Conspiracy Lucy Gets Loose

Episode Transcript

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Scott Vorgies. For the uninitiated,Lucy is the official conspiracy theorist on this
program, which is a super funrole to be in. Here's what a
conspiracy theorist does. The moron overhere who doesn't believe anything, says something

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stated as either fact or at leastpotentially true fact based opinion, and then
the conspiracy theory person over there says, or is it? And then the
moron who doesn't get it says,yes, it is? Is it?

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And we do that, and Istart asking questions like, well, for
what reason would this be? Whatyou're alleging here is in this conspiracy?
And the conspiracy theorist says, followthe money. Be fair. That's how
every conversation got. I have absolutelysaid that. That has been a response.

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But to be fair, when Ihave come up with some good ones,
I sometimes have some backup to it. No, I mean, the
difference between a conspiracy theorist and agood conspiracy theorist is volume. You've got
to have a lot of different theoriesbecause the more that you come up with,
one of them's bound to hit.And when that does, then suddenly,

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well that just shows that all therest of them are true. As
well, but we just haven't figuredit out yet. Like the cable boxes,
Yes, it's all. That wasthe first one I think that I
shared. The government said you can'tget TV over the air, you got
to get a cable box. We'llsend you a box. Oh, so
it can spy on you. Ithas not been proven your cable box is

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spying on you, but that thatsmart space we all enjoy. Maybe maybe,
But anyway, here's the latest conspiracytheory and it comes from a conversation
that just transpired in the state.I don't know if it's the state Senate
or the State House in Tennessee.This happened actually about a month and a

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half ago, but Lucy just sawit on Twitter acts and said, have
you seen this the scariest thing you'llhear all day? Yeah? Yeah,
Tennessee state lawmaker and a House healthcommittee hearing. This guy's name is Scott
Sippicki. He's a Republican state representative. And I don't know what they were

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talking as a health hearies, Iguess he wanted his time to state his
thoughts as to what he sees happeningwith your fruits and vegetables and begin can
you give me an example of afood that's a vaccine. You're right,
yes, sir. University of California, Riverside has already perfected the ability to
put human vaccines into our lettuce rightnow. Also too, also tomatoes has

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the ability to do that also forUC Berkeley. And then big Tobacco R.
J. Reynolds and stuff has perfectedthe ability to put a human vaccine
in the tobacco products. All right, So we've got vaccines in the lettuce,
in tomatoes, in our cigarettes,the three staples of any good American

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diet. Yeah, those belts arenot going to taste so good anymore.
I do a B L T SBacon lettuce tomato cigarette. That's with an
smoke. Yeah, smoke is whatI meant. I have a B L
T R Bacon lettuce tomato rocket,ire up some rockets, smoking and eating

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salads. That's that's how you getyour vaccines anymore. So dieters all over
the country have just let on acry of morning. Now, any good
conspiracy theory does start in something thatis presented here as factual evidence. And
I'm not disagreeing that researchers at calBerkeley found a way to pass a vaccine

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to someone rather than your standard shotin the arm. Instead, we'll do
it through a delicious salad salad orbacon, lettuce and tomato, or a
bacon, lettuce and mutton sandwich,or the mutton is nice and lean,
so lean. There's your eighties moviereference for this segment of the radio program.

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Oh it's so tangy. I lovethat. What movie? I know
this because we just talked about.Oh, happy Gilmore. You always say
happy Gilmore. Stop always saying happyGilmore stripes. By the way, guy
emailed me yesterday and said, yougot to throw out a happy Gilmore line
and see if she gets us happyGilmore. Princess bride. See, I

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just saw that documentary too. I'mnot a witch, I'm your wife.
And that was the one. Hewas sitting at a Billy Crystal, was
sitting at a lunch counter, andhe says a lot of people come up
to him and say things like,you get ready to storm the castle or
whatever your line is, have fun, storm out the castle, fun,
he said. One guy said tohim one time, looked at his sandwich
and says, is that nice andlean? And that was the one guy

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he remembers so if you're ever goingto approach a celebrity, I think of
something. No, I am outthere. I will occasionally have a guest
in the program who I quote filmsfrom, but I always go deep cut
because those are those are the onesthey appreciate. You know, we had
from Princess Bride. We had CarrieElways on here, and I didn't say,

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hey, carry as you wish.That's so easy. That's easy.
So I wrapped up that one conversationwith him by saying, I just have
one more question for you. Whatis a chafing dish? Nicely done?
And then he tried to do thedialogue from Hotshots. It's like, well,

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it's for keeping things warm throughout theday. I thought that was a
crock pot. Oh, that's forcooking all day. I do try and
go deep cut. Yeah, BillyCrystal has said it's the people come up
to him and do some of theother lines from that scene, like and
don't go swimming for an hour,A good hour, A good hour,

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all right, So let us calBerkeley researchers have found a way to infuse
lettuce or tomatoes with a vaccine.I imagine they did it through some sort
of sorcery, wizardry, mad science, and also just taking a needleful a
vaccine and injecting it in a damntomato and then someone ate the tomato.

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Oh you vaccine to that tomato.I should have seen the puncture wound from
the syringe, and now I gota vaccine coursing through my vein. Now
we didn't. We're not talking aboutwhat vaccine. But I think we know
what vaccine we're talking about, allright, So let's follow. Let's try
and follow the conspiracy theory through here, all right. The idea is that

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this guy is saying that they wantyou to be vaccinated against COVID so badly
that they're sneaking vaccines and the lettuce, tomatoes and cigarettes so that you will
get the vaccine. Why would theydo that? Because it's because it's not

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actually everything that they say it is. How about that. I'll accept that
answer for now. I didn't thinkyou would go down the road of they
would do it because they want youto be vaccinated against COVID. Everyone I
think has some healthy understanding that it'snot just about I mean, I'm sure

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there are some people who scientifically,altruistically whatever feel through their best intentions that
it would be great for you,and it's the best thing for you to
have you get vaccinated against COVID,and so they would want you to have
it so bad that they would passit to you in your salad. I

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could see people like you know,I'm worried about my dad. He's got
underlying symptoms and if he gets theCOVID he'll die on contact, even though
it's super hit and miss. Butstill I want him to get COVID.
He says, No, I don'twant that black helicopter government vaccine. So
I'm gonna make him a bacon,lettuce and tomato sandwich and put the vaccine

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in both the lettuce and the tomatoand the bacon, and we'll we'll get
him the vaccine that way for hisown good. But if we're talking about
they the dark behind the scenes andin the black limousine, you're a black
suv. They they don't want youto get the vaccine. They want you

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to comply with their instructions. Thisand latest instruction is get the vaccine,
and they give you any number ofreasons why you should get it, including
well, if you get it,then you can't get coronavirus, and if
you can't get coronavirus, you can'tgive the coronavirus to someone else. And
then all of that was completely disproven. But still it's not about the vaccine.

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It's about they we told you todo this. By God, you're
gonna do it. We're gonna mandateyou do it. Whatever. So,
and then of course there's the followthe money. Do I have to be
the one to say, follow themoney? How does someone get paid if
we're just sneaking vaccines and tomatoes andpeople aren't going down there and paying for
the shot, and like, we'rejust just putting it into salad and hopes

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that the people will get the vaccinewho have not already been vaccinated and boosted
eight times. This doesn't make anysense. It does when you consider the
fact that somebody is talking about it, that it's an open research. I'm
sure anybody could go and find outsome information about the research, probably not
all of it. Of course I'mproprietary. But if you're going to talk

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about it openly, then you haveto have you have to put a label
on it. You have to saythis is what we're putting in because we
care so much about your health.We're going to make sure that you're vaccinated.
Now, I'm going to go throughyour first answer. Your first answer
was, it's not really a vaccine, whatever it might be, it's some
sort of mind control device so thatthey can control you. Don't put words

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in my mouth. Is that notwhat you're saying? That is not what
I am saying. But you arein a sense about that. I want
to ask you what you're saying,and you're not going to say anything.
What are you saying? Well,you're saying it's all about compliance. Well
they've all do you run that test? If let's go with that premise that
that's what it's about, then thattest has already been run, Yes,
and they know who is going tocomply and who is not. So putting

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it in lettuce isn't going to furtherthat no idea, Right, That's why
I said, it doesn't make anysense. That's what they want. They
want compliance. This is just aboutgetting someone the vaccine, which I think
is certainly not a primary reason.So then you have to say it's not
a vaccine, or they care somuch about your health. Those are the

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only two reasons that they that thegovernment would want you to continue getting vaccines.
Why would they already know they don'tcare about your health. Why would
they sneak it into your crunch wrap? Oh? Let us? Why would
they sneak it into your lettuce?Again, I am simply stating the two

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obvious things. It either can't iteither is not a vaccine? And what
is it that they're given to youfor what reason? That's what I'm saying.
That's why I thought you said likethere are is mind controlled mind control
device. There are some people thatsay that it is the changing of the
DNA. That is what is todo? What's goal to do? What?

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Population control? I know one personthey can start with right now.
Well, as a matter of fact, there are a lot there's a lot
of information about uh, the vaccinesand wanting to control population. That's an
easy find. You can find alot of information about that. Do it
now? They would Now, No, I'm gonna I'm going to have you

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see things my way. Let's let'ssay that they that they want population control
and they want to start killing offor at least rendering their ability to breed
to be something that they're no longerable to do, and so they're sneaking
something into lettuce and tomatoes. Theywould They wouldn't sneak it into lettuce and

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tomatoes. They love people who eatvegetables. They would sneak it in to
those of us who eat nothing butraw meat and smoke. Virtually everybody eats
tomatoes and lettuce, whether it's intomato sauce, pizza, on your sandwiches,

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or actual salads. But when youconsider how often you eat lettuce and
tomatoes, then you don't even thinkabout it. They'd sneak it into our
non bud light beer. Well,I'll still drink it. Oh, so
that's okay. Like you said,I don't walk around Omaha at night,
but I'm gonna drink vaccinated beer.I didn't say that. Look, I'm

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all I can say to you thatyou have to be able to think critically.
No, I didn't say that.I said you have to think critically
of why things would be unfolding theway that they are. And you can
only come up with two conclusions.Why they would want to put anything in

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our food to make us eat it, take it, ingest it without our
knowledge. I'm enjoying this. I'mgoing to keep feeding you these news stories
to set you off Tennessee. Thisis not the only conspiratorial subject that's come
up recently in Tennessee. In fact, this is a bill that will become

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law if the governor signs. Ithas to do with a recent conversation on
this program. And then we'll talkabout Oregon harvesting. There. Everyone excited
here, all the conspiracy theorists allpeaked. We'll have it for you next.
Scott Byes News Radio eleven ten kfab. We are exploring the depths of
Lucy's conspiratorial brains here this morning,which is always fascinating and frustrating at the

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same time. Now, you werehere a couple of weeks ago. We
had a guest on here who justbought a billboard down by accusing them of
poisoning the skies with these poisoned chemtrails. Now specifically, they talked about geo
engineering, where all of these thesestreaks you can see behind airplanes in the

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sky, these smoke vapor trail thingsare actually government geo engineering meant to filter
out the Sun's rays and it's havinga detrimental effect and we're all gonna die
or blow I don't know. Anyway. The guy we just heard from about
the vaccines and the tomatoes was fromTennessee. Tennessee just passed a bill that

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is going to the governor that willban chemtrails in the state of Tennessee,
which means, if you're an airplanecoming in for a landing to Nashville taking
off lying across Tennessee, you've gotto turn off the poison chemtrails, you

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got to turn off the geo engineering. Here's what the bill says. It
bans the intentional injection, release,or dispersion by any means of chemicals,
chemical compounds, and substances into theair, plus anything affecting temperature, weather,
or the intensity of the sunlight.That's not going to go well for
the crop dusters. Hmm. Yeah, what do you do with the crop

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dusters? Man? There's a there'sa cool and dangerous job. I played
golf a few months ago with aguy who is a crop duster, big
guy from Australia, super good dude, and I said, like, are
you people nuts? He's like,yeah, mate, you know, and
he talks about his job. Thoseguys crazy or in the outback you know

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here, well he started in theoutback. He does it around here now
and yeah, if you see aguy out at crop dust and you think
like, well, what's so dangerous, Well, first of all, flying
that load to the ground in thewild, you know, swings and swinging
around, and then the elevation changesand all that stuff. That's all dangerous
enough. And he says, youknow what the worst part is, mate,

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geese and ducks. It's que higherthan them. Well, sometimes they
come out of nowhere. Yeah,he's shooting with the chemicals. Geison Ducks.
That was a super good dude.He was the kind of he was
a big burly Australian. It wasone of those days in February where you
could golf here and it was likeforty one degrees. I'm all bundled up

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and I'm out there. He's wearinglike jeans and a T shirt. That's
because of the summer there. Iknow, no big deal mate. Yeah,
I don't know what they're gonna dowith the crop dusters. But they
just banned camtrails in Tennessee, well, presuming the governor signs it. Of
course, the UH media and theexperts are all quick to say these are

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all debunked conspiracy theories. So aroundsupposed government geo engineering programs that do not
exist? Yes, right as you? All right, what about this,
Lucy? Should we allow? It'snot harvesting of organs? But I think

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it certainly could be if you're ifyou have conspiratorial thoughts on this one,
I'm right there with you on thisnext story. We'll have it to you
next after a Fox News update andjust ment Scott. People ask me all
the time some variation of the question, so, how many people listen to
your radio show? Usually the phraseis does anyone listen to your radio show?

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I mean, there's different ways ofasking it, and I always say,
well, we get measured ratings onsuch things, and you know we're
It was often very flattered at this, and sometimes they get it totally wrong
and I pull a Biden like,well those are the wrong polls. So
but I've always said, the wayI measure how many people are listening to

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this radio show is I throw aname out there and then wait and see
how long it takes to get backto that person. So what a few
minutes ago I mentioned playing golf withan Australian crop duster. I get an
email here going did you play golfwith Julian? There can't be that many
big Burley Australian crop dusters around Here'relike, yeah, that's right. The

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dude's name was Julian, so yes, thank you Alison for the email.
Please tell him I said hi,and I'll golf with them anytime. That
was a good time, all right, now, a few more emails.
Jim Jim email Scott at kfab dotcom says a as soon as Biden wakes
up, he'll appropriate six million dollarsto New York for damage four point eight

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earthquake felt in New York City.Right now there is seemingly I don't know,
you can say there's no damage becauseright now there's Fox News has got
an image of someone who's showing acrack in the street. Oh, I
didn't realize we could feel the earthquakehere in Omaha. We all kinds of

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cracks and holes in the street.Earthquake damage looks like they just felt it
across New York City. But we'renot looking at damage. All the buildings
are still standing, as are theflowers. And the flowers are still standing.

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Don't say happy, Gilmore. Thisis another one that you often guess.
Forty eight hours. Hey, Iam so proud of you. You
didn't get it right, but namedanother movie and you tried. No.
If I wanted forty eight hours,I'd say, hell, already you have
a rag top man. But Ididn't New Sheriff in Town, No I

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Roadhouse, no Ghostbusters. Well that'skind of a mix of the two.
Yes, Ghostbusters is a perfect mixof forty eight hours in Roadhouse. First
rule when you're busting ghosts, benice. Are you gonna watch this new
Jake Jill in Hell Roadhouse? Absolutelynot, like, don't call it roadhouse?

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Uh, you know, it doesn'tlook too bad. But whatever,
where it was? I the email? So, yeah, there was an
earthquake fell to New York. Notlooking at anything in the way of damage
right now, it's just journalists inthe street going, We're talking to people
like, yeah, I'm here inNew York and I felt an earthquake.
Yep, are you okay? Yeah, I'm fine. So that's what they're

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doing there. So they thought thatby will appropriate six million dollars in New
York for damage is funny. Butwhen he says as soon as Biden wakes
up, because we were talking abouta couple of hours ago, how President
Biden showed up to an event theother day. It was supposed to start
at eleven, but the President didn'tshow up till noon, and it was

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clear that he'd just woken up becausehe still had the very definitive lines on
his face from his seapap machine.So excellent reference there, Jim, thank
you for the email. Now emailson vaccines and lettuce and tomatoes, got

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this email from let's see here,Well we got the real ones, like
Luke emails and says he's talking aboutmyocarditis and the number of people between twenty
and sixty that just suddenly with noprevious health issues suddenly drop dead or have
severe heart conditions. And he says, I get list twenty people I know

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who have had severe heart conditions justin the last couple of years. Yeah,
I know, I've been to thosefunerals myself. So yeah, that's
a bit of a different show here. But the SoundBite we had earlier was
a lawmaker in Tennessee says they're sneakingvaccines into lettuce tomatoes and smokes Trucker Bob

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says, put the lime in thecoconut. Thank you for that reference to
Harry Nielsen. There's your Harry Nielsenreference. Doctor Carry says one more reason
not to eat your veggies, andAJ says Bill Gates has been experimenting with

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this for years, putting vaccines inpotatoes. Why do you think he keeps
buying up farmland? Look it up? So we were talking to Lucy about
some of her various conspiracy theories ofthis how all came up? So,
Lucy, what do you think aboutthis one? The National Kidney Foundation says
that in the years to come,specifically between now and the year twenty thirty,

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which I immediately thought was like fifteenyears from now, and I realized,
oh no, time marches on,more than one million people in the
next six years will deal with kidneyfailure. There is a need for kidneys,
but there aren't enough people signing theorgan donor card or dying at the
right time with the right opportunity todonate an otherwise healthy kidney to someone who

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needs it. So, because youcan donate a kidney and live with just
one kidney, the topic here isshould we pay people for their kidney?
Oh as if they're not. I'mnot talking about organizations that would have to
put that on their book someplace.But you can't even begin to tell me

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that you can't get money for akidney today. You need a pinky toe.
I know a guy can get youa pinky toe. Oh Jaws.
Yeah, that's from Jaws or TheBig Lebowski. Basically just like Jaws,
except without the shark. The flourishingkidney market, they say, could turn
into one that is rife with malfeasance. And I don't want anything rife with

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malfeasance. How can anything go wrong? Right? People will absolutely be waking
up in the bathtub of ice.Thanks for the kidneys, took them booth.
Well, I'm just thinking about thenumber of young people who need like
twenty bucks. Yeah, how muchcan I get for this kidney? And
they go in there and they're like, you already donated a kidney? Oh

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I did? Oh man, Bro, Bro, I forgot sorry Bro,
not til we get some studies back. What's really in all that vapor?
Mm hmm. So they say maybewe should pay peace people. I mean,
really, do you need two kidneys? You can have one and you
could be whizzing like a champ.What Yeah, the other kidney. You're

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just showing off to all those peoplein the in some sort of renal failure.
Who would need your otherwise healthy kidney? And you're down there just you
know, hosing down urinals, youknow, like with you know, like
I don't even this is like morethis is more stream than I need.
How about you get rid of oneof those kidneys and give it to grandma.

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Come on, give give grandma akidney. Come on, I'll give
you one hundred bucks for it.Hundred bucks? How much can I I'm
honestly thinking, how much can Iget for a kidney? Hi? Hich
would you take? Uh? Youknow what, there's a price. I've
got two kids are gonna be goingto college here in the next few years.

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There's a price. One million dollars. Oh shoot, you can have
them both for a million dollars withno taxes due. I want a million
dollars, clear shoot, million bucks. Hooked me up one of those bags.
You can have both of them.It's a million bucks. Oh boy?

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All right, you know, waitbefore you stop, we have to
just be serious for one second.What do we yes? Just for one
second? And why? Because organdonation is a very serious topic and it
is a very needed thing. Checkmy driver's license, I signed my card.
I'm an organ donor. And that'snot an excuse for you to come
harvest my organs one million dollars,I said. Also in the segment,

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we had to harken back to theopening conversation after nine, where we learned
some really interesting information courtesy of theVice President of the United States, Kamala
Harris. Do you know, okay, a bit of a history lesson?
Oh boy, do you know thatwomen were not the women's teams were not
allowed to have brackets until twenty twentytwo. Think about that and what that

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talk about progress? Yeah, I'mtalking about progress. You know. She
reminds me of somebody anyway. Yeah, it's amazing, the incredible history lesson.
She just volunteered there. She justlearned something, and she was excited
to show it off, even ifher reference there that women were not allowed
to have brackets college basketball team women'scollege basketball teams are like, please,

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let us play in a postseason tournamentwith brackets. No, Well, the
men get to do it. That'sbecause this is man's work. They weren't
allowed to have brackets until twenty andtwenty two. Well, that's amazing,
especially since in twenty twenty one shetalked about her husband filling out a women's
college basketball bracket. How do heget one? The illuminati? That's how

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the rest of us we had towait all the way until nineteen eighty two.
Oh wait, that's forty years beforeshe says women were allowed to have
brackets. Yeah, the postseason MarchMadness for women started in nineteen eighty two.
There were brackets. What is shetalking about? So I mentioned that,

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and then I got this from Youknow, people make fun of TikTok
all the time, but there's somefunny stuff on here. Here's a person
on TikTok impersonating Vice President Kamala Harrisin the most beautiful and perfect way,
and begin Oh, I see herlips moving, but I don't hear anything.

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Ah. You know what, We'regonna do this the old fashioned way.
I sent this from my phone tomy computer. Instead, I'll just
we'll do this. I'll click thisthis, click right here, turn my
sound up. Here's some here's itsays basically every speech from Kamala Harris.
We are here today at this prestigiousinsert location to talk with people. Okay,

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people in uniform, people in suits, people in t shirts, people
in dresses, and all of thesepeople are here today together, okay,
because we want to be unburdened bythe things that have burdened us in the
past and in the present and perhapseven in the future. And as I

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look around, I see the sunis shining, and I see that there
are trees over there, and thereis ground beneath us, and I have
hands and they are clapping. Isso so good? All right? You

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know, Clay Travis and Buck Sexonare gonna have a lot more on the
assertion by the Vice president women werenot allowed to have brackets until twenty twenty
two. As that is part ofthe OutKick Twitter feed today, and that's
Clay Travis's group. They're taken overhere in fifteen minutes. We'll get out
of their way next. Scott FortiesNews Radio eleven ten k fad Don email

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Scott atkfab dot com regarding the Vicepresident Kamala Harris and her brackets. Don
says, yes, she misspoke,but twenty twenty two is a relevant date
for NCAA women's basketball. That wasthe first year women were permitted to use
the copyrighted phrases March Madness and Finalfour to brand and promote their tournaments.

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And brackets. You could have donethis research. Why why would I do
research into something? She said that, okay if she meant the copyright,
and she was off by forty yearsin the terms of the brackets. Her
point was is that young people don'tknow that there are women out there playing

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college basketball unless they can fill outa bracket, which by the way,
they've been able to do since nineteeneighty two, and no young person today
is like, well, I didn'tknow that women played college basketball until nineteen
eighty two, thirty years before Iwas born, Like I don't. Her
point was ridiculous, Her years wereridiculous. She's ridiculous. Thank you for

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