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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
So tune this out here. I didn't know how many
people would even call in open Coco Beach a person
that has been arrested fifty six years old for having
an open house party with fifty teenagers and they had
alcohol involved. So I just wanted to find out if
you ever gone as a teen to a party that
was hosted by an adult? From Deltona, Mandy, good morning, Good.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Morning guys, how are you good?

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Good? So as a teen you went to a party
that was hosted by an adult?

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Well, so not my story. This is the one that I
have heard from my mom all my life growing up.
Apparently my dad they grew up in Lockhart, the little
town there next to Maitland and Orlando, and he threw
a party and it got to be so big with
like staff the student, like all the whole student body,
like staff the principal. He started charging a cover charge

(00:45):
once he realized and like made hundreds and hundreds of dollars.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Oh with your dad, My.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Dad will be in a sixties.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
South So he probably was a.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Teen in high school at the time. So many moons.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
Ago, my dad to a house party and he charged
the principal admission. I think somebody lied to you.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
My parents have been divorced for a long time. I
don't think my dad my.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
Mom would be you know, listen, here's what I do
when I tell stories. Every time I tell it, I
add little something to it. That's yeah, Well, you tell
me that your dad and thirty years old had a party.
It's so lit that principals of their assistant, principal, custodia,
the everybody was up in the party.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
I think he was more like seventeen eighteen. But yeah,
and I have one more quick.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
One because it is great.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
I got a call as an adult.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
I've moved down to the house.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
My mom tells me to get over to her house
because my brother is having a.

Speaker 4 (01:37):
Party, and he would have been again sixteen seventeen.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
I get over there. It's the aftermath, but literally the
word party is duct taped to the front.

Speaker 5 (01:46):
The neighbors smelled the greenery all the way down the street.

Speaker 6 (01:52):
You know the works, yes, oh yeah, oh yeah, because
you can't get duct tapell once it get stuck on there.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
You you hold on a second. From Lake Lake, Saint Cloud, Albert,
good morning, good morning, how you doing good? This so
as a team, you party with adults.

Speaker 7 (02:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (02:09):
Man, So I had some parties when I was in
high school, graduated old three, okay, no two. They're pretty
wild back in the days. So I played the high
school football. When we had one of our coaches, I
would always come to our parties. It was one of
those that would always come to the parties and bring
us the beers, alcohol.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
And the football colding. Yeah, well he was. He was
an assistant. He was so so the assistant coach was
all out. So y'all would have high school parties and
the assistant coach would bring moos and hang out with y'all. Yeah,
he would just pop.

Speaker 9 (02:42):
Up out of nowhere, like at twelve o'clock, so the clyod.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
You know, anybody shows.

Speaker 8 (02:47):
Up whatever, and then out of nowhere he would show
up and.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
He would bring all the Now my question to you again,
was he hitting on the high school girls.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
So to minds.

Speaker 8 (03:02):
You know when I was still searching.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
No, he wasn't.

Speaker 9 (03:05):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (03:05):
I found mine.

Speaker 6 (03:10):
What they said over there, let's see XL mom will
power by Attorney Dan Newl and then the wreck need
to check. It's a no brainer, call Attorney Dan Newl.
And someone said their mom would look the other way.
That way, she had deniability. But one time their boys
were picking up the keg, and the cops saw these
kids picking up a keg, so followed them to the house.

Speaker 10 (03:28):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (03:29):
And when they got there, the mom took responsibility because
the keg wouldn't tap yet, so they couldn't say it okay,
And so the mom's like, you know, that's they picked
it up for me. They picked it up for me.
But then the mom had the party the next day
with her friends and drink. We can take more call
on this all day.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Plando's number one. Hit me the station this XL one
O sixty seven. It is Johnny's house. Tuesday morning, partly cloudy,
twenty percent chance of isolated thunderstorms today eighty seven is
the high. It is seventy right now. Still dealing with
some technical dude difficulties. April fool Son. Stuff is jacked
up right now. So we're gonna do what we gotta

(04:10):
do until we can get it all fixed. Let's see,
yesterday I had to leave early. The kid was sick.
I said, hey, man, no computer TV. I said, Look,
I was like, how sick is he is? He sick?
Like sick er is he like, he can't play video
game six. So I walk in the house. I go
in this room. It's dark. Oh geez. And I opened

(04:31):
the door and said, hey, he said I heard your dad.
See has no computer. My first instinct would go test
the computer. But I but I didn't. You know what,
but you don't know, you don't know. I say, we're good.
Then open the blinds and you can play your computer.
And then I took a little nap and I said
my throat got a little tickled, and I'm like, oh man.
So I took some meds, got in the blanket, woke

(04:53):
up this morning. Feel fine. I'm like, dude, you come
in here. You just thought hacking him? Hey, hey dad,
how are you so? But I feel better today? How
about you? It was good.

Speaker 11 (05:04):
I went home and just did some laundry.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
It was a great birthday. Great birthday.

Speaker 11 (05:11):
No, but I did go out to dinner with the
girlfriend last night, and yeah, it's pretty much it. It was
nice and calm. We we've celebrated the past two weekends.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
So I'm good. Yeah, you're gonna text us late night
group text? Yeah, my bad group text? At what time?
I didn't look at it. I heard I'm like, okay,
my phone, Vibran, that's your fault. You need to put
her on. If my phone goes off, it's either the
kid or or one of y'all not coming in. So

(05:41):
I'm already with a random fact. And I'm like, it
was even it was even important.

Speaker 4 (05:47):
I know.

Speaker 11 (05:47):
Well, I was like, I won't see it until the morning,
but I needed to remember.

Speaker 6 (05:51):
I felt my phone vibrate because I keep it on
the bed on Vibran. But I looked and I saw
my son was home, my wife and morning It's all good.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
It was good.

Speaker 6 (06:04):
So yesterday a long day here, and then I got
out of here and I said, you know what, I'm
gonna go home and do something. I was gonna work out.
But then I pulled up and I saw my yard
needed a little bit of the atension. And I'm on
yard man now. So I went inside, got all my
stuff together, and I did my whole yard yesterday. So
the front back, I edged it.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
The Monday gonna be and day.

Speaker 9 (06:24):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
I guess it just depends on my day at work.

Speaker 6 (06:26):
Monday is my light day at work, so maybe, but
I do I do want my little calorie tracker while
I do it. I burned fifteen hundred calories and took
four thousand steps while.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
Doing my my lawn.

Speaker 6 (06:36):
It's hot outside, okay, and then I jumped into the pool,
so first time this year, because it was it's nice out.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
Yeah, I was cold. No, the well the pools. I
checked it after I got out, eighty one degrees. That's nice.
It was refreshing.

Speaker 6 (06:49):
So I just said I just literally sat on the
edge of the pool for about twenty minutes with my
feet dangling it because I was home by myself. Yeah,
my wife was out doing stuff, so it was just
me at the house. I let the dog come out.
I thought maybe the dog's gonna jump in, but she
didn't know. And then I went to bed early and
then raised text woke me up, but I and went.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
Back to sleep. Race text like did you know, Santa
Claus you're rocking geez? It was pretty good. Yeah.

Speaker 12 (07:17):
So yesterday I did some work around here, went home,
and then like I was talking to my mom about
like my dating life again all over and she kind
of just put me in this mood where I was like,
I'm good, I'm independent, and then I came across this
like viral clip on Instagram that I turned into like
my own reel and it just felt like so relatable.
Like the feedback to it was really really good. I

(07:37):
thought it was funny. It's it's on my Instagram. But
that made me like boost my independent woman confidence. You know,
I'm looking cycles with it. You know, I want the man,
but I'm like, if.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
That's what men want, women to go one. We love
multiple personality, ladies, we love one. I love life with you.
Another thing.

Speaker 6 (07:56):
You know, I can do life without you. Let me
do that and everyone can do it by this.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
Yeah, I want to.

Speaker 12 (08:08):
But then after that, I went to go to the
Magic Game. My friends had spare tickets. They were doing
a huge Michael Jackson performance. It was the classics of
four seven to three teen hype. Yeah, they all crushed it.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
So yeah. And then went home and then I saw
race text and I was like, who's dying? Oh my goodness,
I'm not gonna lie. I saw that text and I
was like, let me go to bed now. All right, listen,
it's Johnny's house. We got technical problems. Until we work
it out, we're gonna give you the best that we
got right here. Benson Bone on Orlando's number one hit
music station in sexl one oh sixty seven. It is

(08:39):
Johnny's house. Partly cloudy, showers, twenty percent chance of rain
today getting up to about eighty seven. It is seventy
right now, So Narisia was running a little late today.
What have him just a little bit. So yesterday my
boss from job number two asked me if I could
pick up today because someone was sick. I was like, yeah,
for sure, no problem.

Speaker 12 (08:58):
So I always packed everything the night before and then
I leave it at the door before I leave. But
you know my routine, how like I take my dog
out and I start the car and stuff. When I
usually just grab all my belongings, put it in the
car while she's doing her peepee, and then when I'm
ready to go back upstairs, I'll grab my coffee whatever
I'm doing for breakfast. But for some reason, I looked
at my bag and I was like, that's weird. But

(09:19):
I didn't like register that I had packed it the
day before. My mindset was just like, get up, go
to work, Get.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
Up, go to work. That's how you think. That time
in the morning, I got in my car, Yeah, like literally,
you're on autopilot.

Speaker 12 (09:27):
I get in the car I'm driving, I'm maybe like
two minutes in which I was about to jump on
the four away and I realized I was.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
Like, no, that's why he was next to the door.
I don't know what it was. It just struck me.
I had to make a U turn. How far were
you into the drive? Like two minutes in? What is
that like? Maybe?

Speaker 12 (09:45):
I would say like a good solid like two miles
out just about like maybe like four traffic lights.

Speaker 1 (09:51):
I can't remember. Brian. Remember one day I came here
and we were about to record, and I said, dude,
I gotta go home. I forgot some I had to
drive all the way back home.

Speaker 13 (09:59):
Yo.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
What's all the way back home? Twenty five each way?

Speaker 9 (10:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (10:05):
Twenty five each way?

Speaker 6 (10:06):
Yes, I said, be man, you got to record this, man,
I gotta And I sat here and thought, if there's
any other way, any other way I could do this
without having to go home, and I couldn't think of it.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
Yeah, And the whole time you're just like, you just
gotta submit to it. You gotta do what you get.

Speaker 9 (10:23):
Ray.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
What's the further you know before you had to turn
around to come back? Well, luckily I live anywhere, so
I could drive back and.

Speaker 11 (10:30):
Forth sixteen times and be all right, yeah, But like
this morning I went to uh. I got to like
the ramp to get on I four, and I forgot
my coffee. I leave, man, I have to have a
cup of coffee.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
You know, the coffee here tastes like butthole.

Speaker 6 (10:46):
I turn.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
There's like nine different stores on the way here.

Speaker 6 (10:49):
I know, but I turned, Hey, ray, I'm not going
back and no coffee.

Speaker 11 (10:54):
I just turned around real quick. And then I came
back and I was like only like five minutes.

Speaker 6 (10:58):
Like yeah, I'm how to go ahead, and that booty juice. Yeah,
I forget it, sir.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
Here straight. When I live in Avalon, that was a
high it back there.

Speaker 6 (11:10):
What's the you're gone before you have to turn around? Well,
the only thing I'll turn around for is my phone.
And now we have no choice. That's how we get
in the building. Back in the day, you had a choice.
You could roll the dice without a phone. If you
don't bring your phone, now you got to wait outside
and you can't sign into your work.

Speaker 1 (11:22):
Your work now you have to have your phone.

Speaker 6 (11:25):
So the furthest I've gotten is one exit up for
twenty nine. Then I just got off and went back around. Yeah,
so that one.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
So bout that that cost me about fifteen minutes total.
Oh my god.

Speaker 6 (11:35):
But I use what they called the banana peel method.
When I need to bring something. You put it literally
in the middle of the floor, like a banan appeal,
so you will slip on it if you don't see it.
So I put it in my doorway. No way I
can forget it.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
If I have something I want to bring to eat,
it's on the counter right before I walk out the door.
And like when we have our we're out of universal.
I put that bag with the laptop in at the
door yesterday, at the door for Ray's birthday.

Speaker 12 (12:00):
You know how I have the charcouterie board and the
cake I had to put my I buckled my purse
on the door, the handle the refrigerator to make sure.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
You gotta put it in your way. Is not your way,
you don't forget Partly clouded with showers, local thunderstorms by
the day of eighty seven, it is seventy right now,
all right, we want to find out what's the furthest
you've gone and then had to return and come back
to get something from Clamont Andrea, Good.

Speaker 5 (12:29):
Morning, Good morning house everybody this morning at Jihnat's house.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
Anybody good?

Speaker 5 (12:34):
Yeah, Happy belated birthday, Ray.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
Happy birthday? Right, Yeah, I appreciate you. I came right
out here. I know I appreciate you. Yeah, Okay, Ray
went out last night? No, no, I mean I did. No, No,
I did rest their drunk? No no I did. So
what did you forget it? How far you had to
go back?

Speaker 5 (13:01):
Taking the kids on a cruise. We went all the
way down to Miami the night before and getting the
kids situated, just doing my last minute and realized I
left everybody's birth certification passport back at the house.

Speaker 3 (13:14):
So yeah, our drive back home.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
So that night you drove back four hours, got him,
and then drove back to the hotel.

Speaker 5 (13:21):
Yep, And didn't get back to the hotel until almost
one o'clock in the morning, got up and uh got
him ready for the cruise.

Speaker 1 (13:28):
There you go to make the cruise. You know what
a situation like that is. Not even to discuss you
and me? One was going back? Which which one? Which
one going back?

Speaker 5 (13:36):
It wasn't me, even though it was my fault. I
wasn't the one that went back.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
But you shouldn't be coming. You should you shouldn't be
you shouldn't be calling. Then you got a good man.
I'd have been cussing you out the whole way. I
told you, no, she'll listen to me. No, nobody listened
to me. Now I'm driving well, good.

Speaker 6 (13:56):
I'm glad it was it was.

Speaker 14 (13:58):
He told me to put him.

Speaker 3 (13:59):
He's like, you should put.

Speaker 5 (13:59):
It when your purse or put him in your back.
I said no, I want him in my hands, so
I know exactly where they're ast. And I sat them
down the counter and get the kids out the door,
and I left them all there.

Speaker 1 (14:10):
Yeah, for your safety, I wouldn't let you, but I
would fly you back. I'm like, look, you're gonna'm gonna
fly you back. I won't let you drive back, but
I will fly you back. You made a mistake, make
it right. I thank you. Have a beautiful day.

Speaker 2 (14:22):
Okay, you two guys had a great day.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
Baba, I'm gonna have to drive back because I told
you ain't want to listen from tefany, good.

Speaker 2 (14:29):
Morning, Good morning morning.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
How far you had to go and had to go back?
What do you forget?

Speaker 2 (14:34):
So I made it to daycare with my kids, and
before I realized it was the one hundredth day of school,
and the night before I laid out everything for my son.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
Oh no, I laid out everything.

Speaker 13 (14:46):
Suspender's, the shirt, all that stuff. I don't know what
kind of morning I was having, running late whatever.

Speaker 4 (14:52):
Get to the daycare and the teachers are like, oh,
you're not dressed up. I looked at him and said,
dressed up for what? And that's when it hit me
the I had it in my head. I had a
split second. I said, I gotta go to work or
I'm going.

Speaker 13 (15:04):
To be late, and the look on his face it
was like I broke his heart and right back, I'm
going to go home. I'm going to go get everything.

Speaker 4 (15:13):
I went.

Speaker 13 (15:13):
I drove all the way back home, grabbed some stuff,
went to the daycare. I called work and said I
have an emergency to take care of and I got
him dressed ready, looking like an old man.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
How How old is he? How was he at the time?

Speaker 2 (15:27):
He was four or five?

Speaker 1 (15:30):
He's four or five? Okay, okay, yeah you have to
but at six, that's when you get down on that
one knee and say, son, life ain't fast. Sometimes sometimes
we get what we want. Sometimes we don't be a
big man, no, but popm on a fanny and sent
it back in a class.

Speaker 4 (15:43):
I'm the kind of person.

Speaker 13 (15:43):
I have everything by the door. I have reminders in
my phone. I have a map that says key, a
map like a doormat that says key's phone, wallet, I
t I have all of those things.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
I understand you're a good mom. It happens sometimes from
up tona first time today, Evan, what's going on?

Speaker 9 (16:04):
Evan, good morning, guys? How you doing?

Speaker 1 (16:05):
What's up?

Speaker 9 (16:07):
It's still and woke up like thirty minutes ago, So
you just.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
Woke right up and called us you still you're still
in bab.

Speaker 9 (16:14):
I got you guys up in my prayers.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
He said, Well, we'll appreciate that. Appreciate that. I don't
even roll over and think about the show. And it
showed my life. But anyway, Evan, what you want to say?

Speaker 9 (16:25):
So I was on the way to work one day
and I was looking through my tech notes and the set.
Evan stopped by a shot to pick up materials for
the job. And I already had passed this job like
thirty minutes ago, and like when or the warehouse like
thirty minutes ago, and then there's a part from Dltona
to Daytona where there is no exit.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
Yeah, yep.

Speaker 9 (16:46):
And so I'm driving, I'm like, oh my goodness, So
I made you turn one of those things the spots
I said service vehicles only, yeah, And I kind of
stopped and I got to see a whole bunch of
car center. I'm like, man, it's gonna take forever if
I don't go like one call looked like a cop.
But so I just shot it anyways, and I got
pulled over by state trooper over. He's like you know what.

(17:08):
And as soon as I've seen that, I was like, oh,
that's it, because he was in the left land. I
shot all way to the right lane and that too.
I did that. I've seen him go all the way
to the right lane. So I just start like moving
to like getting over, slowing down. He turns like he's like,
you already knew what you did. I was like, yes, sir,
but it said service vehicles. I'm a service van.

Speaker 6 (17:32):
Attorney Dan Neel and the interrect meed the jackets and no
brander call Attorney Dan Newl and someone said they were
forty minutes into work and they had to turn around
because they forgot their partial dentures.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
Oh, you can't be up in the job. We're missing teeth.

Speaker 6 (17:44):
Yeah, and they said they can't use the banana pel
method because you can't put your teeth.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
On the floor. All right, we got to move on quickly, right,
what are you working on?

Speaker 11 (17:51):
I'm a judge is dismissing some other things that happened
three minutes away.

Speaker 14 (17:56):
On job now the Johnny's House Entertainment News Rae.

Speaker 11 (18:01):
All right, So I feel like this has fallen apart
and I don't like it. The New York judge has
now dismissed one of the many sexual assault lawsuits that
is against Diddy, and so Jane Doe chose not to
reveal her identity by pursuing the case. So what they're
saying is that she was told that she has to

(18:24):
file the complaint under her name by March twentieth, and
she did not, And the judge now has dismissed the
case earlier yesterday. Yeah, so she has now basically dropped
the charges. And she's the one that claimed that he
sexually assaulted her in New York City at a party
in nineteen ninety five. Then he violently struck her when

(18:46):
she refused his advances. And now Tony Busby, who was
her attorney, was saying that in this particular case, Jane
Doe opted not to proceed and there's a lot of
fear amongst this wells Well, the thing.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
Is is once she she goes public, every tabloid camera, paparazzi
wants to talk to her. Yeah, and so that's what
his Tony Busby is saying.

Speaker 11 (19:10):
He's saying that, like, these cases obviously are very tough,
and they're re traumatizing for victims. For those people that
actually want to pursue the lawsuit, you have to go
through the whole thing over and over again in your head.
And so now obviously she doesn't want to subject herself
to the media circus and.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
Yeah, you're still lawyer.

Speaker 6 (19:30):
Met practice depends on which city, which state, which region.

Speaker 11 (19:35):
Yeah, So I mean this dismissal comes after last week
there was another Jane and John Doe that must also
reveal their identities in separate lawsuits, and they have to
do that by April tenth. So we'll see by April
tenth if they actually come forward with their legal names
or if this is also going to get dropped.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
I mean, if it happens to you, you got to
tell your friends and family around you. Listen, this happened
to me. I'm about to be thrown into public. Then
your life is probably gonna turn a little bit too.
But you understand I won't let this man walk or
you're like, you know what, I like my life? The
wait is now, I'm just forget all about it.

Speaker 11 (20:09):
I know that's gonna be such a hard decision. Oh yeah,
Matt Damon looks unrecognizable if you haven't seen him. He's
got like this full body transformation. He was on the
set for The Odyssey. It's a Christopher Nolan film and
it's supposed to come out next year. But he looks crazy.
So his fitness journey for this highly anticipated film. They said,

(20:31):
he was dressed in like baggy pants with like this
chiseled chest and back. But he obviously looks a lot
different if you do.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
You see it now, I'm trying to find it, Okay,
said Matt Damon. Now what should I look for?

Speaker 11 (20:44):
So he's got like a gray beard and like this
like moffy looking hair.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
You see it.

Speaker 11 (20:49):
Yeah, so he does look a little bit different. But
if you saw it, like Earlier this month, Matt Damon
and Ben Affleck, who are like best friends, revealed that
they were going to be doing things together like movies
together more in the future.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
So that's one of them. Yeah, he looks different, right, That's.

Speaker 11 (21:05):
What I'm saying, And like he was talking about and
they always say that, like the transformation that you have
to do to actually get these roles and with it.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
Ben Affleck and you can tell man just put on
the just just for men. Yeah, tighten his stuff up
a little bit.

Speaker 11 (21:19):
So July twenty twenty six is when that movie's coming out.
It looks like Lincoln Park is not doing so well
with selling tickets, so obviously Chester Bennington is no longer here,
and so the band has to basically shelve some of
the concerts that they were trying to do at Dodger
Stadium in September, and so they moved it to like
some somewhere else, But they were dropping like fifty six

(21:43):
thousand seat stadiums down to eighteen thousand seat arenas, so
it's very unfortunate.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
They might be doing that too.

Speaker 11 (21:51):
Yeah, a lot of people are putting up the blame
on the new singer Emily Armstrong I think she's great.

Speaker 6 (21:57):
She chose her, she's fine, and she sounds fine. But
like she sounds like she's doing like Lincoln Park karaoke.
So if you're a Lincoln Park fan, they're gonna need
to come up with new stuff. Yeah, that's her stuff. Yeah,
it's not that, it's not that I don't think she's good.
I just think it's not It'd be like going to
see your favorite band with some one singing karayok.

Speaker 11 (22:14):
But yeah, yeah, there's also like some drama around terror
with like scientology and like she supported Danny Masterson, so
like there's some other stuff. But I don't want to
say that's why they can't sell tickets, but you know
it's out there.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
Wow, that's your favorite group, man, you know you want
you want to support the band? Yeah, take you this
some rough times. I updating you on what's been happening.
We call it what's trending. It's on the way next
on Johnny's House, twenty percent chance of eighty seven on
high it is seventy right now, I neice. What's trending,
all right.

Speaker 12 (22:45):
Trendy right now is women's sports. It is growing and
the numbers do not lie the revenue of women's sports
is set to hit two point three five billion dollars
in twenty twenty five, which is a twenty five percent
increase from twenty twenty four's record of one point eighty
eight billion dollar.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
Good.

Speaker 12 (23:00):
Yeah, women's basketball is leading the growths, are passing soccer
with over a billion dollars in revenue, recognizing star athletes
like Kaitlin Clark Angel Reese. The WNBA is looking to
expand from twelve to sixteen teams by twenty twenty eight,
and even I just found out this morning, even Eminem
is in the talks about bringing a WNBA team to Detroit,
So we'll see how that goes.

Speaker 6 (23:19):
We used to have one years ago, Yeah, we did.
It was the Mystics, the Miracle, the Miracle, Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I used to say courtside.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
Oh of course, she said, was it at the Kia? Yeah?
Was that the old one? But yeah, back then, yeah,
we had one.

Speaker 12 (23:32):
Speaking of women's sports, the twenty twenty five Women's Final
Four is set with Yukon facing UCLA and Texas taking
on South Carolina. It's going down on Friday, with the
National Championship going off on Sunday and the Women's NCAA
Final four will be hosted at our sister city, Tampa
at the Amalay Arena. It is the fourth time hosting
this event, making it the first city to do so,
and performing halftime glow relive.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
Okay, nice should have got docea. She's from Tampa. It
makes sense.

Speaker 12 (24:02):
Also, there is a new word that's being used to
describe the overwhelming feeling of cuteness, and it's called eagle.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
I hope I'm saying that right.

Speaker 12 (24:10):
It's described as a feeling so intense that it gives
us the irresissible urge to tightly clench our hands and
grit our teeth, you know, like when you're just like.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
Yes, it is, it is. It is absolutely, my gosh,
you know what.

Speaker 12 (24:26):
You know why because this is an actual word that's
in the Philippine Philippian language, which means stunned, but like
they turned it into an English like they literally put
it in the Oxford English Dictionary that can be used
as a.

Speaker 6 (24:40):
Now that's an exercise, that's exercises for your lady part.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
And the way that you just subscribed it, that's what
you exactly. Yeah, I'm done with this report. Yeah all right,
everybody will know. But how do I know? I read things. Yeah,
that's what I know. I kept focusing on men can
do it too. Yeah, wow right maybe maybe maybe tomorrow,

(25:08):
no conversation. Yeah, okay, well I look like that. I
know men we're not doing that. It's called something else.
Is it the same, It's called something else?

Speaker 9 (25:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
Yeah, I want to learn more. I'll tell you how.
I'll tell you how to do it.

Speaker 6 (25:20):
I just said it just a little bit to go
off the air. Google's free learn all day. I want
to learn from you that.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
All right, it's time it smart than your hood. That's
when you represent the city that you're living in with
a very easy questions.

Speaker 6 (25:32):
Ran, Wi'll get those questions. This is best trivia, general knowledge, general.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
Knowledge, and if you get the most right seven seas
a SeaWorld seven seas Food Festival is back one hundred
and ninety mouthwatering dishes inspired by global cuisine. If you'd
like to know more, go to SeaWorld Orlando dot com.
This weekend, Soldier Boy and Lupie Lupe Fiasco is going
to be there and the concerts are free once you
in the park. If you like to play and represent
your city. Four oh seven now one nine one o

(25:58):
six seven eight seven seven one nine one o six seven.
Smarter than you Hood, you know how to play it?
Calling down Johnny's house in partly cloudy eighty seventh the
high rate. What were looking at it right now? What
were looking at right now? Seventy on April Fool's Day.
We don't talk about that in eight o'clock hours that
mean anything anymore. You had to be ready. You had
to be on guard on a fool Day. We even

(26:19):
changed the station Spanish back in the day. You stop, yo,
We let the We did it, and then the market said,
oh they're ready, We are ready. All right, it's time
for Smarter than your hood as we get two cities
compete to find out who is the smartest and the winner.
Today you're gonna get Sea World seventh Seas Food Festival.
It is back in this weekend. Soldier Boy and Lupe Fiasco.

(26:39):
They're gonna be performing live. But first one has to
beat our amazing contestant representing the city of Okalla, thirty
one year old construction worker.

Speaker 6 (26:46):
Let's say good morning to Timothy. Hey, Timothy, Hey, good
morning Johnny.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
How you been Timothy? Howse ocala these days.

Speaker 9 (26:55):
It is great.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
Have you seen John Travolta walking around a little bit?

Speaker 15 (27:00):
But I haven't met him like thirteen years ago at
Silver Spring.

Speaker 1 (27:04):
Now i've heard people on cala. That's why he likes it.
Y'all leave him alone. He just, you know, does his
own thing. Y'all say hey John and say hey.

Speaker 9 (27:10):
What's up?

Speaker 1 (27:11):
You know?

Speaker 9 (27:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (27:12):
Pretty much?

Speaker 1 (27:13):
Yeah, you sound real excited about that, Timothy. All right,
let's find out who Timothy is playing, representing the Big Potato,
the ap K forty three year old air conditioned service
a technician. Let's say, good morning, Eric, what's up? Eric?
All right?

Speaker 10 (27:29):
Eric?

Speaker 1 (27:30):
How long you been in a popka? Five years? Five years?
And what are you liking about? What you like him
most about? APAPCA that much? That that right there? That
right there?

Speaker 9 (27:42):
All right?

Speaker 1 (27:43):
So in the a C business, it's starting to pick
up for you or that it is kind of slow.

Speaker 16 (27:51):
Eric's start to take up.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
Okay, what are you doing?

Speaker 9 (27:54):
Eric?

Speaker 1 (27:54):
Are you at work right now? What are you doing?
Because we're playing we're playing a game and you called
us Eric. Remember it's cool.

Speaker 16 (28:02):
Usually I play the game going here, it's always work.

Speaker 1 (28:05):
Okay, So if you dropped her off yet you needs
to wait. What you need just to do? Eric, he's
in the car line. He's in the car line right now. Okay, Eric, Yeah,
are you able to play or not? You let me
know what you need to do. We're live on the radio. Eric, huh,
I can play. Okay, all right, Okay, it's gonna go. Well,

(28:29):
I can tell you how Timothy's gonna win. All right,
here's going it is. We're gonna ask you a question.
If you know the answer, you yell out your city.
At that point, we'll give an opportunity to answer. If
you get it right, you get a point. You get
it wrong, we take away a point, but the last
one is for either a tie or for the win.
And then we need to find out what you sound
like on the air together. So on the count of three,
yell out your cities.

Speaker 6 (28:46):
One, two, three, oh, pretty much even level of enusiasm. Hell,
all right, let's try one more time, one two three, Okay, okay,
a Papka, get a little louder there. All right again,
if you know the answer, yell out your city. We'll
give you an opportunity answer. Here we go.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
What is the largest island in the world? That would
be Eric Australia. Australia is incorrect. The answer is Greenland. Eric,
you have minus one Nourie?

Speaker 12 (29:22):
All right, which human organ has four chambers?

Speaker 1 (29:28):
That would be Eric, the heart? That is correct? You
have now zero? It is zero zero, Timothy, Timothy.

Speaker 17 (29:37):
Yes, I'm still here.

Speaker 1 (29:38):
I'm still here, all right? All part of his plan?

Speaker 18 (29:40):
Yeah, I didn't know.

Speaker 6 (29:44):
There you go, there you go, all right, all right?
What is meteorology? The study of that would be Eric again,
whether correct?

Speaker 1 (29:56):
All right? It is a plus one? Now herere you go?
Now this part of playing, Timothy, you're smart. If not,
you didn't know anything. That's the way it works is
We're gonna ask you one last question, Timothy. If you
get it right, it is a tie. You get it wrong,
you lose.

Speaker 13 (30:12):
Eric.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
You get it right, you win. You get it wrong, Eric,
it is a tie, and we go to the tie
breaker question. Are y all ready?

Speaker 2 (30:22):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (30:23):
Okay, miss Ray.

Speaker 11 (30:25):
When Michael Jordan played for the Chicago Bulls, how many
NBA championships did he win?

Speaker 1 (30:32):
Whoa? Eric?

Speaker 6 (30:35):
Yes, congratulations. Seventy SeaWorld seven Seas Food Festival is back.
You are going on Saturday, April fifth.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
Soldier Boy and Loupe Fiasco take the stage and the
concerts are free with parket mission. You want some more information,
go to SeaWorld Orlando dot com. We're worried about you, Eric,
what you came through?

Speaker 9 (30:58):
Yep?

Speaker 1 (31:00):
All right, well you hold on a second. Then that's
what happens. All right, it is April Fool's Day. We
come back. We're gonna talk about pranks. You remember on
Johnny's I was twenty percent chance of that. Eighty seven
is the high. It is seventy right now, speaking of swim,
how about see how we gonna do this little transition. Yes,
that's why you're in the Radio Hall of Fame. Things

(31:20):
like that. Yeah, right there, right there, Brian, there was Hey,
speaking of swimming, we want you to swim with us
on the Johnny's House.

Speaker 6 (31:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
I don't think other ones have ever seen me in
the water.

Speaker 9 (31:30):
Now.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
That was one year we drinking the forties in Mexico. Yeah,
you know, swim, swimming, it just float. We're just sitting
down there drinking the forties. Anyway, we got the cruise
coming up September eighteenth, Carnival Freedom. It is three four
days cruise Thursday through Monday. We come back. We got
we're gonna hit two of their private islands. Has that
new island even opened up yet?

Speaker 6 (31:48):
I have been looking for a cruise that goes there
because my wife is not gonna take a cruise in July,
and I haven't found one yet that goes before we go.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
So we gonna be in there, brand spanking new. We'll
be one of the first, for sure. We wanted to us.
It's gonna be a great time. I don't know when
they're gonna end this, but right now you can put
one hundred and fifty dollars down and then have a
couple of a month or two to pay it all off.
If you want to know all information, just go to
XL one O six to seven dot com and I'm
gonna tell you this is gonna be the biggest one ever.

(32:15):
Every time we talk about this, you right now who
are on the fence, get off the fence. You need
something to look forward to. It's been a crazy year
and we always say have something to look forward to.
So surprise your friends, surprise your mate, your husband, your wife,
and say, you know what, we've been thinking about it.
We ain't been doing anything. Let's go on this cruise
and we're gonna be there and we'll make sure that
you have a good time. And if you're traveling by yourself,

(32:35):
you won't be by yourself because we're always going to
be together. And right now we're on record about three hundred.
I mean, by about the time it's all said and done,
it's gonna be a lot of stuff going on. So
just go to XL one O sixty seven dot com.
Get the information and Patricia will answer the phone. And
if y'all went on the last cruise, Patricia is coming back.

Speaker 6 (32:53):
Yes is.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
It should be in the Kloidyscoe Lounge at eleven pm.
I'll forget that.

Speaker 6 (33:00):
Hey man, last night bro scrub ground as she was,
I gotta say, hey, is this true?

Speaker 1 (33:07):
Yeah? I did it. You want to see what I did?

Speaker 6 (33:09):
Ye?

Speaker 1 (33:12):
You'll have those moments too. Just go the one those
six dot com. Johnny's House crew is September eighteenth. It's
when we're going all right, it is Uh. The day
is April Fool's Day. And back in the day it
used to be that thing. Man, it was April Fool's Day.
You just knew you're gonna get pranked. And I don't
think we're gonna ask you about eight thirty is the
other thing, right now? So, y, you want to talk

(33:32):
about some pranks you remember?

Speaker 11 (33:34):
Yeah, if there was like a prank that we did
that you remember, or one that you.

Speaker 6 (33:37):
Did, and we haven't done in April Fools one in
a long not since I've been here.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
Yeah, yeah, So we're just talking about regular pranks that
was going down. Yeah, I don't think we've ever done.
I mean, back back in the day when it's Dog
and Johnny, we switched the station uh Spanish uh DJ Leoni.
We brought him in and they lost them minds. There
was no Spanish FM station at the time. It was
years before a room, years before, and people will go,

(34:03):
what's wrong, what's going on? Like he's April Fools probably at.

Speaker 6 (34:06):
Least ten years before because I wasn't here yet. Yeah,
oh no, it was way before then. We're spending vinyl. Yeah,
he brought his vinyl case in there. Now, that was
the last time we did on the air. Now, the
worst thing if you if you want the death of
a morning show personality, the worst thing you could ever
do is mess with the time. And there was a
morning show here who did that and four months later

(34:28):
they were they were gone. You're sitting here going it's
six thirty three, right, and you just but back in
the day, people use their radio for their time, Like
there was no phone, Yeah what was in your car?

Speaker 1 (34:39):
But the radio told me what it was.

Speaker 6 (34:41):
What it was when I was getting up for the morning,
like getting ready for work. Yes, yes, and they was talking, Hey,
it's six thirty three. People will wait for work. They
were mad.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
A couple months later, I'm like, that's just the dumbest
thing to do. I guess the prank pulled on me
is when y'all brought all those people in my bedroom.
I was fine. The prank it was, it was, that
was a good time. The thing that bothered me the
most is I don't know who has the footage, but
the camera was live in my room for about a
whole day. Yeah, yeah, I don't know either. Actually it

(35:12):
wasn't dang. So what I went to be is that's
back when we had an actual web team, so those
guys might have it. There was Yeah, there's some footage.
I don't know. I mean, you know, I don't think
about that every now and then. Yeah, but no, no,
we won't put the footage up because my ex wife
is in that video soup.

Speaker 9 (35:31):
For you to think.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
Ray, what do you want to remember?

Speaker 11 (35:34):
Well, when I was down at Real Radio interning, that
was an April Fool's prank and I was good.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
I'm so mad.

Speaker 11 (35:40):
They were telling me that I was the first ever
intern to get an endorsement. And so they had a
sales lady come in and tell me that I got
an endorsement and all that stuff.

Speaker 1 (35:50):
And it was for an.

Speaker 11 (35:51):
Adult toy store. Oh man, they had me. They wrote scripts,
they did all of that. They hadn't cut commercials. Yeah,
promoting this adult toy store run on the air. Yeah,
oh yeah, a whole get paid. I thought that I
was going to get paid, and it.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
Was just that was some some?

Speaker 9 (36:10):
Was it some? Was it some?

Speaker 1 (36:12):
What do you say the burbage? Yes, I just remember
saying big trouble in my little China. That is funny.

Speaker 9 (36:25):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
Look that's a good prank.

Speaker 9 (36:28):
Radio.

Speaker 6 (36:29):
That's a good one. That's a good prank. Like I
know when you were you upset that you weren't gonna
get the money or okay, yes, I was like you
were broke.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
It was an intern. I was working two jobs. It
was a damn you guy.

Speaker 11 (36:42):
It was late to my birthday dinner, because my birthday
is the thirty first, the day before, and.

Speaker 1 (36:45):
They had be CUsing these commercials late to my birthday dinner.
Oh wow, I'm sorry. If if, if, if Brian and
I would have did something like that, I'd just been laughing.
Just stop.

Speaker 6 (36:54):
We wouldn't be able to go through it all the
way because we would have been laughing too hard.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
It was too hard. That's a funny prank. It's good. Yeah,
I mean they had the sales lady and everybody in
on it.

Speaker 6 (37:03):
Ryan got any of you remember, Yeah, I've never really
been pranked as a kid. I remember my mom was
hanging out with this one girl lady and her husband
pranked them and I was with them. They set up
he set up a mannequin in the doorway when they
went into the apartment, and he cut the lights so
you couldn't turn the lights on. And this was back
like when like you know, Jason and Michael Myers staring.

(37:25):
So we opened the door. I'll remember it for the
rest of my life. We opened the door and there's
like a man, a man. It looks like a man
in a in a like a jumpsuit, like a Diggy's
jumpsuit with a mask on, and the police came. We
called the police because we ran, so it kind of
backfired on him because obviously he got in trouble for
having the police show up. But that's the only time
I've ever been like pranked, pranked, I feel like, and
it stuck with me, but I don't.

Speaker 4 (37:47):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
I don't find pranks funny. Yeah. I like to pull them, yeah,
but I don't like to be in prank.

Speaker 11 (37:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
Wow, nothing savages.

Speaker 12 (37:55):
I mean as far as doing anything for a prank
is like putting hot sauce on a cookie and giving
it to my friend.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
Well, I mean, you tried to prank me with the
little photo things you put as one, and I was like,
I was like, you know what you're You're not ready
for this. And there was assistance, all right, so we
provided a picture. I understand. I may not say or
say the name it might write, I understand, but I
was like, this, you're playing big boy games.

Speaker 6 (38:19):
I fixed that lame thing you were calling a prank
by putting a real photo up and everything.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
I was trying to help you out. Yes you did.

Speaker 6 (38:25):
You're about to do some kindergarten level stuff. I got
you up the second grade because your thing, your.

Speaker 1 (38:29):
Thing is you know, your mind is focused on where
you add at the time or at the time, so
you don't think left or right is for me, that
would have just been bad. It would have been bullying
for me to prank you, just bullying. You're looking for
the t yeah, like we go for the knockout punch. Yeah,
I'm scared to get prank by you guys. I mean, like,
go to a night, go to an event and nobody's there,

(38:51):
like literally nobody, because you'll buy out the place. So
I'm like, I gave you that warning and you haven't
since then, so I'm not gonna bother you with that.
I want to find out the best prank you've ever
you always remember who was it?

Speaker 9 (39:06):
Four?

Speaker 1 (39:07):
Who was it?

Speaker 9 (39:07):
Two?

Speaker 1 (39:07):
Was it something we've done on the air, whatever it is,
hit us up. We want to hear about it, and
we're gonna hook somebody up with a pair of ticket.
See Kyle Er Minoguet the Tensent Tour at the Kia
Center on April thirteenth, four oh seven, now one nine
one on six seven eight seven seven now one nine
one on six seven call because we want to hear
about it. You can text if you can't get through.
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(39:28):
stream of social media. We love talking to you guys,
so drop a comment there. It is April Fool's Day.
You want to find out about the best prank you
remember in your personal life? On the radio, call us
now on Johnny's House, Chance of Rain. I was eating
what does that mean yesterday? It's coming back at me now,
repeating on you say, oh, that's repeating, heating on me

(39:53):
seventy right now? All right, we want to find out
about pranks that you remember. We're gonna hook somebody with
a pair take see kind of an old attention to
a at the Kids Center on April thirteenth. Let's go
all the way to dale Tona and talk to Tiffany. Hey, Tiffany, Hello,
who got pranked?

Speaker 3 (40:10):
Okay, so I got pranks?

Speaker 17 (40:12):
I'm an after school teacher and we decided that we
were going to take a jar.

Speaker 3 (40:16):
Mayonnaise, empty it out.

Speaker 17 (40:19):
Philip was Vaniwa pudding and just whip it out and
start eating it in the middle of after school. And
the kids thought it was the most disgusting thing in
the whole entire world.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, this sounds pretty gross. Yeah, just the
thought of it. Did you ever tell him it was
it was a pudding?

Speaker 16 (40:36):
No, we didn't.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
That's just meaning traumatizing. He's still laughing. Hold on the second, Tiffany,
Let's travel to Leesburg and talk to Kayla. Hey, Kayla, Hello, Ahi, Kayla,
best prank you remember?

Speaker 3 (40:53):
So I work in an income tax office and this
was just last year.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
Me and my co worker.

Speaker 18 (40:59):
Conjured up this and to prank our receptionists to where
she was gonna quit. So it's like two weeks before
tax season ends. It's super busy in the office, the
whole lobby is full. She just storms out, saying, I
can't do this anymore. This is too much for me.
I can't do this anymore. The receptionist and just looking
at us like okay, I don't even care. And my

(41:22):
boss is chasing my coworker outside like what's wrong.

Speaker 4 (41:26):
We can to fix this, don't.

Speaker 18 (41:28):
Worry about it.

Speaker 3 (41:29):
Everything's gonna be fine.

Speaker 18 (41:30):
Just come inside and talk to us, please. So we
ended up pranking the wrong person.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
I'm lost you the wrong person?

Speaker 18 (41:44):
Yes, So we meant to prank our receptionists with my
coworker leaving in a busy tax office. My boss was
the one who was freaking out.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
Like, oh god, okay, God, I thought he was in
on it the first part.

Speaker 6 (41:59):
All Right, that's pretty bad, that's pretty you do that here,
they'll be like, all right, well we got rid of
one of them.

Speaker 1 (42:03):
Yeah, they'll Tna Caitlin, good morning.

Speaker 5 (42:08):
Good morning.

Speaker 16 (42:08):
All right, prank you remember, Uh it was my sisters
that got pranked.

Speaker 3 (42:12):
My dad pranks her and it was just a simple prank.

Speaker 19 (42:15):
But it was a bad one. He had hired someone
to call her up Aniathan nephew, their college age, but
they were young at the time, little and they really
wanted to go to this concert and had just hired
this guy to call her up and tell her announced it.

Speaker 14 (42:29):
Oh you won, and you should be so excited, Heidi,
And I mean tears were shed, yelling telling the kids
and they're all jumping up and down in the kitchen
and they can't believe it.

Speaker 19 (42:40):
They want it.

Speaker 3 (42:41):
And then it went on.

Speaker 19 (42:42):
He didn't end it there. It went on and they
really thought they were going for a couple of days.
And I'm pretty sure she's still so mad about her
Oh yeah, the kids were little too. That was the
worst part.

Speaker 1 (42:53):
Well his thing. Did your dad back it up with
some real tickets?

Speaker 16 (42:58):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (42:58):
No, oh, noank a prank like that. You got to
back it up with some real tickets.

Speaker 3 (43:05):
Oh.

Speaker 19 (43:05):
He is a prankter from way back. Every year he
gets somebody, and that year was her.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
Man, it was bad.

Speaker 19 (43:12):
It was not good here.

Speaker 11 (43:15):
That.

Speaker 1 (43:16):
Yeah, that's tough, lot of stuff. Your dad ain't no joke.
What a lot of people out here with ptsdo joke. Yeah,
you got to back that prank up with some tickets.

Speaker 6 (43:25):
Man comes up in therapy later. Yeah, all right, you
hold on his zegg right with this hand over now.

Speaker 11 (43:31):
Somebody said, my mom pulled the prank on my dad
when I was little little. When he left for work,
she moved all of the furniture in the house into
one of the bedrooms in the very back, and she
had me hide in the closet. When he came home
from work, he thought that my mom had taken me
and left him.

Speaker 1 (43:50):
That is some serious effort put into it.

Speaker 6 (43:53):
Hey be careful because you might he might walk in
and going, yes, fine, well would you do to me?

Speaker 1 (44:00):
He took all the furniture and the child and lusts
so we go, we go, So he goes, what's them fussing?
Funny part? He don't think we left him?

Speaker 14 (44:07):
Kick?

Speaker 6 (44:08):
Kick?

Speaker 8 (44:10):
Mom?

Speaker 1 (44:10):
Are you okay?

Speaker 10 (44:11):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (44:13):
It takes to move all your fe Wow. B what's
over there?

Speaker 6 (44:16):
XL Mobile Power by Attorney Dan Newl And then a
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Dan new And someone said they were in Atlanta back
in nineteen ninety six and the Olympics was there, and
the local morning radio show was coming on every hour
with a new list of countries that were boycotting the Olympics.
Oh say, and they were going to be there, and
they kept it going on Morning Law. They got suspended
for a week for that then and then soone this

(44:39):
is great. Someone said, when my brother and I were younger,
we used to prank my dad every April Fool Day.
We would save the newspaper from the prior year and
then go get it in the morning and put it
in the plastic bag, so he was reading last year's newspaper.
It took him four years to realize that they do
it to him every year.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
You gotta understand back then that was the only less
you got your news. You got in the morning from
the paper and at night from TV.

Speaker 9 (45:04):
That was it.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
There was no going online getting updated. That was it
in the morning to get your news.

Speaker 6 (45:10):
But yes, you're excited, and I'm sure you're ina going up.

Speaker 1 (45:15):
The reason it's saying on yeah, we got GenZ.

Speaker 12 (45:18):
She says, my friend made chocolate covered onions for her
kids and video to them.

Speaker 1 (45:22):
It's hilarious. Well that's bought aline abuse.

Speaker 10 (45:28):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
The young lady whose dad told him they had concert
tickets ran it out to concert date and they didn't go.
That's that's me. We got a concert for your paying tickets.
And Kyla Minogue attention to it now the Johnny's House
Entertainment News with.

Speaker 11 (45:42):
Ray all right, So I was telling you Elon Musk
is a reducing his child suppertainments. So he initially gave
Ashley Saint Clair two and a half million.

Speaker 1 (45:53):
Dollars, he said, if I even knew that was my baby, Yes.

Speaker 11 (45:56):
And he is continuing to pay her annual payments of
five hundred thousand dollars and she's accusing him of reducing
his child support payments for the baby. She says he
has fathered, so this is his this would be his
thirteenth child yeah. And so in a video that was posted,

(46:17):
you could see Ashley Saint Clair, she's handing over the
keys to her one hundred thousand dollars Tesla, outside of
her Manhattan apartment. And I guess there was a reporter
that saw that, and the reporter asked, you know how
she's doing. She goes, I need to make up for
the sixty percent cut that Elon made to our son's
child support. Like she's still complaining of the five hundred

(46:38):
thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
If I'm making five hundred thousand dollars and I built
a lifestyle around at five hundred thousand, and all of
a sudden, you cut it down the two hundred and
fifty thousand. Yes, So the reporter asked her if she
felt that.

Speaker 6 (46:52):
My mom got thirty seven dollars and fifty cents a
week and it bounces half the time.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
I shut the hell all the way up. Now I'm
have to turn him a cot here.

Speaker 6 (47:04):
He bought her, so he gifted that to her, and
she's selling the gift to make up for the shortcoming.

Speaker 1 (47:09):
That's right.

Speaker 6 (47:10):
You realize that Tesla's literally five times probably more than
I ever would have gotten in my entire childhood for
if my checks didn't bounce, Shut the hell.

Speaker 11 (47:18):
Up what The reporter asked if she felt like Elon
Musk was being vindictive toward her.

Speaker 1 (47:26):
She said yes.

Speaker 11 (47:28):
She also was talking about this was her last attempt
to speak to Elon Musk, and this has been since
February thirteenth. That was the last time that she has
spoken to him. And the crazy thing is that he posted.
He was like, I don't even know if the child
is mine or not.

Speaker 1 (47:43):
And he goes, that's the biggest insult you can put
on one. Yes, And he goes and he's not going
to find out. That's his thing.

Speaker 11 (47:49):
He doesn't even want to find out. And he's still
paying this woman and gave her to and a half
million dollars.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
He really really might not be his Yes, Oh it
doesn't even matter, he goes, despite not even knowing for sure.

Speaker 11 (48:00):
I gave Ashley two and a half million dollars, am
sending her five hundred thousand dollars a year.

Speaker 1 (48:07):
So wow, I don't know, she said there going if
I'd known that, I'll used to partictndred thousand dollars. I
had to go to all this. I mean, if you
do all the if you break it down rate, five
hundred thousand dollars ain't five hundred thousand dollars.

Speaker 6 (48:20):
That's all I'm saying. You just have to taxes and
all that stuff. It's more like four hundred thousands, right wild.
The sad thing is, I mean really, and this is
what I'm going to say.

Speaker 11 (48:32):
The sad thing is is that she says I intend
to allow our child to grow in a normal and
safe environment.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
No you're not, because you're bitching about five hundred thousand dollars.
That's like causing like danger. You said, we one hundred thousand,
he'll be he'll be a pretty noms actually have a
pretty good life four hundred thousand. So yeah, I wish
that was kid to come out. I don't even know
if that's my baby because you don't take care of
this honey anyway.

Speaker 11 (48:56):
Yeah, anyways, Uh, Kanye, I wasn't going to talk about
this yesterday, but he just continues to have something to say.
So I don't know if you saw this. He just
did an interview. He showed up in a black KKK outfit.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
I was selling brown off air. I say, Kanye has
done so much stuff. The man shows up in a
black KKK costume outfit or whatever, and there's no nobody cares.

Speaker 3 (49:20):
Now.

Speaker 6 (49:20):
He was like, Okay, I'm telling you I've been doing
some stuff for my hip hop shows yesterday and that
I think that's the consensus in the hip hop community
at this point is let's just ignore him like them.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
It's over the side shows, the side show, let's go.

Speaker 13 (49:32):
I know.

Speaker 11 (49:32):
So the thing that he was continuing to say in
the interview is that I didn't have I didn't want
to have children with this person after the first two
months of being with them, but that wasn't God's plan.
Talking about Kim Kardashian and they have an eleven year
old nine seven five, so it's like your kids are
getting older now and they're going to be able to

(49:54):
see and hear these things, which is very sad.

Speaker 1 (49:57):
Yeah. Yeah, he's not thinking of the big picture of
the kid's mental health, even though he deals with mental
health every day. He's not sitting back going the damage
that you're putting on these children. You know, He's not anything, nothing,
absolutely nothing. All right, we come back those weird stories
that are true on Johnny's seven is what we're looking
at as a high and is seventy right now, weird

(50:17):
stories at the true Brian. What's going on?

Speaker 6 (50:19):
Well, the same money, our rent because no rent is
crazy right now? Yep, there is a woman who decided
to rent out the bathroom at the factory where she works,
and they just charge her seven dollars a month. That's
where she lives. It's a six square foot bathroom facility.
So it got a toilet obviously, Okay, I got a
sink in it.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
Obviously.

Speaker 6 (50:35):
She brings in a small bed which I'm not really
sure how it's six foot, but it's got to be
really really small. Yeah, she has a portable hangar unit
for her clothes and the bass says the girl insisting
on paying double the rent because of the water electricity.
They actually tried to cut her a break and she
wanted to pay more, but they said no. So she
would be paying fourteen dollars a month. But she only
pays seven dollars a month. No water, no electricity.

Speaker 1 (50:57):
Did you say where this was? This is in China? Okay,
I've seen a video of her. I see a video
of her. Yeah, she's been posting.

Speaker 6 (51:03):
Videos from her little back apartment. Yeah, no, is she
living that way or she's one of those influencers trying
to get some.

Speaker 1 (51:10):
I don't know because I only came across the video.

Speaker 6 (51:12):
Like, she works at the factory, so I mean, maybe
she's now becoming an influencer because of it, but she
was a factory worker. Maybe she's you know, lived there.
Slash security couldn't seven dollars a month's right? She pays
them to me security, who's the genius?

Speaker 13 (51:28):
Now?

Speaker 1 (51:28):
I was like, hey, sleep in the bathroom. Seven dollars.
If you had anything, just call me. Yeah, call us.
This is crazy.

Speaker 6 (51:33):
You've heard stories of people struck by lightning and then
weird things happen to them. Some people say it helps
like jog memories, or they can see. We had someone
who said it helps and see the future. Somebody starts
speaking a different language. Yeah, well, this person got struck
by lightning, couldn't move. Rush to the hospital. They diagnosed
a temporary condition called I can't even pronounce it, caira
and narrow paralysis. Okay, anyway, she's paralyzed for about nine hours.

(51:55):
She couldn't breach, she couldn't speak, she couldn't move. When
she woke up, she opened her eye and her eyes
had turned brown. They were green.

Speaker 1 (52:04):
She got struck.

Speaker 6 (52:05):
Oh wow, so no one knew that because they thought
that she had just had brown eyes. They brought her
into the hospital. When she opened up her eyes, she realized,
wait a second, I got brown eyes.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
Now that's wild.

Speaker 6 (52:14):
What's happened to here? She also has a spot on
her head where the lightning hit. I guess that's extra sensitive. Wow,
this is like real life Harry Potter.

Speaker 1 (52:22):
Yeah so wow.

Speaker 6 (52:24):
Yeah, she said, it's actually become like a kind of
cool dating story for her to tell people.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
So it's helped her in her dating life, which is crazy.
So you know, we're going back to what we talked
about the other day. So what's the worst thing happened
to you? I'll get hit by lightning? My eyes chains colors.
I'd open with that, Sarah, come out to the box.

Speaker 6 (52:40):
I mean seriously, that would be my opening line because
how many like that's so unique? How many people have
you that's cool? I'm like, okay, yeah, wow, I can't
top any of those stories. Yeah I opened with that one.
And yesterday I told you about somebody who's peeping in
all of the yes, the recycling bins around town. They
can't figure out who it is. I don't have an
update on that guy. I'm I might have like his

(53:01):
evil villain accomplice. There is a guy in New Delhi.
He's twenty seven years old and he is the notorious
poop and run guy.

Speaker 1 (53:09):
Oh gosh.

Speaker 6 (53:10):
So he will commit a crime and when the officers
get close to him, he drops a two on himself
and then it smells so bad that the officers can't
go after him and he escapes. Yeah, this has happened
numerous times. This isn't a one time deal. So they
gave him the nickname the poop and Run Guy.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
I mean, look, if I'm I'm an officer of the
law and I'm chasing you down because you stole half
a dozen donuts and you got poop all over you,
you just made it that day, bro, because I ain't
worth it.

Speaker 13 (53:35):
Right.

Speaker 6 (53:35):
Well, they finally got together a task force to catch
the poop and run guy, and they let him commit
his crime again, and they showed up, but this time
they had gloves, has mass suits, gas mask the whole deal,
and they caught the guy and so now he is
in prison.

Speaker 1 (53:53):
I would lie. While I was in there, I was
robbing people, man, I was just robbing everybody on the block.
I know who you are, man that poop and run, So.

Speaker 6 (54:01):
I'll let you know if the pep guys get caught
in the pool. Wow, couldn't do it this one time?
Huh No, he was a cereal Well, I mean it worked.
He got away with everything. Wow, that was his escape plan,
all right. Listen, Americas spent one hundred and thirty eight
minutes worrying a day. We're just kind of curious. What
are you worrying about?

Speaker 1 (54:18):
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We're gonna talk about it next on Johnny's House. Twenty
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seventy eight right now?

Speaker 9 (54:39):
Right?

Speaker 1 (54:39):
What they say about people worrying, girl, They.

Speaker 11 (54:41):
Say that Americans are spending about one hundred and thirty
eight minutes a day worrying about something.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
Really, Yeah, you believe that.

Speaker 9 (54:50):
I do.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
I do believe it, especially.

Speaker 11 (54:53):
If you're like stuck on something and just like you
can't move past it, or you're just constantly worrying about
like that one topic.

Speaker 1 (54:59):
Then you know one of the things. You know, there's
a lot of negatives about growing older and getting older.
I can tell y'all, I'm living it. But the positive
is you don't worry that much anymore. Do you look
at life? It is what it is, and you go
through your whole life thinking about the times you stayed
up late night worrying and worrying and wearing it and
nothing happens, and you just don't yeh oh, right, what
are you worry about? I mean two hours and eighteen

(55:21):
minutes is a long time. Yeah, that's home up. Well,
so you think, you know, you think about five minutes here? Yeah,
what do you worry about right now?

Speaker 11 (55:29):
Well, I'm constantly always worried about like the twins obviously,
but I think that's another thing, and that you just
want your kids to be happy and healthy. But I
think that like my housing, Yeah, like because I'm renting
right now and I hate renting. I hate renting, and
I know it's like the only thing that I can
do right now, just because I can't buy a house
right now, and so I think that's what I'm constantly

(55:50):
worried about.

Speaker 1 (55:51):
I think for me, the only thing that I worry
about now I was thinking about that doing a break
is my mom and my mom's health.

Speaker 6 (55:57):
You know.

Speaker 1 (55:57):
That's that's about it. I call every day and it's
he puts on the strong face. Yeah, but if anything
that I think about with concern would be that other
than that, it's like what it is.

Speaker 11 (56:09):
But it's like that people constantly worry about is what
they need to do, Like things that you need to do.
You're worrying about things that you need to get your
to do list, if you're.

Speaker 1 (56:16):
An overall procrastinator that stuff. Don't you got a point?
What do you worry about right now?

Speaker 6 (56:24):
I mean, I'm always constantly worried about pretty much every
aspect of my house, like finances. And then also with
my son at this point, like that he's going to
end up okay in life.

Speaker 1 (56:33):
Yeah. I know, he's twenty and he's on his own.
He's doing his thing. I did my job. I delivered
him to adulthood. That's all I'm supposed to do.

Speaker 6 (56:38):
That's right, but you can't help but worry that he's
going to turn out okay, and like you know, he's
gonna end up finding his way and all that stuff.
So I worry about that. But I think worry comes
like from people with anxiety. Like I have anxiety, so
I worry about everything. Yeah, Like I mean, there's not
a day that I don't worry about getting fired from here. Yeah,
for no no reason, no tangible reason.

Speaker 1 (56:55):
And again, like I said, growing older, I used to
think that all the time, and then you realize that
it is what it is.

Speaker 6 (57:02):
But if you have anxiety, that doesn't work really, because
I've been here twenty five years and so yeah, there's
no there is no reason to eat for me for
one second to think that I would have a reason
to be fired from here. But I still think it
every day, Yeah, because I have I just have anxiety.
I can't get rid of it.

Speaker 1 (57:16):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (57:17):
This report said that people are actually scheduling worry time
now in their outlook calendar. Oh wow, they're setting aside
time every day. Let me worry now and then I
can try to not worry for the rest of the day.

Speaker 1 (57:28):
I mean, that's a good idea. That's what that is.

Speaker 6 (57:30):
A psychiatrist said, it is a good idea because it
knows this is my this is my set. Like you exercise,
I'm an exercise here. I'm gonna meditate here. I'm gonna
worry here, and then you have to like functionally not
worry the rest of the day. And that's the hard
part for me. I practiced this book that our readis said,
worry is an unnecessary emotion. It's one that we create ourselves.
I'm sure it's not. It's not like you're born with

(57:50):
that emotion. It's something that it grew up in your
household and it's a part of you, and it's not necessary.
You got to tell yourself.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
And I think about all the times I stayed up
two or three nights worrying about something and then that
big moment happened and all that's logical. Yeah, so after
a while it was like I ain't doing it. It's
the fear of the unknown. Basically as soon as that happened,
what you were about right now?

Speaker 5 (58:12):
Right now?

Speaker 12 (58:13):
I think like it kind of all revolves around sleep,
like making sure that I can get enough of it
to like do all of these jobs that I have
and I'm very very grateful for it, and I try
to stay on top of it and organize and everything.
But like when I get home from work, for example,
like Monday, Tuesdays are like my days off. I will
squeeze in a nap, but the second I wake up
from my nap, my heart is racing. I'm like, all right,

(58:33):
make sure you get this video done, Go get to
the gym, do this with the dog. But da da da,
So you can be in bed by nine point thirty
and it should be good. And then next thing I know,
I'm going about it like ten thirty.

Speaker 1 (58:43):
That's it, just from right. But it's just the for me.

Speaker 12 (58:47):
It's the concept of like make sure you get enough sleep.
So with everything that I kind of try to tackle
throughout the day, whether it's like minuscule or tedious, or
like big or small for personal reasons or like for work,
it's like makes you you get it down so you.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
Can go to sleep, Go to sleep, Go to sleep. Yeah, madda,
real quick, what you're what twenty one, twenty two? Yeah,
twenty one. What do you worry at twenty one years old?
What do you worry about?

Speaker 9 (59:08):
Well?

Speaker 20 (59:08):
I just graduated college, so I'm very worried about everything
all the time because I'm in that weird phase, like,
all right, college life is over. I have to like
get things together. Your parents are constantly asking me what
I'm gonna get a job. I'm like, well, I have
a job.

Speaker 1 (59:24):
Hey, let me take some when I start at radio.
Mym you say that when you go to the job.
Am I work at the radio station. I want to
about the real job.

Speaker 6 (59:29):
So so my wife says to Jayden all the time,
that's real kick, you're there talking, or you'll get a
real work.

Speaker 1 (59:36):
All right, let's find out from you what you worry about.
From Titusville Brian, Brian.

Speaker 2 (59:40):
Good morning, Hey guys, good morning.

Speaker 1 (59:42):
All right, what do you worry abou one hundred thirty
eight minutes? Americans worry every day. What do you worry about?

Speaker 15 (59:47):
Mostly my marriage, specifically the bond between me and my wife.
So we have five kids between three and fourteen. Fourteen
year old's pretty good, but you know you can only
leave them for so many hours and have a date.
I'm here and there, but the grandparents not so much around. Yeah,
and when they are in the same town, and you know,
buying a babysitter a little sketchy. Those people are sketchy,

(01:00:10):
but just trying to figure out, like how I can
keep our marriage alive by getting date nights, by just
being able to have time to me and her again.

Speaker 6 (01:00:19):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
Yeah, wow, that's a worry. And I guess a lot
of people worry like you say, you don't. You don't
have that support group around you. And so that means
that the kids are always there. You're their entertainer twenty
four hours a day.

Speaker 7 (01:00:29):
Yeah, because I mean sometimes you get home, get late night.
Sometimes I'm not tired, she is, and then the other nights,
I'm tired and she's not. So when I'm ready, she's not,
And when she's ready, I'm not. You know, so we
never really meet up in the middle. But it's just
to even find the time to just be like, I
love you. Hey, let's watch a movie. By the time
we get twenty minutes into a movie, one of the
kids needs something, you know, it's just one thing after

(01:00:51):
the other.

Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
Well, keep working on it, man, you'll find your groom. Don't.
But neither one of you ever give up. Just keep
working on it. And it's fact that you're worrying makes
your good husband appreciate that. All right, thank you. Keep trying.
He's trying. They're trying, caring from delaying good morning, good morning.
What do you worry about?

Speaker 2 (01:01:08):
I'm telling Nuri's the better question is.

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
What am I not worried about?

Speaker 9 (01:01:12):
All right?

Speaker 17 (01:01:14):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
To preface, I ever since I was God, I think
I was eleven, I.

Speaker 3 (01:01:18):
Have been diagnosed with high anxiety and like all sorts
of depression issues.

Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
So the two in hand in hand have God ruled
my life?

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
It feels like okay, Like so just.

Speaker 2 (01:01:29):
This week, I have my daughter's birthday party coming up
on Saturday, and every time I turn around, I'm like,
I haven't.

Speaker 3 (01:01:35):
Ordered anything for this party yet. What am I gonna do?

Speaker 2 (01:01:38):
I need it and I have it all sitting in
my Amazon cart.

Speaker 3 (01:01:40):
Do I click by No?

Speaker 2 (01:01:42):
No, of course not.

Speaker 1 (01:01:43):
It sounds like you create scenarios to worry.

Speaker 3 (01:01:48):
Well, I'm not deliberately trying to. I'm just it's like every.

Speaker 2 (01:01:52):
Time I turn around, something else is happening that I
have to then worry about. It's like I got a
full time job and.

Speaker 3 (01:01:58):
I'm also in school trying to earn my degree in
digital media, and so I've got like all these projects
that assignments do. And then on top of that, my
husband and I were trying for god four and a
half years to have another baby, and then right after
Thanksgiving I found out I'm pregnant.

Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
Okay, so now you're worried about that?

Speaker 3 (01:02:21):
Well, because that this pregnancy is so much different than.

Speaker 1 (01:02:24):
When I was with my daughter.

Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
Now, granted I was sick with her.

Speaker 3 (01:02:27):
With morning sickness, but it kind of like gradually went away.
This is like twenty four to seven. If I like
blink the wrong way.

Speaker 1 (01:02:36):
I'm sick. Okay, all right, you hold on a secondary
ry real quickly. What to saying over?

Speaker 11 (01:02:40):
Obviously, money is a big one. Somebody said, my my dryer,
and have going to make the roofing company buy me
a new one.

Speaker 1 (01:02:48):
My health, my children's future, right uh?

Speaker 6 (01:02:52):
Excel mobile power by Attorney Dan Newlin interrect need to check.
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logical reason, being fired and my wife leaving me.

Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
That's a hard one every day.

Speaker 9 (01:03:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:03:01):
Then someone said it would take one hundred thirty eight
minutes to list all the things I'm worried about.

Speaker 1 (01:03:05):
Wow, way, anybody listening right now? You're out there worrying
about things. Just know that you're not alone. Everybody else
is thinking about something too. All right, we come back
April Fool's Day? Is that still a thing on Jebber
Fool's Day that used to be a big thing back
in the day. I even bet. I asked Brian, say, Brian,
you think that I bore Jeremy Bruce is gonna ask

(01:03:27):
us if we're gonna do some type of April fool
Frank And we both said yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:03:31):
He didn't do it, so I said, absolutely, that's right
up his alley. I ran him to him in the
hall twice yesterday and both times was waiting for it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:39):
What you guys gonna do? And he didn't bring it up.
Once you understand old school radio, that was the time
to do it. Man, you got to do a break
up the radio on Aper fools Day. Now, I looked
it up. Now I'm gonna try to break it down
in everyday term. And this is from the History Channel.
I guess they changed the calendar where the French channel
of French calendar to the Gregary calendar, and that started

(01:04:01):
on April first. But then when they used the new
calendar that started on January first, so people who are
still celebrating April first, they call them foods. You the
butt of the jokes, and you ain't even know what's
going on, got it? That's what they say. And to
this day, you know, we're trying to keep that thing alive.
Makes sense, But I do see April Fool's Day going
away like Crystopher Columbus Day and Thanksgiving these days. It's

(01:04:25):
just annoying.

Speaker 11 (01:04:27):
Like I get it some of these businesses like they
want to be on trend, but I feel like there's
so many businesses that are like the airport's closed for good,
Like that's not funny.

Speaker 6 (01:04:39):
You think the world now, look the world's tight right now. Yeah,
the whole world and everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:04:43):
And it is tight. You think it's so tight now
that people don't think April Fool Jokes is just funny.
Be creative, bro, But I get got so easily.

Speaker 12 (01:04:51):
Literally, right before we went on the air, like the
last commercial break, I'm like, oh my god, Tyrieki's getting
traded for the Cats.

Speaker 6 (01:04:57):
And he might be because he's he's been hinting he
wants out, but he got traded from Kansas City to Miami,
so he's not going.

Speaker 1 (01:05:04):
Back to Cana. I didn't know, okay, and without even
looking up, I said, that's fake and then jail for America.
That's not real. That's not that's not real. It was
a good chance you got got with that kickle store
you gave. Listen to the podcast. I just don't, I don't.
I'm gonna find out if you're if you're doing anything today,
like we have nothing playing. But back in the day,
Rady Wacky Radio. Oh that was the day you came

(01:05:27):
alive with wracky wacky Radio. Hey, don't forget right now,
there is a helicopter on the brand new highway I five.
I five runs north of I four. If he was
like this new highway on five. Yes, that's right, that's
what's going on. We did one. We almost got fired.
We pretend this is this was so long ago that
we know that was Groundhog's Day. We almost got arrested
for running a fake groundhog across the streets. Yet, but yeah,

(01:05:52):
that's what that was radio's hey day. Yeah, it's April
Fool prank. You planned. You had meetings to talk about
how we're gonna prank the on April Fool Day. You know,
I hear I got I got announcement to make y'all
today's gonna be my last day on the air, you
better stop was made for people like nurse people say,

(01:06:22):
or Brian and I were get in a big fight
and one of us would stolen.

Speaker 6 (01:06:26):
And I would now, I'm not coming back as long
as Johnny's here, That's right, April Fool's Day. Yeah, and
I would really leave, Yes, he would leave, Yeah, and
then I wouldn't be here. The rest of it would
take calls Johnny, you need apologies.

Speaker 9 (01:06:35):
No.

Speaker 6 (01:06:35):
If Brian's gonna act like that, then let Brian act
like that. Back in the day, there was a guy
on the radio here named Ed Till.

Speaker 9 (01:06:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:06:42):
He was on real radio.

Speaker 6 (01:06:43):
He's a talk guy, and he set this up for
like the first hour and a half of his show,
he was talking about the sandwich that he was getting
delivered from a sandwich shop that's local or whatever, and
then you know, talking about great it is. And he
talked about it for about an hour and a half
and then on the air he choked on the sandwich
like it was a ham sandwich, and like someone called

(01:07:04):
nine one one and sent him to the radio station
like he like it was dead air for a while
was people freaking out like off mic. Then they went
to commercial, and then like for the next fifteen minutes,
everyone's like, oh my god, until just choked it death
on the radio. It was obviously Faus but and then
he came back on and just like patted himself on
for the next hour about how he sold you guys,
and how you listen for an hour and a half

(01:07:25):
about this sandwich and then you bought.

Speaker 1 (01:07:27):
It and it worked. I just I should just think
the world's so tight right now. Nobody wants to.

Speaker 6 (01:07:31):
Well, here's the crazy thing to me is we should
use the same scrutiny every single day that would do
on April Fool's Day. It comes to all these stupid
things that people post and say, yes, but the only
day we really analyze it and think critically is today today.

Speaker 1 (01:07:46):
Dumb asses, every day, every damn day. So I want
to find out for you, are you playing anything at
work with your friends, with your husband, with your kids?
Is it something or it's just another day and we
should let it go like chrystopal Kalumbus and Thanksgiving And
I don't want to hear you what y'all say. You know,
damn will after this year at the Halloween you' putting
up Christmas decorations. You forgot all about Thanksgiving. You know

(01:08:08):
that's how it's gonna go down. I'm telling what I'm
just saying, right, you ain't got a fighting over you
know what?

Speaker 19 (01:08:13):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:08:13):
I don't he wont it?

Speaker 13 (01:08:14):
There?

Speaker 1 (01:08:14):
He goes, Yeah, I ain't coming back.

Speaker 6 (01:08:16):
To you, right, just gone right, got act little better
than that. Raady be gone by eight fifty. I ain't
gonna lie.

Speaker 1 (01:08:26):
Sorry right now. I'd be like, all right, actually gonna
go home? Is if we ain't coming back unless you're
gone because they fired any one of us. I'm actually
just gonna leave.

Speaker 6 (01:08:35):
You don't want right back. I can see Jerry by
the door. So what happens, hey, Maddie? What you're doing
for the next hour?

Speaker 1 (01:08:41):
Celebrity news? I guess.

Speaker 6 (01:08:44):
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Speaker 1 (01:08:55):
If you'd like to go, just tell us April Fool's Day?
Is it a thing? Are you trying anything? Or you
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Johnny's how somewhat breezy twenty percent chance of rain eighty four,
looking for a high today of eighty seven. Our question

(01:09:15):
to you is, is Apri Fool's Day? Is Nunther the thing?
Or is it just gone? I mean we should just
go ahead and forget about it. I mean, you know,
if no one's going to participate in the day anymore,
then then let it go.

Speaker 9 (01:09:26):
All right.

Speaker 1 (01:09:26):
My phone's not act is acting up x OL the morning?
Who's this?

Speaker 3 (01:09:30):
Alana?

Speaker 1 (01:09:31):
Hey? Alana? What did you want to say about that? Uh?

Speaker 19 (01:09:34):
So, I'm definitely keeping the magic alive with my child.
He is four, and I froze some Lucky Charm cereal
last night in a bowl with a spoon, and I
gave it to him this morning.

Speaker 1 (01:09:45):
He said, Momas, He said, Mom, this is crap. What's
up with cereal?

Speaker 4 (01:09:49):
Ma?

Speaker 1 (01:09:50):
I got school today? You want to free some damn cereal?
That's cute, though he's gonna probably get a kick out
of that.

Speaker 18 (01:09:56):
He's good.

Speaker 9 (01:09:56):
He loved it.

Speaker 14 (01:09:58):
He was still talking up about it this morning the
way to school right now.

Speaker 1 (01:10:02):
Well, you know what, it sounds like. It brought a
little happiness in the household. That's a beautiful thing and
I enjoy that. That's good. You hold on one second. See,
that's how it should be done. It's mom just having
fun with her with a kid from Orlando. Sean Sean,
good morning, Hey, Johnny, good morning? All right, Aprifool the
day is it gone? Are you still doing it?

Speaker 2 (01:10:20):
Na?

Speaker 16 (01:10:20):
We're still doing it, man. It's a big thing in
my family.

Speaker 9 (01:10:22):
We'll call each other and praying each other all day long.

Speaker 1 (01:10:25):
So y'all know what's gonna happen. So you you anticipate
the prayer. Really yeah, but sometimes some of us get
but hurt.

Speaker 17 (01:10:37):
It's all in the jokes.

Speaker 16 (01:10:38):
So you know, dag man, you for got Boxing Day?

Speaker 9 (01:10:41):
Johnny.

Speaker 1 (01:10:42):
I'm just saying, man, y'all have fun.

Speaker 16 (01:10:45):
But in my family, boxing day's a big one too.

Speaker 1 (01:10:48):
What is Boxing Day? I've heard of that? What is that?

Speaker 9 (01:10:51):
The day after Christmas?

Speaker 1 (01:10:53):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah, I remember you
say that word?

Speaker 9 (01:10:56):
One more time one mentioned that anymore?

Speaker 1 (01:10:59):
Was that can you just say that word one more time.
Get people get upset? What do they get? It's John,
I'm talking about you. Oh what boxing when people in
your family get mad to get what?

Speaker 9 (01:11:15):
Fuck?

Speaker 1 (01:11:17):
I haven't heard that. It's phrasing. So long, truck ran.
What's going on? Many? Where are you calling us from?

Speaker 4 (01:11:26):
Now?

Speaker 16 (01:11:28):
I'm calling from Mississippi?

Speaker 1 (01:11:30):
All right? So, uh, April Fools Day is it? Is
it a big thing in the truck world.

Speaker 16 (01:11:35):
Not in the truck world online, of course, obviously. But
what I was gonna say is April Fool's Day is
for amateurs like Saint Patti's Day and sink of the
mile with the drinkers. I'm one of those people that say,
if you want to frank somebody, do it anytime, as
you guys know, when it's funny, put it out there,
not just on April.

Speaker 1 (01:11:53):
Fools, but do it all the time. Okay, you say,
let it ride? All right?

Speaker 3 (01:11:57):
Me?

Speaker 1 (01:11:57):
What to stand over? There?

Speaker 6 (01:11:58):
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that my eight year old daughter pranked their husband this morning.
They changed the time zones on his Alexa clock.

Speaker 1 (01:12:09):
So that was funny.

Speaker 6 (01:12:10):
And then someone said they put clearcoat on a bar
of soap and let it dry and then no matter
how much you try to lather it up, it won't
make soap because it's got a clearcoat around.

Speaker 1 (01:12:19):
It's fun right, what this interview?

Speaker 11 (01:12:22):
It looks like a lot of people do play pranks
on their kids. They were doing cake pops, but they
were using Brussels sprouts.

Speaker 1 (01:12:29):
Oooh man. All right, Lana who woke up laughing, got
a pair of tickets to you to Advanced Screen Drop
Tuesday April the eighth Race O Livery now the Johnny's
House Entertainment News. That's Ray all right.

Speaker 11 (01:12:43):
So I was telling you about the jelly roll. I
love that he's been opening up on how he walks.
He's trying to be healthier. He's dropped over one hundred
pounds and it comes down to exercise and eating healthy.

Speaker 1 (01:12:55):
Simple.

Speaker 11 (01:12:55):
You know, that's what he's been doing. But he only
eats three times a day while he's on tour. He said,
he eats breakfast, a snack, and dinner.

Speaker 1 (01:13:03):
That's it. I can say. I would be hard to
eat well on the road because they always have catering.

Speaker 11 (01:13:07):
I know you for breakfast, he'll have like a healthy
waffle house like creation, which sounds it's a homemade hash browns,
diced up veggies, chicken sausage, and.

Speaker 1 (01:13:18):
Sour crowd that sounds good everything, but a sour crout,
I know.

Speaker 11 (01:13:21):
For his snack, he has a peanut butter cookie dough
bite with banana.

Speaker 1 (01:13:26):
Yeah, that's that's satisfaction for the sweet two.

Speaker 13 (01:13:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:13:30):
And for dinner he has poutine and I'm like, that
doesn't sound healthy.

Speaker 1 (01:13:36):
Stuff cravy. Yeah, he's got a cheat sometimes. Yeah, I mean,
like that's what he had.

Speaker 11 (01:13:42):
He's been doing shows in Canada too, so like that
gonna makes sense because poutine is big in Canada.

Speaker 1 (01:13:46):
McDonalds has poutine in Canada, which is really the first
time I've heard of it. Really.

Speaker 6 (01:13:51):
They have a booth at Disney Springs that sells poutine
and different versions of it.

Speaker 11 (01:13:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:13:55):
Yeah, I'm not gonna lie with what's the basic of it? Fries?

Speaker 6 (01:13:58):
Yeah, stuff on top, usually gravy, but like they they
now have twists on it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:03):
It wasn't between that and that garbage can thing garbage
plate or whatever.

Speaker 11 (01:14:08):
Well, the garbage plate has like mac salad or potato salad.

Speaker 1 (01:14:11):
Hot dogs or.

Speaker 6 (01:14:13):
Yes with all like it's literally garbage, yes on top
of fries, whereas poutinees like some sort of like uniform thing.

Speaker 1 (01:14:21):
On top of the fries, like loaded fries.

Speaker 3 (01:14:24):
Yes.

Speaker 11 (01:14:24):
Basically, I feel like I have a really bad tickle
my throat, So I'm gonna try to get through this.
I don't know if you saw this about the the
ticket prices and Trump and when he's signing, he's signing
a Presidential Executive Order today to end price gouging and
middle men in the entertainment industry, which is great.

Speaker 1 (01:14:40):
What they're trying to do is when companies come in
when you're something, go and sell. There's certain companies to
buy able all the best tickets, yes, wait and then
resell them. He's trying to stop that.

Speaker 11 (01:14:48):
He's saying that live entertainment is a one hundred and
thirty two billion dollar industry supporting almost a million jobs,
and the administration saying that ticketing component has become like
just crazy expensive.

Speaker 1 (01:15:00):
This is the point now that you know that if
you wait and you want good tickets, you gotta go
get it from somebody. You can't get it from the.

Speaker 11 (01:15:05):
Yeah, fans are paying as much as seventy times the
face value, yeah, seventy times. So he's signing it today
in the Oval office. And I don't know if you saw.

Speaker 1 (01:15:15):
A kid rock, but he had it looked a little
bit like you.

Speaker 6 (01:15:20):
Look a little like evil and evil sound that on
team you don't worry, Yeah, problems look like him or not.

Speaker 1 (01:15:27):
Artists are going to have to like this. This is
good for your fans. But here's the thing, man, The
Scout has been around for years and every time they
put an obstacle that way, they find a way.

Speaker 9 (01:15:36):
To be there. Will is what it is.

Speaker 6 (01:15:40):
So I mean artists should like this because, yeah, for
your fans. It's good for your fans. But the Scout
was like, all right, let's do it this way.

Speaker 5 (01:15:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:15:46):
Also, it's April, so some things to look forward to
in April.

Speaker 11 (01:15:50):
Entertainment wise, we have Major League Baseball obviously in the
full swing. We've got March Madness continues with the Final
Four this weekend, The Masters April tenth, NBA NHL nhlk Off,
the NFL Draft April twenty fourth. Also, the Mickey Mouse
thriller scream Boat is coming tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:16:07):
Okay, I'm not familiar with that is you know how.

Speaker 11 (01:16:09):
The remaking Disney movies. Unfortunately, it's like a horror twist
to it.

Speaker 9 (01:16:13):
This is what it is?

Speaker 11 (01:16:15):
Okay, yeah, so that's what that. A Minecraft movie opens Friday.

Speaker 1 (01:16:18):
Michael B.

Speaker 11 (01:16:19):
Jordan's Stars and Sinners April eighteenth. Also, Handmaid's Tale returns
for its final season next yeaday. The last season of
You Johnny hits Netflix. What's the Day episodes April twenty fourth,
and then Black Mirror hits next Thursday on Netflix with Thursday.

Speaker 1 (01:16:36):
Yes, that's your show. It is weird. I heard too that.
Oh my gosh, what's the superhero anti villain? On Prime?
The Boys? The Boys, they're making a season five. There
were Yeah, most disturbing show TV in the history of
TV itself. Well, this is your mom's Johnny lots to watch.

(01:16:57):
It's good. When you flipping chapel, you're like, what back?
You know, you always got to have something to look
forward to. What's training on the way next? On John
miss Ray seventy five, seventy five? As we speak, Maurice,
what is trending? Man?

Speaker 12 (01:17:08):
Well, in recognition of April Fool's Day, there is a
viral clip on social media of a girl who was
running late and she got pranked by an AI automatic
self driving car, and this is what it sounds like.

Speaker 1 (01:17:19):
Please make sure your seatbelt is fastened. For any questions,
press the call support body to speak with the writers
support agent. I'm gonna have to stop for gas.

Speaker 14 (01:17:31):
Just kidding.

Speaker 1 (01:17:31):
I'm all electric. Yeah, So clearly we are not the
only ones out here doing some jokes. It's also AI.
I don't think I want any ap I want no
jokes from my AI. I think y'all too knew to
be telling jokes. I need to focus in on whatever
it is your program to do.

Speaker 6 (01:17:44):
I think if you're cool with riding in the back
of a car with no person in the front, then
you're okay.

Speaker 12 (01:17:51):
All right, And for April fools, there are some companies
that did not hold back to promote their brands with
some jokes.

Speaker 1 (01:17:56):
And I got a list, Johnny, pull out that buzzer.
Let me know it's clever marketing or not. Here we go.

Speaker 12 (01:18:02):
There's a lingerie boutique online store that unveiled quote mood
matching lingerie that changes color based on the mood.

Speaker 9 (01:18:11):
I right.

Speaker 12 (01:18:14):
There's a hot sauce company that joked about hot sauce
infused sunscreen. Yeah, there's a workout clothing line that introduced
quote pre sweated workout gear for those who want to
look like they exercise without actually doing such.

Speaker 1 (01:18:33):
Yes, that's right, you lead a gym, you didn't work out.
Put that shirt on, all right, I'll give you that.

Speaker 12 (01:18:41):
There's a there's a search engine that launched a touch
the Grass keyboard, so it's covered with turf and it
helps users stay grounded.

Speaker 1 (01:18:51):
M hmm, okay.

Speaker 12 (01:18:52):
There's a fast food restaurant that teased pickle menus, including
pickle lemonade and pickle glazed sandwiches.

Speaker 1 (01:18:57):
I think somebody does some people do that stuff me,
but some people will do that. The reason to be
right up in there, just to wrap it on up.
The only brand that we know that we love that
is now joking around is Dunkin Done. It's today.

Speaker 12 (01:19:10):
They posted on social media that instead of pranking, they
want to give you something real today. Only reward members
can get a large coffee any size while supplies last.

Speaker 1 (01:19:17):
Just use the code.

Speaker 9 (01:19:19):
What is this?

Speaker 7 (01:19:19):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:19:20):
Just use the code. This is not a joke. Put
it all together with no space. There you go. Anytime
you're trying to get somebody something free that ain't no joke,
y'all unless you get to it. And they said, us,
would you like to order something?

Speaker 9 (01:19:33):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:19:34):
That would be a joke. I got a new dating
site we're going to tell you about. I want to
find out is it something that you will denty five
now high of eighty seven and there's a chance of rain.
Other than that, it's going to be partly clouded. People
are meeting people different ways, and here's a brand new
thing they're doing on dating apps. Brian explain that to
people how it works.

Speaker 6 (01:19:50):
Yeah, so there's a new app and they were trying
to get away from the people just being superficial and
seeing a photo and that's how you decided why like
someone or not white white. So this lady, she's a
psychologist and she's been kind of in the dating world
for a long time. She developed a new app where
you basically don't see the person's photo for the first
like seventy two hours that you connect.

Speaker 1 (01:20:09):
Okay, so I like that person, they like me, right.

Speaker 6 (01:20:12):
Then what happens So they ask you thirty three different
questions about dating, and then thirty three different questions about friendships,
and then they go find out like what you're into,
and the app skims everything, and it puts you with
people that are very similar to you based on what
you said. Now you can decide whether you want to
reach out to.

Speaker 1 (01:20:29):
Them or not. Right, so I'm reading the similarities that
they have with me instead of their physical right you
can't see them, ye at this point.

Speaker 6 (01:20:35):
So now that these connections made, the photo is blurred, right,
and then they give you the ability to send voice
messages back and forth to each other. So you can
put a voice with a profile and you can talk
to each other, you know, briefly that way. After seventy
two hours, the photo unblurs, and then you can decide
because in that seventy two hours you could communicate, You
could have made a connection, you could have seen Okay,
you have some sort of bond to where maybe the

(01:20:57):
photo isn't going to be as important.

Speaker 1 (01:21:00):
Finds me. Of the show Love is Blind, if.

Speaker 11 (01:21:01):
You've ever seen that, it's a good show because you
obviously you connect on personalities on like what's on the inside.

Speaker 1 (01:21:09):
Yeah, they proposed to.

Speaker 6 (01:21:10):
Each other, you know, And this is a much shorter
version of that because it's condensed down to seventy two hours.
But now they've matched you based on what your answers
were so if you answered honestly, and they answered honestly,
you have something in common.

Speaker 1 (01:21:22):
With the two stages of my life. The earlier part
was that, nah, I want to see you of course older. Yeah,
he's start going, I want to find out what we
have in common, because after the looks, there got to
be something else, right, you know, to tell me.

Speaker 11 (01:21:37):
You wouldn't verbally because you can't see her verbally, be
like you got a fat booty.

Speaker 1 (01:21:42):
No, I'd be like, well, first of all, when I
leave that message, it would be Hi, my name is John,
and I'm interested in some of the things you're interested in,
and I would like an opportunity to continue this conversation.

Speaker 6 (01:21:54):
Now when you hear that, he's coming out, right, I mean,
as soon as they hear that message, Pandy's coming out.

Speaker 1 (01:22:05):
The pts on the ground.

Speaker 12 (01:22:08):
That's the problem right there, where it's like misconstruting the
whole concept of like maybe I feel like the personality
and then you see the face and it's like, you know,
you get past it, You're like, it's not all about looks.

Speaker 1 (01:22:17):
But then it's like, yeah, well, I mean that voice,
I have a six seven, that's not me so they're
gonna be extremely extremely disappointed.

Speaker 6 (01:22:24):
They're like, so, now what I don't know about this
is do they have your vitals in there? Like do
they have your height in your profile?

Speaker 4 (01:22:33):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:22:34):
I don't know because because if you if, if you tell,
even if they don't publish it. Right, So let's say
you tell the app your height and that person says,
here's what I'm looking for.

Speaker 1 (01:22:42):
You're not a mask.

Speaker 6 (01:22:43):
Ye know what I'm saying. So it seems like they
have all of that stuff ironed out. It goes it
goes back to what the love doctor was telling, be
friends first, right, you know, and then move it into
a detail. And it sounds like that's what they're doing.
It's like removing the physical. Oh my gosh, that that
chick is so fine. I got to get with her.

Speaker 1 (01:22:58):
Yeah, and let's see if we can be friends. Because
if you're really trying to find a relationship in a
dating app, then you want to make sure that you
know what, out of these thirty points, we have twenty
five that we connect with, right, you know, hopefully we
can grow from that. Now we're going to have a
solid foundation of two things that we agree on and
hopefully when that's seventy two hours up that we might
want to continue, right, you know that kind of thing.

(01:23:20):
I'm just it's good. Yeah, I like it actually, But
I'm like you.

Speaker 6 (01:23:23):
I was thinking to myself there was a time where
I know physical would have been a deal breaker for me,
and I don't lie about it.

Speaker 1 (01:23:30):
And also I think it would have been.

Speaker 6 (01:23:31):
Very helpful for me for people to see me because
I'm average at pest, so if I could slide in
on my personality, I think I'm went in already. But
if a lot of people wouldn't let me in the
door because of that, I'm not, you know, aving Crombie
and fitched dude. So I feel like it would have
helped me early on too.

Speaker 1 (01:23:50):
I agree, but this is for someone I think that
type of app is looking for someone who's really looking
for a relationship. If you're looking for the quick swipe right,
then you know what a go. But if you're done
with that and say, you know what I'm you know,
I've swiped right and it was just boring and we
got nothing in common, then this is gonna be something
to say, Okay, I've been that way, this is something new.
So I think I but, like I said, two different

(01:24:11):
parts of my life now, I would definitely yeah, I'm
not gonna lie. I kind of want to know what
that app is. I mean it's called tribal. I mean, yeah,
it's it's because I'm in that transitional It's not all
about looks. Believe me. Once you realize that you know
looks that are important, if they're important to you, you
can't Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:24:27):
But I've done blind dates before and I was like,
you don't know anything about them, so I could see
how it's like the first judgment.

Speaker 12 (01:24:35):
Yeah, like I did a little bit. I did know
a little bit about them, like here and there. I
was like, okay, that sounds like right up my alley
what I'm looking for. And then like something happened in
conversation where I saw the picture and I was like, actually, no,
never mind, Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:24:46):
There's people that go and that ain't for you. I
want to find it out, okay to say that, yes, yes,
I want to find out if this is for you
and or an unusual way that you've met someone you know,
this is one of those unusual ways. I want to
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you know, I'll be playing this year from Davenport, David,
Good morning.

Speaker 10 (01:26:26):
Good morning guys.

Speaker 1 (01:26:27):
How are you all right? So could you use an
app like that?

Speaker 9 (01:26:30):
No?

Speaker 16 (01:26:31):
Absolutely not?

Speaker 1 (01:26:32):
And why not?

Speaker 10 (01:26:32):
There's too many because the person of all there's too
many shows out there, call cafish. There's too much swiping
going on.

Speaker 2 (01:26:41):
Yeah, I gotta smell, I gotta see, I gotta I gotta.

Speaker 1 (01:26:45):
Firstly see the person.

Speaker 16 (01:26:47):
You don't know after two weeks, three weeks.

Speaker 1 (01:26:49):
You don't know who it is. So you're not even
you're not just you're not down with this dating app.
You're not down with any dating app.

Speaker 10 (01:26:55):
Any dating app. My fingers get tired from swiping. You
know it's it's you gotta smell them. You gotta see them.

Speaker 1 (01:27:02):
You gotta what's up to smell?

Speaker 4 (01:27:03):
Man?

Speaker 1 (01:27:03):
You said smell twice. That's weird.

Speaker 16 (01:27:05):
You gotta you gotta got a nice smelling woman.

Speaker 2 (01:27:08):
You gotta have a nice smell woman.

Speaker 16 (01:27:10):
I mean you just I've never.

Speaker 1 (01:27:12):
Really, I don't know. I don't know who you've been dating.

Speaker 9 (01:27:14):
David.

Speaker 1 (01:27:14):
Ain't my business because I just met you. But I've
never met a woman that smell bad. Who let me
tell you, buck, don't tell Yeah, Yeah, we gonna we
were gonna put your on hole that day. We're gonna
put your wh hole that David, all right? Uh truck
drabber Bryan? Is this two times in one day?

Speaker 9 (01:27:32):
Unbelievable?

Speaker 1 (01:27:33):
You're boring? Hey, hold on, you're bored in that truck
hunt you You little bored on't you?

Speaker 9 (01:27:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 16 (01:27:38):
I'm sitting in Mississippi and it's just it's boring here.

Speaker 1 (01:27:41):
Understand you thought you call your friends off. I get it,
I get it. So uh would you do? Could you
do it?

Speaker 3 (01:27:48):
No?

Speaker 16 (01:27:49):
And like that last guy just said about the smells,
I don't know what it is.

Speaker 9 (01:27:53):
It's not bad smell, but every woman.

Speaker 16 (01:27:55):
Has a good smell. So when you give her a hug,
some man, some man naturally give her a hug and
they smell you know, her hair.

Speaker 6 (01:28:03):
And all, and that memory state with okay, okay, okay,
now now now you know, I know you truck over, Brian.

Speaker 1 (01:28:08):
Ain't nothing but love here now, But think about it. Though,
you're a short king, so what if there's somebody who
you know y'all had to di vibe with. But then
if she says that you're a short king, she won't
even give time a day. But maybe because of your
personality profile you took for seventy two hours, y'all can
get some dialogue.

Speaker 16 (01:28:26):
No, but see, it's gotta be some attraction there because yeah,
my talk I can, I can.

Speaker 1 (01:28:31):
I don't want to boast, but I.

Speaker 16 (01:28:32):
Can get surprisingly great women. Women weigh upy my level
because I can talk to them in a special way.
It hits their hearts. So on that side, I can
push that and I but I tell them right off,
you know, if you're five six or five seven, I'm like,
I'm gonna be shorter than you where your heels or
flats or whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:28:51):
And then they get if they get.

Speaker 16 (01:28:52):
To know meat, they're gonna they're gonna not worry about that.
But as far as I'm concerned, I could be friends
with anyone. Like I told you guys, I can date anyone.
But for some kind of long term relationship.

Speaker 9 (01:29:03):
I have to have, I have to have.

Speaker 1 (01:29:06):
But we only talk a seventy two hour, seventy two years,
seventy two hours.

Speaker 6 (01:29:10):
He's saying, in this case, it's gonna allow you to
get your foot in the door that maybe you weren't
gonna get your foot in the door on before because
they have a height hang up. But once they get
to know you over those seventy two hours, once they
start to fit, the photo comes unblurred.

Speaker 1 (01:29:24):
They're like, Oh, I already dig this man. Yeah, it's
perfect for you.

Speaker 16 (01:29:27):
And I look and I'm like, ooh, she seems great.
And I see the picture and I'm like, ah, there's
no attraction there. So we're gonna have a great mental relationship,
but we're not gonna have much of a physical one.

Speaker 1 (01:29:39):
Oh come on, right, Brian, what is saying or whatever?
I mean?

Speaker 6 (01:29:44):
I get what he's saying. But at the same time, gosh,
that sounds a little bit surface to me. Uh x
Power by Attorney Dan Newlan interrect.

Speaker 1 (01:29:50):
Need to check. It's a no brainer. Just call attorney
Dan Newland.

Speaker 9 (01:29:53):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (01:29:53):
Someone said they think it's great because, uh now this
is a little dig. They said, like me, they have
a face for radio.

Speaker 1 (01:29:58):
Shut the hell U. They have a great sense of humor.

Speaker 6 (01:30:01):
So they feel like they could probably get in on
the first seventy two hours before they get to you know,
see the photo, which is good. And then someone brought
up an interesting fact. After seventy two hours, y'all are
vibe and then the photo becomes clear and they ghost you.

Speaker 1 (01:30:15):
That's like a double kick to the gut. It is well,
it's reality. The reality is you got the personality to
attract them. You just think got the physical means to
keep them. So that is so messed up. It is right,
world's messed up. Right, the world is messed up. Worlds

(01:30:36):
like I cannot wait to see you. I can't wait
to see you. All right, here we go three two?
What hey, Well you're beautiful? Hello?

Speaker 9 (01:30:45):
Hello?

Speaker 1 (01:30:45):
Yeah, hello, y now hello hello head out the balloon
balloon pop. Wow.

Speaker 6 (01:30:55):
I think I'd go into that app knowing it could happen,
and I expect it to happen, And that.

Speaker 1 (01:30:59):
Way here's a funny thing. At that point, Brian, I'm
getting in and I'm angry. I'm going back. I'm I'm
getting paid back. I'm getting paid back. Oh my god,
I think we're a perfect match. I'm ghosting you because
I got coaching. Nice, we get along, but you're that

(01:31:24):
pretty much what's happening.

Speaker 9 (01:31:25):
Ray.

Speaker 1 (01:31:25):
I know you want to hear, but that's what's happening here.

Speaker 13 (01:31:28):
David.

Speaker 1 (01:31:28):
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Speaker 11 (01:31:36):
That was so much enthusiasm, Ms Ray, I am actually
heading over to the hospital. We are decorating some more
children's rooms. Yeah, I'm excited for.

Speaker 12 (01:31:48):
That, all right, Nourice, I am picking up a ship
today to make some sch monies at a job number two.

Speaker 1 (01:31:54):
Okay, and Brian, nothing just a bunch of radio shows
to do.

Speaker 6 (01:31:57):
And I said I was gonna start like actually doing
physical stuff on April first step. Today I'm do some
sort of work out of some sort boxing, lifting the ring, right,
Abri fol thanks for the support, Bro, thanks for the support.
I'm sorry we got it.

Speaker 1 (01:32:11):
Ray's tired. Ray text us, Look, we text each other,
but we're very mindful of what were ta Ray text
us at ten forty four last night, almost something like
well I guarantee her by, Like what you know, it's
a learning lesson for you guys. Put your phone on silent.

Speaker 6 (01:32:26):
I did.

Speaker 1 (01:32:27):
I heard it vibrate and don't even picking up. Oh
my buzz. I'm like, okay, this this first thing went
that when I looked at the clock and I was like,
all right, which one man coming in the mall? Yeh,
I'm over here googling what it is? Is she sent
us and I'm sitting here going why did she think
that was?

Speaker 10 (01:32:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (01:32:44):
I looked this morning at what time I sent it,
and I was like, gonna have some explaining.

Speaker 9 (01:32:49):
It to do.

Speaker 6 (01:32:50):
I knew my wife was home and was home. I said,
it can't be that important. I'll see it in the morning.
I saw a two thirty this morning, like interesting, I
should text you back right now. Yeah, I think I
was still awake.

Speaker 1 (01:33:01):
All right, right, Christy, it's all yours. You have beautiful