Episode Transcript
Channel ninety three to three.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
You get a lot of sex in the street. Oh sorry,
didn't mean to honk at work? Here you toner for luke,
even at the computer.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
I'd like to order a hooker.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
If you're tired of all that sex, it's too much
introducing marriage. Marriage will make you hate sex except for
hate sex. Shut up, look at me. Marriage will make
you want to start golfing instant, get in the whole.
Marriage will make you feign sickness to avoid sex, especially
in women.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
I have a headache.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Oh thank god, but marriage isn't for everyone. Side effects
may include anger, stubbornness that need to be right, or
to prove that your spouse is wrong. Other side effects
of marriage may include bloating in women, sleep, farting in men, kids,
and other non sexy conditions.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Thank you marriage now we no longer have to have
that pesky sex.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
No, no, no, where's the pringles night stand? Nerves?
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Lol at five or five search lols on iHeartRadio.
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