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You can’t say anything any more - and here to prove it is Harriet Langley-Swindon, with a round of all the best bits of her weekly radio show on a national network that can’t be named for legal reasons. Absolutely Non-Censored [subs please check capitalisation and hyphen] from beginning to end, with all the rubbish edited out. Each week, Harriet will chat through the segments with producer Martin, and we’ll be getting a Hot & Spicy Take Of The Week from resident comedian Eshaan Akbar who was hired because he was funny and not any other reason. NonCensored is created by award-winning comedians Rosie Holt, Brendan Murphy & Eshaan Akbar..
Episodes
June 7, 2024 • 41 mins
Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by Reform UK leader Nigel Farage for - remarkably - his first appearance on NonCensored, as he explains why he's entered the race for Parliament. They're also joined by Eshaan Akbar who rates Rishi Sunak's non-apology for his lie about Labour's tax plans in a special edition of ApologyWatch. And after a week of being mistreated by the media, Kemi Badenoch stops by to ask what we mean by that.
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May 31, 2024 • 37 mins
Harriet and Producer Martin moderate a debate between Prime Minister Rishi Sunak and Leader of the Labour Party Sir Keir Starmer, probing them on the key issues in this election, such as Diane Abbott, and whether they'd start a nuclear war. We also have comedian and resident diversity correspondent Eshaan Akbar on hand to lighten the mood with some 'lighter' questions that might show us the fun side of the candidates and also pop o...
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May 24, 2024 • 37 mins
Harriet is joined live from Westminster by the New Statesman's Tim Dalton and from our Westminster Studio by the Telegraph's Siobhan Connery, who give live reaction to the forthcoming general election - why did Rishi call it, how's it going to play out, and what does this mean for 2029? Harriet and Producer Martin also recognise a Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week from Eshaan Akbar about the state of Palestine, although lots of peop...
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May 17, 2024 • 40 mins
Producer Martin hosts the show solo this week, and he's joined by John Heffner, an educationalist with strong views on what children should be taught about sex, and by the governor of HMP Chempy, Jemima Payne, who explains why Britain's prisons are bad. He also catches up with Eshaan Akbar for a Hot & Spicy Takeaway about water, immigration, and a potential Spice Girls reunion.
We have a live show coming up on Thursday the 20th Jun...
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May 10, 2024 • 39 mins
Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by Britain's newest Labour MP, Natalie Elphicke, who dramatically joined Sir Keir Starmer's "changed" Labour party this week, and explains why it's the party for her. They also get some post-local election analysis from Lord Sir Edwin Beaufort MP, who has an utterly convincing retort to anyone who thinks the elections went poorly for the Tories. Finally, we're joined by Eshaan Akbar for a Hot ...
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May 3, 2024 • 40 mins
Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by the presumptive winner of the London Mayoral election, Susan Hall, who sets out her vision for a post-Khan London (which is very similar to a very pre-Khan London. They also speak to outgoing Scottish First Minister Humza Yousaf, who explains why being a cool uncle didn't work out for him, and to Eshaan Akbar, who has a Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week about the Americvan un...
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April 26, 2024 • 39 mins
Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by A Horse, who explains that HE WASN'T SPOOKED when he ran around London, and by the Reform MP (at the time of writing) Lee Anderson, to celebrate St George's Day. Harriet also hears a Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week from Eshaan Akbar about lovely, lovely booze.
We have a live show coming up on the 20th June at the Museum of Comedy, we would love to see you there: tickets.
If you would like ...
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April 19, 2024 • 41 mins
Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by former Prime Minister Liz Truss, who explains why the smoking ban is a bad idea and also reveals her role in the Mark Menzies "bad people" story, and by The World's Greatest Lawyer Suella Braverman, who gives a full and unchallenged account of how she was cancelled in Belgium. We also hear from Eshaan Akbar about why he's fed up with Islamophobic dogwhistles, so it's time for some up-front ...
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April 12, 2024 • 31 mins
Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by old friend of the show Liz Truss, for a slightly different style of NonCensored - it's Ideas To Win, in which leading political thinkers put forward ideas for a Conservative Manifesto that can win the hearts and minds of the British public, and crush the woke left once and for all.
If you have any policy suggestions for Ideas To Win, you can email us at noncensoredpodcast@gmail.com or, even...
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April 5, 2024 • 41 mins
Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by old friend of the show Sir Douglas Brown, the head of Southern Central Thames Water, to explain what it'll take for his company to do something about the overflowing sewers all over the country, and by Eshaan Akbar, who rates a K-Pop Apology in ApologyWatch. Harriet also hosts a debate between Sir Keir Starmer and comedian/pundit Colin Sense - no relation! - about the most pressing issue be...
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March 29, 2024 • 41 mins
Harriet is joined by the new deputy co-chair of the Conservative Party and also maybe Prime Minister?, Jonathan Gullis, about his plan for the party, the nation, and Stoke-on-Trent (North). She also catches up with the woman that long-term listeners will remember is our Sex & Romance Correspondent, Nadine Dorries, about why she's beating men off with a stick. And Eshaan Akbar joins the show for a Hot & Spicy Takeaway Of The Week ab...
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March 22, 2024 • 38 mins
Harriet and Producer Martin speak to Penny Mordaunt to settle those leadership rumours once and for all, and also to find out how important being able to hold a sword up is in modern politics. They also speak to outgoing Welsh First Minister Mark Drakeford about everything he's done in the last five years, from the 20mph speed limit to the 20mph speed limit. And in a week when the Scottish police seemed to want to target comedians ...
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March 15, 2024 • 35 mins
Harriet host a debate between Frank Hester and Diane Abbott MP because, as we know, a debate is the only possible way we can find out the truth of something such as "is racism real and, if it is, is it bad?". She also speaks to Eshaan Akbar for a definitive rating of Princess Kate's apology in ApologyWatch, and gets a call from Royal Correspondent Nicola Witchell, who is in a secure location. Finally, she catches up with old friend...
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March 8, 2024 • 38 mins
Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by newly-elected threat to democracy George Galloway MP, who certainly tells them something. They also speak to Chancellor Jeremy Hunt about how he hopes this this budget will work out well for whoever happens to be in government after the next election, and Eshaan Akbar explains why more politicians should follow the example of Marjorie Taylor Greene and tell journalists to f*** off.
Thanks t...
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March 1, 2024 • 35 mins
There's no regular show this week so, instead, please enjoy the Time For Questions episode that went up on our Patreon (patreon.com/NonCensored) at the start of February. You'll hear Harriet, Martin and Eshaan answer questions like
What is on Harriet's Spotify daylist?
Could you live in woke Britannia?
Should the government consider raising the voting age to 75?
Thanks to all our Patreons, especially Jennifer Watson and Carol...
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February 23, 2024 • 42 mins
Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by Business Secretary Kemi Badenoch, to talk about all the rows she's won this week and also whether fish and chips is a snack. They also speak to Eshaan Akbar for our regular ApologyWatch segment, which this week looks at Speaker of the House Sir Lindsay Hoyle's apology for his running of this week's ceasefire debate; and they are one of only two media outlets to speak exclusively to Vladimir...
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February 16, 2024 • 43 mins
Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by Pete, a "Shy Tory" who explains why he's so shy. They are also speak to the Raymond Pointers, a director at GB News who has revolutionised political TV coverage with his innovative coverage of Rishi Sunak's Q&A this week. We also have Eshaan Akbar for a sophisticated Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week about Muslims and Jews that we can't imagine anyone getting upset about.
Thanks to Leah Jewe...
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February 9, 2024 • 46 mins
Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by "Jeremy", a member of the Woke Elite who is breaking his silence to confirm everything Liz Truss and Jacob Rees-Mogg said about him at the Popular Conservatism Conference. They are also joined by our Royal Correspondent, Nicola Witchell, who talks about the science behind Sir King Prince Charles's cancer diagnosis. We also have Eshaan Akbar for his regular Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week -...
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February 2, 2024 • 38 mins
Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by Northern Ireland Secretary Chris Heaton Harris, to talk about why he doesn't want to talk about the new powersharing deal in Stormont. They are also joined by friend of the show, The Daily Telegraph's Siobhan Connery, to talk about how brilliant it is that we're now checking food before it comes into the UK. We also have Eshaan Akbar providing a Hot & Spicy Take about about libel law and th...
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January 26, 2024 • 46 mins
Harriet and Producer Martin are joined by John Jameson, a top pollster, to explain how the methodology behind his recent, shocking polls. They are also joined by Culture Secretary Lucy Fraser, a real politician we've all known about for years, to talk about BBC bias and how outrageous it is that The News Quiz would make fun of politicians. We also have Eshaan Akbar providing a Hot & Spicy Take about cricket and immigration, and Con...
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