June 17, 2025 • 35 mins
Lucy and I are invaded by a cacophony of campin' kids before we share a few of our own camp experiences and wonder what happened at this camp in Iowa last week. Then, we turn our attention to 'splodin' Iranian television.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Scott vordies. We've got a number of kids from a
camp here. Come on in, Come on in, Come on in, guys,
delay now, bring them on in, come on over here,
grab microphones, let's talk. We're live on the radio right now.
Isn't this fun? Isn't this exciting? Was this Camp Dundee?
And all right? Someone who wants to be the spokesperson
(00:21):
for this ragtag group of ragamuffins? All right, all of
you just grab a microphone and talk to me. And
I think that we can wrap here, guys, because we're
approximately the same age. What are you laughing at? How
old are you are? You're twelve, I'm forty eight, so
we're about the same age. All right, this I like
this guy. He already just put on the headphones and
grabbed the micro.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Well, and he was the first one that I'll do it.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Yeah I know. He's like, yeah, I'll do it. All right, man,
we'll grab any microphone in front of you. There, we're on. Okay, now,
it's all right. You don't have to start boxing out
your friend swear. Yeah I know. Uh, Hey, guys, what
tell me about Camp Dundee? Someone tell me about Camp Dundee?
All right, grab a microphone and tell me. All right,
someone in, someone in front of a microphone, tell me yeah, yeah,
(01:07):
you go ahead, yeah, yes, yes, you there. What's your name? Hey, Ben? Uh?
Talking to that microphone and tell me about Camp Dundee.
It's really fun, yes, and do fun doing? What kind
of stuff you doing? Oh see, it's always the ones
who are like, I want to talk to the radio
(01:27):
and me pick me, pick me? All right, man, you're on. Uh.
It's harder than it looks, isn't it. Yeah? All right,
who else, We'll get back to you in a second. Here,
all right, you you back there jumping up and down.
Let's see, let's see if you can be a bit
more verbose than Ben. Who and what is your first name?
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Phoebe?
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Hi there, Phoebe. Tell me about Camp Dundee.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
So it's basically a like an organization, well not exactly.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
An organization, yea more of a gang.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Yeah, more of a gang. And it's basically a group
of people that will go around Dundee and like see
the adventures of it and like the hidden secrets. So
like we'll go to like hidden secrets.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Yeah, what kind of hidden secrets do we have around here?
Have you guys been down in that that tunnel that
goes underneath Dodge Street really yeah, cool like the Sunks.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Yeah, and they have a.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Whiffle ball place. I love that.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
And then we'll walk down to Memorial and Metcalf yeah,
which is always a good walk. And then we'll probably
and then we'll end the day with like some locally
some local shops like et Creamery and Amsterdam and Dabs.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yeah. You know, there's gonna be a big concert at
Memorial Park a week from Friday. Ringo Star is going
to be there. Do you have any idea who that is?
Have you ever heard of the Beatles?
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
He was with the Beatles. Wow, I know, isn't that cool?
You can all come down there. I'll make sure you
guys all get tickets. I know. Yes, that's so generous. IM.
It's a free concert. All right? Who else wants to
talk about what's going on in our world today? All right? There?
You got the Husker shirt on? You go ahead? What's
your first name? Kyler? Hey, Kyler? What's up? Man?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Not much?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Yeah? What what video games are we playing right now?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
No?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
I do like a lot, yeah, just a lot whatever,
I mean, whatever comes up, That's what we like. I like,
there's like a lot of favorite games.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
I mean, I just don't want to choose.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Yeah, you know you're playing all the Are you playing
all the cool games of the day, like a pac Man,
Frogger and Donkey Kong, Super Mario Brothers, I mean Legend
of Zelda?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Yes, I mean I do. I do play a little
bit of those. I mean I mean like record of those.
I don't play.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
But you ever played Pong? You like pong?
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
I never really played pong?
Speaker 1 (03:45):
What do you like better?
Speaker 2 (03:46):
But I have played ping pong in real life.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Do you like in television or Kaliko for your gaming system?
What are you in the Columbia Record Club?
Speaker 3 (03:55):
See?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
These are all conversations we had when we were all right,
we'll wrap the up, but we got a couple more
people here. Hello, young lady, you want to go talk
into a microphone and say something to the nice people.
She's got a very nice little trucker hat on. And
what's your first name? Cleo? Hi, Cleo? Can you tell
me anything about what you like about summer?
Speaker 3 (04:20):
I like doing to ELMTI and bendan time and my blende.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
I could not agree more. Can we get translator? In here.
She likes swimming in Elmwood Pool. Is that she's with
her friends? Yeah, Oh I love swimming at Elmwood Pool.
Sometimes I accidentally hit golf balls into Elmwood Pool. All right,
we got a bunch more kids in here. Everyone just
grab a microphone. Tell me your first name and say
(04:47):
hi to your mom or something like that. Okay, how
are you doing? My name? This is Connor? Anyone else?
Anyone else?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Hey, Mama, Nia, Papasia.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Thank you? That was Ben right there. All right, well guys,
it's so nice to have you here at the radio station.
This is proof that you can actually get paid for
goofing around and dress up like I am today. And
since you can't see me and the kids camp, I'm
wearing a suit. I have a tie on today. Hey, hey,
(05:25):
sh I know I look like I'm gonna spend all
day in a gym, probably because I'm gonna spend all
day in a gym, But you know I'm wearing a suit.
It's a tuxedo. In fact, you ever have a tuxedo
on Dundee Ross. This is Yes, we are very happy
with Camp Dundee. We here at this radio station love
being a part of the Dundee community, even though there
are some of our neighbors here don't like us very much.
(05:47):
But it's great to see you guys. Thanks a lot
for coming in. All right, that's Camp Dundee right there.
Thanks guys, all right, thank you Delaney for bringing them in.
Well we actually I know Lucy Chapman so excited right now. Oh,
here's the part of the show where Lucy says she's
(06:07):
glad she doesn't have kids. I actually have a story kids.
Suddenly there's a million kids and they're all do you
hear them just talking to me? It's a what are
you asking me? Can you have what? Oh? Can you
have a job? You can have my job? You you
(06:29):
didn't talk in the microphone and you want to all right,
you're the last one that gets to do it. All right,
go over there and tell me your name. Sorry, this
kid's super cute. He's like, I didn't I didn't get
to talk. He's one of the younger guys here. And
what is what is your name?
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Chair?
Speaker 1 (06:46):
You can just stand there and talk into the microphone.
What is your first name? He can't reach it from
the chair. All right, Delaney's gonna help. What's your name? Hey, Dawson,
I love that name. Are your named for Andre Dawson
Dawson's Creek? Okay, Dawson, what would you like to say?
This is your big moment. You're broadcasting across fifty thousand watts.
(07:11):
We're blanketing the Midwest. They can hear us in Finland
right now? What do you want to say? I feel
the same way during most radio shows. It's just that overwhelming,
like now what do I do? I get it?
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Ask him if he has a dog.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
My friend Lucy over here wants to know if you
have a dog. Do you have a dog? Yeah? Nice job, Lucy,
good question. Yeah, all right, we gotta go, guys, Thank
you very much. Thank you Dawson. It's very nice to
see you. Lucy. Do you ever go to a summer camp?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
I never heard the stories of me growing up.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Yeah, I'd like to withdraw the question.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
I actually did get to go to a girl scout camp.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Okay, so then my question is not completely ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Letely ridiculous. I got thrown out afterwards.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Lucy was a Newsy or was it Oliver Twist? That's
how that's how Lucy grew up. Just pick pocketing lumb is. Yeah, yeah,
lum is lame is you know, it's it's a plural.
So yeah, that was. That was Lucy's childhood. No, you
went to a girl Scout summer camp at one point.
(08:27):
I did, And and how was it?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
I still absolutely remember it as if I was there yesterday.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
You don't remember anything, You don't remember anything about it.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
No, I do. I remember much of it as if
I was there yesterday. And I did get way back
way back when in the very ancient times of public
school they did a thing called outdoor ed. Yeah, now
they might have some form of it.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
And you get to go to camp as a sixth grader. Yeah,
oh man, that was the best. That was the best best.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
So twice I guess I went.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
I don't remember where the camp was exactly, not that
I don't either. I want to say it was. I mean,
it had to have been Camp Kentucky, but I don't
think it was. But it might have been.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
But when you did that, you were in Ralston Public Schools,
yes see, and I was in District sixty six at
that time. I don't think ops ever did that where
they actually went camping, really, I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
My kids they've never done that.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Well, I think it's been gone for a long time. Yeah,
too muchability, But why because everybody is afraid of everything.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Here was my sixth grade camp experience. At the last
day of camp, you get a chance to do the
the high wire.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Which was only why you didn't get to do that.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
I don't know, fifteen feet off the ground, and so
you you get you're all clipped in, you got all
the carabineers, you got adults and kids kind of holding
all the ropes, so there's lots of fail safe So
so you're not going to get hurt, and you just
walk across this tightrope where you're holding on to a
rope at about shoulder height and then you're walking across
(10:10):
the tightrope and it's virtually impossible to get injured. Well,
there was a kid. I don't know if we lined up.
We probably did. They probably just said line up in
alphabetical order. So a kid with the last name S
goes up there, and then we have lots of kids
up there, so you know we're behind him. Some of
(10:32):
the kids with last names behind S. As a vore,
he is was a the or near the back of
the line. Well, this kid with the last name S.
Gets up there, and he gets about halfway across and
he freezes. He will not budge, he won't back up,
he won't go forward, and everyone's trying to encourage him.
(10:55):
Come on, kid with last name S. We didn't know
his name, Come on, you can do it. You can
do it, camp counselors, come on, you can do it.
And finally they had to send someone up after him.
But because of the liability and everything, they had to
set it up to where that particular counselor was all
carabineered in and had his own ropes and lines and
all that. Well, the thing isn't set up for two
(11:16):
people to be up there at one time, so that no,
it was just it was a It was a long
and major undertaking. And we went from I mean the kids,
the kids who had already done it, they didn't really care,
but the kids who had yet to do it realized, hey,
clock's ticking. We got to get on the bus and
go back to civilization. We're not going to get to
(11:38):
do it unless this kid gets off there. So we
went from being encouraging to like chucking rocks at him,
trying and knock him off the thing. Get over there,
Come on, what are you doing? And he just frozen.
Finally some counselors got up there and they escorted him
across to the other platform, and then they said, sorry,
(12:00):
times up, we gotta go. Now there were me. It
was me and just like I don't know, seven other kids,
they didn't get a chance to do it. Yes, alphabetical
or groups. Yeah, so it was like me, Tracy had
a last name V. Faith was a W.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
There's a few of us, so you were throwing the
biggest rocks.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Oh yeah. I was like, hey, where's that archery set?
I'm shooting bows and arrow at him? How about this
form winging arrows? So we didn't get a chance to
do it, and they sent us back to school where
we were released to our parents. And I didn't complain, Lucy,
(12:41):
it's not my nature to complain, you know that. I
never complained about anything. So I didn't complain. I didn't
say a word about it. But I guess one of
the other kid's parents were like, it was like the
biggest thing they were looking forward and they didn't get
to do So finally they're like, all right, all right,
who didn't get a chance to do it? And it
was those of us who didn't, and along with a
(13:03):
few others who already did but work that saw what
was happening is I didn't get to So now suddenly
what went from like five of us, seven of us
not doing it, Suddenly it's not fifteen of us. And
a couple days later we're back on the bus and
we're going back out to camp Wow, so we can
do the line. And now we're getting it. Like wait
a second, we get now a half day off school
(13:25):
to go out and just do this and be outside
and do this. Someone else needs to get stuck up there.
Someone else needs to go up there and develop some
sort of stage fright up there on.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
The line with the original kid with you.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Well, he got to do it. He made it, and
we were all very aware of that they'll never find
his body. But we got a chance to go back
out there and we got a chance to do it,
and it was really nice. I'll add that to the
two times I've been some level of either tight roping
or repelling or all harnessed in. I did that, and
(13:59):
then the Woodman Tower repelling, where I went down the
side of the Woodman Tower pretty much the same thing
as your sixth grade camp experience. This next story about
summer camp in Iowa not so idyllic? Really, do you
know this?
Speaker 2 (14:17):
This sweet memory train with that.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
There's gonna be enough? Time has passed before I got
to tell you, I don't know if it's as bad
as I don't know. I don't know. I'll tell you
here's your broadcast teas eighty eight kids are in protective
custody and a summer camp for children has been shut
(14:42):
down in Iowa. I'll tell you all I know. Next,
Scott Voice, we had a whole team of campers show
up here. We got a local group called Camp Dundee
here in Dundee, USA, so they came in. I brought
him in the studio. I did enjoy and I got
a couple of emails from people going, did you just
(15:04):
ask a ten year old kid if he was a
member of the Columbia Record Club? Yes, I believe I did.
Some conversations are more for us than the kids in
the studio. And then I'm trying to hustle them out,
and some little kid looks at me and goes, I
didn't get to talk on the radio. What I know this?
(15:25):
Little kids? I please, I mean suddenly he developed a
British accent. Did you hear that? This little kid just
suddenly went, please, I want to talk on the on
the radio.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
I did hear that?
Speaker 1 (15:37):
I want to be on the Telly, Like, well, this
isn't the Telly, it's radio. I want to talk on
the Telly radio. So then Pepa Pig goes over there,
grabs a microphone then and that has nothing to say.
I love it. We've done this a number of times,
boy Scout troops, some schools come through here, and it's
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every single time, all right, who wants to talk? Who
wants to lead this rag tag outfit? And there's always
some boy it's like me me, pick me, pick me,
pick me? All right, man, jump up to that microphone.
What do you got to say? Nothing? And that's that's
the first. And I do that not to bring the
radio show to a screeching halt, though I'm not above
(16:23):
doing that. See I just did. Now I do that
because let that be an early lesson to the girls
in the class going, Oh, these guys are truly all bluster.
They're all all talk, no action, and so.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
You just totally broke their game.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
I reveal that wrecked it yep, I know, I gotta
do that. So then we had them in here. Then
Lucy and I started talking about our camp experiences. Don't
worry if you missed it. It was well if you
missed it, Oh man, was it spicy. I don't smoke,
but I just I just threw down a couple of
heaters during the words from our sponsors, just because what
(17:04):
Lucy was telling me about her camp experiences as a teenager.
I look, we're gonna get fined by the FCC, and
we are fine with it if you mist and and
it wasn't recorded, so it won't be on the podcast later.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Sorry, Oh my my, the podcast missed it.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Oh yeah, Lucy. It sounded like one of those letters
to the editor of a dirty magazine. I was a
teenager at a small Midwestern camp and suddenly Robbie, the
camp counselor who I always had my eye on but
didn't think he knew who I was, came over and
asked me if I would put some suntan lotion on
his back.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
That that's how it's almost like you've read these things.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
That's how it started. That's why I was Robbie. So
the uh, that's how the story started and afterwards, I
mean we had to we had to have especially trained,
trained group of engineers come in here and reattach our.
That's how crazy losey stories of camp got. Sorry you
missed it? Where was I?
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Yes, so now people are emailing me camp stuff. Paula
says that we probably went to Camp Hitchcock in Honeycreek.
She's a Ralston kid too. She's a Mockingbird kid. Uh ohrah?
Is that what they say? Oh wait, that's the Marines. Sorry,
(18:28):
I'm a Bloomfield kid. Paula says, not only was I
a camper, but then a counselor during my sophomore year
of high school. I wanted to do that. I wanted
to be a camp counselor. I don't know why they
thought it would be a bad idea to have me
around kids. Scott, your anecdotes are even more immature and
(18:49):
inappropriate than the most sophomoric of you sophomores. So no,
I'm not gonna let you do that now. Brandon emails
and says he went to the H. Stewart Camp for
the Blind. This was as a kid in Casper, Casper
keyithperg in Casper Mountain, Wyoming, and he says there was
(19:10):
actually a trail up there for the blind kids called
the Braille Trail, where you would go up there and
and there would be signs that you could read in brail,
and it would help direct you not only along the trail,
but tell you what it was that you were experiencing
there on the trail. That's a super cool thing. My
(19:30):
wife did something like that with me. She took me
to a cliff and had me blindfold myself and told
me to walk around for a while. So, yeah, Brandon,
I get the experience. Well, this is a very weird
story out of Columbus Junction, Iowa. Columbus Junction in Beautiful
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Louise County, Iowa, just southeast of Iowa City. It's a
summer camp where you now have eighty eight kids campers
who are now in protective custody after deputies conducted a
child safety operation just the other day at this camp
(20:16):
and they shut it down. The camp is run by
a group called Kingdom Ministry of Rehab and Recreation. This
is a group that says its mission is assisting individuals
in breaking free from addiction through God's word, offering food
and shelter to those in need and supporting individuals during
(20:37):
fasting and prayer. Maybe there was a mix up between
who should be fasting and who should be in need
of food and shelter. I don't know, and in fact,
no one really knows, because these eighty eight kids were
shuttled away from the camp and taken to a church
to meet with CPS. The kids are now in temporary
(20:58):
foster care until they can be safely reunited with parents, guardians,
or otherwise responsible adults. It gets a little confusing because
it seems like the primary language of this camp is
hok Chin, which is a little different than Haktua, which
brings us back to Lucy's camp stories from earlier, because
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sometimes you got a haktua. It's been on that thing.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
You're just you need ya.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Hakka chin it seems to be the prevailing language. And
that is a language, Lucy, you'll tell you.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
I'm gonna say It'ssians.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Yeah, spoken in Me and Ma and uh Burma some
parts of India. And so the camp was shut down.
The eighty eight kids have been in temporary care. What
we don't know is was anyone taken to the hospital.
It doesn't sound like any kid was taken to the hospital,
So I don't know that the abuse. I don't know
(22:02):
how severe the abuse is. But if it was really severe,
I mean this raid on this camp, a raid on
this camp happened last Thursday and Friday when they were
sorting all this out. No charge has been filed against anyone,
No one's arrested. We can't even get any details on
whether anyone has ever taken into custody or what's going on.
(22:25):
So we don't know anything about the nature of the
abuse or alleged endangerment. We don't know how old the
kids are, nothing about any of the camp directors or
counselors or anyone. The news release didn't say even why
authorities believe the kids were in danger. So it's it's
(22:48):
an adventure at this particular summer camp.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
I suppose if you take eighty kids out of a camp,
it is going to make the news in some fashion.
But man, what do you go You're going with nothing?
I mean, not you. But whoever I broke this, broke
this story.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
I hearken just about ten minutes ago to my broadcast
tease on this where you might recall me saying I'll
tell you everything I know, not everything there is that
everyone should know about this. I don't know about this.
It's I'm a little surprised. I mean, you're kind of
out there southeast Iowa City. That's God's country out there.
(23:32):
It was he left it long ago, but he said, hey,
I'll be right back. That was a long time ago.
I don't know if he's coming back. But and yes,
that that area does encompass Iowa City where God said, hey,
I got to run out to Nebraska, I'll be right back.
(23:53):
Don't touch any of my stuff. Depending on your point
of view and level of taste, which thankfully I didn't
bring with me into the radio studio today, I think
it's in my office. I haven't looked too hard for it.
So depending on your point of view and your level
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of taste, this is either a war crime or it's hilarious.
Here's what you're about to hear. This is I don't know,
a reporter, an announcer, a commentator, a female on Iranian
state TV. I'm a little surprised. I didn't realize they
(24:37):
were that progressive.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
I hadn't either.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Apparently Iranian broadcasters treat women with more respect than American broadcasters.
Ain't that right, tootz. Anyway, you hear the announcer on
Iranian state TV, and she was in the midst of
a pretty good rant against Israel. And what you hear
(25:03):
her say is as they're talking about the bomb's going
off around Iran. And when I say around Iran, it's
not neighborhoods, it's not schools, not hospitals. A highly surgical,
targeted attack against military installations and military leaders, as well
as the state run media and their propaganda. So it's
(25:26):
not like we're just carpet bombing and we'll just sort
it all out later. No, that's what Iran is doing
in response to Israel. War as hell. And here's a
bit of the sound of it. What you hear her
say in Farsi, I don't know what in Iranian? Is
(25:47):
that a language? I'm so stupid. What you hear her
say translated is what you heard was the voice of
the invader of the homeland, the voice of the invader
against the voice of truth and justice. That's the voice
you heard. And then you heard something else as she
was speaking out against Israel. That studio was.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Really close, really close.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Yeah, okay, yes, I know it sounds like the whole
thing just went absolute kabluey. No, there was a bomb
that went off right behind the studio enough to rock
the studio and have been not in a good way. No, No,
they weren't. They're like, all right, I'm in them. Tonight
(26:43):
here on Iranian State TV, we're gonna tell you how
great the Ayatola is. We're gonna give you some trafficing weather,
and then we are going to rock. It's a tooth
for Tuesday on Irania State TV. Who's ready to rock? Iraq?
No Iran. So you hear her speaking out against Israel
(27:06):
and then you can see the cameras starts shaking around.
The backdrop behind her falls down and bits of ceiling
start raining down on her as she just gets up
and moves out of the way. She sounds fun, doesn't she?
(27:30):
She sounds delightful.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
I don't know what was said there by the crew,
but if that was some sort of cursing in the
native language of Iran, my apologies to the Iran version
of the FCC, But yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
She'sa I think there's anc.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Yeah, it's called yeah you said something on Iranian State
You know what I mean by that? Right. Nothing is
said on Iranian state TV without the approval of the state,
the supreme religious leaders, the strict Islamic fundamentalist leaders of Iran.
I think right. And we've all been called into the
(28:14):
boss's office for things that, well, you shouldn't have said that.
But in Iran they say, we don't like what you said.
What did I say? Well, you said you know, may
you know allah akbar, But it didn't sound like your
heart was in it. So into the cage. And then
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they throw you in a cage. Wild animals in the
cage and they gnaw on.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
You, not pandas.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Sometimes it's pandas. You think it's going to be cute,
but they have sharp teeth. So she's in there doing
her whole thing.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Wait was that you.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
It looks like everyone lived there. I mean everyone survived
that blast, because if they didn't. Some of my cohorts
with the radio station we were saying, hey, do they
get any jobs open over there? It's it's how it
goes to media, So and so got fire. Really it
is a job opening, like you weren't even looking for
(29:28):
a job. I just can't help it. That's how it goes.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
That's never been me who's worse.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
The strict Islamic fundamentalist leaders of Iran State TV or
insert broadcast corporation company, not this one here. Yeah, so
she got she almost got blown up, real good film
and eleven at the moment that she's chastising Israel. Now,
(29:56):
I know that sounds super convenient. It's it's not as
fascinating as it sounds. If you turn on Iranian State
TV at any time, even you know, the teletubbies are
over there, you know, saying Israel hate the Jews, but
the doup. You know. So anything on Iranian State TV
(30:17):
is pretty much anti Israeli. So they just happened to
catch them during an anti Israel rant on the news,
probably because it was a day that ends and why.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
I don't think they do there though, what end?
Speaker 1 (30:30):
And why there's a day that ends in there's a
day that ends in three j's. For some reason, I
saw a news story about a potential life threatening allergen
in a product, and I wanted to tell you about
it so that you don't die. I don't want you
(30:53):
to catch your death. Also, if you happen to have
this particular food with a life threatening allergen in it, it.
Don't throw it away, give it to me. Because the
food is Briar's ice cream. I don't know if there's
anything on earth, not much anyway better than Briar's ice cream.
(31:17):
My dad's homemade ice cream is really good, but right
behind that Briar's ice cream. You ever have Briar's ice cream.
They're made out of Briar's horses.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
I have had it. I actually prefer camps, but Briar's
is very good too.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
I don't know if I've had camps. No, I've never
had bad ice cream.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
Oh I have.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
I Even bad ice cream is still pretty good though.
Like the great root beer float incident of twenty twenty five,
there's a place. It's not here. It's in Council Bluffs,
and it's in close proximity to at some entertainment center,
and they said we have desserts, Like, oh, let's go
(32:06):
over there after this game and get some desserts. And
we see the dessert menu. Yeah, we've got brownies, carrot cake,
and root pier floats, and so we're like, great, I'll
have a root beer float. How about you. I'll have
a brownie. Ah, we're out of brownies. Okay, how about
the carrot cake. We're out of the carrot cake, So
you have rootier floats? Yes, we do. They brought out
(32:28):
some of the saddest root beer floats I've ever seen.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
I thought this was going to be a spectacular story.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
One scoop of ice cream. I got half scoop of
vanilla ice cream and a mug that wasn't all that
frosty and only half full of root beer.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
Come on, you're lying.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
No, I'm not. Ask ask my dad. He was there
and we had each had root beer floats, and we're
fellow ice cream aficionados. And I hated that place so
much I'll never not only want to never go back,
I also nudge my friends with the Israeli defense forces
in the Massad and said, turns out that there is
(33:10):
a really thick camp of anti Israeli Iranian warlords in
this restaurant and council bluffs and let's listen in here.
I think she's making a root your float right now.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
Got them.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
That's the end of that. Scott Vories News Radio eleven
ten kfab wait. I didn't even finish the story. It's
like I saw it out now. Briars is written here
we'll requeue up the stinger. I'll try this again. AHM
Briars is recalling recalling their ice some of their ice
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cream products because they may contain tree nuts taken from
male trees. Let's see, the Rocky Road ice creams was
packaged in a tub that was supposed to be for
chocolate truffle, which stated that it may contain tree nuts.
And then it was packaged with the Rocky Road lid
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which explicitly declared almonds as an ingredient in the ice cream.
And now no one knows which ice creams and what tub.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
So there's nothing wrong with the ice cream, you.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
Know, but it might say they're wondering whether the ice
cream with the nuts got into the container that says
no nuts.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
Well, then I can just then I would agree with
what you said. Just bring your ice cream here. We'll
kind of take it off your hands.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
I will check for you whether I mean, I'm not
allergic to nuts, thank goodness. Even if there's broken glass
in there, I'll try and I can work around it.
So the impacted tubs have an expiration date of July tenth,
twenty twenty six, and a code of it makes sure
you're writing all this down zero seven seven five six
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seven four five seven two.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
Eight eight You mean ice cream can last for a year.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
I was surprised by that too.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
Yeah, I think it doesn't last for a year in
my house.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
In my house either. Scott Boys Mornings nine to eleven,
Our News Radio eleven ten Kfab
Scott vordies. We've got a number of kids from a
camp here. Come on in, Come on in, Come on in, guys,
delay now, bring them on in, come on over here,
grab microphones, let's talk. We're live on the radio right now.
Isn't this fun? Isn't this exciting? Was this Camp Dundee?
And all right? Someone who wants to be the spokesperson
(00:21):
for this ragtag group of ragamuffins? All right, all of
you just grab a microphone and talk to me. And
I think that we can wrap here, guys, because we're
approximately the same age. What are you laughing at? How
old are you are? You're twelve, I'm forty eight, so
we're about the same age. All right, this I like
this guy. He already just put on the headphones and
grabbed the micro.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Well, and he was the first one that I'll do it.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Yeah I know. He's like, yeah, I'll do it. All right, man,
we'll grab any microphone in front of you. There, we're on. Okay, now,
it's all right. You don't have to start boxing out
your friend swear. Yeah I know. Uh, Hey, guys, what
tell me about Camp Dundee? Someone tell me about Camp Dundee?
All right, grab a microphone and tell me. All right,
someone in, someone in front of a microphone, tell me yeah, yeah,
(01:07):
you go ahead, yeah, yes, yes, you there. What's your name? Hey, Ben? Uh?
Talking to that microphone and tell me about Camp Dundee.
It's really fun, yes, and do fun doing? What kind
of stuff you doing? Oh see, it's always the ones
who are like, I want to talk to the radio
(01:27):
and me pick me, pick me? All right, man, you're on. Uh.
It's harder than it looks, isn't it. Yeah? All right,
who else, We'll get back to you in a second. Here,
all right, you you back there jumping up and down.
Let's see, let's see if you can be a bit
more verbose than Ben. Who and what is your first name?
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Phoebe?
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Hi there, Phoebe. Tell me about Camp Dundee.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
So it's basically a like an organization, well not exactly.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
An organization, yea more of a gang.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Yeah, more of a gang. And it's basically a group
of people that will go around Dundee and like see
the adventures of it and like the hidden secrets. So
like we'll go to like hidden secrets.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Yeah, what kind of hidden secrets do we have around here?
Have you guys been down in that that tunnel that
goes underneath Dodge Street really yeah, cool like the Sunks.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Yeah, and they have a.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Whiffle ball place. I love that.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
And then we'll walk down to Memorial and Metcalf yeah,
which is always a good walk. And then we'll probably
and then we'll end the day with like some locally
some local shops like et Creamery and Amsterdam and Dabs.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yeah. You know, there's gonna be a big concert at
Memorial Park a week from Friday. Ringo Star is going
to be there. Do you have any idea who that is?
Have you ever heard of the Beatles?
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
He was with the Beatles. Wow, I know, isn't that cool?
You can all come down there. I'll make sure you
guys all get tickets. I know. Yes, that's so generous. IM.
It's a free concert. All right? Who else wants to
talk about what's going on in our world today? All right? There?
You got the Husker shirt on? You go ahead? What's
your first name? Kyler? Hey, Kyler? What's up? Man?
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Not much?
Speaker 1 (03:10):
Yeah? What what video games are we playing right now?
Speaker 3 (03:16):
No?
Speaker 1 (03:16):
I do like a lot, yeah, just a lot whatever,
I mean, whatever comes up, That's what we like. I like,
there's like a lot of favorite games.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
I mean, I just don't want to choose.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Yeah, you know you're playing all the Are you playing
all the cool games of the day, like a pac Man,
Frogger and Donkey Kong, Super Mario Brothers, I mean Legend
of Zelda?
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Yes, I mean I do. I do play a little
bit of those. I mean I mean like record of those.
I don't play.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
But you ever played Pong? You like pong?
Speaker 3 (03:43):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:44):
I never really played pong?
Speaker 1 (03:45):
What do you like better?
Speaker 2 (03:46):
But I have played ping pong in real life.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Do you like in television or Kaliko for your gaming system?
What are you in the Columbia Record Club?
Speaker 3 (03:55):
See?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
These are all conversations we had when we were all right,
we'll wrap the up, but we got a couple more
people here. Hello, young lady, you want to go talk
into a microphone and say something to the nice people.
She's got a very nice little trucker hat on. And
what's your first name? Cleo? Hi, Cleo? Can you tell
me anything about what you like about summer?
Speaker 3 (04:20):
I like doing to ELMTI and bendan time and my blende.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
I could not agree more. Can we get translator? In here.
She likes swimming in Elmwood Pool. Is that she's with
her friends? Yeah, Oh I love swimming at Elmwood Pool.
Sometimes I accidentally hit golf balls into Elmwood Pool. All right,
we got a bunch more kids in here. Everyone just
grab a microphone. Tell me your first name and say
(04:47):
hi to your mom or something like that. Okay, how
are you doing? My name? This is Connor? Anyone else?
Anyone else?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Hey, Mama, Nia, Papasia.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Thank you? That was Ben right there. All right, well guys,
it's so nice to have you here at the radio station.
This is proof that you can actually get paid for
goofing around and dress up like I am today. And
since you can't see me and the kids camp, I'm
wearing a suit. I have a tie on today. Hey, hey,
(05:25):
sh I know I look like I'm gonna spend all
day in a gym, probably because I'm gonna spend all
day in a gym, But you know I'm wearing a suit.
It's a tuxedo. In fact, you ever have a tuxedo
on Dundee Ross. This is Yes, we are very happy
with Camp Dundee. We here at this radio station love
being a part of the Dundee community, even though there
are some of our neighbors here don't like us very much.
(05:47):
But it's great to see you guys. Thanks a lot
for coming in. All right, that's Camp Dundee right there.
Thanks guys, all right, thank you Delaney for bringing them in.
Well we actually I know Lucy Chapman so excited right now. Oh,
here's the part of the show where Lucy says she's
(06:07):
glad she doesn't have kids. I actually have a story kids.
Suddenly there's a million kids and they're all do you
hear them just talking to me? It's a what are
you asking me? Can you have what? Oh? Can you
have a job? You can have my job? You you
(06:29):
didn't talk in the microphone and you want to all right,
you're the last one that gets to do it. All right,
go over there and tell me your name. Sorry, this
kid's super cute. He's like, I didn't I didn't get
to talk. He's one of the younger guys here. And
what is what is your name?
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Chair?
Speaker 1 (06:46):
You can just stand there and talk into the microphone.
What is your first name? He can't reach it from
the chair. All right, Delaney's gonna help. What's your name? Hey, Dawson,
I love that name. Are your named for Andre Dawson
Dawson's Creek? Okay, Dawson, what would you like to say?
This is your big moment. You're broadcasting across fifty thousand watts.
(07:11):
We're blanketing the Midwest. They can hear us in Finland
right now? What do you want to say? I feel
the same way during most radio shows. It's just that overwhelming,
like now what do I do? I get it?
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Ask him if he has a dog.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
My friend Lucy over here wants to know if you
have a dog. Do you have a dog? Yeah? Nice job, Lucy,
good question. Yeah, all right, we gotta go, guys, Thank
you very much. Thank you Dawson. It's very nice to
see you. Lucy. Do you ever go to a summer camp?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
I never heard the stories of me growing up.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Yeah, I'd like to withdraw the question.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
I actually did get to go to a girl scout camp.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Okay, so then my question is not completely ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Letely ridiculous. I got thrown out afterwards.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Lucy was a Newsy or was it Oliver Twist? That's
how that's how Lucy grew up. Just pick pocketing lumb is. Yeah, yeah,
lum is lame is you know, it's it's a plural.
So yeah, that was. That was Lucy's childhood. No, you
went to a girl Scout summer camp at one point.
(08:27):
I did, And and how was it?
Speaker 2 (08:30):
I still absolutely remember it as if I was there yesterday.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
You don't remember anything, You don't remember anything about it.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
No, I do. I remember much of it as if
I was there yesterday. And I did get way back
way back when in the very ancient times of public
school they did a thing called outdoor ed. Yeah, now
they might have some form of it.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
And you get to go to camp as a sixth grader. Yeah,
oh man, that was the best. That was the best best.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
So twice I guess I went.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
I don't remember where the camp was exactly, not that
I don't either. I want to say it was. I mean,
it had to have been Camp Kentucky, but I don't
think it was. But it might have been.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
But when you did that, you were in Ralston Public Schools,
yes see, and I was in District sixty six at
that time. I don't think ops ever did that where
they actually went camping, really, I don't think so.
Speaker 1 (09:25):
My kids they've never done that.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Well, I think it's been gone for a long time. Yeah,
too muchability, But why because everybody is afraid of everything.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Here was my sixth grade camp experience. At the last
day of camp, you get a chance to do the
the high wire.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Which was only why you didn't get to do that.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
I don't know, fifteen feet off the ground, and so
you you get you're all clipped in, you got all
the carabineers, you got adults and kids kind of holding
all the ropes, so there's lots of fail safe So
so you're not going to get hurt, and you just
walk across this tightrope where you're holding on to a
rope at about shoulder height and then you're walking across
(10:10):
the tightrope and it's virtually impossible to get injured. Well,
there was a kid. I don't know if we lined up.
We probably did. They probably just said line up in
alphabetical order. So a kid with the last name S
goes up there, and then we have lots of kids
up there, so you know we're behind him. Some of
(10:32):
the kids with last names behind S. As a vore,
he is was a the or near the back of
the line. Well, this kid with the last name S.
Gets up there, and he gets about halfway across and
he freezes. He will not budge, he won't back up,
he won't go forward, and everyone's trying to encourage him.
(10:55):
Come on, kid with last name S. We didn't know
his name, Come on, you can do it. You can
do it, camp counselors, come on, you can do it.
And finally they had to send someone up after him.
But because of the liability and everything, they had to
set it up to where that particular counselor was all
carabineered in and had his own ropes and lines and
all that. Well, the thing isn't set up for two
(11:16):
people to be up there at one time, so that no,
it was just it was a It was a long
and major undertaking. And we went from I mean the kids,
the kids who had already done it, they didn't really care,
but the kids who had yet to do it realized, hey,
clock's ticking. We got to get on the bus and
go back to civilization. We're not going to get to
(11:38):
do it unless this kid gets off there. So we
went from being encouraging to like chucking rocks at him,
trying and knock him off the thing. Get over there,
Come on, what are you doing? And he just frozen.
Finally some counselors got up there and they escorted him
across to the other platform, and then they said, sorry,
(12:00):
times up, we gotta go. Now there were me. It
was me and just like I don't know, seven other kids,
they didn't get a chance to do it. Yes, alphabetical
or groups. Yeah, so it was like me, Tracy had
a last name V. Faith was a W.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
There's a few of us, so you were throwing the
biggest rocks.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Oh yeah. I was like, hey, where's that archery set?
I'm shooting bows and arrow at him? How about this
form winging arrows? So we didn't get a chance to
do it, and they sent us back to school where
we were released to our parents. And I didn't complain, Lucy,
(12:41):
it's not my nature to complain, you know that. I
never complained about anything. So I didn't complain. I didn't
say a word about it. But I guess one of
the other kid's parents were like, it was like the
biggest thing they were looking forward and they didn't get
to do So finally they're like, all right, all right,
who didn't get a chance to do it? And it
was those of us who didn't, and along with a
(13:03):
few others who already did but work that saw what
was happening is I didn't get to So now suddenly
what went from like five of us, seven of us
not doing it, Suddenly it's not fifteen of us. And
a couple days later we're back on the bus and
we're going back out to camp Wow, so we can
do the line. And now we're getting it. Like wait
a second, we get now a half day off school
(13:25):
to go out and just do this and be outside
and do this. Someone else needs to get stuck up there.
Someone else needs to go up there and develop some
sort of stage fright up there on.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
The line with the original kid with you.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
Well, he got to do it. He made it, and
we were all very aware of that they'll never find
his body. But we got a chance to go back
out there and we got a chance to do it,
and it was really nice. I'll add that to the
two times I've been some level of either tight roping
or repelling or all harnessed in. I did that, and
(13:59):
then the Woodman Tower repelling, where I went down the
side of the Woodman Tower pretty much the same thing
as your sixth grade camp experience. This next story about
summer camp in Iowa not so idyllic? Really, do you
know this?
Speaker 2 (14:17):
This sweet memory train with that.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
There's gonna be enough? Time has passed before I got
to tell you, I don't know if it's as bad
as I don't know. I don't know. I'll tell you
here's your broadcast teas eighty eight kids are in protective
custody and a summer camp for children has been shut
(14:42):
down in Iowa. I'll tell you all I know. Next,
Scott Voice, we had a whole team of campers show
up here. We got a local group called Camp Dundee
here in Dundee, USA, so they came in. I brought
him in the studio. I did enjoy and I got
a couple of emails from people going, did you just
(15:04):
ask a ten year old kid if he was a
member of the Columbia Record Club? Yes, I believe I did.
Some conversations are more for us than the kids in
the studio. And then I'm trying to hustle them out,
and some little kid looks at me and goes, I
didn't get to talk on the radio. What I know this?
(15:25):
Little kids? I please, I mean suddenly he developed a
British accent. Did you hear that? This little kid just
suddenly went, please, I want to talk on the on
the radio.
Speaker 2 (15:36):
I did hear that?
Speaker 1 (15:37):
I want to be on the Telly, Like, well, this
isn't the Telly, it's radio. I want to talk on
the Telly radio. So then Pepa Pig goes over there,
grabs a microphone then and that has nothing to say.
I love it. We've done this a number of times,
boy Scout troops, some schools come through here, and it's
(15:58):
every single time, all right, who wants to talk? Who
wants to lead this rag tag outfit? And there's always
some boy it's like me me, pick me, pick me,
pick me? All right, man, jump up to that microphone.
What do you got to say? Nothing? And that's that's
the first. And I do that not to bring the
radio show to a screeching halt, though I'm not above
(16:23):
doing that. See I just did. Now I do that
because let that be an early lesson to the girls
in the class going, Oh, these guys are truly all bluster.
They're all all talk, no action, and so.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
You just totally broke their game.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
I reveal that wrecked it yep, I know, I gotta
do that. So then we had them in here. Then
Lucy and I started talking about our camp experiences. Don't
worry if you missed it. It was well if you
missed it, Oh man, was it spicy. I don't smoke,
but I just I just threw down a couple of
heaters during the words from our sponsors, just because what
(17:04):
Lucy was telling me about her camp experiences as a teenager.
I look, we're gonna get fined by the FCC, and
we are fine with it if you mist and and
it wasn't recorded, so it won't be on the podcast later.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Sorry, Oh my my, the podcast missed it.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
Oh yeah, Lucy. It sounded like one of those letters
to the editor of a dirty magazine. I was a
teenager at a small Midwestern camp and suddenly Robbie, the
camp counselor who I always had my eye on but
didn't think he knew who I was, came over and
asked me if I would put some suntan lotion on
his back.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
That that's how it's almost like you've read these things.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
That's how it started. That's why I was Robbie. So
the uh, that's how the story started and afterwards, I
mean we had to we had to have especially trained,
trained group of engineers come in here and reattach our.
That's how crazy losey stories of camp got. Sorry you
missed it? Where was I?
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (18:08):
Yes, so now people are emailing me camp stuff. Paula
says that we probably went to Camp Hitchcock in Honeycreek.
She's a Ralston kid too. She's a Mockingbird kid. Uh ohrah?
Is that what they say? Oh wait, that's the Marines. Sorry,
(18:28):
I'm a Bloomfield kid. Paula says, not only was I
a camper, but then a counselor during my sophomore year
of high school. I wanted to do that. I wanted
to be a camp counselor. I don't know why they
thought it would be a bad idea to have me
around kids. Scott, your anecdotes are even more immature and
(18:49):
inappropriate than the most sophomoric of you sophomores. So no,
I'm not gonna let you do that now. Brandon emails
and says he went to the H. Stewart Camp for
the Blind. This was as a kid in Casper, Casper
keyithperg in Casper Mountain, Wyoming, and he says there was
(19:10):
actually a trail up there for the blind kids called
the Braille Trail, where you would go up there and
and there would be signs that you could read in brail,
and it would help direct you not only along the trail,
but tell you what it was that you were experiencing
there on the trail. That's a super cool thing. My
(19:30):
wife did something like that with me. She took me
to a cliff and had me blindfold myself and told
me to walk around for a while. So, yeah, Brandon,
I get the experience. Well, this is a very weird
story out of Columbus Junction, Iowa. Columbus Junction in Beautiful
(19:55):
Louise County, Iowa, just southeast of Iowa City. It's a
summer camp where you now have eighty eight kids campers
who are now in protective custody after deputies conducted a
child safety operation just the other day at this camp
(20:16):
and they shut it down. The camp is run by
a group called Kingdom Ministry of Rehab and Recreation. This
is a group that says its mission is assisting individuals
in breaking free from addiction through God's word, offering food
and shelter to those in need and supporting individuals during
(20:37):
fasting and prayer. Maybe there was a mix up between
who should be fasting and who should be in need
of food and shelter. I don't know, and in fact,
no one really knows, because these eighty eight kids were
shuttled away from the camp and taken to a church
to meet with CPS. The kids are now in temporary
(20:58):
foster care until they can be safely reunited with parents, guardians,
or otherwise responsible adults. It gets a little confusing because
it seems like the primary language of this camp is
hok Chin, which is a little different than Haktua, which
brings us back to Lucy's camp stories from earlier, because
(21:21):
sometimes you got a haktua. It's been on that thing.
Speaker 2 (21:25):
You're just you need ya.
Speaker 1 (21:29):
Hakka chin it seems to be the prevailing language. And
that is a language, Lucy, you'll tell you.
Speaker 2 (21:36):
I'm gonna say It'ssians.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
Yeah, spoken in Me and Ma and uh Burma some
parts of India. And so the camp was shut down.
The eighty eight kids have been in temporary care. What
we don't know is was anyone taken to the hospital.
It doesn't sound like any kid was taken to the hospital,
So I don't know that the abuse. I don't know
(22:02):
how severe the abuse is. But if it was really severe,
I mean this raid on this camp, a raid on
this camp happened last Thursday and Friday when they were
sorting all this out. No charge has been filed against anyone,
No one's arrested. We can't even get any details on
whether anyone has ever taken into custody or what's going on.
(22:25):
So we don't know anything about the nature of the
abuse or alleged endangerment. We don't know how old the
kids are, nothing about any of the camp directors or
counselors or anyone. The news release didn't say even why
authorities believe the kids were in danger. So it's it's
(22:48):
an adventure at this particular summer camp.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
I suppose if you take eighty kids out of a camp,
it is going to make the news in some fashion.
But man, what do you go You're going with nothing?
I mean, not you. But whoever I broke this, broke
this story.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
I hearken just about ten minutes ago to my broadcast
tease on this where you might recall me saying I'll
tell you everything I know, not everything there is that
everyone should know about this. I don't know about this.
It's I'm a little surprised. I mean, you're kind of
out there southeast Iowa City. That's God's country out there.
(23:32):
It was he left it long ago, but he said, hey,
I'll be right back. That was a long time ago.
I don't know if he's coming back. But and yes,
that that area does encompass Iowa City where God said, hey,
I got to run out to Nebraska, I'll be right back.
(23:53):
Don't touch any of my stuff. Depending on your point
of view and level of taste, which thankfully I didn't
bring with me into the radio studio today, I think
it's in my office. I haven't looked too hard for it.
So depending on your point of view and your level
(24:13):
of taste, this is either a war crime or it's hilarious.
Here's what you're about to hear. This is I don't know,
a reporter, an announcer, a commentator, a female on Iranian
state TV. I'm a little surprised. I didn't realize they
(24:37):
were that progressive.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
I hadn't either.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Apparently Iranian broadcasters treat women with more respect than American broadcasters.
Ain't that right, tootz. Anyway, you hear the announcer on
Iranian state TV, and she was in the midst of
a pretty good rant against Israel. And what you hear
(25:03):
her say is as they're talking about the bomb's going
off around Iran. And when I say around Iran, it's
not neighborhoods, it's not schools, not hospitals. A highly surgical,
targeted attack against military installations and military leaders, as well
as the state run media and their propaganda. So it's
(25:26):
not like we're just carpet bombing and we'll just sort
it all out later. No, that's what Iran is doing
in response to Israel. War as hell. And here's a
bit of the sound of it. What you hear her
say in Farsi, I don't know what in Iranian? Is
(25:47):
that a language? I'm so stupid. What you hear her
say translated is what you heard was the voice of
the invader of the homeland, the voice of the invader
against the voice of truth and justice. That's the voice
you heard. And then you heard something else as she
was speaking out against Israel. That studio was.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Really close, really close.
Speaker 1 (26:20):
Yeah, okay, yes, I know it sounds like the whole
thing just went absolute kabluey. No, there was a bomb
that went off right behind the studio enough to rock
the studio and have been not in a good way. No, No,
they weren't. They're like, all right, I'm in them. Tonight
(26:43):
here on Iranian State TV, we're gonna tell you how
great the Ayatola is. We're gonna give you some trafficing weather,
and then we are going to rock. It's a tooth
for Tuesday on Irania State TV. Who's ready to rock? Iraq?
No Iran. So you hear her speaking out against Israel
(27:06):
and then you can see the cameras starts shaking around.
The backdrop behind her falls down and bits of ceiling
start raining down on her as she just gets up
and moves out of the way. She sounds fun, doesn't she?
(27:30):
She sounds delightful.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
I don't know what was said there by the crew,
but if that was some sort of cursing in the
native language of Iran, my apologies to the Iran version
of the FCC, But yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
She'sa I think there's anc.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
Yeah, it's called yeah you said something on Iranian State
You know what I mean by that? Right. Nothing is
said on Iranian state TV without the approval of the state,
the supreme religious leaders, the strict Islamic fundamentalist leaders of Iran.
I think right. And we've all been called into the
(28:14):
boss's office for things that, well, you shouldn't have said that.
But in Iran they say, we don't like what you said.
What did I say? Well, you said you know, may
you know allah akbar, But it didn't sound like your
heart was in it. So into the cage. And then
(28:34):
they throw you in a cage. Wild animals in the
cage and they gnaw on.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
You, not pandas.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
Sometimes it's pandas. You think it's going to be cute,
but they have sharp teeth. So she's in there doing
her whole thing.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Wait was that you.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
It looks like everyone lived there. I mean everyone survived
that blast, because if they didn't. Some of my cohorts
with the radio station we were saying, hey, do they
get any jobs open over there? It's it's how it
goes to media, So and so got fire. Really it
is a job opening, like you weren't even looking for
(29:28):
a job. I just can't help it. That's how it goes.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
That's never been me who's worse.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
The strict Islamic fundamentalist leaders of Iran State TV or
insert broadcast corporation company, not this one here. Yeah, so
she got she almost got blown up, real good film
and eleven at the moment that she's chastising Israel. Now,
(29:56):
I know that sounds super convenient. It's it's not as
fascinating as it sounds. If you turn on Iranian State
TV at any time, even you know, the teletubbies are
over there, you know, saying Israel hate the Jews, but
the doup. You know. So anything on Iranian State TV
(30:17):
is pretty much anti Israeli. So they just happened to
catch them during an anti Israel rant on the news,
probably because it was a day that ends and why.
Speaker 2 (30:27):
I don't think they do there though, what end?
Speaker 1 (30:30):
And why there's a day that ends in there's a
day that ends in three j's. For some reason, I
saw a news story about a potential life threatening allergen
in a product, and I wanted to tell you about
it so that you don't die. I don't want you
(30:53):
to catch your death. Also, if you happen to have
this particular food with a life threatening allergen in it, it.
Don't throw it away, give it to me. Because the
food is Briar's ice cream. I don't know if there's
anything on earth, not much anyway better than Briar's ice cream.
(31:17):
My dad's homemade ice cream is really good, but right
behind that Briar's ice cream. You ever have Briar's ice cream.
They're made out of Briar's horses.
Speaker 2 (31:31):
I have had it. I actually prefer camps, but Briar's
is very good too.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
I don't know if I've had camps. No, I've never
had bad ice cream.
Speaker 2 (31:41):
Oh I have.
Speaker 1 (31:44):
I Even bad ice cream is still pretty good though.
Like the great root beer float incident of twenty twenty five,
there's a place. It's not here. It's in Council Bluffs,
and it's in close proximity to at some entertainment center,
and they said we have desserts, Like, oh, let's go
(32:06):
over there after this game and get some desserts. And
we see the dessert menu. Yeah, we've got brownies, carrot cake,
and root pier floats, and so we're like, great, I'll
have a root beer float. How about you. I'll have
a brownie. Ah, we're out of brownies. Okay, how about
the carrot cake. We're out of the carrot cake, So
you have rootier floats? Yes, we do. They brought out
(32:28):
some of the saddest root beer floats I've ever seen.
Speaker 2 (32:31):
I thought this was going to be a spectacular story.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
One scoop of ice cream. I got half scoop of
vanilla ice cream and a mug that wasn't all that
frosty and only half full of root beer.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
Come on, you're lying.
Speaker 1 (32:46):
No, I'm not. Ask ask my dad. He was there
and we had each had root beer floats, and we're
fellow ice cream aficionados. And I hated that place so
much I'll never not only want to never go back,
I also nudge my friends with the Israeli defense forces
in the Massad and said, turns out that there is
(33:10):
a really thick camp of anti Israeli Iranian warlords in
this restaurant and council bluffs and let's listen in here.
I think she's making a root your float right now.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
Got them.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
That's the end of that. Scott Vories News Radio eleven
ten kfab wait. I didn't even finish the story. It's
like I saw it out now. Briars is written here
we'll requeue up the stinger. I'll try this again. AHM
Briars is recalling recalling their ice some of their ice
(33:52):
cream products because they may contain tree nuts taken from
male trees. Let's see, the Rocky Road ice creams was
packaged in a tub that was supposed to be for
chocolate truffle, which stated that it may contain tree nuts.
And then it was packaged with the Rocky Road lid
(34:13):
which explicitly declared almonds as an ingredient in the ice cream.
And now no one knows which ice creams and what tub.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
So there's nothing wrong with the ice cream, you.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
Know, but it might say they're wondering whether the ice
cream with the nuts got into the container that says
no nuts.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
Well, then I can just then I would agree with
what you said. Just bring your ice cream here. We'll
kind of take it off your hands.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
I will check for you whether I mean, I'm not
allergic to nuts, thank goodness. Even if there's broken glass
in there, I'll try and I can work around it.
So the impacted tubs have an expiration date of July tenth,
twenty twenty six, and a code of it makes sure
you're writing all this down zero seven seven five six
(35:02):
seven four five seven two.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
Eight eight You mean ice cream can last for a year.
Speaker 1 (35:07):
I was surprised by that too.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
Yeah, I think it doesn't last for a year in
my house.
Speaker 1 (35:11):
In my house either. Scott Boys Mornings nine to eleven,
Our News Radio eleven ten Kfab
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