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Since those unelected war criminals cut our funding to build more targets (I mean, "Teslas"), we need to raise a lot of money to keep this valuable broadcasting on the air!  [Airdate: April 1st, 2025]

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Scott VORGIEZ, good morning, and thank you so much for
being here with us on NPR FAB. I am vot

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Scoorgi's here with Choosy Lapman on NPR FAB. Where Cheosy,
it's just another day where these darn burns on my
fingers just won't come off. I tell you what. Those
tesla's they don't go up easy. But I found something

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that I think really works.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
What is it.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
You crush up a bunch of styrofoam cups and you
put those underneath the tesla, and you light those with napalm,
and it turns out the entire thing goes up really,
really well. But you've got to get out of there
quickly because these darn burns, these bandages on my fingers,
it makes it hard for me to check CNN dot com.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Ooh, I love CNN.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
I do two well. It's a it's a it's a
stark realization of what is happening in our country today
that we now have to tell you that the NPR
FAB telethon is on the air due to the consistent
and horrible and illegal and murderous budget cuts from President

(01:32):
Trump and Elon Doji Musk. We have lost all of
our funding here at npr FAB. This might be our
last day on the air. This might be our last
couple of hours on the air. Unless you step up
with your pledge. You can call four oh two five
five eight eleven ten, and you very well might make

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it on the air here four oh two five five
eight eleven ten. You can call now with you pledge
and try and save the programming here on NPR FAB.
That's the mornings with Jesse Jackson and then of course
afternoons with Bernie Sanders. Here an NPR FAB, the programming

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that you like. That that evil, not my president and
his unelected meddling millions of dollars are trying to take
off here. This man, Elon Musk, is trying to take
money away from npr fab and take programming away from
valued listeners like you, simply so he can go buy

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another space station. This man is a war criminal and
needs to be stopped. And the only way we can
stop him is through your donation. Right now, you can
just call up here and make your donation four oh
two five five eight eleven ten. Any amount of money
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Speaker 2 (02:58):
And I love Arnie Sanders, love him.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Yeah, I'm so love him.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
I'm so grateful to him that we still have our
jobs right now. And I do need to Scott.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Yes, it happens all the time. It's a very common mistake.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
I do need to apologize for some of the background today.
When you are able to come to me to speak
with me, I do have to have the evil police
radios on in the background.

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Oh my gosh. Well, we have to study.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Their movements, we have to study where they are.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
So that people of color and l G B, t
Q I A, two S plus people cannot be in
the way of those horrible members of lawn.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
We love those people.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
And I, oh my gosh, juicy, I almost forgot. Do
I have your permission and consent to speak with you
over the next couple of hours. Yes, okay, thank you
to thank you so much. I apologize and I hope
that you'll accept my apology.

Speaker 3 (03:59):
I do.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
I was going to mention it to you off the
air then.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
And please, I'll also continue to acknowledge that this radio
program is being broadcast across Stolen Lands. So thank you
so much for being with us here on NPR FAB.
The NPR FAB telethon is on the air. You can
call up here with your donation and save the programming

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that is being cut from not my President Trump and
that meddling bazillionaire Elon Musk. Good morning. You are on
NPR FAB. What is your first name?

Speaker 4 (04:34):
My first name is Richard.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Richard, welcome to the program. How much can we accept
in your pledge today for our programming here on NPR FAB.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
Well, that's what I was saying. I was driving down
the road and listening, and then I heard Bert the
love of like Bernie saying I was perplexed. I'm pull
over and taking deep.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
Breaths, so I know he is a He has a
powerful personality, and sometimes the mere mention of his name
causes people to go into shutters and shakes. I should
have warned you while you were driving that we were
going to be mentioning the praised one's name, Bernie Sanders.

Speaker 4 (05:15):
It could cause several accidents run the metro area.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
Yes, it could. Uh so when you're driving, are you driving?
You're on the street car today? Yes you're not.

Speaker 4 (05:27):
I'm gonna tie myself to their tracks if they paid,
send me more of my tax dollars on down there.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Wait a second, you pay taxes.

Speaker 4 (05:38):
Well, I'm not most other people.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
So we know most people. Most people don't pay taxes.
Only billionaires pay taxes. So how much can I put
you down for in the NPR FAB radio telethon.

Speaker 4 (05:54):
Well, I'm not exactly sure. It's still uh, how that
would work out?

Speaker 1 (06:04):
Fifty dollars.

Speaker 4 (06:06):
I've got a self exclusion program. No, are a couple actions.
There are a couple of programs I do listen to
on MPR. I'm going to say that.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
I think, okay, Well, he's he's on every afternoon and
then certainly you wake up for Mornings with Jesse, the
Reverend Jesse Jackson here on NPR FAB. So I'm gonna
put you down for fifty dollars. Yes, that okay, fifty dollars. Well,
we've twenty five dollars?

Speaker 2 (06:34):
Did I sir?

Speaker 1 (06:34):
Chusey, sir, this is Richard, this is Cheesy Lapman.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
Yes, Chuessey, Sir, sir, did I understand that you were
going to tie yourself to the tracks?

Speaker 4 (06:45):
I'm going to tie myself to the track.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
Oh, we have a safe place. We have a safe
place for you.

Speaker 4 (06:51):
Let me say something to educated a little bit of
people here in the Midwest.

Speaker 5 (06:54):
I've spent on these urban.

Speaker 4 (06:58):
Street cars and after the initial so I say, a
fascination with a streetcar by people here in Omaha. I
don't think that anybody be riding that that those things
are usually a haven for homeless people.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
And thank goodness, please are there. They're not sealer, they're
not homeless people. They are don't have par displaced beings,
and it's it's wonderful that we're building streetcars so that
they have someplace to get out of the cold. I
mean sometimes it's like fifty two to fifty three degrees
and people need a place to stay. So that's fifty

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dollars for your place?

Speaker 6 (07:46):
Do it?

Speaker 7 (07:47):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (07:47):
Thank you? Oh, wonderful, excellent, wonderful. We are underway. We
have now our first fifty dollars pledge. The NPR fab
radio thion that's wonderful is on the air. We are
trying to save the program in this being cut by
that not my president and his minion musk. Hello, with

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whom do I have the pleasure of speaking? What's your
first name?

Speaker 6 (08:12):
This is Jennifer.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
Jennifer. Thank you so much for the call and a
lovely voice you have. What is your what can we
put you down for your for your NPR fab Pledge.

Speaker 8 (08:24):
Well, first of all, I just wanted to thank you.
Turn on the radio this morning driving to work, and
just to have this wonderful inclusion and this welcoming feeling
broadcast over the airwaves. It's it's it's been a long
time that I've been able to feel comfortable and safe

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turning on the radio, especially on the AM dial. Yes,
and and and being able to, you know, just breathe
and relax and know that everything's probably going to be,
you know, okay. So I want to thank you for this.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
Include don't you find that the AM radio waves are
so often just full of filth and vile and venom
and that conservative evil hate radio that is that that
is so unpopular with so many enlightened Americans in this country.
They should have a trigger warning. I sometimes find myself

(09:21):
going across the AM radio band and I happened upon
people like Clay and Buck I think are their names.
I have different names for them. I can't say it
on the radio rhymes with but you know, I find
that suddenly I turn on and they're talking about how
great Doge is, and they don't realize that by cutting

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people and human resources at the health and Human Services Department.
Everyone's going to be eating spoiled lab meat if they don't,
if they're not allowed to do their jobs. So I
just think that they're hateful and they should come with
the trigger warning. Don't you find that that's the same
problem that you have?

Speaker 9 (10:00):
Yes? Absolutely.

Speaker 8 (10:01):
In fact, when I usually refer to the AM dial,
I refer to as angry masculinity on the AM dial.
And so once again I just wanted to thank you
and Lucy for providing this safe haven, not just Rucy,
for all people, for the citizens of Omahammad. You know

(10:23):
that every community that's underrepresented, every community that's marginalized, even
you know, even people that you don't might not necessarily
see that are hiding in the shadows, you know, like
the cripples and the retards and all that. So whatever
you're doing, just please keep it up and make this
a safe, hospitable place for all listeners.

Speaker 4 (10:45):
En.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
Thank you, Jennifer, Thank you so much. Don't trust me,
you won't find any of that angry, toxic masculinity here.
How much can I put you down for? Hello, Jennifer.
Oh no Elon Musk has issued a Starlink directive to
cut the line before we off, before we know, Jennifer,
I get the line cut before Jennifer could make a

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one hundred dollars pledge, We'll go with one hundred dollars.
Thank you, yes, thank you Jennifer for that. We are
continuing our NPR Fab telethon here this morning, trying to
save the programming that you love here on your favorite
radio station. I am vot scorehe's here with Juessey Lapman.

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We'll return to the NPR Fab telethon next. Got something
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Speaker 10 (11:39):
Emails Scott at kfab dot com and Scott might read
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Speaker 1 (11:50):
Again, we have to get that fixed. It should be
Vot at npr fab dot com, but due to the
common stake off and made with my name, it remains
Scott atkfab dot com. I complain, and I complain. In fact,
I have a standing appointment three times a day with

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HR based on various complaints and microaggressions that I suffer
at my job. And I know I'm not alone. Good morning,
I am vot Scorehe's here with Juicy Lapman on NPR Fab.
This is the NPR Fab Telethon. We are on the air.
We are accepting your pledges this morning so that you

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can save the programming that's so special and valued in
our blue dot here in the Omaha area because not
my President Trump and Minyon Musk are trying to remember juicy.
Like I always say, you can't spell felon without elon.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
I'm so well with Sometimes I think about that at night,
just before I fall asleep, and as.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
Me always say that, you know the only thing that
gets me to sleep tonight is the sound of exploding
teslas in my neighborhood. It just it's it's so wonderful.
Oh you have a lot, Yes, I heard three last night,
fantastic drifted right off like a baby. So we're trying
to get your pledge today so you can help help

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us make up the difference and all the federal money
that we were getting, because apparently we got the notification
this morning that it's all gone. They've cut all of
our finances and this might be it until eleven o'clock
if we don't raise eighty seven million dollars. So we're
we've got one hundred and fifty so far. We're well
on our way. Four oh two, five, five, eight, eleven, ten.

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Who is who is this on the line here? What's
your first name?

Speaker 11 (13:47):
My name is Neil.

Speaker 1 (13:48):
Neil, Welcome to NPRFAB. How much can we put you
down for for your pledge this morning?

Speaker 12 (13:53):
Put me down for fifty bucks while I do have
one little plea request please yes, yeah, you, Lyle browser to.

Speaker 8 (14:01):
Do the Nebraska football games again.

Speaker 13 (14:02):
I would really love that.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
Lyle's been doing the Nebraska football games every single Saturday
year round here on NPR FAB since the fifties, Man,
Woman and Child? Was that a pretty good lot? Here?

Speaker 14 (14:17):
You want to listen on the internet?

Speaker 1 (14:19):
Yes, well here here listen. Listen. Listen to my Lyle
Bremser impersonation. Are you ready? Okay, listen to this. This
is really all My friends love this. They asked me
to do this. Here we go, Man, Woman and Child.
He's gone. See my god, I know.

Speaker 12 (14:34):
I I've got goosebumps.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
I know. See. Thank you so much fifty dollars from Neil.
Thank you so much, Neil for supporting the programming that
you love here on NPR FAB. Good morning caller, you're
on the radio. Welcome.

Speaker 15 (14:51):
Yes, hi, yes, my pronouns are him her? Thank you
and I go by Samantha, Tamantha Samantha.

Speaker 16 (15:04):
Yes, okay, Being as it is that uh Elon Mosco
is gonna cut the funding for your great broadcast. I
want to pledge one hundred dollars to hear Juicy finally
drop the f bom.

Speaker 1 (15:23):
No no, see that. That is never something that Cheessey
would do unless she is part of, of course, the
Drag Queen Story Hour at the local library Saturday mornings
with killed kids under the age of six. That's the
only time you can hear Chusy not Juicy but Juicy
Lapman say some some very profane words. But it's all

(15:47):
in It's all in context, and the kids love it.

Speaker 14 (15:51):
Okay, Okay, all accept.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
So you said to the next one, you said, we
can put you down for one thousand dollars? Is that
what you said?

Speaker 16 (15:59):
I said one hundred, but okay, we could swing a thousand.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
You certainly can. Thank you so much. I appreciate that pledge.
What another one thousand dollars? We're up to thirty seven
thousand dollars today? Some online pledges that came into Oh I.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
Thought you were doing. Yeah, just regular republican math.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
Oh, republican math. I can do that. Right now, it's
give tax breaks to all of your wealthy buddies and
give nothing to the hard working class people who aren't
either working or classy in many instances, that's.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
So right, I know, but accurate.

Speaker 1 (16:37):
Yeah, there are a lot of people who have chosen
not to be burdened by one of these nine to
five jobs that we hear so much about. And these
people need money in the form of taking that wealth
from those who didn't earn it and don't deserve it
and redistributing it to people who have yet to start

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they're business selling pod at the corner store. And so
this is why, this is why nprfab exists to give
that voice to the I would say voiceless. Some of
us are noisier than others at various protests and council
and board meetings and so forth. But for those of

(17:21):
us who don't go and scream like maniacs at those events,
they're voiceless. And that's why we exist.

Speaker 2 (17:28):
You know that, I do know that, and I understand.
I understand our numbers are growing. You just have to
check a box to be able to sign up for
all of the things that we need. Just check a box.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
Well, you can also just call here at four oh two,
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I'm Votscore. He's and there is Chuicy Latman Chusy, mother
of two wonderful kids, Ace and Gary I love so much.

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I know they're just cute as buttons. So what we
have coming up here is an update from CNN News
or is it MSNBS ms N CNN News coming up
in just a moment, and we'll continue with our round
the clock NPR FAB telethon here on NPR FAB. Emery Songer,

(18:33):
that's good information, Joe. I really appreciate you calling in today.

Speaker 17 (18:36):
Great.

Speaker 14 (18:36):
I love your show.

Speaker 1 (18:37):
Hey, thanks, that means a lot to me.

Speaker 2 (18:38):
Man two to six on news Radio eleven ten KFAB.

Speaker 1 (18:49):
So great to have you with us here on NPR FAB.
My name is Vat Score. Hes here with Juicy Lapman
and the NPU. Our FAB telethon is on the air,
Donald not my President Trump and his minion Musk. Remember
you can't spell felon without elon. These war criminals are

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and they've told us this morning that they've cut all
of our funding, every single penny of our funding here
for NPR FAB. So we are accepting your pledged donations
today to keep our program on the air. Juicy would
also like some coffee, something that is locally sourced and

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doesn't contain blood diamonds, of course, yes, thank you. So
four oh two, five, five, eight eleven ten. That is
the number to call and make your pledge this morning
during the NPR FAB telethon. Hello caller, what is your
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Speaker 7 (19:51):
Good morning, comrade, I mean.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
Mister, Yes, thank you.

Speaker 18 (19:55):
I'm prepared Maria.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
I in of the Moscow, Idaho Police.

Speaker 6 (20:02):
Not to be confused.

Speaker 12 (20:05):
With the other, all right, I mean certainly not.

Speaker 7 (20:09):
Yes.

Speaker 3 (20:09):
Ten thousand doggie coins BITCOINSK I'm sending yes.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
Get get rid of get rid of those. Get rid
of those doggie coins, dodgy coins.

Speaker 3 (20:19):
Yes, they're just fair stair ten thousand and get rid
of that.

Speaker 7 (20:24):
Liftok, premiere r u emp oh, have a great day.

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Thank you and to you as well. Thank you and
power to the people. I appreciate that we are now
up to I believe eighty four and seventy six dollars
and ninety two cents. You can also email because our
email address, because HR refuses to listen to my daily

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It is Scott at kfab dot com, some horrible variation
of my name in the name of the radio station.
But we got this email from Dave. It says, dear NPRFAB,
please accept my one dollar and eighty seven cent donation

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to help your programming rid the world of pure evil
represented by Orange Man and DOGE members as I ingest
my weed, shrooms and acid while creating anti tax artwork
acrylics on canvas today my mom's favorite, but they're clogging
out my bedroom slash mom's basement. I hope this donation

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goes a long way and inviting like donations from we
poor victims in this free country. Dave, that is such
a wonderful thing you've done with your one dollar and
eighty seven cent donation. That goes a very long way
towards keeping our programming alive here after it's been cut
by not my President Trump and Elon muss Let's talk

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about Elon for a moment. The million dollar medaling being
done in the great People's Republic of Wisconsin, one of
the greatest states in all of America. This idea that
he had to give one million dollars in bribes to

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two people to vote for he and Trump's doing in
the Supreme Court race. As we just get one step close.
If we could just keep Elon Musk and his million
dollar medaling out of the great state of Wisconsin, we
would get one step closer to emboldening the judicial branch

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of both at the local and the federal level in
this country, so that we can pretty much do away
with the executive and legislative branches and just have a
judicial branch. I mean, it would be more efficient. And
it surprises me that Elon, who prides himself on cutting
inefficiencies and government, doesn't just do away with the entire
executive branch and most of the legislative branch as well.

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We can do things just fine with the judicial branch
running things, and thank goodness they're there during these first
few weeks of the not my president Trump administration. But
he's paying one million dollars to two voters for votes.
I don't know about you, Choosey, but one million dollars

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is pretty steep. I mean I would have done it
for eighteen thy, six hundred and thirty five dollars, which
happens to be the exact same amount of money. I
owe it the votes. But see here's what I would do. Choosey.
So Elon would come to me and say, vot, I
want to give you one million dollars to vote for

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the conservative and the Supreme Court movement. And I would say, absolutely, Elon,
I'll do it. And then I'd take his money, and
then I go into my private voting booth and I
would vote for the Democrat and I would do it
with Elon's money. Wouldn't that be delicious?

Speaker 2 (24:01):
It would be fantastic.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
That would be so good. And I imagine that the
people he gave that evil blood murder money to up
in Wisconsin probably did the same thing. This is going
to be a great day. The Democrats are going to
win the Supreme Court decision in Wisconsin in this vote,
and they're going to They're probably not going to win

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that evil, horrible Republican red district in Florida, but they're
going to come within twelve points of the Republican and
we all know that that's a win for Democrats. So
we've got that today a special election. But chucy, we
also have an election here in Omaha in the Blue
dot when all the people people have been wondering why

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do you still have twenty seven blue dot signs in
your yard. The election was last November. I say, oh, nay, nay.
The election is every single day. It's always an election.
It never stops. I never think about anything besides partisan
politics and how we can make that blue dot radiate

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across the country. So today, in the city elections, I
presume that the blue dot people in this community will
step up. But there's one problem with all of these
city races, whether it's for city council districts, whether it's
for the mayor's race, there's just one problem. I don't
hear enough of the candidates talking about redistribution of wealth,

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and that to me is a problem.

Speaker 2 (25:39):
Well, we don't want to discuss it openly to just
all audiences.

Speaker 1 (25:46):
Now, this is a little disagreement we have. Do you
have my consent to disagree with you?

Speaker 2 (25:52):
Once?

Speaker 1 (25:52):
Wait? I think I said that wrong. Do I have
your consent?

Speaker 2 (25:56):
Oh you're a man, I understood what you meant.

Speaker 1 (25:59):
Well, let me let me explain to you. Consent is
where you give me approval to ask you something in
this And.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
Are you man splaining?

Speaker 7 (26:10):
No?

Speaker 1 (26:11):
I never do. There's no mansplaining no toxic masculinity, which
is where you've got a lot of male hormone types
that are just really aggressive coming at you. That's what
that is awful.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
Oh, I don't even want to think about that.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
Yes, but you wouldn't want you to.

Speaker 2 (26:30):
But I will allow you to disagree with me for
this one.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
Well, I just want to provide a different perspective. You
said we don't want to be open. That we don't
want to be You said, we don't want to be
open about the discussion of redistribution of wealth. That's all
I ever talk about. I think that all these people
who have just scads of money, and I'm talking about
households with more than seventy eight thousand dollars of income

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per year per household, they don't need that money. They
didn't earn that money. You didn't build that, as the
great President Obama once said, and it's time for you
to have some of that ill gotten gain taken from
you and provided to people who don't have as much

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as you. And this is what I, frankly just don't
hear enough from all of these mayoral candidates. Who's going
to be the candidate to step up and tell me
if you vote for me in today's primary election in
Omaha and then again in the general election next month.
I will take money from all of those rich people

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seventy eight thousand dollars per household income, and we're going
to take a big some of that money and we're
going to redistribute it to people who need it across
this community. That's what I really want to hear.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
Well, vod Yes, everything you said is accurate, but we
don't like to put it in such blunt words because
some of our.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
When you say blunt, I suddenly think of something else.
But that's a difference.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
Ah, you can actually do that if that was what
you wanted to do, Yes, and I fully support that,
thank you. But what we're talking about here, we don't
always want to put everything out on the table that
we are considering doing or are doing. We want to

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keep some of that a little bit clouded. Well I'm
a little bit shrouded.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
I understand that you're falling prey to the media that
will tell you that these opinions we're discussing are not
popular with the American people, and you and I both
know that they are. And what I think is that
there just haven't been enough candidates and people who have
been as upfront on these issues, and.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
That man's plaining is actually really good.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
Well, thank you, Jucy. I value your opinion, and I
hear you. I hear you, and I see you.

Speaker 2 (28:58):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (29:01):
I've got this darn glaucoma, so I'm not sure what
I see, but but I I in that sense the
word I do see you. It's blurry. It's mostly just colors.
It's just colors and blops. But but I see you,
and I'm not calling you blobs. That's juicy Lapman. I

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am Votskoreh's. We are doing the NPR FAB telethon today,
So you can call with your pledge right now at
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My first name is Risby?

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My dad is middle class, so it might be five
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They're wonderful kids.

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see you, I hear you.

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I'm not sure you do.

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Dipsie? Although I know that's toxic and I'm going to
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No?

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I drink a lot, so that's perfect.

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What would I buy my booth with?

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Is that?

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Yes?

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Shove the plump, quiet down. The fellas got me on
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Hey, my name's Caleb. But I think I've been listening
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I think I want to be called hat and my
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Say that fast.

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Think that we need to have more people who are
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I think I think I could maybe try that. That
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thousand dollars, so we'll we'll put it. We'll just put
them down for thirteen thousand. Today, Chusey Latman is here
with us, of course, mother of Ace and Gary Susquehanna.
Nomenclature Barack, Malia and blue dot. Wonderful children, beautiful kids,
great kids, Chusey. Today, we have city elections here in

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the Blue Dot of Omaha. We have some council races
and by races. It appears that in nearly every race.
There's only one or two people running in today's primary, except,
of course, our favorite district District two, where it is
my hope and prayer that the greatest Omaha City council
person of all team all time, Juanita Johnson, so good

(52:50):
that she's not shown up for any of the local
debates among the several qualified candidates and that candidates in
that district because she knows that she she doesn't need
to run, she should just go ahead and be allowed
to advance to the general election. So hopefully Jannita Johnson
will advance in that District two race. But we have

(53:12):
so many different council races, and of course the mayor's race,
which has gotten a lot of attention. And as I
said in the last hour, I just I'd like to
support any and all of these mayoral candidates, but I
don't hear them talking enough about redistribution of wealth, and
we had a healthy, robust conversation about that an hour ago.

(53:33):
Another thing that it concerns me is I don't hear
any of these mayoral candidates talking about juvenile justice. This is,
of course something that's very important to me, and certainly
with all of her children Chusey as a many of
her kids, all into the age of two, have already
have a criminal record because our gestapo is of course

(53:59):
out there trying to make their quotas every single week,
and you know, they've got to find people to victimize,
and so a lot of times that that's kids. And look,
I'm I'm not blind to the even though I have
this glaucoma and all I see is just blobs and
various colors, mostly purples and violets and lavenders. I'm not

(54:22):
blind to the fact that we can't just have people
running around your completely lawlessness in our community. And we
hear from our mayoral candidates on the issue, and some
people say, like, you know, we we have to lock
up all the black and brown people. They say that,
and some people say that, you know, we no one

(54:44):
should ever be locked up for any reason, no matter
how many people they decapitate and chew on. I I
think that we could find and Choosey helped me out
with this. I think I I think we can find
some common ground on the issue of juvenile justice. I
think that we can to have a firm but fair
hand in this and that is why I'm proposing and

(55:06):
if any of the mayoral candidates here on this primary
election day in Blue Dot Omaha want to pick this up,
I will support the first one that comes out in
favor of it. I support a firm and fair twelve
strikes in your out policy for juvenile offenders. And look
this just that tells them. I mean everyone, every one

(55:27):
of us makes eight or nine mistakes in our youth.
We and whether these mistakes are something that society sees
as mistakes have her mistakenly. I mean, last night, for example,
I'm out, as I do every Monday night, I'm out
burning and destroying tesla's, and there it was so wonderful

(55:51):
to see so many young people in the community come
out alongside me for the purpose of burning and destroying
these tesla's. And in fact, what I told you an
hour ago, Chucie, that I found a new way to
make these things just go up like a matchbook, and
that is you crush up a bunch of styrofoam cups
and then you light you put that under the tesla,

(56:12):
and then you light that with napalm and the whole
thing just goes up like a beautiful pyre. It's amazing.
It was a young person no older than seven who
instructed me how to do that. Little Pyro said, if
you do this, that will cause that that vehicle, that
that horrible vehicle, that that logo of capitalism that we

(56:35):
don't need, that will cause that to go right up.
And I'll tell you what, Little Pyro is right. And
the young people are our future. They're going to make eight, nine,
ten mistakes. And I think that a firm but fair
twelve strikes in your out policy for juvenile justice is
probably the way to go.

Speaker 2 (56:53):
Scop vot.

Speaker 1 (56:54):
Yes, again, a common mistake. I get that all the time.

Speaker 2 (56:57):
That's why you have the email all the time. Yes,
I think that this is a brilliant plan, and I
really hope you will consider just throwing your hat in
the race and running from air. It's not too late.

Speaker 1 (57:10):
Well, as long as the city, as long as city
Hall is so close to various churches and schools and
other places, I can't be within several hundred feet of
I see it's going to be it's going to be
a continued problem. But JU see the fact that you

(57:30):
see my idea and I hear I hear you valuing
my idea. That causes me to value you even more.
I see you, I kind of also see you. I
can't see anything out of my left eye. The right
eye is mostly just blobs and shapes tarn glaucoma. So

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we'll get an update here from seeing an ms NBC
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Good morning, emanating from the blue dots of Omaha, Nebraska's
second District. I don't know if that makes sense. I
am vot score. He's here with Chuicy Lapman. Chuicy Lapman,
the incredible broadcaster and mother of Ace and Gary Susquehanna.

(59:01):
Nomenclature Barack, Malia, blue dot and COVID baby, beautiful kids,
wonderful kids.

Speaker 2 (59:08):
Is it wrong to have a favorite?

Speaker 17 (59:11):
No?

Speaker 1 (59:11):
I if if I had kids, and I can't because
in my glaucoma, I just don't know where to put it,
and I if I did, I would tell them if
they were my favorite. I think that's a healthy thing.
It builds a character, and uh you know, let's them,
lets them know where they stand. I think honesty is

(59:32):
always the best policy. Oh but I told them all
of those kids a scary Susquehanna nomenclature Barack, Malia, blue Dot,
and COVID baby. Which is your favorite? Probably COVID baby.

Speaker 2 (59:43):
It's actually blue dot. It is blue dot.

Speaker 1 (59:46):
Yeah, that's uh, well, they are a great kid.

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Blue Dot's always my favorite.

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Yeah, my name's Potthole. Oh hi, And I was hoping
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I think that that was all no no, no, no, no,
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Exactly, it's right.

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Ohla, and I live in a tesla down by the river.

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