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July 2, 2025 40 mins
It's another super fun Mashortly (celeb combo nickname) episode! 

America's most married twosome are livin' and laughin' it up in what Ashly calls "our most wander-y episode yet"! The Romantic Pals end up finding the theme of todays episode through some very organic sillying when Mort decides he wants to Patreon his entire life. That way people have to pay him for friendship! 

It's a wacky idea that turns into all manner of fun revelations about the sad state of capitalism we find ourselves in. But don't worry, your hosts are wrenching the yucks out of this heartless system by considering the wild highs and lows of monetizing your entire life. 

Also Mort pitches a reality show called Background Czech where contestants live in a house and have to discover who is, in fact, Czech. 

Go watch I'm Happy You're Here on Youtube hosted by American Hero Ashly Burch if you haven't already! You'll laugh, you'll feel and you'll improve your day considerably. 

Here's our sochies: 

@Mort Burke 

@AshlyBurch
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