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October 21, 2025 59 secs
Not sweaty enough? Try Exercise!  Feel bad now to feel slightly less bad soon! 
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Channel ninety three to three Horn Front. I'm tired, tardy,
being fat and tired.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Introducing exercise revolutionary new thing that's bit around forever.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Sounds exhausting, Oh it is.

Speaker 2 (00:15):
Exercise will make you sweaty, sword and sad and question
every life decision you've ever made.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
But how does it work? Example?

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Just move your body around in ways that hurt on purpose.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
And I'll notice it different. Probably not well, make me happy?

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Yeah, if you're like suffering, what just spend hundreds of
hours doing something you hate offer results you'll barely notice.
Feel bad now so you can feel slightly less bad later.
Side effects may include a sweating regret and becoming one
of those people that talks about core strengths. Ask your
doctor if your soul is securely attest to your body
before trying exercise. Exercise Cousin, it feels this awful, it
must be good for you.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Boy.

Speaker 2 (00:46):
Some people will do anything not to exercise, Okay, sorry, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
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