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Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by Kemi Badenoch, who explains what she means by "integration"; we hear from Ethan Jablowski, from Kent's version DOGE, on how it's going now that Reform are in control of the council there; and Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy take about how to make animals more patrotic.

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Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood, who explains the new requirements for migrants seeking leave to remain in the UK; Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy take about the masculinity needed for modern warfare; and the agent of an AI actor, Sylvie Tootoo, explains why actors and improvisers are awful and need to be replaced.

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Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by Sir Ed Davey, who explains why the Lib Dems have moved beyond silly, fun stunts, into impassioned liberal politics; we interview A Swan about the rumours that they are being eaten by asylum seekers; and Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy take about going to Saudi Arabia to do stand-up.

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Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by Phyllida Pomp, the events planner who arranged President Trump's historic second state visit; we speak to to a member of the Free Speech Union, Harold Spock, for their reaction to Jimmy Kimmel being taken off the air; and Eshaan Akbar reports live from the Unite The Kingdom march.

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Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by Sir Steven Belm, the civil servant who provided David Lammy with official advice about genocide; Eshaan Akbar's has a Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week about the National Television Awards; and Political Editor Chris Builder looks back at last week's Reform Party conference - or, at least, what he can remember about it!

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Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by Sir Keir Starmer, who explains how he's going to "deliver, deliver, deliver" on his love of flags; new Green Party leader Zach Polanski tells us about the Party's new direction; and Eshaan Akbar's Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week is about how the cost of living crisis is affecting crime.

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Harriet Langley-Swindon, Producer Martin and Diversity Correspondent Eshaan Akbar take a look ahead to the summer, as the the podcast prepares to take a break until September.

• How many MPs will Reform have when we return?
• Who would YOU like to see on the Epstein List?
• What will we be using AI for this summer?

And much, much more.

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by disggraced celebrity chef Craigg Rommit, who gives his first interview since being fired by the BBC; the publisher of The Salt Path, Helen Penguin, explains how the book got published the way it is; and Eshaan Akbar's Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week is about Keir Starmer having a "no spray, no lay" policy.

Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by Labour MP for Constituencyshire Central, Ben Bland, who talks about why he almost rebelled on the Social Care Bill this week; a disappointed festival-goer, Susanna, tells us how politics ruined Glastonbury for her and Eshaan Akbar's Hot & Spicy Takeaway of the Week is about the Bank of England's plans to redesign British bank notes.

Harriet Langley-Swindon and AI Producer Martin are joined by NATO Secretary General Mark Rutte, who talks about his relationship with Donald Trump; former academic Professor Godfrey Matthews tells us how London has fallen; and Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy Take about New York City's mayoral election primary. Meanwhile, Producer Martin sends some roving reports from Glastonbury.

This week, Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by US General Dick Terrific, who explains why America needs to go to war with Iraq - sorry, Iran; Britain's strictest headmistress Caitlin Babblinbrooke has some literally unbelievable news about what kids are being taught these days (you wouldn't know them, they go to another school); and Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy Take about Hot & Spicy weather.

This week, Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by Chancellor Rachel Reeves, who reviews her own spending review; Eshaan Akbar rates the BBC's apology for David Walliams's arm-waving; and Batman tells us how Robert Jenrick's vigilantism has inspired him to change how he tackles crime in Gotham.

This week, Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin are joined by Sir Keir Starmer, who tells them why he's buying new submarines and why they will all have a reverse gear; Fiona Inance, Professor of Freedomnomics at Great Lakes University, joins us to give real-time commentary on Donald Trump's brilliant tariffs; and Eshaan Akbar has a Hot & Spicy Takeaway about white people becoming a minority in the UK.

There's no regular show this week, so here's the Time For Questions we made for our Patreons a few weeks ago, where Harriet, Producer Martin and Eshaan Akbar we answer our Patreons' questions:

• What do you hope is included in the UK/US trade deal?
• Why does Keir Starmer get such rubbish bribes?
• What sort of Robot would each of you like to have, and what would you get them to do?

...and more!

This week, Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin welcome fisherman Cornelius Thark to the show, to explain to him how he ought to feel about the UK/EU trade deal either massively helping him or utterly betraying him, depending on who you talk to; former professional footballer turned current pundit Ian Fiveankles is back on the show, to give his view on Gary Lineker's early departure from Match of the Day; and Eshaan Akbar ha...

This week, Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin welcome Sir Keir Starmer back to the show to explain how his new cool, "bad boy" image is going to make him over sixty million new Facebook friends; they get ready with BBC Director General Tim Davie, who explains why the BBC needs to be trusted on TikTok (hit that subscribe button if you agree); and Eshaan Akbar ranks the apology of Green Party leadership candidate Zach Polans...

This week, Harriet Langley-Swindon and AI Producer Martin speak to the Labour MP for Bristol Very Very West, Daffydd Cwmbach, about how the government will respond to their crushing defeat in last week's local elections; we welcome The Very Very Reverend Gerrie Berrie back to the show to tell us why we need the first "Podcast Pope"; and Eshaan Akbar returns to the show to give us a Hot & Spicy Takeaway about the new Indian trad...

This week X: The Everything App - The Official Podcast returns, per the cease and desist letters we've been receiving, to being known as NonCensored, and regular service is resumed: Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin speak to Bridget Phillipson, the Women & Equalities Minister, about the government's reaction to last week's Supreme Court ruling over the definition of "woman", as well as Home Secretary Yvette Cooper abo...

This week X: The Everything App - The Official Podcast founder and CEO Elon Musk welcomes Harriet Langley-Swindon and Producer Martin onto his podcast which he bought last week. Formerly known as NonCensored, Elon has embraced the podcast's crusade for free speech and free thinking by taking over and deciding what to cover. So, he speaks to comedian Rosie Holt about making comedy legal again, and he instructed Harriet and Mart...