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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Scott Vordie in this segment at Gary's request a Trump date.
But first, Lucy chastise me.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Because I can't imagine that I did that you did.
I think you're making it up.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
You chastised me because you said, I can't believe that
you mentioned it was your daughter's birthday, her eighteenth birthday,
yes right yesterday, and you talked about it a little
bit on the show. And you didn't even get even
a little bit choked up. You didn't cry. And Lucy's
(00:33):
actually called me dead inside, which I've been saying about
you for years, so I wanted to that's accurately. That's
what you said, right.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Is exactly what I said, Yes, and I stand by it.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Why would you say that?
Speaker 2 (00:50):
What were you? Do you vividly remember four years ago
in your life? No?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Am I supposed to you? See?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Do you remember anything?
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Four years ago, four years ago, Biden had just been
sworn in and on the day of his inauguration, I
was at one of the best hotels I've ever stayed in.
I actually splurged and spent more than one hundred and
twenty dollars for a hotel room for a change, which
I never do. I don't like to spend more than
one hundred dollars if it's just me, if it's my family,
(01:24):
I might go one sixty. But I stayed a really
nice hotel room on a golf course. I was down
in the Phoenix area, and I woke up that morning
and I thought, oh, yeah, it's inauguration day. You know
time difference, you know, it was early morning there. So
I turned on the TV and Garth Brooks was standing there,
and I thought, is Garth Brooks going to be the
President of the United States?
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
What did I miss? So four years ago that's what
I remember.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Okay, well, I would consider that a pretty vivid memory
of something four years ago. So think about four years
from now. That doesn't seem very long long ago, doesn't.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
No, it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
So think about four years from now at.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Age you're not in eighteen, you're not going to get me.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
She is. This age of a young woman in this
four year span is where a lot of things can happen.
I know she's going away to college, so she'll maybe meet.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
You're going to try somebody, you're not going to get.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Average age of getting married twenty two, twenty three. It's
probably actually a little bit.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Pat Boone got married at nineteen. Yeah, looking over his
bio noted that, well.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
I was, I think it's probably a little bit higher.
I think it's always been a little bit higher for men.
Nineteen's pretty young for men. So in the next four years,
not only could you be a father in law, you
could be a grandpa to.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Be hold on, let's just if it's right, If it's.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Right for if she finds the right guy, but.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Why not going to ask you and your role to
just slow down a little bit.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
That's why I wanted to know.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
But you're not going to get set up.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
I am Lisa, Lisa cultjam right now. I am all
cried out, all right, So you want to find out
whether I'm dead inside because I didn't even even get
close to choking up talking about my little girl's eighteenth
birthday yesterday, because you know, I mentioned yesterday like I
didn't get any sleep last night. I was dealing with
(03:20):
it lying there in bed good and before she went
to bed, it was after eleven o'clock. I'm still awake,
and I said, Grace, and she came in and I
asked her to do something for me, which I haven't
done in years. Which I used to ask her to
do when she was a little kid because she thought
it was just the sweetest thing in the world that
(03:41):
she could do this for her dad. I said, Grace,
I'm having a hard time sleeping. Can I sleep with
one of your stuffed animals? She's like, Okay, ran into
her room, found and dug through some stuffed animals that
still exist, and brought me one of her favorite little
teddy bears to help me sleep. So did you think
(04:01):
that helped me slept? No, that did not help me
sleep at all.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
I just soaked up the door.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Well, yeah, I was a wreck. I was an absolute wreck.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Do you want to know why I'm glad about that?
There are so many awful dads out there.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
And the terrible dads I'm one of them that.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Their daughters cannot relate to them. They never talked to them,
they never have any kind of relationship, or they have
terrible relationships. And I know you've got a great relationship
with both of your kids. You're a great dad. And
I didn't want that moment to go by with you
acting like, oh, it's no big deal, because we all
know it is.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Here's a kid, Yeah, here's a conversation I had with
my daughter yesterday. I don't remember what I was mockingly
chastising her for. And she wasn't listening to me. And
I said, Grace, I'm your father. You were supposed to
fear and respect me. She goes, I fear you, I
don't respect you. I'm like, you know what, I'll take
what I can get. That's fine.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
And that was that's my daughter, That's what I said
to her.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
That is that is my little girl. So I was
also I was also thinking the other night about how
that day of her birth started. I was sound asleep
and my wife woke me up and the bed was
wet next to me because my wife was having a
hard time getting to sleep last night because she didn't
know that about a week before her due date that
(05:26):
things were about to happen. But she knew, like something's
going on here, something has changed within me. There's your
wicked reference for this segment of the radio program the musical,
not a reference to my daughter. So my wife wakes
me up and says, Scott Scott's goot, my water just broke.
(05:46):
I'm like, huh what. I look over and there's this
this this wetness in the bed and I looked at it,
and I looked at her, and I'm still half asleep,
and I said, you just spilled some tea. Go to sleep,
and she's like shaking me, going no.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
There's a baby coming.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
I'm like, wait, what, like just out of a movie.
I'm like, I'm up, you know, I jump up. And
also it had snowed that night and the streets really
hadn't been plowed. And so I'm now I'm using the
excuse because I don't know. You watch the movies, like
my water broke, Like in the movies, you've got fifteen
minutes before baby's coming out. In the movies, they don't
(06:27):
tell you, like, no, it could be fifteen hours. Just
calm down. It's fine. I'm zipping through red lights. I'm
plowing through the snow. I mean, I'm I'm a crazy person. Yeah,
that's that's that's eighteen years ago.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
So there.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
I got a little bit down in the corner of
my left eye.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
There is that? Is that better?
Speaker 2 (06:48):
It's better?
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Okay, that's all you're gonna get out of me to bury.
I'm all cried out. Let's do a Trump dates.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
All right.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
The first thing I have for you in this Trump
date is the fact that I take great exception to
a phrase that several federal workers have been using and
the media has got right along with it. They say, well,
Elon Musk on behalf of you know their their boss.
Donald Trump is sending out this email to federal employees,
(07:31):
and federal employers are saying, hey, you know, my boss
can't tell me. You know, I gotta tell them. I
got to justify my existence here.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Did know me?
Speaker 1 (07:39):
He doesn't know what I'd do. I gotta tell them
five things I did last week. Five accomplishments I had
last week. Here's the accomplishment number one. I got through Monday.
Accomplished number two, I got through Tuesday.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
You want me to go on? You know I don't.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
I don't have to answer to him. You know he's
my boss, but you know, really, you know my boss. Look,
I got news for you, federal employees, whether you voted
for him or not, Trump is not your boss. Elon
Musk is not your boss. You're your boss. Whether it's
(08:13):
some sort of supervisor, foreman or whatever it is that
might your division director not your boss. You might think, yeah,
I'm the boss.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
No you're not. I am Lucy, is.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Everyone emailing me right now with comments about Wang Chung
and my daughter and all the rest of it. We're
all your boss. When they say, like Elon on behalf
of Trump sent this email on behalf of their workers
in the federal government asking them to reply, no, it
was on behalf of the American people. Taxpayers, and not
(08:56):
just taxpayers, but those who are trying to afford everything
from gas to groceries, to college to retirement. Everything you
do has a bearing on what we're able to do
out here with what you give us the paltry amount
that you provide us of what's left after we give
you a whole lot of tax money. And that's federal, state, local,
(09:20):
sales property. It's all of it. So when someone asks
you what is it that you say that you do
here and again, we'll continue to ding that nineties office
space reference, you know, that's the American taxpayer asking you
that question. We're your boss. So if we want to know,
(09:43):
do you have a real job, are you a really
good worker? Or as I was talking with someone yesterday
and he said, look, I've seen it. I've talked to people,
I've been on vacation, and there was a guy working
on a laptop next to me on a beach in Cancun,
and I said, you're on vacation. You can't put down
the email for a few minutes. Says I'm not on vacation.
(10:05):
I'm a remote worker for the government. I got to
check in for a few minutes. Click, click, beat back, boop.
There done there Now now I'm on vacation. It's great
being a federal worker. That happens too. Now that's not
every federal worker. But let's face it, the good federal workers,
the ones who work hard to do a great job,
they're not every federal worker either. Let's figure it out.
That's what these guys are finally doing. And if you think, well,
(10:28):
they can't say that. Biden said the same thing. We
got to go through here, we got to figure out
where the waste in the fraud is. Obama said the
same thing. The difference here Trump is actually doing it,
and he's not doing it for him, and he's not
doing it for Musk. He's doing it for us, the
American taxpayer. How many people have replied to the elon
(10:49):
Musk email. I will tell you next Scott Fordies NewsRadio
eleven ten K fad Scott a kfab dot com is
the email address. I just got the daily dispatch from
the satirical news website that the Babylon b says Trump
signs new order that all female video game characters must
(11:09):
be hot.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
See's aren't they?
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Uh yes? Starting with miss pac Man. I mean, can
we talk about Miss pac Man?
Speaker 2 (11:23):
No, just me the princess from Donkey Kong.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
I don't think she was hot. She was cute.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
She was ladylike and and that's hot, right, Yeah, I
wouldn't say she's hot, it's cute. Cute tomb raider Laura Croft.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (11:43):
This sounds like an Emery song or Friday four kind
of conversation.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Does Well, we'll leave that for him.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
We though, are in the midst of a Trump date
here on eleven ten kfab. We got to clean up
this show. Pat Boone, who is a gentleman, is going
to be on this show here in twelve minutes, so
he's not going to put up with any of this.
You make some comment like that, and he's liable to
hang up. He'll excuse himself gentlemanly and say, oh, I'm sorry.
(12:10):
My good friend Ronald Reagan is at the door. I
gotta go now, that would be bad. I'm like, wait
a second, what what happened?
Speaker 3 (12:17):
So?
Speaker 1 (12:18):
How many people replied to the Elon Musk email? More
than one million federal employees have responded to the controversial
Why is it controversial?
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (12:31):
I forgot because Elon and Trump did it. That's why
it's controversial. It's the only reason no one says, you know.
Scott Vorhees has until noon today to respond to the
controversial email from his boss asking for seven bullet points
on measurable things that happened here at the radio station
(12:52):
over the past week. As usual, Scott will provide three
or four solid bullet points and make the other ones up.
He'll leave one blank. More than one million federal employees
have responded to that email, asking them to explain themselves
to the taxpayer. It's a significant number, but it's less
(13:12):
than half of the two point three million civilian federal employees.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
So they got almost half. I'm impressed with that.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Not bad.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Now, of course, there have been some people going, I
heard about these federal employees who are on vacation. You know,
they take vacations to their on vacation, legitimate vacation and
they if they're going to get their email, they heard
about the thing. If they're going to log into their email,
they got to do it through a government computer. Well,
they don't have one of those in the Caicos or
(13:43):
wherever it is that they were, and so they had
to cut their vacation short and fly back that. Please,
really is anyone buying that? Nope, I'm not all right.
So I'm on vacation. I call my boss and say, ye,
I'm on vacation. Can you send an email on behalf?
I call the IT director send an email on my behalf.
(14:03):
I sent an email to President Trump directly, which has
got to be like Trump at Trump dot Trump right,
And so I say, hey, just letting you know a
big fan what you're doing here. I can't respond to
the email the way you want right now. I'm on vacation.
But first thing Monday, I'm gonna get to it and
you'll send back and go, okay, that you know what, Frankly,
(14:24):
that's fine.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
Frankly, we're going to allow it. That's okay.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
You send the email and that's great, and it's going
to go on and on and on. Yeah, about half
of the civilian federal workforce replied to the email. So,
now what I don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Are people are these emails being read?
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (14:50):
I don't have no idea. I think mostly they just
wanted to see if people were checking their email and
actually respond. So now what happens? Well, I guess we
find out. Trump yesterday teased a new visa program with
something like a green card. This would be people with
a you know, a who would provide them a root
(15:11):
to citizenship. Except it wouldn't be a green card. He
said it would be a gold card. Gold is Trump's
favorite color. In case she is, Yeah, catch you didn't
know that, He says. This would be for wealthy people
coming into our country. They could buy this card and
receive green card privileges with the new Trump Gold card,
(15:33):
and everyone immediately and legitimately saying can can he do that?
Speaker 2 (15:38):
What is this is a program that's already been in place?
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:41):
I know, I mean this this this does I mean
if a Russian oligarc or a Saudi Arabian oil tycoon
wants to grease the wheels and get in here, they're
able to do it. So now it's like, all right,
then they canna afford It's a five million dollar gold card.
All right, you want to afford it five million dollars
and that goes right back into the treasury.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
I believe ninety two is when this was put into place,
but I could be thinking of ninety two on something older.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
I don't have a start date for when something like
that happened, but now we have a start date for
Trump's proposed gold card. It was February twenty fifth, twenty
twenty five.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Oh, okay.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
And finally in this Trump date, Apple said they're working
on fixing the glitch. Now an email, Laura sent me
this and said, I'm hearing that Apple users. If you
do voice to text, and I do, if you do
a voice to text on an iPhone and say racist,
it says Trump and then switches to racist. Yes, And
(16:40):
I said that sounds like fake news. Well, now Apple's
admitted to it, and they said, yeah, there was a
voice to text feature that caused it to write trump
before quickly switching to racist. Now voice to text does this.
There are a number of times I enunciate into my
phone and it says something completely different, and then I
(17:01):
think it kind of learns what should be the word
in that sentence and changes it and in this instance,
you say racist and it says Trump, then it switches
back to racist apples admitted and said, oh it's a glitch.
We're fixing it. Yeah, who's getting fired?
Speaker 3 (17:18):
We'll wait.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Oh, no, one got it. And that is your Trump date.
All I want to do a Zoma zoon zone, zone manimal.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Just shake your Trump. Scott Voices, mornings nine to eleven,
Our News Radio eleven ten kfab
Scott Vordie in this segment at Gary's request a Trump date.
But first, Lucy chastise me.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Because I can't imagine that I did that you did.
I think you're making it up.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
You chastised me because you said, I can't believe that
you mentioned it was your daughter's birthday, her eighteenth birthday,
yes right yesterday, and you talked about it a little
bit on the show. And you didn't even get even
a little bit choked up. You didn't cry. And Lucy's
(00:33):
actually called me dead inside, which I've been saying about
you for years, so I wanted to that's accurately. That's
what you said, right.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Is exactly what I said, Yes, and I stand by it.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Why would you say that?
Speaker 2 (00:50):
What were you? Do you vividly remember four years ago
in your life? No?
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Am I supposed to you? See?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Do you remember anything?
Speaker 3 (01:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Four years ago, four years ago, Biden had just been
sworn in and on the day of his inauguration, I
was at one of the best hotels I've ever stayed in.
I actually splurged and spent more than one hundred and
twenty dollars for a hotel room for a change, which
I never do. I don't like to spend more than
one hundred dollars if it's just me, if it's my family,
(01:24):
I might go one sixty. But I stayed a really
nice hotel room on a golf course. I was down
in the Phoenix area, and I woke up that morning
and I thought, oh, yeah, it's inauguration day. You know
time difference, you know, it was early morning there. So
I turned on the TV and Garth Brooks was standing there,
and I thought, is Garth Brooks going to be the
President of the United States?
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
What did I miss? So four years ago that's what
I remember.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Okay, well, I would consider that a pretty vivid memory
of something four years ago. So think about four years
from now. That doesn't seem very long long ago, doesn't.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
No, it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
So think about four years from now at.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Age you're not in eighteen, you're not going to get me.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
She is. This age of a young woman in this
four year span is where a lot of things can happen.
I know she's going away to college, so she'll maybe meet.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
You're going to try somebody, you're not going to get.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Average age of getting married twenty two, twenty three. It's
probably actually a little bit.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Pat Boone got married at nineteen. Yeah, looking over his
bio noted that, well.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
I was, I think it's probably a little bit higher.
I think it's always been a little bit higher for men.
Nineteen's pretty young for men. So in the next four years,
not only could you be a father in law, you
could be a grandpa to.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Be hold on, let's just if it's right, If it's.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Right for if she finds the right guy, but.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
Why not going to ask you and your role to
just slow down a little bit.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
That's why I wanted to know.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
But you're not going to get set up.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
I am Lisa, Lisa cultjam right now. I am all
cried out, all right, So you want to find out
whether I'm dead inside because I didn't even even get
close to choking up talking about my little girl's eighteenth
birthday yesterday, because you know, I mentioned yesterday like I
didn't get any sleep last night. I was dealing with
(03:20):
it lying there in bed good and before she went
to bed, it was after eleven o'clock. I'm still awake,
and I said, Grace, and she came in and I
asked her to do something for me, which I haven't
done in years. Which I used to ask her to
do when she was a little kid because she thought
it was just the sweetest thing in the world that
(03:41):
she could do this for her dad. I said, Grace,
I'm having a hard time sleeping. Can I sleep with
one of your stuffed animals? She's like, Okay, ran into
her room, found and dug through some stuffed animals that
still exist, and brought me one of her favorite little
teddy bears to help me sleep. So did you think
(04:01):
that helped me slept? No, that did not help me
sleep at all.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
I just soaked up the door.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Well, yeah, I was a wreck. I was an absolute wreck.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Do you want to know why I'm glad about that?
There are so many awful dads out there.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
And the terrible dads I'm one of them that.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Their daughters cannot relate to them. They never talked to them,
they never have any kind of relationship, or they have
terrible relationships. And I know you've got a great relationship
with both of your kids. You're a great dad. And
I didn't want that moment to go by with you
acting like, oh, it's no big deal, because we all
know it is.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Here's a kid, Yeah, here's a conversation I had with
my daughter yesterday. I don't remember what I was mockingly
chastising her for. And she wasn't listening to me. And
I said, Grace, I'm your father. You were supposed to
fear and respect me. She goes, I fear you, I
don't respect you. I'm like, you know what, I'll take
what I can get. That's fine.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
And that was that's my daughter, That's what I said
to her.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
That is that is my little girl. So I was
also I was also thinking the other night about how
that day of her birth started. I was sound asleep
and my wife woke me up and the bed was
wet next to me because my wife was having a
hard time getting to sleep last night because she didn't
know that about a week before her due date that
(05:26):
things were about to happen. But she knew, like something's
going on here, something has changed within me. There's your
wicked reference for this segment of the radio program the musical,
not a reference to my daughter. So my wife wakes
me up and says, Scott Scott's goot, my water just broke.
(05:46):
I'm like, huh what. I look over and there's this
this this wetness in the bed and I looked at it,
and I looked at her, and I'm still half asleep,
and I said, you just spilled some tea. Go to sleep,
and she's like shaking me, going no.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
There's a baby coming.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
I'm like, wait, what, like just out of a movie.
I'm like, I'm up, you know, I jump up. And
also it had snowed that night and the streets really
hadn't been plowed. And so I'm now I'm using the
excuse because I don't know. You watch the movies, like
my water broke, Like in the movies, you've got fifteen
minutes before baby's coming out. In the movies, they don't
(06:27):
tell you, like, no, it could be fifteen hours. Just
calm down. It's fine. I'm zipping through red lights. I'm
plowing through the snow. I mean, I'm I'm a crazy person. Yeah,
that's that's that's eighteen years ago.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
So there.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
I got a little bit down in the corner of
my left eye.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
There is that? Is that better?
Speaker 2 (06:48):
It's better?
Speaker 1 (06:48):
Okay, that's all you're gonna get out of me to bury.
I'm all cried out. Let's do a Trump dates.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
All right.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
The first thing I have for you in this Trump
date is the fact that I take great exception to
a phrase that several federal workers have been using and
the media has got right along with it. They say, well,
Elon Musk on behalf of you know their their boss.
Donald Trump is sending out this email to federal employees,
(07:31):
and federal employers are saying, hey, you know, my boss
can't tell me. You know, I gotta tell them. I
got to justify my existence here.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
Did know me?
Speaker 1 (07:39):
He doesn't know what I'd do. I gotta tell them
five things I did last week. Five accomplishments I had
last week. Here's the accomplishment number one. I got through Monday.
Accomplished number two, I got through Tuesday.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
You want me to go on? You know I don't.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
I don't have to answer to him. You know he's
my boss, but you know, really, you know my boss. Look,
I got news for you, federal employees, whether you voted
for him or not, Trump is not your boss. Elon
Musk is not your boss. You're your boss. Whether it's
(08:13):
some sort of supervisor, foreman or whatever it is that
might your division director not your boss. You might think, yeah,
I'm the boss.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
No you're not. I am Lucy, is.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Everyone emailing me right now with comments about Wang Chung
and my daughter and all the rest of it. We're
all your boss. When they say, like Elon on behalf
of Trump sent this email on behalf of their workers
in the federal government asking them to reply, no, it
was on behalf of the American people. Taxpayers, and not
(08:56):
just taxpayers, but those who are trying to afford everything
from gas to groceries, to college to retirement. Everything you
do has a bearing on what we're able to do
out here with what you give us the paltry amount
that you provide us of what's left after we give
you a whole lot of tax money. And that's federal, state, local,
(09:20):
sales property. It's all of it. So when someone asks
you what is it that you say that you do
here and again, we'll continue to ding that nineties office
space reference, you know, that's the American taxpayer asking you
that question. We're your boss. So if we want to know,
(09:43):
do you have a real job, are you a really
good worker? Or as I was talking with someone yesterday
and he said, look, I've seen it. I've talked to people,
I've been on vacation, and there was a guy working
on a laptop next to me on a beach in Cancun,
and I said, you're on vacation. You can't put down
the email for a few minutes. Says I'm not on vacation.
(10:05):
I'm a remote worker for the government. I got to
check in for a few minutes. Click, click, beat back, boop.
There done there Now now I'm on vacation. It's great
being a federal worker. That happens too. Now that's not
every federal worker. But let's face it, the good federal workers,
the ones who work hard to do a great job,
they're not every federal worker either. Let's figure it out.
That's what these guys are finally doing. And if you think, well,
(10:28):
they can't say that. Biden said the same thing. We
got to go through here, we got to figure out
where the waste in the fraud is. Obama said the
same thing. The difference here Trump is actually doing it,
and he's not doing it for him, and he's not
doing it for Musk. He's doing it for us, the
American taxpayer. How many people have replied to the elon
(10:49):
Musk email. I will tell you next Scott Fordies NewsRadio
eleven ten K fad Scott a kfab dot com is
the email address. I just got the daily dispatch from
the satirical news website that the Babylon b says Trump
signs new order that all female video game characters must
(11:09):
be hot.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
See's aren't they?
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Uh yes? Starting with miss pac Man. I mean, can
we talk about Miss pac Man?
Speaker 2 (11:23):
No, just me the princess from Donkey Kong.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
I don't think she was hot. She was cute.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
She was ladylike and and that's hot, right, Yeah, I
wouldn't say she's hot, it's cute. Cute tomb raider Laura Croft.
Speaker 3 (11:42):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (11:43):
This sounds like an Emery song or Friday four kind
of conversation.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Does Well, we'll leave that for him.
Speaker 1 (11:48):
We though, are in the midst of a Trump date
here on eleven ten kfab. We got to clean up
this show. Pat Boone, who is a gentleman, is going
to be on this show here in twelve minutes, so
he's not going to put up with any of this.
You make some comment like that, and he's liable to
hang up. He'll excuse himself gentlemanly and say, oh, I'm sorry.
(12:10):
My good friend Ronald Reagan is at the door. I
gotta go now, that would be bad. I'm like, wait
a second, what what happened?
Speaker 3 (12:17):
So?
Speaker 1 (12:18):
How many people replied to the Elon Musk email? More
than one million federal employees have responded to the controversial
Why is it controversial?
Speaker 3 (12:31):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (12:31):
I forgot because Elon and Trump did it. That's why
it's controversial. It's the only reason no one says, you know.
Scott Vorhees has until noon today to respond to the
controversial email from his boss asking for seven bullet points
on measurable things that happened here at the radio station
(12:52):
over the past week. As usual, Scott will provide three
or four solid bullet points and make the other ones up.
He'll leave one blank. More than one million federal employees
have responded to that email, asking them to explain themselves
to the taxpayer. It's a significant number, but it's less
(13:12):
than half of the two point three million civilian federal employees.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
So they got almost half. I'm impressed with that.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Not bad.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
Now, of course, there have been some people going, I
heard about these federal employees who are on vacation. You know,
they take vacations to their on vacation, legitimate vacation and
they if they're going to get their email, they heard
about the thing. If they're going to log into their email,
they got to do it through a government computer. Well,
they don't have one of those in the Caicos or
(13:43):
wherever it is that they were, and so they had
to cut their vacation short and fly back that. Please,
really is anyone buying that? Nope, I'm not all right.
So I'm on vacation. I call my boss and say, ye,
I'm on vacation. Can you send an email on behalf?
I call the IT director send an email on my behalf.
(14:03):
I sent an email to President Trump directly, which has
got to be like Trump at Trump dot Trump right,
And so I say, hey, just letting you know a
big fan what you're doing here. I can't respond to
the email the way you want right now. I'm on vacation.
But first thing Monday, I'm gonna get to it and
you'll send back and go, okay, that you know what, Frankly,
(14:24):
that's fine.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
Frankly, we're going to allow it. That's okay.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
You send the email and that's great, and it's going
to go on and on and on. Yeah, about half
of the civilian federal workforce replied to the email. So,
now what I don't know.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
Are people are these emails being read?
Speaker 3 (14:50):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (14:50):
I don't have no idea. I think mostly they just
wanted to see if people were checking their email and
actually respond. So now what happens? Well, I guess we
find out. Trump yesterday teased a new visa program with
something like a green card. This would be people with
a you know, a who would provide them a root
(15:11):
to citizenship. Except it wouldn't be a green card. He
said it would be a gold card. Gold is Trump's
favorite color. In case she is, Yeah, catch you didn't
know that, He says. This would be for wealthy people
coming into our country. They could buy this card and
receive green card privileges with the new Trump Gold card,
(15:33):
and everyone immediately and legitimately saying can can he do that?
Speaker 2 (15:38):
What is this is a program that's already been in place?
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (15:41):
I know, I mean this this this does I mean
if a Russian oligarc or a Saudi Arabian oil tycoon
wants to grease the wheels and get in here, they're
able to do it. So now it's like, all right,
then they canna afford It's a five million dollar gold card.
All right, you want to afford it five million dollars
and that goes right back into the treasury.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
I believe ninety two is when this was put into place,
but I could be thinking of ninety two on something older.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
I don't have a start date for when something like
that happened, but now we have a start date for
Trump's proposed gold card. It was February twenty fifth, twenty
twenty five.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
Oh, okay.
Speaker 1 (16:17):
And finally in this Trump date, Apple said they're working
on fixing the glitch. Now an email, Laura sent me
this and said, I'm hearing that Apple users. If you
do voice to text, and I do, if you do
a voice to text on an iPhone and say racist,
it says Trump and then switches to racist. Yes, And
(16:40):
I said that sounds like fake news. Well, now Apple's
admitted to it, and they said, yeah, there was a
voice to text feature that caused it to write trump
before quickly switching to racist. Now voice to text does this.
There are a number of times I enunciate into my
phone and it says something completely different, and then I
(17:01):
think it kind of learns what should be the word
in that sentence and changes it and in this instance,
you say racist and it says Trump, then it switches
back to racist apples admitted and said, oh it's a glitch.
We're fixing it. Yeah, who's getting fired?
Speaker 3 (17:18):
We'll wait.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Oh, no, one got it. And that is your Trump date.
All I want to do a Zoma zoon zone, zone manimal.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Just shake your Trump. Scott Voices, mornings nine to eleven,
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