Episode Transcript
Channel ninety three three is what happensto you if you look directly at an
eclipse. I looked at an eclipseand now I'm blind now, and they'll
behind the dumpster a sonic. Who'sthere? I looked at an eclipse with
the wrong goggles, and I grewa flipper and a tentacle where my penis
used to be. I just lookedat a Midsubishi eclipse at the dinership,
and I got bad credit. Sorry, mister Jack. My ex wife was
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a bitch, So kids, neverever ever looked directly at an eclipse.
A message from the station or fromsomeone. I don't know where it came
from. Actually I'm blind. Who'sthere? Nurse l Ol at five O
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