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October 29, 2024 1 min
If you're fat, bearded and wear a red suit, there's a holiday just for you in 2 months... Halloween however suits some of us PERFECTLY! 
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Channel ninety three three.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Halloween the perfect holiday. You loved it as a kid,
You loved it as an adult. You loved it when
your mother died.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Is it your dead mother?

Speaker 3 (00:13):
Sure, she came to visit it?

Speaker 1 (00:15):
What? Oh?

Speaker 4 (00:16):
Sorry?

Speaker 1 (00:17):
You loved it when your wife left by. You loved
it when you lost your job.

Speaker 4 (00:21):
You're all bloody and you're fired, okay, and.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Went to work at the college as a janitor.

Speaker 3 (00:26):
Oh, look at all these sinners.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
You loved Halloween when you became a slasher.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Hi, I'm vengeance, and when you.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Got out of the metal hospital. Pop.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Even today, you love Halloween now that you're a chainsaw guy.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
How do you start this stupid thing.

Speaker 5 (00:45):
Your whole life? You loved Halloween. There week goal the
perfect holiday for someone like you.

Speaker 6 (00:55):
Nurves lol at five oh five, brought to you by
illegal peach search. Lol's on.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
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Nerf's LOLs at 5:05 News

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