Live In A Cave LOL

Got no money?  Stop wasting it on a place to live, live in a CAVE! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Channel ninety three three.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
I lost my job. I can't pay the rent.

Speaker 3 (00:04):
What can I do?

Speaker 4 (00:05):
Have you heard of caves? No, seriously, caves are nature's tens. Oh,
they're not just for cavemen anymore.

Speaker 3 (00:11):
What's so good about caves?

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (00:13):
Caves are rent free, go on sometimes by the water,
and chock full of free food like possums.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
I've eaten worse.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Caves are also available in all shapes and sizes, and
are more versatile than you might think.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Can I put a rug in a cave? Yes? Can
I poop in a hole and bury it? Yes? Huh,
you can't do that in my apartment.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Caves have none of the headaches at home ownership.

Speaker 3 (00:31):
You can draw on the walls. You'll never have to repaint.
That's cool. If you get termites, just eat them. Everybody
likes caves, that's true.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
You love the minecraft, Now you can live it in
a cave.

Speaker 6 (00:40):
Yeah, but how do you find a cave? Just follow
a beer home.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
Oh, caves gon associated with Cambridge Nerves lol at five
or five search lolls on iHeartRadio