Rich Brat Starts Class War / Old Guy Dates College Girl

We start with the latest on the UHC murder, and end with the new UNC coach trolling for more college girls to date.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Scott Vordiez, I'd wondered this week whether Lucy we would
get any answer to a pretty big question, because this
is the rallying point that has made this guy a hero.
The murderer that's made him a hero this week, the
guy who's been arrested and presumably will be charged with

(00:22):
the murder of Brian Thompson, the United Healthcare CEO. Everyone
seems to think that he's a hero who had all
kinds of chronic issues and went to the hospital and said, oh,
please help. I'm in great pain and my feet are

(00:42):
gonna be amputated, and my kids are gonna be left
to die in the waiting room, and my grandma won't
get these prescriptions unless you guys, you very nice people
at this health insurance company, will help us. And they
went back and said, hak poohah, we spit on you
in your problems. We do you have any idea how

(01:04):
little money we make if we start paying off for
all of your crap. We're not paying for nothing. Die die, pig.
And then this guy went out and said, all right,
you think I should die, I think you should die,
and murdered this guy. And people are like, yeah, because
that kind of thing happens in movies, and so it
probably happens in real life too. And I've been wondering

(01:27):
what was actually wrong with him? Was there actually anything
going on with him that qualifies as a legitimate beef
or rift with an insurance company? And we got a
couple of clearer pictures about this guy that I think

(01:49):
answers that question, or at least gets a little closer
to answering the question. The specific question, anything in there
about him having any kind of legitimate or even illegitimate
beef with health insurance. Right now, that answer is no,
and I'm not surprised. Now. I don't discount that there

(02:11):
might be something that comes out. Nothing is going to
ever convince me that murdering the CEO is going to
solve any of those problems. As I said a couple
of times this week, if you have one hundred thousand
dollars in medical debt and you murder the CEO of
the health insurance company, you are left with let's see here.

(02:35):
Math has never been my strong suit, but I think
you do this. Yeah, you're still left with one hundred
thousand dollars in medical debt, so that doesn't change. But
there are a couple of things we learned about this
guy that makes me realize, Oh, I think I see
a little clearer what was going on here. The first one,

(02:59):
from a medical standpoint, lime disease, Lucy, have you ever
known anyone who has dealt with a really bad bout
of lime disease?

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Well, it's chronic, so I mean, I don't know what
a really bad bout would be, but I don't think
that I know anybody with lime disease.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
You don't want lime disease, and like so many other things, COVID.
For example, I was talking to someone just yesterday who
has been battling over the last few years, going on
and off again with the long COVID and some of
the brain fog and other issues that come along in there.

(03:44):
And it's amazing that you have some people who are
they're old, they're old, and they're brittle, and they've got
like three other real serious medical conditions, and then that
person got COVID, and especially a few years ago, you thought,
well that person's going to die, and they shake it off,
no big deal. It's like, oh, yeah, I had COVID.

(04:06):
Felt a couple of things had a bit of a cough,
didn't feel real great there for a day or two.
I'm fine now, I think I want to go for
a walk. And then you have other people who are
incredibly healthy, they're young, they don't have any other medical conditions,
and they get COVID and they are wiped out by it.

(04:27):
Same thing with lime disease. There have been people who've
gotten lime disease and you're like, ah, that was no good.
I didn't feel very good for a few days. And
then you've got people who've had lime disease and it's
been years of trying to get to some point where
they can stretch out a few days in a row
where they actually feel pretty good. What it has done

(04:51):
to people's personalities has been well documented in science journals, websites,
and by people that probably you and I know. His
struggles with lime disease, I think probably play a big

(05:12):
part into what else has been going on with him.
He also had some back conditions. He has an issue,
a condition where a spinal vertebrae slips out of place,
which puts pressure on the other vertebrae, which that hurts
chronic back pain, nerve injuries. When you have that and
you have lime disease which causes some major problems to

(05:35):
people's personality. Also, I will not be surprised to learn
if this guy had not done what medical professionals had
told him to do and instead tried to treat this
through other means, either through medications not originally prescribed to
him or through drug and alcohol use. We here an

(05:57):
interesting cocktail of someone who's not in his right mind,
I think. And then you also have this what causes
someone to be so leftist, to be out there rampaging
against the upper class and rich people and wanting to

(06:19):
battle class warfare and all the rest of this stuff. Well,
for some people, not all of them, but for some people,
it's having rich family. There's another question for you. You
ever know anyone who had parents or grandparents who are
pretty well off and this person ends up going completely

(06:42):
the other way. Maybe we're not talking about money all
the time. Maybe we're talking about people who have very
serious political persuasions and the kid, or if you've got
like a domineering grandparent or something like that who's really
really big on politics, sometimes that grandkid will go completely

(07:03):
the other way. Happens all the time. This guy's family
is celebrated very wealthy. I don't know about political persuasion,
but I can tell you they they've done very well
in business. They like golf and America I And this

(07:28):
guy who's come from that family has gone completely the
other way politically. He's been quoted online as saying the
unibomber had the guts to recognize that peaceful protest has
gotten us absolutely nowhere, and statements like violence never solved

(07:49):
anything as a statement uttered by cowards and predators. When
you start taking a clearer picture of who this little
brat is, you've got someone who really has I think,
I don't know if it's daddy issues or family issues,

(08:09):
or maybe just courtesy of his last name. The family
that bears his last name are like royalty in and
around places like Baltimore. They're like royalty. And he has
that family name, and he's decided to be a little
brad about it. And then he's got issues that I
think that probably he's not taking a real good medical

(08:32):
look at. And then he's had battle with lyme disease
and that's changed his personality. According to some people. You
mix all this together, I'll tell you what you don't have.
You don't have someone who's fighting back against the man,
saying I'm tired of health insurance companies denying claims for
people and saddling them with debt or death so they

(08:52):
can make a few more bucks, which has been the
rallying cry of people online, like, yeah, he's going after him,
he's going to No, he's not. He's just a whiny
little yacht who doesn't like his family name. And he's
had some medical issues that I don't think he has
probably dealt with in a medical way. But by all means,
take a few more pictures, you know, take a look

(09:15):
at a few more pictures of him with his shirt off,
and tell everyone how cute he is. That's all. That's all.
That's all on that topic. I think here today, Up next,
what about this guy? Is this guy a hero? He
didn't like the car he got. I saw this video
the other day and thought that looks like some joke

(09:36):
like TV, like some web series or something. No, No,
this actually happened, and I'll tell you who did what next.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
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(10:09):
remember what in the world the story was, but there
was some breaking news out of New York, where Jim
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as Hey, a guy with a new book out, or
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It wasn't like a big scary story, but let's welcome

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didn't give him heads up about any of that, and
he just ran with like baton and go. I mean
that's I love that a lesser person would be like,
do you know who I am? What are you talking about?
I'm a comedian, as he's a great comedian. And I

(10:53):
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went super bad, dumb, crazy anger against Trump and Trump voters,
and like a lot of people here recently has I
don't know that he's changed his tune, he's softened his tone,
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(12:22):
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find it. Now, a couple of things here, let's see here, miscalculation,
says Scott. Are you accusing me of miscalculation? All right?

(13:02):
I started off here talking about the guy who I know.
There's there's one person in the Zonker's custom was in boxes.
Scott at kfab dot com just lighting me up, saying
sounds like you've already convicted this guy of murder. No,
I haven't even said his name though, there's another guy

(13:23):
in box that says could he have a more like
if you wanted to come up with a stereotypical Italian character,
how do you not just give him this name? And
are there Italian people out there going, oh, come on
in a very stereotypical way. Does does he have to sippen? No?

(13:46):
I what I've said is this guy certainly isn't He
doesn't not look like the murderer of the healthcare CEO,
carrying around a gun, a manifesto out a face like
the one that we saw on camera at least part
of it shooting this guy. Maybe he's a patsy and

(14:09):
he just happened to like no, I just happened to
carry manifestos and uh and fit every single uh, you know,
check every single box in this. Oh, it's so convenient.
Then you know, they've still got to prove that he's guilty, yes,
and it sounds like he's gonna really help them with that.
As far as all of this is concerned, it doesn't

(14:30):
concern me that much. Would I treat this maybe a
little differently if it was here in Omaha and we
had to find a local jury pool. I don't know.
Maybe how's he how's he acting? You know, I preside
over the court of public opinion here and I do
try and be fair. And at no point have I said,
like he's the guy he murdered this guy. We don't
even need to have a trial. That's not my thing.

(14:52):
But he uh, he's not doing himself any favors. If
I'm his defense attorney, I'm like, here's what you're gonna do.
Shut up, Just shut up. If police are leading you
into a building and you see media, stop ranting and
acting crazy, just shut up. Did you have to carry
the manifesto around? Couldn't have burned it somewhere? Nope? Nope.

(15:12):
People a right manifestos. Have people read their manifestos? So
what here? Scott says, Based on your analysis, which I
find accurate, I bet he's used to getting bailed out. Ah, yeah,
that occurred to me as well. This guy has probably
never really had to answer for anything, with mom and
dad coming to the rescue. I don't care how wealthy

(15:33):
his family is. United Healthcare has a building full of attorneys,
and I hope they use every one of them to
put this guy away. I'm betting they're going to try
some mental state argument that could very well be says
Scott Scott at kfab dot com. Adam says it's funny, scary,
funny how quickly ninety eight percent of the country attached

(15:57):
themselves to a spoiled, uber rich kid is their night
in shining armor against class warfare. Yep. And then there's
this guy. Authorities in Utah have just arrested a man
who took a recently purchased vehicle back into the dealership

(16:18):
in Sandy, Utah. He was angry. He says that they
sold him a lemon. So we brought the car back
into the dealership, not to the dealership. He crashed it
through the big glass windows of the dealership. Did you
see the video of this at all, Lucy?

Speaker 2 (16:39):
A couple of stills, but not the video.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
Yeah, someone sent me the video and I thought, now
this is some sort of joke. No, this actually happened
at Amazda dealership in Sandy, Utah. I don't know where Sandy,
Utah is, or if it's a suburb of Salt Lake
Provo or whatever. But he went to the dealership and

(17:04):
it was a big dealership, like big glass windows, and
he was all mad, saying that they sold him a
lemon and he wanted his money back. Well, when did
he buy the car. You've got a few days. See,
he bought a car but wanted to return it hours
later after finding mechanical issues.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
Hours.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
Yeah, I'm guessing this was not a new vehicle, pre
owned vehicle sold as is, And in a vehicle that's
sold as is, you can still take it. You can
test drive it over to your friend, you know, mister mechanic,
and they can take a look at it. And he
didn't do that. He did it after the fact and
he's like, hey, this thing is kind of a piece

(17:47):
of junk. They're like, well, you'd signed the contract, but
even then, can you get buyer's remorse. I don't know
what the laws are in Utah.

Speaker 2 (17:57):
I thought there was a least seven two hours or something.
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (18:04):
He drove the vehicle, rammed it into the dealership through
the front of the building, and you know, the the
the manager at the dealership says, we told the guy
before he bought it, this car is gonna need some work,
and now it's gonna need more work. Has a little

(18:25):
front end damage, as does the dealership. About seven sales
guys were near the front door when he drove through. Yeah,
of course they were. They were waiting, who's driving onto
the lot and he drove it right in there. The
dealership suffered and estimated ten thousand dollars in damage. And
he said he called the dealership and said, if you

(18:47):
don't give me my money back, I'm gonna drive this
vehicle right through your front door.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
How much was the vehicle? Does it say?

Speaker 1 (18:55):
I don't know, doesn't even say it, does not say.
And I said that the guy acted out of rage,
and it just goes to show you for certainly you
can't act like this if you don't like your purchase.
And maybe when the dealership says, hey, this vehicle sold
as is and it might need a little mechanical work,

(19:17):
maybe you want to check it out before you sign
the paperwork. Lucy. In addition to those time saver for
traffic updates witty banter on this program from nine to eleven,
Lucy is also the official conspiracy theorist here on news
Radio eleven ten kfab do drones have poison coemtrails?

Speaker 2 (19:38):
I believe drones can pretty much have anything you want
to connect to them.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
So yes, all right, give me something they have them,
Give me give me some good old vintage Lucy crazy
on these drones in New Jersey. What do we got?

Speaker 2 (19:51):
Well, first of all, the is it the DoD I'm
not quite sure who said that. They cannot identify who
the drones belong to, but they're not dangerous.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
Not the Doda nambla.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
I see. Yeah, well, whoever, they don't know where they're from,
they don't know who they belong to, but they're not dangerous.
So I'm not quite sure how you come up with
that idea.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
Dang you, dang you all the heck. Pardon my language,
but that's about the only crazy conspiracy thing that you
could say that I would one hundred percent agree with,
don't you They do that all the time, don't they.
They're like, look, we uh, I know this person just
went off and killed someone and they're loose in the city,
but there's no reason for regular people here in the

(20:37):
community to be concerned. Or I know that that building
over there just blew up, but we've already decided that
it doesn't have a link to terrorism, so don't even
worry about it. You're like, how did this just happened?
How in the world do you know this? Yeah, how
do you know that? We don't know who's doing this
or why, but there's no reason for anyone to be concerned.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
I think that's what they told us about the Chinese
balloons last summer or the summer before whenever that was
there's no concern, there's no problem with them.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
There really wasn't, though, I mean, other than you think it.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
Was okay for China to just go to fly over
the entire United States gathering information.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
No, I think that there's probably nothing that a Chinese
weather balloon could glean from drifting aimlessly across America that
you would otherwise not know. Like, what did they learn
cloudy in North Dakota today? What did they learn?

Speaker 2 (21:37):
Maybe?

Speaker 1 (21:40):
So these drones which are legal in New Jersey for
recreation and commercial use but subject to FAA regulations and
flight restrictions, they say, well, and we know that they've
been near a military research facility, but.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
That's harmless and a golf course. Are they going to
get out of that flying over it taking pictures?

Speaker 1 (22:05):
Well?

Speaker 2 (22:06):
Military research?

Speaker 1 (22:07):
Right? Well, that's why I don't know. Why don't the
military people, why don't they blow them out of the sky?

Speaker 2 (22:14):
Wouldn't maybe they work for the military.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
Wouldn't this be fun for them? But some of these
are are pretty big SUVs. I mean, you got you
look up over your neighborhood and there's drones a right, sorry,
drones that there's size of s UK so you're you're
you're walking out in your neighborhood and you look up
in the sky and there's a drone the size of
an suv just kind of drifting over your house or

(22:40):
flying around. You're like, you know, that's that's odd, isn't it.
They're that big, some of them are really they're really
that big.

Speaker 2 (22:47):
So they could absolutely contain weapons. I mean, we've used drones.
I mean, we haven't used drones, right, but we have
used drones to target people in other countries. Right, That's
the way I understand it to have happened.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
Right, So.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
I wouldn't want to be anywhere underneath these things.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
So why had they Haven't they done anything yet? Why
haven't they either taken out this military research facility or
knocked out the eighteenth hole at Trump's Bedminster golf course?

Speaker 2 (23:20):
Because I don't know that they're not hours. It would
seem to me that they are another country and they
don't want to take them out yet. I don't know
anything that the government tells me.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
I say, wait, wait, what, here's the weird thing. I mean,
these drones have been out there for several days, right, Yes,
there have been forty nine reports of drones. That was
just on Sunday night in Hunterdon County, New Jersey, and
since then there people have spotted more of them, So

(24:00):
obviously the operators aren't real concerned about getting quote unquote caught.
What are you supposed to do? You see a drone
flying over there? You call nine to one one. You know,
some fantastic member of law enforcement's going to go like,
all right, there's the drone. I don't know where the
operator is. I'll try and follow it when it finally lands,

(24:22):
but they're going to turn the lights off and dive
up undercover, fly off undercover of night. I don't have
the ability to track this. The FAA says, well, it's
not over military space, so we're not gonna scramble fighter
jets and go shoot these things out of the sky.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
What if? First of all, I want to know what
is going on in New Jersey that they need that much.
You ever been to Jerah?

Speaker 1 (24:50):
Not a lot? Okay, not a lot going as New
Jersey not a bad place. New Jersey gets a bad
rap because so much of media comes out of New
York and they make folks about New Jersey. I've got
family that lives in New Jersey. It's fine.

Speaker 2 (25:05):
It's New Jersey.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
It's yeah. New Jersey is fine. It's the Garden state, and.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
It's better than it's not for everyone, right anyway.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
It's expensive. Something like ninety eight percent of New Jersey
residents live and what is officially an urban area. There's
really no rural of which to speak in New Jersey.
You're you're either close enough to New York City, Newark, Paramise,

(25:38):
you know whatever, Trenton. You know that ninety eight percent
of residents in New Jersey effectively live in an urban area. Weird.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
I don't know that. You couldn't say that about many cities.
And when you're talking about that, we're also the population states. Okay,
all right, well maybe yeah, you could say it about
the state. But you're going to always have more peace
living in urban settings. What if they what if the
plan was to completely take over whatever this country, people, whatever,

(26:12):
They're not gonna do that way with drones because they
because you can target people, because you can target people
your drones.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
Here comes the crazy. You can't let me recaple. You
just said, what if they want to take over people
in this country with drones? What the hell does that mean?

Speaker 2 (26:28):
I don't know. Here's what I do know. Here's what
they do know. If you are going to use drones
in a nefarious way, you would need millions of them.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
Right, So if you just are one, really big one sit, well.

Speaker 2 (26:42):
Then it's not a drone anymore. Now it's a ship.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
I want to see that. I want someone to make
a drone the size of the UFO from Independence Day
and just fly that over the city and see what happens.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
But you are desensitizing people now with a cloud of
drones are gathering. What do you call a bunch of drones?
I know crows are a murder of drones. A murder
of drones.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
We can do that based on what you're saying.

Speaker 2 (27:08):
Okay, so you see a murder of drones in one place,
and then do you start to see them a few
here and a few there. You were going to be
desensitized to a large gathering of drones, a large murder
of drones if they start showing up over your place.
Oh look, this happened in New Jersey. This can't mean anything.
But what if we're being desensitized to the site of

(27:31):
them for a much bigger plan.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
Cheryl was part of a murder On Thanksgiving, Cheryl was
Cheryl Crow got together with her family, the Crows. There
was a murder of them. I like it, Thank you so.
And based on what you're saying, you walk out to
get the mail and you look up and you see

(27:55):
a drone and you're immediately so captivated that now you
have fallen under their spell and you're just no, they're
going they're going to take us over with drones? Are
they hypnotizing us? No? You know that Amazing Crescan died.
I didn't know that the Amazing Crescan died.

Speaker 2 (28:15):
He knew it.

Speaker 1 (28:15):
He knew it was coming eighty nine years old, and
he said that They said he was ten days away
from retirement.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
See retirement kills you.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
The amazing No, he's still he was still working.

Speaker 2 (28:34):
Yeah, but his body knew we're not going to have
anything to do for the next thirty minutes.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
But that's that was actually one of his one of
his joke lines. I guess he was asked like, are
you ever going to retire? He says, yeah, I plan
on retiring ten days after I pass away. Ah See
that's a good line. The Amazing Krascan is dead at
the age of eighty nine. If you're of a certain age,
that's that's the name you recognize.

Speaker 2 (29:01):
So he died ten days before he before retirement and
said he was going to retire ten day ten days.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
After he retired.

Speaker 2 (29:08):
Yeah, he dies.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
The amazing Cresken would go and do a show. In
case you don't know who he is described as a
mentalist performer. He would perform these psychic feats, but never
claim to have any kind of psychic powers. He said,
I'm not a mind reader, I'm not a hypnotist, I'm
not a fortune teller. I'm just looking at the science

(29:31):
of some of these things that we do. And he says,
I'm a scientist, and I'm a researcher in the field
of suggestion and extra sensory perceptions. And he says, I
only perform what I discover. And he would ask people
when he go into a theater or a college or
whatever and do a show, he say, hide my paycheck.

(29:52):
If I can't find my paycheck, I shouldn't get paid.
And in decades of performing, he only lost out on
his payday nine.

Speaker 2 (30:04):
Times, nine times, nine nine nine.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
Nine times Ferris Bueller's day off. They probably burnt his
paycheck in those instances.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
I think he probably asked for it later for your show.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
Probably not. You probably lie well I didn't find it,
which would be a great way. If you want to
have the amazing Crescin come play your college and you
don't want to pay him, just say, well, you got
to find your paycheck. Oh didn't find it. It's not
so amazing, are you.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
Well, he's not going to find it now he might,
he's not going to perform.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
Now, amazing Crescin. He was still performing around three hundred
shows a year into his eighties. That's enough to be
the amazing Crescin. What a great name. Of all the Crescins,
he is the most amazing.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
Well maybe he was killed because he was part of
the drone uh setting that up to get us all desensitized.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
Yeah, I know I asked for it. I said give
me your most crazy.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
That's crazy though.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
I love the way you phrased that, that they're desensitizing us.
What makes you think that Americans aren't already desensitized to Oh,
we are just about everything.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
We are. Definitely we are. People like to call it
a sleep you need to wake up. No, you're just
you've just been desensitized to.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
Anyone who, at this time of year can watch the
Charlie Brown Christmas Special and not get emotional, or here
I'll be home for Christmas and not get emotional, has
been desensitized by drones. You've gotten, say that you've gotten.
I'm saying that you've got no soul left, probably sucked
away by drones. Have you been to New Jersey lately, Scott?

(31:53):
There are some things that apparently has just been indecent
to uh mention. And you can't mention how much you wait,
it would be in decent because it would cause other
women to go, wow, she must look great, and then
they would feel bad about themselves. That's why you can't
say how much you way.

Speaker 2 (32:09):
Let me just put it this way. It's a lot.
And when I accidentally looked at the file from the
you know when you get your physical because I never
let them tell me what I weigh. When I accidentally
looked at it, I about fell over. But I mean
that would have caused an earthquake or something if I had.
But I about fell over. I never in my life

(32:30):
have I weighed this much.

Speaker 1 (32:31):
Never ever did you get weighed late in the day
with shoes on it.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
It wouldn't have mattered.

Speaker 1 (32:35):
It's so far over.

Speaker 2 (32:36):
It is so far over the mark that it's ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
You gotta if you get weighed you generally. I just
did my biometric screening for work this week because we
have to get it done by the end of the
year so we get a savings on our health insurance premiums.
They don't care whether we're healthy. My blood try it
type could be gravy. They don't care. They just care
that I do the screening. Tell that to the person

(33:01):
in there and they're like, have you been fasting? No,
no one cares. And they said, do you want to
take your shoes off and weigh you? No, no one cares.
They just need me to get at them next time. So, yeah,
if you get, if you get, if you get weighed
late in the day with shoes on, it adds thirty
seven pounds.

Speaker 2 (33:18):
Oh thirty seven Yeah, so you no only have twenty
five more to go.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
Fine. Isn't your birthday coming up?

Speaker 2 (33:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (33:23):
Are you going to be here on your birthday?

Speaker 2 (33:24):
Probably?

Speaker 1 (33:25):
So next week I am Yes, Happy birthday. Fox and
KFAB News updates next and then we'll talk about Bill
Belichick and his girlfriend I'm looking here at the number
of students at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill.
Let's say we'll roughly say thirty thousand students, say half
of them are female students. If just one percent of

(33:52):
the fifteen thousand female students at the University of North Carolina,
if only one percent of those girls would be inclined
to date a guy in his seventies, that's a pool
of approximately one hundred and fifty female students at the
University of North Carolina that Bill Belichick, the new head

(34:14):
football coach at North Carolina, could potentially pull from in
finding his next or another girlfriend in case you don't know,
and it would be just fine if you didn't Bill Belichick. Here,
let's start slow here, Lucy, do you know who Bill
Belichick is?

Speaker 2 (34:34):
Like a coach or something for maybe basketball.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
Maybe at maybe football, maybe.

Speaker 2 (34:40):
The se Do you work for us?

Speaker 1 (34:46):
No, he didn't work for Nebraska, not yet. He won
six Super Bowls with the New England Patriots.

Speaker 2 (34:55):
He could work for us.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
He's seventy two years old. He just got hired to
be the head coach at the University of North Carolina.
Why would I even bring up that maybe they're potentially
one hundred and fifty girls that might be interested in
him because he's been dating now for about a year
or so, a girl who is now twenty four years old,

(35:18):
she's about fifty years younger than he is. Now. This
is given a lot of hope to guys in their
seventies going, maybe there is maybe maybe there, Maybe there
are girls, you know co Ed's girls in their early
twenties who want a piece of some experienced man meet

(35:42):
someone like me. Maybe.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
Ew, did you just say experienced man meet?

Speaker 1 (35:47):
This is nothing I was saying. I'm not in my seventies.
I'm not saying this. I'm I'm quoting your grandpa or
you know. People could be well, he's pretty experienced. There
are guys guys out there in their seventies and probably eighties, going,
you know what, maybe I can still close this deal. Okay,

(36:08):
let's let's narrow this down. I'm not going to say
that it couldn't happen for you. Right. First of all,
are you rich? If the answer is yes, please continue
down this path. If the answer is no, ooh, that's
going to I'm not going to say that there aren't Wait.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
Is this a college? Co ed talking or what who
was doing this questioning? I am and who are you questioning?

Speaker 1 (36:37):
Guys in their seventies. I think that they have a
shot with girls under twentyes.

Speaker 2 (36:40):
Oh okay, I get it now, I get it.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
Are you rich?

Speaker 2 (36:43):
Are you rich?

Speaker 1 (36:44):
Are you a rich either you know someone from the
world of athletics or rock and roll? If the If
you are a rich person, it probably doesn't even matter
where you got your money if you're If you're a
rich guy, it doesn't matter if you're good looking, It
doesn't matter if you have a personality or not. Bill

(37:06):
Belichick has not shown a great deal of personality generally.
When we've seen this guy on TV. He's been scowling
on the sidelines, wearing a hoodie and kind of looking
like Anne Ramsey mama for Telly from the Goonies. Just
they're cold on the sidelines up in New England. It's
raining or snowing or both. He looks miserable. He's scowling,

(37:30):
and he looks like he wants to say, oh oh,
and you come to the poop. Anne Ramsey from what's
her hometown, Omaha, Nebraska, It is yep, the great Anne
Ramsey throw Mama from the Train, Goonies, Scrooge. No, not

(37:52):
the Fountainhead. This is so much better. This is Anne Ramsey.
This is you know, the Ladies, Mama for Telly from
the Goonies. Fy all those sides fives, you know, Ann Ramsey.
Good stuff. Anyway, Bill Belichick kind of looked like her
stand on the sidelines, all cold and grumpy, mad. And

(38:13):
there was me and there I know, but there was
at least one girl watching this, a teenager at the time,
going someday, if I play my cards right, I can
get me some of that. And then they ended up
meeting some time ago and oh that actually it wasn't
even last year. They started dating back in twenty twenty one.

(38:37):
She was twenty years old and still in college. He
was in his late sixties. Now, look, I'm not in
my seventies. I'm not in my late sixties or my seventies.
But if I play my cards right, I will live
that long. And there's really no chance that my wife

(38:58):
will stick it out that long. She'll be I will be.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
She does, She'll say, yeah, I go you At that
point again, she will.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
She will have moved on in her life. No one
including me will blame her. So I'm probably gonna be
alone and grumpy looking in my at about the age
of seventy, and I like the idea that maybe there's
a girl in her early twenties who's who's like, you
know what. I kind of like the the sound of

(39:28):
maybe spending some time with that.

Speaker 2 (39:30):
Not if you don't have money.

Speaker 1 (39:31):
Now he just got hired. Now, I you know, the
most miserable person in America right now is Bill Belichick's girlfriend. Now,
she tried to put on a brave face. She had
kind of a funny statement when Bill Belichick got hired
by North Carolina to be their head football coach of
their college football team. She posted on Instagram said We're

(39:53):
on to Chapel Hill, which football fans will note was
a nod to the quote from Belichick during one of
their Super Bowl runs We're on to Cincinnati, as people
were once again ruling the New England Patriots out, and
we're on to Cincinnati, Like next up, who's next the Bengals,

(40:14):
Let's go. So now it's we're on to Chapel Hill.
So she tried to put on a brave face, but
you know, she's like, if even one percent of the
female student population at Chapel Hill is potentially into a
guy in his seventies. That's one hundred and fifty. Now,
one percent of any kind of female population is not

(40:36):
a lot. But if it's one hundred and fifty girls
and you're in your early seventies, you would be like
one hundred and fifty. I'd love it if it was
just like four or five, but potentially one hundred and
fifty might want to, you know, spend some time with me.
That she's got to compete with one hundred and fifty

(40:57):
girls who are younger, maybe more attractive, and don't have
crazy eyes. So she's probably probably pretty upset right now.

Speaker 2 (41:06):
I don't think she's going to be upset. And if
this is what we are going to judge relationships on,
how many are there available to me to cheat on you,
to leave you, to find somebody new, whatever, how many
are available, if that's what you're going to base a
relationship on, Oh, we're living on a desert island. There's
nobody else available, so you're good. I mean, that's that's ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
It's no, it's always been about the opportunity. You know you,
so you be walking along not even interested in going
out on a date or meeting anyone, And next thing,
you know, one hundred and fifty Collogills show up and
they're like, where do we get in line to maybe
spend some time with Fine, you weren't even thinking about it,

(41:50):
and yeah, now suddenly you're like, you know what, let's uh,
let's let's do the bachelor thing here. Let's see what
this is all about.

Speaker 2 (41:57):
So what you just said, That's fine if that's what
he wants to do. But this girlfriend of his, she
can't be of She can't think that because there's one
hundred and fifty girls that might want her. Man, she's
going to be all upset and have to be in
competition over it.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
Oh she should, Bill Bellich.

Speaker 2 (42:16):
Then they're not together for.

Speaker 1 (42:17):
Love, Bill Belichick is the probably.

Speaker 2 (42:20):
Is that? What did I hit on it right there?

Speaker 1 (42:22):
I don't know. I don't know why they're together. Let
me tell you this. If someone went up to Bill
Belichick and said, you know, your girlfriend, who's fifty years
younger than you is probably not in this for love,
you know what he's going to say, who cares?

Speaker 2 (42:38):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (42:39):
What in the world makes you think I care?

Speaker 2 (42:42):
Okay? Then then if she wants to hang out with
him and she's not in love with them, then yeah,
I guess she does have some work to do maybe,
but that's the what she's decided to do though.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
Yeah, but you know, people have been wondering, like, why
is Bill Belichick even going back into coaching at the
college level because there might be one hundred and fifty
girls that maybe one of them could be his next girlfriend.
And I think this gives a lot of guys hope.

(43:12):
Now they might think I'm not rich, But did Bill
Belichick get his riches by being the best coach of
all time? Or was he just blessed to get six
Super Bowl rings because he had the greatest championship quarterback
of all time in Tom Brady. Oh so maybe you're thinking,
but I don't have that kind of money. You don't
have to glom on to someone who you can ride

(43:35):
their coat tails to some level of success and money,
and then you could potentially parlay that into a girlfriend
who's fifty years younger than you.

Speaker 2 (43:44):
I have heard it said that the hardest job you
will ever have is being married to somebody with money.
I've heard that said. So that's a lot of work.
If she doesn't want to do the work, or if
they're not in love, then what's the problem.

Speaker 1 (44:05):
That's why, that's why I love my wife because she
was with me before I had all this money and fame.
I mean, when we met, I was in my mid twenties,
I had nothing, and now here we are, all these
years later, I still have nothing and she's still with me,

(44:25):
which proves to me now she's not in it for
the money, she's not in it for my fame, because
I don't have any of those things.

Speaker 2 (44:34):
So it's it's a beautiful thing to.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
Think of it. I don't know why she's with me,
but I expect I'll be in my seventies and i'd
be interested in getting to know some, you know, college girls,
because one of them, one of them might end up
being my mother in law someday.

Speaker 3 (44:51):
Scott voices news Radio eleven.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
To do the math. It checks out. Dave emails and says,
good for her, good for him for knowing how to
spend the cash. I'm going to get myself a little
going away present, and Dave says, sorry, I love my wife.
I'm not sure that I fully understood everything that Dave
just said, but I think that he's looking like a

(45:15):
lot of guys are at the I mean, this isn't
even a May December romance. This is like January New
Year's Eve. He's fifty. Bill Belichick is fifty years older,
about about fifty years older than his girlfriend who they
met when he was in his late sixties, and she
was barely out of her teens as a college student.

(45:39):
So you wonder why why would he go back, come
out of retirement, go coach in college. Well, as I said,
about fifteen thousand female students at North Carolina, if only
one percent might be interested in dating a guy in
his early seventies, that's one hundred and fifty girls. That's
a lot of girls. I mean, the math checks out.

(46:00):
Even if it's only half of one percent, that's seventy
five girls. You know how many college students. You know
how many college girls would be interested in me? If
I went on to a college campus and said, hello, ladies,
you know how many of them would be interested in me?
Approximately zero point zero zero percent.

Speaker 2 (46:22):
Oh, now, don't be so hard on yourself. Some of
the professors might like you.

Speaker 1 (46:27):
Which ones

Speaker 3 (46:29):
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