Episode Transcript
Halloween for dummies. Halloween is a time for fun. You
get great candy, you get free children. But if you're
not careful, Halloween can go horribly, horribly wrong. Don't buy
candy until Halloween Day or you will eat it all
yourself because you are a big fatty with no willpower.
When making a costume for your child, make sure he
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or she closes their eyes before drilling eye holes in
the mask. I don't protect your child by dressing them
in an all black costume, making them virtually invisible to molesters.
Were sure they may be hit by a car, But
isn't that preferable. I ruined a good one.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
This has been Halloween for dummies.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
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