Try Fat LOL

Trying to stay warm? Coats are for suckers, try FAT! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Channel ninety three to three.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
It's so cold, tired of shivering through winter like a
frail Victorian child.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
It's cold.

Speaker 4 (00:08):
Devin introducing fat. What's that?

Speaker 2 (00:11):
It's fat, the all natural self replenishing insulation. I'm getting
fat that keeps you warm all season A lot.

Speaker 4 (00:17):
By far fat.

Speaker 5 (00:17):
I was phsying.

Speaker 4 (00:19):
My heating bills are down and my warmth is off.

Speaker 5 (00:21):
I can roll over the skinny girls like a bowling ball.

Speaker 6 (00:24):
If a start getting cold, I just need another apple Bees,
a whole apple beech.

Speaker 4 (00:28):
Fat is easy to install.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Simply apply generous amounts of pizza, mashed potatoes and cobcakes,
and fat does the rest.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
First.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
Fat back now when you'll also receive comfy pants coffee pants.

Speaker 4 (00:40):
They're stretchy, ugly but stretchy.

Speaker 7 (00:42):
Side effects of fat may include coziness, laziness, and weighing more.
Some users report an urge to hibernate. Consult your doctor
if you explode.

Speaker 4 (00:48):
So if you want heat this winter, fat is where it's.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
At, available wherever snacks are sold, and ride aid nerves
lol

Speaker 1 (00:56):
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