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Speaker 1 (00:00):
There's never a shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.
Welcome to another edition of Idiotology.
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Speaker 3 (00:54):
All right, Hey, I need to show you this mugshot
of an Ohio and named Amanda McClure. Okay, she's forty
eight years old. You just I want to, I don't
want to.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Is it Adam, Amanda or Adam? That's Amanda? O gay,
it looks like Amanda. It looks like it just looks
like a man, a man. Yeah, yeah, no, duh.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Actually Amanda looks kind of resembled sort of Kevin cron In,
the singer of Ario Speedwagon. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Well, can't Kenny G yet, little Kenny G praps.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
But if that is indeed a woman, that's one of
the less attractive females we've seen lately.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
So what's your mugshot for? Uh?
Speaker 3 (01:42):
She may or may not be in legal hot water
after police say she provided a rather ambiguous answer after
being arrested for an assault. She got into it on
the street with somebody into a fight, used her hands
to attack this person and pulled their hair, and then
sprayed the lighter fluid all over the victim. Ooh, and
(02:06):
where things get a little dicey the police when they responded,
it encountered McClure and the other person. She was holding
a lighter and police said she had sprayed fluid all
over the other person. This is when police said they
asked McClure if she was planning on killing the other person,
and she allegedly replied, maybe.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Go with them.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Maybe here it's an option. I mean, what do you
think I should do? I already got them all basted
up with lighter fluid, the lighter right here, Sparky got
that guy laying under her. First off, he's going, hey, man,
would you get off me? Whcause if you see her
mugshot you would immediately think of But then he's going,
(02:49):
I got somebody laying on top of me, bathed me
in lighter foot and they tossed maybe out for killing me.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Now to be clear, here, Taco, the other the victim
is have been identified as male or female, and it
could have been another either way.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Poor some benches laying under it, maybe right, just like
maybe that's a woman, but it ain't.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
So well. Amanda will have her court appearance coming up
here in a couple of days, actually tomorrow. See what
the judge makes of that is being held on a
one hundred thousand dollars blond.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
We wish you the best in your future endeavors. All right,
good luck. Don't think they look too good at Amanda.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
A parakeet is on the loose in a Scottish suburb
and being blamed for causing thousands of dollars in damage
by pecking away at the rubber parts of people's cars.
The rubber you know, lining around windows.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
And I've seen squirrels and rats do the exact same
thing in cars.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Well, here's one of the concerned citizens with a rather
Scottish accent. So hopefully have your dakoder on this morning.
Speaker 4 (04:02):
It's been nice if it was quite human and taking away,
and obviously it's domesticated birds so somebody could look after it.
Putting a cover in your car is a solution, but
every time you go, you got to take the cover off,
and it's no ideal. So now my car is so
bodily damaged. I'm not sure that could do any more damage.
So I'm just leaving it until I need to change
(04:23):
my car, and then I'll get it fixed, by which
time it will be resolved.
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Hopefully, have this story out of our letch you, Taco
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Speaker 1 (04:30):
This is so detailed, right, Yeah, by putting it a
cock cover off, but then you're got to take your
car cover off every time and then hopefully it'll be resolved. Okay,
now you need a parakeet.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Green parakeet on the loose, who's damaging people's cars? Ah?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
No, hawks go like this, Yeah, true, that's a hawk.
I was doing more of a crow. What was that
a parakee?
Speaker 3 (04:59):
For it?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Pat exactly.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
But I love how you get fascinated with accents from
Ireland or Scotland. Every time he plays him, it's almost
like you pay the audio so you can hear it,
and then the whole time he kind of laughs in
the background, thinking what are you.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Gonna do next time you go to Ireland and Scotland?
Are you gonna laugh?
Speaker 3 (05:24):
No? I the Scottish accents really, some of them are
so thick. Yeah, you just even if you listen hard,
sometimes you just like, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
I'm not picking it up.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
But then again, a lot of a lot of people
from Scotland, probably you guys knows and go, yeah, I
can't understand these wars.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Every six words is dude.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Right, probably say people who aren't from other places and
hear us say the same thing, which is fine.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
We're an acquired taste. We understand that. Thank you for tasting.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Woman who banned herself self banned herself from Pennsylvania casinos,
which you're able to do in that state.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Okay, I guess that happened.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Maybe that's one of the suggestions if you call the number.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Yeah, eight hundred, gambler, have you considered self banning yourself?
Speaker 3 (06:17):
What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (06:18):
Then she wanted to go back? I bet well she
did go back and hit a jackpot? Oh really?
Speaker 4 (06:24):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (06:26):
Oh sweet?
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Well, this is where it gets a little bit.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Confusing, because she's banned, she has banned.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
She hit I guess a slot machine jackpot, because I
guess you could. How would a self banned work? I mean,
if you don't identify yourself by trying to get you know,
money off a card or something, because your name would
be on file if you've self banned. Right, If you're
just going up to a slot and playing, chances.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Are until you hit and then they know, right, which
is what happened here? How much she hit for it?
Speaker 3 (06:57):
It doesn't say the jackpot, but she was escorted out
after winning said jack pots.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
Yeah, that's gonna be the easiest escort I ever do.
If I'm the casino owner or person running it, don't
have to pay this camere. You get a self banner here?
Remember this ban you did it. Now, no jackpot for you.
Speaker 3 (07:20):
What she's got here is a lack of willpower talking
self control.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Okay, we all have note to self.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
If you're in an area where you can self ban
from a casino, don't just just have willpower and don't go,
and then when you do go, you get to keep
what you get.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Just one more poll.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
What the next one's gonna be the big one?
Speaker 1 (07:48):
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Speaker 4 (07:55):
No.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
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