07-25-25 Of the Day - Chuck

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Now it's time for the most exciting segment on the radio.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
I's kind.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Of the day.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
All right, what is our dad joke of the day. Please,
they've been real groaners this week.

Speaker 3 (00:13):
Well that's usually what a dad joke is, right, like
real groaners. Okay, all right, dad joke for today. Let's
see if it's a groaner. The Lord said to John,
come forth, and you shall receive eternal life.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
But John came fifth and received a toaster.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Okay, that's a good one.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
And when you go to hell for that grant, I'm
just kidding. You're gonna need to call Father Mike today
for asking.

Speaker 5 (00:39):
Fake text me and told me to tell you happy birth.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Well, you can't call me himself. He's too busy, he's
too important. He's probably on. According to the Guinness World Sorry,
word of the day, Yes, word.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Of the day.

Speaker 4 (00:50):
Word of the day today is a noun, now, panacea.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
A panacee is a peacemaker, something that that makes it better.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Yeah, everything makes a situation and better.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
My elementary school nun principal, sister Anne, her paddle was
called the panacea. And I didn't realize until I was
an adult. How funny that is do you know what
I mean?

Speaker 2 (01:11):
I was like, there you go. She also had Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Anyway, according to the Guinness World Records, who holds the
record for nobody's gonna know this? Who holds the record
for the most hula hoops spun simultaneously? Oh yeah, okay,
he just guessed how many? How many huloops did mirowa Ibrahim?

Speaker 4 (01:33):
Six?

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Great?

Speaker 4 (01:34):
You want to take a shot?

Speaker 2 (01:36):
How about two hundred? Oh my, one hundred hula hoops
at the same.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:45):
What is our Jeopardy category?

Speaker 4 (01:47):
Jeopardy category for today?

Speaker 3 (01:49):
A model of Ford and so it's going to be
a model of a Ford vehicle and something else.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Okay, to slip from confinement? Man, what is the escape correct?

Speaker 4 (02:02):
Ah?

Speaker 3 (02:03):
Okay, Chuck, the second sign of the zodiac said to
be stubborn.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Mandy, what's a trust correct?

Speaker 4 (02:13):
Chuck? You ready? I'm here? Okay for that cake in
your mouth?

Speaker 2 (02:17):
Do not act like you're gonna let me weird right now?
Oh my god, you better know you're an ass kicking
right now. It's going to be so ugly. Ask the questions.
I'm just giving myself.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
The points a thermonuclear reaction, Andy, what's the fusion correct?

Speaker 4 (02:37):
Three zero, I don't know my forward cars. I mean
it's a Ford.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
Term for a man who accompanies a lady to a
formal puppy man.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
What's an escort?

Speaker 4 (02:45):
Correct?

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Man in the obvious direction.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Which is anyway, go ahead?

Speaker 3 (02:52):
Something everyone is looking at. It's also the point where
an earthquake starts.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
I mean they don't have a Ford epicenter, so.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
Something everyone is looking at, the center of attention.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Nanny, what's a focus correct? Yeah, zero, I'm sure you
let me win. I did not let you.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
We don't do that in our house. We do not
let people win. That's deeply offensive.

Speaker 5 (03:22):
Q was probably about seven, and I'm a master tic
tac tor. I think that's one of the greatest strategy
games ever. And if you beat me, you're doing something.
So I was teaching her how to play, and she
finally looks at me one time and she goes, can
you just be a nice daddy and let me win?

Speaker 4 (03:37):
One?

Speaker 1 (03:39):
The same kid that when we really when she really
started to understand how to play sorry the game. Sorry
we're playing Sorry, she would purposely land on you, and
not just land on you and knock.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
You back to home. She would yell die well, she did.
She's like eight years.

Speaker 5 (03:53):
Old, and I was like, well, stop say that, so
she would go.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
Sorry, I mean gameplay in our house is a blood sports,
much like on our of the day. All right, kids,
I'll be back on Monday. Have a great weekend. Thank
you for coming in, and bring me a cupcake from
our birthday.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
Baby. Absolutely