Episode Transcript
Channel ninety three three.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Congratulations, you have just purchased a killer whale. Here's how
to take care of your new pet. First, place saltwater
in your pool or jacuzzie. Next, pick up your killer
whale by the tail and submerge him. When your killer
whale is hungry, feed him dolphins and penguins. If no
(00:22):
dolphins or penguins are available, you may substitute cats, dogs, courses, goats,
phone repairments see World Whale Trainer, or spam. When swimming
with your killer whale, try not to look tasty. If
he tries to nepittus, swat him with your snorkel. No
bad whale, and most of all, enjoy your new pet.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Nerves.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
LOL at five or five brought you by illegal peach search.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
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