TEX MEN Ep 2 - X-Men 97 Episode 1 & Holiday Special

After months of "technical difficulties", the second episode of TEX MEN is finally here! Tex Willerman and Kurt Wagner, the incredible NIGHTCRAWLER are back, and this time they’re joined by Tex’s old buddy, the mysterious and questionably real Redd Crimson. Together, they dive into the long-awaited first episode of X-Men '97, but don’t worry, it’s not all mutant drama. Tex also drops some fun facts, like how Google was founded, how planes stay in the air and why Sacramento, California is apparently the greatest city in the United States (we’re as confused as you are).It’s a Geek History Lesson holiday special packed with geeky goodness, questionable tangents, and enough chaos to make Wolverine lose his cool.

Featuring: Omar Najam

Grab some eggnog, put on your Cyclops visor, and let’s do this!

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello, and welcome to Geek History Lesson. I'm Jason Inman.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
I'm Ashley Victoria Robinson. Welcome to your Mind University because
you have stumbled onto the podcast where a TV writer
from Kansas and a comic book writer from Canada teach
you everything you need to know about a character in
about an hour. Except today, because it's the holiday week,
there's a lot going on, and as sometimes happens, strange
things are afoot at the Mind University.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Yeah, we just decided to take a week off. That's
what's going to happen, you know. I mean, like, look,
the holiday season has showed up and we got a message.
This usually happens, It weirdly happens every December. I don't
know what this is. We usually get a message from somebody.
Usually it's a gentleman called doctor Strange. This year, we
got a message from an old friend of ours, Texas

(00:49):
cowboy in oil magnate named tex Willerman and his best
friend whose name I forget, Ashley, what's the name of
his best friend?

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Oh it's Kurt some thing.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Kurt. Kurtsey is German something German? Yeah, yeah, yeah, So
his best friend Kurt and text they wanted to. They well,
let's be honest about it, Ashley. They they bought out
Adspace on this this week's episode.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Yeah, so we're gonna we're gona drop one of their
episodes in for you.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Yeah. So they're gonna do a podcast called texts Men.
They say that this is the second episode of text
and then I don't know where in the first happened,
but they have. They're gonna do basically a full on
podcast show, and we decided to, you know, give it
out to them, you know, as a holiday special, holiday
gift to them, a holiday gift to you, holiday gift
to us. Maybe we have really no idea what they're

(01:36):
gonna do.

Speaker 2 (01:37):
Yes, it's gonna be it's gonna be interesting. We love
supporting other podcasts.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Have you ever listened to this text Men?

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Not for a single second in my life.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
He's very very certain about that. I have never listened
to this podcast ever, And if you say I have,
you're a liar, very very certain. Okay, well, we're gonna
give it over to text and Kurt, but before we
do any holiday messages for the listeners, he would like
to throw out there.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
Happy everything a Christmas tree is pagan, say that's your
grandmother and upsetter this year, you're welcome.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Happy holidays, everybody, offend your grandma.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
As Ashley Victoria Fighter, I'll fight anyone's grandma.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Put that on a T shirt. Offend your grandma. Happy holidays. Actually,
ms okay, no, thank you for listening in twenty twenty four,
and we look forward to listening twenty twenty five. And uh,
you know, our lawyers are oblige us to tell you
that we are not held responsible for anything that Text
or Kurt do on their episode of text Men. Whatever
they do, so we hope you enjoy it and take

(02:37):
it away. Text and Kurt weill butter my biscuit and
call me brisket. Welcome to the second episode of text Me,

(03:00):
a podcast from Sunnyside, Texas. Pose it, Google it. It's
a real place. God damn it. I'm Text Willerman, owner
of soon to be ten Piggy Wigglei's oil Magnate and
you might know me from my gas stations called Texas
Titanic Texas Tour show of tip top top notch gasoline
stations in the Blanco County region of Texas. Welcome second

(03:20):
episode of text Me. It's been a long time coming.
But we we came back for you because I got
letters in the mail. That's where physical letters and postcards
from all over Texas saying they want a text men
to come back. And oh damn it. You know, I
forgot to call my co host here. I forgot to
tell him I was recording today. All right, I'm just
gonna dial up this phone right here. Call my good friend,
best friend here, call him in. All right, let's go

(03:45):
for a second ring here, so hope you hope he
picks up, all right, hope he picks up right now.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Damnit?

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Won't you pick up there? Kurt, look up the damn phone.
He's not gonnake up this damn good nob. And if
he gets Kurt Wagner, the incredible white Crawler hello.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
And will go incredible vite callers. That's loaded shale for
first thing in the morning.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Not crawler. A little bit of German accent in there
by the way, I'm calling you with three B in
Texas time, which I believe it might be eight pm
Germany time.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Yeah, that would be via, I said, good nob, and
which is good evening for those of us German.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
You know, if I was a better improviser I would
probably have said, like three am, Texas time, so the
joke will be that you will be asleep. But I
just did not pull that off.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
Fun of us graduated from UCB in front of us
is funny.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
You know what does that mean? Who don't understand that?

Speaker 2 (04:37):
That's it's that x mending. Why are you calling me?

Speaker 1 (04:40):
Oh, we're got recorder. Second episode of text menus is us.
It's our podcast.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
Where's your podcast? No, it's our No, he's our podcast podcast.
You're samming on the d X men A text men.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
Well we're going, aren't we gonna examine things? As men?
Talk about X men all kinds.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
Of I know, all about being a men. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Well, a lot of people they they they've been sitting
in and they say that there's there's there's there's new
thing out there, and they want us to X men
ninety seven.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
Oh yeah, if we can do that. Actually, I am
one of the stars of X Men ninety seven, but
it we started at the beginning of X Men ninety seven.
It's a bit tragic because I am not in it
until like episode five.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
Oh that makes sense. Why I didn't see you in
that year? I understand this now, Okay, all right, I was.
I was looking all over that year. I didn't see anywhere.
That makes sense, by the way, Kurt, I got some
new I got some I got some news. I got
a new wife.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
Is the name Julie or Judy or some version of that? No, next,
the last time.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
I got married, No, Judy. Judy was my first wife.
Julie was my second. And now my new wife is
then Deya.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
Sendea. Yeah, you managed to debuild her of Tom Holland congratulation.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
I don't know what that means. But she she does
love playing tennis, so uh, you know. Anyways, all right,
we have another special guest. This is a text men
first here.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
I think it's just about everything is It's.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
A text men first here, Kurt, we have another guest
to help us do that. The X men of a seven?

Speaker 2 (06:01):
Are you calling? Is this persanions a phone?

Speaker 1 (06:03):
Oh that's a good idea. I didn't call him either.
All right, I better hold dial up this phone here.
We're gonna call in my good friend Red. You know,
I just realized Red might not have a self.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
You know what's funny. I don't understand called fainting, So
I don't know how a calling is past.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
Say, well, I think that's gonna pick up right now. Well,
good morning everybody. How's it going? Red? Good? Damn? Is
a good thing to hear your voice? Hot damn. I
didn't know if you had a cell phone. I'm glad
to find out that I was wrong.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
I always keep a cell phone on my hip.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
Is your full name? Red dead? Redemn shit?

Speaker 3 (06:36):
Oh well that was a yeah. You know, I hate
the brag. I hate the brag, but that is true.
My full name is red Dead, Redemption Scarlet. And when
I when when I go to a fancy a cappuccino
shop like a Starbucks or something like that, I like
to give them my full name. And if they don't
shout that entire thing out, then that coffee might be
going to someone else. I'm not sure, and I don't

(06:56):
want to make assumptions. You know what they say about assumptions.
Why something you do?

Speaker 1 (07:00):
They say they may be an ass of an umption.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
You know, you know this is going to be so
fun because we have two Texas cowboys who was us
today and we are going to talk about a Spanish
mutant who kicks off X Men ninety seven as a
boh no, because we bod Butchas.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
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Speaker 3 (07:49):
Wow, Well you gotta you gotta percussionists over there, some Yeah, we.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
Got a big old snare drum here made out of
cat good. Wow.

Speaker 3 (07:56):
That's that's pretty great. That's good stuff.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
Well right away, rid Where are you? Where you where
you hanging your head about? These days?

Speaker 3 (08:02):
Oh these days, Sacramento, California, This broad capital. I'm trying
to be a senator over here in the left state senator.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
Holy damn, you're gonna take it. You're gonna take this
country back from the inside.

Speaker 3 (08:11):
I'm taking this country back from the inside and taking
the country back from the outside. I'm taking the country
up to space. We're going to the moon, specifically California
because my jurisdiction only really lands there. But we are
going to be taking the great state of California. What's
an alcohol home up to the moon. We're going to
plant it there, and we're going to start an ocean
up on the moon, and it's going to be We're
going to change it to beach Town. That's going to
be the name of the moon.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
Beach Town is the.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
Only personant he who's been to the moon. I approves
this decision.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
Oh wow, we got well you got one vote over here.
But that you know, they're not an American citizen.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
Though I'm a Cacohan citizen.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
There you go.

Speaker 3 (08:41):
Hold on, wait, now, hold on, wait, let's unpack that
real quick. Why are you not an American citizen?

Speaker 2 (08:44):
What?

Speaker 3 (08:44):
Why'd you make that choice?

Speaker 2 (08:45):
I don't live in America.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
Hold now, okay, now see now that that now got
even more follow up questions. Why are you live in
the greatest live in the greatest country in America? But
I am America?

Speaker 2 (08:55):
I was born in a country called Germany or deutsch Land.
As literally everybody accepts the Americans quite We have socialized medicine.
We have three you paid viks off if you're a sucker?

Speaker 1 (09:07):
Is that three or si see? Because there is a
much bigger number dry.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
If you speak, I know this, I know, but now
I live on Kako, which is also another mutant. So
it's kind of a complicated relationship. But he better hard
judge just for me.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
Wow. So right, well, you know, Red, I would love
to do a whole podcast about like your your your
your political follows, flapice, lossis and the moon and all
these things. But we the listeners have written in and
we as men are going to examine nineteen ninety seven,
as they say, episode one. Some people kept calling it
episode one, which I don't quite understand. Okay, wow, we

(09:46):
have all kinds of sound effects in this episode, Kurt,
did you get control of the soundboard? Virtually?

Speaker 2 (09:50):
I think our last phone called your intern is a cat,
so I think it produce as a cat. And he's
just walking all over as a board.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
Rusty Wow, wow, Rusty ohkystracted the guest.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
Let's skick gets off talking about if what happened after
the death of Child's exhibits.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
Well, this off time in my life, I can tell
you what happened. Titanic was the most popular film. The
Partner by John Grisham, was the best selling fiction book
in Side Held was the top TV show of nineteen
ninety seven.

Speaker 3 (10:20):
Now that right there, that tells you something about it.
We were looking ahead, ignoring Iceberg's and talking about awkward
dates that our friends were having, and then whatever the
John Grisham book was about.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
Yeah, I don't understand. He's a lawyer of some tap
and I just don't trust lawyers at all. You work
with a lot of lawyers in your job. Read.

Speaker 3 (10:36):
Uh, you know, i'ven't been elected yet, But if I do,
I sure hope not. I'n't really looked into it.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
Yeah, oh not, crawler. You deal with a lot of lawyers,
don't you. No, Okay, I guess I must have been mistaken.
Well you know, do you you know? Fun fact about
nineteen ninety seven, I.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
Ever talking about nineteen ninety seven instead of the X
Men ninety seven show, which is about you. If you
were talking about what before?

Speaker 1 (11:01):
You called me No we as x we as Men
are gonna examine nineteen ninety seven.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
No, if you're going to examine X men ninety seven,
it's got a pregnant gin gran it, it's got gambits,
belly is inexplicted to be out like some sort of animal.
It's whole belly.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
Oh right, let me ask you, like if I say
to you X men, we're gonna X men ninety seven,
Episode one, what does that mean to you?

Speaker 3 (11:22):
Well, as a fellow tax men, I would think that
we would, as text men, be talking about nineteen ninety seven.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
The year. Yes, it's pretty obvious.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
I'm sorry that there is a but you know what
in my line of business that I aspired to get
to And I don't know if it's a business because
the business you get paid. I don't know if politicians
get paid or now. But my goal will be to
reach across the aisle, to connect people of different viewpoints.
So maybe we could do a little bit of both.
Maybe we could get a little tease of this x
x x men you say we could get maybe just
to imagine tex men.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
Yeah, oh, I like X men X man.

Speaker 3 (11:55):
How does it sound to you?

Speaker 2 (11:56):
I do I do want to say is that I
do feel a bit ganged up on by the two
businessman here, which is a normal feeling for me because
I'm used to fighting Bolivard Trask, who also appears in
the first episode of X Men ninety seven, which were apparent,
you know, talking about Oh wow, hell, I.

Speaker 3 (12:10):
Don't want to get I gotta say, you are a
brilliant you know, you have such a good memory.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
I was.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
I was just gonna say that. I just have no
idea what that tongue twister meant, but it was a
damn pretty Okay, Uh well, okay, won't you give us
a taste of this? Uh wait? X man?

Speaker 3 (12:25):
Yeah, what was her every bowguard up to you that
you just said?

Speaker 2 (12:28):
Yeah? God, that is the most important saying that you
need to know that happens in the pilot episode of
X Men ninety seven is if you have not watched
the original series, which started today night, you do so,
I do not know if I just goed X Men
ninety seven is said about halfway through, there's a very
sexy basketball game. It has big bisexual energy. It's very
X men. Everybody's having sex with you said all the time.

(12:49):
So the best thing about being an X man, Honestly,
I'm a priest and I've had sex. But like everybody
in the X Men.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
Holy hell, I don't think. I didn't think I was
gonna have to make this podcast triple X writing what
over it is? Because three text me in right here,
so it is already triple T E xxx rated. Dear god,
this is the drum. I gotta tell Rusty to get
off that sound born. He's not a cat let that
cat Oh he's here, it is, there it is. I'm

(13:17):
gonna give him a scritch. Just there you go, rested,
there you go. All right. He liked it. He liked
that scratch, all right, So we got a little bot
X men.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
Nice heaven, I think, I think is the fast thing
to do. As Red pointed out, Riachacossi island that you
now tell me about the year nineteen ninety seven.

Speaker 1 (13:34):
Well, I would love for you all to guess some
of the top five movies of nineteen ninety seven. Now
you already learned that all that big old Iceberg movie Titanic,
which I've never seen. My first wife, Judy, wanted me
to watch it, and I.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
Said, hell no, can I give a mini review? I
don't trust boat Tanic?

Speaker 1 (13:52):
What's that?

Speaker 2 (13:53):
It's too damn long.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
Yeah. That's why I don't trust boats. They're too damn.

Speaker 3 (13:56):
Longs Yeah, at that point, make a bridge.

Speaker 1 (14:00):
You know what the you know what? The perfect length
is a horse? Horse one horse length. I've never understood
what we call it an interest. We just call it horse length.

Speaker 3 (14:07):
Horse wouldn't sink. I'm gonna say this horse for them
to sink.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
Oh you mean for the boat? Yeah, yes, horse wand
to say I thought you meant maybe in measurements. I
thought that maybe you were saying that the politicians said
one horse length. Back in the revolutionary days, they would
have been like, that's a great idea. Doesn't sink, doesn't sink?

Speaker 3 (14:25):
No, no, no, no, a perfect, perfect metric measure.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
I sink. You're really driving home said at any point,
host does not sink, which is not factually correct.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
Let's let's get to this, okay. So, uh, Kurt Wagner, Yeah,
Titanics number one? What do you get? Pull out a
guest for another big movie in nineteen ninety seven?

Speaker 2 (14:44):
Toy story.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
That's a weird voice you just did there, Kurt? Did
you become demonic?

Speaker 2 (14:49):
Is that's what you know? Sometimes? My dad is your
dad is.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
Seriously. The toy Store was nineteen ninety five.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
Oh I thought you know.

Speaker 1 (15:00):
I know that because in every Pickley week, then two.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
Days of Fish and all this stuff happened.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
Oh yeah, my future past is in piggy Wig, is
I remember we had all those little green guys from
Toy Story and the call machines stores.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
Yeah? Have you got some kids who look like that?
Does the score?

Speaker 1 (15:16):
Red remembers that he used to He used to work
with me.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
He used to be a bag boy for a while.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
Oh h the one in Sunnydale. Yeah, yeah, you know,
it's right around the corner from Critter Springs.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
Yeah, they have a head mouse. I sing, sure they do.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
They do. That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
They do.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
I have noticed anything unusual whatsoever? Body count very high.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
Red. What do you think was a big movie of
nineteen ninety seven?

Speaker 3 (15:44):
I'm gonna say the talents of mister Ripley.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
The talented mister Ripley.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
You know that's a good movie.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
You say that, and I automatically don't trust him. I
don't care what talented he is. Anybody. Yeah, I don't
trust anybody with the name mister Nope. Well, I actually
I'm gonna throw out. So number two was Man in Black.
Number three was the Lost World Jurassic Park. Number four
was the thing that Kirk calls me constantly. Liar liar.

(16:11):
Number three yeah, Number five was a plane you might
be on soon, Red Air Force one.

Speaker 3 (16:16):
Oh yeah, yeah, I played. I'll take that.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
Yeah. And then number ten, which is I just had
to bring up because its stars Alamy who do Not
Trust Tomorrow Never Dies. You remember that James Bond at
old James Bond Fellow. Yeah, he's in that movie.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
He's a shape shifter, don't seek don't trust him? Who
oh you know it's a blue my mom.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
Oh yeah, I at my last wedding, his mom, MISTI
we might have had one too many? Mighta might have
had a remember that wedding? Don't you read? Well?

Speaker 3 (16:47):
I barely remember. I have three too many of my ties.
If I'm too many my tie that's now that's a
proud drink. That's a proud drink right there.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
It is a very you know, it's from the heels
of Kentucky, I believe.

Speaker 3 (16:58):
Yeah, that's right, that's right.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
It's far. Yeah, it's you know, made in pieces of
pig something like that.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
Yep, Yeah, definitely was not inventioned at a hotel in Hawaii.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
That's right, that's right. You know, uh you know another
important thing that happened in nineteen ninety seven. I think
this is an event that I think we can all
agree affected us deeply. That is, in August twenty ninth,
nineteen ninety seven, Netflix was founded in California by Mark
Randolph and Reese Hastings. And I think the world was
never the same. It's not what wasn't joking there? Resting,

(17:31):
get off that damn soundboard. Rusty, Oh my god, Rusty.
You know why I call him Rusty because he's an
orange dummy and he looks.

Speaker 3 (17:41):
Like rest Well, that's good, that's a good nomenclature. I
was named Red after Red Dead Redemption.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
That's right. Red by the way, yeah, Red dead Redemption.
Like where was your daddy from? You remember, like, you know,
you're living that terrible California right now, but where was
your daddy from? Where your kids? Oh?

Speaker 3 (17:58):
Yeah, I'm basking right now and very difficult, sort of
coastal elite situation, But I'm very proud to say that
my dad is from the heartland of the United States
of America at self stars hollow.

Speaker 1 (18:10):
Yeah, yeah, well I'd ask you more about that, but
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Speaker 3 (18:41):
Wow, that capitation, talampia capital, Those are two words that
you could associate with Sacramento. I want to be clear,
just because my lawyers tell me to be clear, and
I do have to work with my specific lawyers. When
I go on podcasts and talk about how telapia is
the main export of Sacramento, that's not true.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
What do your lawyers think about the faccess Sacamento is
the murder capital of California?

Speaker 3 (19:04):
Well there, What I would say is it's the capital
of room for improvement of murder numbers in California. Not many,
not many cities can say that. Not many cities can
say they're always looking up.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
There you are that's honestly very good spin. I'm a
bit impressed you're Smarter's a ice hot.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
Damn Red, you sound like one of them city sluckers.
Now they have really got their calls in you.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
Yeah, you sound like Magnito, who, just to really belabor's point,
is the villain of X Men ninety seven and is
the one who killed Charles Xavier, which is what launches
this ribute of the.

Speaker 1 (19:38):
City guy that wears a bucket on his head.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
Sometimes there's a lot of guys with buckets on their
heads to be there.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
Yeah, I do love me a good five gallon bucket,
so I'm not opposed to that. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
I mean, when we're pulling pranks on him, because we're
such pranksters here on Krako, we take one of them
big buckets from as a home depot and we cut
a little EMMT. We put it on the seat, but
he's sleeping.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
Now you lost me. You said home depot should get
all five gam books from Ace Farms.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
BLA, do we have those in Cocoa?

Speaker 1 (20:04):
Of course? Well if you don't, you should, I'll call A.
I'll give Gays on the phone and I'll make sure
that he gets your store right. There, Uncle Coe.

Speaker 2 (20:10):
He'll go, h okay, you do that all right?

Speaker 1 (20:12):
I will don't worry about that, Kurt.

Speaker 3 (20:13):
I got a question for you. You're not take off
his helmet when he goes to church.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
He doesn't come to church.

Speaker 1 (20:19):
Who comes to your church? I need to know that answer.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
My yeary best friend Verin, can you name five people
that come to Logan? His wife, Jean k his husband,
Scott Summers, the son Nathan Summers. He has a version
of zest son cable. That's five people by save wow?
Is their daughter Hope Somemmers as a daughter. Rachel Summers

(20:44):
is me and the Summers clan.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
Basically, yeah, I'm certain that politically progressive family listen, won't
won't you?

Speaker 2 (20:50):
And my my mother, mystique and and my mother in law?
Oh boy, can I remember what her name is? Who's
Mistick's wife? Now? I can't remember her name?

Speaker 1 (21:02):
There is coach Yard? Yeah, yeah, it is Merry Young
coat Yard. And some people also call her Destiny. I
met her at my wedding as well, and we might
have also had a few too many.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
I wouldn't wanted for around the phrase even stepmother. But
I won't not.

Speaker 1 (21:18):
But you're saying she's leaving an apple for you that
was poison Yes, okay, that's that's not a bad mother
in law.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
I think, well, actually, for the fact about that most
apples are poisoned because they got sighted than the seeds.
I think that the evil queen who gave Cinderella that
Cinderella snow white, the bad apple who knows what she
gave Cinderella. But I think it's a little bit of
a bad rap.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
That's man hot take.

Speaker 2 (21:38):
I didn't know if as a politician you want to
take such stuntzes.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
I don't know. I'm I'm starting to see little sparks
between going between you two, and I'm starting to get
a little word here. I'm certain word there might be
a little text men coup coming on here.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
Oh I romantic sparks personally.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
Oh maybe they are. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (21:54):
I was worried that there were car sparks like my
chain had got loose, you mean, like the timon bell,
like my time and bell. Absolutely, my time of bel
gets loose sparks everywhere. Let me tell you, I.

Speaker 1 (22:04):
Forget I've had one of those wrapped up in my alternator.
And let me tell you it is. It is not
a good time for your gmc uh. You know, let's
talk about some pop culture, baby, because I think we
can all agree that nineteen ninety seven was the year
that pop culture was perfected.

Speaker 2 (22:19):
This of us, the years that X Men, Cartoon, Ventosia,
everything else could happened.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
Then, well, i'll tell you what you don't know that
that year the telet Tubby's debuty. Yet, that's the first
time we all saw Tinky Winky dipsy La La poh
and no no uh. They were introduced on BBC two.
And if we all forgot that nineteen ninety Tinky win
could carried a bag that looked like a woman's handbag.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
Whilch spark controversy, not to be this person. But no, no,
technically not to tell Tubby say what your tail? No, no,
it's technically not a telet Tubbies. It's only four teletubter.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
There's only four televi Yes, what's the other one?

Speaker 2 (22:53):
Yeah, there's only Tinky Finky, dipsy La La and po.
I can cut sings the entire theme song. Absolutely, let's
hear it, Kurt.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
You can't throw that out there, throw that out there
without doing it.

Speaker 2 (23:03):
It's very short it's just tinky winky deepsy la la
oh tailor Tubby's tailor, Dobby's say hello. And then in Germany,
of course you go good and Dog.

Speaker 3 (23:16):
I got dog Taeler Toby.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
I'm not good enough to do this, but I need
somebody out there with technical excertise to clip that out,
because that is gonna be tex Willhoman's new ringtone. Baby
right right there, that little song that was beautiful.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
Kurt, Well, thank you so much. But you know, they
got really scary when they all turned into the executioner.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
I don't understand that X men have friends, you know,
execution Yeah, we should probably call we should talk about
your X men buddies, all right, what what what what
what do rex mean buddies doing in nineteen ninety seven having.

Speaker 2 (23:47):
Their cartoon canceled. I also think this was about the
time when Professor x It was the big red villain
well I cannot remember his name. He's so many things happened,
oh mag Red.

Speaker 1 (23:58):
Or something like that.

Speaker 2 (23:59):
Aunt it sank you saw much as man I told you.
This is a romance via me and had a psychically
Bundy speaking of.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
Car, Yeah, oh what what about your car?

Speaker 3 (24:11):
I'm sorry again all the chains are coming off.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
Oh damn uh you know. Speaking of romance, ninety ninety
seven was the year that Ellen Generous admitted that she
was gay on her sitcom Good for her. Yeah, it
was also we got to get some love out here.
Mister Fred Rogers, one of the greatest human beings ever lived,
got his Lifetime Achievement Award in nineteen ninety seven. Good Yeah.
Influential songs included The Old Apartment by Bare Naked Ladies,

(24:34):
That's right, Wanna Bay by the Spice Girls, That's Right,
and Missing You by One twelve Faith Evans, and Puff Daddy.
I wonder whatever happened to that Puff Daddy?

Speaker 2 (24:44):
I vond that song is I have?

Speaker 1 (24:47):
Literally, we're not gonna play it, so it doesn't matter.
People's magazine Sexiest Man Alive was George Clooney, which was
appropriate because nineteen ninety seven was the year that he
was or Batman. Everybody remembers that movie.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
He doesn't have a Batman in my universe.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
Oh you know what, you have a bud. I think
I remembered back in them days that Batman Metal Captain America,
so I know he jumped those dimensional portals. Not it's
in X Men, and in fact, your Wolverene buddy one
time combined into a little sort of half breed high
dark batman thing walking around there. It was weird.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
That's his best moment, Kurt, I got a question for you.

Speaker 3 (25:27):
You know, do you know Leonardo Michelangelo and all that?

Speaker 2 (25:32):
It was technically all mutants, but they're not students at
the Exevius Good for gifted youngsters.

Speaker 3 (25:37):
So I get accepted.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
No, I so I know of but I do not
know them. Pess do you can you can you help
me recoit them? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (25:45):
You want me to? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (25:46):
Well they were in New York U, which is a
state that I a state in city that I do
not go to.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
I don't.

Speaker 3 (25:52):
I don't go to anything that has Australian rules where
it's a country and a continent kind of thing. If
it's two things, I'm sorry then I have to put So.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
You're not going to go to Antarctica?

Speaker 1 (26:03):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (26:03):
Not again, but for separate reasons.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
Last I was told Antarko doesn't exist anymore. What I
heard it on the news. They were like, no longer exists.
We've been not to for years.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
Good to take a strong stance and say fake news.

Speaker 3 (26:21):
Are you sure I heard the same thing? I get
my news from the same place regularly, that's airports when
I'm waiting for my flight. That's the only time I've
partake in the news. I'm sure enough. I looked up
and is it Antarctica?

Speaker 1 (26:32):
Not real? No more? That's right, that's right, agreed. Well,
unfortunately we can't. We can't examine that anymore because I
got another ad introducing the new Skycruiser Motors, the car
that only drives but also flies. Say goodbye to Rusty.
Stop it say Rusty, I gotta talk about Skycruiser Motors.

(26:52):
Damn it Rusty. I could say good bye to traffic
jams and hello to soaring through the skies. Just be
sure to keep your pilot flat and they because nothing
ruins a road trip like a surprise land in an
alligator farm. Damn it rested, God.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
Damn it.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
Can I gotta finish? Use promo code text man for
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Speaker 3 (27:25):
Right there, good kiddy, y'all, y'all have full of car.

Speaker 1 (27:33):
Yeah, we have a float floating car. If the cards
had a floating car for twenty years now, you just
refuse to share it.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
Tetapotime. I do not, indeed a flying vehicle.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
Can't you get up?

Speaker 2 (27:42):
Don't you?

Speaker 1 (27:42):
Don't you get that flying bathtub thing from your Fantastic
four buddies. You know that weird hippie band.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
Oh I thought you were going to say as a cringejat.
I did not know we're gonna get into fantastic flaws.
They did not consent to be talked about on X
Men podcasts. So you have to run that.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
We have to have Red is in trouble lawyers? Now,
did just walk into this?

Speaker 2 (28:01):
Said lawyers can contact Herbie? We could source this out.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
Uh yeah yeah, I actually I'm getting lunch with Hervey today,
So if you want, I can actually drop a line myself.

Speaker 1 (28:12):
Please do tell and tell that love bug I love
their curves.

Speaker 3 (28:15):
Uh yeah, well yeah, well I'm actually I'm getting lunch
without Hervey too. It's a little Hervey reunion. Oh I know,
I used to be in I used to be in Uh,
Herbie Hancock's band for a little bit.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
So that's kind of how we're all. Wow, yeah, you know,
I'm I'm descended from John Hancock.

Speaker 3 (28:30):
Is that true?

Speaker 1 (28:31):
Yeah? Fun? First person to ever write that's true, that's
one hundred true. Yeah, and the first person to use
a pen and uh because of that, our family movie
is Hancocks Darring. Will Smith that's now, that's a good. Now,
that's an American movie one hundred percent. Any movie that
where a man wears leather is an American movie.

Speaker 3 (28:48):
I agree, Will Smith, Charlie Staron, I forgot I thought
what shir Least was in there?

Speaker 1 (28:52):
Yep, I don't know. Greek gods, it's something like that,
but we ignore that there. You know, some would say
the Greek to the true gods of America.

Speaker 3 (29:01):
Yeah, it's kind of a retroactive thing. I think that
there were Americans that guy a little big, go a
little loss, and but us do sometimes. I wound up
in France one time, Curt. You ever been to France?

Speaker 2 (29:09):
Yeah, it's right next out to Germany.

Speaker 3 (29:12):
Wow, what do you think about?

Speaker 2 (29:14):
It's that kind of rude? Do you have the Emily
Emily and Paris? This shows that nobody says, probably it
drives me insane. No, I do not know how personally.

Speaker 3 (29:24):
You know, I'm sorry about that, do you know, Pio.

Speaker 1 (29:28):
Rosper?

Speaker 2 (29:29):
Yeah, certainly, do not want to go down to zline. Ah.
Let's talk about serribro and it would tell me if
I plugged it into all of your tiny little brain.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
Okay, let's hear what CBO do.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
So it connects all the mutants in the veld, or
you to all the humans in the.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
L That's another bucket, isn't it. It's another bucket, but it's.

Speaker 2 (29:51):
A bucket, but it has a bunch of us are
pipes attached?

Speaker 1 (29:53):
Do you X men all about buckets?

Speaker 2 (29:55):
We love a bucket.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
You do love a bug.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
We love a bucket.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
You know, if you were living in nineteen nine seven,
we're gonna go back to nineteen ninety five, ninety seven.
In fact, you know the Sony cassette walkman, Remember those cassettes.
A MFM cassette also had a radio on it. Oh yeah,
it costs forty four ninety nine you kidding in nineteen
ninety seven. Also, Google dot com is registered as a
domain name. And I would just like to say to

(30:18):
my Google overlords that that was a great, great thing
that happened. That's crackskuy it. In nineteen ninety seven, a
favorite Halloween costumes included Batman and Robbin and I told
you that movie was big.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
I do not know them.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
Tiger Woods, Garth Brooks, the legend himself, and somebody known
as the Spice Girls.

Speaker 2 (30:36):
Tiger Woods sounds like a superhero.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
Tiger Woods. It could be a good name for a
super Yeah, yeah, I think so, you know. I mean,
does he have a big swing, yes? Does he play
with small balls?

Speaker 2 (30:48):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (30:49):
In Tigrewood sounds like a good name for over here then.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
And he's also several different under represented identities, so he
sounds a lot like an X men to me, right.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
Oh okay? And most importantly, Martina Hingis became the first
Swiss player to win a Grand Slam singles title in
January twenty sixth, nineteen nine to seven. We all remember
that important there you go, it's fists, so of course
we do. Of course, it is probably the most important
moment of all. Nineteen ninety seven.

Speaker 2 (31:14):
That's all your bank accounts?

Speaker 1 (31:15):
All hight techs say that again?

Speaker 2 (31:17):
Is that's about all your bank accounts? All in Fitsations Swizzerlan.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
Yeah, in nineteen ninety seven. Specifically, I traveled back in
time using that flying car, and I've made a deposit.
That's why I'm so rich. The's reason why I was
able to buy so much oil. I deposited all my
money in the inflation from nineteen ninety seven to now
made me a multi million if a you able to
be a podcaster, that is, you know, because only rich
celebrities can be podcasting. We all know that, and that's
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your mother, she knows we're relocated Cyborganovations. Yeah, it's perfect.
Thank you. Rusty, Damn, you're getting good at this, Rusty
getting real good. Wow.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
Halfway so finally figuring it.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
Outide, man, Kurt, you would love this kitty, all right,
So what were the X men doing and that? And
you say, having a game, Kirk.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
We've are fighting against the master mode.

Speaker 3 (32:22):
What the hell was I like an ice like an
ice mold.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
Yeah, you know when you buy an ice cube tray
and they're all shaped like Captain America.

Speaker 3 (32:31):
And I at Louke crate. I know what you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
Man, That is a references say for everybody right now,
It's gonna be nothing to anybody listen to this, but
every all three of us are loving it.

Speaker 3 (32:46):
I remember it is you have to store all those
things in the warehouse and rent out another warehouse. That
being a liability financially.

Speaker 2 (32:51):
Yeah yeah, yeah, so we have one of those. But
it's like for a person visit a power set. A
master mode is was the concept and the villain kind
of like racism. Oh and Viv learn something today. Thank
you for listening to text man and goodbye.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
Wait those closing credits, Rusty damn. Sometimes you get it
so right, cat okay, uh, you know, going back to
the year nineteen ninety seven, Luxembourg was the wealthiest country
in the world, with an average per cat you you
that sounds right per cavity income of forty one thousand dollars. Wow,
Switzerland and Japan were second and third. Oh, would you

(33:30):
any of you like to guess the price of a
brand new nineteen ninety seven Dodge Neon?

Speaker 2 (33:34):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (33:35):
Back to ninety is that a car is a small,
tiny car. And I only accept it because Dodgers the
only trucks we love here.

Speaker 3 (33:42):
For the Neon, I'll pay twenty seven thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
You're a little high. They're read you're little high. But
that's always the case with you. You always paid way
too much for him.

Speaker 3 (33:49):
Always upsell. I always upsell when I'm buying something.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
I thought to you were going to say that he's
always a little high.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
He has always a little high. But when he's at
the card table when they say hit, he could be
having twenty one right in front of his face. And
I'll just keep saying hit.

Speaker 3 (34:01):
I keep going.

Speaker 1 (34:01):
One time he got to a score of one hundred
and twenty seven.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
I'm impressed. I was impressed, too.

Speaker 3 (34:07):
Higher numbers are better. It was the I disagree with golf.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
Yeah, I was right. All it was the entire deck
sitting on that table. I guess yeah, please go for it.

Speaker 2 (34:18):
I'm going to say sing thirteen thousand.

Speaker 1 (34:20):
You're pretty close. It was eleven thousand, three hundred and
ninety five.

Speaker 3 (34:24):
That's legitimately ep yep wow.

Speaker 1 (34:27):
Seven. Also in nineteen ninety seven we got some new words.
They invented some new words. New words were to the dictionary.
Included air rage and amber alert. Oh yeah, cube farm,
Now this is one this air rag? Air rage?

Speaker 2 (34:44):
What is air?

Speaker 1 (34:45):
Airplane? And then you're mad and you're.

Speaker 2 (34:48):
Mad at the air. Oh, that's just being on a plane.

Speaker 1 (34:50):
You're mad that that air is somehow mystically floating you
above the air, because no matter how many scientists tell
you that planes work, you just don't believe that shit.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
I feel like you're talking about yourself and being very
vulnerable today.

Speaker 1 (35:04):
Well, if you know being vulnerable means making you a man,
then then I don't want to not be a man.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
You know, the way the planes is, if it helps
it all text, the way the plane flies, there's a
string at the top. Now the windows you only look
out right or left. You can't see above the airplane.
But yeah, they so they just pull up with a
string and they tell you there's no string but there's
a string wow.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
With a giant fishing poles sometimes.

Speaker 3 (35:26):
Big old fishing pole. You know those big cranes where
they build a like you know Spider Man when everyone
turned the lizards in that movie and he had to
like swing on down and they were just like here
you go, Spider Man. Line up all the cranes all
the way down Manhattan.

Speaker 2 (35:36):
So one of those guys would see Thomas Howard from
the outside, is that's right? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (35:40):
Oh man, wow, Wow, that's fantastic.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
I had no idea.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
Now I trust the airpranes will. Maybe I'll actually get
on an airplane next year.

Speaker 3 (35:47):
Oh there you great.

Speaker 2 (35:49):
Please stop calling me to teleport two places.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
Well it's been that and horse so like sometimes that's
why I haven't visited.

Speaker 2 (35:54):
No, No, you are contradicting yourself. You're walking back your
point from area and there he podcasts. Then you said
the only vay traveling was by horse because that's why
you did not fund coins to the Titanic. Yeah, it's right,
So now you're going to take your horse on a plane.

Speaker 1 (36:07):
No, I'm saying that I haven't visited Red in Sacramento
for so long because is a horse ride takes a
long time. It has my life.

Speaker 3 (36:14):
To be clear, Kurt, what we said. What we were
saying was the perfect length is a horse length. Every
plane I go on horse shaped.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
Plane, that's right. Those are the best planes. Horse and
airlines are my favorite. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (36:27):
It's expensive. Now, it'll cost you the same as a
as a Dodger Don per ticket. But let me tell
you it is worth it.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
You could just do it as a bonanza thing and
it gets on a horse and ride it and then
suddenly it'll be in California, which I believe is fairhead
is that.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
Is Sacramento, California. Yeah, let me tell you some more
fun to the moon as soon to be the moon.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
That's right, you bride a host to the moon.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
Uh yeah, of course.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
But percent if a horse can ride into space in
that dark matter, I.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
Totally do it, all right, it's more fun facts, all right.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
In nineteen ninety seven, fourteen year old Nathan Zoner was
able to get forty three out of fifty of his
classmates to vote to ban the chemical known as dihedrogen
monoxide for his Science Fair project. The real fact is
is that his project real late listen. His project aimed
to prove that the use of true facts can lead

(37:18):
the ignorant to false conclusions, because dehydrogen monoxide is water.

Speaker 2 (37:25):
I see, I think this hard podcast has been driving
toward at the same point.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (37:30):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
Did I tell you that Luxembourg was the most wealthiest
country in the Unity?

Speaker 2 (37:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (37:35):
God damn, I can't believe. I can't believe it was
in America. Red, Why weren't you working in politics back
then to make sure that Luxembourg didn't meet us in
nineteen ten?

Speaker 2 (37:42):
How old were you in nineteen ninety Sex?

Speaker 1 (37:43):
How old were you in ninety nine, seve Red? I
don't think I know the answer to this.

Speaker 3 (37:46):
It's four years old.

Speaker 1 (37:48):
Wow. Were you working in politics back then? I was Wow,
that's amazing. Were you using fishing poles to hold up
planes back then?

Speaker 2 (37:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (37:56):
Yeah, back well, back then it was fishing poles. We
don't have yet.

Speaker 1 (37:59):
Oh, I'm sorry, I misunderstood you there just a little bit.

Speaker 3 (38:02):
Yeah now yeah, wins Wow six.

Speaker 2 (38:03):
How old are you in nineteen ninety seven?

Speaker 1 (38:05):
I was thirty five?

Speaker 2 (38:07):
Thirty five?

Speaker 3 (38:08):
I see, yeah, you could run. You could run for
president that I could.

Speaker 1 (38:11):
I tried, I've tried.

Speaker 2 (38:12):
I was twenty. I it's be all no, because my
first appearance was in Giant Size X Men number five
in May of nineteen seventy five.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
I was impressive. You did that math, Kurt, it's.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
Actually twenty two. I didn't do his mask.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
Now I'm not so impressed.

Speaker 2 (38:23):
Old enough to drink in United States.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
It's well, I don't know about this, but I gotta say, wow,
what an episode this was. I learned so thank you.

Speaker 3 (38:32):
I learned so so much. You know, there were a
couple of things that you both share today that's really
going to affect my platform.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
Go before. Oh, and would you like to tell us
one of those issues?

Speaker 3 (38:42):
Absolutely? Dihydrogen monoxide is scourging.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
Are playing it?

Speaker 3 (38:48):
It's covering?

Speaker 1 (38:49):
Are playing it?

Speaker 3 (38:50):
Did you know that over ninety nine percent of rainstorms
are because of dehydrogen monoxide?

Speaker 1 (38:55):
Holy hell? Are you serious? Yeah? So this is of
the right Now. We need to ban this. Are you
gonna go ban this?

Speaker 3 (39:02):
We're gonna get rid of it. We're gonna get rid
of you.

Speaker 1 (39:04):
You tell me how much money. Remember I'm a millionaire.
You tell me how much money you need for your
slush fun and we are gonna get this terrible dehydrogen
monoxide banned.

Speaker 3 (39:13):
Yeah, and we can move it somewhere safe, like I
don't know, maybe the moon, and maybe we could turn
the move into a beach down.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
Let me saying, oh that's a god damn. See, this
is why you've moved up. That's why I love you
so much. Red, you have moved up them ladder with
them pretty words. Hot damn. All right, listeners, I promise
I swear to God. Next time, on our third episode
of X Men, we will finally maybe talk about X Men,
the anime series, not of the Sentinels, part one, the
very first episode of X Men, but we ran out
of time. I'm sorry, we are out of time. We

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cannot talk about the X Men. Uh Kurt as we
do with every single x Man.

Speaker 2 (39:46):
Every single x Men, I'm vet familiar with.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
Please do what for.

Speaker 2 (39:54):
His ife, gen k His husband has got some us.
It's a sign to day to because a the same
son from it as a universe.

Speaker 1 (40:02):
All familiar, very familiar with this.

Speaker 2 (40:07):
Whole summer as a daughter. Red hel Maan Masa mistiked
my Stepmaza. I kind of remember name.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
I believe you read. How many of the X Men
can you name?

Speaker 3 (40:17):
I can't think many. I don't think I've ever met one.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
You have now you met Kurt Wagner in the incredible Nightcrawler.

Speaker 3 (40:22):
Oh okay, yeah, so Kurt Vonnegut, that's number one.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
Great job, great job. As we do in every episode
of text Men, Kurt uh, we always have you rate
my podcast performance. So how do I do?

Speaker 2 (40:34):
I'm going to give you a respectable of what? But
is this scale?

Speaker 1 (40:39):
One out of fifty seven? Fifty seven VOTs horses?

Speaker 3 (40:43):
Of course, that's how long the Titanic was.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
It was my mistake. I saw maybe we'd be doing rusties.
I thought maybe we doing cats for some case.

Speaker 1 (40:52):
Rusty, can we get a sound effect for this segment?

Speaker 2 (40:55):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (40:56):
Great job, Rusty resting. No, you cannot stop themselves.

Speaker 2 (41:03):
Because because you actually managed to not only get me
out of bed, but you managed to get and that's
a guest, and because we managed to cause an entire podcast.
I'm going to give you fifty out of fifty seven
holy horses.

Speaker 1 (41:17):
I have never had fifty out of fifty seven horses?

Speaker 3 (41:19):
Incredible.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
Did you get fifty out of fifty seven or is
that what you're hoping for in the election next.

Speaker 3 (41:24):
Year in terms of what states vote for me?

Speaker 1 (41:27):
Yep, say that one more time for me. Rand I'm sorry,
you just you cut out. We got a little yeah,
our phone, our phone connection is a little little rusty.
Is you resting?

Speaker 2 (41:34):
Not?

Speaker 1 (41:34):
You not rest Sorry the phone connection. You just say that.
How many have you ever had a fifty seven? Fifty
out of fifty seven? Are you hoping to get that
in the election next year?

Speaker 3 (41:45):
Yeah, that's going to be our electoral man. We want
to get We know we can't get all fifty seven states,
but if we can get fifty of them, we'll be
pretty happy.

Speaker 1 (41:51):
Behind now, well, you know it's perfect because I don't
like the last five states. I really don't.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
Would you like me to say fifty seven horses and
trap message? Let's hear it here, it's zeebon unfund sing fair,
it's fifty seven horses.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
I was a little I thought you were going to
actually count a fifty seven.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
Kurkines by dry Fia from sex zeeban oct nine Zen.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
I'm really good to let it. I'm not going to
stop him.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
Yeah by you know America and you been sext and
steepens and.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
She's doing.

Speaker 2 (42:32):
I could keep going. It's not it's I got about
to twenty two. I was gonna say three twenty two
three highs Okay, all.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
Right, got it? Red. I want to thank you for
letting me pull you onto this podcast. And even though
you live in you know, the crimes the moon, Yeah
soon the moon soon to be terrible California. Is there
anything out there you have to plug, you know, tell
the listeners where they can find you, or I mean,
what you got coming up in twenty twenty five? Anything? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (43:02):
Yeah, well you know, let me let me share what's
bringing me joy lately.

Speaker 1 (43:06):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (43:07):
Uh, there's a little show called Daisy Quest d E
s I q U E S T to South Asian
D and D show with a bunch of really talented folks,
very funny folks, and a couple of new episodes coming
out in January.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (43:20):
So there's gonna be a little holiday specials with some
very very very cool special guests that I highly recommend
checking out and enjoying that. So I would I would
say that, and uh, you know, i'd also say, uh sunshine, Yeah,
it's a good sunshine.

Speaker 2 (43:37):
Yeah. I like that as a concept.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
Yeah, Kurt, get some gets drinking up, Kurt, Is there
anything you're out there doing next year? Got promote well.

Speaker 2 (43:47):
I guess just to echo, but Red said, in addition
to vitamin D, maybe go outside and touching glass. I
think that tight connecting with nature.

Speaker 1 (43:55):
Eat the grass, Eat the grass.

Speaker 2 (43:57):
But as you may know, if we don't make a
lot of money being x men, So my side hustle
is as a chairman conversation partner, and I am really
connecting this. A German student named Ashley, and she has
a podcast called Geek History Lesson, and I would recommend
checking that out. They have like five hundred and forty
episodes or so that you can listen to and would

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somehow still be making new episodes next to you.

Speaker 1 (44:20):
It's insane. I mean, you know, it's fun fact that
I bought out some adspace on that podcast.

Speaker 2 (44:25):
Oh no, no way.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
And that's a reference for anybody that loves task Master.
Throw that out there and recognize that I don't even know.
You know, of course, that Marvel superhero that likes to
beat people. But you know, anyways, you know, I'm hosts
the game show in England anyways, you know, you know,
I just want to say that, you know, even though
they got a lot of episodes, I don't like them.
I don't like either of them.

Speaker 2 (44:48):
I mean, that's not fair.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
I don't like a single one of them, but I
still I'll bother. You know, that's how you win a business.
You just you know, you work with the enemy.

Speaker 2 (44:54):
Yeah, yeah, yea yeah. What do you want to quote
that's not Bigley Bigley?

Speaker 1 (44:57):
Oh I don't know, just the let's say horses of course.

Speaker 2 (45:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
Uh And actually, you know you might have heard me
say mentioned to my mother in every single ad. So
I just want to throw out some port and plug uh,
you know, some shout outs to my mama.

Speaker 2 (45:11):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (45:12):
You know she's out there, she's lonely. I'm not visiting
her for Christmas. And uh, I know she's out there
and probably wondering where did Antarctica go? Well, it never existed, mom,
and I'm sorry to say it never existed. It was
ever true.

Speaker 2 (45:23):
Text. Do you want to and coach people to watch
your new favorite show if it's just started to get January?

Speaker 1 (45:28):
Oh that's right, Oh my god, you gott this is
insane here, all right, Red, I gotta tell you I've
been I've been watching the old TV during some football
games here and oh yeah, there is this show. There
is this show starring this beautiful doctor named MOR's chestnut. No, no,
actually he's called doctor Watson, and he's out there solving

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crimes and he's and he's fighting Sherlock. No, he's not
fighting Sherlock Holmes. He was Sherlock Holmes his best friends.
But he's out there fighting bad guys and solving medical
mysteries on a CBS starting in January, and holy hell,
I'm gonna watch every damn episode you senor show.

Speaker 3 (46:02):
Yeah, I'm gonna be tuning in. I'm gonna be tuning in.
I'm gonna sit there right in front like I used
to watch The Fireplace.

Speaker 1 (46:08):
Oh man, you know there's another show that I saw
on an advertisement in the bathroom at a Love's gas station,
my favorite gas station. It's called Daredevil Born Again. Yeah,
I believe it's all I know him. It's on the
Disney Minus No Disney Plus Disney the Disney Mind. Yeah,
don't go to Disney Minus. We don't like that service.
Go to Disney Plus Year Double Born Again. Go click

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on that. In March, I think I believe.

Speaker 3 (46:32):
Yeah, that's correct, that's y March.

Speaker 1 (46:34):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that'll be coming up.

Speaker 3 (46:36):
They'll be right up.

Speaker 1 (46:37):
Well, thank you, everybody, Thank you, to my guess rad
Da da da and not Crawler Da da da. We're
gonna be releasing some fun, fascinating episodes randomly through twenty
twenty five, and I mean that randomly, So do not
miss a chance to learn what you did not need
to know about the X Men and the movies in
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those ten cans with a string attack at Adios