Episode Transcript
Channel ninety three to three.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
Oh hey there then, USA, I'm Bob. I hear you're
about to have a big election, and let's be honest,
you're not so good at that. So pretty soon half
of you might want to move out of the country.
Think about coming to Canada. We're just north of you.
Relocate to Canada. Everyone here is nice. Most of us
are nice. We can all have a pop. Canada has
(00:24):
lots in common with the USA. We both have roads, cities, bacon. Plus,
we both have Canadian geese. They will bite you in
the butt or the crotch, whatever, because Canadians are flexible.
Canada is interesting. Sometimes we're friends. Plus from Canada you
can get right into Alaska, where I think it's legal
to hunt people. If you're into that sort of Shenanigan,
let's go good. So once it's time to move, consider Canada.
(00:45):
We have loonies too, and toonies with throw them at strippers.
Speaker 3 (00:49):
I like Polar Bears paid for if I moved to
Canada after the election, Eh, Peter.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
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