HHH: The War 1 0f 4

A recap of things that have happen and the beginning of the War.  

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello, this is Tim Mulins. I just wanted to drop
in real quick before we started this last chapter of
Hibbily Horror House and just make a really quick announcement.
As in real life, things happened, things go out of
our control, which is why Hibbily Horrorhouse came to an
irrupt end. A couple of our voice actors had life

(00:24):
changes come up where they just weren't able to provide
the voices for Hibbly Horror House anymore. And that's okay,
I do understand. So in order to bring you the
last chapter of Hibbily Horror House, we had to make
a few changes, and I wanted to bring that to
Yalla's attention real quick, so when the episode started, you
wouldn't be like, WHOA, that's not the voice I'm used

(00:47):
to hearing. So with that said, Amber, which was played
by our very own Natasha Anchor, is now played by
Jill Ferrell from the podcasts Always Never Write. And April,
which was played by my wife Rebecca, is now played

(01:09):
by Gina Biggs, also from the podcast Always Never Writes.
The Psychic April was played by Andrea Whitney Andrea Speed
recovers Girl I Got prayers out for you. She is
now played by Juliana Rex And that's all the changes
for now. Everything else you will know and sounds familiar.

(01:32):
So let's get on with the last chapter of hill
Billy Horehouse.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
I'm gonna go make us some coffee. We have some
houses to look at today.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
So we really turned down some more houses today.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Who knows, maybe we're finding wrong one today.

Speaker 4 (02:34):
Well that was the last house today.

Speaker 5 (02:38):
What's wrong with this one?

Speaker 2 (02:41):
You know what they say though?

Speaker 5 (02:43):
That be why?

Speaker 2 (02:50):
It's just this older Victorian home sort of looks like
a giant version of the Psycho House. It was sort
of pushed back from the streets and coming any scary
looking Fine, stop, David, stop.

Speaker 4 (03:06):
What the hell?

Speaker 5 (03:07):
Amber? Amber?

Speaker 4 (03:12):
Is that what I think it is?

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Yeah, that's the house from my dreams.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
Oh my god, it's the hill Billy Horror House.

Speaker 6 (03:39):
Come on, let's get a closer look.

Speaker 5 (03:41):
Yeah, let's not.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
That's not a really good I am never mind.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
Amber.

Speaker 5 (03:51):
Wait, David, David, talk to me.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
David, Wait, you shush me one more time? Wa where David?

Speaker 4 (04:09):
I will throw your ash.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Can you at least check to see if it's for sale?

Speaker 7 (04:20):
Please?

Speaker 3 (04:23):
Fine, I'll call you relative tomorrow.

Speaker 8 (04:26):
Okay, think you think you think you and when you do,
could you please tell Tracy High for me?

Speaker 5 (04:31):
I will.

Speaker 4 (04:39):
By the way, David, nice man, we scream back there.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
You scream like a girl.

Speaker 9 (04:55):
About thirty years ago.

Speaker 5 (05:07):
Hello, don't know?

Speaker 10 (05:13):
Huh?

Speaker 3 (05:14):
Why do you too?

Speaker 4 (05:18):
I really don't know about this, Amber. This really isn't
a good idea.

Speaker 11 (05:24):
So what do y'all think?

Speaker 4 (05:25):
Thank you for your time, Tracy, but I just don't
think this.

Speaker 12 (05:28):
We'll take it.

Speaker 3 (05:33):
I need your help, bro.

Speaker 13 (05:35):
You're still all into that crystal ghost voodoo haunting stuff.
Oh why well, if the financing goes through, it looks
like Amber and I are buying a house.

Speaker 5 (05:51):
Oh this can't be right.

Speaker 9 (05:53):
What?

Speaker 5 (05:55):
Oh god?

Speaker 4 (05:55):
What else did you see?

Speaker 11 (05:57):
Well?

Speaker 9 (05:58):
I saw you.

Speaker 4 (06:01):
Screamed loud like a little girl. Then uh, I'll guess
I put a bit in for the house.

Speaker 9 (06:13):
David, please say that was you again?

Speaker 3 (06:16):
That wasn't me.

Speaker 12 (06:23):
The cool See David, it talks to me in my dreams.

Speaker 3 (06:30):
Just call me David.

Speaker 9 (06:31):
A you are ma'am.

Speaker 12 (06:33):
Just keep calling me ma'am.

Speaker 5 (06:35):
Oh, yes, ma'am.

Speaker 11 (06:36):
See you're a fast learner.

Speaker 7 (06:38):
You need a job.

Speaker 11 (06:41):
Why I haven't seen him myself, but a lot of
the guys are saying they see someone up there staring
at them through that window.

Speaker 5 (06:51):
When can we talk about the stop?

Speaker 3 (06:54):
I said, not here.

Speaker 14 (06:57):
Perfect timing, my ex I hear experts.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
Great Hillbilly convention at the Heavenly House.

Speaker 6 (07:08):
Guys, you made it.

Speaker 14 (07:12):
Let me introduce you to the house soon is.

Speaker 3 (07:16):
Hey, I'm David. This is my wife Amber.

Speaker 12 (07:19):
Good evening, everybody.

Speaker 4 (07:21):
My name is Adam and my name's Matt and we're
graveyard tales. Did you all find something like a gray?

Speaker 15 (07:32):
Actually we did three so far.

Speaker 12 (07:35):
Oh my god?

Speaker 3 (07:39):
You see that right?

Speaker 10 (07:42):
Uh huh? My queen, guys, that shadows talking man.

Speaker 3 (08:00):
You cannot protect her. She's my white. I'll protect her.
She's my white. Then the queen, guys.

Speaker 4 (08:16):
It won't start.

Speaker 5 (08:17):
Come on, I'll try and make it stop.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
And Sam, what's your say?

Speaker 15 (08:30):
Well, the writing is hard to read, but I think
it says David's sex toys and dolls.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
Ah, that's not what it says. That's not mine.

Speaker 9 (08:44):
Amber.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
Yeah, where's the thought it should be?

Speaker 8 (08:48):
Right of a?

Speaker 7 (08:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (08:52):
What the hell?

Speaker 8 (08:53):
I saw?

Speaker 2 (08:54):
Sam? Pop the box right there?

Speaker 8 (08:58):
David, Wayne, get you'll ask down here right now?

Speaker 6 (09:02):
You too, Sam, whatever your middle name is.

Speaker 5 (09:05):
Now.

Speaker 3 (09:08):
Come on you too.

Speaker 4 (09:09):
It was just a joke, acting.

Speaker 8 (09:11):
Like like what and choose your words wise when you stop?
Howur ho you had the final say? You've always had
the final say. How dare you put all of this
on me?

Speaker 4 (09:26):
What are you being such a such a what?

Speaker 2 (09:29):
Such a what?

Speaker 8 (09:29):
David said, what were you gonna call me?

Speaker 3 (09:32):
Nothing?

Speaker 2 (09:33):
Get out?

Speaker 6 (09:34):
What gets out?

Speaker 5 (09:36):
Fine?

Speaker 3 (09:37):
He kissed my ass.

Speaker 8 (09:38):
I'm out of here.

Speaker 15 (09:40):
For you.

Speaker 5 (09:43):
I did come here.

Speaker 3 (09:57):
And then I came through the door looking for you.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
So this witch is after me because I'm looking at
the dad.

Speaker 15 (10:07):
They said, only the power of three can stand up
to the wedg.

Speaker 12 (10:10):
So you and I make one and two. Who's number three?

Speaker 3 (10:18):
Hey, guys, done yet? Oh god, no, she's the one
that caused the accident.

Speaker 6 (10:26):
That's it.

Speaker 13 (10:27):
I've had enough of this.

Speaker 5 (10:30):
It is.

Speaker 14 (10:53):
And now the story continues. Now that you're reminded of
what happened in the past, most people think that's where
the story ends. Rest assured it's not. Let me tell
you the rest of the story. David and Amber are
moved into the house and are well settled in, but

(11:14):
not everything is good. The queen has tried many times
to take out Amber, but her protectors have done a
great job at stopping the attacks. So here's the part
of the story that no one knows.

Speaker 4 (11:34):
I've had enough Sam to find yourself.

Speaker 12 (12:03):
Pick it up again.

Speaker 6 (12:16):
No again, No, David, you have got to get this.

Speaker 4 (12:34):
I know. I know, Sam over your head way more
practice than I do know.

Speaker 9 (12:41):
We started at the same time. David, I'm just better.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
You know.

Speaker 9 (12:46):
You know.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
I really hate it. You say that.

Speaker 9 (13:12):
You can get mad all you want, but it doesn't
make you better.

Speaker 4 (13:16):
I say, shut Oh, David, No, whoa dude?

Speaker 3 (13:24):
But I can certainly throw better not cool.

Speaker 9 (13:28):
You need to get your temper under control, and there's
no way that you can keep Amber and the baby
alive with that temper.

Speaker 3 (13:36):
You're right, but it wasn't you. I was aiming for.

Speaker 9 (13:47):
Oh my god, No, I didn't see that one.

Speaker 3 (13:49):
Damn things are getting smart. They're learning to.

Speaker 6 (13:52):
Blend in Damn minions.

Speaker 9 (13:54):
The roaches of hell is what I think you mean.

Speaker 4 (13:58):
I might not be able to fight, but I'm good
at spoting those damn things. Sam, would you mind exposis
this nasty thing?

Speaker 9 (14:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (14:08):
Sure.

Speaker 6 (14:13):
On that note, I think we're done training for the day.

Speaker 3 (14:16):
Good. I need to go check on my wife and.

Speaker 6 (14:20):
I'm going to go home.

Speaker 12 (14:22):
You have a great day.

Speaker 6 (14:23):
Call me if you need me.

Speaker 3 (14:25):
Yes, Mother, you know we love.

Speaker 12 (14:28):
You, of course you do.

Speaker 9 (14:31):
Bye love.

Speaker 3 (14:35):
Yeah. Well i'mah, I'm gonna go see Amber.

Speaker 9 (14:38):
David.

Speaker 3 (14:39):
Wait, Yeah, what's up?

Speaker 9 (14:42):
We just you know, haven't like sat down and.

Speaker 15 (14:47):
Talked in a while.

Speaker 4 (14:49):
Yeah, I know, since the hospital and finding out Amber's pregnant,
getting this home finished, let alone trying to get a baby.
Proof this this is just something I don't have. All
this training, all this training for a battle that might
not even happen.

Speaker 9 (15:11):
Oh, trust me, it's going to happen. It's just a
matter of when.

Speaker 3 (15:16):
But how do you know?

Speaker 4 (15:18):
It's been six months since we brought Amber home. There's
been no shadow guy, no ghost, no queen nothing.

Speaker 9 (15:28):
Did you forget the minion you just killed? Hello?

Speaker 3 (15:33):
What that that was just a minion?

Speaker 9 (15:37):
Listen to you? Just a minion. That minion is a
lower level demon, a demon sent from the Queen to
spy on us and take out Amber and the baby.
Had every possible chance.

Speaker 4 (15:50):
Yeah, I guess you have a point. But here's what
I wonder.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
Why me? Why you what a protector?

Speaker 4 (16:00):
Why me? You have the ability to tap into other
people's powers. Your mom is like only the most powerful
psychic a lie who I think, by the way, is.

Speaker 3 (16:12):
Lying about her powers.

Speaker 4 (16:14):
Dude, I think she's holding back on us.

Speaker 3 (16:16):
Anyway.

Speaker 4 (16:18):
Then there's me, a guy who came and handled a sword.
I have no powers, So again I ask why me?

Speaker 9 (16:28):
You know that's that is a valid point. You are
just average. I have no idea why. Maybe it has
something to do with the demon you killed that no
one else could see.

Speaker 4 (16:43):
I did, didn't I that.

Speaker 3 (16:46):
Was pretty bad ass. Not really, Well, you're maybe not really.

Speaker 15 (16:51):
I mean, it's okay, I guess, but this this is badass.

Speaker 4 (17:02):
Dude, chill, You're gonna burned down my damn house.

Speaker 9 (17:09):
I relaxed. It's just a plasma ball. Pretty badass though. Huh.

Speaker 3 (17:16):
Now you're just showing.

Speaker 4 (17:17):
Up Amber, grab samp crab a sword on it.

Speaker 3 (17:26):
Now that's bad ass.

Speaker 9 (17:28):
David moved.

Speaker 5 (17:31):
David in the kitchen.

Speaker 9 (17:42):
You get those on the laft, they got these?

Speaker 5 (18:08):
Wow, hollyn't help here.

Speaker 9 (18:12):
I'm a little busy.

Speaker 5 (18:14):
I got him.

Speaker 9 (18:34):
There.

Speaker 12 (18:35):
A woman's job is never done.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
Why the hell did he just do that?

Speaker 12 (18:39):
From the beginning, because Sam said, the only way for
you to get better at sword fighting would be through
live fights.

Speaker 4 (18:45):
Wait what, so you're telling me all this what the
freaking set up?

Speaker 11 (18:49):
Not really, we didn't know when they would show up
or you know how many. But we decided to not
fight back and let you do all of the work.

Speaker 9 (19:00):
That was so smart. That was such a great idea.
I know you're welcome.

Speaker 3 (19:07):
No, No, that was such a stupid decision.

Speaker 9 (19:12):
You know.

Speaker 3 (19:12):
I'm not ready for something like that.

Speaker 4 (19:15):
I could have been killed worse amber the baby could
have been.

Speaker 9 (19:20):
You did all right?

Speaker 6 (19:22):
I've had enough, David, David, where are you going away from?

Speaker 15 (19:28):
You?

Speaker 9 (19:29):
Too?

Speaker 4 (19:29):
YouTube?

Speaker 3 (19:30):
Bring that damn mess up.

Speaker 9 (19:33):
He's getting funny in his old age.

Speaker 7 (19:35):
She really is.

Speaker 12 (19:36):
But I do love that man of mine.

Speaker 9 (19:39):
But on a more serious note, he is questioning his
abilities again.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
Crap.

Speaker 9 (19:45):
We can't keep him in the dark forever.

Speaker 15 (19:47):
You know, I know, I know, I know we're gonna
have to tell him sooner or later. I know, Sam,
the sooner the better. If he finds out accidentally, there's
no saying.

Speaker 9 (19:58):
How he's going to react.

Speaker 12 (20:00):
I know he's not ready to know.

Speaker 9 (20:01):
You can't protect him from this forever, and why not.

Speaker 12 (20:04):
I just want to protect him. I want to protect
him from all.

Speaker 15 (20:08):
Of this, but he's your protector, not the other way around.
And besides, he's getting much better at swords. He killed
one by himself. You know what, when right before you screamed,
he saw it before it materialized.

Speaker 9 (20:22):
Do you know what that means?

Speaker 12 (20:26):
Yeah, it means his little secret is about to reveal itself.

Speaker 9 (20:30):
We have to tell him soon.

Speaker 12 (21:18):
Hello, I know you're there. I am not in the
mood for games. If your a minion, show yourself, fine,
we'll do this the hard way.

Speaker 16 (21:40):
How are you really gonna throw that at your best friend, April?
You're starting to get pretty good at that.

Speaker 10 (21:48):
You know what?

Speaker 12 (21:50):
This that's nothing?

Speaker 16 (21:58):
Well, don't get used to it. That power doesn't belong
to you.

Speaker 9 (22:02):
Oh, I know.

Speaker 12 (22:03):
The baby lets me know when she's tired of me
tapping in. Wait a minute, what are you doing here?

Speaker 16 (22:08):
What the gust of your best friend?

Speaker 12 (22:09):
Can't just come and say hi?

Speaker 11 (22:11):
Girl?

Speaker 12 (22:11):
You know you can come anytime, not like I could
stop you or anything.

Speaker 16 (22:15):
Actually you can, but I know you won't.

Speaker 12 (22:18):
I could never hurt you, no like that. But there
is one thing I was wondering.

Speaker 16 (22:23):
Yeah, what's that hold on?

Speaker 7 (22:26):
David?

Speaker 12 (22:28):
David, could you come up here for a second?

Speaker 3 (22:30):
Yeah, give me a sick Yeah, what you need?

Speaker 12 (22:41):
Do you see anything in this room that doesn't belong?

Speaker 9 (22:44):
No?

Speaker 3 (22:45):
Not really?

Speaker 12 (22:45):
Why nothing? You don't see anything at all?

Speaker 9 (22:50):
No?

Speaker 3 (22:51):
What am I looking for?

Speaker 12 (22:53):
Nothing?

Speaker 9 (22:53):
Really?

Speaker 12 (22:53):
I was just checking.

Speaker 3 (22:55):
Okay? Is that all you needed?

Speaker 9 (22:58):
Oh?

Speaker 12 (22:59):
Yeah, I'm good, Thank you, all right, I'll.

Speaker 3 (23:02):
I'll just pack in the kitchen if you need anything.

Speaker 12 (23:06):
I guess his gifts haven't fully developed yet. This is good.

Speaker 5 (23:10):
Looking good, April?

Speaker 12 (23:12):
What the he can see you?

Speaker 16 (23:15):
You haven't told him yet, have you?

Speaker 9 (23:17):
How?

Speaker 12 (23:17):
How, April, how do I tell the man I love,
the father of my baby, who's queen of the underworld,
by the way, that he has to die in order
for our baby to be born? How Because I'm really
open to suggestions right now, I have to what David,

(23:58):
please stop, just stop.

Speaker 3 (24:00):
I have to die in order for our daughter to
be born.

Speaker 5 (24:04):
Just ah, just what did you plan on telling me
this soon?

Speaker 12 (24:10):
I promise I was. I was just waiting for the
right time.

Speaker 4 (24:12):
At the right time, at the freaking right time.

Speaker 9 (24:16):
When is the right time?

Speaker 4 (24:18):
Amber at delivery? After I fall in love, When it's
the right time.

Speaker 16 (24:25):
I'm just going to see my way out.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
How long have you known?

Speaker 9 (24:36):
What?

Speaker 3 (24:37):
How long have you known.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
That I have to die.

Speaker 12 (24:43):
Well, remember when I was at the hospital and Sam
said he needed to talk with me.

Speaker 3 (24:48):
Yeah, Ipro had a message for.

Speaker 12 (24:51):
You, right, Well that was the message.

Speaker 14 (25:02):
Meanwhile, in the underworld, the Queen has her own problems
and wants answers for all the failed attacks to take
out Amber.

Speaker 11 (25:17):
What, my Queen, do you want.

Speaker 7 (25:31):
To explain why it's taken so long to kill one
little girl?

Speaker 3 (25:36):
My queen?

Speaker 4 (25:38):
Harper chlorine, the tropal directors, they're trust to.

Speaker 6 (25:42):
Claw, they're humans, they're weak.

Speaker 12 (25:45):
We are superior to them, my queen.

Speaker 5 (25:49):
What kind of fabric?

Speaker 7 (25:50):
The laws are forth, but they don't harbor drums lowers.
You're sending lowers to kill the future queen.

Speaker 12 (26:00):
That's like sending puppies.

Speaker 5 (26:02):
Off my queen.

Speaker 16 (26:04):
What don't help me?

Speaker 3 (26:08):
Told me?

Speaker 15 (26:08):
How for me?

Speaker 9 (26:09):
This?

Speaker 10 (26:10):
Right?

Speaker 6 (26:13):
Fine, here's what you need to do.

Speaker 3 (26:23):
Yeah, I understand.

Speaker 4 (26:27):
If I have to die, if I have to die
for my baby girl Amber, it's just time to start
making arrangements. Guys, April, this is really not a good time.

(26:48):
No now, April, Please, we really need to talk. But
I need to talk to my wife.

Speaker 16 (26:58):
You need to get ready to fight.

Speaker 12 (27:00):
What are you saying the queen.

Speaker 16 (27:03):
She's launching an attack. She's coming for you, Amber, David, shit.

Speaker 3 (27:07):
Call Lisa, get her here right now. I'm going after Sam.

Speaker 14 (27:16):
Damn.

Speaker 15 (27:18):
Yeah, it's not.

Speaker 16 (27:23):
How serious is it? This one's big. She's not sending
the mini insance time.

Speaker 12 (27:28):
I don't know what she's sending that.

Speaker 16 (27:30):
It sounds pretty serious.

Speaker 12 (27:32):
April. I'm scared.

Speaker 16 (27:35):
Yeah, I mean too. Let's hope your guardians are ready
for the first big fight.

Speaker 12 (27:40):
How much time do we have?

Speaker 16 (27:42):
Honestly, I have no idea.

Speaker 14 (27:47):
Just then a portal opens.

Speaker 16 (27:51):
Oh that's sounds big, all right, ring it, bitch.

Speaker 14 (28:10):
Amber creates a plasma ball and launches it at the beast.

Speaker 9 (28:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (28:37):
The large demon tries to stand out, but Amber creates
an energy ball and throws it to stop it. Mh
The beast falls dead.

Speaker 12 (28:59):
Bring a bitch.

Speaker 14 (29:02):
Amber launches her attack first. It was at this time

(29:22):
Amber's baby was tired, leaving her with no defense.

Speaker 12 (29:26):
April, I'm out of energy. The baby's tired.

Speaker 9 (29:31):
What do I do.

Speaker 10 (29:38):
Now, David?

Speaker 3 (29:52):
Now I'm tired of the ship.

Speaker 14 (29:57):
David rushes the demons to defend while Sam fights others.

Speaker 12 (30:02):
Thus with magic.

Speaker 14 (30:03):
Texts of the room.

Speaker 3 (30:08):
No Sam, softball, will I do Sam.

Speaker 6 (30:14):
Plasma ball now.

Speaker 14 (30:16):
Sam launches the plasma ball into the crowd of demons,
destroying their plans of an attack.

Speaker 7 (30:29):
Throw it now, Amber, Oh God, I'm okay. I'm good,

(30:56):
I'm okay.

Speaker 3 (30:57):
It appears the Queen is getting a little too impatient.
It's time to fight.

Speaker 14 (31:10):
Thank you for listening. David is played by Tim Mullens.
Amber is played by Jill Ferrell from Always Never Write podcast.
Sam is played by John Joslyn. April is played by
Gina Biggs from Always Never Write podcast. The Queen is
played by Shelby Brenda and I Am Sarah Didanatis