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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello, this is Tim, the editor and producer of hu
Wi Horrorhouse. I just wanted to drop yet another quick
note for you guys. I know it's been a few
weeks since the last episode, and I know this is
the season finale, and I strongly apologized for y'all having
to wait for the finale. For those of you who
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are on the Facebook page, y'all pretty much already know
what's going on. My work picked up my personal work
and started working some more hours. And on top of that,
my wife and I went on vacation for five days
to go visit our grandsons and we just got back
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this week and lucky me, work picked up even more
and I worked thirty two hours in the last two days.
So editing has been impossible. You know, sometimes life just
gets in the way. I know many of you on
the Facebook page and said, you know, take your time.
I'm you know, just take care of yourself, you know,
take care of your job. We'll all be here and
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I understand that, but you know, at the same time,
I can't start season three until I end season two.
So here's what I'm doing. I am releasing the finalite
for season two as is on the most part it
is completed. Towards the end, you will find that one
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of our actors has some audio issues and there is
some static when she talks. I wanted to try to
get that cleared up. That's gonna take a while to
get that cleaned up. So I have decided, you guys
have waited long enough. You know, it's my work schedules
not letting up any and I just won't go ahead
and get this out to you guys. Y'all have been
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way more than patient enough, and I thank you so
much for that. So it's not perfect, and I hope
you guys do understand. You know, everything's still there, it's
just that little section we're there's a little bit of static,
So hopefully you guys will like it. And I know
y'all might not have noticed, but there was a slight
pause there while recording. And because my wife just handed
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me an envelope and it has got the stickers for
the Hibbly Worehouse. They turned out really, really nice. I
will put pictures on the Facebook page when I can.
She want to go out and eat, y'all. More on
that later. Okay, I'm gonna shut up, y'all enjoy the program.
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Please keep in mind the ending with all the static.
I hope y'all will understand and enjoy the show. And
all I can say is, season three, it's gonna it's
gonna be so good, you're gonna forget about all of this.
So lots of changes, lots of new voices, and even
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quite a few mighty big surprises. I'm sure I'm probably
gonna get some hate meal, but enough of that. On
with the episode.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Hi, and welcome to Hillbilly Horror House. We have put
a lot of work into making this podcast a sound
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Speaker 3 (03:34):
Hillbilly Horror House, Chapter three, Goodbye, Part three of three.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
I have had enough of this.
Speaker 5 (03:59):
I am tired.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
I have seen you in my dreams.
Speaker 6 (04:02):
Stop David, David. I can't do no leave alone. You
can stop too, damn it.
Speaker 5 (04:13):
No release me.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Your queen commands you.
Speaker 5 (04:20):
Queen.
Speaker 7 (04:21):
I don't see no queen here.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
She's the queen other damned and by god, you look
pretty damned to me.
Speaker 4 (04:27):
Woman, Silence, let us go.
Speaker 8 (04:34):
Now.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
You're not the one in charge here, and neither you.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Sam.
Speaker 7 (04:41):
You can't stop me.
Speaker 9 (04:43):
You're right. I can't, but that's why I brought back up.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Bitch. Oh my god, where are you find? An army
of books?
Speaker 6 (05:06):
Who it takes more than a boy and some chance
to stop me.
Speaker 10 (05:15):
You're right, Rebecca.
Speaker 9 (05:18):
Now, how do you know your name?
Speaker 10 (05:21):
You'll never know? And you know what else I know?
Speaker 9 (05:24):
I know that there's power.
Speaker 10 (05:25):
In knowing the name of your enemy. Now, by the
power of the elementals, Rebecca, we command you to leave
this place. No how, I call the power of water, hair, fire,
and earth. Together we banish you from this house. You
have no authority over me, Rebecca. I cast this containment
ritual out of love and light. May you find peace
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within these crystals.
Speaker 4 (05:49):
This is not the end, and we will be ready
and waiting.
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Yah.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Sam, No, Sam, Sam? Sam, Stay with me, buddy, Stay with.
Speaker 5 (06:17):
Me, David, David, Baby, step back.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
No, I'm not leaving, babe.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
I think there's more going on here than we think.
It's okay, honey, just step back.
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Whoa Where am I?
Speaker 10 (07:36):
Why is it so dark?
Speaker 11 (07:38):
Hello? Sam?
Speaker 10 (07:40):
Who's there?
Speaker 11 (07:42):
Turn around? Sam?
Speaker 8 (07:45):
April?
Speaker 10 (07:47):
No?
Speaker 9 (07:47):
No, no, no, oh no, April.
Speaker 11 (07:52):
What are you doing here? Sam?
Speaker 9 (07:54):
I don't know where here is?
Speaker 1 (07:56):
April?
Speaker 5 (07:57):
Wait a minute?
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Oh?
Speaker 9 (07:59):
No, I didn't make it, did I?
Speaker 11 (08:05):
That was quite some fight, Sam.
Speaker 9 (08:08):
Yeah, but I lost. No, you didn't.
Speaker 10 (08:11):
I'm dead, aren't I I would call that a loss.
Speaker 11 (08:14):
But you hurt her, the witch, she's hurt.
Speaker 10 (08:18):
That just means that she'll be back and I won't
be there to protect my friends.
Speaker 11 (08:24):
I have a feeling you will be. You don't belong here, Sam,
not yet anyway. Your battle is not over. You mean, yes,
you have to go back. You're now one of the
several protectors of the queen.
Speaker 10 (08:41):
But Amber's not the queen, or is she?
Speaker 11 (08:46):
It all will be revealed in its own time, I understand,
I think.
Speaker 9 (08:54):
So how do we do this?
Speaker 11 (08:58):
Just imagine a bright light of portal and simply walk in.
Speaker 9 (09:21):
Well, I think that's my ride.
Speaker 11 (09:25):
Sam, before you leave, Can you give Amber a message
from me?
Speaker 9 (09:31):
Anything? Of course, I need you.
Speaker 11 (09:34):
To tell her that.
Speaker 8 (09:35):
She cry babies, Sam, I nobody, It's okay, don't talk.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
We have the ambles on the way.
Speaker 9 (10:04):
I told what are you trying to say?
Speaker 5 (10:08):
Sam?
Speaker 8 (10:10):
I told you.
Speaker 9 (10:12):
I told me what Buddy, I am the only queen here.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
After that, Buddy, you can be anything you want.
Speaker 9 (10:26):
I saw April what.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
April really?
Speaker 9 (10:31):
Yeah? She? Uh? She wanted me to give you a message. Sorry, David,
this is for Amber.
Speaker 4 (10:40):
David. Would you mind?
Speaker 1 (10:42):
No, I'll just be right over there hanging out with
the monks. So what's you guys smoking over here?
Speaker 4 (10:56):
So April huh.
Speaker 9 (10:58):
Yeah, she wanted me to tell you that the.
Speaker 12 (11:01):
Queen Lisa Lisa David.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Hello, Wow, Lisa, the Amber Amber Lisa.
Speaker 4 (11:20):
Hey, we haven't met before, but it's nice to meet you.
Speaker 7 (11:24):
But I know all about you.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
Amber. Lisa's a psychic that Sam told us about. She's
the one that saved me from the accident.
Speaker 7 (11:35):
I don't know about saved, but more like intervene.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
Intervened, so you know what's going.
Speaker 7 (11:42):
On and more. But we'll talk about all that later.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
How is he He's doing better? But uh, Lisa, he's
saved our lives. Sam's got power, I mean real power.
Speaker 7 (12:00):
No, he tapped in distant powers, but he doesn't have power.
That's why he's in the shape he's in. His body
can't handle that kind of energy.
Speaker 1 (12:10):
So like his alcohol, he can't handle it. But he died,
I mean not for long, but he did die.
Speaker 7 (12:22):
Yes, that doesn't surprise me.
Speaker 4 (12:25):
Yeah, he said he's sow and spoke with my best friend.
Speaker 7 (12:28):
Oh yeah, the one who died the night I warned
David of you being in danger? Did he tell you
what she said?
Speaker 1 (12:35):
Don't savor breath. She won't even tell me.
Speaker 4 (12:39):
She said that it wasn't his time yet and that
the battle wasn't arva.
Speaker 7 (12:44):
So he's been chosen as a protector.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Yes, that's what he said to a protector. So what
does that mean? A protector?
Speaker 7 (12:53):
A protector of the queen. He will die for her
if he has too.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
Yeah, that we know. That's why we're here. He's died
for her once.
Speaker 7 (13:03):
For who, for me the queen. No, he died for
his friends.
Speaker 4 (13:10):
But I was told I was the queen by who,
by the shadow Man.
Speaker 7 (13:18):
Those guys were never good at communicating what. Don't get
me wrong. They're great protectors, but communication is not their
strong suit.
Speaker 4 (13:28):
Yeah, but he said specifically he was here to protect
the Queen.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Wait a minute, hear me out. What if April was
the queen?
Speaker 4 (13:39):
No, that doesn't make any sense. April was never around
us when you know, anything weird would happen. And besides,
the Shadowman said he was here to save the queen
and not her right before she died.
Speaker 7 (13:59):
I agree, April is not the Queen. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
I didn't think so either.
Speaker 7 (14:05):
And neither are you?
Speaker 1 (14:06):
Say?
Speaker 5 (14:07):
What you sure?
Speaker 6 (14:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (14:09):
I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 4 (14:12):
I am so confused.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Yeah, that makes two of us.
Speaker 9 (14:18):
Would you mind keeping things down a little? I am
trying to get some rest.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Good morning, hero.
Speaker 9 (14:27):
Stop, I'm no hero?
Speaker 7 (14:31):
Hello? Sam?
Speaker 4 (14:33):
Whoa?
Speaker 9 (14:33):
What kind of drugs do they have me on? David?
Speaker 11 (14:38):
Telly?
Speaker 9 (14:38):
You see her?
Speaker 1 (14:42):
See who buddy? It's just me and Amber here?
Speaker 9 (14:45):
Oh, Dave, David, stop that.
Speaker 7 (14:51):
It's really me Sam. Mom, Yes, it's me. Oh oh
oh sorry baby?
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Wait? Mom? Did I step into another dimension? Sam? That's
not your mother.
Speaker 7 (15:13):
No, I've known Sam almost my whole life. I know
his mother.
Speaker 9 (15:17):
No, David, that's my stepmom. This is my biological mother.
Speaker 4 (15:23):
Does it make sense now?
Speaker 1 (15:25):
No? None of this makes sense? What Why am I
the only one confused?
Speaker 4 (15:31):
She's psychic and with Sam's knowledge of spells and Crystal?
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Uh yeah I knew that. So why come back now? Why?
After all this time?
Speaker 6 (15:47):
David?
Speaker 9 (15:48):
Just stop? It is not what you think what.
Speaker 1 (15:53):
I just want to know why?
Speaker 9 (15:55):
It's okay? Really, I'm sorry, Mom. He is He's a
muggle and he has a hard time understanding stuff most
of the time.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
You know what. Whatever, don't don't tell me, I don't
even care.
Speaker 9 (16:13):
Speaking of telling Amber, David, would y'all mind stepping out
for a few minutes. Amber is not the only one
that April had a message for. Yeah, sure, yeah, why not?
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Nobody else wants me around? Why should you be a different?
Speaker 7 (16:34):
Okay, it's just you and me.
Speaker 9 (16:36):
Now, look, we both know Amber is not the queen.
Speaker 7 (16:41):
Yep, I've already figured that one out.
Speaker 9 (16:43):
Yeah, me too, but just say it baby, Well April's message.
Come to find out, I'm not the only new protector.
Speaker 7 (16:56):
Sc So they chose me too, did they?
Speaker 8 (17:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (17:01):
They said only the power of three can stand up
to the wedge.
Speaker 7 (17:05):
So you and I make one and two. Who's number three?
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Hey, guys, got yet?
Speaker 12 (17:16):
Oh god?
Speaker 10 (17:17):
No.
Speaker 2 (17:26):
This concludes season two of Hillbilly Horror House. We are
already working hard on the next season. Join the Hillbilly
Horror House facebook page for updates and information on season three.