Lying Liars Gonna Lie

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Scott Vordie.

Speaker 2 (00:01):
I'm lying there after midnight and I'm just so incredibly
jealous of these people, Lucy that they get on the
radio and it's it's, you know, a man and a woman,
and everyone thinks they're married. It turns out they're not

(00:22):
many instances, but they do the the morning radio show
on a music station. It gets the it's the Fancy
Pants ninety eight Morning Show, and I'm I'm Larry and
your Judy and we get on there and say what
do you like on your hamburger? You like catch up

(00:42):
or you mustard? And I'm thinking about that, going, what
a great job. When I started off in broadcasting, I
guess I could have gone that route. Just get on
there and just be a music jock, a DJ, and just.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Why didn't you and and just just.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Every day just get on there and go, hey, here's
one you haven't heard for three and a half hours.
It's Blue Oyster Cult. Don't Fear the Reaper cowbell bump
bump bump, And everyone's like, yeah, man, I love this jam,
this is my jam. And I'm like, you have so few,
so few brain cells left that you hear, don't not

(01:23):
that don't fear the Reaper isn't a great song. It's
a great song. I gotta have more cowbell Baby, But
I mean, who's who really? What titans of industry on
a daily basis, or like, if I don't hear a
little bit of blue Oyster cult, I just can't get
through my day. And I was thinking about all of

(01:46):
this because there was a post on Facebook from a
dear friend of mine back from school. I've got a
wonderful panoramic of view of all the peace people I've
met throughout my entire life as part of my Facebook page,
and a lot of people I've never met, and they
all have a variety of opinions. And this person's opinion

(02:11):
was that we need to protect trans kids. And I'm
just lying there after midnight, going what what are you
talking about? First of all, protect protect from what? Protect? Yeah?
Protect from you know, people just just slapping them, stop that,

(02:32):
you know, from killing them. This doesn't have They are
already laws against murder and abuse trans kids. How old
are these kids? Pre pubescent? Are we talking about kids
being seven? Are we talking about kids being seventeen? And
do you know that even in the most liberal states,

(02:58):
with incredibly few exceptions, you can't wheel in at ten
year old and go, ah, we knew it a transgender
kid right here, Let's go ahead and get that gender
reassignment surgery scheduled here for what can we do it today?
Sometime next week. They're not going to do that. They're

(03:19):
not gonna do gender reassignments. Oh yeah, they do. All
these states they have something called gender affirming care. You
know what that is? In most instances they'll they'll no,
it's not surgery, and it's not even like hormone blockers
and puberty blockers and hormone therapy and all the rest
of that stuff. And the overwhelming majority of cases, affirming

(03:42):
care is a doctor, not a psychiatrist. We don't want
to call them that. Who sits with your kid and says, okay,
so so you think you're a girl, tell me more
about this, and then they will kind of let that
play out. In most instances, they're really careful not to

(04:06):
say that it's mental health therapy for a kid who
thinks he's the other gender or she's the other gender.
They're really careful about that. Now. A few years ago
they weren't. They would say, yeah, that's a form of
mental health issue. So when this person gets on, Oh,

(04:28):
I don't know what network this individual was on. I
was an ac LU lawyer who would not refer to
biological women or even women. They were talking about biological
women a ka women, and this individual kept referring to
them as non transgender women. You've got transgender women and

(04:52):
non transgender women.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
Well does he have that same standard for men?

Speaker 2 (04:57):
Probably? And so I'm looking, I'm thinking about this post
like protect trans kids. I'm like, this is such a
fake argument on every level. It's a fake argument, and
they know it's a fake argument. And it's the same
thing here in this story from KMTV three news. Now,

(05:21):
here's the first part of this story from Channel three
here in Omaha. Says, for years, it was a common
practice that ICE agents wouldn't arrest non violent people in
places like churches and schools, but now President Trump wants
to change that. That is an absolute asterisk. Lie, why

(05:51):
an asterisk? Because if you are in a battle, if
you're in a war, you don't you ever see them
Anchorman parts of it. This is the part where everyone
else has seen and enjoys a great movie. And Lucy's like,
I was bored. I turned it off after eight minutes.
But whatever. In the movie Anchorman, they're getting ready to

(06:16):
have an Anchorman fight. All the the anchormen from all
the various you know, TV stations are out there, and
you would like that scene, Lucy, because your man Vince
Vaughn is uh wes man tooth and he's in this.

Speaker 3 (06:31):
Scene leaving to watch it now, so you would.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
You would like it. And so you've got uh Ron Burgundy,
Will Ferrell's news crew, and then Vince Vaughan's news crew,
and then Ben Stiller shows up, and and uh Luke Wilson,
and you got all these these news crews to show
up and they're gonna have a fight. And they say, oh, well,
first first thing in the we are the ground rules,

(06:54):
and and that is no no punching in the face,
Like well, obviously you know we're because we're TV anchormen
and we make money with our face. And in a battle,
you don't lay out the ground rules because you know
that your enemy is not going to follow them.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
I didn't know that. Is that something that everybody's known
for a long time?

Speaker 2 (07:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (07:21):
What was it?

Speaker 3 (07:21):
In fight Club?

Speaker 2 (07:22):
And their general there fight Club was much more gentlemanly
than war and right now America is under siege. So
when they when they go to Trump's people and say, now,
wait a second, you just sign this documentation that the
ICE agents could Immigration Customs Enforcement ICE agents could go

(07:46):
into like a church or a school to arrest someone,
and they said, yes, we absolutely could. And of course
the media knows that doesn't mean. You know, some guys
who was brought here by his parents illegally and was
essentially raised here, has a job, has a family, never

(08:11):
has had so much as a parking ticket in his life.
And they want you to think that ICE is going
to go in there and go all right, Louise, come
with us, and then they're gonna go into the schools
and grab his kids, like but we were born here, Yeah,
not anymore. And he just pulls them all out and

(08:31):
these are like nice people and like, nope, sorry, illegal immigrants,
get out, your illegal aliens, you know, get out, And
then that's not what we're talking about, and everyone knows
that's not what we're talking about. In fact, let's take
a look and see what the borders are. Tom Homan
and Immigrations Customs Enforcement has been doing. This week, Trump

(08:56):
took the oath of office on Monday. ICE just in
Boston has already made eight arrests, including individuals who are
associated with a South American gang called MS thirteen. These

(09:17):
are people who are suspects in murders and sexual assaults.
One individual was a gang member from Haiti with eighteen
convictions in recent years, not in Haiti, in America, eighteen
convictions in America in recent years. And so Fox News

(09:40):
had a reporter there listening to this guy who's looking
at the media yelling, I ain't going back to Haiti, Blank, Trump,
Biden forever. I mean, you would think like this seems
like it's all made up when they say it's not.
But they got these guys here MS thirteen gang members.

(10:02):
These are people who were rated in Boston because Boston
is a sanctuary city, and Tom Holman and ICE just
told Boston this is America. We don't have sanctuary cities anymore.
When you're at war with violent gang members who are
wanted in murders and assaults and the proliferation of drugs,

(10:28):
domestic violence, weapons cases, there are no sanctuary cities here
in America. There's no sanctuary place here in America. Because
if you got people who have no problem coming across
the border, either with kids that they intend on trafficking,
or coming across to here with drugs that they hope

(10:49):
to hook your kids on and potentially kill them or
assault your kids, or murder your family or whatever. And
Trump comes into office and the media says, but you're
not going to send immigrations and Customs enforcement into churches,
are you? We're schools? And President Trump and Tom Holman say, well, no,

(11:10):
we're not going to go and do a church. Churches
are you is a literal sanctuary, and we would never
send agents into church. Well, guess what suddenly your church
is full of gang members, thugs, drug dealers, human traffickers,
and Methodists. There's your seventies movie reference for this segment

(11:32):
of the radio program.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
No, I don't have anything if it's from the seventies
Blazing saddles.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
Oh so if you tell these criminals we're not going
to go into the churches and schools, then the churches
and schools will be home base for criminals. And there
are even these guilty, well intentioned liberal people who are like, well,
you can hide out here. I'm sure that even though

(11:59):
you have faced tattoos and you're carrying a bunch of guns,
including sums appointed at me. I'm sure it's because of society.
And if you just come in here and do our sanctuary,
then you'll be fine. They would absolutely provide sanctuary for
these people, because this country has provided sanctuary for these
people and that ends now. And part of that ending

(12:21):
is saying, yeah, there's no place you can hide. Church's schools. Yeah,
if we've got MS thirteen gang members, Haitian drug lords
and you know, morning traffic reporters hold up in there.
I mean, the real scum of society hold up in there,
and we know they're in that church. We're going into
that church just seeing if you're paying attention to always. Now,

(12:46):
that was just in Boston this week. In these first
hours of the Trump administration, ICE has made more than
four hundred and sixty arrests across the country of illegal
immigrants with criminal hits that includes sexual assault, domestic violence, murder, drugs,
weapons crimes. These arrests took place across the United States,

(13:07):
including not just Boston, but Illinois, Utah, California, Minnesota, New York, Florida,
and Maryland.

Speaker 3 (13:14):
So what were they arrested for?

Speaker 2 (13:17):
And lots of instances. These are people who were arrested
and charged with something let out of prison because they
weren't detained and they didn't show up for the court cases,
and so they've got warrants out for their arrests. These
are people, and these four hundred and sixty arrests, it's like, well,

(13:37):
you're just going out just grabbing a bunch of you know,
Mexican people. These people are from Afghana in alphabetical order,
Thank you for that. Afghanistan and Gola, Bolivia, Brazil, Colombia,
the Dominican Republic, Ecuador, l Salvador, Guatemala, Honduras, Mexico, Nicaragua, Senegal,

(13:57):
and Venezuela. We have had a number of people from
around the world thinking I can just make it to
America and do whatever I want, and they have and
Trump just said and that ends now. And people are like,
but you're not gonna go into a school, are you.
You're just gonna go in there and just grab kids

(14:18):
without proper documentation. You're gonna grab them, And well, yeah,
if those kids are guilty of murder, yes, that's another
thing about this. I'll get into that next. Scott. I
spent way too much time on yesterday's show aka the

(14:38):
Pack of Live Show aka Beating a Dead Horse Radio.
And that is one of the promises I make to you.
No one will beat a dead horse more than me,
including whether it's a topic I really get into, whether
it's that day or every single day, or whether it's
the topic of beating dead horses. I will beat me

(15:02):
some dead horses, not any live horses. They have to
have already lived long, full lives by the time I
come across them, or having been put to death because
they're evil terrorist horses when they end up in that state,
I will beat those dead horses, and only then with
reckless abandon not because I want to do it, but

(15:25):
because I have to do it. So where was I, Oh, yeah,
beating the dead horse yesterday? About this kid in a
school in Council Bluffs who told his teacher you can't
teach me, I'm going to take a nap, And the
security officer had to come in there because this kid's
been in trouble all year and they're like, come on,

(15:45):
come on out. The kid wouldn't leave, so the security
officer like tries to pat him, like you're trying to
like I'm trying to wake up my teenage son in
the morning. Come on, get up, Come on, Bud, come on,
come on, get get up, Get up, And the kid
gets up and pushes the security officer. It starts cussing
at him, you know, leaking class all over the classroom.

(16:09):
So we talked about that yesterday, and that's why I
bring it up again today because I think it's hilarious
that they are all these schools now coming out there
and telling the local media OPS is one of them.
There's a number of stories here in all the different
media outlets talking about Omaha Public schools OPS saying we

(16:31):
just want everyone to know that we're not working with
the Trump administration. We don't know who's in our schools
illegally or legally. We don't ask for that kind of documentation.
When you show up here to class, we educate you,
and we make it our business to just really take
care of these kids. And I'm like, oh, for crap's sake,
no you don't. You've got kids in there and just

(16:55):
about every single classroom who are detrimental to the learning environment.
They are distractions, or they are threats, or they're brand
new because they were threats and distractions at a different school,
and rather than do anything meaningful about it, we just
put them in a different school. So the teachers go

(17:15):
to the administration and say I've got a distracting threat
in the classroom, and for a while they're like, can
you just please deal with it? And then finally the
kid grabs a weapon or something like that. Right, I
guess we got to throw this kid out of here,
and they move them to a different school. And then
they take that same threat from a different school and
move it right back into where this other kid was sitting.

(17:36):
And it's a revolving door of injustice in our schools.
And you've got good kids sitting there, going are we
actually going to learn anything today? What is this how
school has always been? Yeah, since they newtered teachers in education,
that's how school's been. It's a fairly recent development. So

(17:56):
when OPS comes out and says like, we're just here
for the kids, I would love that please be there
for the kids, I don't even I'm not talking about
nor do I care about documentation right now. But since
you brought it up, that's a lie too. You know
exactly who is not documented in your schools, Because over

(18:16):
the last four years in the Biden administration, they've been
bringing in waves and waves of people, many of them
are children, and they go to the schools for the
start of the school year somewhere in midstream in the
school year, and the school says, well, we have a
policy here at the school that we need to make
sure you have all of your health records and all
of this. We've got to put something in the system.

(18:38):
And the Biden administration said, no, you don't need that
for these kids. Just put them in class. We'll figure
it out later. And so now you've got kids in
class with tuberculosis and various other things we really haven't
seen in this country because they don't have any health records. Now,
if you were born and raised here and you try

(18:58):
and put your kid into school without any health records,
they won't let that kid in class. But if you
got here on the latest tuna truck and you try
and put your kid in class or like, please right
this way, have a seat, they know exactly who's who. Now.
I'm not even going to sit here and suggest that
they turn over that list to the Trump administration, because frankly,

(19:20):
the priority is such that right now they're getting gang
members and murderers and drug dealers and human traffickers. You
know some kid who the only problem we have here
is that this kid doesn't have health records or documentation
is pretty low on that list. I don't know that
we get to that kid in our lifetimes. I hope

(19:43):
that at some point there's a fair offer made to
that family saying, look, we know you're not in this
country legally. Here's a process to get that worked out.
You're good people, you haven't caused any problem with the law.
Your kids don't even have lice. So here's the process
to streamline you with some sort of documentation so you

(20:05):
don't have to live your life fearing that Trump is
going to come over there with his big bald friend
Tom and drag you out of a classroom or a
church or something and take you across the border when
you've never even been so far south in your adult life.
As Plattsmith, that needs to happen too. But when Ops
comes out and says, well, we don't have any documentation,

(20:27):
we don't know which kids are which, yes, you do,
you're lying. And you also know that we're not talking
about Trump coming over there and grabbing all these kids
without documentation. You should have done it, though, you should
because the strain on our resources for property taxes going
to schools and education when our kids have to have

(20:48):
health documentation and all the rest of this stuff before
they're into a classroom and someone else can just show
up here and they get everything not fair. Costs a
lot of money and it's a huge drain on financial
resources for his education. So to be more fair for
the other students and the taxpayers in the district, you

(21:08):
should be a lot stronger on this front, but you're not.
You won't even do anything about the American kids who
are threats and distractions in the classroom. And if by
all means one of them ever does try and get
escorted out by a security officer, he and his dad
will just go on TV and go where you go do.
By the way, I did think a lot last night

(21:30):
about I wonder if this kid's dad's gonna come fight me,
because I would if I were him. Some blowhard on
the radio is talking about my kid, and I'm already
I'm already, you know, in a certain level of scumbaggery,
I'd probably want to go fight that guy.

Speaker 3 (21:46):
You shouldn't say anything.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
So I didn't identify the kid's last name. I uh,
you know, so, I I don't want that guy to
come fight me, but it it was a consideration because
I would probably do the same thing if I were him.
But until then, we'll get to a Fox News update next.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
Scott Voices News Radio eleven to ten KFAB.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
I'm your mid morning radio personality, the effervescent and glistening
Scott Vorhees over there, the uh with an extra bit
of retsin this morning, Lucy Chapman, you're fresh and minty
radio team on Nebraska's news, weather and traffic station.

Speaker 3 (22:32):
What exactly is retsin, I.

Speaker 2 (22:35):
Don't know, but if you have an extra an extra
Apparently there's a little bit of retsin in several things,
but very few things have an extra Okay, Ben, I
have it of retsin? Oh, yes, okay, I'll take it.
Yes you do. So we've been talking this morning here.
When I say we, I mean I've been monopolizing the

(22:55):
conversation here, responding to, among other things, the story from
kma TV. I didn't even I mean I printed out
most of the story. I can't get past the first line.
First line in the story from KMTV three News Now
is for years, it was a common practice that ICE
agents wouldn't arrest nonviolent people in places like churches and schools.

(23:19):
But now President Trump wants to change that. It's the
opening line in the story here from KMTV. No, he doesn't.
President Trump has never said, nor does he want to

(23:39):
send immigration into churches and schools to arrest nonviolent people.
If you look at what's been happening four hundred and
sixty arrests of people just this week by Immigration customs
enforcement in sanctuary communities Boston, Chicago, I mean Minneapolis. They've

(24:00):
been going in there. They've been telling people you can't
hide anywhere in this country. That includes Boston, that includes
a church if necessary, because if we tell you, hey,
here are the rules, no touching of the hair or face,
then you're just gonna go hide in that church. And yes,
there's your nineties or two thousands movie reference for this

(24:25):
segment of the radio program.

Speaker 3 (24:26):
Now, before we do this, let's go over the ground rules.
Rule number one, no touching of the hair or face.
Of course, I'm not it.

Speaker 2 (24:43):
That's not Dodgeball, that's an anchorman.

Speaker 3 (24:47):
Dodgeball was a good guess.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
Dodgeball is a great movie. I forgot. Tim Robbins is
in that scene too from public television, No commercials, No
mercy love that movie. And by the way, Ron Burgundy,
there Will Ferrell said no touching to the hair and face,
and then they start punching each other and hitting each

(25:10):
other in the hair and face. So just because you
lay out ground rules in a battle doesn't mean that
your enemy is going to follow them. So when Trump
says We're gonna go round up very bad people who
are already wanted by law enforcement on a variety of
really bad charges, and they're like, but are you gonna

(25:31):
go get nonviolent people and churches? What are you talking about?
No one. We just picked up a guy, a Haitian
gang member with eighteen convictions. In recent years, he has
skipped out, he hasn't shown up for court. He continues
to not be detained by a sanctuary community in Boston.

(25:55):
We got him. What in the world makes you think that, yeah,
once we get him, then we're we're gonna go find
nonviolent people in your church? What makes you think that?
Nothing other than your a bunch of bleeding hearts And
you want to lie to people and make them think
that Trump's just rounding up people with a decent tan
with so much as a decent tan. So we've been

(26:19):
talking about that this morning. Emails via Scott at kfab
dot com. Scott says, what you just told me right
there is exactly why I gave up watching local news
a long time ago. All of our local news stations
are basically MSNBC or CNN. No, we have some great

(26:45):
people on local news that provide fantastic news and weather information, sports,
really good people who do not want to participate in
some of the big battles of the day. Good people,
and they're easy on the eyes. I mean, you can

(27:08):
you can present to me the worst news possible, you know,
you could. You could tell me, Scott, your grandma's on fire. Man.
That's terrible. That's terrible. But if Rob McCartney tells me
my grandma's on fire, or John Nicely or Brian Mastery
or Mike McKnight or Emily Roller or Mary Nelson, if

(27:30):
they come to me and say, uh, Scott, your grandma's
on fire, I'm like, oh, that's that's okay. I mean,
if John Nicely tells me.

Speaker 3 (27:40):
That what happened to you, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
I get lost in his eyes. So we got some
good people out there, and we got some people who
either want to fight these cultural battles and lie to you,
or they're just ignorant because they're young and they're green,
and they they think that this is journalism. They think
it's journalism to say Trump wants to go into the

(28:05):
churches and arrest nonviolent people. Could be just that they're
young and ignorant. We've all been there. I remember when
I was young and ignorant, and now I'm old and ignorant. Well,
I'm middle aged and ignorant. Here's something that Trump did

(28:26):
this week. He has reinstalled the red button in the
Oval office. Remember the red button.

Speaker 3 (28:32):
I didn't realize it was gone.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
Not that red button. Is there really a red button
in the Oval office where you can accidentally bump that
button and start nuclear war?

Speaker 3 (28:43):
Well, I didn't know you could accidentally oop.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
Whoops. I was just moving some papers around and just
started World War three. Now he installed the diet coke button.
He's got a red button that was there during his
presidency that first time, and now they've reinstalled. It's a
it's a red valet button he can use. He can
press the button and someone gets him a diet coke

(29:09):
because Donald Trump, that is his biggest public vice. He
doesn't drink alcohol, he doesn't smoke, he doesn't gamble. He's
has some interesting relationships with women. But you know, the
diet coke, that's his big public vice. He loves diet coke.

Speaker 3 (29:28):
If he's drinking that much diet coke, wouldn't it be
easier to just put a little mini fridge down below
his desk.

Speaker 2 (29:35):
You're not going to put a minute. It's not a
college dorm room, Lucy. It's the oval office. It's where
the president does. Does it not have out resident stuff?
I don't know if there's an outlet on the floor. Yeah.
Trump moves in. He puts a little mini fridge over here.
There's a halogen lamp over in the corner.

Speaker 3 (29:53):
Oh yeah, and then old style light bulbs. And he's
the non led.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
And he's running cable from the neighbor's house so he
can get Time Warner cable in his oval office. See yeah,
And I need more floor space here, so we're gonna
put loft beds attached to the ceiling so we can
we can do stuff on the floor. Trump's in there
playing SimCity on his personal computer. Yeah, it's a dorm

(30:20):
room with a mini fridge. Come on, Lucy. By the way,
so Trump put in in another thing, Thanks Joe Biden.
So Trump put in the diet coke button reinstalled in
the Oval office. I don't know why President Biden didn't
have that so someone could bring him as metamucil or
were there's original or whatever. It was serious. Yeah, Biden

(30:42):
had a red button in the office where he could
push a button and they bring him a kid so
he could smell their hair. Oh what, I'm not doing it.
I didn't do it.

Speaker 3 (30:58):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (30:59):
By the way, I got a new mill on that. David,
not on that, but about Biden. David said, when Biden
gave us farewell address, did he say we should fear
a takeover by an oligarchy or the olive Garden? Because
if he said olive garden, that's okay. Their breadsticks are amazing.

Speaker 3 (31:16):
I gotta get in on that.

Speaker 2 (31:18):
They are good. They're not as good as Fazzolei's breadsticks.

Speaker 3 (31:22):
Hmm. Now I know where I'm going after work.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
Man. I hope it is my It is my ever
present wish that you find someone in your life who
loves you as much as I love Fazzole's bread sticks.
Unpaid advertisement for Fazoli's bread Sticks.

Speaker 3 (31:42):
It is a little weird, man.

Speaker 2 (31:44):
I love it. Anytime I'm stuck in the drive through someplace,
I'm like, come on, I got nothing to do, but
I don't like being stuck here. But if I'm stuck
in the Fazoli's bread drive through, I'm like, all right.
Because sometimes if they think that you've been waiting too long,
they give you extra bread.

Speaker 3 (31:59):
Sticks while you're just in there writing love letters to
the bread sticks.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
It's awesome.

Speaker 3 (32:04):
I love your golden shiny.

Speaker 2 (32:07):
Yeah right side, and yes, the way the light listens
off of your buttery sides. What are we talking about?

Speaker 3 (32:23):
Oh yeah, I'm thinking of so many things that I
just need to shut up. No, if I talk about breadsticks.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
Then I'm not taking a break the rest of the morning.
I want. I want an unbroken stream of consciousness from you, unfiltered,
like I've been doing the last couple of no, no, no,
come on, speaking of the Oval Office and Trump and Biden.
So he goes into the Oval Office the other day.

(32:51):
He's like, big deal, I've been here before. He didn't
say that, but he thought it. I couldn't get over
thinking about that the other day watching Trump and Vance
sitting there, and Vance is just taking it all in, like, Wow,
I can't believe this. I'm the vice president of the
United States. A few years ago, I was making whiskey
from a still and now I'm the fighting Now I'm

(33:14):
a heartbeat away from being the commander in chief, the
leader of the free world. I can't believe all of this.
And Trump's just sitting there like, yeah, yeah, it's I
do this every few years. Let's get through the rest
of the pageantry and then we can get to work.
I got a lot of stuff I want to do.
And I don't blame Trump for thinking that, for like,

(33:35):
we've got to start. When people are actively trying to
assassinate you on a daily basis, you tend to want
to shift things into high gear, like I've got to
do a lot of stuff before they succeed. So Trump's
in the Oval office and one of the reporters reminds
him like, hey, you think Santa Claus brought you anything?

(33:56):
You want to look in that desk drawer, and they're like, oh, yeah,
I forgot. It has been traditioned for the outgoing president
to write a little note and leave a note in
the desk drawer there in the Oval Office.

Speaker 3 (34:08):
For I didn't know they left a note. I thought
they signed it.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
No, they write a note and sign it. Sign what
the desk? Again, This isn't a high school theater class
where the graduating class signs their name somewhere backstage. This
is the office.

Speaker 3 (34:25):
They signed the drawer.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
Now, they don't sign the drawer. They leave a note
in the drawer. So Trump's like, oh yeah, And he
opened the drawer and there was a white envelope that
said forty seven. And Trump said, maybe we should all
read it together, but he read it personally while the
media watched him. And he said, oh, it's very nice,

(34:46):
very nice letter. And they said, what's it saying is
I'm not gonna So that lasted like a day and
then he said, all right, here's what the letter said.
You want to know what the letter said, I do.
I'll tell you next Scott. People are emailing and saying
that Kamala harri Us signed the vice president's desk. Well,
who cares. It's the vice president's desk. It's not the

(35:08):
resolute desk in the Oval Office. It's the Vice President's desk.
I mean that's well, I was half right. They got
that at Shopco back in nine eighty five when the
vice president was like, I want someplace to do my homework.
All right, we'll get you a desk. And then they
brought a desk into the Vice President's office and President
Vice President Bush nine n eighty five was in there

(35:30):
and he's setting up all his legos and g I
Joe's on there, and they're like, I thought you said
this was a desk to do your homework. Wait, that's
what happened in my house in nineteen eighty five. I'm
Scott Vorhees. There's Lucy Chapman. So they remind Trump when
he's in the Oval office the other day, like, you
should check the desk drawer and see if you got
a letter. So he opened the letter, read it and

(35:51):
said that's very nice, and they said what's it say?
He goes, I'm not gonna release it. And then the
next day is like, all right, here's the letter. Here's
what President Biden said in the As I take leave
of this sacred office, I wish you and your family
all the best in the next four years. The American
people and people around the world look at this or

(36:11):
look to this house for steadiness in the inevitable storms
of history. And my prayer is that in the coming
years will be a time of prosperity, peace, and grace
for our nation. May God bless you and guide you,
as He has blessed and guided our beloved country since
our founding. Sign Joe, it's a very nice letter. I

(36:33):
don't have a punchline. I don't have a snarky comment.
It's a very nice letter. I wonder who wrote it
for him. Oh, I did have a snarky cano. This
very nice letter. Do you know when that tradition began?
Lucy who was the first president to leave a note
in the White House desk for his predecessor?

Speaker 3 (36:54):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (36:55):
Take a guess.

Speaker 3 (36:57):
I'm going to say, wow, almost Lincoln.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
No, when you're you're close, it is a president. Take
a guess they were, They didn't already laid for the break.
Take a guess.

Speaker 3 (37:10):
Washington.

Speaker 2 (37:11):
No, it wasn't Washington. Much later. Reagan President Ronald W.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
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