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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Welcome to another edition of Idiotology. We'd let your taco
one on one one w jr R.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Put your freaking idiots sorry. This hour of the Lynch
and Taco Show is brought you by Petties. Meat's one
of our favorite places in central Florida for over forty years.
There on four thirty four in Longwood, just wes to
I four, I may try to duck in there.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
I don't know for sure, but I may try to
duck in there on a Friday on the way out
to Rockville. Grab some goodies for the grill. Smart thinking,
you can grab whatever there.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
You can't go wrong with anything you find at Petties,
whether it's from the meat case, the freshly prepared sides,
over the deli. You want to get a sandwich done
for you, you know, get some sandwiches to go, or
pop these counter. Yeah, We're and then the whole gourmet grocery
section there at Petties, and you can browse it all
while you enjoy complimentary draft beard. Just walk up to
the keg and help yourself.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Yep, pour yourself in nice draft beer and walk around
and then enjoy the goodness that is Paties.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
They rode four thirty four, Longwood, Just West I four
Monday through Saturday ten to six. Let's start off with
this one here. We had a twelve year old boy
arrested yesterday in Hong Kong. H seems as though the
youngster foie all right, right.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Going on?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
There's no fooy going on?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Right, hear Hong Kong. I just thinky.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
He was arrested after police there saw some of the
online how to videos he was posting. Yeah, on his
social media feeds. Boy was making bombs, not good son.
He was assembling and making bombs, and he was thrilled
(01:48):
that he had figured this fine art out and wanted
to share it with the world. So there he is.
He set up shop underneath a bridge right in your
like a public park area, and was carrying out his experiments,
film filmed it all and posted it. I think the
police are like, uh, hey.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
We don't want you posting how to make bombs and
b we don't want you posting how to make bombs.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Twelve Yeah, the wrong people getting twelve.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
I know we did stupid stuff at twelve though too,
you know, the potato cannons and.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
All the different mischievousness.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
But I don't dude's mixing chemicals and stuff.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
And wait, we did kind of make a bomb. Remember
I told you a new smirt of beach. We went
out the fifth of July and collected all the dud fireworks.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Well, that's not a bomb, that's just stupid. No, when
you've pulled up, taped them all together and just blow
it up.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Yeah, taped them all together, blew it up. Do you
remember the rest of the story. There was a broken
off bottle rocket in there, and it shot and stuck
right into the buddy, right into my book.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
What is neck?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
My buddy, Luke pat imagined ball rocket.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
That's some fooie right there. Man, Hey, we've got a
borderline it happened again situation here this the chances of
this are in astron They got to be astronomical. It
happened again is code on this show for on the
job accident or tragedy that results in one's demise.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Usually it's an industrial kind of thing.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
This far from that. High school coach track coach is
in intensive care after a shot put to the head
at a track meet. Oh man, I could see maybe
an errant javelin or that that thing the hammer throw
(03:52):
going crazy.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Yeah, in the parking lot.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
But look, shotput is kind of sort of confined area.
I would think, you know, if I know, you'd want
to have your head on a swivel if you're in
that immediate area there.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
But he's not a very good coach.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Blake Krustinger is in the ICU after the freak accident
happened in Tyler, Texas. He's the Ponder High school assistant coach.
Suffered a skull fracture and brain swelling. He's in the
intensive care unit after he was hitting the head with
the shot put at the state competition over the weekend.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
He's probably pat. He's probably coaching his people, like his
students over in this section and didn't even notice the
shotput was common. Did you see speaking a shot put?
How big that thing is? Did you see the hail
in some of those storms.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Yeah, bag softball size hail in some areas of Texas
and Oklahoma and that strip up the middle of the
country last week. That was crazy.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Somebody said Caine the twelve year old too. We're just
we're all about Caine and everybody here. Is that a
new form of world order?
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Hey? You know, sometimes a little corporal punishment is in
line and needed. We've gotten away from that.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
I agree.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Oh, I know that's pissing some people off with that. Understand.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Hey, somebody texted and they were listening to the one
of the podcasts and they bought pot from that weed
from that uh vending machine in Jersey.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Remember what we were talking about, a weed vending machine.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Yeah, and then they said, just an update, it does
scan your ID.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Thank you at two two five six.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Let me I need to find this here real quick.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Stand by Okay, Well, while he's looking for that, that
kid's going places in life at that age.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
They just wanted to rub one out in place.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Saga, Justine exactly exactly, not in that order.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
We've got a woman who.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Is, you know, the joysticker.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Yeah, we got a woman who's dumbfounded that she has
discovered that people are actually following the instructions for Kraft
macaroni and cheese. She has one specific issue here.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Who actually puts four tablespoons of butter in one box
of macaroni.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Is supposed to be that's what does less?
Speaker 2 (06:19):
No, She's like, why in the world would you put
four tablespoons?
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Me too? Falling directions Tony lady.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
So they're all piling on her online with her her
little posts. They're like, well, that's one of the key
ingredients to make Kraft Macaroni and cheese. Kraft macaroni and cheese,
and you need something to make. You get a little milk,
the butter and it it works. It's magic with that
powdered cheese and boom, there you go. I have a
confession to make.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
We could have a Craft Macaroni and Cheese round table here.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Yeah, going there quickly with this confession. Give it Craft
Macaroni and cheese. And it isn't cheesy enough for me.
I have to supercharge it.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
I'm not shocked. What do you put in it?
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Cheese?
Speaker 1 (07:03):
What what?
Speaker 2 (07:04):
I'll just I'll just take real, like cheddar cheese slices,
actual cheddar cheese, and I'll throw a couple in there. No, no,
the real I'll throw like real slices of cheddar cheese
on top of the butter, the milk, powder, and then
just whip it all together and you have.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
I don't tell.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Turmo Craft and Cheese.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
They have the one that is instead of powdery whatever,
squidge is the one that you kind of squeeze.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Yeah, the bag of velveta that goes with it. That's
go to as well.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
It's good.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
So like some mac and cheese, I'm a big mac
and cheese fan.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
To be honest, it's hard to screw up mac and
cheese unless you forget to follow the instructions and use
the butter. This is kind of powdery.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Why do you think we used the butter? Bitch fright.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Sorry, now they're gonna ban the shot put.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Mac and Cheese anger coming out this morning.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
They ain't ban no shot puts is in the way.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Oh, this one's willing to provide the bamboop holes for
the caning of the little bamb maker.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Man. Bwo is real.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
You know, we have kind of gotten away from pushing BWO.
I don't know if it's for liability purposes, So none
of this boomerang backs on us.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Oh no, I still say if everybody every retail store
had an armed guard with a machine gun at the
front of the store, it.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Would cut down significantly on shoplifting.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
And just like an addition to b Wo.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
In Bob's World Order fantasy, those said guards with the
guns have the green light just mow you off at
the kneecaps. As a shoplifter, rendering you to the chair
to serve as an example of what not to do
to other shoppers.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
As you wheel around the hood or the mall or wherever.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
In addition, you know how you have like certain people
have a beware of dog sign on the front of their.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Like residents BWL location No.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Just says beware of armed guard, right to shoot store.
That's what we call it.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
One final tidbit here. If you've got I don't know,
two hundred and thirty seven millions sitting around, you can
buy the Scarface mansion on Keep his skin. It just
went on the market, two.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Hundred and thirty seven million.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Keep a skin, dude. It's Miami.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
I am well aware. Been down there.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Probably still some cocaine. Sure, probably take advantage of It's
part of that.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
See our friend on Facebook on a one one w
j R.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Touch them, do us a favor, tell them. Lynch and
Tako sanch coming to you from the
Welcome to another edition of Idiotology. We'd let your taco
one on one one w jr R.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Put your freaking idiots sorry. This hour of the Lynch
and Taco Show is brought you by Petties. Meat's one
of our favorite places in central Florida for over forty years.
There on four thirty four in Longwood, just wes to
I four, I may try to duck in there.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
I don't know for sure, but I may try to
duck in there on a Friday on the way out
to Rockville. Grab some goodies for the grill. Smart thinking,
you can grab whatever there.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
You can't go wrong with anything you find at Petties,
whether it's from the meat case, the freshly prepared sides,
over the deli. You want to get a sandwich done
for you, you know, get some sandwiches to go, or
pop these counter. Yeah, We're and then the whole gourmet grocery
section there at Petties, and you can browse it all
while you enjoy complimentary draft beard. Just walk up to
the keg and help yourself.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
Yep, pour yourself in nice draft beer and walk around
and then enjoy the goodness that is Paties.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
They rode four thirty four, Longwood, Just West I four
Monday through Saturday ten to six. Let's start off with
this one here. We had a twelve year old boy
arrested yesterday in Hong Kong. H seems as though the
youngster foie all right, right.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Going on?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
There's no fooy going on?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Right, hear Hong Kong. I just thinky.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
He was arrested after police there saw some of the
online how to videos he was posting. Yeah, on his
social media feeds. Boy was making bombs, not good son.
He was assembling and making bombs, and he was thrilled
(01:48):
that he had figured this fine art out and wanted
to share it with the world. So there he is.
He set up shop underneath a bridge right in your
like a public park area, and was carrying out his experiments,
film filmed it all and posted it. I think the
police are like, uh, hey.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
We don't want you posting how to make bombs and
b we don't want you posting how to make bombs.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Twelve Yeah, the wrong people getting twelve.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
I know we did stupid stuff at twelve though too,
you know, the potato cannons and.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
All the different mischievousness.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
But I don't dude's mixing chemicals and stuff.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
And wait, we did kind of make a bomb. Remember
I told you a new smirt of beach. We went
out the fifth of July and collected all the dud fireworks.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Well, that's not a bomb, that's just stupid. No, when
you've pulled up, taped them all together and just blow
it up.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Yeah, taped them all together, blew it up. Do you
remember the rest of the story. There was a broken
off bottle rocket in there, and it shot and stuck
right into the buddy, right into my book.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
What is neck?
Speaker 3 (03:00):
My buddy, Luke pat imagined ball rocket.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
That's some fooie right there. Man, Hey, we've got a
borderline it happened again situation here this the chances of
this are in astron They got to be astronomical. It
happened again is code on this show for on the
job accident or tragedy that results in one's demise.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Usually it's an industrial kind of thing.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
This far from that. High school coach track coach is
in intensive care after a shot put to the head
at a track meet. Oh man, I could see maybe
an errant javelin or that that thing the hammer throw
(03:52):
going crazy.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Yeah, in the parking lot.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
But look, shotput is kind of sort of confined area.
I would think, you know, if I know, you'd want
to have your head on a swivel if you're in
that immediate area there.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
But he's not a very good coach.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Blake Krustinger is in the ICU after the freak accident
happened in Tyler, Texas. He's the Ponder High school assistant coach.
Suffered a skull fracture and brain swelling. He's in the
intensive care unit after he was hitting the head with
the shot put at the state competition over the weekend.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
He's probably pat. He's probably coaching his people, like his
students over in this section and didn't even notice the
shotput was common. Did you see speaking a shot put?
How big that thing is? Did you see the hail
in some of those storms.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Yeah, bag softball size hail in some areas of Texas
and Oklahoma and that strip up the middle of the
country last week. That was crazy.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Huh.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Somebody said Caine the twelve year old too. We're just
we're all about Caine and everybody here. Is that a
new form of world order?
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Hey? You know, sometimes a little corporal punishment is in
line and needed. We've gotten away from that.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
I agree.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Oh, I know that's pissing some people off with that. Understand.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Hey, somebody texted and they were listening to the one
of the podcasts and they bought pot from that weed
from that uh vending machine in Jersey.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Remember what we were talking about, a weed vending machine.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
Yeah, and then they said, just an update, it does
scan your ID.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Thank you at two two five six.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Let me I need to find this here real quick.
Speaker 3 (05:40):
Stand by Okay, Well, while he's looking for that, that
kid's going places in life at that age.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
They just wanted to rub one out in place.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Saga, Justine exactly exactly, not in that order.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
We've got a woman who.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Is, you know, the joysticker.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Yeah, we got a woman who's dumbfounded that she has
discovered that people are actually following the instructions for Kraft
macaroni and cheese. She has one specific issue here.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Who actually puts four tablespoons of butter in one box
of macaroni.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Is supposed to be that's what does less?
Speaker 2 (06:19):
No, She's like, why in the world would you put
four tablespoons?
Speaker 1 (06:23):
Me too? Falling directions Tony lady.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
So they're all piling on her online with her her
little posts. They're like, well, that's one of the key
ingredients to make Kraft Macaroni and cheese. Kraft macaroni and cheese,
and you need something to make. You get a little milk,
the butter and it it works. It's magic with that
powdered cheese and boom, there you go. I have a
confession to make.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
We could have a Craft Macaroni and Cheese round table here.
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Yeah, going there quickly with this confession. Give it Craft
Macaroni and cheese. And it isn't cheesy enough for me.
I have to supercharge it.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
I'm not shocked. What do you put in it?
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Cheese?
Speaker 1 (07:03):
What what?
Speaker 2 (07:04):
I'll just I'll just take real, like cheddar cheese slices,
actual cheddar cheese, and I'll throw a couple in there. No, no,
the real I'll throw like real slices of cheddar cheese
on top of the butter, the milk, powder, and then
just whip it all together and you have.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
I don't tell.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Turmo Craft and Cheese.
Speaker 3 (07:32):
They have the one that is instead of powdery whatever,
squidge is the one that you kind of squeeze.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Yeah, the bag of velveta that goes with it. That's
go to as well.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
It's good.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
So like some mac and cheese, I'm a big mac
and cheese fan.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
To be honest, it's hard to screw up mac and
cheese unless you forget to follow the instructions and use
the butter. This is kind of powdery.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Why do you think we used the butter? Bitch fright.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Sorry, now they're gonna ban the shot put.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Mac and Cheese anger coming out this morning.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
They ain't ban no shot puts is in the way.
Speaker 3 (08:14):
Oh, this one's willing to provide the bamboop holes for
the caning of the little bamb maker.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
Man. Bwo is real.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
You know, we have kind of gotten away from pushing BWO.
I don't know if it's for liability purposes, So none
of this boomerang backs on us.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Oh no, I still say if everybody every retail store
had an armed guard with a machine gun at the
front of the store, it.
Speaker 2 (08:46):
Would cut down significantly on shoplifting.
Speaker 3 (08:49):
And just like an addition to b Wo.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
In Bob's World Order fantasy, those said guards with the
guns have the green light just mow you off at
the kneecaps. As a shoplifter, rendering you to the chair
to serve as an example of what not to do
to other shoppers.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
As you wheel around the hood or the mall or wherever.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
In addition, you know how you have like certain people
have a beware of dog sign on the front of their.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Like residents BWL location No.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Just says beware of armed guard, right to shoot store.
That's what we call it.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
One final tidbit here. If you've got I don't know,
two hundred and thirty seven millions sitting around, you can
buy the Scarface mansion on Keep his skin. It just
went on the market, two.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Hundred and thirty seven million.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
Keep a skin, dude. It's Miami.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
I am well aware. Been down there.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
Probably still some cocaine. Sure, probably take advantage of It's
part of that.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
See our friend on Facebook on a one one w
j R.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Touch them, do us a favor, tell them. Lynch and
Tako sanch coming to you from the
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