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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Abortions of this program were pre recorded.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Yes, you know what, that's all that.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
You know half of our show is a big drunken
master you know who on the radio. We're doing a show, right.

Speaker 4 (00:35):
I love you guys so much.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
I like myself like this myself. This is Elvis Duran
in the morning show.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
All right, hello, anyone anyone here to do the show?
Wo me, It's just me Elvis, your worst nightmare.

Speaker 5 (00:51):
Okay, Oh, here we go, another day of fun and
frivolity in a studio that doesn't really work.

Speaker 6 (00:58):
So scary you can hear me, but no one else
can hear me? Now, Danielle and Gandhi and Nate and Sam.
Maybe Froggy can Froggy can hear me? All right, So
it's the it's the Elvis, Froggy and Scary show. Well
scary telephone in the room that I that I liked
him and I wish they could join us for the show. Gandhi, Danielle, Yeah,
I loves you. He wishes he that you could join

(01:19):
us for the show.

Speaker 7 (01:19):
We love you too, and we're hoping to be back soon.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
You okay, I can't Yeah, I can hear everyone.

Speaker 7 (01:26):
Nate's headphones work I don't know what's wrong with that.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Okay, So Danielle's a part of the show.

Speaker 5 (01:30):
Now it's the Elvis Danielle, Froggy and Scary show.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
That's all.

Speaker 5 (01:35):
That's all they can do the show. But so Gandhi
can't hear us? No tell Gandhia said.

Speaker 7 (01:41):
Hi, Gandhi, Elvis says high, Hey Gandia.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
Elva says, hi, buddy, Should I just randomly speak when
I feel like?

Speaker 8 (01:47):
Yes, yes, I can share Nate's headphones.

Speaker 7 (01:51):
But then now Nate doesn't have headphones.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
That's okay. Just tell Nate that he's still needed.

Speaker 7 (01:56):
Nate, You're still needed, he said.

Speaker 5 (01:58):
Okay, another day, another dime. All right, well I tell you, well,
let's play some music. You know it was it was
Nate who made a request today. He wanted to hear
PM Dawn. Remember this song?

Speaker 7 (02:10):
Yeah, hey, Nate, you wanted to hear PM Dawn.

Speaker 5 (02:13):
All right, I tell Nate we're playing PM Dawn. You
can sing it to him. He can't hear it playing DM.
We'll push the button. Scary, push the button. What a
smooth way to start the day. If only you knew

(02:36):
what was going on in the background. Every day we
walk in here, and there's something broken today. The headphones
aren't working, so they're using each other's headphone holes.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
You know, look at Gandhi.

Speaker 5 (02:50):
Her headphone wire is around her neck and choking her. Now,
what's wrong with Danielle? I can't hear Danielle.

Speaker 7 (02:58):
Tell Nate lower high, we are lower higher.

Speaker 4 (03:00):
He put it so high, bless me.

Speaker 5 (03:03):
Look okay, okay, so wait, it's so wait, so you
have to plug into Nate's hole higher all right, And
so Nate is in charge of your volume on your
headphones and then, scary, you're in charge of Gandhi's volume.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
Right, that's right because Gandhi's in my hole. God, everyone's
in everyone's hole.

Speaker 7 (03:20):
I'm glad I'm in Nate's hole. Let me just tell
you that.

Speaker 5 (03:23):
Sorry, tell you what Froggy and I. You know, another
advantage of being in Florida. We have our own private,
exclusive holes.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
We don't have to share holes. Wow, I'm not sharing
a hole.

Speaker 5 (03:33):
Today, this place, I swear to God. But you know,
there's it's early. Something else is broken. We just haven't
discovered it yet. We'll figure it out when we get there. Hey,
our first caller of the day is Maria in Hollywood, Florida. Oh,
I drove by your house on the way in to
work today.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
Maria. How you doing.

Speaker 5 (03:51):
Hi?

Speaker 6 (03:52):
Hi, good morning.

Speaker 9 (03:53):
I'm doing great. Now I'm talking to you guys.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
Well, Maria, I love you. Oh, thank you. Maria. Up early.

Speaker 5 (04:00):
You know, I was kind of surprised at how much
traffic is on the highway in Miami, just early in
the morning. You actually took your you took your husband
to work today, so you're running the car pool.

Speaker 9 (04:15):
Yes, it was my time today, so I had to
drop them off early at five thirty. So I took
the opportunity to call you guys, and it worked. I
am so happy.

Speaker 5 (04:24):
Wow, someone actually works. It's kind of unusual for something
to work around here.

Speaker 10 (04:28):
I know.

Speaker 9 (04:29):
I called yesterday and they had me a home forever
and then they told me that they had technical problems
and I couldn't you know, I couldn't be transferred, but
I persevered.

Speaker 11 (04:38):
Obviously.

Speaker 9 (04:38):
I just want to say that I've been listening for
twenty plus years and I learned how to speak English
because of you guys. Because when I first came to
the US, my counselor at high school told me, you
need to listen to radio in English and stuff in
English that you can learn how to speak English properly.
And then I found you guys, and it was it's
just being in a love.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
Story, like we've been so much, you know.

Speaker 11 (05:00):
I am very sorry.

Speaker 9 (05:01):
Yes, I called when Uncle Johnny passed, when Dad and
he left, like my heart was broken. But I am
so happy that you guys are still here today, and
I am happy that I got to talk to you
after so long.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
Well, I love it.

Speaker 5 (05:14):
I love that you're still here after all these years.
And I'm always amazed that people call and say that
they learned how to speak English through our show. Ye
you know, you may hear some words that you know
you can learn and start using in your own world.
But it's the things we say you probably shouldn't re
like you know, you shouldn't get you should say right and.

Speaker 9 (05:34):
Listen. I learned about access with Danielle, like I learned
how you know, like with all of you guys. It
was so like I was really caught up and interested.

Speaker 7 (05:43):
I don't have an accent, but okay, yeah right.

Speaker 5 (05:49):
Oh my god, hey, I was telling them as they
are up there in New York in the frozen tundra.
We actually experienced the end of winter yesterday. Did you
notice that it was a beautiful day. Did you get
out and have some fun?

Speaker 11 (06:00):
Well?

Speaker 9 (06:01):
I was working from home, thank god, but it was
a beautiful day. I was able to get out throughout
this after in the afternoon, and it was a beautiful
day here in Florida.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
Nice.

Speaker 5 (06:09):
Well, well, it's an honor to have you up the street.
What do you have for a friend, Maria?

Speaker 6 (06:12):
Oh, we have the finest Elvis Duran in the morning
show apparel on the way thanks to Hackensack Wridy in Hell.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
Here it comes. It's on the way. Maria.

Speaker 9 (06:20):
Thank you so much, guys, Thank you, I love you.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
You guys have a wonderful day you too.

Speaker 5 (06:24):
Now hold on one second and there you go. Everyone
listens for whatever reason. Her reason, she needs to learn
new words like butt holy yes, Charles charticles and butt
holding in a term like butt holding the furniture.

Speaker 12 (06:38):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
So then we learn from Gandhi. Hey, we can learn
from each other.

Speaker 5 (06:42):
All right, let's get into the three things we need
to know from Gandhi and get on with our day.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
What's going on Gandhi?

Speaker 4 (06:47):
All right? President Trump is urging Americans to move on
from the Jeffrey Epsteine files. Trump told reporters in the
Oval Office yesterday it was time for the country to
get onto something else again, insisting that the latest batch
of files clears him while others say it clearly highlight
his involvement. He suggested people turn their attention to something
else that they care about, like healthcare. The newest batch
of files we know released were containing mentions of several

(07:09):
high profile individuals, including Trump, former President Clinton, Elon Musk,
Bill Gates, Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnik, and plenty more. Law
enforcement in Arizona desperately searching for clues in connection to
the disappearance of Nancy Guthrie, the mother of Today host
Savannah Guthrie. The eighty four year old went missing from
Tucson on Sunday, after officials said she was likely abducted

(07:31):
from her home. They're now looking into the authenticity of
an alleged ransom note demanding payment for her release. Now,
the new station there that got it said they were
not going to run any story about it. TMZ also
got a hold of it, and they did run this story.
And finally, the twenty twenty six Winter Olympics technically start
today with competition, even though opening ceremonies aren't until Friday.

(07:54):
The first events at the Milano Cortino Games include alpine skiing, training,
los training and curling. Events include women's preliminary ice hockey
and ski jumping, And those will take place tomorrow. And
those are your three things.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
You know, I'm still not sold on curling.

Speaker 4 (08:10):
It looks so fun. I think we could all do it.

Speaker 3 (08:12):
Yeah you think.

Speaker 4 (08:13):
I think. I don't know, we should try.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
I would. I'd love to be like a curling cheerleader.

Speaker 7 (08:18):
That's all.

Speaker 3 (08:19):
You go.

Speaker 8 (08:19):
What you do for a track and field because you know,
my youngest son does it.

Speaker 7 (08:22):
The curling. There's no joke. What those curling people do.
It's crazy.

Speaker 4 (08:26):
How do they train?

Speaker 3 (08:27):
I don't A lot of sweeping.

Speaker 4 (08:29):
Yeah, it's a lot of sweeping.

Speaker 7 (08:30):
It is so hard what they do the upper body?

Speaker 3 (08:33):
Yeah, okay, curling.

Speaker 5 (08:35):
Well, there you go. Uh here come the Olympics. I'm
kind of excited. You guys ready for your Thursday? Yeah, Wednesday.

Speaker 3 (08:44):
Thursday?

Speaker 5 (08:45):
Are you ready for your Wednesday? Yeah, let's go have
a Wednesday.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
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Speaker 1 (09:21):
Elvis Duran at the Morning Show, you know what.

Speaker 3 (09:24):
One of the things we do here other than just
go on and on about stupid.

Speaker 4 (09:27):
Things, do other stuff.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
We do this stuff. We play a lot of music.

Speaker 5 (09:32):
I want to talk in a second about how listening
to new music can keep your brain alive. You know,
we talk about how you should sometimes take a different
way to work, have conversations with people you've never met
before and find out more about them, because it fatigues
the brain in a good way.

Speaker 3 (09:51):
That makes you think.

Speaker 5 (09:52):
It makes you refocus on things that you haven't focused
on in a while. It opens up more caveat caverns
in your brain.

Speaker 4 (10:00):
I wonder if the same applies to new TV shows. Probably, huh,
I should do that?

Speaker 5 (10:07):
I would think, who's on the phone? This is an
interesting conversation. It's Mandy, Mandy. Let's go talk to Mandy.
Mandy had an observation while watching us in an airport.

Speaker 3 (10:17):
Hi, Mandy, welcome to Wednesday. How are you feeling so far?

Speaker 6 (10:22):
Hi?

Speaker 4 (10:22):
I am all right.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
Good morning guys, Good morning.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
So I found your text very interesting? May I read
it to everyone?

Speaker 11 (10:29):
Sure?

Speaker 3 (10:31):
Good morning, says Mandy.

Speaker 5 (10:32):
I have a quick question wondering if you're more in
character while on the show and different in person, because
I saw you guys at the airport and your personalities
seemed very different compared to what we hear on the show. Okay,
really all right? So who did you see at the airport?

(10:53):
Do you recall who that was?

Speaker 11 (10:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (10:56):
I shaw Nate, Andy, Danielle and Scary Okay. I also
I also you guys on the ship and we took
a pigture and you guys were also cherry and happy.
And then I saw you at the airport. Gandhi came
to the counter and asked the guy if if she
could use the tables to have pizza, and she did
not even make eye contact. I wanted to say hi,
but she looked so serious. I was like, I dare

(11:18):
not say Hi. Hi?

Speaker 4 (11:23):
Yeah, you showed us said hi, sorry, we were actually
very tired, and that line that I'm sure were you
in that line, that long line to get those tables.

Speaker 9 (11:34):
I was already in the bar.

Speaker 13 (11:35):
I was on two bears already, but I was because
they were suit in the back.

Speaker 3 (11:41):
That affecting your judgment of osition.

Speaker 4 (11:44):
No, No, because I was very happy when he told
us we could use the table.

Speaker 8 (11:49):
Yeah, and she even went in and gave him a
tip later on to say thank you.

Speaker 4 (11:55):
I know, but Gandhi, you're very serious like you were.

Speaker 13 (11:58):
I was like, oh my goodness, I's.

Speaker 7 (12:00):
Not a mission.

Speaker 4 (12:02):
Yeah, in real life, I'm pretty mean.

Speaker 3 (12:04):
No, you know.

Speaker 12 (12:06):
What it is.

Speaker 3 (12:06):
I mean, I address this, Mandy. I think what it
could be is, Yeah, we.

Speaker 5 (12:11):
Are in character when we're on the mic, so absolutely,
you know we're not gonna let you always you know,
see the sad, you know, frustrated or tired side of us,
because well they pay us not to do that. So
I don't know, so maybe maybe there is some truth. Yeah,
when the mics are on, we are, we're on. I
get that, you know. And so if you see us

(12:31):
in everyday life as if we're just you know, going
about our day and you're trying to maneuver through an airport,
you may see a side of us that you're not
going to see here.

Speaker 3 (12:39):
What do you think about that?

Speaker 6 (12:40):
Nate? Well, I did remember something just now, so she
might be remembering Scary because we had to eat airport pizza,
which it wasn't that great, and when Scary was eating it,
the look on his face was a mixture of hunger
and shame.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
And they pointed it out to me.

Speaker 6 (12:56):
They're like, you look so like defeated and had a
crap eating grin on me because I was eating airport pizza.

Speaker 8 (13:06):
And they didn't have a lounge for him to sit in,
so he was very upset.

Speaker 5 (13:10):
Melted down, melt imagine, imagine living that life. Well, so
you know, you know what's kind of cool is you
You got to see Scary and Gandhi and Danielle and
Nate and they're just normal moving from point A to
point B. Habitat right, And uh I get that. So
from now on, whenever you walk outside your house, turn

(13:33):
that smile on and be happy.

Speaker 8 (13:34):
All right. I think we were just, honestly, I think
we were so exhausted. We had so much traveling and
we were so tired NonStop.

Speaker 7 (13:46):
I think we were just so tired.

Speaker 4 (13:48):
I think we're kind of buttholes.

Speaker 5 (13:53):
You can't put cheese on meat, So what made you
mad about the pizza? And that that actually made you
show the real you in this airport, this public space.

Speaker 6 (14:06):
Pizza The dough was awful, It just tasted like white bread.
And then we had a meatball hero that we were splitting,
and they put American cheese on meat, a meat ball
covered in sauce.

Speaker 3 (14:17):
You don't put American cheese po.

Speaker 5 (14:20):
We'll see, Mandy, can't you see why they're a little disgruntled.

Speaker 7 (14:24):
I like the pizza even I finished Gandhi's.

Speaker 5 (14:27):
Yeah, well there you go. Well, Mandy, there you go.
Interesting we I guess you know. That's why we always say, hey,
if you see us in public, come come say hi,
and we'll we'll we'll flip that switch and turn that charm.

Speaker 3 (14:39):
Right back on.

Speaker 14 (14:42):
Us.

Speaker 6 (14:42):
Up.

Speaker 5 (14:43):
Yeah, you would have made him happy to be there,
so Mandy, you should do your duty, come up and
put them in a good mood.

Speaker 6 (14:50):
All right, Okay, well all right, Mandy.

Speaker 3 (14:53):
You go have a good day. Thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 5 (14:56):
I guess I guess we are kind of on when
you know when we're you know, working, that's what we
gotta do.

Speaker 8 (15:01):
I mean, you have to put your problems at the
door so that you can like do a show.

Speaker 6 (15:06):
But nobody's themselves in an airport right now, you're right
an airpa.

Speaker 3 (15:10):
Yeah, absolutely all right.

Speaker 5 (15:13):
Producer Sam Hip, hope you're on today, be on for Mandy.

Speaker 3 (15:18):
Maybe you're listening. So who are you doing your horoscopes with?

Speaker 15 (15:21):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (15:21):
The only person who's always in a great mood, Scottie Bee.

Speaker 3 (15:23):
Here we go. Please not be okay.

Speaker 16 (15:26):
If it's your birthday today, you share it with Alice
Cooper and Cameron Aquarius, Wow, I love that song.

Speaker 17 (15:33):
Uh.

Speaker 16 (15:34):
Sometimes our original ideas are the ones that feel most
far fetched.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
Don't brush it off, Aquarius.

Speaker 18 (15:39):
Your days of six PI see something you lost interest
in once is worth a second look.

Speaker 4 (15:44):
You've changed your days and eight aries.

Speaker 16 (15:46):
Pressure motivates you rather than stalls you. Today, challenge feels
inviting your days of nine.

Speaker 18 (15:51):
Hey, Taurus, material or financial confidence will settle in with
a good plan, So take time to sort out your
finances your.

Speaker 16 (15:58):
Days and eight Gemini, You're gonna connect some dots mid conversation,
but hold on to that poker face. Your day's a nine.

Speaker 18 (16:04):
Ooh, Cancer, A boundary has been disrespected time and time again,
so you have to deliver a consequence.

Speaker 4 (16:10):
Your day's a seven.

Speaker 16 (16:11):
My fellow Leo's you're feeling guilty about something lately. It's
time to set that down and accept your self preservation.
Our days of five.

Speaker 4 (16:19):
Oh boo Virgo.

Speaker 18 (16:20):
The only way to master a task is to keep
working at it, so don't let being a novice stop
you now.

Speaker 4 (16:26):
Your day's a nine.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
Libra.

Speaker 16 (16:27):
Approval from others is optional. What matters most is how
you feel about your decision. Your day is a ten.

Speaker 4 (16:33):
Hey, Scorpio, Loyalty is hard to come by, so make
sure you take care of those showing up for you consistently.
Your day's an eight.

Speaker 16 (16:39):
Sagittarius. Energy is low today and that's okay. Ride it
out and don't force productivity. Your day is a six.

Speaker 18 (16:46):
And finally, Capricorn patient steers a smart decision, so don't
just rely on want alone. Your day's a seven and
those are Wednesday morning horoscopes.

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Elvis Duran in the Morning Show today. Elvis Duran in
the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (18:15):
All right, sorry, in typical fashion where I'm hopping all
over the world and not really focusing on something I
wanted to talk about. Earlier, I was talking about music, right,
how can make you happy?

Speaker 6 (18:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (18:25):
And listening to new music it's like working a puzzle
for your brain because your brain has to figure out.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
Like, what is this song? What are these words?

Speaker 5 (18:34):
All these notes coming together in this new way I've
never heard in a song before. It's good for your
brain to always be curious about new music. They say,
once you hit your thirties, your interest in new music
seems to wane.

Speaker 3 (18:48):
A little bit. Oh oh wow for some people. I
still love listening to music.

Speaker 8 (18:52):
But you know, yeah, but we I mean, this is
what we do for a living, so maybe we're different,
you know maybe.

Speaker 5 (18:57):
And then going on in this article, I'm reading further
in the article, it's talking about music that makes you happy,
and they say say, if you know how music works
in theory, chords, if the chords are major chords and
not minor chords. If you're in music, you know what
I'm saying, then it's a happier chord. Minor chords are

(19:18):
more like scary. You know, if you're watching a frightening movie,
the chords are usually minor key or minor chords.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
When when someone's you know, getting stabbed or what.

Speaker 5 (19:31):
Yep, And so think about that song that always makes
you happy, that always makes you go, Okay.

Speaker 3 (19:37):
This is great?

Speaker 7 (19:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (19:38):
Like what do you have? Is it top of mind?
Can you think of on top of mine?

Speaker 20 (19:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (19:42):
I think of one right now? What's that The Architect
by Casey Musgraves. I love it so much. Every time
I hear it, I'm like, oh.

Speaker 12 (19:48):
Yeah, that's it.

Speaker 3 (19:49):
So is it more about the sound or the words
the lyrics?

Speaker 4 (19:52):
Both of them?

Speaker 6 (19:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (19:53):
Yeah? What about you, Danielle? Which song makes you happy?

Speaker 8 (19:55):
I mean, Hawkwa Barbie Girl always makes me happy? Galway
Girl from uh Edge always makes me happy. A lot
of songs from edgecheer and make me very happy.

Speaker 3 (20:03):
Right? What about you?

Speaker 6 (20:04):
Nate should Have Been a Cowboy by Toby Keith. I
don't know what it is about that song always puts
a smile on yea scary What about you scary, don't
you worry? Child from Swedish house Mafia. Oh what a
great song.

Speaker 5 (20:16):
We're a diamond. Let's take him with diamond. We rarely
see diamond happy at all? No, really, what song just
makes you happy?

Speaker 4 (20:27):
Assult Shaker by you know another random one that she
loves every time? Follow Me by Uncle Cracker.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
Let me ask you, Let me ask you this.

Speaker 5 (20:44):
Let me ask you this, my sister, what is it
about Uncle Cracker that makes you happy?

Speaker 1 (20:50):
I don't know.

Speaker 20 (20:50):
I think it was in like a show or a
movie that I was like really connected to as a kid.
Maybe like it.

Speaker 4 (20:55):
It's just nostalgic.

Speaker 7 (20:56):
I really like that song.

Speaker 20 (20:57):
Yeah, I almost text you, like yesterday or two days
ago about it. Gandhi, I just heard it.

Speaker 4 (21:02):
Oh she loves that song. She hears it and she's like, ah,
you know what else is a song?

Speaker 7 (21:09):
How is Party by Sam Hunt?

Speaker 9 (21:11):
Oh?

Speaker 12 (21:11):
That's good?

Speaker 14 (21:11):
Why?

Speaker 7 (21:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (21:13):
You have?

Speaker 11 (21:16):
So?

Speaker 5 (21:17):
Music is just so important and that's why you know
we could sit here and just talk all day and
not play any music.

Speaker 3 (21:22):
But music, No, we go, that's what we do.

Speaker 5 (21:24):
We we gotta plus we need, you know, have bathroom
breaks stuff like that. Yeah, we got we have to
have a little break to put cream cheese on our bagels.

Speaker 3 (21:34):
Exactly.

Speaker 4 (21:35):
That's a good one.

Speaker 12 (21:37):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (21:37):
Mine is an old See I'm an older guy. I
always go to September by Earth Wind and Fire.

Speaker 3 (21:42):
That's a great, great song, are there?

Speaker 11 (21:44):
So?

Speaker 4 (21:45):
Okay? So that song I used to hate because I
worked at a bar and at happy hour. That was
like their kickoff of happy Hour, which was really tough.
And then watching how joyful it makes you every time
I hear it, I've started to love it. Are there
songs that you only love because other people love them?

Speaker 5 (22:00):
See what that says a lot about you? You're you're
caring about someone else's happiness.

Speaker 4 (22:04):
I just think of you dancing every time it comes
on the way you dance, and I'm like, oh.

Speaker 1 (22:07):
Here it goes.

Speaker 5 (22:09):
I don't know, I do we have it? Let's play it.
It's either this or Uncle Cracker September. Here there it is,
and I know it's all we don't have to play it?
Is it too old to play?

Speaker 9 (22:20):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (22:21):
Turn it off?

Speaker 4 (22:21):
Don't do what.

Speaker 7 (22:22):
It's a great song.

Speaker 3 (22:23):
It's too old to play.

Speaker 5 (22:25):
Okay, let's play So this would kick off your happy
hour at the bar.

Speaker 4 (22:30):
Every single day every time. Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (22:33):
Yes, but other than me liking it, don't you like
it a little bit?

Speaker 1 (22:36):
Now? You all right?

Speaker 21 (22:38):
All right, all right, okay, let's get happy.

Speaker 3 (22:46):
Okay, okay, okay, happy happy.

Speaker 5 (22:49):
It just needs a happy song now, really, salt Shaker, now,
how does that?

Speaker 3 (22:53):
How does that work? It was good at Diamond, Diamond
salt Shaker.

Speaker 20 (22:57):
Yeah. I just love the beginning.

Speaker 3 (23:00):
That's it. You don't like the rest of it.

Speaker 6 (23:01):
Oh no, I love the song.

Speaker 20 (23:02):
But he's like, merol, you hear that part and I'm like, yes,
that's it.

Speaker 3 (23:07):
All right? Are you guys? You're okay with us making
Diamond happy?

Speaker 1 (23:11):
I love it.

Speaker 3 (23:12):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (23:12):
This is not for anyone listening. It's a private moment
between ying Yaning Twins and Diamond.

Speaker 4 (23:19):
Yes, sault Shick.

Speaker 3 (23:28):
There you go, Diamond. Are you happy?

Speaker 12 (23:32):
Now?

Speaker 20 (23:32):
Oh man, what a party I just had in here
by myself.

Speaker 5 (23:36):
Now whoever an iHeart is in charge of editing and
like bleeping out foul language.

Speaker 3 (23:42):
No one told him what skeet means.

Speaker 4 (23:46):
They probably think it's some sort of like recreational shooting.

Speaker 5 (23:49):
I mean, come on, we're talking. They call her billy ocean.
I mean, there you go, all right. Thank you for
making me plate Uncle Cracker the Danielle Report.

Speaker 3 (24:02):
We got a lot of stuff to talk about that's
coming up after this. Oh, there goes Elvis.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (24:10):
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(24:33):
we need.

Speaker 19 (24:34):
You to be the voice of reason or chaos. Call
us at one eight hundred two four to two zero
one hundred. Elvis Daran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 5 (24:42):
About to get into the Danielle Report. Daniel's all ready
to go all skippy. Look at that doing cartwheels in
the corner. Look at you, Look at you play ying
Yang twins. I think that was my favorite moment of
the show so far. Crazy It's crazy. Went out to
dinner with some friends. Here's why I have to come
back to New York because I'm in Miami. The weather

(25:05):
turned really great yesterday. Winter was officially over, and we
went to a happy hour. Every restaurant in South Florida
has happy hour.

Speaker 3 (25:14):
You know that.

Speaker 5 (25:15):
Yeah, it's like it's the culture, happy hour culture. So
you know, we did a lot of work yesterday and
then we decided, oh, let's go have happy hour. So
we had a happy hour, had a couple of glasses
of wine.

Speaker 3 (25:26):
A lot of food.

Speaker 5 (25:28):
Next thing, you know, you're at for dinner at a
different place. Happy hour rolls into dinner. I mean, I'm
acting like I'm on vacation, but I'm not.

Speaker 4 (25:38):
That's the best part. That's what Florida is, though.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
Why no, but it's gonna kill me.

Speaker 4 (25:42):
Well, let not do that.

Speaker 8 (25:43):
And I don't think that's gonna last forever. I think
once you're settled in and it becomes part of your
permanent residence, things change.

Speaker 3 (25:50):
I don't think.

Speaker 11 (25:50):
So.

Speaker 15 (25:51):
I know.

Speaker 3 (25:53):
It's crazy, Danielle.

Speaker 5 (25:54):
Seriously, if you were here with me this week, I
had to go do some work on the house yesterday
and get here and there I had to look drawers
and stupid stuff anyway, and then you're like, oh, it's
a happy hour. And in the happy hour place was
right next door to the kitchen drawer store whatever that
was Michael's in the design district. All right, let's go
to Michaels. I've been going there for twenty years, sat down,

(26:16):
had some deviled eggs and a glass of wine. The
wine was really good, and then it turned into some
more snacks. A falaffel dish showed up, and then shrimp toast. Gosh,
and then someone said, well, let's go to Osubuco and
have let's have some steaks.

Speaker 3 (26:34):
So we were so happy.

Speaker 5 (26:35):
Hour rolled into dinnertime and that look up, it's ten o'clock.
I gotta go to bed.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
Oh my god.

Speaker 6 (26:42):
The issue is the great weather. It's like it's so
easy to just pull up a chair, sit outside.

Speaker 3 (26:47):
Oh yeah, get a drink. You guys would have loved it.

Speaker 5 (26:50):
I just I would do anything if my fabulous four
was back here, like we were all hanging.

Speaker 3 (26:54):
Out the other day. That was great.

Speaker 6 (26:57):
Nate. Nate would be like picking up chicks, Yeah, trying.
They probably introduced me to their mothers. But that's right,
I'm high.

Speaker 5 (27:05):
Yeah, Gondehy would be like a little menace, driving everyone crazy. Scary,
be like, oh we got to or some more of
this for the table. And then Danielle, this is the
best meal I have.

Speaker 8 (27:19):
I don't think anything's gonna be Amica.

Speaker 4 (27:21):
So yeah, I know it was so.

Speaker 5 (27:23):
Good that said, really, my god. Anyway, So I'm getting fat,
I'm drinking too much. I gotta come home.

Speaker 4 (27:30):
Yeah, Winter keeps us honest.

Speaker 3 (27:32):
Yeah, I know, all right, daniel let's go. Oh my god,
this is the best.

Speaker 13 (27:41):
We see.

Speaker 5 (27:41):
The four of us together are dangerous because Nate's entertaining
because he's flirting with everyone. Gandhi's like pushing people's buttons.
Scary's ordering all the food, and Daniel's eating all of it,
and I'm just I'm.

Speaker 7 (27:52):
And we didn't even get to the shopping. We didn't
have time to show. If Ghani and I went there,
that would have been even worre.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
I forget it.

Speaker 7 (27:58):
If you came with us.

Speaker 5 (27:59):
Forgetting yeah, oh my god, you the stores and the
design district, it's forget it. Yeah, I gotta get home.
I'm gonna die. I'm gonna I'm gonna die down here,
all right, Danielle, what are you going on?

Speaker 7 (28:10):
All right, let's talk about Justin Bieber.

Speaker 8 (28:11):
You remember at the Grammy Awards he was wearing his
underwear and at least you look like it was just
his boxers.

Speaker 7 (28:18):
Well it wasn't.

Speaker 8 (28:19):
He actually had two pairs of undies on tidy whiteyes
to contain the package, and then his boxers, and apparently
his people kept saying to him, listen, if you have
a wardrobe malfunction on television with just the boxers on,
you can't take it back.

Speaker 3 (28:35):
So how fun that would be? Figured out?

Speaker 7 (28:37):
Yeah, well we would have thought it was fun. I
don't think he would have. So they figured it out
and that's you know what happened. He was wearing two pairs.

Speaker 8 (28:43):
Lady Gaga was amazing at the Grammy Awards, but her
performance almost didn't happen due to extreme time constraints. She
wasn't sure if she could actually pull it off. She
was fresh off of her tour. She was in Tokyo,
and I think she arrived less than thirty six hours
before the Grammys, so she didn't have time to do
a normal or traditional rehearsal. So they just put something

(29:04):
together and that's what it turned out to be, and
it was amazing. I would have thought you would have
rehearsed with that for months and months and months, but apparently,
so there you go. Ricky Martin is showing his support
for a fellow Puerto Rican entertainer Bad Bunny. He wrote
an open letter in a Puerto Rican newspaper on Tuesday
after Bad Bunny one Album of the Year at the Grammys,

(29:24):
and he said in his letter that seeing Bad Bunny
win that award with a production entirely in Spanish touched
him deeply, and that he won without erasing his roots.
And we know that Bad Bunny made history on Sunday,
is the first artist to win Album of the Year
with they set entirely in Spanish. And then here's taking
the super Bowl stage this weekend.

Speaker 7 (29:44):
Everybody Bad Bunny, He's so cute.

Speaker 8 (29:46):
Hell all right, hockey related terms have spiked since your
show needed rivalry. First of all, boy aquarium is something
that they've been looking up. Boy aquarium, Yeah, really means like,
you know that the hockey rank is more, you know,
like a guy's aquarium with his water or something for guys.

Speaker 4 (30:03):
Somebody all those boys behind glass and water water.

Speaker 7 (30:06):
It's like aquarium.

Speaker 8 (30:07):
Yes, a hockey goalie warm up people have been looking up, oh.

Speaker 4 (30:11):
Yeah, where they spread their legs and hump the ice.

Speaker 1 (30:13):
Hockey.

Speaker 8 (30:16):
I think she's been looking up these terms hockey players obviously,
and gay hockey players is a term that people have
been looking up a lot as well.

Speaker 7 (30:23):
So there you go.

Speaker 8 (30:24):
Chavarone is slated to headline the next Fortnight festival. Players
will be able to try on a range of her
show inspired outfits.

Speaker 7 (30:31):
I think that's all. Kicking off February.

Speaker 8 (30:33):
Fifth, Nintendo Switched to is now the best selling game
console ever. It's sold more than seventeen million units since
it debuted last June. And what are we watching the
mass singer The Muppet Show with Sabrina Carpenter tonight.

Speaker 7 (30:45):
Oh that's where scary we'll be. Don't call his house.

Speaker 8 (30:48):
Hollywood Squares episode five.

Speaker 7 (30:52):
I'm sure that's what.

Speaker 8 (30:53):
You're looking at, Miss Piggy, episode five of Ashton Kutcher's
The Beauty You've Got Star Surgeon. Of course, all your
Chicago show are on tonight, And that is my Danielle report.

Speaker 3 (31:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (31:02):
People are texting in and saying, oh my god, Elvis
is moving to Miami and I'm not moving here.

Speaker 3 (31:06):
No, I'm still in a New Yorker.

Speaker 5 (31:07):
I'm gonna be here some And then someone else said, oh,
it makes me sad because that means you're getting ready
to retire. No, I'm down here to have fun.

Speaker 3 (31:17):
I'm down here to live.

Speaker 4 (31:18):
See. I think that Miami House is going to have
an opposite effect on you from retiring. I think it
like really re energizes and invigorates you to stick around
and do this more.

Speaker 5 (31:27):
Well, I have to to pay for it that you go.
It's moved to Miami pay for itself. No, it doesn't
work that way.

Speaker 7 (31:34):
All this food and shopping costs some money.

Speaker 5 (31:36):
I know, all these happy hours. It's interesting because this
is the world of happy hours. I was talking to
the bartender at Michael's yesterday. He was talking about how
and if you're in the service industry, you understand this.
The happy hour mentality is really hitting them in the wallet.
Because people go to happy hour, they drink, you know,

(31:56):
have price drinks. They have a couple of snacks for
just a few dollars. The tips are much lower. They
don't make as much money.

Speaker 4 (32:02):
Yeah, that's why I used to hate it when I
worked happy hour.

Speaker 5 (32:04):
But yeah, so I made sure we took very good
care of Jake, the bartender. But you know, I didn't
really put two and two together. The happy hours are,
you know, are keeping people from going out and having
expensive dinners and tipping like they should so take care
of these people who are taking care of you, just
because your happy hour bill is a lot less than

(32:26):
a big dinner. Still, you know what, overtip take care
of these people, you know, of course, you know.

Speaker 4 (32:32):
How I noticed the best tippers were anybody who worked
in the service industry, So like nail texts, aestheticians, hairdressers,
all of that, stylists, other servers. They tipped really well.

Speaker 5 (32:43):
Yeah, because they know what it's like, well well scary,
and I've never been servers and we tipped really well.

Speaker 7 (32:49):
This is true because.

Speaker 5 (32:50):
That's where we want to be more than anywhere else
in the world, at a bar, eating food and drinking.

Speaker 3 (32:56):
Hey, how about the Caribbean.

Speaker 5 (32:59):
Want to roll out yes to one of the incredible
seventeen Sandals resorts, seventeen ocean front resorts across the Caribbean
with our friends at Sandals. I want to send you there, dining, drinks, activities,
a beautiful beach here and there. God, it sounds like
my life today. I want you to go, and I'm
going to make it happen for you. You can register
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(33:20):
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Speaker 3 (33:28):
All right.

Speaker 5 (33:29):
Every day is happy hours at sandals, So makes you
enter now to win this four day, three night vacation
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Speaker 3 (33:39):
All right.

Speaker 5 (33:39):
The three things we need to know from Gandhi not
that far away from a one thousand dollars free money
phone tap.

Speaker 3 (33:45):
So hang out, all right, Gandhi? What's going on?

Speaker 12 (33:47):
All right?

Speaker 4 (33:47):
President Trump doubling down on his call for the federal
government to nationalize elections in the US. On Tuesday, Trump
accused several democratic run cities of corruption instead of states
can't run elections fairly, then the federal government should get involved.
White House Press Secretary Caroline Lovett said, however, that Trump
was actually referring to the Save Act, which she said
would require citizens to present an ID before casting a ballot.

(34:11):
Nationalizing elections, we know is against the constitution. Melinda French
Gates making some headlines. I don't know if any of
you guys saw little pieces of her interview. After she
sat down for that interview about some Epstein file allegations,
She said it's not up to her to answer about
her ex husband, Bill Gates's relationship with Epstein. We know
Bill Gates was named multiple times in those files released

(34:32):
by the Justice Department. Melinda Gates spoke about her ex
on this upcoming episode of NPR's Wildcard podcast and said
questions are for the people involved and for her ex
husband to answer, and she's incredibly happy to be away
from the muck of it all, that there were reasons
that she got divorced. The couple divorced in twenty twenty
one after twenty seven years of marriage, and finally, a

(34:55):
Doberman pincher has one best app of show at the
Westminster Dog Show. Yep, did you see it? Yes, good
looking dog.

Speaker 3 (35:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (35:04):
The one and fiftieth annual Westminster Dog Show was held
Tuesday right here in New York City, and this year's
winter was a four year old Doberman named Penny. And
those are your three things.

Speaker 3 (35:14):
And we're back after this waking up in the morning
taking him on so many things.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
Elvis Duran in the Morning Show. This is Elvis Duran
in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (35:29):
I fell in love with a little girl yesterday. Oh,
this sounds creepy. Sounds very creepy, doesn't it. A little creepy?
A little burna doodle, a little little puppy.

Speaker 12 (35:40):
Oh cute.

Speaker 3 (35:42):
I've always said guy dogs, and but you know I was.
I started fantasizing yesterday about adopting a little girl dog,
and well, my little daughter, I think I want one.

Speaker 4 (35:51):
They're the best. My sister has one. She is the
sweetest little nugget ever, but only to like four people
and everybody else she wants to rip your face. Oh yeah,
I don't think.

Speaker 3 (36:01):
I don't think you burn will do that.

Speaker 5 (36:02):
But anyway, Hey, do we have someone on the line
live from the cereal aisle at the grocery store.

Speaker 3 (36:09):
No, we don't, Okay.

Speaker 5 (36:12):
All right, okay, are you being very vague about something?

Speaker 3 (36:17):
Nate Nate the worst, the worst producer in the world,
he says, check your check your chat.

Speaker 5 (36:25):
Okay, I see. Uh, we did have someone texting in there.
They were at the grocery store, in the cereal aisle.
What's that cereal?

Speaker 3 (36:32):
Cereal? You always talk about grainberry.

Speaker 7 (36:35):
That's so cool that they called to ask, I.

Speaker 3 (36:37):
Know, by bye by the greenberry.

Speaker 9 (36:40):
Ye.

Speaker 5 (36:41):
Here, here's why my impersonation of Nate producing a show. Hey, Nate,
is that call ready to deal?

Speaker 3 (36:48):
All right?

Speaker 1 (36:48):
Well, I have a.

Speaker 3 (36:51):
Message for you. Okay, I'm trying to get.

Speaker 11 (36:54):
You, I know.

Speaker 5 (36:57):
So what should we do next? Producer, I don't know. Okay,
I do have Jessica. Okay, Jessica had an interesting text.
I read that, Jessica, how are you welcome to the show?

Speaker 1 (37:12):
Hello?

Speaker 11 (37:12):
How are you?

Speaker 9 (37:13):
Guys?

Speaker 5 (37:13):
We're doing very well? And you had a question on
text and we got you on the phone. Our producer,
Nate did it, did a great job. All right, So
what's it?

Speaker 11 (37:22):
I want to know if sc soldice couch?

Speaker 3 (37:26):
Well, hold on, are you in the market for a couch?

Speaker 11 (37:30):
I am not, but my life is kind of mass
right now. And that conversation was just the funniest thing.
And I was just keeping me going. I don't know why.
It's just like the funniest thing.

Speaker 5 (37:40):
Well, let's let's bring you up to speed. And in
case someone's not up to speed. H Scary has had
this couch for what twenty years?

Speaker 6 (37:46):
Yeah, nineteen, he spent he spent.

Speaker 5 (37:49):
Four thousand dollars in this couch. It's supposed to be
some designers, what a dream couch. So now twenty years later,
he still wants a lot of money for it, and
we're like, no one's gonna give you money for that
lopsided couch.

Speaker 3 (38:00):
It looks like it's been through hell.

Speaker 5 (38:03):
It's been buttholed none years, nineteen years of butthole.

Speaker 6 (38:09):
It's an Italian leather sofa, and it's from a company
called Design within Reach, which is they're known to appreciate
in value. A lot of their pieces are modern classics. Okay,
their museums, yes, well, well here's yeah, what museum is
this couch going into?

Speaker 1 (38:26):
You?

Speaker 6 (38:26):
Like, there's certain tables like the Nogucci coffee table. Okay,
I bought it for a thousand three it's three grand.

Speaker 5 (38:35):
So Jessica, So Jessica, it's a four thousand. He paid
four thousand dollars twenty years ago. And I'm my suggestion,
donate it to someone who needs, you know, like a
furniture store that gives furniture to people who need furniture.
Let someone who's you know, having a rough time out there,
maybe their dream come true, get a designer couch that offers.

Speaker 3 (38:55):
He's holding out for more money. He's wait, how much
of you? How much have you been offered?

Speaker 6 (38:59):
A couple one guy it's like six hundred, then seven hundred.
Now I'm like no, no, And then a few people
put it in their shopping car. Others are watching it.
It's on one of those other sites. It's not on
Facebook Marketplace because I'm not going there. I'm not doing
the eBay thing. But the problem is this one guy said,
I'll give you one thousand dollars for it. My wife's
tay take it. Here's the problem. I'm going through these

(39:20):
sites where you can't exchange information and it blocks it out,
so I can't do a deal.

Speaker 3 (39:25):
So if I give it to them for a.

Speaker 6 (39:27):
Thousand, I only get four hundred because the site takes
take sixty on the site.

Speaker 7 (39:32):
What kind of a site is that sixty?

Speaker 4 (39:35):
This is it?

Speaker 6 (39:36):
This is an antique and I'm telling you I'm gonna
go on one of those antique I want to.

Speaker 5 (39:41):
I want you to wheel that into the antique road show.
Danielle loves it with people. This cast is at least
twenty five thousand dollars. Don't give you one hundred dollars.

Speaker 12 (39:53):
It is a It.

Speaker 6 (39:54):
Seats three, it's got a right facing shade.

Speaker 3 (39:57):
It's an Italian leather sofa. It is couch it's barely sad.

Speaker 8 (40:01):
If you put it on this website, you knew you
were going to get sixty They were getting sixty percent.

Speaker 7 (40:07):
So why are you upset about that?

Speaker 6 (40:09):
Because I said to the guy, look, I want a
thousand dollars. I'll pocket one thousand, but but that means
I have to charge him more so the site can
make their money.

Speaker 3 (40:18):
I got it's got to be a.

Speaker 7 (40:20):
Taking off the site.

Speaker 3 (40:21):
Gandhi helped him out here.

Speaker 4 (40:23):
Okay, So I just went and I put it into
this cost calculator. This says A nineteen year old Italian
leather couch from Design within Reach is at best worth
twenty to thirty percent of its original price, absolutely best.

Speaker 3 (40:37):
Leather chocolate and espresso put Alberta. Let me tell you something.
It wasn't chocolate brown until you sat.

Speaker 5 (40:44):
Your Your couch has skied.

Speaker 3 (40:48):
Marks's this is barely sat in couch us.

Speaker 4 (40:51):
You're even the photo you posted, which I would hope
is the best photo that you could post of this.
As we can see where you sat, it looks like
it was never rotated.

Speaker 5 (41:00):
It's lopsided. It's You're not gonna take is whatever money
you can get and just go go out to Happy
Hour week. We didn't he your designers how much can
I do for this?

Speaker 6 (41:09):
And they're look, dude, you shouldn't get a market value
for your couch right now is two thousand dollars.

Speaker 4 (41:15):
Don't God's not going though? How's it going?

Speaker 6 (41:18):
It's not going well because people are trying to get me,
get me on, and I don't want to get got
and I allow you is not the same as what
people are willing to pay right exactly. Look, I mean,
look at look at what we get paid, you know,
to do what we do do we get paid, but
we're worth no close.

Speaker 3 (41:34):
So there you go, Jessica. I'm glad you started this
big old fight. Jessica needs this. So Jessica, what is
your advice for scary?

Speaker 11 (41:45):
Well, I'm I'm team just boon it, just just boon it.
I think it's seemed too much. You need to move
on with your life.

Speaker 22 (41:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (41:52):
Really, it's a college age a couch.

Speaker 17 (41:55):
Now, your couch, a cloth so couch where pet's just
crept all over it and where I've been sitting around
watching TV like a bean bag.

Speaker 3 (42:05):
This is a proper leather sofa with a chaise.

Speaker 11 (42:09):
Okay, So what you need to do you'd like to be
on up of the trends and on the course stuffs
these days. You need to go to a foot in the
store this decade and see what the new stuff is.
And I think you're gonna be impressed. And couch's gonna
be on the curb tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (42:23):
Yeah, good luck you, Jessica. Thank you. You know, finally someone
talking some sense into this boy. There's not a curb couch.
You guys are crazy. I gotta go to some store
I want. I gotta put it in an antique store.

Speaker 5 (42:33):
Okay, okay, hold on, Jessica, thank you very much, and
thanks for bringing this up.

Speaker 3 (42:37):
I appreciate it. All right. You're scary. Scary.

Speaker 5 (42:40):
There's also you're a man of convenience. What is happening
to you? Just just get it out. If you get
five hundred dollars, four hundred dollars, take it. Then you
you're gonna sit here and fret over this and soon.

Speaker 3 (42:54):
You know, I'm soon gonna take it with me and
keep it. You know you're gonna take that. You're gonna
take that old piece of crap to your new apartment.

Speaker 4 (43:00):
It's not this is the beginning of hoarding. This is
how it starts. Yeah, I can sell it. No, you can't.
Let I'm keeping it, okay.

Speaker 7 (43:07):
But but if you like it that much, then why
not just keep it and not getting He.

Speaker 3 (43:10):
Doesn't like it. He knows he needs a new couch.
This couch is it's it's it's from an era or
two ago.

Speaker 7 (43:16):
Retro retro, retro.

Speaker 3 (43:19):
I mean, I'm retro. No one wants me. Stupid Nate.
You had a thought here?

Speaker 6 (43:25):
No, at this point, I here's the problem. Here's what's
going to happen. He had an offer for one thousand
dollars for this couch. Right he is going to wait
another three four weeks to try and sell it, and
that's going to be the only offer. He's gonna ask
that person. Hey, the couch is still available.

Speaker 3 (43:40):
The guy's gonna say, I'll give you five hundred.

Speaker 6 (43:42):
I'll take a thousand, but I don't want this site
carry cash it out.

Speaker 4 (43:46):
Why did you put it on the site.

Speaker 6 (43:47):
I gotta charge him like seven hundred dollars over the
thousand in order.

Speaker 7 (43:50):
To get that.

Speaker 4 (43:52):
That's not his problem.

Speaker 5 (43:54):
Scary, scary. You get online right now and you sell
him this couch for one thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (43:58):
You should do that okay to think about it. It's
moved off, it's off your desk. You don't just think
about it anymore.

Speaker 8 (44:04):
Why can't you tell that person to hit you up
on Instagram and do a side deal.

Speaker 6 (44:08):
Because every time you do that, they the site is smart,
have AI in there, and they block out the messages.

Speaker 3 (44:14):
That's an Airbnb.

Speaker 6 (44:14):
When you try and give someone your phone number, it
says blocked out, redacted, redacted, blocked out.

Speaker 3 (44:19):
Oh wow, Yeah, I wonder I wonder if they well,
I wonder if they're listening to us, do you know
where they are?

Speaker 6 (44:24):
I don't. I don't know if this person is a
listener or not. I wish I could give them my Instagram, like, hey,
let's talk line seventeen one quick call. Yeah, you're a
weel line seventeen one quick call here, scary can you
push seven?

Speaker 3 (44:37):
Scary push seventeen? Hi Lauren, Hi, your husband? Well, good morning.
Your husband is an antique dealer. And how is it?

Speaker 10 (44:47):
How?

Speaker 3 (44:48):
Yeah, how's the couch business doing these days?

Speaker 8 (44:52):
Really?

Speaker 14 (44:52):
Bad?

Speaker 6 (44:54):
Friend is bad?

Speaker 10 (44:56):
He can't give couches away for free. We bring them
to the A. Big Antique shows are week long antique
shows in Brimfield Massachusetts and he tries to sell them
and we just end up sleeping on them. And you know,
his best advice would be Facebook Marketplace maybe or cervelert
for free, because no one's buying couches, especially use couches

(45:17):
on us. They're like really fancy from like the guilded it.

Speaker 6 (45:20):
The taboo marketplace is not the audience for this sofa.

Speaker 10 (45:25):
It doesn't sound like what doesn't sound like scaryes couches,
very fancy.

Speaker 3 (45:29):
It's not.

Speaker 6 (45:30):
It's a sofa and it's not a Facebook marketplace kind
of bull The typical Facebook marketplace person is not. I'm
not even got to put it there because they're not
worthy of this sofa.

Speaker 5 (45:41):
Okay, yeah, I know, I know, but you're turning this
into this personal thing.

Speaker 3 (45:45):
It's so it's just a piece of furniture.

Speaker 5 (45:47):
And you're gonna get rid of it, get it out
of your life, scared it's from design.

Speaker 4 (45:51):
I don't care all I care.

Speaker 3 (45:53):
I don't care. I don't care.

Speaker 5 (45:54):
If Jesus delivered that couch to your house personally on
his own truck, you go get rid of okay.

Speaker 3 (46:01):
Thank you, thank you very much. Tell your husband we
got a couch for him. If you need one with
a listener.

Speaker 6 (46:08):
How about that one?

Speaker 3 (46:09):
Ye, thank you Lauren, Thank you Lauren. I appreciate it.

Speaker 5 (46:14):
Nate says, if you give it ano one hundred years,
maybe then you'll get one thousand dollars. God, the Gilded
Age couch. All right, we gotta take a break.

Speaker 3 (46:22):
We have one. Listen to this.

Speaker 5 (46:24):
If you win the phone tap next, you can buy
Scary's couch, hey, and a T shirt.

Speaker 3 (46:33):
We'll give you Scary. You know what I don't.

Speaker 5 (46:37):
I don't even know if you could give away this
couch right now. If you just said be called her
ten you win a couch.

Speaker 6 (46:41):
No, I don't.

Speaker 3 (46:41):
Who would call for this thing? They have to come
pick it up. God, he said it's worth twenty five per.

Speaker 5 (46:48):
At best twenty and that couch is a little upsided
at its best.

Speaker 3 (46:54):
All right, we got to take the break.

Speaker 5 (46:56):
Your one thousand dollars Corinthian leathers so from free money
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Speaker 1 (47:04):
Another free money phone tap coming up next. Jump call
me again for the Elvis Duran in the morning show.

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Speaker 5 (47:25):
Tab let's go win the thousand dollars. Maybe you can
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It's genius. These are so good too.

Speaker 5 (47:47):
We can't keep a bag around here, so it tells
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Speaker 4 (47:51):
Right, I'm very irritated that we haven't gotten more. Why
can't we get more if someone continually taking it.

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(48:17):
things are not only delicious, they pay off. And now
you can buy that used couch.

Speaker 3 (48:23):
It's a sofa.

Speaker 7 (48:24):
Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (48:27):
People are loving you doing that. There's a we love it,
a scary starts screeching. It's a couch, it's a sulfa.

Speaker 3 (48:35):
Difference.

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Speaker 5 (48:48):
If it's you call them one hundred, you get one
thousand dollars one eight hundred two four to two zero
one hundred.

Speaker 3 (48:54):
Here's a phone tap. Let's go.

Speaker 19 (48:55):
Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis Duran phone tab.

Speaker 5 (49:00):
Dear Elvis boy o boy, does my mom hate phones?
Soliciting telemarketers. It'll be a challenge for one of these
people to keep her on the phone. But I know
Michael Oppenheimer would be perfect for the challenge. Please have
Michael Oppenheimer phone tap my mom. This comes to it
from Danielle Fetter. All right, Michael Oppenheimer is making a call,

(49:21):
All right to Daniel's mom.

Speaker 3 (49:23):
Let's listen in.

Speaker 12 (49:25):
Hello, missus feeder, please who's calling? This is mister Michael
Oppenheimer with the regional Incorporated Order Insurance. How are you
doing today, ma'am?

Speaker 22 (49:34):
Okay, how did you get my name and my number?
I'm not on I'm on the dude dot call list.

Speaker 12 (49:39):
You were given to us from a list I could
tell you.

Speaker 22 (49:42):
Well, I'm on a do not call this. I don't
like to be solicitous.

Speaker 8 (49:45):
Thank you.

Speaker 12 (49:46):
Who is mister Feederholm?

Speaker 22 (49:47):
He doesn't like to be solicited either, Thank you.

Speaker 12 (49:49):
You may speak with him please?

Speaker 1 (49:54):
Hello?

Speaker 12 (49:55):
Oh, yes, good afternoon. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with you.

Speaker 22 (49:58):
You just called me, and I really wish you would stop.

Speaker 12 (50:01):
I'm with you Incorporated Auto Insurance, and we have special
premiums for you today.

Speaker 22 (50:06):
I have auto insurance and I want you to stop calling.

Speaker 12 (50:09):
Well, I just wanted to let you know we have Bye.
Wait wait a second, miss hello? Oh yes, missus feeder listen.

Speaker 22 (50:19):
If you don't stop calling me, I'm gonna report you
to the police.

Speaker 12 (50:22):
I haven't even asked you any questions yet. Ma'am. What
kind of cardio?

Speaker 15 (50:25):
Own?

Speaker 22 (50:25):
That's none of your business? Tell me now, I'm gonna
call the police.

Speaker 12 (50:28):
Come clean with mister Michael Eppenheimer. What kind of cardio?

Speaker 22 (50:32):
I am asking you? To please stop calling me.

Speaker 12 (50:35):
We have a special rate created just for you today,
missus Peeder, at twenty percent off and your auto insurance.

Speaker 22 (50:42):
Yes, I was on another call. I heard the beat
repeatedly that you kept trying to call me back.

Speaker 12 (50:48):
If you just hear me out for just a second,
I'm trying to be calm. Here.

Speaker 22 (50:51):
I will call the Better Business Bureau. I am on
a do not solicit list and I do not want
you to call me again. Do you understand me?

Speaker 12 (50:58):
Yes, but this is unfair because I don't care.

Speaker 22 (51:01):
If you ticket's unfair and can I talk to your supervisor?

Speaker 12 (51:04):
I am the supervisor.

Speaker 3 (51:05):
Man.

Speaker 22 (51:06):
I ask you know what if you.

Speaker 12 (51:07):
Call me again, I will call the miss I was
told to call you.

Speaker 22 (51:10):
I don't want to. I don't care what you were called.
I'm telling you I don't want to talk to you.

Speaker 12 (51:15):
Twenty percent off today. Does that mean anything to you?

Speaker 22 (51:18):
No, it doesn't.

Speaker 12 (51:20):
In order for most people to get twenty percent off,
they have to go to a driving glass or get
window etchings. Goodbye, miss, If you can afford me just
a couple of more minutes here, I just want to
introduce this policy to you. My name is mister.

Speaker 22 (51:32):
Michael I'm really losing my temper now. I'm hanging up.

Speaker 12 (51:38):
Hello, Good afternoon, friend.

Speaker 22 (51:39):
I am on the other phone with the police. If
you don't stop calling, I am going to file a report.

Speaker 12 (51:45):
But missus Peeder, you have told us to call, so I'm.

Speaker 22 (51:48):
Not doing anything I tell you to call. My husband
did not tell you to call. And I want you
to stop calling me. You have called every five seconds
for the last half hour. I asked you to stop.

Speaker 12 (52:00):
Do you own a car, ma'am?

Speaker 22 (52:01):
If you keep calling, I'll put you on the phone
with the cop when he gets here.

Speaker 12 (52:05):
This is mister Michael Oppenheimer.

Speaker 22 (52:07):
Nobody does business this way. Nobody would pay you to
call me and harass me.

Speaker 12 (52:12):
Okay, but I'm not harassing you, ma'm I'm just telling
you what.

Speaker 22 (52:17):
Business is none of your business. Whether I have a car,
whether I walk, wherever I go, it's it's none of
your business.

Speaker 12 (52:23):
It's a special preferred rate we have here today.

Speaker 22 (52:25):
I have the rate that I'm happy with. Goodbye. I
don't want to talk to you.

Speaker 12 (52:30):
There's really no need to get crazy because this is
a phone tap.

Speaker 22 (52:33):
Oh my god, is this really the one?

Speaker 12 (52:38):
Danielle's just to play a phone tap?

Speaker 22 (52:41):
You're pretty good. I did call the police, I really did.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
Elvis d phone tap.

Speaker 5 (52:47):
No, the thousand dollars free money phone tap. They can
get you a brand new couch.

Speaker 3 (52:53):
I'm scary new.

Speaker 5 (52:55):
There you go, Courtney is called one hundred Courtney. Just
want a thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (52:59):
There. I had to say it. There I said it.
You did it, Courtney. Congratulations, whoa Courtney.

Speaker 11 (53:06):
Wow, that's so great.

Speaker 12 (53:08):
There you are.

Speaker 5 (53:08):
I'm just like, okay, well.

Speaker 3 (53:11):
I'm in shocked too.

Speaker 5 (53:12):
We're all in shock for different reasons, but your reason
is very valid. One thousand dollars is all yours.

Speaker 3 (53:17):
Thank you. What is your day holding for you? Courtney?
What's going on with you today?

Speaker 22 (53:21):
Just work? So this is so much better.

Speaker 3 (53:24):
There you go, take the day off. A thousand bucks
is on the way.

Speaker 5 (53:27):
Hold on one second, Courtney, and thanks for being a winner,
Thanks for listening to us. Another one thousand dollars free
money phone tap tomorrow thanks to Eminem's Caramel Popped. They're crunchy,
they're airy, they're calmly, and you gotta just try them.

Speaker 3 (53:40):
It's it's kind of hard for me to describe them.
There's just so good.

Speaker 4 (53:42):
We love space Candy.

Speaker 3 (53:44):
I love it, Space Candy. Why did I think of
that genius? Anyway?

Speaker 5 (53:49):
Another Eminem's caramel popped free money phone tap tomorrow. We
were just talking about something during the phone tap.

Speaker 3 (53:56):
What was that? I said? Wanted to bring up a conversation.

Speaker 5 (53:59):
Yes, Die, Diamond is one of those people like Gandhi
who loves just to sit on a bench and watch
people trip over the same pothole.

Speaker 3 (54:12):
In the sidewalk. You love making fun of people falling.

Speaker 20 (54:15):
I love it. It's like the best thing on the
planet for.

Speaker 3 (54:18):
Me and Danielle and Froggy.

Speaker 5 (54:20):
They love standing outside supermarkets and watching watching those those
carts roll into people's cars and running over old ladies
and things.

Speaker 7 (54:29):
Yes, but only if they don't get hurt.

Speaker 4 (54:31):
Okay, Docon doesn't care if you get hurt. She'll actually
go to building security and ask for footage of people falling.

Speaker 3 (54:37):
So, Gandhi, you want to tell everyone what happened to
Diamond yesterday?

Speaker 4 (54:40):
Diamond fell. This is a dirty snow snow disgusting.

Speaker 20 (54:46):
But it was very embarrassing because usually when I fall,
I laugh like I don't care. I'm a gonna laugh
at you, and I'm gonna laugh at myself too. But
nobody laughed with me.

Speaker 3 (54:56):
Also, people did witness that. People saw it.

Speaker 20 (54:59):
A sidewalk full of people.

Speaker 6 (55:00):
I went down.

Speaker 8 (55:01):
Wait wait, wait, and so they didn't laugh. But did
they try to help you out?

Speaker 4 (55:04):
No, they didn't care.

Speaker 20 (55:06):
Like, what's worse someone like running to you and helping
you up, because that's embarrassing, Like, oh my god, the
fall was really bad. But like they just walked right
by me. They didn't even look down at me and
make sure I was okay. No laugh or anything about.

Speaker 5 (55:19):
This, as if you just didn't exist. Oh, look at
that little girl on the dirty snow right move on.

Speaker 4 (55:28):
As soon as she told me, I was like, where
did it happens? Their footage? Can we get it? She said,
she's gonna ask.

Speaker 7 (55:32):
I'm gonna ask.

Speaker 14 (55:33):
I hope.

Speaker 3 (55:33):
So have you guys ever done that?

Speaker 5 (55:35):
Have you ever gone to a park and you sat
down and you see everyone's tripping on the same exact spot.

Speaker 3 (55:40):
She just sits here all day and watch them.

Speaker 4 (55:42):
Outside my apartment building, there's a train stop. So every
now and then, especially if it's very windy outside and rainy,
I'll sit on the little bench right outside because as
soon as people come out of the tunnel, there's this
wind that flips all their umbrellas inside out and carries
them away. Oh, it's so funny, funny, you're the worst.

Speaker 7 (56:02):
She loves that so much.

Speaker 4 (56:03):
So I I think this is a good thing for Diamond,
because I am convinced that you can tell how old
other people think you are based on their reaction to
your fall. So everybody ignored her and didn't care. They
don't think she's super old. Right, if they were, like,
are you okay, they'd be concerned for your hips and stuff.
I think it's fine, all right.

Speaker 3 (56:22):
Whatever she says, how was that dirty snow? Did you
wash her?

Speaker 5 (56:26):
It did?

Speaker 3 (56:27):
Awfu?

Speaker 5 (56:27):
You have to wash your hands after you play in
the snow in New York City. It's so gross, so
I won't.

Speaker 7 (56:31):
Seriously, I still refuse to wash my car. I was like,
but it needs to be washed.

Speaker 4 (56:36):
I don't care.

Speaker 7 (56:37):
I got to drive in here every single day.

Speaker 20 (56:38):
You know what.

Speaker 7 (56:39):
It's gonna little waste the time to wash it, so
I makes it.

Speaker 4 (56:41):
It get in your mouth?

Speaker 3 (56:42):
No, God, yeah, you're gonna die.

Speaker 4 (56:46):
Hospital flush my body out something I can't.

Speaker 5 (56:49):
Oh no, if you swallow the snow in New York City,
your body will flush itself up. I guarantee you all
right here today. All right, hold on, we'll continue all
of this message just a minute.

Speaker 3 (56:58):
We'll be back after this.

Speaker 1 (57:00):
Another episode of Sauce on the Side.

Speaker 3 (57:02):
I think you looked kind of good before, kind of no.

Speaker 4 (57:05):
You know, you know what fun fact about Diamond she
likes chubby guys.

Speaker 23 (57:09):
Yeah, so I was like a thirty six thirty eight
with like a forty four forty six suit.

Speaker 1 (57:14):
What suman Let me see? Oh, Ben, you're free.

Speaker 19 (57:18):
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Speaker 1 (57:21):
Elvis Durran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (57:26):
Yes, you know what that's all of that?

Speaker 21 (57:34):
I'm yes, how about you?

Speaker 3 (57:46):
Are you know half of our show is a big
drunken master.

Speaker 12 (57:50):
Yes, coming on you know the radio.

Speaker 3 (57:53):
We're doing a show right o.

Speaker 4 (57:55):
God, I love you so much like myself.

Speaker 1 (58:01):
Like this is Elvis duran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (58:05):
Like, what a loud mess.

Speaker 5 (58:07):
What a loud mess we've created here? Anyway, Welcome to day.
We're about to go around the room because I love
going around the room. That we got to talk about
Jason Bateman. Jason Bateman is getting some pushback today talking
about marriage and babies and artist that he's not very,
very familiar with. It's an interesting, interesting story. But first
around the room, I'm gonna start with producer Sam today.

(58:29):
What's on your mind?

Speaker 3 (58:29):
What's going on?

Speaker 18 (58:30):
So William and I have been doing basically everything for
this parent prep fifty to fifty, which is a little
more rare than I thought. But anyway, we've been doing
the registry together and we finally finished and I'm like, yeah,
add whatever you know, extra stuff you think you wanted
to add.

Speaker 4 (58:43):
I woke up this morning I checked the registry.

Speaker 18 (58:45):
There was a college fund, which, okay, cool, it says
trying to get this five twenty nine started or else,
this kid is going to have to strip their way
to Princeton.

Speaker 4 (58:54):
Wait, that's what That's what my husband has on our
baby register and I'm not gonna change it. It's good too,
But ma'am, this is gonna be a fun adventure.

Speaker 3 (59:05):
Poor kid.

Speaker 4 (59:07):
Strift their way to Princeton by or girl.

Speaker 7 (59:10):
We don't know.

Speaker 3 (59:10):
We believe in you either way, I don't know. I
think you're gonna make great parents, I really hope.

Speaker 4 (59:15):
So we're gonna mess this up royally, like there's no
in between.

Speaker 3 (59:18):
Okay, what could positively go wrong. Uh gandhi, what's with
you today?

Speaker 4 (59:23):
All right, well it's Wednesday, so that means there's a
new episode of the podcast on the side.

Speaker 17 (59:27):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (59:28):
You can get that on the iHeartRadio app or wherever
you get your other podcasts. But I saw something the
other day that I thought was fabulous and phenomenal. And
we all talk about how no is part of your
path to the yeses and to success. It's gonna happen,
you're gonna fail. And I saw something that said, if
you knew you were one hundred no's away from your dream,
how excited would you be every time you heard it?

(59:49):
And I think about that often. So if I have
to get to one hundred no's before I get my
big yes, then every time I hear no, I'm gonna
be thrilled, because that's pretty much how it works. You're
gonna get told no over and over and over again.
You can let it let you down because you're just
on the right path to get the thing that you want,
So don't let it dishearten you.

Speaker 3 (01:00:04):
So many people are afraid of failure. I mean, no
one loves failure.

Speaker 5 (01:00:07):
Gosh, some people look at I'm amazed at some people
how they look at failure as a success. It is
you learn from it, You're taught something and sometimes yeah,
you have to do it, and sometimes there's a no
for a reason. The universe is telling you know, for
a reason, so you don't find out till later. All right,
So let's hear it from people who are rejected everything.

Speaker 3 (01:00:30):
Speaking up. You're scary. What's on your mind to it?
But how was your birthday dinner? You had a good birthday?

Speaker 6 (01:00:36):
Birthday dinner was awesome. One to this place the eighty
six and oh my god, the food was outrageous. It
was It was really great and I'm still tasty.

Speaker 7 (01:00:45):
You posted if you know, you know, if you know it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:49):
Was Taylor and Travisco there all the time. Oh yeah, buddy,
I have to pull strings.

Speaker 10 (01:00:53):
To get in.

Speaker 3 (01:00:53):
Thank you Elvison.

Speaker 4 (01:00:54):
Wow, I didn't do it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:56):
It is great.

Speaker 5 (01:00:57):
The food there is really good. It's a scene of
I love it. I want to go as soon as
I can find some money or someone to.

Speaker 3 (01:01:02):
Pay for it. So scary, what's on your mind today?

Speaker 6 (01:01:06):
Everyone needs someone in their life to hold them accountable.
And I have to thank Nate for holding me accountable
to my fitness journey.

Speaker 3 (01:01:17):
On vacation.

Speaker 6 (01:01:18):
It's not easy to get up in the morning while
you're on vacation or on a weekend when you're away
from home and go work out.

Speaker 3 (01:01:26):
I never did it before.

Speaker 6 (01:01:27):
I only do the workout stuff when I'm here during
the week because it's my routine. But Nate's like, nope,
we're setting alarms, we're waking up and we're going into
that gym in that hotel. And we did.

Speaker 3 (01:01:38):
And I felt so much better about myself afterwards.

Speaker 6 (01:01:41):
And credit to you, Scary. You pushed yourself. You didn't
just get get on a bike and half asses for
twenty minutes. You had sweat pouring down your fieu.

Speaker 3 (01:01:49):
Hey, you know what.

Speaker 5 (01:01:50):
I've been in the gym when and I've seen Scary
working out a lot, and he gives it all his all.
And I'm not saying this to be real. Sometimes I
think he's this close to death. I believe so too,
because I'm so out of breath and them, Oh.

Speaker 6 (01:02:02):
Trust me, I was looking at that CPR placard on
the wall. But he he did a great job. I'm
so proud of you, buddy.

Speaker 3 (01:02:10):
Yes, and thanks for friends like thanks to friends like Nate.
You know someone in their life to make them do
what they need to do.

Speaker 5 (01:02:19):
Scary, scary. I need for Nate to be accountable, hold
me accountable for my day today. Took Elvis, get off there,
you go to that happy hour, get in.

Speaker 3 (01:02:29):
There, calling you later. If you don't have a drink
in your hand, you fail. Very nice, Thank you, Nate.
What's up with you today?

Speaker 21 (01:02:36):
So?

Speaker 3 (01:02:36):
I know Sam is going to be a mom. I'm
sure she.

Speaker 6 (01:02:38):
She wants to be a mom, wants to be a mother,
has those motherly instincts. But there's a big part of
me that I think she just got pregnant to wear
different clothes and having maternity with her. Because Sam probably
argue me the most fashionable on our show. She's been
coming in here parading her pregnancy apparel and it's been phenomenal.

Speaker 3 (01:02:58):
Yesterday's outfit just blew me away. It was like there
was a painting.

Speaker 5 (01:03:03):
Thank you, thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:03:04):
So I don't know ladies that have been pregnant were
in maternity wear.

Speaker 8 (01:03:08):
I don't think she's wearing maternity were I think she's
just wearing bigger clothes.

Speaker 4 (01:03:11):
Most of it's not. But in fairness, I've been dressing
like I'm pregnant for the past like five years.

Speaker 3 (01:03:15):
So it works, it always works.

Speaker 4 (01:03:19):
Appreciate it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:20):
Yeah, yeah, she just got pregnant for the clothing.

Speaker 4 (01:03:23):
Does anyone want this kid?

Speaker 3 (01:03:24):
At the end?

Speaker 15 (01:03:26):
Don might so?

Speaker 23 (01:03:29):
Froggy, what's up with you today? So almost you might
be the smartest person I know. Okay, oh god, you
need new friends? Well maybe, but anyway, okay, take your
hand and put your palm up. Yes, that's okay. Curl
your fingers in towards you like you're looking at your
fingernails right, Why are all your fingers the same length?
Then they all match at the end, But when you

(01:03:51):
strain your hand out, all your fingers are different lengths. Huh,
How the hell does that happen?

Speaker 3 (01:03:56):
I don't know. I guess I don't. I don't have
an answer. I guess because you compensate.

Speaker 23 (01:04:01):
To make them even so, when you curl your fingers in,
they're all the same length, but when you straighten your hand,
they're all different lengths.

Speaker 3 (01:04:10):
I don't know. Now people are driving a work right now,
taking their eyes off the road.

Speaker 13 (01:04:15):
I know what.

Speaker 23 (01:04:16):
It doesn't make sense, and you look back at your
your knuckles they all match like nothing changes, but they're
all different lengths.

Speaker 3 (01:04:23):
Straightened out but not curled up. I don't know. Maybe
someone does.

Speaker 5 (01:04:27):
No text me now at fifty five one, we'll get
that answer for We're going to get that answer for
your frog.

Speaker 3 (01:04:31):
Okay, thank you. Now, once again I've failed you. Uh, Danielle,
what's up with you today?

Speaker 7 (01:04:36):
You know I love bringing in a good book, and
let me tell you.

Speaker 8 (01:04:39):
Freda McFadden Jeff put out dear Dear Debbie, and I
am three quarters of the way through it.

Speaker 7 (01:04:46):
Holy crappening dong. It is incredible.

Speaker 8 (01:04:49):
They're saying that this is like her comeback book if
you didn't like a couple of the other ones, but
I love them all.

Speaker 7 (01:04:55):
It's so good.

Speaker 8 (01:04:56):
So please go get yourself, dear Debbie, or listen to
it on audible. It is so fantastic and I can't
even This is one of those books where I can't
wait to get a chance to read the next page
or listen to the next chapter.

Speaker 7 (01:05:08):
That is one of those, So, dear Debbie.

Speaker 3 (01:05:10):
Get it. And what expression did you just use?

Speaker 7 (01:05:12):
Crappiting dong, holy creveting dong.

Speaker 3 (01:05:15):
Holy crebiting dough.

Speaker 5 (01:05:16):
And our special guest Claudia is in the house. Of course,
the Queen of why one hundred point seven here in Miami. Okay, Claudia,
what's on your mind today? Which microphone is?

Speaker 15 (01:05:26):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:05:26):
I don't know how to work this thing? Oh yeah,
Now it's your turn.

Speaker 7 (01:05:28):
Hello, Ah there I am.

Speaker 1 (01:05:30):
Okay.

Speaker 24 (01:05:30):
So it is never too late to start, and I'm
taking this because I heard Sam talk about it a
few months back. It's never too late to start, especially
when it comes to your year's resolutions. I'm like, I'm
gonna read more, I'm gonna do this, I'm gonna do that.
But i mean, you guys know, it's been kind of
crazy January for me.

Speaker 3 (01:05:45):
Yes, but so.

Speaker 4 (01:05:46):
February it's the month to start.

Speaker 24 (01:05:48):
Okay, So next so I'm gonna read more and I'm
gonna start a little side hustle. I'm still trying to
figure out how to get it going, but I'm gonna
do fans.

Speaker 3 (01:05:58):
Yeah, are you sure your feet to all the people
out there?

Speaker 4 (01:06:01):
Yes, gotta pay the bills somehow.

Speaker 1 (01:06:03):
You know you're married.

Speaker 5 (01:06:06):
You know.

Speaker 8 (01:06:06):
I just came up with another one, just different stress
balls with your hands on your feet. There's so many
stress balls out there that you could use. People would pay.

Speaker 7 (01:06:15):
To watch you do stuff with them with your hands
and feet and.

Speaker 3 (01:06:17):
Telling them interesting. So we know, I think you could
profit off pervs.

Speaker 4 (01:06:21):
You can always profit off per yes for sure.

Speaker 5 (01:06:24):
All right, well okay, so February is your month to
get it started. Yes, whatever that is.

Speaker 1 (01:06:28):
Do you know what it is?

Speaker 24 (01:06:29):
Well, it's the it's the reading and it's so I'm
thinking about writing something to publish, but I'm not sure yet.

Speaker 11 (01:06:37):
Do it?

Speaker 21 (01:06:38):
Do it?

Speaker 10 (01:06:38):
Good for you?

Speaker 3 (01:06:40):
February. It's already February fourth, you're running late.

Speaker 12 (01:06:42):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (01:06:43):
We love you, Claudia. Thanks for keeping us on the
air here in Florida, and thanks for being a great host.

Speaker 3 (01:06:48):
We love you.

Speaker 6 (01:06:49):
Thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:06:49):
Let's get into the three things we need to know
from Gandhi and get on with the day coming up.
We do have to talk about Paul, not Paul Rudd.
By the way, Why is Paul Rudd's hog and like
and everyone's conversation.

Speaker 4 (01:07:00):
Because it should be big?

Speaker 7 (01:07:02):
Yeah, next time we see him at Cookies for Kids
Cancer kills.

Speaker 4 (01:07:07):
Yeah yeah, I mean you just called it a hog.
That's all we need to know. Okay, that's why I
was going to talk about what's his name, Jason Bateman.

Speaker 3 (01:07:14):
Jason Bateman. I get them mixed up and he's he's
in a little hot water. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:07:18):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:07:18):
We'll get into that in a minute. All right, three
things we need to know, Gandi, what's going on?

Speaker 4 (01:07:21):
All right? Illinois is joining the World Health Organization's Global
Outbreak Alert Network in defiance of President Trump. The network
is dedicated to monitoring and responding to global disease outbreaks.
Last month, the US formally left the organization through an
executive order signed by President Trump. Following that order, California
decided to join the outbreak Response Network on its own.

(01:07:42):
On Tuesday, Illinois became the second state. Governor J. B.
Pritzker said Tuesday that by joining the network, we are
ensuring that our public health leaders have the information and
expertise that they need to protect the people of Illinois.
Authorities are now following leads in the disappearance of Savannah
Guthrie's mother. The eighty four year old mom of the
Today host went missing Sunday after officials said that she

(01:08:03):
was abducted from her Tucson home. Arizona police are investigating
the authenticity of an alleged ransom note demanding payment for
her release. The Pima County sheriff says they are pursuing
multiple leads, but could not provide details. Savannah Guthrie meanwhile,
has pulled out of her coverage of the Winter Olympics.
NBC released a statement saying she will not be at
the Olympics as she focuses on being with her family

(01:08:24):
during this difficult time. And finally, Walmart is the newest
member of the trillion dollar club. Wow yep, America's largest retailer,
passed the one trillion dollar mark cap milestone yesterday as
its stock swored on Wall Street. Walmart's shares climbed nearly
twenty five percent last year and are up more than
eleven percent so far in twenty twenty six. And hitting

(01:08:46):
that benchmark, Walmart joins an exclusive club made up almost
entirely of big tech companies. And those are your three
things and.

Speaker 3 (01:08:55):
We're back after this. Hey spensy boone, yell, what's going on?

Speaker 5 (01:08:59):
Is?

Speaker 1 (01:09:00):
Can it is Stammi LeVar with Elvis Duran in the
Morning Show. Elvis Duran in the Morning.

Speaker 3 (01:09:13):
Show, about to get into some sound right now. This
Jason Bateman story.

Speaker 5 (01:09:18):
He's been criticized for asking Charlie XCX about having kids
and saying, hey, you know, maybe if you got married
you want kids.

Speaker 3 (01:09:26):
But she's married, so our answers. I am married, so
he but why is he? I don't think.

Speaker 5 (01:09:32):
I don't think Jason Bateman's about to be canceled. But
people are like, okay, you need this banking? Why what
is going on here?

Speaker 4 (01:09:41):
Well, when he asked her so, she was talking about
being an only child, so he sort of brought up, oh,
so when you have kids, do you want to have
kids that can have conflict because she mentioned she didn't
really have a lot of conflict growing up because she
was an only child. Or do you want to just
have one child so that you can love and dote
on that one kid? So she said, oh, I don't
have kids at all, and that's when he was like,
oh oh why not. Oh well, you know what, you'll

(01:10:02):
meet someone someday and that'll change your mind. Oh boy, yeah,
which I think just annoys a lot of people who
don't want to have kids. But then also the fact
that she's already married was kind of.

Speaker 1 (01:10:11):
Didn't know that.

Speaker 5 (01:10:11):
Yeah, well, being someone who doesn't really want kids yourself,
Oh yeah, I mean, is it really just it's asinine?
How how far people will go to go try to
talk you into it.

Speaker 4 (01:10:23):
Yeah, I mean it is, I don't I feel like
at this point, I just understand that other people are
so happy with their choice that they want you to
feel the same way. But I always think, imagine I
did it in the other direction, and I was like,
oh my god, imagine not having your children, How glorious
it would be. Okay, So let people live with the
choice that they want. I don't want kids, that's okay.

(01:10:45):
I don't care that you have kids, but stop pushing
that on me. And it just gets a little annoying
after a while because people try to act like there's
something wrong with you or you haven't discovered this thing,
and maybe I just don't want that.

Speaker 3 (01:10:55):
I think we have the sound actually you want to
hit us, scary.

Speaker 25 (01:10:58):
I love let the fun to say of having a child,
like naming it sounds so fun, But like that is
exactly assigned to me as to why I should not
have one, the fact that that feels like the coolest
part about it.

Speaker 3 (01:11:14):
Like it she said, name it? It's pronoun is it anyway?
So he just didn't know she was married.

Speaker 8 (01:11:22):
I think he also said like he and his wife
didn't want to have kids either until they met each
other and then that changed, and then he said, oh,
well maybe when you meet somebody the right way, that's
when she's like, I'm already married.

Speaker 14 (01:11:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:11:34):
Well, you know, one of my best friends from college, Karen,
even looking at a child made her go boo. She
would just want to throw up. And then next thing
I know, she's got twins and she's so happy.

Speaker 3 (01:11:44):
She loves me.

Speaker 5 (01:11:45):
So you never know, you know, and we go through
these we go through these faces in our lives, we
change our mind. But yeah, it's it's good to be
a little I don't know, edit you can edit yourself
a little more around people who you know just because
they say don't want kids, It doesn't mean you have
to make them feel like crap about it.

Speaker 1 (01:12:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:12:02):
I think it's just one of those things where people
don't want to leave it alone. When you say I
don't really want kids. No, now there's something wrong with you,
and I have to talk you into why you want
this thing when like, no, I genuinely don't, but I
love that for.

Speaker 5 (01:12:12):
You you do that. I wonder this could be one
case of why they do that, because they're trying to
convince themselves that having kids was the right thing for
them to do.

Speaker 3 (01:12:22):
Yeah, you know, oh no, you're a lot of these kids.
It's gonna be amazing.

Speaker 4 (01:12:27):
So the co host of that, or Sean Hayes, who
was on it with him, he said, you know, I'd
rather regret not having a child than have children and
regret doing that. That actually scares me far more. And
I was like, eh, you know there's something too.

Speaker 8 (01:12:40):
Jathan Baban did say something funny and he said something like, well,
maybe your next husband you'll.

Speaker 6 (01:12:44):
Want to.

Speaker 3 (01:12:48):
Okay, there you go. That's a great podcast, by the way, Yeah, SmartLess,
it really is. It really is sound Garrett, What are
you go going on? All right?

Speaker 26 (01:12:56):
So, did you guys see the boxer over the weekend
that was in mid fight and he got his head
knocked off and his two pay his.

Speaker 3 (01:13:04):
Head had his two pay.

Speaker 14 (01:13:07):
Fight.

Speaker 26 (01:13:08):
I didn't know that he won that fight, Jarrell Miller.
So he was un with Kimmel last night explaining why
he was wearing a two pay in the ring.

Speaker 15 (01:13:14):
So I was in the car with my cousin and
he actually has a barber and he's really good at
these you know, two pays. So I say, oh, he
got the piece that he got these pieces. So I
said this, take it Marb real quick. I didn't want
to fight the national TV again on MSG without my hair,
you know, not there. It looked amazing at first when
he first did it, and man, he said, I'm gonna
make it really strong, double reinforcement. He put the tape on,

(01:13:38):
You're glue and everything, and I'm like, man, I'm looking good.
I'm like signs of myself up, like alight, this is
swoop ite, gonna be all right, brodponent.

Speaker 3 (01:13:46):
I fought fight.

Speaker 15 (01:13:47):
He was not having it.

Speaker 3 (01:13:48):
He was trying to knock my brains out. Wow. And
he not just too pay off he did. He flipped
his wag.

Speaker 4 (01:13:54):
Yeah, he was on the breakfast club talking about the
same thing and he was like, and it looked good.
Charlamane said no, not.

Speaker 3 (01:14:01):
All right. So rock a bye baby.

Speaker 26 (01:14:03):
This is a whole music compilation of famous songs that
we all know and love turned into lullabies for your
kids to fall asleep to or even you to fall
asleep to. So next Friday this song comes out. I
think we all know it, but let's see if we
can guess after hearing this.

Speaker 5 (01:14:33):
Way.

Speaker 26 (01:14:33):
Yep, Bastree boys I want it that way. Comes out
on Friday of next week. Okay, all right, I want
to take you on a Jet two holiday. Another viral
video going around Jet two holiday for not for fights,
but because a woman got up in the middle of
the aisle and everybody's gonna start going, oh no, what
she's gonna say.

Speaker 3 (01:14:49):
But listen to what she says about her husband.

Speaker 4 (01:14:52):
Flocks that three times and this time loud. We almost
thought were going to lose him by.

Speaker 20 (01:15:00):
He stayed strong for us, and we thank God that
he made it.

Speaker 4 (01:15:05):
Now he has one month proceptlye and we thank God
for that. WHOA, that's awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:15:14):
I didn't understand what her what happened.

Speaker 26 (01:15:17):
I could understand her husband had cancer three times, and
he fought cancer the third time and uh won the battle.

Speaker 3 (01:15:26):
I guess yea, he survived.

Speaker 15 (01:15:29):
Him.

Speaker 3 (01:15:30):
So cool.

Speaker 26 (01:15:31):
All right, there's a Jet to holiday. Positive moment. Positive moment,
there we go. Anybody in this room have talents with
their mouth? I beg your pardon.

Speaker 3 (01:15:40):
Let me explain.

Speaker 26 (01:15:41):
I want to introduce you to South Korean beatboxer by
the name of Wing. What you're about to hear coming
out musically is all from his mouth. Really, I mean, Wow,

(01:16:08):
that guy's got a good mouth. I think you can
compete all of us, all right, sorry, I think you
can compete with him as a beatboxer.

Speaker 3 (01:16:19):
Okay, that's a talented mouth. Okay, all right, working on that,
all right.

Speaker 26 (01:16:23):
Finally, we got to talk back from our listener and
we've been talking about just traveling a bunch, and she
has a question for you all this about your home.

Speaker 14 (01:16:32):
Hi, Elvis Duran, this is Trend calling from California and
it is fifty two degrees right now, right, just wondering
who is watching over your animals on the farm, because
I think you live on the farm right oh, while
you're away on vacation, especially to the Norwegian cruise line.

Speaker 1 (01:16:51):
All right, thanks by all.

Speaker 5 (01:16:54):
The animals chickens the only animals I have her. They're
two Schnauzers and they're being taken care of beautifully. So
you don't have cows, No, I.

Speaker 3 (01:17:07):
Do have cows.

Speaker 4 (01:17:07):
With a little luck. Soon there will be al pekas.

Speaker 5 (01:17:10):
No, there's no rel pacas on it. Al pakas are cool. Yeah, no,
you know, in case animals do show up, there are
people there to take care of them. Okay, all right,
there we go, Okay, thank you very much, in case
you want to go get some like Purina alpacaow and
run up to my house.

Speaker 3 (01:17:24):
No, we're good, we're covered, we're good, we're good, and
you're a good American. Get it all right, Danielle, get
over here. You're not done. You've got things to do here,
all right, what you got going on?

Speaker 7 (01:17:32):
Let's talk about the breaking bad house. You guys.

Speaker 8 (01:17:34):
Remember it's in Albuquerque, New Mexico. And when it hit
the market, four million dollars they wanted and they said, oh,
you can buy it, and then you can make it
a tourist attraction.

Speaker 1 (01:17:43):
Right woo.

Speaker 8 (01:17:45):
No, there's some zoning laws. They can't make it a
tourist attraction. So that house is now four hundred thousand dollars.
So if you want it, you can get your hands
on it. It's a little better now, all right. Ozzy Osbourne,
we know he has passed on, but oz Fest will
live on. Ozfest could have return in twenty twenty seven. Yesterday,
the official oz Fest Instagram posted a message talking about it.

(01:18:07):
Sharon Osborne was apparently talking to Live Nation about bringing
it back. So we will see if it happens, and
if it does, like I said, twenty twenty seven. It
was very near and dear to Ozzy. Meant a lot
to him, and he did a lot for so many people.
So yeah, we'll see if it happens. So super Bowl
is taking place this Sunday, and it's gonna be filled
with lots of wonderful music. Of course, we have Bad

(01:18:29):
Bunny headlining the halftime show. You also have potential surprises.
They're saying maybe Daddy Yankee, Cardi b who knows. Jon
bon Jovi will introduce the new England Patriots. Chris Pratt
does the honors for the Seattle Seahawks. Green Day performs
in a pregame ceremony introducing previous Super Bowl MVPs. Charlie

(01:18:50):
Pooth is gonna do the national anthem, Coco Jones will
be singing, Lift every voice and sing. Brandy Carlisle does
America the Beautiful, and of course hours before at the
tail concert, you're gonna hear Teddy Swims. So it is
chalk full of wonderful music. We cannot wait. So Eddie
Murphy and Martin Lawrence will soon share a grandchild. Murphy's

(01:19:11):
son Eric and Lawrence's daughter Jasmine announced that they are
expecting their first child. They married last year after getting
engaged in twenty twenty four. Tay mccrage stars in an
NBC promo for a legendary February. There's lots of sports
this coming month, this month on NBC and Peacock. Of
course they have super Bowl this Sunday, and then of

(01:19:32):
course they have the Winter Olympics kicking off this Friday,
so it's gonna be insane. We've got Mariah Carey performing
the opening ceremony. Competition actually begins today with curling, so
it is going to be incredible.

Speaker 3 (01:19:45):
There's that curling.

Speaker 8 (01:19:46):
There's that curling again, and the Netflix is drama Finding
Her Edge got renewed for a second season, so people
are watching it.

Speaker 3 (01:19:54):
That is on the way.

Speaker 4 (01:19:55):
Bad Bunny and Olivia Dean saw.

Speaker 8 (01:19:57):
Massive stream boosts after the Grammy Awards, which is cool
for them.

Speaker 7 (01:20:00):
And Elvis this is for you.

Speaker 8 (01:20:02):
Anne Hathaway wants people that come to see the Devilwares
part of two to dress the part.

Speaker 11 (01:20:07):
Oh.

Speaker 8 (01:20:08):
She said, you know, when you want to see Barbie,
you put on your pink outfits, and you know, you
put on your best Barbie, you know outfits.

Speaker 7 (01:20:15):
So for this you want to put on your.

Speaker 8 (01:20:16):
Best Miranda priestly approved outfit. Come and have a blast
on May first when the movie opens.

Speaker 3 (01:20:23):
So I'll be wearing a Cerulean shirt.

Speaker 8 (01:20:25):
Oh you're good, good, She'll be happy. The masd singer
is on The Muppet Show with Sabrina Carpenter. Don't call
Scary's house. We know what will be happening there.

Speaker 7 (01:20:33):
Hollywood Squares also episode five of Ashton Kutcher's.

Speaker 8 (01:20:36):
The Beauty You've Got a Little Star Search tonight, And
of course all your Chicago shows are on as well.

Speaker 7 (01:20:42):
And that is my Danielle report.

Speaker 3 (01:20:43):
And after this, let's do it. We can't do the show.
I have the wrong micro pot.

Speaker 19 (01:20:52):
I truly just before listening to each one of your
voices everything, Elvis Terran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 1 (01:20:59):
This is Elvis Surran in the Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (01:21:02):
When's the last time you rolled into Dave and Busters?

Speaker 7 (01:21:04):
Oh not that long ago, less than a month. I
took my nephews months ago.

Speaker 5 (01:21:09):
Do you hear what they're doing for Valentine's Day? What
David Busters is hiding three carrot diamond rings in their
human crane machine?

Speaker 8 (01:21:18):
Oh well, well, I love and you know what, my
nephew's a little so I give a dig dig in there, Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:21:29):
To get in there.

Speaker 3 (01:21:30):
So it's explained to me how the human Crane machine works.

Speaker 4 (01:21:33):
So it straps you up like you are the claw.
You're in a harness, and it lowers you down and
then you have to grab things and get out with them.

Speaker 3 (01:21:43):
These rings are worth like fifteen grand.

Speaker 4 (01:21:45):
That's amazing.

Speaker 3 (01:21:46):
I don't know how many they're doing.

Speaker 4 (01:21:47):
Does it say we're which locations or just rand?

Speaker 5 (01:21:50):
Okay, I'm reading in the New York Post. The rings
will be buried and enclosing inside the viral Human Crane
Game full lowering them into the oversized from how of prizes.

Speaker 4 (01:21:59):
Uh no, I bet they'll be like in a corner
somewhere that you can't really reach.

Speaker 3 (01:22:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:22:05):
Human Crane Ride started twenty dollars a person, though the
five lucky players who find the rings hidden across a
dave Invester's one hundred and fifty six locations nationwide, and
the crane gave.

Speaker 8 (01:22:19):
Is not always open when you go. I think a
certain locations, it was just certain times of the day
that it was open.

Speaker 3 (01:22:26):
I'm in Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:22:27):
Now does it work that you whatever you grab you
take with you or can you only grab one thing
when I.

Speaker 6 (01:22:32):
Went you actually had it was only one item. That
was it. You grab whatever you want. I grabbed the
giant inflatable space out.

Speaker 4 (01:22:39):
Okay, so you really have to write down.

Speaker 3 (01:22:42):
What'd you grab?

Speaker 6 (01:22:43):
You know that those those yellow and green looking Martians
with the big black eyes, oversized eyes and they're bald.

Speaker 3 (01:22:50):
I grabbed like a green, a green alien with did
you mean to? Did you mean to?

Speaker 1 (01:22:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:22:56):
It was cool, That's what I wanted.

Speaker 5 (01:22:58):
It's okay, Okay, you guys, you know scary very well.
Imagine scary harnessed up as the human crane machine.

Speaker 4 (01:23:08):
There's video of that.

Speaker 3 (01:23:09):
We did this. Yeah, and then I think you horizontally
and you're dangling, your arms are.

Speaker 5 (01:23:15):
Flailing, and I just think I just think you would
be different than anyone else. Probably, Yeah, maybe you know,
as a belated birthday gift, we should send you to
Dave and Busters and pay for a ride on the
human crane.

Speaker 3 (01:23:29):
It's the best I gotta see.

Speaker 6 (01:23:31):
One of the coolest things that they've done in the
past year or so is is install those human crane
machines to all their locations.

Speaker 5 (01:23:37):
You know what all organizations need to have these team
building days and things like for instance, some of us
just went on the you know, a ship Norwegian Enjoy.

Speaker 3 (01:23:46):
That was great. That made us. We had a good
time with each other.

Speaker 7 (01:23:49):
I think we did a team building at david Busters once.

Speaker 3 (01:23:52):
We did, Yeah we did several years ago.

Speaker 7 (01:23:55):
Yeah, do it again.

Speaker 6 (01:23:57):
But they didn't have the human Crane.

Speaker 7 (01:23:58):
No, not then they didn't.

Speaker 3 (01:24:00):
Melissa Gorga went with me. This was a whole day
we had get into the human cry.

Speaker 6 (01:24:06):
We also turned Joey Gorga the whole it was a
sponsor sponsored.

Speaker 3 (01:24:10):
Yeah, they were partners.

Speaker 5 (01:24:12):
I don't I don't mean to be like a fun crusher,
but the last time we did a team building thing
at david Buster's nine to eleven was the next day.

Speaker 4 (01:24:22):
Happen.

Speaker 5 (01:24:22):
I can't blame them, you know, but anyway, that's that
shouldn't keep us from going now.

Speaker 8 (01:24:28):
But everything that we talked about that day, remember, went
out the window pretty much.

Speaker 5 (01:24:32):
Yeah, yes, yeah, a thought, Nate, I'm just thinking of
Scary's experience.

Speaker 6 (01:24:37):
It sounds like a fever dream. I was the human
I was the Human Crane, and Melissa Gorga was there.
I if you had had a dream and I got
an alien, I got alien, and.

Speaker 5 (01:24:49):
Then I then I had some really great uh sliders
with with Onion Jam.

Speaker 6 (01:24:55):
I mean like that you expect to hear that at
the end of this story. It sounds so like just
randomly select that would only happen to Scary. Scary is
like the weird Magnet. All the weird things happened to Scary.

Speaker 3 (01:25:08):
It was the best. I had a great time.

Speaker 5 (01:25:11):
Okay, so what's our next team building thing? Should we
do a Dave in Buster's run? Should we do a.

Speaker 3 (01:25:19):
I was like roller skating.

Speaker 4 (01:25:21):
I don't think it should be like a vacation.

Speaker 3 (01:25:23):
Okay, that's that's demail, that's a beach house.

Speaker 4 (01:25:25):
I'm what's all go to Bali Yay.

Speaker 3 (01:25:28):
Okay, that's team building right there. I would love that anyway.

Speaker 5 (01:25:32):
So again, by the way, they're not paying us to
say this, but you know, Dave and Busters, they have
five of these fifteen thousand dollars rings for Valentine's Day.
You gotta do pay your twenty bucks and get on
the via the human crane. That's so cool and that's
how you're gonna get that. All right, we gotta take
a break. We'll be back after this.

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Speaker 3 (01:26:26):
Hey, can we talk about these balls?

Speaker 4 (01:26:28):
Balls?

Speaker 3 (01:26:30):
Danielle yes, these mini balls.

Speaker 7 (01:26:32):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 5 (01:26:34):
Or Danielle calls them balls many balls. I'm obsessed for
where have I been? These things are huge. I didn't
know how huge they are.

Speaker 7 (01:26:41):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 8 (01:26:41):
So I started following this one girl on Instagram and
she opens up the mini brands. Hers is a little refrigerator.
So she has the refrigerator and then inside she has
like a little ketchup bottle, a little bottle of like
syrup eggo waffles. She's looking for the eggs. She can't
find the eggs. She's calling the eggs Bruno. Now because

(01:27:03):
we don't talk about Bruno, because she's hoping that that
will give her better karma to find the eggs.

Speaker 7 (01:27:08):
Every day she's opening more eggs or more balls.

Speaker 5 (01:27:11):
Okay, hold on, hold on, Yeah, yeah, you're very excited
about You're very passionate about it. There are so many people,
including myself, I have no idea what you're talking about. Scary,
do you guys?

Speaker 4 (01:27:20):
Don't I know what she's talking about?

Speaker 5 (01:27:23):
You do?

Speaker 3 (01:27:23):
Go to you Duno?

Speaker 4 (01:27:24):
Yes, because I know children that maybe like five years
ago were obsessed with this. They could not get enough
of opening these little eggs and finding what was in
it and having a fridge and stalking it with all
the different things. I mean, it was obsession. And I
just to think, what are you gonna do with this? Okay,
I encourage it.

Speaker 8 (01:27:39):
I want a mini fridge so badly, and I want
to start doing this, but it's expensive because this woman
is spending a lot of money, and different brands have
their own balls. Like I know Alta had like a
whole mini makeup and all the girls were like I
think even Scotti's daughter was collecting all the little mini makeup.

Speaker 4 (01:27:58):
That surprises.

Speaker 3 (01:27:59):
This has been going on for a while.

Speaker 8 (01:28:00):
Oh yeah, and there's tons of surprise toys, like my
nephew Christopher loves all the squishies.

Speaker 3 (01:28:06):
And oh now do they have do they balls for
gay guys?

Speaker 7 (01:28:10):
I don't know, maybe I'm I.

Speaker 3 (01:28:13):
Would love I would love to check out the gay
guy balls.

Speaker 7 (01:28:16):
Okay, you do that? You did that on that show
you were watching the hockey thing.

Speaker 3 (01:28:22):
I'm sorry, do you want to explain that to the
gay guy balls on that?

Speaker 7 (01:28:25):
Weren't there?

Speaker 3 (01:28:26):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:28:26):
There were?

Speaker 3 (01:28:27):
Okay, Scottie. Really this has been going on for how long?

Speaker 16 (01:28:30):
We've had it for a couple of years. I have
the fill the fridge play set, so and there's rare
ones also, Yeah, okay, how big is this.

Speaker 3 (01:28:39):
Miniature it's refrigerator?

Speaker 16 (01:28:41):
I don't know, maybe it's it's a little maybe a
foot tall, and it lights up when you open it
like a real refrigerator and you.

Speaker 3 (01:28:45):
Can actually eat the stuff in the bottom. Oh what's
the point do you think it's cool? I mean the
Krispy Kream ones look really good. Those you want to eat?

Speaker 7 (01:28:55):
It's your daughter is still using ours because I would take.

Speaker 3 (01:28:57):
That from yeah, oh yeah, everyone.

Speaker 16 (01:28:58):
Whenever I see a ball on sale, I'll just buy one.

Speaker 8 (01:29:01):
I want to keep a little fridge here and then
open the balls and then like put them in the fridge.

Speaker 3 (01:29:05):
Why do you need a refrigerator if there's no real
food in it?

Speaker 7 (01:29:08):
Because it's just a thing. It's a thing, Elvis.

Speaker 4 (01:29:11):
It's like Polly Pocket, but far more advanced. Yes, like
what Polly Pocket?

Speaker 3 (01:29:16):
How is Polly Pocket?

Speaker 14 (01:29:18):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:29:18):
Polly Pocket was like a little universe. You would open
these little things that look like a mirror compact, and
there was a whole thing happening inside, like a town
in a village, and Polly can move around and do
things in it.

Speaker 12 (01:29:27):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:29:28):
Hold on, scary. Have you heard of any of these things?
I have heard of Polly Pocket? This other thing?

Speaker 6 (01:29:36):
I have no kid?

Speaker 7 (01:29:38):
Did you even see the new thing?

Speaker 5 (01:29:40):
Now?

Speaker 8 (01:29:40):
They have little babies that are born. God, I'm not
even kidding you. It's an egg and inside of it
is like the the everything, the placenta and everything.

Speaker 3 (01:29:51):
Can you eat?

Speaker 8 (01:29:53):
No, you need to make edible baby, and you open
it and then and then the baby comes out of it. Baby.

Speaker 7 (01:30:01):
It's what about the reason babies you talking about?

Speaker 4 (01:30:04):
Where people?

Speaker 3 (01:30:05):
Yeah, okay, I know what those are. You explain that
to me?

Speaker 6 (01:30:08):
You did?

Speaker 5 (01:30:08):
You already explained that to me? These people are walking
around with babies all the time, and they're not real.
They're creepy.

Speaker 4 (01:30:13):
They're fake babies, but they look like babies, and they
pose them like babies, and they carry them around and
or they push them around in strollers and act like
they're babies.

Speaker 3 (01:30:20):
These aren't kids. These are adults doing that.

Speaker 4 (01:30:22):
It's adults doing it with baby dolls.

Speaker 6 (01:30:25):
That's disturbing.

Speaker 4 (01:30:26):
It's very creepy.

Speaker 8 (01:30:27):
Somebody took it to Disney and had her baby, her
fake baby, take pictures of the Mickey Mouse.

Speaker 5 (01:30:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:30:33):
By the way, they have this for everything, like if
you like, say basketball, they have one for guys NBA
ballers and it's a ball and inside the little surprise
toys and you know these all kinds.

Speaker 7 (01:30:43):
I think the mini brands are like the biggest thing.

Speaker 3 (01:30:45):
Yeah, I really really need to catch up with this.
I feel so out of it.

Speaker 8 (01:30:50):
And you know what happens with your algorithm once you
start watching one person open up a stupid ball. Now
everybody's opening up balls.

Speaker 7 (01:30:57):
On my Instagram.

Speaker 3 (01:30:58):
Okay, give me somewhere to go on Instagram. Look at
it right now, I got it.

Speaker 4 (01:31:01):
I don't know where have you just searched many brands
you'll find it many brands.

Speaker 3 (01:31:05):
Yeah, I brands brands. Okay, okay, they said the freezer
section is junk that just accumulates. I mean, what do
you do with that term?

Speaker 7 (01:31:16):
Okay?

Speaker 4 (01:31:16):
Nothing?

Speaker 8 (01:31:16):
So this is who you should follow this. She's my
obsess in, just sassy, massy j U s T S
A S s Y m A S s y. She's
the one that's trying to find the damn eggs.

Speaker 3 (01:31:28):
I'm looking at.

Speaker 16 (01:31:29):
There's a little refrigerator. Yes, and you know the sun
made raisins are ultra rare and we have one.

Speaker 3 (01:31:33):
Oh, you can't eat them.

Speaker 8 (01:31:35):
No, And the refrigerator has magnets and you have to
collect all the magnets for the refrigerator.

Speaker 7 (01:31:41):
I need this in my life.

Speaker 3 (01:31:43):
Okay, so cool? All right, now this could go in
you know, scary dance in the in the Nate. Now
we have purpose in life.

Speaker 4 (01:31:51):
I guess you guys will look so strange if you
have many fridges in your apartment.

Speaker 6 (01:31:56):
I'll forget Adam gonna. I'm gonna carry one of those
babies in a stroller. I'm gonna just walk some Central
Park with you.

Speaker 1 (01:32:02):
Do you he looks straight?

Speaker 3 (01:32:04):
Do you need to do that?

Speaker 6 (01:32:05):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:32:07):
Hey, you were talking. Excuse me, what do they have
many balls for that?

Speaker 8 (01:32:13):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:32:14):
Maybe I bet they have any medicine somewhere.

Speaker 3 (01:32:17):
It's not real. Why don't they make real food? You
put in this real refrigerator.

Speaker 7 (01:32:23):
That makes it bad? I guess eat it.

Speaker 6 (01:32:26):
I know.

Speaker 7 (01:32:26):
But but those bulls are sitting on the shelves for
who knows how long?

Speaker 3 (01:32:31):
My god, balls strange wasting your money? Shut up?

Speaker 8 (01:32:36):
You waste your money on dumb ass things too, Like
that Crazy Eddy shirt you're wearing right now.

Speaker 3 (01:32:40):
Wow, this vintage.

Speaker 7 (01:32:43):
You are vintage.

Speaker 3 (01:32:45):
People would kill for this.

Speaker 4 (01:32:47):
They would kill.

Speaker 3 (01:32:49):
It's an old electronics store from Brooklyn, right. I remember
Crazy Eddy in New York.

Speaker 5 (01:32:53):
You are insane saying, yeah, you gotta be from New
York to understand Crazy Eddy. Now MTUs move on to
something else. I was looking over your notes, Gandhi. You
said there is one thing we should all be doing. Huh.
We should all be doing this to increase our cognitive function.
God knows I need that? Is it another happy hour today?

(01:33:15):
Because I'm in South Florida, this is what we do.

Speaker 4 (01:33:17):
You know that might work in the opposite direction, but
who's to say?

Speaker 3 (01:33:20):
All right? So what is this one thing we should
all be doing.

Speaker 4 (01:33:22):
So apparently there was a research project that studied people
who have really really good, healthy brains that function at
a high level over the age of eighty and they
all did one thing often that is supposed to increase it.
And that thing is what writing with your hand? Handwriting
for fifteen minutes a day.

Speaker 5 (01:33:40):
Yeah, okay, so you need to write with your hand, yes,
for fifteen minutes to day.

Speaker 11 (01:33:46):
Now.

Speaker 3 (01:33:46):
Did they explain how this is helping us?

Speaker 4 (01:33:49):
Yeah? So apparently when you are actually writing things down,
it creates deeper connections with the material at a neurological level,
which really helps your brain when it comes to recall.
It also keeps you like focused and functioning with you know,
fine motor skills. And they're saying that it forces you
to process and summarize information in real time versus on

(01:34:10):
our phones when we stay scrolling all the time, it
sort of mutes memories and doesn't make it as impactful
as when you're actually writing something down versus typing it.
When you're reading something. Also, that's another thing, actually reading
a book versus reading on a screen, And they're saying
that it really increases your brain connectivity. So these studies
have demonstrated that writing by hand triggers widespread synchronous brain activity,

(01:34:32):
particularly in areas responsible for sensory processing, motor control, and memory.

Speaker 5 (01:34:38):
Okay, so I mean like journaling. Yeah, if you chose
to write for fifteen minutes to day, what would you write.

Speaker 4 (01:34:44):
I actually do write in my journal. I don't know
if it's fifteen minutes a day, but that is that's
what I do. And then if I can't write in
the journal, I'll make a little note on my phone
and then go write it later. But they're also you know,
handwriting was kind of phased out a little bit, and
now they're bringing it back into school for multiple reasons.
But this is actually great. They're bringing cursive back. I know,
we talked about it not long ago, because apparently people

(01:35:06):
cannot read old texts and things that were historical documents
that were written in cursive. So it's not only just
good for your cognitive ability, but it's good to be
able to read that quote unquote ancient stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:35:17):
Yeah, funny you bring that up.

Speaker 5 (01:35:18):
The last time I sat down I had to write,
I had a long form write something out. It took
me a minute to kind of remember how.

Speaker 11 (01:35:25):
To do it.

Speaker 3 (01:35:26):
I mean, I mean I know how to do it,
you know, I and I had to scratch it out
and start over a couple of times.

Speaker 5 (01:35:33):
Believe it or not. Something that you think you would
never forget how to do or need to brush up on.
There are things like that in life, and that is
one of them. How about you, guys?

Speaker 4 (01:35:42):
Has your handwriting declined?

Speaker 3 (01:35:44):
It's always been bad? Oh okay, no one.

Speaker 5 (01:35:46):
No one's ever been able to read anything I write,
including myself, like Daniel's.

Speaker 8 (01:35:50):
God, I was having Gandhi read mine the other day.
Go go ahead, Gandhi, what does this say? She's like,
I've actually been looking at that, and I have no idea.

Speaker 4 (01:35:58):
Danielle could be like a code writer. Yeah, for people
that don't need you know, only one person can understand
what it's saying.

Speaker 7 (01:36:04):
As long as I know what it says, we're all good.

Speaker 4 (01:36:06):
But you don't know what it says at the time.

Speaker 5 (01:36:08):
Tause I, you're right now, speaking of journaling. What I
would pay to go through Gotti's journal?

Speaker 4 (01:36:13):
Ooh, I don't know about that. I'm trying to think
if I've written anything. I've definitely written about you guys
in my journal.

Speaker 3 (01:36:19):
Huh.

Speaker 4 (01:36:20):
So I write every day. I write down something that
made me laugh and something that I learned, and it's
just for you know me, and going back and looking
at it. I'll tell you, looking at the thing that
made me laugh. When I'm having a bad day and
I go back to my journal, I will laugh again.
There are some funny things happening around us all the time.

Speaker 3 (01:36:38):
Yeah, journaling.

Speaker 5 (01:36:38):
I think I'm gonna get back into that. I did
it a long time ago, and I can't find them.
Someone somewhere has my journals.

Speaker 4 (01:36:44):
Oh, how exciting.

Speaker 3 (01:36:46):
No, it's not exciting. I don't know where they are.

Speaker 4 (01:36:48):
It's cringey. Sometimes. I told you guys this. My mom
gave me back my seventh or eighth grade diary when
I was still when I was on this show with
you guys, and I was reading it, like, oh, who
is this idiot?

Speaker 7 (01:36:59):
What's going on? And we always thought our problems were
the worst in the entire world.

Speaker 4 (01:37:04):
Got in a fight with my parents.

Speaker 12 (01:37:05):
End of the world.

Speaker 6 (01:37:05):
That's it.

Speaker 7 (01:37:06):
My boyfriend broke up with me. Oh my gosh, my
life is over.

Speaker 4 (01:37:10):
Bus ride was bad. Oh, be damned everybody.

Speaker 5 (01:37:13):
All right, So riding for fifteen minutes a day. Let's
get on it. Let's get into the three things we
need to know. Gonda, this goop, what's going on?

Speaker 4 (01:37:19):
All right? New details about a bio lab in Las
Vegas that's at the center of a federal investigation. Documents
show at least two people got deathly ill after spending
time inside this house. It's not clear who they were
or exactly when that happened. Local and federal agents raided
the house over the weekend after it was linked to
a similar lab in California. The owner of that lab

(01:37:40):
is now facing charges for allegedly making and selling misbranded
medical devices, but multiple unidentified substances were also found inside
along with suspicious equipment. Investigators in Las Vegas also arrested
a man named or Solomon, who they believe is an
associate of the California lab owner. He's being accused of
violating hazardous waste laws. And everybody is waiting to find

(01:38:03):
out exactly what was in the vials that were confiscated.

Speaker 3 (01:38:06):
Were those those mini balls? Like hazardous waste mini balls?

Speaker 4 (01:38:09):
Imagine my god? All right? President Trump calling for the
federal government to nationalize elections in the US Yesterday, Trump
accused several democratic run cities of corruption instead of states
can't run elections fairly, then the federal government should get involved.
White House Press Secretary Caroline Levitt said, however, that Trump
was actually referring to the Save Act, which she said

(01:38:29):
would require citizens to present an ID before casting a ballot.
And finally, a Doberman pincher has won Best in Show
at the Westminster Dog Show. The one hundred and fiftieth
annual dog show was held yesterday in New York City,
and this year's winner was a four year old Doberman
named Penny. And those are your three things, and we're
back after this.

Speaker 5 (01:38:49):
I want to hear all about the weird, wild stories
you didn't learn in school. Let my best friend Patty
Steele and her podcast, The Backstory with Patty Steel be
your guide.

Speaker 3 (01:38:58):
Patty, what are you exploring? All right, Elvis?

Speaker 19 (01:39:01):
The Winter Olympics are coming up, and this is a
story of Beauty and the Beast on Nice but not
the Disney version.

Speaker 5 (01:39:07):
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Listen on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get your podcasts.
All right, shows done, Let's get out of here until
next time, say peace out everybody.

Speaker 3 (01:39:21):
Peace out everybody,