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May 13, 2025 48 secs
With this whole Newark thing going on, and who knows who's left at the FAA... are you really going to get on a plane right now? Take a steamer! ...wait. 
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Channel ninety three to three. Let's be honest, you really
don't want to be flying in an airplane right now.
They're losing doors, trailing flames, people are pooping in the
aisle somebody, and that's business class. Isn't it time to
get back to old timey trains? Not once has an
old timey train ever fallen out of the sky. So
if you're planning a vacation, old timey trains are now

(00:21):
the safest way to travel, unless you can't getting stopped
by robbers on horses. Not only that, old timey trains
have cheap travel available in the freight car, perfect for
hobo clowns or hipsters. Oh this is snatch, so pack
all your belongings in a bindle on a stick and
travel in style, but style adjacent. See the world from
a train, You'll probably be fine. Nurse Lol at five

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