Episode Transcript
Channel ninety three three.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
I need a vacation. You need a vacation, now, That's
what I said. Look no further than Greenland. You mean
our fifty first state.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
Say goodbye to all the sunburns, crowded beaches, and overpriced
umbrella drinks. Greenland is way cooler than anywhere else. Literally,
Greenland's wide open spaces and zero traffic mean you'll never
have to elbow your way to the front of the line.
Speaker 4 (00:22):
The only lines we have are fishing lines for ice fishing.
Catch your fish already frozen. We even have Wi Fi now,
thanks Darlink. Now I can kayak between icebergs while watching TikTok.
Speaker 5 (00:32):
I want to bring the kids to Tesla Land coming
twenty twenty six.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
I want to teach her dog to pull a sled.
You got this, Spifee.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
It's like Disneyland, but less green Greenland. Your next vacation awaits.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
No Fillion or punkers being building. Please book now before
the ice does something weird nerves lol at five or
five search Loll's on iHeartRadio.
Nerf's LOLs at 5:05 News
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