah, that's bigger than Danielle's water bottle right there.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
And I think we just get out of here.
Speaker 4 (06:00):
I'm just used to hearing all the talk on the
other side of the conversation that you know that you
feel like, oh, here, this this guy, this this information
is out there, congratulations or more women are gonna want him?
Speaker 2 (06:12):
But I guess not so, Lisa. To your point, it
was a conquered thing because it was so big. You
don't have the same curiosity for like a small one, right.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
Absolutely not, No, not, because I've been there and done that.
I don't knock it until I try. I've been there
and done that, so no, I know you said you're.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
Very outspoken, So in my mind, if that comes at you,
you're starting to laugh.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
I'm just because because I've done it.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Sorry you look at your laugh There's some guy driving
to work right now. Oh my god, you're laughing.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (06:48):
No, you're not because I'm talking about him. That's why.
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
But if you had to pick a problem too small
or too big, I know it would probably sound crazy,
but too small might be the better problem because you
can always add on, but you can't subtract. Go to
a store, get a thing. Yeah, you can just add
to that. It'll be fine, Like you can do things
you've never heard of. A strap on.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
No, no, I I can't. I can't add to that.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
No, it's not, it's not. It's not the same. Okay, Lisa. Interesting.
We wanted to hear your point of view, and god
knows we did. That was that was awesome. Listen, Thank you,
thank you for listening to us.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Awesome. Thank you guys for having me. I appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
All right, you take you have a good day.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Congratulations do we have to put a disclaimer at the
beginning of this book.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Why you don't listen with your children or science?
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Grandma?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Yeah, are your small penis boyfriend? Are your small penis boyfriend?
He may be offended.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
A little bit of geometry can shape
Speaker 2 (07:54):
After party
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