Two Idiot Girls

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Episodes

How Drew Survived Her 21st Birthday???

August 5, 2025 • 66 mins

hi freaks!! this week we decided to do a good ole fashioned Q and A!!! in this episode we talk about why Jeremiah's dad hates him so much, our favorite things about each other (that we also secretly dislike LMAO), and what our current thoughts are on the new season of "The Summer I Turned Pretty" OBVIOUSLY!!!

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The Summer I Turned into a KPop Demon Hunter ???

July 29, 2025 • 54 mins

hi CHATTTT!!!!! this week we didn't put out a prompt so instead we shared all of our thoughts (per usual LMAO) in this episode we talked about how much we loved season 4 of "The Bear", why we're Team Laurel for the new season of "The Summer I Turned Pretty", and how many microphones to the head Drew would give each of the main characters from "TSITP"

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The Summer I Turned Into a Cuck ???

July 22, 2025 • 60 mins

hi CHATTTT!!! this week we continued to giggle over y'all's "things that feel embarrassing that aren't embarrassing" !! in this episode we discuss why it's never embarrassing to bring up your peanut allergy (attention DUH!), that awful feeling of needing to scoot out of a booth when you're feeling sweaty, and our much awaited thoughts on the newest season of "the summer i turned pretty"!!!

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S5 Ep27: Why is Walking Back After Bowling so Embarrassing???

July 15, 2025 • 65 mins

hi sick lil bb freaksssss!!! this week we wanted y'all to send in things that feel embarrassing that shouldn't be embarrassing! in this episode we talked about Donnie's 21st Birthday trip to Disney World, Drew's intense megalophobia at work, and why it feels so humiliating to walk back to your car after you get a pedicure!

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S5 Ep26: Balding Men Clinging to Their Last 3 Hairs???

July 8, 2025 • 69 mins

hi freaks!! we returned to giggling over y'all's Recession Indicators! in this episode we talked about Drew's most recent DNF, Deison's thoughts on the Queer Ultimatum Reunion, and our thoughts on the "Princess Treatment" trend???

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S5 Ep25: Why Can't I Bring My Pillow to the Love Island Villa???

July 1, 2025 • 69 mins

hi CHATTTT!!!! this week we recapped "The Queer Ultimatum" and some more of our thoughts on "Love Island USA" LOLLLL we'll go back to the recession indicator topic next week! in this episode we talked about "private time" playlists??, the funniest parts of our Patreon episode, and how we'd bring our penjamins into the villa!

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S5 Ep24: How Drew Would Dominate the Love Island Villa???

June 24, 2025 • 62 mins

hi CHATTTT!!! this week we pulled inspo from TikTok and asked y'all to send in your silly funny recession indicators! in this episode we talked about our favorite bits at the moment, our thoughts on the current season of Love Island USA, and why Lady Gaga returning to her roots is an indicator to us that everything is going to be okay!

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S5 Ep23: How We'll Solve the Male Loneliness Epidemic???

June 17, 2025 • 54 mins

hi freaksss!! this week we concluded our series on "Propaganda You're NOT Falling For!" in this episode we talked about our New York adventures, what movie made Deison cry so hard she had to go lie down in her room, and Drew's thoughts on hey dudes???

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S5 Ep22: Why Do Men Love Rock Climbing So Much???

June 10, 2025 • 63 mins

hi freaksss!! this week we continued to giggle over y'all's "Propaganda You're Not Falling For"! in this episode we talked about bald people, our thoughts on Eve in the Garden of Eden, and why dates taste bad and need to be DEPLATFORMED!!!

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S5 Ep21: No Cuz WTF Are Seed Oils and Raw Milk For???

June 3, 2025 • 55 mins

hi CHATTTTTT! this week we're following the TikTok trend of "Propaganda I'm Not Falling For!" in this episode we talked about Deison's final thoughts on the newest season of SLOMW, Drew's true feelings about Benson Boone???, and how we think about young people meeting each other at the gym?!

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S5 Ep20: When Your Date's Feet Stink Up the Car???

May 27, 2025 • 56 mins

hi CHATTT!!! this week we concluded our Funniest Dating Horror Stories series! in this episode we talked about Drew's new nail journey, what to do when your date wants you to know how to cook but also pay for your guys' drinks???, and one of Deison's biggest icks!

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S5 Ep19: No Because What TF Does the Pope Even Do???

May 20, 2025 • 76 mins

hi bb freaksss!!! this week we're back from vacaciones and decided to yap about our favorite things LOL in this episode Deison details the newest season of "The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives", Drew continues to spread the gospel about her current favorite book "A Fate Inked in Blood", and we dive into the Pope's job?? (or what we think he does?? girl IDK)

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S5 Ep18: When Your Date Ditches You at a Baseball Game for His BFF???

May 13, 2025 • 50 mins

hi CHATTTT!! we filmed this whilst on vacaciones and continued to cackle over y'all's funny dating horror stories! in this episode we talked about the current books we're reading, what to do when your date's studio apartment is full of cockroaches, and why we believe men started dapping each other up as a greeting!

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S5 Ep17: When Your Date Keeps Leaving to Freshen Up???

May 6, 2025 • 53 mins

hi CHATTTT!!! this week we decided to return to our roots and have y'all send in your funniest dating horror stories! in this episode we talked about what the heck is british butt???, what to do when your date eats your food, and how we'd react if our date kept leaving to go wash his body with just water....like multiple times...???

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S5 Ep16: Us as Doctors on The Pitt & Other Current Obsessions

April 29, 2025 • 47 mins

hiiiii CHATTTTT!! we filmed yet another zoomies filled episode LOL in this episode we talked about our thoughts on the upcoming season of our fave "The Summer I Turned Pretty", our transformative experience watching "Sinners", and how we'd act as doctors on "The Pitt"!

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S5 Ep15: Surviving Coachella & Other Life Updates!

April 22, 2025 • 61 mins

hi CHATTTTT!! this week we filmed an entire episode of just zoomies LMAO if ya'll enjoy this episode format pls let us know! in this episode we recapped our time at Coachella Weekend 1, our current favorite tv shows, and bits we've been obsessed with LOL

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S5 Ep14: How We Think We'd Thrive in the Hunger Games???

April 15, 2025 • 45 mins

hi lil freakssss! this week we finished up our Gardening series! in this episode we talked about our favorite perfume scents, what music video we wish we could dance in, and our thoughts on "flower" with silly names!

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S5 Ep13: Gardening & Answering Y'all's Random Questions!!!

April 8, 2025 • 54 mins

hi freakssss! this week we had y'all send us questions for us to answer after we've "gardened"! in this episode we talk about Drew's current thoughts on the book she's reading, how Deison almost died at her massage, and our thoughts on the best activities to partake in once you've "gardened"! this was a really cute sweet one!

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S5 Ep12: When Your Cheater Ex Tears His Achilles???

April 1, 2025 • 49 mins

hi CHATTTTTTTT!!! this week we finished up our Best Revenge/Karma Stories theme! in this episode we talked about our time at the Season 2 Premiere for "The Last of Us"!!!, what to do when your ex marries your best friend on your birthday??, and how Damon lives to torture Stefan at least once a year - just like some of y'all with your exes!

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S5 Ep11: Getting Your Lick Back with a Lime Scooter???

March 25, 2025 • 59 mins

hi lil bb freaksssss!! this week we continued to cackle over y'all's best revenge and karma stories! in this episode we talked about how Drew used to torture men in college??, how to trick your cheating boyfriend into thinking he has a heart condition LOL, and how the worst thing you could ever do to us is make us your enemies!

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Episodes

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The Summer I Turned Into a Cuck ???

S5 Ep27: Why is Walking Back After Bowling so Embarrassing???

S5 Ep26: Balding Men Clinging to Their Last 3 Hairs???

S5 Ep25: Why Can't I Bring My Pillow to the Love Island Villa???

S5 Ep24: How Drew Would Dominate the Love Island Villa???

S5 Ep23: How We'll Solve the Male Loneliness Epidemic???

S5 Ep22: Why Do Men Love Rock Climbing So Much???

S5 Ep21: No Cuz WTF Are Seed Oils and Raw Milk For???

S5 Ep20: When Your Date's Feet Stink Up the Car???

S5 Ep19: No Because What TF Does the Pope Even Do???

S5 Ep18: When Your Date Ditches You at a Baseball Game for His BFF???

S5 Ep17: When Your Date Keeps Leaving to Freshen Up???

S5 Ep16: Us as Doctors on The Pitt & Other Current Obsessions

S5 Ep15: Surviving Coachella & Other Life Updates!

S5 Ep14: How We Think We'd Thrive in the Hunger Games???

S5 Ep13: Gardening & Answering Y'all's Random Questions!!!

S5 Ep12: When Your Cheater Ex Tears His Achilles???

S5 Ep11: Getting Your Lick Back with a Lime Scooter???

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