CORADOPEDIA BOW MAR LOL

Educating Coloradans about Colorado!  Let's shine a spotlight on a small town nestled in between Lakewood and Littleton... Bow Mar! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Channel ninety three three General ninety three three is Colorado
Pedia spotlines. Bomar founded in eighteen fifty eight. Bomar is
a witty bitty baby of a town as far as
they go, and Bomar is the town that likes to
swing both ways. It's located in both Jefferson and a
Rapahoe Counties. Don't like the government move across the street. Bomar,

(00:20):
although small, is huge on lakes. Almost a fifth of
the area Bomar is covered in water suck at Lakewood posers.
As a matter of fact, the name Bomar comes from
the local Bulls Lake and Marston Reservoir, making it the
second laziest named town in Colorado, right after Pueblo, which
literally means town gees. But Bomar is in fact a Pueblo.

(00:43):
It's got its own mayor waterboard, and it has its
own police force, which at one time literally had a
cop named Barney. Bull's Lake is packed full of fun
and recreational activities, while Marston Reservoir, though chock full of
great fishing, is on lockdown like Alcatraz and people aren't
been allowed to be within one hundred feet of it
unless you're under twenty and know how jumpable that fence is.

(01:05):
Bow Martians typically spend their day shooting duck at Skates City,
mooning golfers at Pinehurst Country Club, and dipping their privates
in the city's water supply. Super disrespectful. If you asked me.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Well today, I hope you learned a little more about
the wet and mild capital of South Suburbia, Bomar. Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
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