05-23-25 Of The Day - Benjamin Allbright

Dad joke of the day, word of the day, Mandy's trivia question of the day & jeopardy! It's OF THE DAY! Today's opponent: Benjamin Allbright.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Now, Ben, do you know what you're supposed to say?
After I say are you? Are you up to speed?

Speaker 2 (00:04):
I prepared for this.

Speaker 1 (00:06):
Okay, good because we were going to mock you openly
if you got it wrong. Again, because time for the
most exciting segment on the radio. I'm it's kind day, Ben.
That was spectacular. That was some of your best work
right there. Just fantastic. I feel like the grasshopper has become,

(00:29):
you know, the master on that one. That's a fantastic
what's our dad joke of the day?

Speaker 3 (00:34):
Please, I'm in search for someone to assist with milking
cows on my dairy farm.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Must work well with utters.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
That was a good one. Yeah, this is our word
of the day, please, sir.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Word of the day, okay. Bashi bastion? In which definition
are we using? Two? Is it like the whichever you
want to both?

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Bastion is a fortified position.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Yes, that's the military definition.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
And then the metaphorical version would be like a person
of principle who's like the you know, the last bastion
of well b A S T I O in that's
what you're thinking about. It says a placer system in
which something is protected and continues to survive.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
That's a position. Also a restaurant, yes, well no, not
a restaurant, it says. Restaurant is oh, it says an example.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Restaurant is a bastion of the the last, the last,
you know, fortification of whatever it would be.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
So yeah, all right, today's trivia question. If you mix
bourbon with Agustero, bitters, fresh lime juice, all spy Strom
and simple syrup, what cocktail have you made? I have
no idea a bar for eight years. It is bourbon,
anguster of bitters, fresh lime, juice, all spy Strom and

(01:52):
simple syrup.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
A rumble fashion.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Nope, it's a lion's tail. It's garnished with a lime
bal or Ortsbill and I have never ever heard of that.
That ever, then you're getting kudos on the text line
now for your performance.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Yeah, well, you know Jeffary's coming up, so let's he's up.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Because Ben is in the studio and I'm broadcasting from
Southern Command, he has to wait.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Now, that's how it works. You're the only one that
rule applies to. Yeah, no, yeah, No.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
Category is Breakfast of Champions.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
This cereal has used the slogan breakfast as champions.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Whies as wheaties.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
A special maker with larger deeper grids produces the Belgian
type of mandys.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
That is correct.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
Some translate the Spanish name of this breakfast dish as
country style eggs.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
Then come on, Ben waveless frend.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
Shows Yeah, all right for a classic eggs, Benedict, use
a dollop.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Of this.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
It Ben keeps answering without answering the form of a question.
That is not cool.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
This roll flavored with onion, a sort of bagel without
the hole, was named for a Polish city man's that
is wrong.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
That is wrong, That is correct. It doesn't matter because
that wins.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
You know what? The rules should be fair the same.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
This is your game.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
Somebody else is away.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
I will.

Speaker 3 (03:26):
Ryan's in here so he knows I'm about to say.
I'm about to tell you what Dave Logan said about you.
What he said that you cheat? And of the day,
how do I cheat? How do you know?

Speaker 2 (03:37):
I heard that? Yeah, Dave says you cheat?

Speaker 1 (03:40):
How but how I know?

Speaker 2 (03:42):
But I make it fair and you come up.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
With the questions. So I have no knowledge of what's
about to happen except the trivia question, which I don't cheat.
I'm not a cheater. That makes me mad.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Relay the message I heard it the other day.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
It makes me really mad because that says Dave Logan
thinks I am a cheater and I am not.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Mm hmm, but the kind of hurdles like cheating, I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
It's oh my god, Ben, I'm I'm like deeply wounded
by the fact that Dave Logan thinks I would cheat
on something as stupid. As of the day, speaking of
Dave Logan, anyway, there's a show that comes up next
to this Now dead to Me but whatever, it's hard.

(04:25):
I'm still dead to me. I don't care. It's dead
to me, dead to me.