Episode Transcript
Channel ninety three to three. Ohgod, it's so hot. I know
my sweat is sweating. I've beenfarting just for the breeze. It's so
hot. My nipples are inverted.Look. Yeah, I'm using my shoes
as a jockstrap right now. Youlook. No, it's so hot.
I saw two fire hydrants fighting overa dog. It's so hot. The
(00:23):
ice cream truck that just drove bychange his name to cream. I'm using
Celsia it's instead of fahrenheit these days, just to have that lower number.
Yeah, I know. Texas hasbeen in triple digits so long they had
to learn how to count that high. I saw a couple of hobbits climb
up on my roof and throw aring off. I saw a guy with
a sign and said, will workfor shade. It's so hot. My
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ac is cranked a bankruptcy. It'sso hot. How about we just shut
up. That's a good idea.Nerves LOL at five oh five brought to
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