PARENT TEACHER CONF DEMON TBT LOL

So, Mom and Dad, maybe your child's problem is that they're a demon from hell. 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Channel ninety three three.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Mister and missus Cooper. Yes, welcome to parent teacher conference.
Very excited to hear about our little angel. Little angel, No,
he has behavioral problems we need to talk about. Like
yesterday on the playground there was some biting and eating
of the flush.

Speaker 3 (00:22):
Our son is so compassionate, but really he loves everyone.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Me.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
I can't stomach strangers. But then in math class all
his answers were in burning runs.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
He does love the dead languages.

Speaker 2 (00:33):
Did he get them right?

Speaker 1 (00:34):
No?

Speaker 3 (00:35):
I don't know. How would I know?

Speaker 2 (00:37):
He also chanted an incantation and opened a portal to Hell.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
Well, that is very advanced for his age. Remind me
to congratulate him.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
When I told him he had detention, he gave me.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
Yes, it's another face on the back of my head.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
I am so proud of it. It's like a built
in teacher's assistance.

Speaker 4 (00:57):
Is that it talking to shut up?

Speaker 5 (01:03):
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