CDOT PLUS LOL

The Colorado Department Of Transit... THAT name needs a makeover, how about CDOT +!? 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Bo Channel ninety three three.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Here at the Colorado Department of Transportation, we know our
name isn't beloved, so we changed it, introducing ced dot Plus.
This fall on C dot Plus, get ready for the
hottest lineup of road construction yet. First, up I seventy
Floyd Hill. It's high drama about blasting rocks, rerouting traffic,

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and your ski trip, starting with hours of stop and go.
Early reviews say.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
It's like Lord of the Rings, but with more boulders
and fewer hobbits.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
And just like Frodo, you'll wish you'd never left home. Next,
don't miss Central seventy Dig Baby Dick, the hit comedy
about tearing out a highway through Denver just so they
can put in another highway in the exact same spot.
It's like remodeling your kitchen just so you could keep
the sink right where it was. And returning for a
record breaking thirty seven season, C four seventy the expansion

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that never ends. Every finale promises one more year, but
somehow it's always renewed. So buckle up, Colorado this ball.
The only thing more unpredictable than your morning commute is
the C dot Plus fall lineup Nurse lol a

Speaker 1 (01:09):
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