Teacher, I Need You

There's still a lot of dead horse to beat with this story of the substitute teacher, and I'm just the horrible man to do it.  (That's not all we talked about.)

Episode Transcript

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Ladies and gentlemen. Lucy Chapman hasreturned to the proceedings after a couple of
days off. Good morning, Sunshine, Good morning. You went to a
rock and roll show on Monday nightand had to sleep it off yesterday and
back today. Great to have youhere. I look forward to your assessment

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of Journey and Toto. I willgive it to you a little bit later
in the program. You missed interestingweather day yesterday morning. If this has
anything to pretend about severe weather seasonin twenty twenty four, the fact that
we had tornadoes in the morning.Usually don't have tornadoes in the morning,
which I think is is that aJuice Newton song, Just call me tornado.

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Yeah, tornadoes in the morning.Usually tornadoes late afternoon evening. But
tornadoes in the morning. They're lazy, they don't get up that early.
So we had that yesterday and we'llsee what we get the rest of the
time. Lucy has already given methe hand signal. We got traffic issues
on this morning. What what isgoing on? Is right? I don't

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know. There is a butt.There is a crash on there, but
there is a butt. There's acrash on the ramp to eighty westbound from
the JFK northbound, and it isclosed. Say that again. The ramp
to eighty westbound from the JFK northboundis closed. Just go down L Street
and enjoy driving the rest of yourday. Well, you can take four

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to eighty northbound. Yeah, youhop off at Martha. Yeah, it
just depends on how far back yourstat that's true. It looks like right
now, back past L Street rightmight be easier to turn around, go
up corn Husker three seventy. Well, that's that might put you a little
out of the way. You knowwhat else you missed over the last couple

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of days, hard telling. Therewas a teacher, a substitute teacher.
That's the first thing in this story. Who's really paying that much attention to
the substitute teacher? No disrespect Isay this as an adult, now,
no disrespect to the substitute teacher.These poor people, they work so hard.

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A lot of them are retired teachersor people that just you know,
they have got other things going onand want to keep their head in the
game a little bit, and sothey they volunteer. They get paid a
pittance, but it's basically volunteering theirtime to go and spend an entire day
in a prison environment where the inmatesget to fully take wax at you all

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day, verbally or unintentionally through justignoring you. And it's it's bad.
I mean, if you wanted tostand in front of a group of people
and just start talking and have noone pay any attention to you, you
should try hosting this show. Butsubstitute teacher they have to do that every

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day, and then they go complainand say, these kids aren't listening to
me. Well, missus Williams willbe back on Thursday. You know,
is to try and try and doyour best to try not to get stabbed.
Now here you go and I goback in the classroom. It's just
miserable. Like what students. Isay this now as an adult, as
a student, how great was itwhen suddenly you'd get a substitute teacher.

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You're like, oh, I don'thave to do anything for the next hour.
I don't have to do anything exceptwatch a movie. We had poor
and God blessed this woman. Shetried so hard. The one of the
substitute teachers we got all the timeat Ralston was Edna Gunderson. I say

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this hoping she's still alive and withus, and doing one arm pushups while
listening to the radio show and plottingher revenge. Now, we weren't ever
outwardly terrible to her, but wedid take some liberties. Missus Gunderson would
be there. If she were asubstitute teacher for an English class, we

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would call her Missus gunder Speak,and she would try and correct us.
If she would substitute for home ecwould be Missus Gundersoe. One time she
had to come in there and teachthe human relations class, and so she
was Missus Gundersex. I mean,she's like, it's Gunderson. I'm sorry,
Missus gunderseas and this poor woman.I always kept in my pocket something

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I snatched from the office, justa I just had my backpacker. I
had, you know, somewhere aroundme, a bunch of get out of
jail free cards. Basically the permissionslips to leave the classroom and go to
the office. As soon as wesaw Missus Gunderson, my buddies and I
all had slips. I'm sorry,Missus Gunderson. We're supposed to go to

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the office. Here's the permission slip. Okay, and we would just would
wander around the state. I mean, I loved having a substitute teacher,
an't you and your jet packs?I mean, we'd just start wandering around
and it was a lot of fun. I loved having a substitute teacher.

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The worst part is you get theteacher who knew though some of these because
some of these teachers, especially backin the day, we're going way back.
We're going back to the nineties,son, and you'd have some teachers
who would know. Mister Taylor wasdefinitely one of the Darryl Taylor, great,
great teacher. I think that washis first name, you know,

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mister Taylor. I'm surprised I knowany of my teacher's first names. Mister
Taylor was one of those who knew, like you couldn't skip out in a
sub because he'd come back after threedays off and go all right, pop
quiz on some of the things thatyou're a substitute instructed you about the last
three day and you're like, well, I'm gonna fail. You know what

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I never thought about with a substituteteacher, how to get in her draws?
Now? What what students these daysare like, Oh, it's a
sub Oh, hello head, asubstitute teacher, you know, going up
there with uh. I'm trying tothink of the hon How can I not

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remember the lyrics to an Elton Johnsong. He's not saying John Glenn right,
I got John Glenn stances, Igot Errol Flynn advances. It's this
song teacher, I need you offthe nineteen seventy two album Don't Shoot Me.
I'm Only the piano Player, whichbrought us the hits Crocodile Rock and

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Daniel. So this was about akid, a love sick kid in the
classroom who was in love with thisteacher. I can't remember his references,
but one of the Errol Flynn advances. So some kids there acting like Errol
Flynn because a lot of today's teenagersare all about Errol Flynn. Lucy,

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do you even know who Errol Flynnis? I do only because I love
old movies. He's one of theall time great errols Swash McLain, Yes,
Swash, He's Robin Hood and youknow he was. He would rob
from the rich and give to thepoor. And so this kid would be
sitting there thinking, you know,I'm gonna basically destroy that teacher's family life.

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I'm gonna rob that from her.Oh I just took it into a
dark place. This teacher married andas I've heard from people who claim to
know what they're talking about, threekids, forty five year old woman,
and she was the substitute teacher whoengaged aged in what police say is an
inappropriate relationship with a seventeen year oldstudent at an Omaha Public High School.

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They were caught on a dead endroad in the middle of the night Friday
night, Saturday morning, three fouro'clock in the morning. It's kid's seventeen.
How late do you think you couldhave been out at seventeen before?
Maybe one of your parents might wantto do a find your Phone feature.
Yeah, that's the thing. Wedidn't have that when we were kids.
It was a little bit easier.But now, where's my kid? Find

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my phone? Oh? I see, they're on a dead end road near
one hundred and eighty ninth in Blondo. I'm sure it's all fine. Police
show up. He drives off inthe car, trying to put on his
boxer shorts, and then crashes thecar and runs off. Teacher various stages

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of undress is arrested and she wasin court yesterday. Formerly charged with sexual
abuse by a school employee. Thefact that she's a school employee is a
lot worse in the eyes of thelaw. Felony charge punishable by up to
twenty years in prison. Bond wasset at twenty five thousand dollars and as

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of yesterday afternoon, I believe shewas still in jail. Who's going to
pay the bond? I mean it'stwo five hundred dollars and ten percent of
twenty five thousand. I learned thatfrom my substitute teacher, math teacher.

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I think she was his math teacher, Lucy. She was trying to teach
him how many times seventeen goes intoforty five? So she was in jail
as of late yesterday afternoon. Theseventeen year old doesn't have any money,
Hey, dad, can I borrowtwenty five hundred bucks? Ah? What
now? Nothing? You know?The what's the husband going to do?

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Husband, by the way, isa very high ranking, an important official
in a very important I don't wantto be too specific here, but a
rather important strategic command base in thearea. You think he was running down
there. Let's see, here's mywife on the news with these charges,

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and that kid not only engaged inel flagrante delicto with my wife and the
mother of my children. On topof that, he wrecked my Honda pilot.
Yeah, let me run down tothe courthouse. How much do you
boys need? Let me just startemptying the pockets here. Hey, yeah,
let's let's get her. I'd liketo have a chat with her.

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I think for HER's the best thingfor her right now, for everyone involved,
is for her to still be injail. You imagine, can you
imagine? It's bad enough to dealwith this on a private matter. And
there have been guys who have realizedmy wife's running around on me. I

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don't think that ever goes the otherway. I don't think any other and
I don't think any wife has eversaid my husband's running around on me,
clean and pure as the driven snow. So you know this is you understand
I'm joking here. I don't needlike And not only is he not funny,
he's also a misogynist to deal with. To deal with this in a

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private matter as bad enough. Butthen you got your buddies texting me,
Hey man, you all right?I saw your wife's mugshot on the news.
She okay, mugshot little, Yeah, I wonder if her agent because
she's got to have an agent.Now it's getting international attention for the story,
reaching out to the news saying,can you put the cute picture of

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her back in the news because thatmugshot she looks like one of those things
you throw a baseball at in acarnival game, and that's what she looked
like when the seventeen year old waslike, yep, I'm the luckiest guy
in the world. You know,probably a lot of his friends, classmates,
and they know who he is,by the way, and I'm not

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saying that going I imagine, no, they absolutely the talk of school yesterday.
They all know who he is.I know who he is. I'm
not saying her name, not sayinghis name, as if no one could
ever figure these things out. Soyou know, that's when he was probably
like, I'm the luckiest guy inthe world, and everyone's like, man,

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that's awesome. And then they sawher mugshot picture and they were like,
really, dude, she probably lookedbetter before she spent two hours crying
realizing her life was over. Yeah, how do you think her kids feel,
I mean the ones that she's notin the back seat with, like
her children. So I don't knowshe's bonded out. She has her preliminary

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hearing scheduled for May twenty second,it's not even after the end of the
school year. He's gonna get aday off school to'll probably go testify.
And then there's this part where DouglasCounty Sheriffs because they're the ones who found
this. This is outside Omaha citylimits, so the County Sheriff's department showed

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up, their deputies said what arewe doing? And investigators believe it's possible
there could be more victims. That'sthe other part of this. I find
unintentionally hilarious that this seventeen year oldand dealing with all of this, full
spectrum of emotions, with all ofthis is also like you think that she

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she was with other guys. Possiblethere could be more victims. Yeah,
I'm sure they'll just come out ofthe woodwork. I think a lot of
if there are other victims, Andby victims, I say that not believing
a word of it. And thisis only because I'm a pig, and

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that's the only reason. Now obviouslyif this is a male teacher and a
female student, I don't treat itlike this. But having been a seventeen
year old boy and not growing upa whole lot since then, it's hard
for me to treat this more seriouslythan it is. So I'm sure other

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kids are like, well, We'regoing to see what happens with this young
man. Does he get a bookdeal? Does he get to play himself
in the Lifetime movie? If so, then maybe I'll come forward as well.
Yeah. I don't know how manyother victims this school year. Apparently
she had done some substitute work atthis Omaha High school, but she'd spent

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most of the year at a MillardMiddle school, so I mean she probably
wasn't engaged in anything with those kids. They're like fourteen, you know,
last thing, last thing. Thiswoman is about the same age as as

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my wife. I would love Iwould pay good money to see a teenage
guy like one of my one ofmy kids. I got two teenagers like
one of my kids friends try andhit on my wife. I have a
seventeen year old come up and belike, oh, missus vorhees, I

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saw the hedrangias outside. They're exquisite. They're about the most the second most
beautiful thing I've seen around here,besides your smile. Is it your kid's
son or your son's yeah friend,like one of their friends. Yeah,
just you know Eddie Haskell down thestreet, Miss Vy. You know,

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I'd like to I'd like to seehow that would go. I have my
wife just cock her head and givethat look like what are you doing?
What do you think you're doing?And I know she would. That's what
she does to me when I tryand get amorous. So I imagine that
extends to everyone, including teenagers.A seventeen year old smelly like oh I

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need I need a seventeen year old. I need a guy with no job,
no money, smells like feet,barely looks up from his phone,
has one of those bad haircuts wherebangs are all down covering two thirds of
his face, spends all of histime playing video games. That's what I
want. That's the man for me. Good golly, miss Molly. All

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Thank you very much. Hanging outright here with us on news radio
eleven ten KFAB. Lucy Chapman's there. Lucy Chapman's back. Good to see
you, Lucy. I'm Scott Vorhees. I don't know if you remember that.
I'm Scott talking the radio. It'sfamiliar. We work together when I'm
sitting here. The Zonkers Custom woodsInbox is open for you via Scott at

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kfab dot com. A lot ofcomments by my big stupid face over the
first part of the program here regardingevery young man's favorite substitute teacher. A
lot of comments in the Zonker's CustomWoods Inbox. Chris wants to know if
my wife routinely listens to the show, and no, I'm still married,

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so that's a no. Ryan emailssays, I feel bad for her.
It's really not as bad as theymake it sound. Do people have moral
objections, sure, but those areall subjective. A woman can't take advantage
of a boy. It's a oneway street that only applies to girls.
Seventeen year old murderer as an adult, but with a teacher, he's a
kid. Can we make up ourminds on what as a kid? Thank

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you for that email, Ryan Kevinsays Scott, that was the best start
to your show we've heard in likeforever. When you said seventeen and forty
five, I shot coffee out mynose. Thank you, Kevin. A
lot of people referencing the Key andPeel substitute teacher bit after we talked about

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that, and yes, yes,I am familiar with it, as is
everyone who has friends named Aaron Blake, Denise or Timothy Resent. Oh and
yeah, and as soon as Iwent to the words from our sponsors,
I remembered the lyrics from that EltonJohn song. I don't know why.
I mean, I was talking andcouldn't think and talk at the same time.

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Yes, Scott, we know welistened to you. No, it's
a teacher. I need you.I've got John Wayne Stances and Errol Flynn
Advances. And it doesn't mean adog gone thing teacher. I need you
like a little child. Ryan alsowent to Ralson in the nineties, says,
don't forget about a substitute teacher.Mister Brown. Oh, no,
I know I met mister Brown alwayswore a some variation of the stars and

(28:08):
stripes. There's no way he couldbe a substitute teacher today. He was
related to the referee who gave Colorado. Was it Colorado that got an extra
down against Missouri or Missouri against colorI think it was Colorado got an extra
down. They were trying to winthe game, and it was fourth down
and they got stopped, and thenthe referee spotted the ball, and Colorado's

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like really, and they lined upand punched it in for the winning touchdown,
and everyone started counting up going waitto say, wait, wait,
wait, They're only supposed to havefour downs. They got five. And
the referee who made that mistake wasrelated to our substitute teacher, mister Brown,
and for the rest of his lifewas known as fifth Down Brown.
That's not a joke, that's Ibelieve it, but I like the nickname.

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Super true. Mary says substitute teachersmake great money. And then Gary
has one word for me. Hejust says quit. I don't know if
he means quit talking about this orjust quit my job. He's probably going
to mean the latter. When Ipushed it just a little bit further,

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I mentioned that this substitute teacher wasaccused of engaging in inappropriate relations with a
seventeen year old student. Here inOmaha that she was in court yesterday,
but Lucy So was that student.The affair began on April fifteenth, twenty
fourteen. Correct, Yes, ma'am, it was the best day of my
life. Did you feel pressured intobeing physical with Miss Luna? No?

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I instigated it. After school.I went in and said, well,
can I do for some extra credit? And it was on look at you,
mister Daily. Your mother said youcame home that day and felt sick.

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Oh yeah, I asked for sometime and all because I was fist
pumping the entire walk home from schooland my arm muscles were a little sore.
How would you describe your mental stateafter the affair began, I'd say
it felt like what Disneyland is.Oh my god, so embarrassing, mister
Daily. When your classmates became awareof your relationship with Miss Luna, what

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happened at school? I just remembergiving thousands of high five. Did the
kids call you names? Yes,ma'am, the man, luckiest guy ever,
My Hero Baller, Little Pimp litlBaller, the one good Year Pimp,

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Fred, Pimpstone Ran and Pimpy Kingof the Teachers after School Special Teacher's
Petter, the boy who lived Gavinthe Great Magic, the gathering legend,
super califragilistic. There'd be such adope kid, and he who had sex

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with teachers. I'm sorry, that'sall I can remember, but those were
the main ones. Noted now,mister Daily, Were you bullied as a
result of the affair. No.I would describe it as the end of
the movie Rudy and I was Rudy. Are you okay your honor? Yeah,

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yeah, it's just this guy extracredit. So corney, mister Daily,
how did your relationship with the defendanteffect your home life? It actually
brought me closer to my dad.After you saw a picture of Miss Luna.
He took me to a Marlins gameand brought me my first beer.

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Scott byes am not completely immune toshame. We'll read this email. It
comes from Cindy the Zonker's custom wasinbox Scott at kfab dot com. Hi,
Scott, just a regular listener.We don't have regular listeners. We
have esteemed listeners. So it's justa regular listener giving you feedback about your

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commentary regarding the arrest of the substituteteacher and the teenage young man. I
continue to be amazed at how whena female is the perpetrator of these acts,
it's lampoon becomes like a fantasy ofsome sort. Taken lightly. In
cases of male teachers, it's sick, criminal and disgusting. Calling for prosecution.
As the mother of two teenage boys, I am concerned about the immoral

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behavior of all teachers. Based onthe reports I hear about troubling behavior by
these so called leaders, I believethat this teacher should receive heavy handed prosecution,
so hopefully this will deter others fromengaging in this sick behavior. Stop
making light of it. Women saythey want equality, but only when it

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seems to be a favorable thing.But with criminal acts, it becomes damsel
in distress. That's from Cindy.Cindy, you don't have to worry about
the immoral behavior on these lines orany lines, of all teachers. I
do think it's funny that you gotpeople out there who are very quick to

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say, oh, yeah, here'ssome cops that acted very poorly. All
cops are terrible. Here are somemembers of the clergy who acted very poorly.
All of them are terrible. I'mLarry volog and you know two very
popular left leaning opinions. All copsare terrible, All clergy members are terrible,

(33:45):
but you know they're in that campwith the teachers. You get the
same number, probably the same percentageof teachers, which is a very small
percentage of teachers caught doing things thatthey shouldn't yet somehow painting the teachers with
that same giant broad brush they bringout for cops and clergy members. If

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you try and paint teachers like that, you will get the left in this
country stopping traffic on a very highlypopulated bridge, you know, like a
you can't how dare you? Youcan't do that? Oh? You don't
like it when it's you know,one of your own encampment. I see
how it is. The truth isyou have no more reason to be leary

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of teachers than cops clergy. Weshould all just continue to be leary of
politicians, every single one of them. Not saying that they're all bad,
but we should be leary. SoI wouldn't worry about that. Plus,
I've seen a lot of these teachers, and most of them are not a

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teenage dream, so to quote Eltonfrom that song. And as far as
the double standard, males and females. I know we willingly acknowledge it.
I willingly acknowledge I wouldn't be doingthis if we were a forty five year
old male teacher and a seventeen yearold girl. So I yeah, I

(35:15):
it's a double standard. I didn'tcreate it. I'm just jumping on it
like a trampoline, like a kidat a trampoline park. I'm jumping up
and down on this disgusting double standard, squealing with joy. And it's because
and only for this reason, I'ma pig. I'm not standing up for

(35:36):
my behavior this morning. I'm notsaying, well, you know, I'm
not trying to gloss. I admit, Cindy, you're right. You have
every reason to be disgusted with methis morning. And thank you for listening.
All right, I'll move on.What about this guy, Lucy?
What about this guy? Counsel Bluff'sman was arrested earlier this month. We

(36:00):
just got this news the other day. Arrested by police in Beautiful Ralston,
USA. He was at an apartmentcomplex in the Wildwood neighborhood near Wildwood Elementary
School, home of the Fighting Wildwoods. I don't know the name of all

(36:22):
the different Ralston Elementary schools mascots ProudBloomfield bobcat here though, so Wildwood's another
elementary school and the Rawstummer Ralston kid. So he was at the Wildwood apartment
complex wearing the addressed as a deputysheriff with Washington County. So he came

(36:42):
in from Washington County uniform, shoulderpatches, nameplate, badge, and was
And here's the thing we don't know. I mean, he was arrested.
He worked for Washington County back inthe nineties, terminated from the county Sheriff's
office in Washington County in the ninetiesdue to a felony conviction of some sort,

(37:05):
and still apparently retained a uniform andhe can still fit into it.
Let's not forget this guy deserves alittle credit for still fitting into a uniform
he wore thirty years ago. Inoted Newton. I'm just saying, noted.
I can't. I can't wear awhole lot of stuff that I had
in the nineties. Clearly I stillwear some of the same clothes I had

(37:28):
in the nineties, but doesn't meanI fit real well into him. He
was taken into custody for possession ofa gun by a prohibited person, identity,
theft, impersonation of a police officer, in false reporting. These are
all the things we know. Here'swhat we don't know. What was he
doing? You telling me thirty yearstwenty five, thirty years later, he's

(37:50):
like, I'm gonna put on theold uniform, go into Douglas County and
be in there, like all right, hey, what's going on here?
We got to search the premises hedoing. He had a reason for doing
this, This was no chance.This was the first time he'd done it.
What was he doing, who washe talking to? And why?

(38:13):
What was he I can come upwith various scenarios of things I imagine he
was trying to do, but wedon't have any of those details. Maybe
we'll get more. He's due incourt in about a month from now,
on May thirteenth. What was heup to? And I wonder how many
people a right now are going waita second, what's this guy look like?
Yeah? I thought it was aWashington County uniform and I got pulled

(38:36):
out almost son of a gun.It was this guy? What was he
up to? Can't wait for thatpreliminary here and again May thirteenth. Here's
another thing we got to wonder,like, what's going on in this situation?
People woke up yesterday morning or inNorth Bend and they turned on the

(38:57):
water coming out of the tap oropened the you know, on their toilet.
The water is pink. The wateris pink coming out of the fawcets
in North Bend, just outside ofFremont, pink water out of the faucets.
I saw that movie. It wasGhostbusters too. Don't get in the
bathtub, Gender Reveal Gone bad,It'll take your baby. They think it
had something to do with the stormwater affecting the pump. They say it's

(39:19):
safe to drink it, but mighttaste funny. You want that? Hey,
it tastes like pink lemonade. Thatmight be good. We might want
that. Great to have Lucy backafter a couple of days off. Do
you want to give us your concertreview now? Of Journey and Toto of
Sure? What'd you think of thatshow? Monday night? Chi Health Center
Center. The legends of rock wereon stage and they sang Africa, and

(39:45):
they sang Don't Stop Believing and othersongs as well, Tequila Sunrise. They
didn't do that mo money, moproblems. They sang all of their biggest
hits Journey Toto. How was theshow? Well? Actually, I was
not a huge Toto fan. Ofcourse I loved their their big radio hits.

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I noticed you didn't tell Steve Lucathro that when he was a guest
on this program a couple of yearsago. I didn't tell him that.
But Dave Lucy Chapman, I tellyou a lot of your music. I
don't like it. Thanks for comingon. He is and as I knew
this going in. I knew hewas an amazing guitar player, one of
the best in the business, andhe is. He was fantastic. They

(40:28):
are kind of a jam band.Outside of their hits, which I liked,
I got kind of into some ofthat that music. They sounded fantastic,
absolutely fantastic, great and Journey welloh no, oh no. I
think that they might have been havingsome sound issues. They were like,

(40:52):
they didn't sound like they knew whatthey were doing. No, they the
music, the songs, what thesongs were. How was the singer?
They got a karaoke singer as theirlead singer. Steve Perry and the band
have had a VH one documentary fullof issues over the years, and you
know that kind of thing happens withoutknowing anything about his day or his week.

(41:17):
He seemed a little bit like hedidn't wasn't as into it as maybe
he could have been. But whoknows what was going on in his day.
But I think that it was alittle loud, and there were people
leaving early. Oh they were fine. Then you're just old. No,
there were people leaving early. Thateven a group of kids. And that's

(41:38):
the other thing. The audience isvery, very diverse, young and old.
Teenagers are all about journey. Yeah, don't stop believing separate ways and
these are these are big songs.I mentioned the other day my daughter,
who's seventeen now. One of herfavorite songs over the last four years or
so is be Good to Yourself byJerry, A little bit of a deep

(42:00):
cut. I don't know. Ithink they Yeah, they did, they
did sing I can't swear to it, but I left. I left a
little early. Yeah, I couldn'tleave leave because I was there with my
friend Laurie and she was still inthe concert. Well, no, wonder
you didn't think they sounded good,Laurie. It was just yappened the whole
time. No, No, Laurieis Laurie was enjoying the show, and

(42:22):
I was the driver, but Iwas I walked out a little bit early
to just because it was really loudand for me just maybe I'm old,
but I stood there. I hungout with Raymond for like almost an hour.
Raymond was the security guy at theback door. You were seriously trying

(42:43):
to get backstage. No, itwas the door if they remember me from
nineteen eighty three. No, no, he was the gentleman that was making
sure that nobody tried to do that, but also to help people figure out
where they needed to go to leavebecause it was you know, signs and
stuff. So I love it.I love these bands. They've been on
stage, you know about out theretouring for forty fifty years, and they

(43:07):
still got the same security working withthem. And back in the day it
was a lot of really attractive younggirls like we want to get backstage and
see Jonathan. We want to gobackstage and see Neil and Steve. Very
careful where you're going with this.We want to be backstage. We want
to we'll do anversation, We'll doanything to get backstage, you know,
and today and now it's the samesecurity guard, same band, except everyone's
about forty years older, and securityguards like, hey, if there's any

(43:30):
ladies want to come backstage? Theband is they're uh, they're willing to
meet you. Like, we're good, We're just gonna go home and get
some sleep. They were a littleloud tonight, like, oh man,
what happened? Passage of time?It'll get you every time. We're actually
older now than when we started thisconversation a few minutes ago. That's right.
It was a good show. I'mglad I went. And next time

(43:52):
there in town, you should go. Next up Little Riverband were actually going
to that. Yeah, off,I'm going to see that one. We
would have gone to Journey. Mywife's not feeling well. It turns out,
and this is really weird. Idon't know how this works. Someone
might want to look into this.After I was sick a couple of weeks

(44:12):
ago. Turns out she got sick. I don't understand it. I don't.
I thought this was something serious.I just gotta lost my voice and
uh, you know a little littlethat stuff, Lucy. There's something happening.
What is it? And it mustbe stopped? I mean, we

(44:34):
hear all the polls, like Americadoesn't think we're going in the right direction.
America doesn't want to see a rematchbetween Biden and Trump, which is
absolute nonsense. Uh, these there'sprimary elections. Everyone in those camps overwhelmingly
supports those candidates against other candidates inthe same party. When they ask random

(44:55):
Americans, do you want to seeTrump and Biden? The Trump people say
no because they know like Biden.The Biden people say no because they think
Trump's the worst thing has ever happened, stupidest pull in history. But this
is something about which I believe allAmericans, all backgrounds, political divisions,

(45:15):
orientations, and Creed or Creed twoor Creed three, we can all agree
on this and it must be stopped. Now. I love Liam Neeson taking
movies mm hmm, a particular setof skills. You know, this guy,

(45:37):
This guy, he is great andI celebrate even his early work before
he was out there just punching guys, before he just out there just socking
fools. In every one of hismovies, he's like, I'm seventy eight
years old. I'll kill all ofyou my left pinky finger. You know,
he was in one of my favoritemovies, the Steve Martin Debra Winger

(45:59):
film Leap of Fame. Great movie, but this can't be allowed to happen.
Liam Neeson and Pamela Anderson will bestarring in a reboot reboot of the
Naked Gun movies Leslie Nielsen, GeorgeKennedy, some Guy who died last Week,

(46:25):
Priscilla Presley, some of the funniestmovies of all times. That's the
Red Light District. I wonder whySavaja just hanging out down there sex Frank
uh no, not right now,and we got work to do. Liam

(46:47):
Neeson, I don't care do anotherfive taken movies long. If there's a
movie, like, what's the plotof this movie, Well, Liam Neeson's
on a train, say no more. We'll give you a blank check.
Make the movie, but not this. Don't don't do this. Some people

(47:09):
were like, I can't believe they'rerebooting or remaking Roadhouse, like that was
a mistake. I don't know,Maybe it was. Maybe yeah, I've
talked to people who saw that.Well, I've heard from people who saw
it is they thought it was agood movie, just don't call it Roadhouse.
If they if they'd done this moviewith Jake Jillen Hall as a UFC

(47:30):
fighters, a bouncer at a bar, a double deuce or whatever it's called
there in Kansas City. Do thesame movies they call it house road or
something. Just call it something else. But this Naked Gun might be one
of the very few films I wouldconsider to be an absolute perfect movie.

(47:52):
I don't disagree, but if they'regoing to do it, No, Pamela
Anderson is actually not a terrible comedicactress. And you could say the same
for Priscilla Presley. Before that movie, you would not have considered her.
No. That's but that was whatmade Naked Gun so great. They got
all these people who were like Airplane, they got all they stacked it full

(48:15):
of actors who are not comic actorsand just had them play it dead straight.
That's what made Airplanes so great.That's what made Naked Gun so great.
It might work, No, Imight see that, not at all.
Pamela Anderson, can't we stop thisall right? In case you're still

(48:38):
thinking, I don't know, maybeyou'd be all right, let me tell
you who's writing the script. Ohboy, this is what Hollywood. This
is the story. Here the Hollywoodreporter says, the details on the script
who are written by some of theguys from the Lonely Island, which funny.
This is Andy Samberg's group. They'refunny guys. But last movie they

(49:02):
wrote was in twenty twenty two.It was Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers.
I saw that and now, noyou didn't. I watched the cartoon back
in nineteen eighty whenever our friend TeresaCassidy was the Fox Kids Club Girl.

(49:25):
She's gonna be on the radio withus coming up sometime this summer. Fantastic.
Yeah, she's fun. It's sofunny. A guy who's doing the
local Omaha comic con said he reachedout and said, do you know how
to get a hold of Teresa Cassidy. We want to have her a comic
con. She's the Fox Kids clubGirl. Yeah. I was like,

(49:45):
yeah, I'll put you guys intouch. I love Teresa. That's a
thirty plus year adoration of Teresa Cassidy, the Fox Kids Club Girl. So
these guys wrote the Chip and DaleRescue Rangers movie, and now they're like,
and now we're gonna take on areboot of The Naked Gun. This
must be stopped. This must bestopped. We can't allow this to happen.

(50:07):
You have very strong feelings about this. There's nothing about this that anyone
wants, needs, is asking for. This could be the end. We're
wondering what ushers in the end times? You know what will be that which
wow, like, well, we'regonna come out of the theater, We're
gonna look in the sky and therethey are, the four horsemen of the

(50:28):
apocalypse. They're like, we triedto warn you, and they'll just be
plagues and famine and pestilence. Ifthis is allowed to happen, Please,
for the love of all that isgood and sacred, don't remake the Naked
Gun. I would even I'd letyou remake it if it was just Ai,

(50:49):
Frank Drevin Lee, Leslie Nielsen,Like, we'll get Liam Neeson.
His name's kind of like Leslie Nielson, very very shallow criteria. Well that's
apparently what they thought. A coupleof other entertainment notes here. This is

(51:14):
great. These guys started. It'scalled Participant Media. It was started as
a filmmaking documentary filmmaking some films,some movie movies. It was started by
a co founder billionaire of eBay whofounded this twenty years ago, and they've
been churning out Academy Award winning films, documentaries like An Inconvenient Truth with Al

(51:39):
Gore RBG about Ruth Bader Ginsburg orRuth Buzzy Ginsburg is Rush Limbaugh Calder and
also they made some films that wonBest Picture in the Academy Awards, Green
Book, Spotlight. They're shutting downafter twenty years. He knows that,

(52:01):
you know why, because they're justhamorrhaging money. And do you know why,
actors as all these left leaning peoplesaid, people want to see this.
This is important stuff about climate changeand the Catholic Church and Ruth Bader
Ginsburg. And they spent a tonof money to just pass that, you
know, buck around like, oh, we're gonna pay this actor and this

(52:22):
team and they're gonna make this greatmovie. And the the the people who
dole out these Golden Globes and AcademyAwards and Screen Actors Guilds Awards and BAFTAs
and all that stuff are like,oh, yes, here here a very
important subject matter. This is veryimportant. The best picture, Yeah,
yeah, yeah, this is thegreatest thing has ever been for ump and

(52:44):
then something funny happened. No onegave two shinolas about going to see any
of these movies, because when wewant to go see a movie, it's
like, hey, over here,there's a documentary film being screened at film
Streams tonight, and it's it's aboutEmily Dickinson and what she was thinking when

(53:04):
she wrote the poem I know whythe cage bird craps on my face?
You want to go watch this movie, or you know, if you're into
it, Fast and Furious twenty sevenis playing over at the Quadplex. You
want to, like, I wantto go see that. I just want
to turn my brain off for acouple of hours and see something stupid.
I want was he car chases someTNA and some stuff blowing up. I
don't need to see that stuff that'sgoing to bum me out. No one

(53:27):
saw any of their movies, butI guarantee one thing, every cruddy documentary
and left leaning movie that they producewill still be one hundred times better than
a reboot of The Naked Gun.Scott Byes where You're going? News Radio
eleven ten kfab. The Library ofCongress has a National Recording Registry is it

(53:52):
an actual library, Like can yougo and say I'd like to listen to
this record or this CD or whatever, or is it just all in name
only it's on some website, butthey just put into the National Recording Registry
based on their cultural, historical,or esthetic importance in the nation's recorded sound

(54:12):
heritage. Some very important songs andalbums that if you were to have aliens
suddenly show up and they're like,oh my gosh, do you guys need
anything to eat? Do you needsome coffee? They're like, no,
take us to your archives of importantsound recordings. We feel the best way
to learn about America is to seewhat the Library of Congress has included as

(54:37):
the most important cultural works since theinvention of recorded sound. And you would
say, wow, your English isreally good. Yeah, come on over
here, and here's what is newin there now. Everything from Gene Autry's
song Roodolph the Red Nose Reindeer toChances Are Johnny Mathis they got a restaurant

(55:01):
named after that place in York,to Lily Tomlin's comedy album This is a
recording Lily Tomlin So great. Incase there was any doubt, right to
arrival, the nineteen seventy six albumby both Abba and Abba. They both

(55:25):
those groups combined on that album.Is that Dancing Queen seventy six or is
that Waterloo and No Idea? Idon't own any Abba albums albums, but
that's on there. And then weget down to Lotty Dotty. We like
Stefpatty Wait, Don't Cause Trouble,Wait on Bathera and Albadi. That is

(55:46):
Dougie Fresh and Slick Rick the raptrack from nineteen eighty five again all in
the same class as Chances Are byJohnny Mathis. Here's a little song.
Oh, Bobby McFerrin's Don't Worry BeHappy that's in there. Green Days in

(56:09):
there with their nineteen ninety four Ibelieve if this wasn't their first album,
it was the first one that peopleactually bought. Dookie by Green Day had
all those great Green Day hits inthe nineties on it, Longview and Welcome
to Paradise. I think Welcome toParadise on the album basket Case Wide Open

(56:32):
Spaces by the Sorry I almost saidthe Dixie Chicks, They're just the Chicks.
And the nineteen ninety four album Readyto Die by the notorious Big goes
in there as the same cultural significanceas Rootolph the Red Nose Reindeer. So
when you're getting together with your kidsthis Christmas and you're listening to the holiday

(56:54):
classics from either Gene Autry or thenotorious Biggie s the Ready to Die album,
well, I'm glad he was ready. Yeah, he's gonna ask if
it was the case was healthcase?Yes? Yeah. These are among the
most culturally significant albums of all timein America, And just like every other

(57:15):
album list or song list, everybodythere's going to be complaining it about it.
Well, in case you're like,what about this or the this isn't
the first time they've done this.They do this, I don't know,
once a year or something. Theyhad twenty five new editions albums or songs.
So in case you're like, well, what about the Beatles' White Album?

(57:36):
I imagine that's in there, butwith that, would it be in
there? Actually it's not an Americanrecording? Yeah, well, yeah,
I think that they're considered American music. Parallel lines by Blondie, the nineteen
seventy eight album Great Album is It? Did that have that stupid Debbie Harry

(57:58):
rap song? On It good.I mean that was a little later.
And then The Cars by the Carsnineteen seventy eight, out of Gone with
Heartbeat City. All right, therewe are. No Van Halen, No,
not in this class. Some ofthe most culturally significant music of our
time. No Elvis Costello. Whenyou're talking cultural significance. No closest we

(58:23):
get to some Castello would be JeffersonAirplanes nineteen seventy six, Party sixty seven
album Surrealistic Pillow. And how dowe get to Castello with it? Well,
it's in the same genre classic rock. Oh and Bill Withers Ain't No
Sunshine nineteen seventy one, Allow itAnd I know, I know, I

(58:44):
know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I
know, I know, I know. What do you know? I don't
know? That's the lyrics to Ain'tNo Sunshine? When She's Gone by Bill
Withers. Oh, well you knowthat people. If people heard that and
they're like, this is brilliant,let's put it in the library of Cockers.
It's a great song. By theway, am I'm poking fun of

(59:06):
my good friend Bill Withers. Wewent to school together, did you back
in time? I think it wasthe same Bill Withers O. J.
Simpson's estate was asked after he died, is the Goldman money going to get
any of the money that they've wonin civil settlements over the years, And

(59:29):
the executor of the juice estate saidabsolutely not. He said if Fred Goldman,
father of Ron Goldman, one ofthe two people killed by h OJ
was found innocent of in criminal trialbut guilty of in civil trial, Fred

(59:52):
Goldman said that what do you sayafter OJ died? Quote no great loss
for the world, a further reminderof Ron being gone. And the executor
of OJ's estate said, well,Goldman's going to keep poohing on OJ after
death, then he will have nothing, zero, nothing. Well, lawyers

(01:00:16):
take a different view of this,and basically it's box up all of his
stuff and it pretty much all belongsto the Goldman family. Now he's been
hiding money and assets and the manwho died without penance needs to start giving
a bunch of money over to theGoldman family. He was awarded golden the

(01:00:44):
murders the families, I just sayGoldman and Nicole Brown, their families were
awarded thirty three and a half milliondollars in that nineteen ninety eight civil judgment
against El Juso. How much didthey get of thirty three and a half
million dollars so far, all that'sbeen collected is one hundred and thirty two

(01:01:08):
thousand dollars. And Fred's like thattotal increases by ten percent every year with
interest. OJ's like, hey,Jeck's the mail, don't even worry about
it. Now, watch this drivegoes out and plays golf. I think
the Babylon b said it best isOJ can't wait to talk with God and

(01:01:28):
see if he knows who the realkiller is. Yeah, I wonder if
God let him know. OJ's tryingto put that glove on. Sorry,
that doesn't that trick doesn't work here. Some editorial cartoonists came up with that
one. I can't take credit.I will sorry I came up with that
one. I will take credit.Shameless Senator Tom Cotton is encouraging people who

(01:01:53):
get stuck behind pro hamas mobs whoare blocking traffic take matters, indie your
own hands to get them out ofthe way. It's time to put an
end to this nonsense. He thenshared a video on Twitter x of people
in what This New York Times saysappears to be a European city. How

(01:02:17):
do they know it's cobblestone and it'sin a very narrow alley. I don't
know. There's no McDonald's that youcan see from the road. This is
an intersection. This must be ina European city, because it was an
American city at this intersection that beforebanks surrounding the intersection. Anyway, people

(01:02:38):
were forcibly dragging protesters out of themiddle of the road, and he said,
this is how it should be done. After protesters blocked traffic into airports
and Chicago, in San Francisco,in Seattle, in Manhattan, people just

(01:02:59):
think they can go out there andblock these streets, bring the morning commute
to a screeching halt. Well,forget the morning commute. You're trying to
catch a plane, right, Well, yeah, if I'm late, if
I've got a flight, and it'ssomething I've been waiting for months, like

(01:03:20):
circle the date on the calendar.This is when I'm finally going to realize
my dream to fly from this miserable, cold and wet place that I choose
to live call Seattle, and I'mgoing to go to Des Moines. I've
been waiting dreaming, saving my money. I'm going to Des Moines and I

(01:03:42):
can't wait, or maybe Albuquerque.I'm going somewhere. I'm getting out of
Seattle, saving the money, waitingto wake up early. I want to
make sure I don't miss my flight. And you get there and there's someone
out there going death to Israel,that to America, Palestine and the river
to the sea and all this stuff, Like, how do you not say,

(01:04:02):
like, turn around and put oneof those snowplows on the front of
your sedan and just be like,if for one just part, just move
out of the way. I'll handlethis now. Of course, as Tom
Cotton says, we don't encourage anykind of violence. How else do you

(01:04:24):
think this goes down? How inthe world would you think in order to
win this debate? I feel verystrongly about how Israel needs to end their
conflict against these innocent people in hospitalsand mosques and schools, hiding behind children

(01:04:49):
and building weapons to use against theextermination of the Jews. But other than
that, the innocent people that Israelgoing after, and I think they need
to stop, and I think Americashould stop supporting them, and I want
Palestine to have their own recognized nation, and I'm going to let them know

(01:05:09):
by clogging traffic on the Brooklyn Bridge. Some guy trying to get to work,
trying to catch a flight in Tacoma. You think he has anything to
do with any of this. Likethere's some guy in his carphone saying,

(01:05:30):
you know what, hey, benBenny. Yeah, it's Fred. He's
talking to Benjamin NETANYAHUO Benny, goahead and stop the atrocities. There are
some I would show you a pictureof this, but I can't. I
don't have a cell phone. I'mstill using my nineteen eighty seven car phone.
But trust me when I tell youthese people are out here with signs

(01:05:53):
and they're blocking the street. Ican't get past, and traffic's backed up
for miles. Why don't you justcall off the dogs because I got to
catch this flight? Is Tom Cottonwrong? I don't think so. I
think that the protesters because I've thoughtabout this and I wouldn't want to lose

(01:06:14):
my ability to protest something. Butthat's not what they're doing. Maybe they
started out doing that, but it'slike a petulant child. They were on
the sidewalks, they were peacefully protesting, marching through cities loudly it is allowed
again, and it's like nobody's payingattention to me, So now we have

(01:06:38):
to stop start blocking traffic. AndI think at that point, yeah,
the government's got to step in.You can't disrupt commerce or the streets.
You can't. You can still protest. Senator Tom Cotton said if anyone tried
to block a bridge in his homestate of Arkansas, they would become very

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wet criminals, as they would betossed off the bridge into the water below,
and people are like, you gottanot say that, and then he
starts doubling down. Yesterday he said, I'm saying that if people are trying
to get to work or pick uptheir kids from school, or take a
sick kid to the doctor, andyou've got pro Hamas vigilantes blocking the streets,

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the motorists should get out and movethese people off the streets. The
Hamas situation has also taken out thevaledictorian at USC. She was supposed to
give the address to her graduating classthis spring at USC future Big ten institution,

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but instead she's not going to beable to because she has a miner
in resistance to genocide. I'm notbeing cute on a turn of a phrase.
That's an actual miner that she gotin college. Major Biomedical Engineer,
minor in Resistance to Genocide. Thatwas a pretty tough class. What does

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one learn in that? Do yousupport genocide? No? You pass?
But I think she does support genocide. This pro Hama supporter has been all
over social media condemning Israel. Idon't know about her specifically, but I
know a lot of her ILK doesAnd so it's funny to think, well,

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how did she get to Well,she's the smartest kid at USC.
No, that's not how that works. You have two hundred some kids who
graduate with the exact same grade pointaverage. Only one is selected as valedictorians.
So among those who have the highestGPA, you submit to a selection
committee who takes a look at yourother bodies of work other than your grades,

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and they decide, based on yoursocial justice warrior status, whether or
not you should be giving the commencementaddress. And she was chosen, probably
because of her strong anti Israeli stance. And then the college said, well,
we're getting threats if we let herspeak, so we're not going to
let her speak. I don't knowif the police are looking at any of

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these alleged threats, but I imaginethat the biggest threat was a lot of
Jewish donors to the university saying,if you still want to receive checks from
our family, I mean, byall means, if you feel like this
is the best thing you got todo is to put this jew hater up

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on the commencement stage. But thengo right ahead and do it. I
got to check here written out foranother one hundred thousand dollars to your campus.
I'll just tear it right up here. You know, maybe I'll just
scratch out USC and put in UCLA. How would you like that? Speaking
of pro testers, the Supreme Courthas indicated what they might do with some

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of the j sixers. I'll explainnext. Scott Byes News Radio eleven KFAB.
I'm sure Claim Buckle have more onthis, but the Supreme Court sounds
very skeptical about January sixth. Anobstruction of justice, an obstruction of an

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official preceding charge coming against the Januarysixth prisoners, many still in either prison
or still dealing with this fallout,And if they drop the obstruction of an
official preceding charge, that could endthe obstruction charge against President Trump. We'll
see. Supreme Court seems skeptical,so do I.