Secret Lives of Sommeliers

Secret Lives of Sommeliers

For the girls, the gays, and anyone who knows that the best stories start with “Okay, so don’t be mad…” Hosted by Sage Toomey & Lucrezio, this is not self-help—just a wine-fueled deep dive into the questionable choices, and the kind of stories that should probably stay corked. But where’s the fun in that? Pour a glass, lower your standards, and let’s get into it. New episode every Monday. Follow Us: YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@SecretLivesofSommeliers TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@secretlivesofsommeliers Lucrezio TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@lucreziooo Lucrezio Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/lucreziooo?igsh=YWt1MG5hcXhpY3I5 Sage TikTok - https://www.tiktok.com/@sage_toomey Sage Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/sage_toomey/?hl=en Business Inquires - secretlivesofsommeliers@gmail.com

Episodes

July 7, 2025 48 mins
This week, we sip skin-contact Malvasia Bianca and a smoky Arizona Tempranillo while unpacking everything from flying to Sedona with a stranger to stumbling into a psychic class in a crystal shop. We rant about the epidemic of boring men, recall chaotic birthdays and house parties, and debate whether 9/11 conspiracies are too much for freshman English class. Also: a glitch in the matrix, New Orleans vampires, and a PSA about “...
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This week, we sip Pinot Noir from Willamette Valley and unpack some truly bizarre delicacies (yes, including the drowned songbirds). We talk food ethics, suit shopping, quarter-life crises, and what it’s like turning 25 in the city. 
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Sage and Lucrezio dive into ghost hunting adventures, explore the ethics of stealing from bars, and debate topics from sulfites in wine to the legitimacy of natural wine culture. Things take a turn into the spooky and absurd as Sage recounts accidentally ghosting a family-oriented ghost-hunting team. Along the way, the duo riffs on haunted Scottsdale, natural wine myths, being a sommelier and ghost hunter, Mormon theology, eut...
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In this unfiltered, hilarious, and slightly chaotic episode, Sage and Lucrezio are joined by Sage's sister Breea and her girlfriend MJ for a deep-dive into queer love, crash outs, Wendy’s pairings, and wine-fueled storytelling. From romantic roommates-to-lovers lore and Arizona Grenache to near-death Tesla autopilot adventures, breaking into churches on shrooms, and the legend of fibs that boiled, nothing is off-limits. Trigge...
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This week on The Secret Life of Soms, Sage is joined by Chance Redfield for a deep dive into their latest crash-out Saturday night: The Well Bar, one too many shots of Rumple Minze, questionable couch naps, and an exploded bottle of wine. We talk about bartender culture, trading a rubber band ball for a house (seriously), the toxic loop of post-shift drinking, and that time someone tried to pay Sage to stay longer at an afterp...
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Welcome to our first episode! Thanks for listening to our rant about all things service industry. 
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