No Such Thing As A Fish

No Such Thing As A Fish

Award-winning podcast from the QI offices in which the writers of the hit BBC show discuss the best things they've found out this week. Hosted by Dan Schreiber (@schreiberland) with James Harkin (@jamesharkin), Andrew Hunter Murray (@andrewhunterm), and Anna Ptaszynski (#GetAnnaOnTwitter)

Episodes

June 12, 2025 59 mins
Anna, Andy, James and Rhys Darby discuss robots, railways, lost witches and found phones.

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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Socrates, Stansted, short wigs and long waves.

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Dan, Anna and Andy discuss 420 plants, 10 towns, 2 tongues and 0 licences.

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Dan, James, Anna and John Lloyd discuss postcards, Picasso, Foley and Fossey.

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Dan, Anna, Andy and Rosie Holt discuss apes, art, anecdotes and Ancient Rome.

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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss particles, poems, plums, and Antonio da Ponte.

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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss sexy socks, squeezy toothpaste, Daniel Day Lewis, and Gandy.

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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss Filipino kayakers, Norwegian tunnels and Chinese bubbles.

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Dan, James, Anna and Andy discuss noise, names, notes and nachos. 

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Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss popes, perps, pouches and pooches.

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Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss cloud eaters, load masters, and various Carpenters.

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March 27, 2025 48 mins
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss YOUR facts, including chats about shaking hands, wiggling ears, dancing on mats and prescient macaques. Visit nosuchthingasafish.com for news about live shows, merchandise and more episodes. Join Club Fish for ad-free episodes and exclusive bonus content at apple.co/nosuchthingasafish or nosuchthingasafish.com/patreon
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March 25, 2025 28 mins
Club Fish presents Drop Us A Line, where Dan, James, Andy and Anna sift through the correspondence sent in by listeners.

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Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss sobbing sticks, selling saffron and sacrificing sheep. 

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Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss scary bananas, sneaky eels and somewhat ironic songs. 

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Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss restricted diets, extraneous organs, Raging Bull and Istanbul. 

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February 27, 2025 57 mins
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss prank calls, casting calls, Earhart and heartbeats.
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Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss the London Bears, the Roman Saints, the British Jaguars and the Margate Browns.

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February 13, 2025 49 mins
For a Valentine's Day special, Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss flirting, proclaiming love, getting together, and ignoring one's mother-in-law.

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February 6, 2025 57 mins
Dan, James, Andy and Anna discuss NZ, Oz and Ozempic.

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