Episode Transcript
Channel ninety three to three. Welcometo the exciting world of unemployment. What's
so exciting about it? Oh,cheer up, No wonder you lost your
job. There's lots to love aboutyour new career in nothing like what like
sleep? No more waking up early. In fact, there's no reason to
ever wake up at all. It'snot like you'll be missed. Now.
(00:22):
Wow, now that you're unemployed,you don't even have to get dressed.
You can lounge around the apartment inyour underpants. I will I don't wear
underpants, and it's never too earlyto start drinking. As soon as you
get up, you can get faced. That sounds pretty good. I can
really get behind this unemployment thing.Think about it. No ringing phones,
no income text, no pesky friends, no annoying future. I wish I'd
(00:45):
been let go years ago. Nowshut up and pass the mad dog.
The ever growing world of unemployment nervesLOL at five or five brought to you
by Illegal Peach Search. Lol's oniHeartRadio.
Nerf's LOLs at 5:05 News
Popular Podcasts
Stuff You Should Know
If you've ever wanted to know about champagne, satanism, the Stonewall Uprising, chaos theory, LSD, El Nino, true crime and Rosa Parks, then look no further. Josh and Chuck have you covered.
Dateline NBC
Current and classic episodes, featuring compelling true-crime mysteries, powerful documentaries and in-depth investigations. Special Summer Offer: Exclusively on Apple Podcasts, try our Dateline Premium subscription completely free for one month! With Dateline Premium, you get every episode ad-free plus exclusive bonus content.
On Purpose with Jay Shetty
I’m Jay Shetty host of On Purpose the worlds #1 Mental Health podcast and I’m so grateful you found us. I started this podcast 5 years ago to invite you into conversations and workshops that are designed to help make you happier, healthier and more healed. I believe that when you (yes you) feel seen, heard and understood you’re able to deal with relationship struggles, work challenges and life’s ups and downs with more ease and grace. I interview experts, celebrities, thought leaders and athletes so that we can grow our mindset, build better habits and uncover a side of them we’ve never seen before. New episodes every Monday and Friday. Your support means the world to me and I don’t take it for granted — click the follow button and leave a review to help us spread the love with On Purpose. I can’t wait for you to listen to your first or 500th episode!