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October 3, 2025 53 secs
Brains in the US are getting hard to come by.  What if you're a zombie?  What then HUH?  HUH!?! 
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The channel ninety three to three. Every Halloween, millions of
starving American zombies go out looking for delicious, nourishing brains.
But because of all the reality TV TikTok comment sections
and politics, the US doesn't have enough brains to go around.

(00:21):
You can help for just five dollars a month. Here
you go, buddy. You can provide a starving American zombie
with a warm, locally sourced brain or brain substitute, farmed
from a random podcaster. Don't let another Halloween go by
where American undead go unfed. Call now the Feed the
Zombies Foundation. Because of mind is a terrible thing not

(00:45):
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