FULL SHOW: The Day We Blocked 200 Numbers

We’re talking about the extreme lengths people go to after catching a cheater, including one woman who blocked 200 numbers on her girlfriend’s phone! Plus, we debate songs we always skip, hear about Abby leaving food in the fridge, Skeery gets roped into his friends’ kids’ fundraisers, and play a round of the Speeding Ticket game.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Do something crazy.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
We're about to do something wacky on the Wacky Morning Show.
Good morning. It's the Wacky Morning Show.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
Good morning.

Speaker 4 (00:09):
Yeah, I had sex with him. Yeah, I tongued him.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Do something crazy. Do you mind if I put my
toe on your ankle under the table?

Speaker 4 (00:15):
I'll get you, my pretty.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Do something crazy.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
I would most certainly come back as a straight female
so I could have sex.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
With all the hot straight boys. Sing us a song,
you're the better man. All this burping is turning me on.

Speaker 5 (00:29):
What?

Speaker 6 (00:30):
Hooray.

Speaker 7 (00:36):
Don't do something crazy. Elvis Duran and the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Hey, Danielle discovered a new apple.

Speaker 8 (00:45):
Oh. What?

Speaker 2 (00:46):
She gets so excited.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
Hold on.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
She just discovered a new apple. Yes.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
So I was in the grocery. I was in ShopRite, actually.
And they have a woman who she stands in the
front and she tries to like push different things all
the time. What's on sale. But she's very good at it.
That's what I have her doing.

Speaker 9 (01:00):
So the other day.

Speaker 4 (01:01):
She had this apple. And I was like, it's an apple.
And she goes, oh, no, no. It was called the
Wild Twist Apple.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
What?

Speaker 4 (01:09):
So she had samples in little cups. And I'm like, oh,
let me get us some. Oh, my gosh. It's a
cross between a Honeycrisp and a Crippos Pink or like
a Pink Lady Apple together. I don't know how. I
guess they somehow put them together.

Speaker 5 (01:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
It's so sweet and so delicious. And I was like.

Speaker 7 (01:30):
Really?

Speaker 4 (01:30):
The next day I went back and bought a whole
bag of them. I cannot stop thinking about these apples.
They're so good. And I like a really good sweet apple.
Like a Fuji apple is usually what I go for.
These are so much better. You will taste the difference
and you will love them. And no, they are not
paying me to say this.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Look at you. You really know your apples.

Speaker 7 (01:47):
Wild twist apples.

Speaker 4 (01:50):
I'm telling you.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
You're going to like it. What's that face? Well, no,
it's not a face. It is a genetically modified apple.
That's what scares me. Genetically modified scares me. Well, okay.
Scary wants to know if it's a GMO apple. It's
a non-GMO apple.

Speaker 10 (02:05):
Oh, okay, good.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
So sit down over there, you and you.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
So Mr. Healthy here now approves. As long as it
wasn't put in a lab, I'm in. No, no.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
There was something the other day about a new banana
that you could peel, and 12 hours after you peel it,
it's not brown.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
It's still ripe. It doesn't go black.

Speaker 4 (02:19):
Okay, well, that's not with the apple. This is just
a tastier apple.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
That's why I questioned it. If you're saying it's not GMO,
then I'm all in. I'll try it.

Speaker 4 (02:26):
They just twisted the vines together or something.

Speaker 11 (02:28):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:28):
Cross-pollinate. It works.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
It works.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Now, keep in mind, a lot of things we grew
up eating were all genetically modified at some point. They
weren't original to the earth, whatever.

Speaker 8 (02:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
I mean, I'm going to go so far as to
say that at least half of the things in your
produce department... Were not even a thing 100 years ago.

Speaker 8 (02:51):
True.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
They were invented in a lab.

Speaker 11 (02:55):
Of course.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
In a test tube.

Speaker 10 (02:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
And don't even get into chickens. And we're a chicken press.

Speaker 11 (02:58):
Oh, no, no.

Speaker 4 (02:59):
Please don't even.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
So back to this apple.

Speaker 4 (03:02):
Yeah, it's so good.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Okay.

Speaker 9 (03:04):
It really is.

Speaker 4 (03:04):
It's so sweet.

Speaker 8 (03:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (03:06):
I know we've talked about this before, but whenever you
travel to another place and you have the fruit in
another country.

Speaker 12 (03:11):
Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
It's different.

Speaker 9 (03:13):
It's so much better because we pump it full of
water to make them bigger, which takes away the flavor
and then whatever else.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
We're doing to them. Lemons in Italy. There, I've said it. Oh, really? Oh, yeah.
Especially if you're on the Amalfi Coast or you're down,
you know, southern Italy. Lemons are big. And for breakfast,
I would just slice them in half, put salt on
them and eat them. I'd eat a lemon for breakfast.

Speaker 8 (03:36):
Whoa.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
And people would be like, bleh.

Speaker 4 (03:38):
No, my youngest eats lemon all the time just like that.
He cuts it up. I heard it's not good for
your enamel on your teeth.

Speaker 11 (03:44):
No, it's not.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
My teeth are falling out.

Speaker 4 (03:46):
No, they're not.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Yeah, they are.

Speaker 9 (03:47):
Like bananas and mangoes and other kinds.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
I know.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
So sweet. Just go to the Caribbean. There's a lot
of great fruits there. Hey, what was I going to say? Oh, God.
I'm in and out of my brain. Do you guys
get the brain farts a lot?

Speaker 4 (03:59):
Yes, all the time.

Speaker 11 (04:00):
Constantly.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Are you having one now? Nate, are you brain farting?

Speaker 3 (04:03):
Every day.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
Right to smoke. Oh, yeah, I did. Okay.

Speaker 6 (04:09):
Nate.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
It wasn't your brain, Nate.

Speaker 5 (04:10):
What?

Speaker 2 (04:11):
It was your butt.

Speaker 5 (04:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
My butt farted. Oh, I got this story for you, Gandhi. Okay.
You know how Gandhi loves hot sauce.

Speaker 7 (04:21):
Mm-hmm.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Where did this fascination with hot sauce come from?

Speaker 9 (04:25):
I mean, I grew up in an Indian household, and
everything is spicy. So I just got very used to
eating spicy food. So now whenever I go anywhere, I
would like a little extra spice than probably what is provided.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
Well, the T.W. Garner Food Company in Winston-Salem, North Carolina,
one of the products they make is Texas Pete hot sauce.

Speaker 13 (04:42):
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 8 (04:43):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
Well, their factory literally caught on fire.

Speaker 10 (04:47):
Oh.

Speaker 11 (04:47):
Oh. What happened?

Speaker 2 (04:49):
I just think it's kind of funny. A hot sauce
factory caught on fire. How sad. No injury. Okay, good.
Let's see what else is going on here in the news.
News that Gandhi forgot. Uh-oh. An 18-year-old kid from Utah
named Luke had to quit baseball when he got diagnosed
with an autoimmune disease. But he's switching gears. He just

(05:09):
became the first kid from Utah to get a scholarship
for cornhole. Oh, hell yeah.

Speaker 6 (05:13):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
He's now playing for Winthrop University, South Carolina. known as
having the best cornhole program in the country. So look,
one door closes, another opens.

Speaker 9 (05:22):
Are there a lot of cornhole programs?

Speaker 2 (05:24):
I guess. A cornhole opened. A group of Burger King
employees in Minnesota, they pay tribute to a longtime customer
by having his name engraved in his favorite chair at
the Burger King. Now, is there any institution, any business
in America where you have your name engraved either permanently

(05:46):
affixed to the wall or a chair or a booth.

Speaker 9 (05:49):
No, I had a menu item for a second and
they closed down.

Speaker 8 (05:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
They closed down. Well, does it say anything about me
to admit that I have my name engraved on not one,
but two bar stools.

Speaker 4 (06:00):
Oh, that tracks.

Speaker 9 (06:01):
I see that.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
Where are they? I get so drunk. You can't find them.
No one actually is. The place is no longer there,
but MV in Bernersville, New Jersey.

Speaker 8 (06:13):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
The Elvis Duran Barstool, unless they took it down. I
don't know, scary? Your name isn't like posted somewhere?

Speaker 12 (06:20):
There's a tribute to me at my alma mater, Mark
Twain Intermediate School in Coney Island, where I was part of,
I was inducted into the Mark Twain Alumni Hall of Fame.

Speaker 8 (06:30):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
So there's like, I guess like an- Who else famous
is from Mark Twain? Oh, I believe, was it Marissa Tomei?

Speaker 13 (06:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (06:38):
Oh, she does Afternoons on Power 105. Angie Martinez went
to Mark Twain. She was also inducted the year after
I was. So, yeah, my name is enshrined.

Speaker 9 (06:47):
You got in before Angie Martinez?

Speaker 2 (06:49):
I was number one.

Speaker 8 (06:49):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
She was number two.

Speaker 9 (06:50):
Congratulations.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
I'm enshrined in a glass case. There's stuff about me. Yes,
you are.

Speaker 10 (06:55):
That's nice.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
There's like a pair of your underwear and your first
poopy in a glass case. What about you, Froggy? Aren't
you listed somewhere? Is your name somewhere? Oh. I'm not sure.
Weren't we all painted on the wall of some steakhouse somewhere? Oh, Sardi's, right?

Speaker 4 (07:11):
Was it Sardi's?

Speaker 8 (07:12):
No.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
No, The Palm. Oh, The Palm. Yeah, that's out of business. Oh, yeah.
That location went out of business. To answer your question, no.
They put our picture up on the wall right next
to the bathroom. They did. Norwegian Bliss, I think, the ship,
has our name somewhere.

Speaker 9 (07:27):
Does it?

Speaker 5 (07:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
I didn't know that.

Speaker 7 (07:29):
I was just on it.

Speaker 9 (07:29):
I would have looked.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
They hid it. They're not proud.

Speaker 12 (07:33):
Elvis, your name, your name is in Chicago at the
Radio Hall of Fame.

Speaker 7 (07:37):
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
On the world.

Speaker 9 (07:38):
What about your Walk of Fame star?

Speaker 5 (07:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (07:40):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
Oh, yeah, on the Hollywood Walk of Fame? Yeah, I
have a star. You can't see it. It's got chewing
gum all over it.

Speaker 4 (07:45):
Oh, and in New York at that New York... Rise
Up New York?

Speaker 9 (07:51):
Rise New York.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
Nate, where's your name? Is your name on the wall
in Erie, Pennsylvania somewhere? I don't think so. I don't
think it's anywhere.

Speaker 12 (07:57):
Your name is on the menu at Duffy's, Elvis.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
You got a sandwich named after you?

Speaker 4 (08:00):
Wow, look at this.

Speaker 14 (08:02):
I do?

Speaker 2 (08:02):
Yeah. The burger at Duffy's in Staten Island?

Speaker 12 (08:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
I know we won best burger. I don't think it's
on the menu.

Speaker 12 (08:09):
Garrett, is it my IFB?

Speaker 2 (08:10):
Okay, well, he's sort of correct. I don't know. Maybe
I'll take it. Anyway, the point is this. Do everything
you can in life to get your name permanently affixed
to something. A bar stool, a burger. What?

Speaker 9 (08:22):
Brandon has a tattoo of a bug on his arm
because he calls me bug. Does that count?

Speaker 2 (08:26):
Yes. Okay, done.

Speaker 9 (08:28):
It's on a human.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
Look at what you've done. We just went on for
about 15 minutes talking about absolutely nothing of any importance whatsoever.
I'm sorry, was that funny?

Speaker 7 (08:39):
Elvis Duran and the Morning Show. Oh, no, we gotta go?

Speaker 1 (08:50):
Good morning.

Speaker 7 (08:52):
Elvis Duran and the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
All right, let's roll into your Wednesday horoscopes. I choose
Danielle and Gandhi.

Speaker 7 (08:59):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (08:59):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
I'm spoken.

Speaker 4 (09:01):
It's Keanu Reeves' birthday. Salma Hayek and Mark Harmon, happy birthday. Virgo,
your ability to spot what others miss saves everybody a
lot of time and trouble midweek. Your day's a nine.

Speaker 9 (09:11):
Libra, romantic tension that's been building for a while becomes
impossible to ignore today. Ooh, your day is a six.

Speaker 4 (09:17):
Hey, Scorpio, walk into a difficult conversation with the facts
already lined up and watch how quickly it turns in
your favor. Your day's an eight.

Speaker 9 (09:25):
To my fellow Sagittarius, slow your roll on a decision
that has more moving parts than you initially realized. Your
day is a seven.

Speaker 4 (09:32):
Capricorn, step up in a situation that's been lacking direction
and watch how quickly people fall in line. Your day's
a nine.

Speaker 9 (09:39):
Aquarius, reconnect with someone from a different chapter of your
life and find the conversation flowing so easily. Your day
is an eight.

Speaker 4 (09:45):
Hello, Pisces. A creative block lifts out of nowhere, and
what comes out of it is going to surprise even you.
Your day's a nine.

Speaker 9 (09:51):
Aries, a midweek surprise delivers something so good, it resets
the energy of your entire day. Your day's a 10.

Speaker 4 (09:57):
Taurus, stubbornness is not strength right now. The situation needs
flexibility and you need to provide it. Your day's a five.

Speaker 9 (10:04):
Gemini, an overheard conversation gives you context for something that's
not made sense. Until now, your day is a seven.

Speaker 4 (10:09):
Cancer, make time for something that genuinely brings you joy today,
not just something that needs to get done. Your day
is an eight.

Speaker 9 (10:16):
And finally, Leo, pull back from a group situation that's
been demanding more of you than it returns. Your day
is a six, and those are your Wednesday morning horoscopes.

Speaker 2 (10:24):
I was just telling everyone here in the room during
the song, there's a story about a woman, a single
mom now, who divorced her husband or is divorcing her husband,
found out he was cheating on her, okay? He moved
out of the house, moved in with a friend, and
he had girlfriends over, whatever. She went onto her phone
and discovered he had entered over 200 phone numbers in

(10:48):
her phone and blocked them.

Speaker 7 (10:51):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
What?

Speaker 2 (10:53):
Why? These were the numbers of all these people, a
serial cheater, obviously, allegedly. These were all the phone numbers
of the women he was cheating with.

Speaker 7 (11:02):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
So just in case- There was a slip-up, and one
of them tried to reach out to his wife. It
would be blocked. Well, she discovered it because one of
the women he was cheating on with got in touch
with her. And she tried to text her, and it
wouldn't go through. She's like, what's going on here? And

(11:23):
she realized in her blocked phone numbers file, over 200
numbers of people she'd never heard of.

Speaker 4 (11:31):
Damn.

Speaker 2 (11:32):
Mm-mm-mm. Of course, Gandhi's first response was, whoa, genius.

Speaker 8 (11:37):
It is.

Speaker 9 (11:38):
It's a pretty good idea. But now with the ghost
numbers and stuff and social media, it's an important step,
but it's not the only one. Yeah, there's so many more.

Speaker 11 (11:46):
Right, right.

Speaker 8 (11:46):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
Can you imagine? I mean, if you're such a serial cheater,
you have to go to your partner's phone and sneak
in numbers on their phone. on their blocked list. It's crazy.
That's a lot of work, man. And 200? It is
a lot of work.

Speaker 4 (12:01):
That's disgusting.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
It is.

Speaker 4 (12:04):
Don't bring that home to me, please.

Speaker 2 (12:06):
Well, in her video, she actually kind of looked at
the camera and went, wow, good thinking. You got me. Anyway,
she looks happy with her baby. I didn't feel bad
for her at all. She's on a better path now.
But yeah, what Froggy said is just so true. I
truly believe the act of cheating... has got to just
wear you down. It's a lot of work. Is it, Frog? Yeah,

(12:30):
come on.

Speaker 3 (12:33):
No, I'm just saying, if you think about it, you've
got to cover every single thing you do all the time.
And in the beginning, when you first start cheating, it's
like anything else. You're really good at covering your tracks
in the beginning, and then you get sloppy, and then
it becomes too much, and that's how you get caught.

Speaker 8 (12:46):
Yeah. Wow.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
He went to a lot of work to get through this,
and that's a lot of freaking numbers. That's a lot. Well,
it is. And you also wonder, what else was he
spinning to do to hide the whole thing?

Speaker 8 (12:58):
Right.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
Here's another text. This happened to me, but with Instagram.
He went on my Instagram and blocked the woman he
was with. Oh, wow.

Speaker 13 (13:04):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
So she couldn't see, just in case the woman he
was with was posting things about him, I guess.

Speaker 7 (13:10):
I don't know. Hmm. Wow. Let's do it.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
We can't do the show. I have the wrong microphone.
I truly just look forward to listening to each one
of your voices every single day.

Speaker 7 (13:24):
Elvis Duran and the Morning Show.

Speaker 4 (13:28):
Who chooses to get.

Speaker 2 (13:28):
Up at this time? I know, early morning.

Speaker 7 (13:31):
Elvis Duran and the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
Here's where we're going. We're going around the room. Let's go.

Speaker 7 (13:36):
Yay!

Speaker 2 (13:38):
Gandhi, you're up first today. What's on your mind?

Speaker 9 (13:41):
Okay, good. So the other day I came in and
Danielle said, oh, did you get your lashes done? I said, no,
I've been doing something new. Our girl Dina with the
pink hair who has her own hair and makeup line
and all kinds of stuff, she has eyelashes that are
perfect for me because it's magnetic. You just put a
little bit of eyeliner on that goes with it and
then they stick to it and that's it. They come

(14:02):
on and off easily. They don't damage your lashes. And
they're just super nice. I love them. And I love
Dina for doing that. And I'm terrible at, like, all
things makeup and being a girl. But this has changed
my life.

Speaker 4 (14:13):
I think I need to get another pair of those.
I can't find mine. Sorry, Dina.

Speaker 9 (14:18):
You're going to find them, like, stuck to your fridge
somewhere because they're magnetic.

Speaker 10 (14:21):
You know what?

Speaker 2 (14:22):
You two have quite the treasure chest in Dina. You
guys come in at least once a month going, because
you know what Dina did this time?

Speaker 11 (14:29):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
She's ahead of the curve. She reads up. She knows
what's going on. I love that. We love Dina. She's
good for all of us, makeup or no makeup. Hey, Scary,
what's up with you today?

Speaker 12 (14:37):
So when it comes to taking group pictures, I'm torn
between looking good and being endearing. And here's how. When
you stand in a group, right? Let's say you're in
the middle of a picture. I like to put my
arms around people to show, oh, huggy, lovey. But it
makes me look bad because my stomach tends to stick out.

Speaker 11 (14:56):
However.

Speaker 12 (14:57):
If I put my arms to my side, I look
a lot better in the picture.

Speaker 2 (15:01):
I feel like I come out better.

Speaker 12 (15:04):
But then to people looking at the picture, it looks like.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
Look at Skiri.

Speaker 12 (15:07):
He's just standing there with his arms on it. Like
everybody's surrounding him. I think it's rude to not put
your arms around someone.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
So I run the, no? No, Skiri, I don't think
anyone out here is worried about where your hands are.
So if I'm just standing here like this with my
hands in my pockets. He's not listening. No one's upset
about where your hands are. Does anyone look at these
pictures and go, oh my God, scary.

Speaker 12 (15:29):
No, but then other people put their arm around me,
but I'm too cool to return the favor.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
Are you overthinking this?

Speaker 9 (15:36):
You're assuming that in a group picture, people are zeroing
in on you and being like, look at how he's standing.
Look at that guy. They're not.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
People think I'm cold because I'm not putting my arms
around everyone. No, that's not the case. You look good, Scary.
But we learned a long time ago, if you put
your arms around other people, your stomach will stick out.
I say, I'm going to join you and not put
my hands around them. Anyway, hey, what's up, Danielle?

Speaker 4 (15:59):
So I have seen a lot of different types of
jeans in stores lately, and I see a lot more
skinny jeans in stores. So I went into the box
that I had in storage, and I took out a
pair of skinny jeans, And I wore them today, and
I have to say, I am liking the way they feel.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
Welcome back, skinny jeans.

Speaker 9 (16:21):
What do you think?

Speaker 2 (16:22):
You look good there.

Speaker 4 (16:24):
Very comfortable, and I'm like, I think I'm keeping these
out of the box. I'm okay with this. I'm going
to embrace the skinny jeans and be cool with it.
So thank you.

Speaker 2 (16:33):
There you go. Never throw anything away. It will come back.
That's why Scary's wearing his members only jacket today. Hey,
Scotty B, what's up with you? Our special guest, Scotty B.

Speaker 15 (16:44):
Maybe some of you can help. I'd like to question
a stupid ordinance. I got a ticket the other day
for backing into a parking spot in the village of Farmingdale.

Speaker 8 (16:52):
Wow.

Speaker 15 (16:52):
And why are you not allowed to back into a
parking spot? I could understand if it was angled parking
and it was a one-way kind of thing, but it's
just a regular parking space.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
I don't know. And I got a ticket for not backing.
Parking head in. That's a money grab.

Speaker 15 (17:06):
It is a money grab. Because they were able to
find the windshield, no problem, put the ticket.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
Right on it.

Speaker 15 (17:10):
There's got to be a reason for it, though. There's
got to be a reason for it. I don't know
what it is. I just think that they want to
make some extra cash.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
I have seen many lots that have signs saying not permitted,
backing into spots. But I don't know why. An ordinance?

Speaker 9 (17:25):
Well, I Googled this, and allegedly it says a lot
of places don't want it because it takes extra time,
blocks traffic flow, makes it harder for parking attendants to
check license plates as well.

Speaker 8 (17:37):
Ah.

Speaker 2 (17:37):
Not in states where there's plates on the front of
the car. It shouldn't matter. Yeah, in New York, you
have to have them on the front. Statistically, they say
if you back into the spot, you have fewer accidents.
I have a question.

Speaker 4 (17:47):
How come some places you have to have the license
plate front and back and some places you don't?

Speaker 2 (17:51):
It's a state thing.

Speaker 4 (17:52):
Well, but that's so weird.

Speaker 15 (17:54):
So I hand wrote a check. I sent it in
and I used all two set stamps on the envelope.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
Okay. Yeah, that'll show them. Cover the whole thing.

Speaker 4 (18:00):
Yeah, that'll tell them.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
You got your way.

Speaker 9 (18:02):
This also says that backing up close to sidewalks and
buildings can blow exhaust onto landscaping, pedestrians, and other walls
that could damage the walls.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
It's a big old commuter lot. Come on, guys. We've
known Scotty for years. He's always been blowing exhaust on us.
I just did right now.

Speaker 4 (18:18):
Scotty, you do realize all those two-cent stamps, they now
have you on that list. The watch this person list.

Speaker 11 (18:25):
Good.

Speaker 2 (18:25):
Watch me all day.

Speaker 8 (18:26):
Don't care.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
And finally, Straight Nate, what's on your mind today? I
can't believe I just learned about this. So when you
buy tickets to a show or a game, how do
you buy them? Do you buy just a row of seats?
Somebody told me the other day, If you're buying four seats,
buy two in one row and two in the row
behind it. That way you can actually have a conversation. Oh, yeah,

(18:48):
that makes sense. We do that sometimes. It is good
to do that. I can't believe it because you go
to a show with six friends, seven friends, and then
you never talk to that person over at the other end.
Get a block. Don't buy in a row. That way
you'll facilitate a better conversation. That's smart. In other words,
now I have to buy two rows at concerts, and

(19:09):
that's a lot of seats. Yes, that's right, Duran. Remember
we used to do zip the hits? Yes, Scary used
to do that. No, no, no, we're not doing it.
He's going to a microphone. He was going to Gandhi's microphone, too,
by the way. Yeah, God. Scary. You really think we're
going to do zip the hits?

Speaker 8 (19:27):
What?

Speaker 2 (19:28):
Do you have one in mind? It was fun. Oh,
I got an easy one. Okay, well, go to the...
What microphone button is it?

Speaker 11 (19:33):
Mic four.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
Mic four. You have underwear on, right, Scary? I can't see.
It's on mic four.

Speaker 13 (19:39):
Oh, here it is.

Speaker 16 (19:39):
Right here, okay.

Speaker 2 (19:40):
Let me hit the microphone. Let me make sure this
is on. Hit the microphone so I know it's the one.
It's not on. It's not on.

Speaker 17 (19:48):
Mic six.

Speaker 8 (19:48):
Mic four.

Speaker 10 (19:49):
Mic four.

Speaker 2 (19:51):
Don't come near me. You smell.

Speaker 17 (19:55):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
Hold on. Scary is going to zip the hits. Here
we go.

Speaker 17 (19:57):
Ready?

Speaker 2 (19:58):
Here it is.

Speaker 7 (20:02):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
I got that. That's an easy one. Is it Hollaback Girl?

Speaker 8 (20:08):
No.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
No. Yes!

Speaker 10 (20:11):
Yes!

Speaker 2 (20:12):
Oh, scary. Okay. All right, so that's what we used
to do on our show, Zip the Hips. Nailed it.
So anyway, back to my.

Speaker 4 (20:22):
Are we done?

Speaker 2 (20:23):
Back to my zipper conversation. Did you see that other
zipper story? Oh, this is a dangerous zipper story. What
did I do with it?

Speaker 4 (20:30):
I can still smell the onion from him being over here.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
His zipper smells like onion?

Speaker 9 (20:34):
No, but his pants.

Speaker 4 (20:35):
Nobody was talking.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
Because he stinks.

Speaker 12 (20:37):
Because we ate bagels with onions and lox.

Speaker 9 (20:39):
Don't you have a mint?

Speaker 6 (20:40):
Get a mint.

Speaker 9 (20:41):
Do you want some gum?

Speaker 2 (20:42):
That's not going to work. You need to eat parsley.

Speaker 8 (20:46):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
Because that's what solves that odor that comes from your stomach.

Speaker 8 (20:50):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
Because it's not really, it's not as much in your
mouth as it is in your stomach.

Speaker 8 (20:54):
Oh, wow.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
Who knew? Well, you didn't know that? You guys knew that, right?
Nate knew that because he knows everything. Come on, Pop-Pop.

Speaker 8 (21:05):
What?

Speaker 2 (21:07):
Okay, okay. Zipper's been around for like 128 years. Did
you know this?

Speaker 9 (21:11):
I did not.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
Okay, wait a minute. So Pop-Pop found this story. They're
coming up with this. This sounds dangerous.

Speaker 4 (21:20):
You know Pop-Pop's what they call the grandpa in Daddy's
Home 2.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
Exactly. He's Pop-Pop. That's my point. Okay, they're coming up with.
A self-propelled zipper.

Speaker 8 (21:31):
No.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
Where it will zip itself up at the push of
a button. No, absolutely not. Oh, as you accidentally push
that button while you're doing something else. Exactly. It malfunctions. Obviously, Froggy.
I mean, this is the worst idea ever.

Speaker 4 (21:43):
And this is the epitome of laziness. You need a
button to zip your pants.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
You can't even zip your own zipper yet.

Speaker 4 (21:48):
I mean, seriously.

Speaker 9 (21:49):
There are going to be so many injuries. Like, is
there a special sensor that as soon as it feels meat,
it stops?

Speaker 2 (21:54):
Okay. Oh my God, we all need a meat sensor
on our pants. We do. Okay, so it's a prototype
self-propelled zipper with a built-in motor. Oh my God, it
just hurts thinking about it. With a built-in motor and
gear mechanism, it can use to self-zip itself up at

(22:17):
the push of a button on a wired remote. We're
going to let Gandhi have the remote.

Speaker 7 (22:22):
Oh God, game on.

Speaker 9 (22:23):
This is the best invention ever.

Speaker 2 (22:25):
The zipper remote. I think it's actually for industrial use,
like putting up big tents. But I can't help but
think it might be useful on a pair of pants
at the same time. It wouldn't be useful at all.
We don't need that. I don't use the zipper. I
don't use the hole. Hey, speaking of... What? I pull...
I go over the fence. Do you?

Speaker 4 (22:45):
But when you put your pants on, you gotta zip
the pants.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
Well, yeah, I zip that up, but I never put
it through. Do you? No, but I unzip my pants.

Speaker 8 (22:52):
Well, yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
When I go to the bathroom? But no, what I'm saying...
What I'm saying is, I don't put it through the zipper.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
No, I don't.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
I pull it all the way down. I do, too.
I go over the fence and stuff. Are we really
having this conversation, Nate? Are we really having... I'm just
saying there's no chance of me getting caught in there
because I don't put it through. I'm the same way,
but I'm just... The visuals here, the optics are awful.

Speaker 4 (23:14):
I didn't even know you're supposed to put it through.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
Yes, a lot of guys put it through. I've never
heard of any guy who puts it through.

Speaker 8 (23:18):
So lazy.

Speaker 2 (23:19):
I know people that put it through the hole. Are
you meat gazing in the bathroom?

Speaker 5 (23:22):
No.

Speaker 2 (23:23):
Sounds like it. I know people that just use a zipper.
What do you ask them? What do you guys talk about?
Things like that? He took a poll. Hold on, hold on.
So they leave the button buttoned. Unzipper the zipper.

Speaker 9 (23:37):
Correct.

Speaker 2 (23:38):
They leave the button buttoned and the buckle buckled. Then
you get skin on metal. That's going to chafe. Don't
do that.

Speaker 3 (23:43):
Wait.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
You have questions?

Speaker 7 (23:45):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
Thanks, Nate. Thanks, Nate, for opening this. Welcome, Pop Pop.

Speaker 9 (23:49):
So Nate said he pulls them all the way down.
So you stand at a urinal with your pants around
your ankles?

Speaker 2 (23:54):
No, no, no.

Speaker 4 (23:56):
Demonstrate.

Speaker 9 (23:57):
Like you're sagging.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
You've seen Brandon pee before, haven't you?

Speaker 9 (24:01):
No, I don't ever really go watch him pee.

Speaker 7 (24:04):
Next time.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
Show us what you do.

Speaker 9 (24:08):
Yes, demonstrate this.

Speaker 17 (24:09):
Scary, scary.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
Get on your knees. Pretend to be a urinal. Scary
will be your urinal in case you need to be
in the right place. What do you do when you
wear shorts? There's a whole office building across the street
looking at you.

Speaker 9 (24:28):
So are your cheeks out and clapping?

Speaker 8 (24:30):
No.

Speaker 9 (24:30):
They're not out.

Speaker 12 (24:31):
You just pull up the front of it.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
When you wear shorts, why don't you just pull one
of the legs up and just put it out the side?

Speaker 2 (24:38):
Not long enough.

Speaker 9 (24:40):
So then do you get dribble on your pants?

Speaker 5 (24:42):
No.

Speaker 8 (24:43):
Never?

Speaker 2 (24:43):
Sometimes. Well, let's be honest. Okay. Interesting.

Speaker 6 (24:47):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (24:47):
Can we move on?

Speaker 12 (24:48):
The elastic goes underneath the whole thing.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (24:52):
Yeah, but I would think that dribble would happen.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
It does from time to time.

Speaker 9 (24:56):
Elvis is the only honest one here.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
Scotty knows.

Speaker 5 (24:59):
I knew it.

Speaker 2 (25:00):
Scotty dabs his with a napkin.

Speaker 8 (25:01):
Well, yeah.

Speaker 15 (25:02):
Well, sometimes because if you put the elastic underneath, sometimes
it tightens it a little bit. So more will come
out when you release the elastic once you close your pants.

Speaker 8 (25:10):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
So that's why I have to dab.

Speaker 9 (25:11):
Like a late entry.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
Okay.

Speaker 8 (25:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:13):
You got to hit the grundle. Okay, moving on.

Speaker 4 (25:16):
I'm learning so much.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
That's how you get the last few drops. In closing.

Speaker 9 (25:21):
Did you expect that?

Speaker 2 (25:23):
No, no. I didn't know it was going to go
down that road.

Speaker 12 (25:25):
Remember the days of buttonfly jeans?

Speaker 2 (25:27):
They didn't have zippers.

Speaker 4 (25:29):
They still have buttonfly jeans. You can still buy some.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
Are they in?

Speaker 8 (25:34):
They do.

Speaker 2 (25:34):
We didn't say they're in or out.

Speaker 4 (25:36):
They're just there.

Speaker 2 (25:36):
Are we really going to talk to Kevin? Is this you, Kevin? Yes, sir.
All right, so you want to add to our zipper
conversation so we can just close it out? Yeah, I
feel like you guys are.

Speaker 18 (25:53):
Talking down to us paltrous.

Speaker 2 (25:56):
Oh, okay. If you're just turning us on. We're talking
about guys who go to the bathroom to pee and
They just pulled their zipper down and hang out there
without doing anything else. And we thought that was unusual.
But you're saying you've been pulling through the zipper your
entire life?

Speaker 12 (26:16):
Yeah, I think.

Speaker 1 (26:18):
Yeah. Okay.

Speaker 7 (26:19):
And it never got caught?

Speaker 4 (26:20):
Have it ever got caught?

Speaker 2 (26:21):
Yeah, ever got it snagged on the zipper? Chafing?

Speaker 3 (26:25):
No, I mean, if you're with it all.

Speaker 2 (26:29):
Mentally, then you should know when you're good or not
too good to zip it. But if you're not. If
you're not mentally stable.

Speaker 17 (26:37):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 11 (26:38):
You're hammered.

Speaker 17 (26:39):
Yeah, I mean, come on now.

Speaker 11 (26:41):
It's pretty simple mechanics.

Speaker 9 (26:44):
It just seems like there would be so much.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
Okay, you're right, though. You're absolutely right. I get that.
So you don't unbutton the top, the button of the jeans.
You just do the zipper. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (26:53):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
There would be so much fumbling around.

Speaker 17 (26:55):
Yeah, unless it's like a live button or unless.

Speaker 3 (26:57):
Unless my underwear doesn't have a fly as well, then
I will unbutton.

Speaker 11 (27:02):
But if I have a double fly, then bingo, bango, bongo,
let's go to the bathroom.

Speaker 6 (27:06):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
Well, that puts a lot of fun in going to
the bathroom. It makes me want to go to the
bathroom right now to have some fun. Bingo, bango, bongo.

Speaker 5 (27:14):
Yeah, try it.

Speaker 10 (27:14):
Live a little.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
I'm just kidding. That's living a lot. That's not living
a little. That's a lot, and I really like that.

Speaker 5 (27:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
Then I'm not going to pull through shame you ever again.

Speaker 10 (27:26):
Ever.

Speaker 8 (27:27):
Ever.

Speaker 17 (27:28):
I appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
I'm glad that you set the record straight. Thank you
so much. It was there for Kevin. Kevin. All right.
We're not going to allow. We should open our minds
to all possibilities. And that's what Kevin has taught us.
Thank you, Kevin.

Speaker 8 (27:43):
Absolutely.

Speaker 17 (27:43):
Have a great day.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
You too. I think we made him mad. Sorry, Kevin.
I'm done.

Speaker 7 (27:51):
Elvis Duran and the Morning Show. And the morning show.

Speaker 2 (28:02):
So this is interesting. Gandhi brought this to us. She's like, hey, guys,
have you ever heard of a guy named Francis Curry?
He's a radio consultant in the UK. And I said, yeah,
I've heard of this guy. He's very famous. And you
brought us this sound that he posted online about our show.
This is freaking me out.

Speaker 9 (28:22):
It freaked me out so badly yesterday. So somebody tagged
me and said, look, they're talking about your show. So
of course I had to listen to it, start listening
to it. And this man, Francis Curry, started to break
down why you, Elvis Duran, are the most successful radio
presenter in the United States. And I found it fascinating.

Speaker 2 (28:41):
Well, to be fair, he talks about how we all
work well together. It's not just me.

Speaker 9 (28:44):
He does, yes, but it's your show.

Speaker 2 (28:46):
Okay, let's break this down, because he is accusing us
of working much harder than we really do. I died.

Speaker 7 (28:54):
Really?

Speaker 9 (28:55):
Breaking it down. I said, that's not our show.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
Who's he talking about? We have a lot to cover here. Froggy,
are you listening? Are you ready to find out why
you're so successful? Yes, I would love to know why.
This is Francis Curry. Here we go.

Speaker 13 (29:07):
In this video, we take a look at one of
the most successful radio presenters in America today, presenting The
Morning Show or Breakfast Show of Z100 in New York.
It is, of course, Elvis Duran.

Speaker 2 (29:15):
And he's about to give my age. Francis Curry, here
we go.

Speaker 13 (29:21):
So Elvis Duran was born in August 1964, and he
started on The Breakfast Show on Z100, or The Morning
Show on Z100, in April 1996. When you think of
the show, I think you think of a sense of entertainment,
a sense of fun, a big crew, and a sense
of pace. Underneath that, though, I think there's also plenty
of evidence of a level of professionalism in terms of
the Performances, the planning, the preparation that leaves many of

(29:44):
the shows wanting.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
Okay, pause there.

Speaker 4 (29:47):
First of all, professionalism.

Speaker 12 (29:51):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (29:52):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (29:52):
Preparation.

Speaker 2 (29:53):
Yeah, he says planning and preparation.

Speaker 8 (29:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (29:56):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
All right. No, listen, I love this guy. We need
for him to represent us and represent us and be
our agent.

Speaker 4 (30:04):
Yeah, seriously.

Speaker 2 (30:05):
Here we go. He actually breaks down what we do.
This is fascinating.

Speaker 13 (30:10):
And when you look at the clock for the first time,
I think most people are just shocked at exactly how
much talking there is. Now, bear in mind that this
is recorded off the Internet. So what you hear on
FM coming out of the radio may be very slightly different.
But basically, there are three speech blocks. The first one
runs about 20 minutes. The second one runs about 15 minutes.
And the third one runs six or seven minutes. And

(30:32):
what's interesting too is exactly how much content goes into
just one of those speech breaks. So here we can
have a look at what's in the first one. And
you can see that the first item, which I'm going
to play you in a couple of minutes, is called
Super Pooper Coffee. It runs three minutes.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
So I was talking about that coffee that makes me
go poo. Yeah, super poop coffee. He gave it this
talk break. It's called super pooper coffee and fiber supplements.

Speaker 13 (30:57):
Then there's a game, female porn star or Yankee candle scent.
That's the longest segment.

Speaker 2 (31:03):
If you play a game, you have to tell us
if it's a female porn star or a Yankee candle scent.
Thank you for bringing that in that day, Nate. You're welcome.
I love how he breaks down our show. What else
did we do that day? This is fascinating. What a show.
I would want to listen to this show. It sounds
like a trailer.

Speaker 13 (31:21):
This piece still only runs four minutes. And bear in mind,
there are six people contributing to that as they go
round the room.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
This is around the room, right?

Speaker 13 (31:28):
The third item is around the room, where all the
different characters on the show, Froggy, Scary, Danielle, Producer Sam, Gandhi, Straight,
Nate and Elvis, all talk about something from their weekend,
from their lives. And it's a great example of real
life as prep. We'll get into that in a moment.
Then there's a discussion about snow and the weather forecast
that runs 90 seconds. Then we have three things we

(31:50):
need to know, and the topics are coronavirus, Black History Month,
and male chastity belts and male chastity belt patterns.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
Damn it! Oh my God! Isn't it weird? He actually
breaks down this crap we do. This is fascinating.

Speaker 9 (32:08):
And when you hear it back, we sound ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
Our show's funny on paper.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
Okay, hold on.

Speaker 13 (32:16):
So the first segment I want to play you is
what opens the first speech break in the hour. Elvis
just makes it back from the toilet. And I think
what you hear is just a wonderful sense of fun
and enjoyment. Of course, some programme directors will be more
nervous than others about talking about bodily functions in the
morning show, in the breakfast show. But I think what
you hear is just a sense of spontaneous performance that

(32:38):
is just a joy to listen to.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
Hello? Is Elvis still in the party? No.

Speaker 4 (32:44):
He said he was trying to hold it, but he
just couldn't hold it.

Speaker 2 (32:50):
That was insane what just happened.

Speaker 17 (32:51):
Are we on?

Speaker 2 (32:52):
Yeah, we're live.

Speaker 4 (32:54):
Everything come out okay?

Speaker 2 (32:55):
Oh, my God. Why take the local when you can
take the express, honey?

Speaker 9 (32:59):
Oh, my God.

Speaker 4 (33:02):
It must be that new coffee you're drinking.

Speaker 8 (33:04):
It is.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
It triggered something in me. What's that stuff called? Super?
Super coffee. Oh, my God. It comes with a cake. No,
I mean, I got goosebumps.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (33:14):
I saw stars.

Speaker 8 (33:16):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (33:18):
Seriously, it was intense.

Speaker 3 (33:19):
I don't even like coffee and I want to try
this stuff out. I've got to order some more of
this stuff.

Speaker 2 (33:24):
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 14 (33:25):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (33:26):
Do you remember those pills that we used to order
like 15 years ago called Oh Wow? Oh yeah. And
the pills had all sorts of whatever and some cayenne
pepper in there. and it would wake your stomach up
and you would go to the bathroom and do crazy stuff, right?

Speaker 4 (33:41):
Yeah, that's exactly what you said.

Speaker 10 (33:43):
Oh, wow.

Speaker 2 (33:43):
Exactly. You'd be sitting there, you'd be, oh, wow.

Speaker 11 (33:45):
Oh, my God.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
I wonder if they still sell those. I was like, oh,
my God. Well, I just had an oh, well moment.
I don't want to get into details. It's really gross.
I'm sorry. This is very crass to get into this,
but the super coffee, super pooper coffee. Oh, wow. I'm
going to call it pooper coffee from now on.

Speaker 12 (34:02):
I also feel that that coffee doesn't go with certain
people's personalities. It may be great for you, but I
don't think I could have super coffee because I know
that I would be talking a thousand miles an hour
and I would.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
Be all jittery. It's like when you took those pills
back in the day. Healthy trim. He comes back and
talks about that.

Speaker 9 (34:21):
He comes back right after that part where Skiri's talking
and he says, now, it's hard to tell if they
had prepared this whole thing or if it.

Speaker 4 (34:28):
Was just an actual improv.

Speaker 9 (34:32):
And I'm like.

Speaker 2 (34:34):
Oh, no. I'm not kidding. He almost lost his job
because we could not deal with him. It was like
dealing with... It was like he was on crank. I'll just.

Speaker 4 (34:43):
Elvis told him he's not allowed to take them anymore.

Speaker 2 (34:46):
But they're a sponsor. I've got to take them. I said, no, no,
we'll lose the account.

Speaker 4 (34:49):
It's okay.

Speaker 2 (34:50):
I turned into a whole different person.

Speaker 9 (34:52):
Oh, he had moved.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
We were talking about how scary it was. It was awful.
He would come to his weight, lost pills, and he
turned into a monster. It's like adopting a cute kitty,
then all of a sudden the kitty turns bad and
starts climbing the curtains. That's what scary was doing. Oh,
here he comes.

Speaker 13 (35:07):
And one of the things about that segment is we
don't know if that actually happened as it happened or
whether it was prepared in advance, because the show just
excels at really thorough preparation, then really spontaneous performance.

Speaker 2 (35:18):
And that was a lovely... Oh, by the way, no,
that's really what happened.

Speaker 4 (35:21):
There was no preparation. Oh, my goodness.

Speaker 13 (35:25):
Example of that very spontaneous performance. So just to refer
you back to the clock, item three is round the room.
This is a daily feature where basically all the people
on the cast, and it's a large cast, will talk
about something. As you can see from the durations on
the right, you know, this is a well-controlled, well-managed bit.
And I think this is something that Elvis does particularly well,

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not just in terms of discipline on the show. But
also the show's casting itself is really good so that
everybody has a very distinctive personality. And as you'll hear,
the segments they do really amplify those different personalities. But
also they're well cast in terms of their voices. Everybody
has a very distinctive voice, which makes the show easier
to follow and navigate. Even though Elvis himself, I think,

(36:08):
has said on occasion that the show takes a while
to get to know. But once you do know it
and like it, then you're kind of part of the gang.
The other thing that Elvis does particularly well is he
uses people's names a lot to make sure that you
always know who's contributing, if it's not Elvis himself.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
I do.

Speaker 13 (36:26):
And I think this is something that a lot of
shows don't do particularly well, where you can have two presenters.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
I agree, Francis. Well, there you go. So this goes
on and on and on. I mean, I don't want
to bore anyone with this. That's so cool. But being
on this show, we could listen to this all day
because it's so fascinating to hear someone actually listen to
what we do every day and they have an opinion
about it.

Speaker 7 (36:44):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (36:45):
What have we learned?

Speaker 9 (36:46):
So much credit that we did not deserve. But that's
what we learned.

Speaker 4 (36:49):
We learned don't be prepared and you're going to get
lots of love and kudos.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
Here's the thing. And this is something that goes unsaid,
but we rarely prepare a lot on the show. We
know that. But the key to doing a show that's
that works with little preparation is you have to have
faith and trust in each other. You just you just do.
You'd have to know that we have how many wheels
on this truck. If one goes flat, we have the

(37:15):
other wheels to keep us going. And that's just kind
of what we do.

Speaker 5 (37:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
Yeah, Nate. I found that out when I guest hosted
for you. I realized that, hey, you have one idea
or five ideas going into a break, but then as
soon as the microphone goes on, something happens, Danielle says
something that's ridiculous, and then you just have to go
with it. If you don't go with it, you sound
like a moron. You know what I mean? If you
don't acknowledge what's happening around you. Yeah. you miss that opportunity.

(37:42):
It's true. Yeah. Froggy, you've been doing this since you
were a kid. This Francis Curry. I, who doesn't love
Francis Curry?

Speaker 9 (37:50):
He's our best friend.

Speaker 4 (37:51):
He's our new friend.

Speaker 3 (37:52):
Some of the best breaks we have is when like
something's going on and then scary is like, okay, 30 seconds.
And I was just like, oh crap, I don't have anything.

Speaker 2 (37:59):
Hold on. What are we going to do?

Speaker 3 (38:00):
And then when we start, it just goes off on
its own deal. And that's some of the best times
that we have. We don't sit around. I've worked on
shows where it's okay. When we start, you're going to
say this, and then I'm going to say this.

Speaker 11 (38:14):
Oh, my God.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
And how are you going to react?

Speaker 3 (38:15):
And I'm like, you guys, this was awful.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
I hated it. I could never work for a show
where they go, okay, you're going to say this, and
then you're going to respond like this. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
We used to have to write down what we were
going to say, and then I found out why we
were writing it down, because the guy that was the host, Kenny,
he was not that funny.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
So he would take other people's lines.

Speaker 8 (38:32):
Jesus.

Speaker 2 (38:34):
Oh, that's the worst. Please don't start. I actually knew
of a show where the male host, he hosted the show,
he had a female co-host. And he wanted to hear
laughs on every one of his jokes, even if they
weren't funny. So he had a button, a sound button,
that if she didn't laugh, he would just hit the
button and make her laugh.

Speaker 4 (38:51):
Oh, my God.

Speaker 2 (38:52):
We have that. We've got Danielle laughing. We should start
using it.

Speaker 4 (38:55):
I do remember about 15 or 16 years ago, one
of the old co-hosts of the ladies that were on
the show, she wasn't out in the clubs and doing whatever.
And I remember them sitting her down and saying... So
we want you to pretend you're out in the clubs
and that you're doing this. And she was like, there's
no way in hell I can do that. She's like,
that's just not me.

Speaker 2 (39:14):
We'll never do that. We can't do that. That's just
not what we can do. Yeah, Gandhi.

Speaker 9 (39:18):
I used to work for a show just like Froggy said,
where one of the guys on the show would tell
me a story and then he would ask my opinion
on that story. And then as soon as we hit
the air, he would say all of my opinions.

Speaker 2 (39:28):
I was like, wait, hold on.

Speaker 8 (39:30):
On.

Speaker 2 (39:30):
How nice.

Speaker 4 (39:31):
Oh, that's crude. That is so wrong.

Speaker 2 (39:33):
So Francis Curry, I'm going to listen to more of
this later. Francis Curry actually, he goes and continues to
dig deep on our show. He goes spelunking in the
Elvis Drain Morning Show cave. But I will find something interesting.
He broke down our Around the Room segment. Froggy, Talked
about his wife waking him up. That was one minute.
Scary did a tribute to workers in the blizzard. One minute.

(39:55):
Danielle talks about Amazon return credits. 45 seconds. Producer Sam
talks about the small things in relationships. One minute. Gandhi
created a jewelry line. One minute. Straight Nate talks about
life in a hotel. 30 seconds. And there you go.
He breaks down everything into seconds and moments. And it's
so wild. All right, enough of that.

Speaker 9 (40:14):
He even got into production, how we use production and
how it sounds good. And a lot of shows don't
use this type of production, but we do, and it's effective.
And it was fascinating. The whole thing was really interesting.

Speaker 2 (40:24):
Anyway, well, thank you to Francis Curry. We love you.
And let's go ahead and give Francis Curry all the credit.

Speaker 4 (40:30):
Yes, thank you, Francis.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
Francis Curry, thank you for our show.

Speaker 9 (40:34):
And thank you, Tony, for tagging me in that, or
I never would have seen it. Thanks a lot.

Speaker 2 (40:37):
Excellent. I loved it.

Speaker 7 (40:39):
Elvis Duran.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
Clap if you think she should suffer.

Speaker 7 (40:42):
Elvis Duran and the Morning Show. This is Elvis Duran
and the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (40:53):
Oh, look, Abby is here. Hi, Abby.

Speaker 7 (40:55):
Hi, Abby.

Speaker 2 (40:56):
Abby's in charge of everything social. When you see anything
about us on social media, if you don't like it,
It's her fault.

Speaker 13 (41:02):
I know.

Speaker 9 (41:02):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (41:03):
What are you saying over here?

Speaker 12 (41:04):
Nothing.

Speaker 11 (41:05):
No, I was just yawning.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
You're talking. Okay, I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (41:08):
He's just yawning.

Speaker 2 (41:09):
Are we keeping you up? No, it's Abby. Abby Borson. Okay,
back to Abby. Yeah, God, sorry. So there's a reason
you're in here, and I'll explain that in a moment.
You don't know why you're here. So I walked in
this morning, and I went into my office. It's my
office with a door. The only one. The only one.
And there's a refrigerator I have that's my refrigerator. My refrigerator.

(41:29):
And it has a door as well. So I open
my refrigerator to put my protein shake in there. And
there's a bag of breakfast sandwiches on the bottom floor
of the refrigerator. So I'm like, oh, God, who's in
my office? I went to grab the bag to pull
it out. It was stuck to the refrigerator. It had leaked.

(41:52):
The breakfast sandwiches or whatever they were, were leaking into
my refrigerator and the bag was therefore stuck to the refrigerator.
So of course, Gandhi! Because I know you're the only
one here at that point. You're like, I didn't do it.
But you, of course, Gandhi started spewing out names of

(42:13):
who it could have been.

Speaker 9 (42:13):
Yeah, I saw Andrew do it and I saw Skiri
do it, both of them.

Speaker 2 (42:16):
But neither of them did it. It turns out Abby
put those in there.

Speaker 7 (42:21):
I did.

Speaker 19 (42:21):
I would love to explain myself.

Speaker 2 (42:23):
Wow, Abby.

Speaker 19 (42:26):
In my defense, Nate is the one who told me
to put it in your refrigerator.

Speaker 8 (42:30):
Yay!

Speaker 2 (42:32):
I will tell you, my first.
My gut reaction immediately. And she'll tell you, Gandhi will
tell you, I knew it was Nate. Cause this is
something Nate would do. Nate, Nate leaves messes everywhere all
the time.

Speaker 19 (42:49):
Well, it's my fault because I forgot that they were
in there and I could have, I could have definitely
removed those, but it was really out of sight.

Speaker 2 (42:56):
Well, the problem started, no offense. I love you, Nate.
The problem, problem started when you told her to put
them in there.

Speaker 8 (43:00):
No, no, no.

Speaker 2 (43:01):
It's my refrigerator. I don't want anyone stuffing my refrigerator.
It's my refrigerator. I've worked long and hard. I earned
my own refrigerator.

Speaker 8 (43:07):
So what?

Speaker 2 (43:08):
What are we supposed to do? Scotty B has a refrigerator.

Speaker 9 (43:10):
We have a fridge right here.

Speaker 2 (43:11):
We have a fridge right here.

Speaker 4 (43:12):
And there's a fridge in the main kitchen, too.

Speaker 2 (43:14):
But yours is secure. We know nobody's going to go
in there. The rest of these are, you know, getting
treated like the town pump. You know, everybody's getting a turnout.
So I know. That yours will not be sullied because
people are scared of you. Okay, well, how long were
we planning on keeping these sandwiches? Well, that was three
weeks ago. I think we meant to.

Speaker 19 (43:33):
It was really more of like a weekend.

Speaker 5 (43:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 19 (43:36):
And then I forgot. So that's my bad.

Speaker 2 (43:38):
And everyone, do not use my refrigerator. And I know
I sound like a total a-hole here. I know I am.
But I don't care. It's my refrigerator. No, that's fair.
It's that for a reason. So if you had to
divvy up blame... So it's like, what, 90% Abby, 10% me?
Hell no. No, no. I love Abby, and I love you.
I'm not going to sit here and yell at you.
I'm just saying, attentione, everybody, don't go into my office

(44:02):
and put stuff in my refrigerator. That's all I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (44:04):
And don't use his microwave either.

Speaker 2 (44:06):
You know what happened.

Speaker 4 (44:07):
Oh, don't do that.

Speaker 7 (44:08):
I think it's 75-25.

Speaker 6 (44:09):
Nate, 75.

Speaker 8 (44:09):
Abby, 25.

Speaker 4 (44:09):
I'm not playing.

Speaker 6 (44:10):
No, I'm not.

Speaker 2 (44:14):
This is not that game for me. It's easier to
blame Nate than Abby.

Speaker 4 (44:17):
You remember when they used your microwave? I didn't know
somebody could toss a microwave that way. I learned things.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
Abby, I had a little anger management problem that day
because I was tired. So my office, this was in
the Jersey City studios. Beautiful, overlooking the city, gorgeous. I
had my own office, my office, with my own refrigerator
and my own microwave, okay?

Speaker 8 (44:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (44:39):
They had another microwave in the bullpen where everyone works,
which is directly across the hall. So there's my door,
a hallway, and then you walk into the bullpen where
a microwave was present.

Speaker 4 (44:49):
It was gross though.

Speaker 9 (44:49):
That microwave was gross.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
Doesn't matter. Not my problem. Not my microwave. Not my clowns.
Not my circus. So I come in one morning and
I go to warm something up in my microwave and
it looks like A murder scene happened. I mean, someone
had obviously, probably Italian, I'm thinking, warmed up last night's

(45:12):
sauce and pasta. And I flew to the moon and back.

Speaker 9 (45:18):
Who the hell?

Speaker 2 (45:22):
Was exploding their dinner in my microwave oven.

Speaker 4 (45:26):
Yeah, but tell him what you did then.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
He pulled the microwave. Okay, I took the microwave oven.
It's a big one. I threw it out my door.
It flew midair across the hallway into the bullpen and
hit the floor and shattered to pieces.

Speaker 9 (45:41):
I never knew that could even happen.

Speaker 4 (45:43):
I was like, what is happening?

Speaker 2 (45:44):
I threw an appliance.

Speaker 19 (45:45):
You should do that with the fridge.

Speaker 2 (45:51):
And I think it flew past people's heads. I mean,
it could have hurt someone.

Speaker 4 (45:53):
Did we ever find out who used it?

Speaker 2 (45:55):
Scary.

Speaker 8 (45:56):
Oh.

Speaker 12 (45:57):
I mean, listen, it was last night's lasagna and there
was a sauce and a cheese all over the place
in my bed.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
So I can hear him. No one's around. He's got
this plate of lasagna. So here he comes into my office. Well,
there's a microwave oven. I'll cook it in that one.

Speaker 7 (46:12):
Whoa.

Speaker 2 (46:14):
So he warms it up. It explodes. It explodes.

Speaker 19 (46:17):
You got to put a paper towel over stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
No, you don't put it in my microwave.

Speaker 7 (46:21):
So I have.

Speaker 12 (46:21):
A question then. Elvis, why are you handling this situation
so delicately? Because if it was anyone else, you would
have tore.

Speaker 2 (46:29):
Him a new a-hole by now. But is it because
it's Abby? I love Abby.

Speaker 4 (46:33):
That's so sweet.

Speaker 19 (46:34):
You can yell at me.

Speaker 2 (46:35):
No, I want to first start with Abby. I don't
want her to see how evil I can be.

Speaker 9 (46:37):
This is nonsensical.

Speaker 7 (46:39):
Initiate her.

Speaker 2 (46:41):
Bring her into the fold.

Speaker 9 (46:42):
Throw the fridge.

Speaker 4 (46:42):
Don't worry, Abby. This period will not.

Speaker 2 (46:45):
The honeymoon. Thank you.

Speaker 4 (46:46):
The honeymoon period will not last.

Speaker 2 (46:48):
She saw Miss Kareem one day. It was okay.

Speaker 4 (46:49):
It's a rite of passage.

Speaker 2 (46:51):
Okay, no.

Speaker 4 (46:51):
A rite of passage. Throw the fridge.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
Just don't put stuff in my refrigerator. I don't... I
think I... You know what? I rarely stand up for myself.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
What?

Speaker 2 (46:59):
Hold on.

Speaker 11 (46:59):
Hold on.

Speaker 2 (47:00):
Say that one more time. Usually I'll let people just
roll all over me. I'll let people take advantage of me.
Witness for the defense. Do you remember that time you
came in here and you blew your top? You said,
whose soup is this? It's moldy. There's stuff floating. It
was your soup. I didn't recognize it.

Speaker 6 (47:25):
It doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 (47:28):
It's my soup. It's my refrigerator. So there. I've earned
my own refrigerator. If you don't like it, tough titties.
I don't care. But I love you, Abby. I love you, too.
And I'm trying to be nicer.

Speaker 19 (47:41):
No, I'm so more than happy to clean out your refrigerator.

Speaker 2 (47:44):
No, no, no. You're good. And I think I'm handling
this very well, but I want it to be very good.

Speaker 4 (47:49):
You're doing very, very well.

Speaker 2 (47:50):
Thank you. Maturity. Maturity.

Speaker 10 (47:56):
Sick.

Speaker 2 (47:56):
Anyway. Anyway, I love you, Abby.

Speaker 7 (47:58):
Love you.

Speaker 2 (47:58):
All right. Carry on. Okay. Social media time.

Speaker 4 (48:02):
You know, Abby is not as innocent as we think, though.

Speaker 9 (48:05):
She's not. I'm telling you.

Speaker 4 (48:06):
She was so fast to throw Nate.

Speaker 2 (48:08):
Under the bus there. I know.

Speaker 19 (48:09):
Well, I'm supposed to take all the blame?

Speaker 5 (48:11):
Exactly.

Speaker 9 (48:13):
Nate told her to do it, and he, too, forgot
to take it out. Who's saying?

Speaker 2 (48:17):
All right. Well, there you go. Thank you, Abby.

Speaker 11 (48:18):
Oh, man.

Speaker 7 (48:20):
Elvis Duran.

Speaker 2 (48:22):
Who the f * * * makes these things?

Speaker 7 (48:25):
Why don't you have a piece of bread? Maybe you'll
calm down a little. And The Morning Show. Don't answer
the phone, Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 2 (48:38):
Oh, yeah, never too late for a back-to-school phone tap.
What's going on, Garrett?

Speaker 14 (48:42):
All right, well, Amanda wants to phone tap her mom. Now,
Amanda just recently moved into school, into her dorm room.
Her mom dropped her off, thought everything was A-OK. Well,
I'm going to start the call to Amanda's mom asking, hey,
when is she coming to school?

Speaker 2 (48:56):
You sure you want to do this? Yeah, and then
Amanda's going to take over. All right, let's listen in
to today's phone tap.

Speaker 10 (48:59):
Hello?

Speaker 2 (49:00):
Hi, I'm looking for Amanda, please.

Speaker 1 (49:04):
Amanda's not here. She's at school.

Speaker 2 (49:06):
Well, my name is Adam Levine. I am the R.A.
and I am. Hi.

Speaker 14 (49:12):
So I was just wondering if Amanda is going to
check into the dorm and school anytime in the next
few days or so, because classes are.

Speaker 2 (49:20):
About to begin.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
No, she already checked in.

Speaker 14 (49:24):
Well, no, she hasn't, ma'am. We have her roommates checked in.
Her side of the room is like a ghost town.
There's still the cot. There's still the desk. There's nothing
on the walls. It looks like, you know.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
Wait, Adam?

Speaker 2 (49:36):
Yes, yes.

Speaker 1 (49:37):
Okay, sit tight. I'm going to call my daughter. I'm
sure this is one big misunderstanding.

Speaker 2 (49:41):
Okay, I hope so.

Speaker 1 (49:42):
So please don't proceed with anything, all right?

Speaker 14 (49:44):
Okay, I hope so. Just let me know because we
have a few people that are looking for.

Speaker 2 (49:48):
A place to... No, don't do that. Okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
Okay, don't do that, please, all right? I'm going to
talk to her and clear this up.

Speaker 2 (49:53):
I will talk to you in a little bit then, ma'am.

Speaker 1 (49:55):
Thank you.

Speaker 10 (49:55):
All right. Oh, my God. You guys totally got her.
I'm kind of scared because she... Hold on, hold on.
That's her calling in.

Speaker 7 (50:04):
All right.

Speaker 14 (50:04):
Let the call go through, and then we'll call her
back and just act like you have no idea what's
going on.

Speaker 2 (50:09):
All right?

Speaker 1 (50:09):
Okay. Hello?

Speaker 10 (50:12):
Hey, Mom.

Speaker 1 (50:14):
Amanda, where are you?

Speaker 10 (50:16):
I'm at school, Mom.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
Amanda, where are you? Now, tell me the truth.

Speaker 10 (50:23):
I am telling you the truth. I'm at school.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
You're at school? Tell me where you are. Where are
you standing right now?

Speaker 10 (50:28):
Where am I standing? What are you talking about, Mom?

Speaker 1 (50:30):
What are you talking about? Where are you? Now tell
me the truth.

Speaker 10 (50:34):
I'm just, I was just getting some textbooks, Mom.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
Stop lying to me. Where are you?

Speaker 10 (50:38):
I just told you, Mom.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
Amanda! The school just called. You have not checked in.
You are not in your room.

Speaker 16 (50:47):
You have not signed up for your classes. You are
not getting a textbook. I don't know what you're talking about,
but you better tell me the truth right now. I.

Speaker 10 (50:58):
Oh, my God. I can't believe I'm doing this. I
don't want to go to college. It's just not for me.

Speaker 1 (51:02):
What?

Speaker 10 (51:03):
I can't do it.

Speaker 2 (51:04):
Amanda!

Speaker 16 (51:05):
I told you already!

Speaker 10 (51:06):
What? It's not that I'm not going to go to school.
I am going to go to school. It's just I'm
not going to go to that school.

Speaker 1 (51:12):
Wait, where do you think you're going to go?

Speaker 10 (51:14):
I want to be a chef. I enrolled in culinary school.
I'm going to be a chef. I'm going to culinary school.

Speaker 8 (51:20):
Amanda, you better be kidding me right now because I
am about to have a heart attack.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
What are you saying?

Speaker 10 (51:27):
I'm not kidding you. I want to be a chef.
I want to be the next Tiara, Mom.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 10 (51:32):
No.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
Amanda, no.

Speaker 10 (51:35):
What are you.

Speaker 1 (51:36):
talking about? I just, I.

Speaker 5 (51:41):
Talk to me.

Speaker 1 (51:42):
I paid for this already. Where do you think you're
going to get the money to go to culinary school?

Speaker 10 (51:47):
It just worked out. That's what I want to do.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
It worked out? What are you talking about it worked out?

Speaker 5 (51:52):
You have no money.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
You've never worked a day in your life. What are
you talking about? I've worked my entire life to pay
for you to go to school.

Speaker 10 (52:00):
I want to make eggplant parmesan and angel hair. And
these are the things I dream of.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
Amanda, you are a terrible cook.

Speaker 10 (52:07):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (52:08):
You are not going to go to culinary school.

Speaker 5 (52:10):
You're going to get.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
Kicked out.

Speaker 10 (52:12):
What are you talking about, Mom? I'm a great cook.
I've been cooking for two years.

Speaker 1 (52:15):
I know you've been cooking for two years.

Speaker 16 (52:18):
And God help me, last Thanksgiving when you made stuffing,
you gave Grandma diarrhea.

Speaker 1 (52:23):
Grandma's old.

Speaker 10 (52:24):
She probably has poor bowel circulation. I didn't give her
any diarrhea.

Speaker 1 (52:27):
No, it was the stuffing.

Speaker 10 (52:28):
I don't believe you.

Speaker 16 (52:29):
What do you mean you don't believe me?

Speaker 7 (52:31):
I don't believe you.

Speaker 1 (52:31):
Call anybody else.

Speaker 17 (52:32):
In the family.

Speaker 10 (52:33):
Every time I make it. It's wonderful, honey.

Speaker 1 (52:36):
I know.

Speaker 5 (52:37):
You know what I've been doing?

Speaker 10 (52:38):
How come you don't say anything?

Speaker 1 (52:39):
I've been being kind. You are not going to be
a chef. I'm coming to get you. Where are you?

Speaker 10 (52:45):
I told you where I am. I'm going to class
for culinary school.

Speaker 5 (52:48):
I know you told me where you are, but where
are you? What culinary school would take you?

Speaker 2 (52:55):
Judith. Judith. Who is this?

Speaker 14 (52:58):
My name is Garrett from Elvis Duran and the Morning Show,
and you just got phone tapped by your daughter.

Speaker 10 (53:03):
We got you on.

Speaker 1 (53:04):
On the radio? Mm-hmm. Oh, my God.

Speaker 7 (53:08):
The Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 15 (53:11):
This phone tap was pre-recorded with permission granted by all participants.

Speaker 7 (53:15):
The Elvis Duran phone tap, only on Elvis Duran and
the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (53:21):
Do you know where we should all go? Where?

Speaker 11 (53:24):
Where?

Speaker 2 (53:26):
Around the Room!

Speaker 6 (53:29):
Jeez.

Speaker 2 (53:31):
God. It's like you were born yesterday. Hello, Around the
Room is where we love to go. My favorite part
of the show. And we have a special guest, Scotty B,
who's always on Around the Room, so he's not even
a special guest anymore, but anyway. He is special. Gonda,
let's start with you. What's on your mind today?

Speaker 9 (53:46):
All right, so I know we always talk about AI
and this march toward AI and how it's inevitable, and
I say, I don't think it is. Some people just
need to step up and say enough is enough. Well,
it looks like Sweden is doing that, and I love
them for it. They're trying to get rid of all
electronic everything when it comes to kids and learning in
the classroom because not only is it, as we know,
terrible for the environment and the way society is moving,

(54:07):
but it's really bad for kids in general to always
be on a tablet, doing things on a computer. So
they have passed legislation to now get actual books back
into the classroom, go outside and play, put their hands
on building blocks and go back to the way that
things used to be because it was healthier for your brain.
And I love it. And it gives me hope. So
I wanted to give you guys some hope today, too.

Speaker 2 (54:27):
So you said that Sweden doing that?

Speaker 9 (54:28):
Sweden is doing it, yeah.

Speaker 2 (54:30):
I'm moving to Sweden. Sweden is typically at the forefront
of many, many, many things going on in society and whatever.
But you know what? As you told that story, I
wonder how many people listening, no offense to you people,
how many people listening to that story are going, oh,
that's awful. I'd rather have the technology in my kids' hands.
I want them to have access to that. Yikes. I mean, stop. Stop.

Speaker 4 (54:54):
And that's all it is in schools now. Everything's on
the tablet or the iPad. I mean, the computer, everything.

Speaker 13 (55:00):
Everything.

Speaker 9 (55:01):
It's so bad for your brain to actually be able
to retain information staring at screens all the time and
fast-form learning. But it's also really bad for your eyes.
And they're saying there's such an increase in kids with
glasses now that everybody's on a screen all the time.

Speaker 2 (55:14):
There you go. Touch grass, not Google Glass. Yes.

Speaker 6 (55:17):
Look at you.

Speaker 7 (55:18):
Oh, my God.

Speaker 2 (55:20):
Thank you. I must be Swedish because I'm very innovative. Scary.
What's up with you today?

Speaker 12 (55:25):
Careful what you wish for. For 20 years, I lived
in a one-bedroom apartment.

Speaker 2 (55:31):
And I was like, you know what?

Speaker 12 (55:32):
I wish I had a second bedroom. I wish I
had a second bedroom. Well, I finally moved into a
new place where I have a second bedroom.

Speaker 8 (55:39):
Well.

Speaker 12 (55:40):
I can't begin to tell you that once the word
got out, I have a parade of friends that want
to come to town and crash in the second bedroom.
So I've tried to angle it more like it's really
a studio office with like a couch that turns into
a bed.

Speaker 2 (55:54):
You don't want to stay here. Oh, yes, we do.

Speaker 12 (55:56):
So I don't know how to how to like ward
off all the unwanted guests.

Speaker 2 (56:01):
Stop telling people your couch. Folds out to be a bed.
That would be a good first step.

Speaker 9 (56:07):
Once the word got out, Skiri, you've been telling everybody
into a microphone for months.

Speaker 2 (56:11):
You put the word out there, megaphone, Skiri. And one
friend is really just overstepping the boundaries. He's now stayed
with me three times. And I'm like, dude. And he's
already planning a fourth.

Speaker 12 (56:23):
He's trying to reserve his space for two months.

Speaker 2 (56:25):
I'm like, I'm not Airbnb. Is that tall Darren?

Speaker 8 (56:28):
Yes. Yes.

Speaker 2 (56:29):
Okay, first of all, he can't fit on the couch
because he's tall. I mean, the only bed that can
fit him is in the Lincoln bedroom at the White House.
I mean, he needs a big bed. Tell them to
go stay in hotels. Let me tell you, I would
rather stay in a hotel than stay at anyone's house,
wouldn't you? I mean, it's like, I don't want to.

Speaker 4 (56:47):
It depends on whose house it is. Yeah, it depends
on whose house.

Speaker 12 (56:50):
And he finds out, oh, but wait a second, you
have a bathroom en suite, which means you don't even
have to open up the door and you can go
right into the bathroom and you don't have to, so
like he can live there in like a little mini apartment.

Speaker 2 (57:02):
And so I mean, he's like, oh, this is too convenient.
I don't want to spend money on this. Mary, Mary, Mary,
get a hold of yourself. I mean, Gandhi was to
the point. The word's out because you put the word out.
Just stop talking about it. You shouldn't even be talking
about it right now. Paul Darin's listening to this going, oh, God,
that's right. I got to get a bunch of scanners.

Speaker 9 (57:19):
I feel like it's sort of the humble brag because,
you know, around these areas, a two-bedroom apartment is like, ooh,
you got a two-bedroom apartment. He's like, and oh, my God,
it's so hard because I have an en suite. It's ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (57:31):
And you know what that means. Somebody's making a lot
of money. But honestly, do you know what that means?
They don't have to leave the bedroom to go to
the bathroom.

Speaker 9 (57:37):
I don't know why everyone wants to come to my place.

Speaker 2 (57:39):
You're out of your mind. Hey, Straight Nate, what's up
with you? Do you remember your driving test, the in-person
part where the guy was sitting next to your other girl?
What was the worst part for you? Parallel parking. Thank you.

Speaker 4 (57:53):
Always parallel parking.

Speaker 2 (57:54):
I wish I could go back to my 15 and
a half year old self and say, you're going to
be so good at this one day because I am
an ace. I don't use that camera. Really? On the
streets of New York, I will look at a spot,
even if I only have three inches to spare, I'm like,
no problem, baby. I throw my arm behind that seat
and I just crank it back there. I am top 10.

(58:17):
Parallel parkers in New York City. Wow, Nate. Good for you.
I've never known anyone who could do that. I mean,
so you get like, oh, park there? No problem. Zoom, zoom, zoom,
and you're in.

Speaker 8 (58:28):
Boom.

Speaker 2 (58:29):
You know, it's the back in and straighten out.

Speaker 8 (58:31):
Boom.

Speaker 2 (58:32):
I don't do any of that back and forth crap.
None of it. Use my mirrors. I'm ready. I am
so good at it. If ever I do a perfect
parallel parking situation, it's by accident. Sometimes I'll get in
there like, look at that. I aced that and you
open the passenger door and you're 10 feet from the curb.
I'm like, oh, crap. Congratulations to you. If you ever

(58:54):
want to be a jerk, you see somebody that's trying
to parallel park. Do this. Just stand there and watch them.
That's rude.

Speaker 9 (59:02):
Why would you do that?

Speaker 2 (59:04):
That is something you would do.

Speaker 5 (59:05):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (59:06):
I hate you. All right, Froggy, what's up with you today?

Speaker 3 (59:09):
You know, you hear so many people say, oh, I'm
worried about the youth of today and tomorrow's future is
bad because kids are terrible and this, that, and the other.
So yesterday I was driving through a residential neighborhood and
this car, I saw there was something in the road
kind of ahead of us.

Speaker 2 (59:23):
There was a car in front of me. Car stopped.

Speaker 3 (59:25):
Three young guys got out of the car and they
helped this massive turtle.

Speaker 2 (59:29):
They picked him up.

Speaker 3 (59:30):
Off the road and walked him over back to the
pond and dropped him into the grass and placed him.
And he went back into the pond, got back in
the car. I pulled up next to them at the
next night and I said, you know what? I'm proud
of you guys, man. That was super cool. You guys
did that. They said, Hey man, we're just trying to
get him back to safety. We didn't want him to
get hit. I'm like, that's awesome. Instead of just driving
around him or even driving over him, which some people

(59:50):
would do, they stopped and took the time. I was
proud of these kids.

Speaker 2 (59:54):
So it was cool to see.

Speaker 4 (59:55):
That's awesome.

Speaker 9 (59:56):
What if that turtle was trying to get to another
place and they took him back to his starting point?

Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
Well, he was about to get in my car, Gandhi.
He would have died. He would not go to any place, Gandhi.

Speaker 9 (01:00:05):
Okay, just check in.

Speaker 3 (01:00:06):
So as that one guy, you said, Elvis, catch him
doing something right. I did yesterday. And so that's why
I wanted to point that out.

Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
Except for Gandhi. Well, that turtle had a plan. to
get mowed over by a car.

Speaker 9 (01:00:19):
They move so slowly and he made his way up
the hill out of the pond halfway across the road
and these kids are like, oh, don't worry, we'll help.
And this turtle's like, you mother.

Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
I'm sure he tried again. Hey, Danielle, what's up?

Speaker 4 (01:00:35):
So, Stephanie here, who works on the podcast department... She
had a Neato in her hand the other day. And
that's the, you know, the squishy thing that all the
kids have been playing with. You have to be careful
if you leave it in the car. It could burn you.

Speaker 2 (01:00:49):
So don't do that.

Speaker 4 (01:00:50):
And I went over and I touched it. And I
was like, oh, I think I might need one of these.
So what did I do? I found the kiosk in
the mall that was actually selling real ones. And I
bought a $ 15 Neato that.

Speaker 2 (01:01:06):
Smells like Dr.

Speaker 4 (01:01:07):
Pepper, by the way. But let me tell you something.
I am so addicted to squeezing this thing. I just
handed it to Andrew and he's like, oh, I might
need to get one of these. It's lovely because it's
the real one. It does not smell like chemicals. And
it is just the coolest feeling in between your fingers.
I totally understand why kids are obsessed with this dumb toy.

Speaker 7 (01:01:28):
It's awesome.

Speaker 4 (01:01:29):
I love my Neato.

Speaker 12 (01:01:30):
I thought she was playing with a breast implant all
this time.

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
You can make it look like one, though.

Speaker 8 (01:01:36):
Look.

Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
Danielle, don't get mad. Don't be upset. You are the
queen of tchotchkes. You know what? One day, hundreds of
years from now, when they have to clean out your house...
You have more things.

Speaker 10 (01:01:50):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
More things.

Speaker 4 (01:01:52):
I think you think I have more things than I do.

Speaker 2 (01:01:54):
I feel bad for your kids. No, you do. Every
day you come in here, you talk about the new
thing you just got from Disney.

Speaker 4 (01:02:01):
My little neato does not take up much room.

Speaker 12 (01:02:04):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:02:04):
I'm selling my mom now. I'll get you. All right,
our special guest as we go around the room, Scotty B.,
what's up with you today?

Speaker 15 (01:02:11):
You know, not long ago at the airport, I realized
that the adult version of the board game operation is
in the bathroom. Um, it's the, the Dyson hand dryer,
you know, the one where you stick your hand straight down. So,
but it blows it. So you gotta, you gotta keep
it right in the middle. Cause if it touches the side,
I gotta wash my hands again.

Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
Why do you have to wash your hands again? Because
of the shardicles. You can't touch it.

Speaker 15 (01:02:38):
It's so narrow, you can just put your hands in
and when it starts blowing, it's like, I can't touch
the side.

Speaker 2 (01:02:43):
You know what they should do? They should actually have
a guy's head with a red light bulb nose. So
every time you do touch the shardicles on the edge
of the Dyson hand dryer, it'll go, wash.

Speaker 15 (01:02:53):
Again, wash again, wash again.

Speaker 2 (01:02:55):
I just want paper towels.

Speaker 9 (01:02:57):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:02:59):
The wacky world of Scotty B. Anyway, thanks for participating.
All right, are we all done? Are we all good?

Speaker 8 (01:03:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:03:05):
All right, there you go. Around the Room, successful.

Speaker 7 (01:03:09):
Behind the Magic, the official Disney on Broadway podcast hosted
by Danielle.

Speaker 4 (01:03:14):
So let's talk about the magic carpet.

Speaker 7 (01:03:17):
Open your free iHeartRadio app, search for Behind the Magic,
and listen today. Elvis Duran and the Morning Show. This
is Elvis Duran and the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:03:29):
I hate to bitch and moan. Uh-oh. You know, Scary
got hit up, too. Our friends who are selling things
for their kids, fundraisers.

Speaker 13 (01:03:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:03:41):
I don't even know why we're buying these things. They're
sending their kids to see the pyramids in Egypt or something.
I don't know what they're doing. I don't know what
they're doing.

Speaker 9 (01:03:48):
It's that time of year.

Speaker 2 (01:03:50):
We're sending our kids off to water skiing class. Okay,
let me pay for that. A lot of dance competitions, Elvis.
Look at this. Can you talk about this popcorn that
you're eating that you spent, what, $ 70, $ 100 on a
little bag of popcorn?

Speaker 12 (01:04:03):
Well, I'm now reminded I donated to Scotty B's kid
for this popcorn and my friend Jason's kid.

Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
It's called Doing... It's called Double Good. And basically, it's
like a mix.

Speaker 8 (01:04:13):
Of course.

Speaker 2 (01:04:14):
Oh, yeah. They call it Doing Double Good because it
sucks you in.

Speaker 8 (01:04:17):
Right.

Speaker 12 (01:04:18):
And half the proceeds go to the popcorn company, who
are the real winners in this. And the other half go,
I guess, for the kids' donation. But the problem is,
my friend drops it, like Scotty B. They drop it
in the group chat with a link and said.

Speaker 2 (01:04:31):
Could you donate?

Speaker 12 (01:04:32):
And then one or two of the guys sign on
and they're like, yeah, I'll donate.

Speaker 2 (01:04:36):
I'll donate. And if I'm silent... They all jump on me.
They're like, Skiri, you? What about you? All right, I'll
tell you what. All right, hold on. Let's get into this.

Speaker 4 (01:04:43):
I got no kids.

Speaker 2 (01:04:45):
Hey, I'll be the first to admit that Double Good
Popcorn that you're selling for your kids' fundraisers, it's really
great popcorn. It's pretty damn good.

Speaker 4 (01:04:54):
We're eating it right now.

Speaker 2 (01:04:56):
It's very good. Well, you know, each kernel costs $ 5, basically.

Speaker 7 (01:04:59):
That is true.

Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
So Double Good Popcorn, just one of the many things
that parents are selling to for their kids, for their fundraisers,
you know, fundraisers for band camp or for trips or for,
you know, whatever. And it's all good stuff. And I'm
not complaining or bitching about the fact that, you know,
they need to raise money to send kids to do
these great things that provide fantastic enrichment for the kids, whatever.

(01:05:23):
But after a while, especially when you're scary and all
your friends have kids. And of course he has no kids.
He doesn't even have, have a plant. Exactly.

Speaker 5 (01:05:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:05:32):
So he gets all these requests from his friends saying,
I need $ 100 for this bag of popcorn. I need
$ 80 for these cookies or for these candy bars. It
adds up. And after a while, you're like, no. So
your friends recently put you on a group chat, right?
Asking everyone in the group chat to provide money for
this popcorn sale, right?

Speaker 12 (01:05:51):
And I tried to stay silent and wait. And then
after two or three guys jumped in, everyone's like, where's Scary?
He's always first to respond to things. Oh, we're asking
for money.

Speaker 6 (01:06:00):
Ha, ha, ha.

Speaker 2 (01:06:01):
So I'm like, okay, you got it. Here we go.
Let me hand you my money.

Speaker 12 (01:06:05):
And I bought like a whole, I got the value
pack of the variety of this double good stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:06:10):
$ 100. Basically strong-armed you into doing it.

Speaker 12 (01:06:13):
Yeah, which is fine because I always give to my friends'
kids all the time.

Speaker 7 (01:06:16):
But.

Speaker 2 (01:06:17):
I have no use for it. I live alone.

Speaker 12 (01:06:19):
So I wind up spending $ 100, and then I get
the popcorn, and I just bring it into the radio
station for everybody else to eat.

Speaker 2 (01:06:25):
Nate seems to be enjoying the popcorn that you bought
for your friends.

Speaker 4 (01:06:28):
It's very good.

Speaker 2 (01:06:29):
I'm glad you dropped $ 100 so I could have a snack.

Speaker 5 (01:06:31):
$ 3.

Speaker 8 (01:06:31):
99.

Speaker 2 (01:06:31):
Danielle, is it good, Danielle?

Speaker 8 (01:06:33):
It's delicious.

Speaker 9 (01:06:34):
I'm loving the cheddar.

Speaker 2 (01:06:35):
It's so good. It's delicious. All right, so go to
line 19. Let's start to Kelly. What are your thoughts?
Are you in?

Speaker 11 (01:06:43):
Are you out?

Speaker 1 (01:06:45):
I always support it.

Speaker 18 (01:06:47):
My nephew does this every year, but I hate the
popcorn fundraiser. It's so expensive, and you get these tiny
little snack bags that only last... They're only for one person.
They're so good. Yeah, that's my problem.

Speaker 4 (01:07:03):
If the bags were bigger... $ 60 for three bags of
popcorn that look like, you know, like you said, the
snack bag.

Speaker 7 (01:07:10):
That's a rip. That's ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (01:07:12):
It's 2.73 ounces. But what they do is they justify
it by saying, well, it's for the kids. Keep in mind, well, no,
it's also for the popcorn company that's selling it. But
you are a parent, right? You have three kids and
they're involved in all sorts of sports. So I know
you have to do your fair share of fundraising as well.
Do you get embarrassed? I mean, how do you feel
when you have to put that out there? Because if
you don't participate and the other moms find out that

(01:07:35):
you're not doing your, your job, then you, you feel
a little guilty, right?

Speaker 18 (01:07:40):
I do, but I, you know, I just put it
out there. I usually put it on social media and
if you want it, you want it. If you don't,
it's fine. But then I'll always support their kids. So
that's where, you know, that things are scary. Like you
don't have, you know, you're not getting it back. You're
just supporting everybody else.

Speaker 2 (01:08:03):
I'm Al Bundy just handing out the money. Next.

Speaker 4 (01:08:05):
What kind of a fundraiser can we have for Scary?
For his breakfast.

Speaker 2 (01:08:13):
Scary gets free breakfast all the time. Wait a minute.
Go back to something else. Kelly, let's think about one
of your kids and they play hockey. Give me a
sport they raise money for.

Speaker 18 (01:08:25):
Baseball and basketball.

Speaker 2 (01:08:27):
Okay, baseball. One of your kids is playing baseball. You
need to raise money for whatever. Now, if you sell, like, popcorn,
they only get a percentage of the sales, right?

Speaker 7 (01:08:37):
Right.

Speaker 11 (01:08:38):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:08:39):
Like, what, 50%, I guess? Let's just say it's 50%.
Usually with the popcorn.

Speaker 18 (01:08:43):
I've never done that one.

Speaker 8 (01:08:44):
I do.

Speaker 18 (01:08:45):
We always do like a cooler of cheer is a
good one.

Speaker 11 (01:08:49):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:08:49):
It doesn't matter what it is.

Speaker 11 (01:08:50):
Super Bowl pool.

Speaker 2 (01:08:51):
I'm just wondering what percentage of the money coming in
from your friends goes to the actual baseball team?

Speaker 18 (01:08:59):
Well, if it's something like... the cooler, it's 100%. We
buy the cooler. Every family donates a bottle of alcohol,
and then it's 100% to the team.

Speaker 2 (01:09:09):
Whatever your kid sells, you get it. I'm going to
focus in on specifically these companies that are, they will
take some of the proceeds to pay for the product
and they make money too, right? My question is, wouldn't
it be better if we just rounded up or rounded
out and I just gave you a donation rather than

(01:09:30):
having to buy the popcorn? And, you know, I mean,
can I just do that? Isn't that more lucrative?

Speaker 7 (01:09:35):
I just say that.

Speaker 11 (01:09:35):
That would be better.

Speaker 4 (01:09:37):
I just did that for somebody's fundraiser. I think it
was for Scottie B. 's daughter. You could buy whatever
it was they were selling, or they said if you
just donated the money, they would get more of the
money for.

Speaker 2 (01:09:48):
I'd rather do that.

Speaker 4 (01:09:48):
So that's what I did instead.

Speaker 2 (01:09:50):
I mean, Nate will be pissed off because he doesn't
get free popcorn. Yeah, I think I just paid $ 4 worth. Yeah, Scotty, what?
The popcorn is 50%. I'm looking at the website right now. Okay,
so when you do this popcorn, in this situation, they
get 50% off of 50% and then the team gets 50%. Correct.

Speaker 15 (01:10:06):
Do you know what I've sold you guys in the
last two years? You got wrapping paper, popcorn, cookie dough,
discount cards for a town you don't live in, and
I think you own a softball field by my house.

Speaker 2 (01:10:16):
Kelly, Kelly, I bought a softball field.

Speaker 1 (01:10:19):
Oh, that's great.

Speaker 7 (01:10:20):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (01:10:21):
I told them I'm done, though.

Speaker 17 (01:10:22):
No more.

Speaker 2 (01:10:23):
I'm not doing it anymore. Yeah, well, I'm not doing
it anymore either, and don't get mad at me. I'm
not buying anymore anything. But I will donate money, though, Kelly,
so I'm not that awful of a guy. Thank you
for listening to us, Kelly, and all the best. Thank you.
I have another Kelly, 918. She hates the fundraisers.

Speaker 11 (01:10:39):
Yeah. I hate it so much.

Speaker 2 (01:10:41):
Listen to that. So Kelly's sister-in-law has us buy these
T-shirts for the softball team. And it's a different, they
join teams every season. There's a new t-shirt every season, right?

Speaker 17 (01:10:54):
Well, yeah, but I thought that because it was a
travel team, she'd stay on it for a couple of years.
So now we've got this t-shirt for 25 bucks. Her team,
she doesn't even play for anymore.

Speaker 8 (01:11:02):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 16 (01:11:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (01:11:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:11:05):
What are you going to do? What are you going to.

Speaker 17 (01:11:07):
Do with that? And all that.

Speaker 11 (01:11:08):
Nothing.

Speaker 17 (01:11:09):
It just sits in my closet. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:11:11):
Yeah, you wash the car with it. Yeah. Okay. Well,
so what if you just donated money? Would your sister-in-law
have a problem with that?

Speaker 17 (01:11:19):
I don't think so. I think that would be a
way better option instead of just wasting all of the
shirts that I'm never going to use.

Speaker 12 (01:11:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:11:29):
Yep, I agree.

Speaker 11 (01:11:30):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:11:30):
All right, Kelly. Enjoy all those shirts. I'm sure you're
like five deep already and don't know what to do
with them. Donate them. There's someone out there that can
wear them. Thanks for listening to us, Kelly. So if
you're a parent, I kind of got to this earlier.
Is there pressure? Is there guilt? Is there a level
of guilt if you don't perform?

Speaker 4 (01:11:47):
I never did. If you guys remember, I think maybe
there was one time I ever sent you guys anything.
I never, ever bothered you guys to donate to my kids' stuff.
I just didn't.

Speaker 7 (01:11:57):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:11:58):
I think I felt guilty asking you all for money.

Speaker 15 (01:12:01):
The thing is the kids have lost the art of
selling stuff because the parents do everything. You just send
links out. Kids don't go door to door and sell
calendars anymore.

Speaker 4 (01:12:09):
Yeah, it's dangerous. You're not going to go door to
door anymore like you used to when we were kids.

Speaker 2 (01:12:13):
Well, depending on where you live.

Speaker 4 (01:12:14):
Well, yeah, true. But, you know, you just never know.

Speaker 2 (01:12:17):
Joanne, line 20. Remember when I went off on the
Girl Scouts? I mean, I went on a tirade.

Speaker 5 (01:12:22):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (01:12:22):
It was not good. Hello, Joanne.

Speaker 12 (01:12:24):
Try 19.

Speaker 2 (01:12:27):
Okay, try 19. Hello, Joanne.

Speaker 11 (01:12:31):
Good morning.

Speaker 5 (01:12:32):
How are you?

Speaker 10 (01:12:33):
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (01:12:33):
Oh, is this Joanne?

Speaker 11 (01:12:36):
This is.

Speaker 2 (01:12:37):
Okay, good. So you guys are selling something sort of
unique for the fundraiser. What are you selling?

Speaker 11 (01:12:44):
Yeah, so we live in Maryland, and we sell soft-shell crabs.

Speaker 8 (01:12:50):
Oh. Oh.

Speaker 4 (01:12:51):
That's different.

Speaker 2 (01:12:52):
All right. Okay.

Speaker 11 (01:12:53):
No, wait, wait, wait.

Speaker 2 (01:12:53):
Why is that different? Why is that different?

Speaker 7 (01:12:56):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:12:56):
Cause I've never heard anybody selling that.

Speaker 11 (01:13:01):
And we tried the double good. We did the, the
cooler raffle. We, we did like a fundraiser with honey
baked ham, but it's like you were saying, if we, the,
the studio puts up a certain amount, right. And we
buy the crabs wholesale because somebody knows the guy. So
for us, we just stand outside of the grocery store.

(01:13:22):
They let us do it. And we, We tell all
of our friends and family, like, you want to help
the girls? Come and buy the crabs, and it makes, like, $ 30, 000. Wow, okay,
that's good.

Speaker 2 (01:13:32):
Okay. All right, but look at... See, now we are
part of the problem here. We're like, oh, popcorn, schmopcorn. Oh,
soft shell crap.

Speaker 4 (01:13:39):
But they also cut out the middleman and they do
it themselves, so it's going to cost us less money.
The company's not involved.

Speaker 2 (01:13:47):
They know a guy.

Speaker 12 (01:13:48):
You're not a shill for the company trying to boost
their profits.

Speaker 2 (01:13:52):
Because that's all this is. You're just a salesperson for
the company. It's true. Okay, so now I'm in.

Speaker 11 (01:13:58):
I would....

Speaker 2 (01:14:00):
I would happily support your crab fundraiser. Are the crabs alive?

Speaker 1 (01:14:04):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:14:05):
Of course they're alive. They have to be alive. They're alive, right?
They're alive crabs. Don't bite dead crabs.

Speaker 7 (01:14:10):
They're alive.

Speaker 4 (01:14:11):
Oh, poor crabs.

Speaker 2 (01:14:12):
So wait, you're sitting there in front of a grocery
store with a big bucket of live crabs?

Speaker 10 (01:14:16):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (01:14:18):
It's a truck.

Speaker 11 (01:14:21):
Why are you laughing?

Speaker 2 (01:14:22):
Why are you laughing? Well, I think it's just, I've
never seen that. I mean, can I pick out my
individual crab? Is it by the crab or by the pig? Well,
they're soft shell. You usually buy more than one. You
buy like a dozen or a half dozen.

Speaker 11 (01:14:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:14:40):
Do you know anything about crabs? I really don't actually
know much about crabs. I know the one crab you
can eat the claw, right? No, you eat, soft shell,
you eat the whole thing. Go ahead. Say what you
wanted to say, Joanne.

Speaker 11 (01:14:56):
So when you come up, it's male or female, right?
And then you can buy dozens or an entire bushel.

Speaker 7 (01:15:03):
Okay, wait, I have a question.

Speaker 11 (01:15:03):
So there's different prices for each.

Speaker 4 (01:15:06):
Why male or female? Does one taste better than the other?

Speaker 11 (01:15:09):
So some people don't like to deal with the, like,
female parts. Because you have to take it out.

Speaker 2 (01:15:16):
I know I don't. I think, keep in mind, my
crab identifies as a he or a she. Got to
make sure that we're cool there. But you know what? See, look,
you're living in Maryland and crabs are a thing there.
It's like pizza in New York, right? I mean, that's

(01:15:36):
not unusual. I love that. See, I would happily, I
would happily... support your kids in whatever they're doing? Like
what do they do? What are they doing with this money?
They're going out on, are they getting like a trip
to like do the deadliest catch up there in the Bay?

Speaker 8 (01:15:54):
No.

Speaker 11 (01:15:55):
So it pays for their entire competition season. So I
don't have to do double good or, you know, car
washes or whatever. We do it one day in the
summer and, We bang it out, and that pays for
the entire studio for the year.

Speaker 10 (01:16:08):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:16:09):
See, Joanne, you got it right.

Speaker 11 (01:16:10):
All their costumes, their fees, right? Like, I don't have
time for that. I ain't got no time. So I
am going to sell all the crap.

Speaker 2 (01:16:18):
I love that. Now, here's what's really great. Very smart.
You're a smart, smart person, Joanne. You know your audience.
You're in Maryland. They eat crab, I mean, daily, basically.
You know your audience, and you cut out the middleman.
You do it in a smart way. Like, you know
a guy who sells soft-shell crabs. You got it all
figured out. See, we would happily... happily support you if

(01:16:40):
we were in Maryland so we're not I mean here
in New York we do bagels alright Joanne thank you
so much we appreciate it bagels yeah we sell bagels.

Speaker 4 (01:16:51):
Yeah I would stand outside a grocery store and sell
like bagels or pizza of course you would.

Speaker 2 (01:16:58):
It does know your audience alright I think we've come
upon hey we've come upon something smart Scotty Scotty from
now on you gotta sell Long Island stuff I could
definitely do bagels For sure. Bagels. Grandma pizza. That's big
out there. Absolutely. And corn.

Speaker 10 (01:17:14):
Pizza.

Speaker 2 (01:17:14):
Corn. That's it. What a great idea. Yes. Bags of corn.

Speaker 1 (01:17:19):
See?

Speaker 4 (01:17:20):
Elvis, you could get it from the stand for cheap,
and then we could resell it and make more money
for whatever it is we're making the money for.

Speaker 2 (01:17:26):
Exactly. In Miami, I'd stand up for and sell cafecito. Here,
have some.

Speaker 4 (01:17:30):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (01:17:31):
Have some caffeine. Let me wake you up.

Speaker 4 (01:17:33):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (01:17:34):
For the Girl Scouts of America.

Speaker 7 (01:17:35):
What's up, y'all?

Speaker 16 (01:17:36):
I'm Beyonce.

Speaker 7 (01:17:37):
Hi, this is Taylor Swift. Hi, it's Lady Gaga. Hey,
it's Doja Cat.

Speaker 9 (01:17:41):
You're listening to Elvis Duran and the Morning Show.

Speaker 7 (01:17:50):
This is Elvis Duran and the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:17:55):
Gandhi has been texting each and every one of us
independently asking, what song do you always turn off when
you hear.

Speaker 7 (01:18:03):
It on the radio?

Speaker 9 (01:18:05):
The immediate skip. And I would like you to know, Elvis,
just for you, I didn't send it to the group chat.
I individually texted everybody.

Speaker 2 (01:18:12):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:18:13):
You're welcome.

Speaker 2 (01:18:14):
You know, the only problem with just one-on-one texting, I
can't leave that chat.

Speaker 9 (01:18:19):
Nope, you can't.

Speaker 2 (01:18:21):
But it's like the old days when you're talking to
someone on the phone, you got mad at them, you
slam the phone down.

Speaker 8 (01:18:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:18:26):
If you're texting, you can't slam it. You can't slam
it down. That's why I wish you could push a button.
Elvis just left this text.

Speaker 8 (01:18:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:18:34):
Just to you. Block someone. Well, so are you getting
interesting answers about that question?

Speaker 8 (01:18:38):
I am.

Speaker 9 (01:18:39):
I think when I put this game together, people are
going to be outraged by other people's answers.

Speaker 4 (01:18:44):
If you put Barbie girl on, it's going to be
real pissed.

Speaker 2 (01:18:46):
Oh, that was my first choice.

Speaker 9 (01:18:47):
Brace yourself, Danielle.

Speaker 2 (01:18:49):
I'm not kidding. Do you want to tell Danielle what
I said?

Speaker 7 (01:18:53):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (01:18:54):
What did you say? Give her the question and the answer.

Speaker 9 (01:18:56):
Okay, I'm going to find the specific. I said, hello,
what's a song you hate and will always change the
station or skip when streaming? Elvis, any song that Danielle likes.

Speaker 4 (01:19:08):
You guys have bad taste in music. Not my fault.

Speaker 9 (01:19:15):
What's even funnier about this is Nate picked one of
your favorite songs and Froggy initially picked one of your
favorite songs as well.

Speaker 4 (01:19:22):
I'm sure they picked, but I'm sure Barbie Girl was
on there somewhere.

Speaker 2 (01:19:25):
I will tell you, Barbie Girl was my number one choice.
I will give you one that I don't know if
she likes it or not.

Speaker 8 (01:19:30):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:19:31):
You're Beautiful by James Blunt. Oh, okay.

Speaker 9 (01:19:34):
That's not on the list.

Speaker 4 (01:19:35):
You're beautiful.

Speaker 8 (01:19:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:19:38):
You're beautiful.

Speaker 2 (01:19:40):
It's true. Are you divulging these now or do you
want to hold on to these for a game or something?

Speaker 9 (01:19:45):
No, I'm going to put them together for a game.
But Danielle's struggling with hers.

Speaker 14 (01:19:48):
Oh, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:19:50):
I'll come up with another one then. So Danielle, she
knows there's a song she hates. She hates it so
much she can't remember what it is.

Speaker 4 (01:19:58):
I can't even hum it. So I know Scary is
so good at this. So I'm like, let me text Scary.
Maybe if I explain.

Speaker 2 (01:20:03):
It's not just Scary. We all know music. So go ahead.
Let us all try.

Speaker 4 (01:20:07):
This is the text I sent. Do you remember the
name of a song? It sounded like a club song,
but it was mostly instrumental and we played it a lot.
I can't remember if a DJ made it or not.
And I'm trying to think of this, because it's the
song I hate most and have to turn it off
when it comes on.

Speaker 2 (01:20:23):
Sandstorm by Darude.

Speaker 8 (01:20:25):
That's it?

Speaker 10 (01:20:25):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:20:26):
Oh, my gosh.

Speaker 7 (01:20:27):
100% that's it. No way. That's it.

Speaker 2 (01:20:30):
I hate it, too. And that was going to be
my guess, too. Danielle, well, I guessed it first. Wow.
So it's the song that goes da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Oh, this is it.
Let's play it. Let's see if Danielle turns it off.

Speaker 4 (01:20:45):
I hate this song.

Speaker 2 (01:20:46):
She's going to go pull the plug on the.

Speaker 4 (01:20:48):
Anytime it comes on, I'm like, change the station.

Speaker 2 (01:20:51):
I do, too. This is a classic.

Speaker 7 (01:20:54):
Are you kidding?

Speaker 10 (01:20:54):
This is awful.

Speaker 2 (01:20:55):
This is the 90s banger.

Speaker 4 (01:20:57):
Oh, honey.

Speaker 2 (01:20:58):
I will roll over to Light FM right now.

Speaker 4 (01:21:00):
Here we go.

Speaker 2 (01:21:01):
It's Morse code for kill me. Here it comes. Here
it comes.

Speaker 4 (01:21:04):
Here it comes.

Speaker 9 (01:21:09):
Oh, God.

Speaker 2 (01:21:11):
Dancing's awful.

Speaker 9 (01:21:12):
What is that, Dan?

Speaker 2 (01:21:14):
Scary and Nate dancing is the most funniest thing I've
ever seen in my life.

Speaker 9 (01:21:19):
Deanna, please save this footage.

Speaker 2 (01:21:20):
Oh, my God. Okay, sit down. Sit down. Stop dancing.
I start dancing like a gorilla when that comes out.
You're doing white man over white.

Speaker 9 (01:21:30):
Please don't insult gorillas like that.

Speaker 2 (01:21:32):
Oh, my God. Scary just cracked a glow stick. What
a banger, though.

Speaker 4 (01:21:37):
I can't believe it, you guys, that you did that
so quickly.

Speaker 9 (01:21:40):
I can't believe it. That's amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:21:42):
I was good. People are texting in. They love this song. Oh, boy. Okay,
a person. Just text it in. I don't think there's
any word in this. There's no lyric. There's no word
in it. Not one word.

Speaker 9 (01:21:58):
That's fine.

Speaker 2 (01:21:59):
Turn it off.

Speaker 6 (01:21:59):
Turn it off.

Speaker 5 (01:22:00):
Please, please.

Speaker 4 (01:22:00):
I feel like I'm always waiting for the lyrics to come.
Like I'm always waiting.

Speaker 2 (01:22:04):
For the song to really start. Daniel, who could put
a lyric to that?

Speaker 7 (01:22:08):
I know.

Speaker 3 (01:22:09):
I'm nobody.

Speaker 2 (01:22:09):
So if every little da-da-da-da-da was a word? Yeah. It's horrible.

Speaker 7 (01:22:16):
Exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:22:19):
And why did everybody play that? Like, why did the
radio stations play that when there.

Speaker 2 (01:22:23):
Was no words?

Speaker 7 (01:22:23):
We did.

Speaker 2 (01:22:23):
It was a banger.

Speaker 6 (01:22:24):
We did.

Speaker 2 (01:22:24):
We played it every hour.

Speaker 9 (01:22:26):
Ecstasy was big at that time.

Speaker 2 (01:22:28):
It was a banger. I like to bang my head
against a wall every.

Speaker 12 (01:22:32):
Time I heard it.

Speaker 3 (01:22:35):
We played that song, Do You Think You're Better Off
Alone by Alice DJ that has a total of 10 words.

Speaker 2 (01:22:39):
Oh, that's bad, too.

Speaker 9 (01:22:40):
Oh, I love that song.

Speaker 2 (01:22:41):
Put that on the list.

Speaker 3 (01:22:44):
It's got 10 words, and it's the same 10 words.

Speaker 2 (01:22:49):
Over and over again. All right, all right. Go away.
I have another one for you. What about this one
right here?

Speaker 9 (01:23:03):
What is this?

Speaker 2 (01:23:03):
Do It Again by Razor and Guido. It goes da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-whoop!
Wait till it kicks in.

Speaker 9 (01:23:09):
I kind of like this so far.

Speaker 2 (01:23:11):
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-do-whoop! Does it have a word in it? Just do
it again.

Speaker 13 (01:23:16):
That's it.

Speaker 2 (01:23:17):
Do it again. Is that cowbell?

Speaker 12 (01:23:19):
Cowbell.

Speaker 2 (01:23:20):
Here it comes. Build it up. Here we go. It goes.

Speaker 6 (01:23:28):
Are you ready?

Speaker 2 (01:23:29):
What is this nonsense? Oh, big time. You see, if
I was at Tomorrowland dancing to this on Ecstasy, it'd
be one thing.

Speaker 7 (01:23:39):
Exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:23:40):
Do it again.

Speaker 2 (01:23:41):
Scary, stop it. Scary, you're taking flight. Here we go.
Here we go. So how was your research? I mean,
was it easy to get these answers out of us?

Speaker 9 (01:23:56):
It was pretty easy. Some people had lots that they
wanted to give up, and some people were more difficult
getting an answer out of them. So, you know, we
got there eventually.

Speaker 5 (01:24:04):
Right.

Speaker 2 (01:24:05):
I remember when you asked me, I thought of one.
Then I'm like, oh, I can't think of any more.
And then they slowly started rolling through. And yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:24:13):
Your initial answer was anything Danielle likes.

Speaker 4 (01:24:16):
Yeah, that's not a very nice answer.

Speaker 2 (01:24:18):
Any song Danielle likes, I'd probably skip on the radio.

Speaker 4 (01:24:21):
Yeah, that's not nice.

Speaker 2 (01:24:23):
Or on my whatever. I'd stream a little forward. Like, boom,
next song. It's not nice. No, you do like a
few good songs. There's that one. I can't remember which
one that was that I liked.

Speaker 17 (01:24:37):
It's okay.

Speaker 2 (01:24:38):
We all have different tastes, and that's good. That's what
makes the world go round, right? See, if you ask
me what artist I don't like, hands down, Rod Stewart.

Speaker 10 (01:24:45):
Really?

Speaker 2 (01:24:46):
What? If I hear any song from Rod Stewart, I
immediately bounce. Is it because you.

Speaker 4 (01:24:50):
Don't like his music or you don't like his attitude?

Speaker 2 (01:24:54):
I'll tell you right now. So remember our friend Al Portello,
Al the limo driver?

Speaker 5 (01:24:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:24:59):
Years ago, Al had to pick up Rod Stewart to
take him somewhere. He says... Rod Stewart was the nastiest guy.
Just mean, nasty. And then for some reason, every time
I heard Rod Stewart after that, I was like, meh.

Speaker 9 (01:25:15):
Oh, wow.

Speaker 2 (01:25:16):
And now just his voice, I just don't like his music.

Speaker 13 (01:25:19):
Wow.

Speaker 9 (01:25:20):
Forever Young, that's a banger. What a bop.

Speaker 2 (01:25:23):
It's a great song, but I want to hear it
by someone else. A cover band. If a cover band
does it, I'll like it. Do you guys have an
artist that you just don't like to hear?

Speaker 9 (01:25:32):
Yeah, for sure. But I don't want to say mine
because it's on the list somewhere.

Speaker 2 (01:25:35):
Mine's controversial.

Speaker 4 (01:25:36):
Oh, what is yours?

Speaker 2 (01:25:37):
Bruce Springsteen.

Speaker 3 (01:25:38):
Oh, wow.

Speaker 13 (01:25:40):
See?

Speaker 2 (01:25:41):
No, see, a lot of people don't care for Bruce.
A lot of people love Bruce.

Speaker 4 (01:25:44):
I'm with you. I'm not a big Springsteen or a
Billy Joel fan.

Speaker 12 (01:25:48):
Hey, now!

Speaker 4 (01:25:49):
See, I'm like, I never got it. I never understood
the whole hype, and I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:25:53):
Like, eh.

Speaker 9 (01:25:54):
That's how I felt about Prince. Like, I don't understand it.
I know everybody's obsessed, and oh my God, Prince is
the best.

Speaker 13 (01:26:00):
Of all time.

Speaker 4 (01:26:02):
Prince, he's a legend.

Speaker 2 (01:26:04):
See, that's the thing. We all agree and disagree, and
that's just the way it is. Froggy, is there an artist?
Don't say her name. Never mind. Nah, I'm not going
to start. Scotty B., is there an artist that you
just don't want to hear from ever again? You're going
to be mad at me, but I do not love
Nirvana at all.

Speaker 7 (01:26:22):
Whoa.

Speaker 8 (01:26:23):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:26:23):
All right. That's more Nirvana for me. I was never
a fan. What about you, Nate? Well, I'm kind of
like Froggy. There's that one person with very few exceptions.
I just cannot listen to her stuff. But there are
some of her songs you do like a lot. Correct.
A lot?

Speaker 9 (01:26:40):
You can't say the name.

Speaker 2 (01:26:41):
I don't understand this. On the whole, something you can tolerate.

Speaker 4 (01:26:45):
Come on, Shake It Off is a great song.

Speaker 2 (01:26:47):
What are you talking about? Oh, Danielle. It's not Mariah Carey.
Danielle just ripped the band-aid right off.

Speaker 11 (01:26:52):
There you go.

Speaker 2 (01:26:53):
All right, well, let's go. It's now time for the
song that you just like to skip. It's called Skip It.
All right, set it up, Gandhi. Talk about it.

Speaker 7 (01:26:59):
All right.

Speaker 9 (01:27:00):
According to everybody that I asked on this show, there's
at least one song that will make them skip.

Speaker 2 (01:27:06):
All right.

Speaker 9 (01:27:07):
Or change the station. And these are the songs. So
you really only have to guess the song if you
want to give it a shot and guess the show member.
I mean, I guess you could feel free, but good luck.

Speaker 2 (01:27:15):
Okay. Mariah from Reading, PA is on line two. Let's
go talk to Mariah. Like the song right now that
Scary's playing.

Speaker 8 (01:27:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:27:25):
This is Do-Wack-A-Doo.

Speaker 9 (01:27:26):
This is a kazoo?

Speaker 2 (01:27:27):
Well, Do-Wack-A-Doo can kiss my ass. I hate this song. Anyway,
so it's actually a very appropriate intro for this Skip
It contest. All right, let's go talk to Mariah. Hi, Mariah.
How you feeling?

Speaker 7 (01:27:39):
Hello.

Speaker 18 (01:27:40):
Scared, but I'm excited.

Speaker 2 (01:27:42):
Scared? What is scary?

Speaker 18 (01:27:45):
Scary, scary.

Speaker 2 (01:27:47):
You're frightened? Why are you frightened?

Speaker 16 (01:27:50):
Because I want to get this. I always wanted to
do a contest like this.

Speaker 1 (01:27:54):
I feel like I'm a little good with it, but
we'll see.

Speaker 2 (01:27:57):
Well, okay. I will tell you this. Gandhi asked each
and every one of us, what song do you always
skip when you hear it? And it's a very, very
eclectic bunch of songs. So I don't know. But if
you know your music, you're going to get them. These
are all great songs for most, and some hate them. Well,
let's just dive right in. Is there something cool we're

(01:28:18):
giving away here, Nate? Yeah, I got some money. I
got some money.

Speaker 4 (01:28:21):
Got cash.

Speaker 2 (01:28:22):
Is that all you're going to tell us?

Speaker 8 (01:28:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:28:24):
Well, I mean, it depends on how she does. I
don't want to, like, dangle this carrot if she's not
going to bite it. All right. So she asked Scotty B.,
what song do you like to skip? And we played
this one. Who's this? What is it?

Speaker 8 (01:28:35):
I'm a woman's man.

Speaker 9 (01:28:37):
No time to talk.

Speaker 16 (01:28:37):
I'm a woman's man.

Speaker 18 (01:28:39):
No time to talk.

Speaker 2 (01:28:40):
What song is that?

Speaker 7 (01:28:41):
The Bee Gees.

Speaker 16 (01:28:43):
What song is it?

Speaker 10 (01:28:45):
Been kicked around since I was born.

Speaker 2 (01:28:49):
You're almost there.

Speaker 11 (01:28:49):
Stayin' Alive.

Speaker 2 (01:28:51):
Yay! Stayin' Alive. Stayin' Alive. I like that. Stayin' Alive.
I like how you sang it through. That was my
favorite part.

Speaker 1 (01:29:00):
Scottie B.

Speaker 2 (01:29:00):
why do you hate staying alive by the Bee Gees?
I don't know.

Speaker 15 (01:29:03):
Every time that beginning comes on, I just change it.
I like jive talking, but I don't like staying alive.

Speaker 3 (01:29:07):
Oh, my God.

Speaker 5 (01:29:08):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:29:08):
All right.

Speaker 4 (01:29:09):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:29:11):
Not too bad. All right. Here we go. There's one.
You got one. Good going, Mariah. Here is Skip It,
song number two. What is this?

Speaker 8 (01:29:18):
Hmm.

Speaker 5 (01:29:26):
Look what you made me do.

Speaker 2 (01:29:28):
Yeah, Taylor Swift. You got it. Now, Froggy, why do
you hate that song so much? That was Froggy's pick.
I mean, do we really need like a hate song
from Taylor Swift? I mean, really?

Speaker 9 (01:29:41):
A diss track.

Speaker 2 (01:29:43):
A diss track. Do we need that? It is a
diss track and she's telling her story. I mean, that's
what all artists do, right? Okay. All right, all right,
all right. Oh, you have two out of two. Great, Mariah.
Here is Skip It song number three.

Speaker 8 (01:29:57):
Hmm.

Speaker 16 (01:30:02):
Boom clap, the sound of my heart, the beat goes
on and on and on.

Speaker 2 (01:30:06):
Whoa, Charli XCX boom clap. You got it. The sound
of my heart, the beat goes on and on and
on and on. Wow, Mariah's really good at this. So
that was Diamond.

Speaker 5 (01:30:17):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (01:30:17):
Turn on Diamond. Diamond, what is it about boom clap
that you don't like, Diamond?

Speaker 9 (01:30:21):
I think it's more of a Charli XCX issue that
I have.

Speaker 8 (01:30:24):
Oh, wow.

Speaker 9 (01:30:25):
It just doesn't connect. I'm like, cut it off.

Speaker 2 (01:30:27):
Oh, wow. I love Charli XCX. Really? Yeah, sorry. What
is it you don't like about her?

Speaker 4 (01:30:34):
I just feel like it's gimmicky.

Speaker 11 (01:30:35):
You know?

Speaker 7 (01:30:36):
It is what it is.

Speaker 6 (01:30:37):
I got to be honest.

Speaker 14 (01:30:38):
Sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:30:38):
Okay. All right, so Boom Club. All right, Mariah, you're
three for three. Here is Skip It, song number four.
This is going to cause problems.

Speaker 8 (01:30:48):
Really?

Speaker 4 (01:30:51):
This is a brilliant song. What are you doing? You
guys suck.

Speaker 2 (01:30:55):
You want to hear it again?

Speaker 18 (01:30:57):
Yes, please.

Speaker 2 (01:30:58):
Okay, everyone, let her hear the song. Here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:31:08):
I want to say Barbie Girl.

Speaker 2 (01:31:10):
It is Barbie Girl.

Speaker 10 (01:31:12):
Oh, nice.

Speaker 1 (01:31:15):
Nice.

Speaker 8 (01:31:16):
Aqua.

Speaker 5 (01:31:17):
Aqua.

Speaker 2 (01:31:18):
Daniel loves Barbecue Girl, but that was Nate's selection. He
hates Barbecue Girl. It is tepid garbage water. I mean,
that is just the worst song ever.

Speaker 4 (01:31:28):
Okay, Christopher Cross.

Speaker 2 (01:31:31):
Christopher Cross is like... Okay, okay. He's talking like that. Yeah,
Daniel loves Barbecue Girl. I think that's part of the
reason why Nate hates it. He doesn't want anyone to
love anything that much. This song is a turd. And
by the way, the only reason nobody else said it
is because I said it first. Everybody else, yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:31:49):
It was mentioned a couple times.

Speaker 4 (01:31:50):
Oh, you guys all suck.

Speaker 12 (01:31:53):
Whatever.

Speaker 13 (01:31:53):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:31:54):
It was next on my list to mention, by the way.

Speaker 10 (01:31:55):
It was.

Speaker 2 (01:31:57):
All right, but you know what? That's okay. To each
his own. All right, you have four out of four.
You're doing great. Mariah, here is skip it song number five.
What is this?

Speaker 12 (01:32:05):
What would I do without your smart mouth?

Speaker 2 (01:32:10):
Oh, my God.

Speaker 16 (01:32:14):
All of Me by John Legend.

Speaker 2 (01:32:16):
Yeah, All of Me, John Legend. Now, that was our
friend Abby.

Speaker 8 (01:32:21):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (01:32:22):
Who's in charge of all of our social media on
our show. How come Abby doesn't like All of Me?
That's a great song.

Speaker 9 (01:32:27):
That's a good song. She was going through something at
the time when it came out, and now it just
makes her feel icky in her bones. She hates it.

Speaker 2 (01:32:33):
Okay. All right, that's fair. All right. So now you
have five out of five, Mariah. You are acing this.
All right, here is a song that someone on our
show loves to skip every time. It's Skip It, song
number six. First things first.

Speaker 7 (01:32:46):
I'm the realest, realest.

Speaker 2 (01:32:47):
Drop this and let the whole world feel it, feel it.

Speaker 7 (01:32:51):
Oh, boy.

Speaker 18 (01:32:52):
In the murder business, I can hold you down like
I'm giving a certificate.

Speaker 5 (01:32:56):
Wow.

Speaker 16 (01:32:56):
I'm so fancy.

Speaker 2 (01:33:00):
Yep, Iggy Azalea, fancy.

Speaker 5 (01:33:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:33:05):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:33:06):
She was on the float with us at the... Yep.
Miami Beach Pride Parade, you know, and we were friends with,
but you weren't here then, Gandhi, were you?

Speaker 9 (01:33:15):
I was not, no.

Speaker 2 (01:33:16):
So therefore, it was Gandhi who says she doesn't like
Fancy by Iggy Azalea. Why do you not like it?

Speaker 9 (01:33:21):
The accent coming from an Australian person is bizarre. The
beat is terrible. The words are terrible. Everything about it,
I hate that song.

Speaker 2 (01:33:29):
Wait, so you don't like Australian accents?

Speaker 9 (01:33:30):
I don't like that accent coming from an Australian person.
It doesn't seem authentic.

Speaker 2 (01:33:35):
Okay. There you go. All right, but look at Mariah, though. Mariah,
you have six out of six. Let's go for Skip It,
song number seven. I heard this over the weekend. All right,

(01:33:56):
that is Skip It, song number seven. What song is that?

Speaker 11 (01:33:59):
I'm not sure.

Speaker 8 (01:34:05):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:34:06):
Could I say Creed?

Speaker 2 (01:34:07):
Could it be by Creed? Yeah, it can be. But
what's the name of the song?

Speaker 16 (01:34:12):
Can you play it again?

Speaker 2 (01:34:14):
Sure. One more time.

Speaker 18 (01:34:21):
Oh, my God.

Speaker 16 (01:34:30):
I'm not sure.

Speaker 2 (01:34:31):
All right. That is Creed and Higher. Hire.

Speaker 5 (01:34:36):
Yes.

Speaker 16 (01:34:37):
I was just listening to that.

Speaker 2 (01:34:40):
Me too. I hit it up really loud yesterday in
the car. Do you guys hate that song too?

Speaker 9 (01:34:44):
Yeah, I'm on board.

Speaker 2 (01:34:45):
That was the worst. Well, that was Coaster Boy Josh's selection.
He doesn't like Hire by Creed. Did he say why?

Speaker 9 (01:34:52):
No, he just is not a huge Creed fan.

Speaker 2 (01:34:53):
All right.

Speaker 10 (01:34:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:34:55):
All right, look at that. You have six out of seven.
You're doing really well. We have one more for you, okay?
All right, here's another song that someone on this show
wants to skip every time. Skip song number eight.

Speaker 7 (01:35:06):
7 a.m., waking up in the morning.

Speaker 4 (01:35:09):
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs.

Speaker 9 (01:35:10):
That was pretty good.

Speaker 13 (01:35:14):
It's Friday.

Speaker 11 (01:35:14):
Friday.

Speaker 2 (01:35:15):
Yes. Rebecca Black. It's Friday.

Speaker 5 (01:35:19):
Friday.

Speaker 2 (01:35:20):
Gotta get down on Friday.

Speaker 17 (01:35:23):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (01:35:23):
The more words.

Speaker 2 (01:35:24):
For the weekend.

Speaker 5 (01:35:25):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:35:26):
May I go ahead and admit who that is? It's me.
I cannot stand that song.

Speaker 8 (01:35:32):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:35:32):
No, just play it again. I may need to purge here.
Here we go. Let me make sure a toilet's close by.
I mean, hello.

Speaker 9 (01:35:45):
So bad.

Speaker 4 (01:35:46):
Yeah, that's a horrible one.

Speaker 2 (01:35:48):
I have many reasons why I hate that song and
just the sound of it alone. So do you like
that song, Mariah? Do you like Friday by Rebecca Black?
It's okay to say yes if you do.

Speaker 8 (01:35:55):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:35:57):
Does anyone here like Friday by Rebecca Black?

Speaker 7 (01:35:59):
No.

Speaker 9 (01:36:00):
No, not at all.

Speaker 2 (01:36:01):
Scotty says it's okay.

Speaker 9 (01:36:02):
Of course it's okay.

Speaker 2 (01:36:03):
It's got a good beat. I like it. Get out.
You like it?

Speaker 11 (01:36:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:36:06):
You don't think she sounds a little strange in that song?

Speaker 15 (01:36:09):
No, I think she was cool for her time.

Speaker 7 (01:36:11):
Oh, wow.

Speaker 2 (01:36:13):
Insult.

Speaker 15 (01:36:14):
She wasn't, though. I used to dance with my kids
to it on the Wii.

Speaker 2 (01:36:20):
Okay. See, you have other reasons why you like it.
I get that. I have other reasons why I hate it. Anyway, look,
you got seven out of eight. You did really well.
Mariah deserves something major and festive. What do you have
for Mariah that's major and festive? She knew most of
the lyrics to most of those songs, so we're going
to give her $ 500. So $ 500 on the way to you.
Thank you, Mariah. Thanks for listening to us. Thank you

(01:36:40):
so much.

Speaker 1 (01:36:40):
Love you guys.

Speaker 2 (01:36:41):
Love you more.

Speaker 16 (01:36:43):
I listen to it every morning, actually all day long
on iHeartRadio.

Speaker 7 (01:36:48):
Elvis Duran and the Morning Show. Elvis Duran and the
Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:36:53):
You know me, I always complain about, and it's my fault,
I read a headline, but I don't read the story,
and so therefore I make assumptions and I shouldn't. So
today I read a headline, and I thought, I'm going
to read the story. May I give you the headline? Yes.
A guy showed up at the ER with his girlfriend's
hand stuck in his mouth.

Speaker 10 (01:37:12):
Oh.

Speaker 11 (01:37:13):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:37:14):
I should read on. Should I read on?

Speaker 11 (01:37:16):
Read on.

Speaker 2 (01:37:17):
Okay. Come with me because I haven't read the rest
of the story. This could go south. It could be awful.
A guy in China showed up at the ER after
getting his girlfriend's entire fist stuck in his mouth.

Speaker 8 (01:37:29):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:37:31):
They said it happened while filming a video for social media.
Of course.

Speaker 8 (01:37:35):
All right. Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:37:37):
So there's actually a 10-second clip of them walking in together,
gagging and drooling, this guy, while also to laugh. It
doesn't seem like her tiny hand would get stuck that easily,
so some people think it was staged. The doctor who
treated them reportedly said the guy's muscles seized up and

(01:37:59):
his jaw locked on her fist, which made my mind
go in all sorts of directions. Of course it did.
They gave him muscle relaxants and used a mouth opener. What?
Didn't they used to call you that in high school, Froggy?
Of course they did. Then they slowly twisted his girlfriend's

(01:38:21):
wrist to get her hand out. It took 20 minutes.

Speaker 10 (01:38:23):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:38:25):
They said they were trying to film a funny video
to go viral and just wanted to see if her
whole hand would fit. in his mouth. Turned out it did.
And there you go.

Speaker 4 (01:38:33):
See, now when you first said it, I thought her
hand was chopped off and shoved into the theater.

Speaker 2 (01:38:41):
I would, okay, without reading the story, the headlines. You
gotta go deeper than the headlines, otherwise you're eating a
severed hand.

Speaker 9 (01:38:49):
I need to know what the injuries to the hand
were because if somebody's jaw locks on it and they
say you could bite someone's finger off with the force
it takes you to eat a carrot. Couldn't that have
caused like stitches?

Speaker 10 (01:39:00):
Maybe.

Speaker 2 (01:39:01):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:39:01):
And think about the TMJ problem he's having now.

Speaker 9 (01:39:04):
And they're laughing about it?

Speaker 8 (01:39:05):
Yeah. Idiots.

Speaker 2 (01:39:06):
Yes. Well, okay, if you and I, Gandhi, walked into
an emergency room and your fist is stuck in my mouth,
I mean, I'm going to be in a panic. You know?
And you'll be the one laughing. That's how much it hurt.

Speaker 9 (01:39:20):
Yes, I mean, for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:39:22):
Look at this dumb mother effort. Look, he got my
hand stuck in his mouth. Can anyone help me? Nate,
what do you think? So who drove to the hospital?
I'm assuming he did. Well, she only had one hand.
She only had one hand free. That would have been difficult.
So he wouldn't have been able to use the one arm, right?
Because her arm and body's in the way.

Speaker 9 (01:39:45):
Maybe they took an Uber.

Speaker 2 (01:39:48):
See, now we're overthinking. Or this reporter should have given
us the whole story. How did they get to the hospital?
Now I'm kind of curious. Anyway, I'm going to try
to find it. It's online. I have a link for it.
I'm going to go online and try to find the
video of this woman's hand in this guy's mouth and
share it with the world. I want the world to
see this.

Speaker 4 (01:40:05):
If I was there, we would have a lot of
problems because your hand is in Gandhi's mouth and she's
probably drooling because of that. And that would just disgust me.

Speaker 2 (01:40:14):
Make you vomit?

Speaker 4 (01:40:15):
And then I'd start vomiting. It would not be good.

Speaker 2 (01:40:17):
Well, what if it was the other way around? I
think it was originally, it was her hand in my mouth. Oh,
same thing. I'm still vomiting.

Speaker 6 (01:40:22):
I found it.

Speaker 2 (01:40:23):
Oh, you found the video? I found the guy. Oh, goodness. Well,
let me see. I can't see anything.

Speaker 4 (01:40:28):
He's got tiny hands.

Speaker 2 (01:40:30):
Well, good. This is good. I mean, Scary usually has
his own foot in his mouth.

Speaker 5 (01:40:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:40:37):
Scary, don't put your dirty hands in your mouth.

Speaker 2 (01:40:39):
Scary's trying to put his... Oh, I see. Oh, that
doesn't look real.

Speaker 8 (01:40:42):
I'm trying to.

Speaker 2 (01:40:45):
That looks like a dildo.

Speaker 1 (01:40:47):
It looks like he.

Speaker 2 (01:40:48):
Could get it out. I think this is baloney.

Speaker 9 (01:40:51):
I can't believe somebody would fake it for social media.

Speaker 2 (01:40:53):
All right. Well, they blurred his face. Hang on. I
got the video. What is that?

Speaker 4 (01:40:58):
Oh, there's the video.

Speaker 2 (01:40:59):
Look at us. We're devoting an entire radio show to
a video of a man with a hand stuck in
his mouth. This is a ratings grabber, kids.

Speaker 9 (01:41:07):
The images are pretty amazing if you didn't know what
was going on.

Speaker 4 (01:41:11):
It doesn't look like a hand.

Speaker 2 (01:41:13):
If that goes into the emergency.

Speaker 12 (01:41:15):
Room, how do you not laugh?

Speaker 4 (01:41:16):
You have to.

Speaker 2 (01:41:18):
He is gagging a little bit. Okay, don't push it.

Speaker 4 (01:41:20):
Don't push it.

Speaker 2 (01:41:21):
Show Danielle.

Speaker 4 (01:41:22):
No, don't play it.

Speaker 2 (01:41:23):
See the man gagging on his friend's hand.

Speaker 4 (01:41:26):
I can't see it.

Speaker 2 (01:41:27):
Watch it, yeah. Stare him in the eye. I know.

Speaker 9 (01:41:31):
She's got her hands in a fist. If she opened
her hand and tickled the back of his throat, wouldn't
he puke or something?

Speaker 2 (01:41:35):
Oh, my God. I don't think there's room in a
mouth to open your hand. You can't open your fingers.
Look how we're all kind of demonstrating with our own
fists in midair. It looks like her hand is flat
and it's in there. Scary, can you fit your hand
in your mouth? Let's see. I'm trying.

Speaker 8 (01:41:52):
Ew.

Speaker 2 (01:41:53):
Oh, oh, oh.

Speaker 8 (01:41:57):
Oh, God.

Speaker 4 (01:41:57):
His hand is so disgusting and dirty, and he's shoving
it in his mouth.

Speaker 9 (01:42:01):
He's about to touch everything now.

Speaker 2 (01:42:02):
That triggers my gag reflex. I can't. Oh, you have
one of those?

Speaker 17 (01:42:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:42:07):
Here's the thing. I love this. Scary's trying to fit
his dirty hand in his mouth, and Froggy's eating a sandwich.
I'm trying not to watch it or listen to it.
I love it. Froggy's not even going to let that
get in the way of that sandwich.

Speaker 12 (01:42:23):
There's all kinds of bacteria in my mouth anyway, so
it doesn't matter.

Speaker 4 (01:42:27):
Let's just shove our hands in there from touching doorknobs
and bathrooms.

Speaker 2 (01:42:32):
Think about everything you've touched today. You basically just licked it.

Speaker 4 (01:42:34):
And you know they never clean this board in here.

Speaker 2 (01:42:36):
Never clean it. And that keyboard.

Speaker 7 (01:42:38):
Never.

Speaker 2 (01:42:38):
That keyboard you're typing on. That's not. That just went
in your mouth.

Speaker 3 (01:42:41):
The door handle that you opened to come into the
building today. You basically just touched. You licked that door handle.

Speaker 2 (01:42:47):
Everyone's feces. Maybe this is why he never got COVID.
Because he puts his hand in his mouth every day.

Speaker 12 (01:42:53):
Elvis is on to something. This is why I never
get sick. Because I'm exposed to all the germs before
they become a problem.

Speaker 8 (01:42:59):
You are.

Speaker 2 (01:42:59):
I'm just watching him touch everything.

Speaker 9 (01:43:02):
You never got COVID because you never tested for it.

Speaker 2 (01:43:04):
I never had it.

Speaker 4 (01:43:05):
Yes, you have.

Speaker 9 (01:43:06):
You gave it to me.

Speaker 4 (01:43:07):
You gave it to us.

Speaker 2 (01:43:08):
You can't have it if you don't test for it.

Speaker 7 (01:43:09):
I know.

Speaker 12 (01:43:10):
I also barely got a shot for it, too. I
got one that Johnson & Johnson won.

Speaker 4 (01:43:15):
You gave it to us.

Speaker 2 (01:43:15):
That was forced upon me.

Speaker 4 (01:43:18):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:43:20):
Well, there's that.

Speaker 4 (01:43:22):
Tell us what you really think.

Speaker 2 (01:43:23):
This is a wound that will never heal.

Speaker 17 (01:43:26):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:43:26):
Look, we need to move forward.

Speaker 4 (01:43:28):
Oh, wait a minute. Can I just say one thing?
So now he put his hand in his mouth.

Speaker 2 (01:43:32):
Hold on.

Speaker 4 (01:43:33):
And now he's touching everything again.

Speaker 2 (01:43:35):
I'm going to go wash my hands.

Speaker 4 (01:43:36):
Saliva hand.

Speaker 2 (01:43:37):
Nate, can you run the board, please?

Speaker 4 (01:43:39):
So now his germs are on top of those germs.

Speaker 11 (01:43:41):
No, wait.

Speaker 2 (01:43:41):
No, hold on, Nate. If you run that board, he
just touched it with his dirty hand. All right. Well,
you got to go hurry. I'm not touching it.

Speaker 10 (01:43:47):
You got to.

Speaker 2 (01:43:48):
Come on. Wait, I can run the board from here. Okay,
never mind. Yeah, you can. I can go to a
commercial break.

Speaker 9 (01:43:53):
But I still have to manipulate switches.

Speaker 7 (01:43:56):
Don't touch that pen.

Speaker 4 (01:43:57):
Get the wipes.

Speaker 2 (01:43:57):
All right.

Speaker 7 (01:43:57):
This is Elvis Duran and the Morning Show. Don't answer
the phone, Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 2 (01:44:10):
Oh, yeah, never too late for a back-to-school phone tap.
What's going on, Garrett?

Speaker 14 (01:44:13):
All right, well, Amanda wants to phone tap her mom. Now,
Amanda just recently moved into school, into her dorm room.
Her mom dropped her off, thought everything was A-OK. Well,
I'm going to start the call to Amanda's mom asking, hey,
when is she coming to school?

Speaker 2 (01:44:27):
You sure you want to do this? Yeah, and then
Amanda's going to take over. All right, let's listen in
to today's phone tap.

Speaker 8 (01:44:31):
Hello?

Speaker 2 (01:44:32):
Hi, I'm looking for Amanda, please.

Speaker 7 (01:44:35):
Amanda's not here.

Speaker 1 (01:44:36):
She's at school.

Speaker 2 (01:44:37):
Well, my name is Adam Levine. I am the RA
at NLR.

Speaker 11 (01:44:42):
Oh, hi.

Speaker 10 (01:44:43):
Hi.

Speaker 14 (01:44:44):
So I was just wondering if Amanda is going to
check into the dorm and school anytime in the next
few days or so because classes are.

Speaker 2 (01:44:51):
About to begin.

Speaker 10 (01:44:52):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:44:54):
No, she already checked in.

Speaker 14 (01:44:56):
Well, no, she hasn't, ma'am. We have her roommates checked in.
Her side of the room is like a ghost town.
There's still the cot. There's still the desk. There's nothing
on the walls. It looks like, you know.

Speaker 7 (01:45:07):
Wait, Adam?

Speaker 2 (01:45:07):
Yes, yes.

Speaker 1 (01:45:08):
Okay, sit tight. I'm going to call my daughter. I'm
sure this is one big misunderstanding.

Speaker 2 (01:45:13):
Okay, I hope so.

Speaker 1 (01:45:14):
So please don't proceed with anything, all right?

Speaker 2 (01:45:16):
Okay, I hope so.

Speaker 14 (01:45:17):
Just let me know because we have a few people
that are looking for a place to.

Speaker 8 (01:45:20):
No, don't do that.

Speaker 2 (01:45:21):
Okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:45:21):
Okay, don't do that, please, all right? I'm going to
talk to her and clear this up.

Speaker 2 (01:45:24):
I will talk to you in a little bit then, ma'am.

Speaker 1 (01:45:26):
Thank you.

Speaker 7 (01:45:27):
All right.

Speaker 5 (01:45:29):
Oh, my God.

Speaker 10 (01:45:30):
You guys totally got her. I'm kind of scared because she...
Hold on, hold on. That's her calling in.

Speaker 2 (01:45:35):
All right.

Speaker 14 (01:45:36):
Let the call go through, and then we'll call her
back and just act like you have no idea what's
going on.

Speaker 2 (01:45:40):
All right?

Speaker 8 (01:45:40):
Okay.

Speaker 11 (01:45:43):
Hello?

Speaker 10 (01:45:44):
Hey, Mom.

Speaker 1 (01:45:46):
Amanda, where are you?

Speaker 10 (01:45:47):
I'm at school, Mom.

Speaker 1 (01:45:49):
Amanda, where are you? Now, tell me the truth.

Speaker 10 (01:45:54):
I am telling you the truth. I'm at school.

Speaker 1 (01:45:57):
You're at school?

Speaker 11 (01:45:57):
Tell me where you are.

Speaker 1 (01:45:58):
Where are you standing right now?

Speaker 10 (01:46:00):
Where am I sitting? What are you talking about, Mom?

Speaker 1 (01:46:02):
What are you talking about? Where are you? Now tell
me the truth.

Speaker 10 (01:46:05):
I'm just, I was just getting some textbooks, Mom.

Speaker 1 (01:46:07):
Stop lying to me. Where are you?

Speaker 10 (01:46:10):
I just told you, Mom.

Speaker 16 (01:46:12):
Amanda!

Speaker 1 (01:46:13):
The school just called. You have not checked in. You
are not in your room.

Speaker 16 (01:46:19):
You have not signed up for your classes. You are
not getting a textbook. I don't know what you're talking about,
but you better tell me the truth right now. I.

Speaker 17 (01:46:29):
Oh, my God.

Speaker 10 (01:46:29):
I can't believe I'm doing this. I don't want to
go to college. It's just not for me.

Speaker 17 (01:46:33):
What?

Speaker 10 (01:46:34):
I can't do it. Amanda!

Speaker 1 (01:46:36):
I told you already!

Speaker 8 (01:46:37):
What?

Speaker 10 (01:46:39):
It's not that I'm not going to go to school.
I am going to go to school. It's just I'm
not going to go to that school.

Speaker 1 (01:46:43):
Wait, where do you think you're going to go?

Speaker 10 (01:46:46):
I want to be a chef. I enrolled in culinary school.
I'm going to be a chef. I'm going to culinary school.

Speaker 8 (01:46:51):
Amanda, you better be kidding me right now because I
am about to have a heart attack.

Speaker 1 (01:46:57):
What are you saying?

Speaker 10 (01:46:58):
I'm not kidding you. I want to be a chef.
I want to be the next Tiara, Mom.

Speaker 1 (01:47:02):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 8 (01:47:03):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:47:05):
Amanda, no.

Speaker 10 (01:47:07):
What are you.

Speaker 1 (01:47:07):
talking about i.

Speaker 10 (01:47:10):
I just i i.

Speaker 1 (01:47:13):
Talk to me. I paid for this already. Where do
you think you're going to get the money to go
to culinary school?

Speaker 10 (01:47:18):
It just worked out. That's what I want to do.

Speaker 5 (01:47:20):
It worked out?

Speaker 1 (01:47:21):
What are you talking about it worked out?

Speaker 16 (01:47:23):
You have no money.

Speaker 10 (01:47:25):
You've never worked a day in your life.

Speaker 1 (01:47:26):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 5 (01:47:27):
I've worked my entire life to pay for you to
go to school.

Speaker 10 (01:47:31):
I want to make eggplant parmesan and angel hair. And
these are the things I dream of.

Speaker 1 (01:47:36):
Amanda, you are a terrible cook.

Speaker 10 (01:47:39):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (01:47:39):
You are not going to go to culinary school.

Speaker 5 (01:47:42):
You're going to get.

Speaker 12 (01:47:43):
Kicked out.

Speaker 10 (01:47:43):
What are you talking about, Mom? I'm a great cook.
I've been cooking for two years.

Speaker 1 (01:47:47):
I know you've been cooking for two years.

Speaker 16 (01:47:49):
And God help me, last Thanksgiving when you made stuffing,
you gave Grandma diarrhea.

Speaker 10 (01:47:54):
Grandma's old. She probably has poor bowel circulation. I didn't
give her any diarrhea.

Speaker 1 (01:47:59):
No, it was the stuffing.

Speaker 10 (01:48:00):
I don't believe you.

Speaker 16 (01:48:01):
What do you mean you don't believe me?

Speaker 10 (01:48:02):
I don't believe you.

Speaker 1 (01:48:03):
Call anybody else in the family.

Speaker 10 (01:48:04):
Every time I make it, mmm, it's wonderful, honey.

Speaker 1 (01:48:08):
I know. Do you know what I've been doing? How
come you don't say anything? I've been being kind. You
are not going to be a chef. I'm coming to
get you. Where are you? I told you where I am.

Speaker 10 (01:48:17):
I'm going to class for culinary school.

Speaker 5 (01:48:20):
I know you told me where you are, but where
are you? What culinary school would take you?

Speaker 2 (01:48:26):
Judith. Judith.

Speaker 1 (01:48:28):
Who is this?

Speaker 14 (01:48:29):
My name is Garrett from Elvis Duran and the Morning Show,
and you just got phone tapped by your daughter.

Speaker 10 (01:48:34):
We got you on.

Speaker 1 (01:48:35):
On the radio? Mm-hmm. Oh, my God.

Speaker 7 (01:48:38):
Ah! The Elvis Duran phone tap.

Speaker 2 (01:48:41):
This phone tap was pre-recorded with permission granted by all participants.

Speaker 7 (01:48:46):
The Elvis Duran phone tap. Only on Elvis Duran and
the Morning Show. Elvis Duran and the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:48:56):
Hey, so has everyone on the show received a speeding ticket?

Speaker 8 (01:49:03):
Yes.

Speaker 13 (01:49:03):
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:49:04):
Yep. What's so funny, Danielle?

Speaker 4 (01:49:10):
Because I was like, yeah. That's why.

Speaker 2 (01:49:14):
For sure. Has everybody gotten out of one? I met
someone last night who's never ever received a speeding ticket. Wow.

Speaker 10 (01:49:22):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:49:23):
Do they have a car? Exactly. My question was, well,
do you consciously drive under the speed limit? What's your deal?
They're like, no, they speed all the time.

Speaker 4 (01:49:34):
They've just never been caught.

Speaker 8 (01:49:35):
Exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:49:36):
Never, ever been caught. I thought that was so strange.

Speaker 4 (01:49:40):
That is.

Speaker 9 (01:49:41):
I wonder if they have one of those like friend
of the police stickers.

Speaker 4 (01:49:44):
Oh, those cards that I always forget to pull out
because we have so many friends from the police and
I always forget to pull out the card.

Speaker 2 (01:49:52):
I'm not convinced those work. Anyway, so no, but I mean,
if you're speeding, they catch you, they pull you over,
you know, so it could be, you know what? I
don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:50:04):
Sometimes you can get out of it. I've gotten out
of it by using the show once.

Speaker 2 (01:50:08):
You did?

Speaker 4 (01:50:08):
See, now I never throw the show around ever. I'm like,
some people don't want to say names.

Speaker 2 (01:50:14):
Don't need to.

Speaker 4 (01:50:16):
But there was this one time I got pulled over
and I did use the show's name and say, oh
my gosh, you know, I'm heading in and blah, blah, blah.
And he let me go.

Speaker 2 (01:50:23):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (01:50:25):
He listened. But that was the only time.

Speaker 5 (01:50:27):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:50:28):
I would never do that.

Speaker 9 (01:50:29):
Oh, you've done that too, Frog?

Speaker 3 (01:50:31):
I was driving in one day and the station was
off the air. And so I was hauling ass to
try to get there because there was something wrong and
got pulled over. And when he pulled me over, I
told him the station was off the air. He followed
me to the radio station. I proved that I worked there.
I walked in the building and he was like, all right,
I get it. But you still need to be safe.

Speaker 2 (01:50:45):
Has anyone ever used the medical emergency? My wife's having
a baby thing. It doesn't work for me. I'm always
afraid to do that because they will do what they
did to Froggy. They'll follow me. Oh, we'll escort you
to the hospital, Mr. Duran. I'm like, oh, crap. So
then you have to call the hospital. You don't have
a wife. You have to call ahead of the hospital. Hey,
do you have like a woman in labor? I need
to borrow her. Can I use her to tell the

(01:51:09):
father to go away? I'll pay him. I don't know.
What's scary?

Speaker 12 (01:51:13):
You know, I think that if you're speeding in a
red car, you're more likely to get pulled over than
if you're speeding in a gray car. I do think
that the color of your car has something to do
with the odds of being pulled over.

Speaker 2 (01:51:25):
I do think that used to be the case before
they used radar as much or the detection. The thing
is now it detects no matter what color you are.
But I could be wrong. Because they always said, no, no,
don't buy a red car. You're going to get pulled over. Right.
Of course, from a guy who sounds like he's from
the 1940s. But I don't know.

Speaker 9 (01:51:43):
The worst is the red light ticket. When you go
through the red light and it takes a photo of you,
there's no denying it.

Speaker 2 (01:51:49):
And you're always making the guiltiest face.

Speaker 4 (01:51:53):
And you hear the camera go off and you're like.

Speaker 2 (01:51:56):
Damn it, damn it, damn it. They have those traffic
cameras all over New York City. I think they bring
in kabillions of dollars every year.

Speaker 9 (01:52:04):
They have to.

Speaker 4 (01:52:05):
I bet you.

Speaker 2 (01:52:06):
Pam on line 24 never, ever got a speeding ticket.
Let's find out more, shall we? Hello, Pam.

Speaker 13 (01:52:11):
Bye.

Speaker 2 (01:52:12):
Do you speed ever, and you've been lucky, or you
just never speed?

Speaker 13 (01:52:17):
Oh, no.

Speaker 6 (01:52:18):
I speed all the time, but I guess I've been
lucky and never gotten a ticket.

Speaker 4 (01:52:22):
You better knock on some wood, lady.

Speaker 10 (01:52:23):
I know.

Speaker 2 (01:52:25):
I mean, when you say you speed, I mean, is
it blatant, like over 10 miles over the speed limit,
or do you try to control it a little bit?

Speaker 6 (01:52:35):
Well, in certain areas, I know where the cops are,
so I kind of control it, but like on the highway...
Speed limit's 65, and I go 75, 80 all the time.

Speaker 18 (01:52:45):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:52:47):
And someone just sent a text and said, I just
told them I really had to go to the bathroom.
I had to go poo. And they let them go.

Speaker 10 (01:52:52):
Really?

Speaker 2 (01:52:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:52:55):
I've been pulled over.

Speaker 11 (01:52:55):
I just never got the ticket.

Speaker 5 (01:52:57):
Oh, really?

Speaker 2 (01:52:58):
So how did you get out of it?

Speaker 6 (01:53:01):
I don't know. Must have just felt good for me or,
you know, was having a good day themselves. So gave
me a good day and just gave me a warning.

Speaker 2 (01:53:09):
Well, that's good. Look, I tell you, the few times
I have been pulled over, I've always been extremely courteous.

Speaker 5 (01:53:15):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (01:53:16):
You know, just do everything you can, just like whatever
they need, whatever they want.

Speaker 10 (01:53:20):
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:53:21):
You got me. You know, you want to take advantage
of me on the hood of the car, whatever you want.

Speaker 6 (01:53:26):
Yeah, something like that. Just let.

Speaker 9 (01:53:31):
Me out of this.

Speaker 6 (01:53:32):
One time I had my dog in my car, and
she was just barking at the cop, so I think
he just didn't even want to bother, so he just
Got my information, ran it, and then let me go.

Speaker 7 (01:53:40):
Oh, nice.

Speaker 2 (01:53:41):
Irritating dog in backseat. I need that. All right. Well, Pam, congratulations.
I hope that your lucky streak of never getting a
ticket continues for you. I wish all the best to you.
Thanks for listening to us.

Speaker 7 (01:53:53):
All right.

Speaker 6 (01:53:53):
Thank you.

Speaker 7 (01:53:54):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:53:55):
Hey, so, yeah, when the officers or the troopers pull
you over, please be courteous. They're doing their job. They're
doing their thing.

Speaker 7 (01:54:04):
Hey, I'm Serena Carpenter.

Speaker 2 (01:54:05):
Hello, it's Lewis Capaldi here.

Speaker 14 (01:54:06):
Where's that pain?

Speaker 2 (01:54:07):
Elvis Duran and the Morning Show. What are you doing
and who's with you?

Speaker 7 (01:54:11):
Elvis Duran and the Morning Show.

Speaker 2 (01:54:15):
All right, show's done. Let's get out of here. Until
next time, say peace out, everybody. Peace out, everybody!