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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Channel nine three. Every day, innocent cats are subjected to
emotional trauma, from forced cuttle sessions to TikTok dance challenges
they never agreed to, and the laser pointer. It never ends.
They know they'll never catch it, and yet you persist.
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That's why there's CPS Cat Protection Services dedicated to rescuing
felines from the indignity of human nonsense. We offer witness
relocation for cats forced to wear costumes, emergency blankets for
cats trapped under laundry baskets, and we speak up for
those too afraid to say hashtag me now too. It
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was you who called him Chong Cat Protection Services because
your cat deserves better than you. Nurse searchs on iHeartRadio