KNOW NOTHING OLYMPIC COMENTATORS LOL

With the number of sports NBC needed comentators for, it's no wonder they reached out to Snoop Dogg... but sometimes, they scraped the bottom of the barel to find "experts" to walk us through the action.   

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Channel ninety three to three, and we're back with the
street skate competition, one of the myriad sports here at
the Paris Olympic Games.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Oh huh, there are a lot of those sports to
cover there, sure are.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
I'm Scott Tamovich and I usually cover weightlifting.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
And I am Anthian Vuluche. And that was just having
it back at at the cafe. They said, can you
announce this sport? They said, shut up, leave me alone,
and then I am here, Well.

Speaker 4 (00:24):
You're doing great.

Speaker 5 (00:25):
At ten and here we go with our first skateboard writer,
Kevin Bodager from the US.

Speaker 4 (00:31):
I'm sure he's like the next Tony Hawk.

Speaker 2 (00:34):
Here he go into the area, going downhill on the thing.

Speaker 6 (00:37):
Now he jumped, Yes.

Speaker 4 (00:39):
He did a spinny thing with the board and landed.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
Jelly side up. So he's okay everybody. Now he's rolling
along into the other side and jumping up there once again.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Yes, and this time you do an out of spin
thing with the board, sir, ground He landed right on
the betest rug and it's friends right hand around. I
think you did that on purpose.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
He's continuing to roll into the other ramp jin, how
do you say ramp in French left as he finishes
his run. I wonder what the judges will think, as
that was all over the place.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Here come they judges scored.

Speaker 6 (01:16):
Now, well, okay, whatever that was, the judges really approve,
and Gavin Bodager moves to the top of the leaderboard
despite having the muscle tone of a wet noodle.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Quite frankly, well now they take a smoke break and
come back and see these children throw themselves down

Speaker 1 (01:34):
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