HHH Ch1 Parts 1, 2 and 3

Parts 1, 2 and 3

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello everybody. I'm not going to sit here and talk
for the next three hours. I'm gonna keep it short
and simful. As you know, we re release Heavily Horror House.
I have forgotten how short the first few episodes are,
and for that I apologize. Last week you got a
five minute episode and that was it.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
So here's what.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
We're going to do until the episodes get longer. I'm
gonna post each chapter and it's full every week. So
this week will be parts one, two, and three of
chapter one. Next week we'll be parts one, two, three
of chapter two, and so on until the episodes get longer.
That should make it a little bit better and worth

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your listening time. So with that said, today will be
parts one, two, and three of chapter one of Hitvily
Horror House.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Enjoy.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Hi, I'm welcome to hell Billy Horror House. We have
put a lot of work into making this podcast a
sound fest for your ears. In order to get the
full effect, we highly recommend the use of headphones.

Speaker 4 (01:25):
Hillbilly Horror House, Chapter one, The hunt one of three s.

Speaker 5 (02:12):
S to me, Good morning, sunshine, whatever, Oh another restless night?

Speaker 6 (02:53):
Yeah, I dreamt about that same house again.

Speaker 7 (02:56):
What is it with that house.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
You want way to me? Haunted House movies. Maybe the
house is calling on you. Come to me, Amber.

Speaker 8 (03:10):
You better hurt not.

Speaker 6 (03:11):
The asshole is the first one to.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
Die here they do.

Speaker 6 (03:15):
Wait a minute, I'm gonna go make us some coffee.
We have some houses to look at today. I can't
wait till we find out your home. I never knew
it would take so long.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
Yeah, well you know it wouldn't take so long if
you disagree with the one thing I like it.

Speaker 6 (03:31):
Well, if you had it your way, the house would
be one large man cave with a never ending bar.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Hey, like I said, no, Now.

Speaker 9 (03:41):
Get a shower and meet me downstairs. What David day, David.

Speaker 7 (04:19):
Damn David Amber, Amber?

Speaker 2 (04:31):
What's wrong? Are you okay?

Speaker 7 (04:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (04:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (04:36):
Sorry, I'm fine.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
Are you sure you look like you've seen the ghost?

Speaker 7 (04:43):
Oh my god?

Speaker 2 (04:45):
What?

Speaker 10 (04:46):
No?

Speaker 6 (04:47):
Nothing, Dave? Sorry, really it's nothing.

Speaker 8 (04:49):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 6 (04:50):
I didn't even scare you.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
Okay, there in a little freaking. I'll go make my coffee.

Speaker 7 (04:55):
Wench as you come on, sir, Amber.

Speaker 11 (05:00):
Yeah, I love you.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
Show freak.

Speaker 12 (05:25):
Welcome to episode eighty five of Hillbilly Horror Stories. My
name is Jerry and I'm joined by my wife, Tracy Hid.
Now that we have dogs barking all over the neighborhood,
we've got to chase it up with you. N I'm
excited about this one, as I am.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
Every show you are.

Speaker 8 (05:42):
You're always excited, you know.

Speaker 12 (05:44):
Some of these shows, the topics don't really get my
blood pumping until I start getting.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
Into the research.

Speaker 13 (05:49):
And then the more research.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
I do, the more excited I get about it.

Speaker 12 (05:52):
So that's just the way it is.

Speaker 9 (05:54):
I'm glad for your blood pumping this story tonight.

Speaker 14 (05:59):
You got waiting at least the ones.

Speaker 9 (06:01):
In the group.

Speaker 12 (06:02):
So if you're not part of our group, I believe
more stories on Facebook.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
So we read have turned down some more houses today.

Speaker 11 (06:10):
Who knows, maybe we'll finally work on today.

Speaker 8 (06:13):
How many do we have on for today?

Speaker 11 (06:15):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (06:16):
Three, I think, But we really need to hurry. We
need to meet the militure in about an hour at
the first house house. Yeah, camer Amber, Amber, what?

Speaker 3 (07:07):
Yeh?

Speaker 8 (07:07):
Yes? What?

Speaker 11 (07:09):
What?

Speaker 2 (07:13):
Amber? Welcome back, stranger or you sure you're okay?

Speaker 11 (07:20):
Yeah? I'm fine.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
Why we were talking? You just zoned out?

Speaker 11 (07:29):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (07:30):
Yes, sorry, Dave, I I just haven't been sleeping very
well the last few weeks.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
You know we can delay this if you really need
to get some rest.

Speaker 8 (07:39):
No, I'm fine. I'm excited to go look at houses.
I want to do this.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
Hi, man, I'll I'll make an appointment with the doctor
if you need to.

Speaker 12 (07:48):
Okay, topics on there.

Speaker 8 (07:51):
Yeah, I'm fine. I'm just tired.

Speaker 14 (07:54):
And at least talk to April about whatever's going on
with you.

Speaker 8 (07:58):
No, I don't want to bother.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
She's your best friend and when when was the last
time I actually talked?

Speaker 12 (08:05):
We're doing next week.

Speaker 8 (08:08):
I'll give her a call.

Speaker 6 (08:09):
Maybe we can have a girl's day out or something.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
It's more like freaks day out.

Speaker 11 (08:15):
Finish your coffee, my stuff, so we can wait.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
Let's go find our new home.

Speaker 14 (08:20):
So yeah, this was This is gonna be pretty cool.

Speaker 11 (08:30):
Yeah h.

Speaker 14 (08:59):
M, well that was the last house today. What's wrong

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with this one?

Speaker 6 (09:25):
It only had one full bath?

Speaker 8 (09:26):
You know, I want to.

Speaker 14 (09:27):
David, but you found something wrong with everyone today, Amber,
The first house you didn't like because the dog's next
door were barking.

Speaker 8 (09:36):
Yeah, the dogs will keep us up on it.

Speaker 13 (09:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (09:39):
But the second one you didn't like because the garage
smelled dirty.

Speaker 8 (09:45):
It could be mauled.

Speaker 14 (09:47):
No, Amber, it's called a garage. It's supposed to smell
that way. No, look, let's not fight about this.

Speaker 6 (09:56):
Well, it's a little too late for that now, isn't it.

Speaker 14 (09:58):
Amber, Don't be like this. Look, I'm sorry. Okay, we'll
find the perfect house. It's somewhere out there. I just
want you to be happy.

Speaker 8 (10:11):
Why nor you?

Speaker 9 (10:11):
Do you know what they say there?

Speaker 5 (10:15):
Happy?

Speaker 8 (10:15):
Why laid? We have a long ride home. Do you
okay with me catching up on some sleep?

Speaker 14 (10:24):
Yeah, go ahead, babe, I'll wake up when we get close.

Speaker 11 (10:28):
Thanks Shure Cash.

Speaker 10 (11:09):
Bye Amber, Amber, Baby, you're okay, You're okay.

Speaker 14 (11:31):
Look, look look at me, Look at me. You're in
the car.

Speaker 10 (11:34):
You're okay, Look at me.

Speaker 11 (11:36):
David, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 14 (11:39):
No, don't be it's it's it's okay. Are you okay?

Speaker 11 (11:43):
Yeah, yeah, I'm good.

Speaker 14 (11:48):
Was it another gym about that house?

Speaker 11 (11:51):
Yes, sort of something like that.

Speaker 14 (11:55):
Come on, Amber, you gotta talk about this. It might
help to tell me a beast, please, please, really to.

Speaker 8 (12:03):
Talk about It's just this old.

Speaker 6 (12:07):
Victorian home sort of looks like a giant version of
the Psycher House. It was sort of pushed back from
the streets and covered in a.

Speaker 11 (12:17):
Scary looking vines.

Speaker 7 (12:20):
It was like going to take you over the life
form of the.

Speaker 14 (12:22):
House, taking over the life force of the house.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
Huh.

Speaker 8 (12:30):
Well, it's out in the countries. It has a lot
of old trees in the yard at a bond in
the back.

Speaker 14 (12:36):
Great, we'll just call it the hill Billy horror House.

Speaker 8 (12:38):
Then wait, where are we?

Speaker 14 (12:46):
I just thought we were taking see the ground bed.
I wanted to get to extra sleep. You know, you
haven't left a lot lately. We just looked so comfortable.
But also I wanted to see if I could find
anything out here. Then you know, maybe it wasn't listed.

Speaker 8 (13:01):
Oh you do love me.

Speaker 11 (13:06):
Let's just go over. It's been a long day.

Speaker 14 (13:09):
Yeah, sure, no problem. Yeah, tomorrow when we get up,
I'll just I'll just go ahead.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
And call her.

Speaker 8 (13:14):
Stop David, Stop.

Speaker 14 (13:16):
What the hell? Amber?

Speaker 3 (13:18):
Go back it up?

Speaker 8 (13:19):
Back up the car?

Speaker 14 (13:21):
Why?

Speaker 2 (13:21):
Why? What?

Speaker 4 (13:22):
What?

Speaker 2 (13:22):
What did you see?

Speaker 11 (13:24):
Just back up the car?

Speaker 8 (13:25):
David Stop some sup there it is Amber.

Speaker 14 (13:39):
You can't just get out of the car. Amber, Amber,
where you going?

Speaker 13 (13:44):
Dang it?

Speaker 14 (13:44):
Freak, don't worry. I'll get your door. Man, I really

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need to do more cardio.

Speaker 11 (14:21):
David.

Speaker 2 (14:21):
Look what.

Speaker 14 (14:26):
Woman looking at? Oh my god, Amber, is that what
I think it?

Speaker 9 (14:35):
Is Yeah, that's the house for my dreams.

Speaker 13 (14:45):
Oh my god, it's the hill Billy Horrorhouse.

Speaker 3 (15:03):
We hope that you enjoyed this episode. Writing, production, and
editing done by Tim Mullens. Amber is played by Natasha Ali.
David is played by Tim Mullins. The Ghost Lady is
played by Rebecca Mullins. Narrating by me Dana Gleason.