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There's no regular show this week, so here's the Time For Questions we made for our Patreons a few weeks ago, where Harriet, Producer Martin and Eshaan Akbar we answer our Patreons' questions:

• What would you like to apologise for saying at school?
• Which British politicians could rizz up Donald Trump?
• Is Die Hard a "Christmas movie"?

...and more!

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Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin speak to Chancellor Rachel Reeves about the similarities between this week's budget and the Communist Manifesto; Producer Martin goes undercover to expose two members of the House Of Lords who are willing to lobby - and more - for cash; Eshaan Akbar asks if Marjorie Taylor Green... is Woke?

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Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin speak to Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood about her controversial new policies for asylum seekers; Larry Summers joins us to explain why he was asking Jeffrey Epstein for dating advice; and if music be the food of love, Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy Takeaway Of The Week about how it can also be the snack of anti-terrorism.

Patreons will also hear an interview with the host of the Hi...

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin speak to BBC Wokefinder General Robbie Gibb, who explains how he's de-woking the corporation; meanwhile, former

BBC journalist Helen Helen tells us how she was forced out of her job for holding perfectly legal beliefs about who should and shouldn't get her coffee; and Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy Takeaway Of The Week about how The Big Apple has turned into The Halal Apple.

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Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin present an Bonfire Night Special edition of NonCensored - the annual celebration of the foiling of the Gunpowder Plot. We speak to Yorkshire's very own failed terrorist Guy Fawkes, who talks about why he tried to blow up Parliament and how he views his legacy, and William Wade, the Lieutenant of the Tower of London 1613-1615, about Guy's interrogation experience. And of course, Eshaan Akb...

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin present an "anger special", as they speak to NonCensored's very own social media editor Benjamin Closetabs about how and why he makes the clips you see on TikTok and Instagram; The Telegraph's Northern Correspondent Siobhan Connery returns to the show, live from X: The Everything App, to update us on the imminent civil war; and Eshaan Akbar rates the non-apologies for Reform MP Sarah Poch...

Harriet Langley-Swindon takes a look back at some of the highlights of the first 150 episodes of NonCensored, as selected by our Patreons. Yes, we said "first" 150 episodes. Consider that a warning AND a promise.

Featuring: Sir Keir Starmer, Nadine Dorries & Ben Houchen, Jonathan Gullis, South Central Thames Water CEO Sir Douglas Brown, publisher Helen Penguin, disggraced celebrity chef Craigg Rommit, billionaire bio-hacker ...

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin celebrate Donald Trump's inevitable Nobel Peace Prize win by checking in with NonCensored's network of foreign correspondents to see how his peacemaking ability is viewed around the world; we hear from former Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher on the allegations that she was no Iron Lady; and Eshaan Akbar has an aitch oh tee ay en dee es pee aye see why take about English.

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Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by Kemi Badenoch, who explains what she means by "integration"; we hear from Ethan Jablowski, from Kent's version DOGE, on how it's going now that Reform are in control of the council there; and Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy take about how to make animals more patrotic.

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Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood, who explains the new requirements for migrants seeking leave to remain in the UK; Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy take about the masculinity needed for modern warfare; and the agent of an AI actor, Sylvie Tootoo, explains why actors and improvisers are awful and need to be replaced.

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Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by Sir Ed Davey, who explains why the Lib Dems have moved beyond silly, fun stunts, into impassioned liberal politics; we interview A Swan about the rumours that they are being eaten by asylum seekers; and Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy take about going to Saudi Arabia to do stand-up.

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Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by Phyllida Pomp, the events planner who arranged President Trump's historic second state visit; we speak to to a member of the Free Speech Union, Harold Spock, for their reaction to Jimmy Kimmel being taken off the air; and Eshaan Akbar reports live from the Unite The Kingdom march.

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Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by Sir Steven Belm, the civil servant who provided David Lammy with official advice about genocide; Eshaan Akbar's has a Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week about the National Television Awards; and Political Editor Chris Builder looks back at last week's Reform Party conference - or, at least, what he can remember about it!

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Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by Sir Keir Starmer, who explains how he's going to "deliver, deliver, deliver" on his love of flags; new Green Party leader Zach Polanski tells us about the Party's new direction; and Eshaan Akbar's Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week is about how the cost of living crisis is affecting crime.

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Harriet Langley-Swindon, Producer Martin and Diversity Correspondent Eshaan Akbar take a look ahead to the summer, as the the podcast prepares to take a break until September.

• How many MPs will Reform have when we return?
• Who would YOU like to see on the Epstein List?
• What will we be using AI for this summer?

And much, much more.

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by disggraced celebrity chef Craigg Rommit, who gives his first interview since being fired by the BBC; the publisher of The Salt Path, Helen Penguin, explains how the book got published the way it is; and Eshaan Akbar's Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week is about Keir Starmer having a "no spray, no lay" policy.

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by Labour MP for Constituencyshire Central, Ben Bland, who talks about why he almost rebelled on the Social Care Bill this week; a disappointed festival-goer, Susanna, tells us how politics ruined Glastonbury for her and Eshaan Akbar's Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week is about the Bank of England's plans to redesign British bank notes.

Harriet Langley-Swindon and AI Producer Martin are joined by NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte, who talks about his relationship with Donald Trump; former academic Professor Godfrey Matthews tells us how London has fallen; and Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy Take about New York City's mayoral election primary. Meanwhile, Producer Martin sends some roving reports from Glastonbury.

This week, Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by US General Dick Terrific, who explains why America needs to go to war with Iraq - sorry, Iran; Britain's strictest headmistress Caitlin Babblinbrooke has some literally unbelievable news about what kids are being taught these days (you wouldn't know them, they go to another school); and Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy Take about Hot & Spicy weather.