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September 8, 2025 54 secs
Feel like the dating pool is too small?  Maybe you should cast a bigger net, and try Mermen! 
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Channel ninety three. Three, Ladies, are you fishing for a
sensitive man but having no luck?

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (00:05):
What if I told you there are millions of Murman
in the ocean waiting for love. Murman Merman. They're like mermaids,
but men murmur so it's hard. They're great as long
as you don't mind scales. I mean they do look
like sequins. Murman are loyal. They don't even have eyelids,
so they won't be.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Winking at bottom. Feeders like Becky and Mrman can read
your mind.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Our sense you order Snarky Snark will want me to
hold the laundry.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Every Murman is fully verified. No catfish, chestfish, and they'll
never ghost you unless it's low tide. Finally, a sensitive
guy who's comfortable crying because he's surrounded by saltwater. Anyway,
join the singles community had plenty of actual fish. Oh
and guys tired of all that sex. Try mermaids. They
can't do it. Nurse lool A five or five search

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